Whatever happened to this guy?
Oldfag here, whose this guy?
>>736389771
well after turning his back on shii, snacks and a host of others, he wished to be the little girl, was granted his wish, and sold this site to dhs.
>>736389771
Sold the place to the Japanese dude that founded the site that 4Chan is based off of, then went to go work for Google.
I still wonder if he ever posts here though.
GILF thread
Requesting the greentext or pics of the anon who posted a greentext of his trap pics being found on /b by his friend and ended up getting fucked by him
Pic related its the only one that saved
>>736384583
Bump
>>736384583
A friend of mine found pics of me here, but didn't fuck me. :<
>>736385644
Why not?
New loli Thread yall
>be 25
>studying for my MBA while working as a bartender
>Life is pretty normal, classes during the day, work at nights.
>MBA program requires me to take a language course because muh-liberal school
>Choose Spanish because its easy and was better then choosing Chinese
>Attend Spanish class
>justfuckmyshitup.jpeg
>Class is full of spics, fags, and beta cucks.
>literally everyone is majoring in some useless BA degree.
>Spanish prof is a 50 year old Colombian spinster
>sit at the back corner because in fear of catching AIDS or making contact with a degenerate
>suddenly a girl sits next to me
>Shes a 5'7 Latina with shit-ton of fatass, her tiny fat feet can barely touch the bottom of the floor
>mastodonwhitewhaleholygrail.mpeg
>"HOLA CHICO ME LLAMO ANALIA!" the creature yells
>"Umm Hola" I respond
>She starts yapping on and on without stopping
>Pretend to listen to her while the insides of my ear corrodes.
>Class finally ends.
>"ANON YOU SO GUD AT LISTENING ESE! HASTA LUEGO!" she yells.
Continue?
Por favor hermano, me gusta...
Fuck yes.
>Every class Motormouth (lets just call her that) keeps showing up and yaps on her mechanical mouth
>Answers every question the prof asks and always laughs like a down syndrome chupacabra
>She always shows up to class 5-10 minutes late and is always carrying food around
>Keeps offering me pieces of half-eaten muffin and a bag of animal crackers.
>Weeks go by
>Prof assigns a group project and divides the class in groups.
>Can you fucking guess? Motormouth is in my group along with a fag and a French exchange student
>"OMG ANON DIS PROJECT HARD YO ESE! WE GOTTA MEET UP N SHEIT"
>Motormouth keeps arranging plans to meet and cafes
>Start to loose hope in my life.
>Finish early on a Friday and drive to work
>Bar is full because its Friday night. Hipsters and fags crowd in
>I keep getting calls and texts
>Its Motormouth: "ANON POR QUE NO ME RESPONDES? WE IS NEED TO WORK PROJECTO!"
>Holy fucking shit.
pics you want more of / shouldnt share
Kennedy Leigh Montanye
Colonie NY
facebook com/kennedy.montanye
instagram com/who__killed_kenny/
Snapchat: kennedy_leigh
>>736390072
Anyone want more of her?
snapchat and shag lol
WELL WELL WELL
thanks lol
SLUT
>be me at age 12
>going through puberty and inexhaustibly horny
>handling it like pretty much every boy does at that age: Playboy
>one day I come home from school just past 3
>have to pee so I rush towards the bathroom
>throw the door open with my pants already down around my ankles
>sister is in the bathroom, butt-ass naked because she just finished taking a shower
>you ever gotten a boner because you had to pee really bad? well I did and she immediately saw it
>she screams, calls me every name she can think of, and promises she'll tell mom and dad before shoving me out and slamming the door
>she did tell, of course, and despite my insisting I just had to pee really bad, my family instead assumes I have an unnatural attraction to my sister
>I'm confined to my room for two days before taken to a child psychologist
>she didn't believe me either - according to her, boys do not get erections because they have to pee really bad
>I'm in a youth home for four months
>not quite an institution but it was treated much the same way
>after "serving my time" I'm released but my parents don't show up for discharge
>find out after spending another day there that I have been legally relinquished to the state and am sent off to CKC
>in six years I'm never once screened for adoption and am just legally released when I turn 18
>I'm 23 now and as of yesterday I receive a letter from my birth family who hope to reconnect
I doubt there are too many of you who could relate to my story but I figured I'd greentext it anyway. I'm my own man now, /b/. I have a job, I have a girlfriend, and I have a decent apartment in San Diego. Those people abandoned me over an accident that they refused to see reason on. Should I ignore it? Write them back with several pages of scribbled "fuck yous"?
Kill them
Just ignore them, they are trash. Why should you care for people that obviously don't care for you.
>>736386337
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Oregon nudes? Starting with Eugene!
>>736382451
Holy shit, I didn't know there were any other 541 /b/ro's here!
>>736382451
Fuckin oregoners. What is this shit, 1993?
>>736382940
We prefer Oregonian. But yeah, that picture was taken with a fucking calculator or something.
Guess her name for nudes
>>736385171
Looks like a kelly
Dubs for hint?
>>736385246
>>736385354
Mariah
I'm no psychologist, but I know some things and can help you out. What do you need help with, /b?
>>736388368
how 2 make friends n influence ppl?
>>736388488
Get the book
Is there a consistent way to make oneself hyperventilate?
Chubby thread
Inb4 fake girlfriends with iPhone and Macbook screenshot filenames.
Make it happen
/b/, what's the best brand of vodka and why is it Absolut
aristocrat
>>736377409
Looks Russian as Fuck
>>736377088
Heaven Hill, only 12 bucks for a half gall.
trips gets nudes
>>736382499
R o l l.
/b/ has been hit by a continuous raid from Reddit for the last year and a half with cuckoldry-related shit being spammed. Some of it is subliminal/subversive.
>Pics you're not supposed to share
>Wwyd? (What would you do?)
>Girlfriend/wife/ex
>Dubs/trips and I release the rest
>You mad white boi?
>Cuckoldry shit
>Trap threads
>Dick tribute threads
All of this is a raid conducted by John Bettendorf to push a psyop in order to condition people to accept cuckoldry and the related. It is an operation known as Project Normalize. Notice all of these things are spammed constantly and are all related to cuckoldry in some form or another. Also, none of the "girlfriends" posted are legitimate. They're screenshots of camwhores from apple computers and iPhones if you look at the filenames. Any thread asking /b/ if there's more of a specific amateur girl or an Instagram is looking for more to be posted in future threads as fake girlfriends.
On another note, the kik threads are all CP trade threads and should be reported immediately. Discord threads/posts are actually clickbait for views and sponsorships.
Make a Nazi or a Hitler thread and all those cuckold-related threads slow down since the Nazi thread distracts those posters with opposing posts and damage control. Mention how Antifa is shit, and watch the shills pour in to defend such a horrible group of faggots.
Pic 100% related.
ok
I'm peaking on acid. AMA
how do you feel man