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How's the Somlian gangs?

>>736455507
Haven't seen any of em myself, so I couldn't tell ya.

When was the last time a Canadian team won the Stanley Cup?

>>736458839
Cats suck

>>736458839
She's fat and not pretty.

It's a fuckin animal, and a shitty one at that.

KYS for even caring about a single lower life form dying.

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>>736464280

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>>736464280
Since I am spending my night in 4chan, I clearly not the type of guy who receives nudes. Here is a dank meme my brother sent me this morning.
Also, why would a guy's perspective of a blow job be intended just for you? Do your bros frequently send you pics of their dicks? That seems pretty gay.

>>736464280
>>736464339
Any more of her anon?

>>736464458
Kristen I love youuuu pls post tits

Rose Byrne, please.

cancer post

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Take an poop in her virgina when shes not looking than of she tries to make mommy-daddy wrestling with your an roomates they will be in for a stinky surprise when there weenies get browner

>>736461948
obviously b8, but if not, just dump her you cuck.

>>736459393
They technically took out an American. We as a country cannot let that shit slide.....not saying fucking war but I mean there has to be consequences

>>736459524
I'm thinking probably some strategic missiles?

>>736459613
Trump is gonna have to suck china's dick or Putin's dick so we can take their current leader out...

(continued)
day 3
>My stress is gone, thanks to Blake
>The same group of people pass by me, but they're not laughing this time.
>They probably know I don't care what they think.
>Go to class, sit down
>I draw a funny picture for Blake while I wait for him to come
>He sits in front of me, and I hand him the picture, giggling.
>He gives me a strange look, then takes the picture
>His eyes widen
>”DUDE, WHAT THE FUCK?!”
>The teacher asks what's wrong, everyone is looking at me and Blake
>”This kid just handed me this disgusting picture!”
>He shows the teacher
>The class is shocked. People are looking at me with disgust and murmuring
>The teacher makes me sit in the chair next to his desk, in the front of the room
>I'm holding back tears
>Over the course of the class, I hear my voice get whispered every five fucking seconds
>Can't tell where it's coming from
>At lunch I confront Blake
>Ask him why he pretended to be disturbed by the picture
>”What the fuck are you talking about? Who ARE you?!”
>”Why are you pretending we've never met?!”
>He's confused
>Bulbini tells me to let it go and ignore him, and that he's being an asshole
>Tell Blake to go fuck himself and leave
>In every class after that, word has spread about the picture and everyone's making fun of me
>Bulbini helps me ignore them
Day 4
>We are given Chromebooks
>Everyone is annoyed. They want to just use their phones for everything
>I'm ecstatic. I've always wanted a computer.
>People finally stop whispering my name. It feels weird not having that in the background like white noise
>I sit down, and Blake glares at me
>I go ask the teacher if I can keep sitting in the chair next to him
>”If you want to. Don't you wanna sit by your friends?”
>Almost explain to him that Bulbini can stand for long periods of time, and doesn't need a chair.
>While giving lectures, he lets he sit in his chair that spins around.
>I check his emails for him and stuff
Cont

>>736461622
Keep it going

(continued)
>Me and teacher become friendly over the course of the week
Day 16
>The teacher's seat has become my seat
>He's also a coach for two of the schools teams. He has to take a lot of calls during class
>Let's me use his computer to monitor everyone and make sure everyone is doing their work
>He has a thing where he can see what everyone's doing on their chromebooks
>I stalk Blake and everyone who is mean to me, hoping to catch them doing something that'll get them in trouble
>That day, Blake is logging into his Facebook.
>Mfw each character of his password shows for a split second as he types it in
>I don't call him out on using Facebook. I wait.
Day 17
>I get to monitor everyone's chromebook usage again
>I go to Blake's screen. He's going to Facebook again.
>I quickly get my phone out and record the screen, trying not to let anyone see what I'm doing
>I get him typing in his Facebook password recorded
>Fuck yes
>Tell him to get off Facebook, and he grumbles
>People call me a snitch, but I don't care. I'm excited to get my revenge on Blake.
>Bulbini tells me what I'm doing is wrong, but I don't listen.
>Later when I get home, I watch the video I took and write down Blake's Facebook password
>I go on Facebook and try getting into his account
>Success
>I see if his Facebook password is the same as his email
>mfw it is, and I'm able to change his security email for the Facebook account, and also change his password
>Blake has lots of messages from friends
>I spend hours looking through conversations, finding out tons of personal information
>personal info on both him and his friends, most of them being people who bullied me
>Jesse is an upperclassmen who spreads rumors about me often
>She mentioned to Blake recently than her dad almost caught her with her bf
>She says he hid in the closet, and she shoved the used condoms under her bed. They both think it’s hilarious
>For some reason, her dad is a friend of Blakes on facebook
Cont

>>736466183
Teach her the holy word of LEE ANDERZ

smack her with your dick, pics or it aint happen

>>736466343
that's illegal, your ip has been reported

>>736458521

Says pic is related. No fist.

Wat

one time I thought it'd be a good idea to see if I could get my balls in with my dick so I pulled the condom over my nuts.
Condom broke and now we have our 2nd child.
If you've never been literally balls deep in a pussy, you aren't living.

>>736458678
What part of things she shouldn't know didn't you catch? Not gonna get knuckle deep and pull out my phone to take a picture..
Not trying to ruin a good thing.

>>736459623
So they don't fuck with your food

>>736460161
They can't do shit. Plus people could tip in cash, so why would they jump the gun.

I mean this is Papa Johns we're talking about, nothing but good Italian boys making my shit. If it was nigger dominos I might believe you.

Surely adding a tip to the bill like that means it goes direct to the company rather than the server/driver

>>736464320
>you you laugh you lose you lose

>>736459695
Those are Sikhs, not Mudslimes.

There is literally no difference between getting a vaccination for a disease you might get and owning a firearm to protect your family and friends from a crime you might be a victim to.

>>736459784
fuckin thanks /thread

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i swear to god that this image will make it this time

>>736464809
bump
where you at guys

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Bump

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120 today, summer's here

Dude seriously take this disgusting shit off my board. /h fat boi