neu deu fad
N▲bend anons ...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jtd0JOU_N_8
Warum werde ich von Deutschen mit diesem Gerät abgehört?
>die schönsten Augen der Welt
I will rate literally anything that is posted in this thread.
Rate this sad cat eating pizza
ask a girl trump supporter anything
Show your ass to make b great again.
>>736512796
Show your benis
timestamp, and tits preferably
Has /b/ ever walked in on their girlfriend cheating?
> It was on a Saturday
> I was driving back from a softball tournament
> Ended up coming back around 1 am
> I noticed a car parked in front of the house... Didn't think to much of it though since it could have just been her friend's car.
> Boy was I wrong
> I walk in and I hear the shower running
> I figured that might be my wife and her female friend
> I instantly sneak into our room so she doesn't hear me
> But then I hear her voice from the bed
> She said Dan is that you?
> Who the fuck is Dan I think to myself
> I don't reply. Just flip on the light.
> She's naked on the bed, box of condoms freshly ripped open, drinking wine
> Oh my god I didn't think you were coming back!
> I reply. Let me guess Dan is in the shower? Tell her to go fuck herself. Drop the house key and leave.
> Get shitfaced at strip club
> Wasted so much money I actually took one back to my motel
> I stayed at that motel for three weeks contemplating not to kill myself
> I ended up gathering my shit and moving out
>>736506398
>softball tournament
Got what you deserved faggot
>>736507137
Lol, thats harsh.
>>736506398
when she's the one cheating you're supposed to kick her ass to the curb, not just walk out like a little softball playing faggot.
ASK A DIRTY BOOKSTORE MANAGER ANYTHING
how many cocks have you sucked in the last hour?
>>736512197
None
Most awkward customer?
Any underage people come in?
/b/ is the guy who tells the cripple ahead of him in line to hurry up.
/b/ is first to get to the window to see the car accident outside.
/b/ is the one who wrote your number on the mall's bathroom wall.
/b/ is a failing student who makes passes at his young, attractive English teacher.
/b/ is the guy loitering on Park Ave. that is always trying to sell you something.
/b/ is the one who handed his jizz-drenched clothes to Good Will.
/b/ is one who introduced you first to Goatse.
/b/ is a hot incest dream that you'll try to forget for days.
/b/ is the only one of your group of friends to be secure in his sexuality and say anything.
/b/ is the guy without ED who still likes trying Viagra.
/b/ is the best friend that tags along for your first date and cock-blocks throughout night. The decent girl you're trying to bag walks out on the date, /b/ laughs and takes you home when you're drunk, and you wake up to several hookers in your house who /b/ called for you.
/b/ is a friend that constantly asks you to try mutual masturbation with him.
/b/ is the guy who calls a suicide hotline to hit on the advisor
/b/ is nuking the hard-drive next time someone knocks on his door.
/b/ is the one who left a used condom outside the schoolyard.
/b/ is the voice in your head that tells you that it doesn't matter if she's drunk.
/b/ is the friend who constantly talks about your mom's rack.
/b/ is the only one who understands what the hell you saying.
/b/ is someone who would pay a hooker to eat his ass, and only that.
/b/ is the uncle who has touched you several times.
/b/ is still recovering in the hospital, after trying something he saw in a hentai.
>>736512321
Op is a faggot.
>>736512321
10 years ago perhaps, but not now. Now it's just Reddit with slightly worse moderation and no quality filtering.
>>736512321
never forgetti old /b/
Fucking faggots.
>>736512207
mfw america is busy banning mexiacns and muslims
>>736512207
Force everyone to refer to people as "you" ... or say nothing.. Just start talking.
Turning English into Mandarin Chinese.
>>736512207
I'm gonna go to Canada and make my pronouns something unpronounceable and jail all those leaves.
New nude game. Roll 3
6
>>736512101
>>736512177
>>736512644
any nude with face
>>736512101
tits and face
i make 2500 a month and bought this 80k car. bmw M4 coupe
AMA
>>736514745
why you so dumb?
how small is ur penis
I get 1400 a month in welfare and live in a city where the (bicycle) infrastructure is so good you dont even need a car
So /b/, have you ditched this guy yet? c:
>>736514160
>>736514160
havent ditched him but not really happy with how weak hes been lately.
>>736514160
i think hes easily distracted by his emotions. im pretty pissed that he replaced bannon with his liberal jew son in law just because bannon said mean things about him. ever since he did that he's been behaving more and more faggy. no longer telling the MSM to shove it, going soft on the travel ban, kissing sadi and jew ass, letting the courts drag him around by the nose instead of shutting them down. i mean, we have the senate and house majority. its not like there's much anyone could do if he decided to just put his hands back on the fucking wheel.
New Rule 34
old >>736505600
More cum more anal more aheago
>>736512637
Heck yeah
S/fur Thread: Democrats BTFO'd Edition
I dare you to post your gf like this
>>736511715
gf more like bf
>>736511715
Contribooting, my fiancee.
*blocks your path*
Well darn-diddley-arn it, guess I'll just have to move them
>>736512848
Walk around them
Wat
Name my band
The ooga booga monkey crew
>>736513091
Alvin and the Chimpmunks
>>736513091
the u mad white bois'?