No g/fur? what is this madness?
The making of Dionysus in a nutshell. Written by Zeus~~
>be me
>Zeus
>Olympus' Pimp o' the Gods
>Thot Slayer Omega
>Screwed a lot of women in the past
>Been eyeing this one princess for a while
>Magnificently flowing hair
>Double D's
>An ass that can rival Aphrodite during happy hour
>mfw she's a mortal
>feelsbadman.bat
>Been tracking her habits and her moves for weeks
>timetostrike.png
>Prepare Ti sexoualikí órexi tou Día
>Been gathering buckets of my seed for months
>Plant my ass on the throne of ascension
>Load it into a shatter-able capsule
>There she is
>The blonde-haired beauty is spread eagle on her bed facing the window reading a scroll
>I pull back the bolt of this mile long sniper
>I take aim through the sights that could see to the end of the world
>I saw the target so clearly that I saw her vulva twitching
>She's prepared
Pic related
Part 2 of this story
>I take a sharp breath and hold it
>Steady
>STEADY
>DON'T FUCKING MOVE
>HERMES STOP SHINING YOUR SHOES
>APHRODITE STOP PUTTING ON MAKEUP
>ARTEMIS SHUT THAT DAMN DEER UP
>Total silence
>BOOM.wav
>A noise that could make Atlas shudder echoes through the skies
>Gods and mortals alike thought I smote yet another bread-stealing asshat
>They'd be wrong. VERY wrong
>I smote that baby cannon
>White is EVERYWHERE
>Looks like a snow day gone haywire
>She's dazed and confused
>Like a just-born puppy looking for its mom
>PrepareTheSecondShot.gif
>Another capsule loaded with a neatly tied scroll
>Aim again
>HERCULES TAME THAT DAME
>POSEIDON CAGE THE KRAKEN
>APOLLO TURN DOWN YOUR MUSIC OR SO HELP ME
>GIGABOOM.rar
>Atlas would've touched cloth from the sound
>HEADSHOT_Quake.wma
>Oops
>The princess looks down at the scroll
>From Zeus with care
>THE GODS HAVE SPOKEN
This was the most glorious thing in all of existence
You all seemed rather curious last night so I'm starting another doll thread.
Nb4 You're not seeing any part of my body in any image Nor are you seeing any of my bodily fluids in any images so get over it.
Wow dollbro, you've reached an all time low. As a friend I'll do you a solid and bump the thread.
>>736655717
let me rotate that
>>736655717
cute bunny ears
Roll for your bitch /b/
Rolling for 2
sure
Roll a fat blunt
Continuing from >>736649070
Junji Ito Thread, featuring GYO
We're currently nearing the end of Chapter 6 out of 19, so if you still feel like tagging along you're more than welcome.
The ride must go on.
Also yeah, he did it.
>>736656479
>>736656479
AAAWWWWWWWW YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH
>>736656541
Here ends Chapter 6 out of 19.
Deep web stories thread
What is the worst/weirdest thing you have witnessed while visiting the deep web?
I only use my deep web to access 4chan.
/x/ is pretty deep sometimes...
>>736652786
An occult called Heaven's Gate.
Like any cult they have their rituals and stuff.
Anyways lets get to the good stuff.
All 39 members of the cult committed mass suicide with only one survivor because they wanted to leave the human body to enter the astral world.
REKT
jesus christ i'm going to have to add rekt to my filtered list. there's a fucking rext thread every 5 minutes and multiple ones at the same time. stop being fucking autistic and let shit die for a little while. besides, it's always the same fucking pictures over and over again. fuck
>>736650866
>hext
Holy fucking Jesus, i'm dying
Also, nice dubs
>princess leiwhore
>calls trumps a cokehead
>literally dies from a drug overdose from coke
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LAUGHING REACTS ONLY
>>736647754
God Emperor controls Karma herself
>>736647754
Takes one to know one.
And she knew one.
>IIQ so low cant understand that a cokehead can recognize another cokehead
Ask the 8ball whatever you desire
Will I do well on my final?
>>736652633
asking again
>>736652633
Will I be in a coma soon?
Will she text me tonight?
Chloe Grace Moretz leaks enjoy !
>>736655165
new 10/10 traps/twinks/ gays. last two thread hit image limit
>>736650945
Can we just get a trap thread please,
I want dudes with tits and chicks with dicks
>>736651067
NO ! No fekking shemales nigger
Feeling like helping a /b/ro out. OP will absolutely deliver. Dubs or trips gets any game $5 or less on steam.
>>736655914
Roll my guy
>>736655914
http://steamcommunity.com/id/biglebovski
oke, how about rouge legacy
>>736656194
roll
I'm a 22 year old Controls Engineer making $53k a year without having any sort of Degree. I made the decision when I was 12 that I wanted to work as an engineer in industrial automation, set my will to it, and worked hard. There are plenty of other people my age doing a lot better than me even...So the question is, why are you such a skill-less underperforming faggot?
because I'm a nihilist.
>>736650741
We're all really impressed, faggot
>>736650741
The question is why you think 50k is impressive. Im a junior software engineer. I sit in an air condotioned cube getting paid 80k a year, full health/dental, 3 weeks vacation, 10 days sick time, a 401 (k) woth a 5% match, and i literally graduated school less than 6 months ago.
You should totally join this 4chan discord: FsVha9
>pic unrelated but reply if you want me to dump more
>>736650250
oops, wrong link.
here it is: https://discord_gg/akf992V
>>736650606
shill detected
1/?
2/?
anyone lurking?
celeb
>>736653892
Nice bot thread