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I am at school and not doing gym class because I forgot my white t shirt, professor took me out to guard the changing rooms, female changing room is unlocked what do I do /b/
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Anonymous 2017-09-12 01:30:44 Post No.744955965
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Anonymous 2017-09-12 01:30:44 Post No.744955965 [Report]

go in, send pic you idiot. Do anons have to tell you everything?

Anonymous 2017-09-12 01:34:23 Post No.744956145
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Anonymous 2017-09-12 01:34:23 Post No.744956145 [Report]

Fuckin slay thots bro

Anonymous 2017-09-12 01:38:44 Post No.744956360
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Anonymous 2017-09-12 01:38:44 Post No.744956360 [Report]

Welp I am gonma do it anon ill take pic,if I get caught I am fucked

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Anonymous 2017-09-12 01:09:53 Post No. 744954888 [Report] [View this topic]

So I was removing apps from my mom's phone when I found this gem. Never knew we had a boat?

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Anonymous 2017-09-12 01:24:50 Post No.744955657
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>>744954888
Im gonna breed your mom

Anonymous 2017-09-12 01:27:21 Post No.744955782
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>>744954888
moar

Anonymous 2017-09-12 01:29:57 Post No.744955917
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>>744954888
Nice lucky eight trips and you must have been a fat fat baby with your mum packing those udders

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2017-09-12 01:07:40 Post No.744954778
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Anonymous 2017-09-12 01:07:40 Post No. 744954778 [Report] [View this topic]

Hello I am from finland and I heard this is the american version of Ylilauta, is the content better here though?

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Anonymous 2017-09-12 01:14:28 Post No.744955118
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>>744954778
Ylilauta is a Finnish imageboard modeled very recently after this shithole. This shithole was modeled after 2chan in 2003, the original jap version.

Anonymous 2017-09-12 01:19:44 Post No.744955403
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>>744955118
Oh okay cool

Anonymous 2017-09-12 01:23:45 Post No.744955596
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>>744954778
Fuck off Finnish faggot

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2017-09-12 01:12:18 Post No.744955015
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Anonymous 2017-09-12 01:12:18 Post No. 744955015 [Report] [View this topic]

Shitted

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Anonymous 2017-09-12 01:14:21 Post No.744955114
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>>744955015
Wtf is wrong with you

Anonymous 2017-09-12 01:16:01 Post No.744955192
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>>744955114
/pol/ is at it again
it's only a matter of time till they begin to associate it with andy sixx

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>>744955015
Dawg dats da shit

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2017-09-12 01:38:13 Post No.744956335
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Anonymous 2017-09-12 01:38:13 Post No. 744956335 [Report] [View this topic]

I like to have a bit of private time now and then. I have a process. I go into my bathroom and lock the door. Then I run the shower, sit down, usually on the toilet and crank one out. No harm, no foul, just masturbate in privacy.

Just moments ago, for the second time, my girlfriend has unlocked the door and given me attitude for masturbating. She can't respect my privacy. I could have been taking a shit or something, but she feels it's OK to bust in and just completely ruin any sense of privacy and enjoyment.

She's on the rag so fucking her isn't an option because that shit grosses me out. And I just wanna crank one out nice and quick.

What should I do? I've already threatened to move out and I don't think she realizes how upset it makes me.

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Anonymous 2017-09-12 01:40:56 Post No.744956456
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Move out you beta cuck, before you stuck with a sexless and fapless relationship

Anonymous 2017-09-12 01:44:43 Post No.744956637
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>>744956335
Either go somewhere she cant find you to wank or fuck her in the ass or on her rags you pussy, do you get grossed out when your finger bleeds? Still wank with the hand.

Anonymous 2017-09-12 01:45:00 Post No.744956655
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Anonymous 2017-09-12 01:45:00 Post No.744956655 [Report]

Maybe she feels like you could have just asked for a blowjob, it makes her feel like you don't want her at ALL because something is wrong with her.
Especially if she's on her period, she likely already feels unattractive and unsexy.
Just letting her jerk you off or blow you will take no effort on your part and she'll feel better.
Girls are neurotic with their self esteem.
Just FFS...
Wait until she's not home to jerk off.

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2017-09-12 01:22:15 Post No.744955529
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Anonymous 2017-09-12 01:22:15 Post No. 744955529 [Report] [View this topic]

Did he overreact?

http://heavy.com/news/2017/09/spencer-hight-plano-shooting-photos-wife-meredith-lane/

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Anonymous 2017-09-12 01:28:14 Post No.744955825
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>>744955529
Shit looks very strange to me.... Why she so not into him yet he marries her.... Ya know what I'm sayn OP?

Anonymous 2017-09-12 01:30:43 Post No.744955963
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>>744955529
Of course he did, you don't kill people over a divorce unless you're Little Johnny No-Dick and couldn't dick down a toddler if you tried.

Anonymous 2017-09-12 01:30:44 Post No.744955966
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>>744955825
Ya that and how quick did this guy move? Mowed down 9 people and nobody managed to get the fuck away or subdue him? Then he wanders around the house til cop shows up and puts him down...?

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Anonymous 2017-09-12 01:06:31 Post No. 744954720 [Report] [View this topic]

U jelly?

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Anonymous 2017-09-12 01:07:50 Post No.744954785
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>>744954720
put a little ranch dressing on it. you'll thank me later

Anonymous 2017-09-12 01:08:54 Post No.744954840
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>>744954720
a bit

Anonymous 2017-09-12 01:16:24 Post No.744955220
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Anonymous 2017-09-12 01:16:24 Post No.744955220 [Report]

Jelly of a frozen pizza? GET OUT!!!

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Anonymous 2017-09-12 01:10:53 Post No. 744954939 [Report] [View this topic]

TEENS. Join or put kik name below.

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Anonymous 2017-09-12 01:12:20 Post No.744955018
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star103863

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Add @lowatlas

Anonymous 2017-09-12 01:19:07 Post No.744955377
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Add Warry69r

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Anonymous 2017-09-12 01:21:49 Post No. 744955509 [Report] [View this topic]

Im sure my neighbors across the road are pedophiles or planning to start a terrorist attack. How do I stop them?

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Anonymous 2017-09-12 01:25:50 Post No.744955706
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>>744955509
You absolutely do not know that. If you knew anything at all, you would not be stuck deciding between two such different things.

I would say your best bet at solving the problem is to seek psychiatric help.

Anonymous 2017-09-12 01:29:48 Post No.744955911
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>>744955509
Full story in detail. Now.

Anonymous 2017-09-12 01:31:59 Post No.744956030
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>>744955509
or you become friends with them and do the pedo/terriost attacks for free keks

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Anonymous 2017-09-12 01:14:02 Post No. 744955101 [Report] [View this topic]

Lets go!

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Anonymous 2017-09-12 01:17:58 Post No.744955310
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in_the_flesh_ fucks her dog

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bonosho
Likes tributes

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Princessandie12
Post wins!

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Anonymous 2017-09-12 01:17:28 Post No. 744955279 [Report] [View this topic]

Get your shit together thread.

The last digit(s) decide(s) how many minutes you spend "getting your shit together".
This can be cleaning your room/house/bathroom
Doing chores in house around the yard
Building something that you have been planing for ages
Fix something
Re organize something so it is more practical or easier to clean
Buy a garbage bin
Do research on a project you were planing
Start a project
Turn your house in a fully self sufficient bomb shelter
Get your hair cut so you look more respectable,Plan the logistics for you to get laid.
Go to a dentist or doctor for something you have been putting off
Bake cookies and use them to improve your social life
Anything productive which would be improving your existence

Basement dweller mode= last digit
Normie mode= last two digits
I really need to get my shit together mode= last 3 digits

You are allowed to take bio-breaks and go to appointments and obligations, the time rolled does not have to be in one shift
Roll trips and you do "The 5 minute system" any chore or task that you can do with in 5 minutes YOU DO, until all chores/task are done or you have to eat sleep or go to obligations(including social).
Considering anything can be broken down in 5 minute tasks you will get a lot of shit down and you will be extremely productive.
you will have no time for any bullshit and reach ascension status of prolificness

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Anonymous 2017-09-12 01:27:54 Post No.744955810
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>>744955279
Rolling cause in a lazy sack of shit

Anonymous 2017-09-12 01:33:24 Post No.744956096
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Anonymous 2017-09-12 01:33:24 Post No.744956096 [Report]

ok

Anonymous 2017-09-12 01:38:47 Post No.744956362
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Anonymous 2017-09-12 01:38:47 Post No.744956362 [Report]

Face this reality, you rather do some repetitive crap in a video game building some fictive thing when you can build something real in half the time irl and actually improve your situation

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Anonymous 2017-09-12 01:28:01 Post No. 744955815 [Report] [View this topic]

DEUTSCH-SCHNELLFEUER-EDITION
>DEUTSCH-SCHNELLFEUER-EDITION

Was kommt Dir in den Sinn, wenn Du versuchst, einen Moment lang nicht zu denken?
Was erwartest Du von der Liebe?
Wie lähmend ist für Dich Selbsterkenntnis?

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Anonymous 2017-09-12 01:29:23 Post No.744955891
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