Going to dump my gf again let me know what you think.
Also feel free to post your gf or ex or just anybody hot.
>>744956975
>>744957181
Hey /b/ i made a post yesterday about my absurd life in a special ed tard classroom in middle school. i'm making this post to recap and get you all excited about my 7th grade year story in the same old class in the same old school that i will post this evening.
>Be me
>middleschool
>In one of two tard classes for my bipolar disorder
>both tard classrooms are in the basement
>two teachers and 4 tard police split between each class with police subs every now and then
>Most of the tards are eiither bipolar, schizos and sociopaths. the rest are autists, downies and hyper functioning aspies
>Neither of 2 classroomms are tard segregated
>no seating arrangements the first year
>massivetardclusterfuck.jpg
>my class consisted of a number of different tards at least 13 (I miight me missing a few but that's irrelevant)
Class 1
Boys:
>Me the bipolar instigator
>Brendan the cleft lip wonder tard
>Michael The pyro schizo
>Cody the constantly drugged bipolar best friend
>tayvon the angry smart mmouthed nigger
>stephen the bipolar spic gang menber
>favion, stevens rival spic ganng member
>jessie the schizo bipolar cockwaffle with a cool dad
>gustavo the bipolar spic who struggles to speak english
>arron the hyperfunctioning bipolar autist
>tommy the sociopathic compulsive liar
>Eric the potato
Girls:
>hope the psycho GF also a hoe
>Cassandra the well developed bipolar mulato
>jessica the hot bipolar psycho future model
>Lisa The future autistic GF with a cute face
Class 2 (only the relevant ones/ones i remember the most)
>Anthony, Stevens older twin brother and even more bipolar than he is
>Mario the closet fagtard also mulato
>Omar, cassandras bipolar younger brother
>Keenan, cody's younger brother
>James the other potato
6th grade: The first day bitch
>First day of school
>See elementary school crush
>used to hit on her all the time
>her brother and i were close friends
>Ohshityougoheretoo?.gif
>Looks at me with confusion and worry
>"Hey annon, my brother doesnt go here, he went to a different school."
>oh
>ask her for her number
>gives me the rejection hotline #
>after school
>go home and call number
>what a bitch
>never seen her since
>Mfw
FFWD a few days:
The first kiss pt1
>Sitting in class bored af
>Not doing much of anything but day dreaming
>tards argueing and yelliing
>Tard police doing nothing helpful
>Teacher trying to get the class under controll and to pay attention
>day goes on like this untill lunch where the tards of both classes get to eat with the non tards
>go to lunch
>sit across from mario and hope
>Have random convorsation about dogs that then leads to a convorsation aboout sex
>Itsgettinghotinhere.png
>Go to recess
>walk laps around the track field
>continue convorsation
>Hope asked mariio and i if we ever had sex or kissed someone
>Mario said "not yet"
>I lied and said "i have a bunch of times"
>Hope leans over to me and kisses me on the lips
>First kiss by a girl ever
>Then leans over to mario and kisses him on the lips
>uwotm9
>competitivemodeactivated.gif
>leans over to me again and decide to be brave and tongue it.
>she blushes
>kisses mario again
>no tongue
>cant compete
>Ask her to flash us her tits
>looks around quickly
>She does it!
>still flat chested
>slightlydiisapointedyetmildlyamused.png
>recess is half over
>walk to the very edge corner of the field where this drainage ditch is
>three of us sit on the concrete covering the drainage pipe
>Hope sits in the middle of us
>The connvorsation continues
>"I showed you mine now you show me yours" she said
>"Okay, but one rule, if one guys dick is out the other has to close/cover his eyes" i said
>All agree
The first kiss pt2
>R,P,S for who goes first
>Mario goes first
>I close my eyes
>10 seconds later
>"okay your turn" she says.
>open my eyes
>Mario closes his*
>Uzip my pants
>FULLYERECT.webm
>"Very nice" she said
>Notice mario peeks
>Youfuckingfaggot.gif
>Dont say anything
>Bell rings and recess is over
>Tard police pulls us aside before we head in
> "You weren't doing anything inappropriate were you?"
>Fuck we've been caugt!
>all lie and say "no we were just talkiing about dogs"
>Tard guard believes us
>Mfw
Stole some of her clothes one being the top in the pic, I feel so lucky!! It's awesome
>>744957931
Also got this flannel
>>744957977
Pic didn't send
Why wouldn't you fuck a fattie?
You'd fuck men that look like women but not a fattie. At least with this option you wouldn't be a huge faggot.
>>744956609
bestiality is illegal
Smell. Also fuck chicks with dicks. No thanks.
except traps have feminine curvy bodies and smell great and most land whales smell like cheese and you wouldn't even know what whole your fucking if even, probably your dick will get lost in side those immense flaps
disgusting
so get a clue faggot, 0/10
Paid $40 for this. Did i get ripped off?
>>744956702
>>744956702
Kys faggot!
>>744956702
Smoke it and find out OP
Columbia or Magenta, /b/?
(If you don't know who they are, get off daddy's laptop and go to school.)
Defs columbia
Columbia for sure.
Had a chick in my class with a similar haircut and color, made me diamonds for so many years during my schooling.
>>744956494
>>744956554
But that voice, anons. That voice. It would be like trying to fuck a dog's squeaky toy.
Haven't seen her since. Is it too soon b?
>>744955676
who dat
>>744955919
Jessi Slaughter - look up her nudes
I work security at a warehouse. AMA
>>744956545
What's for lunch?
>>744956545
Where is your private masturbarion room?
How many times during shift?
How empty is your life?
One Black drop theory is an Anti White bullshit invented by Jews.I just discovered that one of the mosty beautiful actresses ever has long forgoten pre-civil war little 'Black' ancestry...well you know what? She doesn't!
Let's exemine this one drop theory.
Let's take Princess Diana as example.British Princess Diana claimed she was 1% Indian by ancestry but what makes you think her blood is Indian at all?Such weak little influence gets destroyed and erased over long time period and White blood eats it out.The same way if you throw fire woods in wather eventurally the fire will be fully turned down because it's so small and can't change entire fucking river.The water becames pure again and there is no fire.
Take you fucking hands and start closing them a little bit,every second.Eventually they will be closed and touch each other.Well that's what happens with that one little drop.
She is NOT mixed Mulatto,she is beautiful White Woman with 0% Black in her.That one drop is long gone
If you believe this two are not real Whites, you are falling for the Jewish tricks.
Trust me, I had long long ancestor who had ginger hair but none of us ever married any ginger for the last 12 generations and now we can't produce gingers anymore.
>>744956520
are you fucking retarded?
>>744956675
Every influence that is tiny and weak got absorbed and eventually erased by larger dominant influence.It takes time but it happens.That's biology
So what did y'all think about Rick and Morty's take on Atlantis?
I mean, transgender mermaid aside. TECHNICALLY she isn't transgender anymore since "he" switched bodies so technically Morty DID get mermaid puss...
>>744958047
>trying this hard to justify muh adult cartoon
>>744958102
>trying this hard to antithetically define muh taste
>>744958102
>being baited this hard.
Hi /b/ im:
>30 yo
>no job
> live with dad
>Spain
> No studies
I had jobs every few months but nothing permanently and very bad payed, 3.2 € fucking slave jobs here this country is a shit hole with no jobs,
what country can i go and get a well payed job ? i read bournemoutsh is ok but not london ? where do you recommend me to go? what country i want to make good money for once god dammit
>>744956755
more of that chick
>>744956755
your english is poor as so you shall be poor, thus is life in English speaking cuntries which are the only rich countries and also they all hate wogs so
dont you fucking dare enter Holland.
it's too nice here and everyone is welcomed.
we already have enough fortune seekers ruining this place.
Holland is pretty ok with foreign people. if you speak English you will have no problem getting a job.
the Jews are the only race of people to actually slay a God. Can any other race make such a claim?
>>744957622
Wasn't it the romans who struck the killing blow? Get cucked again, jewfag.
>>744957895
If you want to be pendantic it were nails and not romans that killed jesus
>>744957622
Pontius Pilate
Is she really a guy?
>>744957825
Depends if it has a dick, if so, yes
>>744957825
No she is not. She is a modell called Ella Freya
Take THAT 4chan
>>744957506
actually is deviantart
>>744957506
>letting an inferior woman drains your life fluids
Good riddance.
On/off Oz edition
go to anon.ib
Got heaps, but want to see interest in the thread before I can bother putting them up
erm..hi