>borders locked up tighter than a nun's ass, but talks endless shit about how xenophobic Americans are
>had the most batshit insane leader in the western world for 9 years but won't shut up about Trump
>literally no culture of it's own
>universal healthcare yet citizens still would rather go to mexico to get treated
>obesity epidemic at an astronomical rate but doesn't hesitate to call America "the fat nation"
>every wrestler from there plays a giant dickbag heel and it's the most believable thing ever
>puts ketchup on steak and gravy on chips
what da fuq is Canada's damage, yo?
>>737008646
Let's not forget the self-satisfied patriotic fervor with the fucking maple leaf on literally everything to remind them of what country they're in while simultaneously thumbing their noses at "jingoistic American rubes"
Its the frogs, you'd go crazy too if you had to deal with a large enough French population
>>737008807
>Louisiana
Amateur Girls of /b/, saved or otherwise
https://imgur.com/a/coBZm
WWYD - Rough Fuck Edition
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>>737003809
Hand them upside down nakrd on those hooks and use their asses as a punching bag before cutting down the girl in the black dress and fucking her in the ass.
>>737005143
Tie her arms and legs to the feet of those tables and stick that bottle up her ass. Then shove my cock in her mouth and lube it up a bit. After that I fuck her cunt and that pushes the bottle against the floor, forcing it more and more up her ass with each thrust.
>>737010390
Sauce?
>>737010431
Sadly no
what's gayer /b/ musclegirls or traps?
let's settle this once and for all
one looks healthy and fit and the other one has a dick
You tell me
>>737004464
/thread
>>737004379
Muscle girls don't have a dick, so...
ITT we cringe to pictures of an underage club in 'straya PART 4
www facebook com/melbourne.underage.5/
>be me
>sister looks just like Velma
>go to drug/booze party with sis
>doubleshitfaced.jpg
>no memory of end of night.
>we wake up naked together.
>holyshit.jpg
>agree to not think of what we cant remember.
>3 months later sis is preggers
>says she hasnt had sex in 6 months
>Dad is Police captain and church deacon
>mom teaches at religious private school.
>abortion is a sin in our family.
I dont want to be a Daddy-Uncle to a retarded baby I dont even remember making!!!! Sis doesnt want the truth told but doesnt want an abortion.
Am I wrong if i tell my dad and he forces her to have an abortion. (Im 18 shes 19 but we live at home and have to listen to parents). Is that evil of me?
>>737006766
o nuu
u goig 2 hell
and u bein disown
wow
>>737006766
google 'abortifacient'
>>737006766
If this is a true story and not a cool story bro, you have my sympathy, I also feel very sorry for your sister.
guess her race and also rate, dropping nudz after 20 rates
Looks Hispanic
6/10
9/10 Galapagos islands
>>737006889
4/10 not white
Drawthread.
Ask me anything edition.
Second.
This is the end, my sweet thread.
where all the fags at?
Instragram/fb slut thread
(Also x-raying this would be appreciated)
guys fuck off with these facebook instagram bitches. this sounds like bait, but these fucking bitches also have personalities. and boy are those ugly. you dont want these. replaceable is what they are. thirteen thousand thirty seven in a dozen. losers craving for attention. validating themselves by taking crooked pictures of themselves doing a silly face with their boobs in too. worthless. have a nice though though kind reader
>>737006863
Are you gay?
Homescreen thread
Also bing is ultimate rule34
>>737002176
y not.
>>737002176
OP, How the fuck can you look at your phone in a bus or something (if you even go outside)? I know nobody in the bus would be talking to you about it but I bet you will make people cringe after getting off the bus.
YLYL THREAD
LAST ONE HIT IMG LIMIT
>>737008613
India thread?
Sure, fuck india. Pic related is a "sewer diver", he dives into New Delhis open sewers (completely unprotected) to unclog them.
Michelle Carter appreciation thread. She's taking care of the beta bitch boy problem. Will other prisoners respect her for what she did or meme her into killing herself?
She's a hero, and not An Hero. She'll make it and hopefully strike again.
Nah. Her crime was lame so they won't.
>>737004969
She's an angel right? That's what angels do? Take people to heaven?
straight shota thread
I approve, more
brump
>>737007555
you know m00t made a special board just so you retards would stop posting your cartoon shit here, right?
either bring this trash of immature jap cartoon shit to the manga board where it belongs /a/ (shota is a genre of manga, fyi) or the catchall adult cartoon board /aco/
it does NOT belong on /b/ and clearly is not RANDOM
asshole