ITT: Faps from our youth
>Kira
Lets have some fun while I'm still a "young tight teen" lol
My birthday is at the end of the week ! ;)
My snapchat and kik are : Liaaustin95
this shit again
ITT: We discuss the most depraved ways we pleasure ourselves. I'm talking about the fucked up shit you would never want to be attached to you personally. Bonus points if you have any of the following
- Drugs involved, post what they do intensify you getting off
- A story of getting caught doing said act
- A third party in on it
I know there are some sick bastards in here, I want to hear you at your worst.
>Per very related
>Story on request
I jerk off for cam girls, go to rub and tugs and pay for whores. Been fucked in the ass by a tranny and fucked a tranny's ass. Solo-time I've dildo'd my ass and sucked my own dick. Kinda feel like a normie...
>>737035888
Gay thread
>>737035888
I used to be into Sissy hypno. At it´s peak I stuffed a carrot up my ass. Hurt like fuck, I realised I was not into it. I still think about it sometimes though and do recommend a pen up back for no pain but a bit more pleasant masturbation sesion.
Nude game, except every time someone rolls your number, you post the next letter of their name along with the requested pic. If anyone guesses their name, you dump whatever people request.
Further Rules:
Best Nude Game
Rules:
1. Post a pic of your girlfriend/wife/ex clothed with a number.
2. Posters then make requests and if the last number in the post # matches, OP must then deliver requested pic.
3. If no number in girl pic post then poster must deliver on all requests.
4. 1 roll per post
Let the Games begin
Pic Unrelated
Nice... I'm ready. Let's do this.
>>737040001
You should really have a girl to offer to the game if you start it OP. Some people are going to be put off revealing a name too.
5
/b/ how many girls have you impregnated so far. How many girls are your currently breeding with and how many girls do you plan to impregnate in your life time
4/0/5
>>737035539
2/0/3
>>737035539
How.....child support is a bitch
Hi /b/ I need some serious advice.
A little about me first, I'm 42, I live in Arkansas, I work as a car mechanic, and life has been shit for me I'll tell you what. I work 45 hours a week. At home its hell, I've been married to for 7 years, my wife has become a control freak. I used to be able to go out with the guys on Fridays for some beer, but if I do she throws a hissy fit when I come back, after work I expect dinner when I come home, she refuses to make me any. When she gets angry at me for not taking the kids to soccer practice, or to summer school she bicthes, and hits me in the face. And I can't do shit cause I know I'll be arrested if I do anything back, and on top of that I've had blue balls for about 6 months now, and she has refused to be intimate with me, so I figure hell might as well go get something relaxing- thats when I found these erotic massage places, I feel I need it so bad, I want a fucking happy ending but I'm getting cold feet about it, I plan on going this weekend while she and the kids are over with the in-laws. I have the money ready, and I know where the parlor is. But I'm afraid I might be caught cheating since this will be my 1st time going to a place like this. So /b/ should I go to a massage parlor? Any tips, or rules be aware of? And /b/ what are some of your most recent massage parlor experiences?
Just fucking tell her, faggot. If you pay for a hand job though, I hope she kicks your ass.
>>737035065
Bump to help a fellow mechanic bro. No advice though m90.
>>737035065
Man, talk to your fucking wife.
Second, Rubmaps. There isn't much to it. Get in there for a massage, get naked, get on the bed, get your junk massage, and when she starts inching toward your dick, cum all over.
But talk to your fucking wife. Sounds like counseling may be in order. Fuck being unhappy because you're too pussy to try to fix the shit in your life that's a shit.
No loli thread? Let's fix that.
>my sis
>have a bunch of pictures and vids
>regularly get her laptop when she goes out I try to find more
>first times were with /b/'s help
>I've posted her before
>gonna post those pictures
> you post 1 old pic, I'll post a new one that I havent posted yet
>dubs? new pics
>trips? new vid
>quads? no one will get them anyway
>also gonna post some dark pics so someone can enhance them as I dont know much about computers
>>737040198
Rollerino
deliver
>>737040198
trips get
Hmm, really makes you think
this is what happens when people who have no idea how economics work(or are dumb enough to not care) influence wage laws
>>737039977
A link to the story would be nice.
>>737039977
What do sandwich artists have to do with this?
How many of you were there? Helmand Province, early 2011, I took thos picture from the roof of a mosque. Alot of Marines lost limbs to protect that poppy... wtf? I'm fully aware that the edgelord fags are going to swoop in on me, but I honestly don't give a fuck. I saw a 21 yr old get his legs sprayed all over me for what?
>>737034636
you answered your own question.
to protect the world supply of opiate precursors.
My friend broke his leg once while we were skate boarding. That was pretty rough
>>737034835
thanks man
Game time /b/, pick a team.
Dubs = 1 space
Trips= 2 spaces
Quads = 3 spaces
Take an enemy team's base to kill them. Tell me where you want your roll to go. Not the same OP from earlier.
Nazis to 11
Commies -> 8
Can you stop spamming this faggot game OP
New Thread. Keep it goin!
I propose homework for everyone. Go to www.fluffybooru.org, search for a topic you enjoy, click random at the bottom of the page, save the image you like the most, post it here.
>pic related
Everyone, spread the wuv!
I liked two of them.
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I came in at the end of last thread and thought Renaissance has it right. Make Fluffy Great Again!
>my contribution of homework
>>737038757
Nice
some xray?
Celeb thread: discuss, fap, cum tribute!
Jerk it off edition
Whats your favorite Matthew Mcconaughey movie?
>>737041680
Repost to thank Sarah anon. It was great. Goodnight
Getting her mom's big ass
ITS HAPPENING
Girls you know you fap to
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