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HEIL BOXXER!
>>744975467
>BOXXER!
ohja
>>744975522
zeig
Is investing a meme if you only have like 5k disposable income?
>>744978102
IRA and bonds are about all youd do with 5k
>>744978164
You won't have great returns on bonds would you?
>>744978229
Its good to diversify, and with such investment pool, its a safe bet
Where were you, /b/?
>be me
>6 years old
>I don't recall much of that day except my parents took me and my 4 year old brother out to a buffet, wouldn't tell us why
>I saw the footage on the news in the buffet and thought it was from a new movie or something
>parents gets us ice cream
>fuckyes.exe
>I used to love gummy bears in my ice cream
>start pushing gummy bears of various color into my ice cream cone
>"Dad! Dad! It's like the planes hitting that building on TV!"
>my parents just stare at me
>the gummy bears fall off the side of the cone
>"And now it's like all the people falling from the building!"
>I was six years old, I had no idea this was a real thing on the news
>tfw I made a 9/11 shit post in real life on the day of 9/11/2001
You know, looking back at it, it's no surprise I don't remember half my childhood. I'd probably shoot myself if I did.
deep shit
>>744977588
Shopping for pants with my mom. Got some sweet-ass jeans.
watched dragonball, fucking show got interrupted because you dont know how to properly demolish buildings and rather try to bring down buildings with planes
I blow guys while I'm dressed like a woman, is that gay?
I think it's straight because it's like for a short while I stop being a man and I feel like a woman
>>744980172
It's gay. Look at how hard your cock is.
doesn't matter if gay or not, it's HOT!
>>744980237
yeah it does get pretty hard, sometimes the guy will lay me on my back at the edge of the bed and ease his cock inside my boi pucci
WELCOME TO TRUMPS AMERICA
THEY ARE HANGING HALF BLACKS NOW
real patriot wouldve finished the job. fucking teens.
>>744975819
About fucking time. All niggers need to hang.
>>744975819
blame his mom for fucking a nigger
Someone knows her Name and her Age?
>>744980000
bump
>>744980000
check'd
>>744980000
The quads demand answers
UK sluts
>>744972050
Lefty
schwing
Have drained my cock to her more times than I can count
Can we post stuff that isn't just porn all the time? It gets to be routine and depressing.
Huge tits, let's see what you got!
Bump
Your daily Crapped thread.
nasty shit
>>744970738
Gods of 4chan, live and let live! Let us worship chicks shitting nigger dicks! Nig nogs belong in the shitter together with "India can into space" and "Designated shitting street".
>>744970671
doesnt really work when its not anal though
So I'm the OP about getting out a shitty relationship here on /b/ but I got another problem.
My best friend, we shall call Dom, is in the hospital. He was stressed out recently and well he took antidepressants but he accidently overdose, he's not the suicidal type but he's currently in the hospital(pic is him)
He's a really cool guy hell he introduced me to 4chan and even built my gaming pc
He's an amazing guy and I'm thinking of starting up a kickstarter to pay off the bills.
Who is willing to help?
>>>/reddit/
fuck off nigger
>>744972758
No this isn't from Reddit, I'm being serious about it, we've high school friends and he's my best bro so when his gf told me this today I was like "holy shit"
less straight dragons
>>744971049
Yea, that one is definitely less then straight, it clearly curves upwards.. please continue
Are you gonna let her get away with this, /b/?
Nobody on 4chan will have to lift a finger if this is true.
>>744970732
has to be fake.
>>744970732
Not while there are greater problems in the world. Can you believe there are men on public transportation that take up more space than they need?
So angry that I'm drinking again
All I can think is about my family I say
They all know what I'm up to again
I hate that I have to get up in the middle of the night to sneak it again
I have to hide it from the them again
I think the people I work with know what's up again
My body shakes
I hate the way it makes me act so fake
I'm only fooling myself trying to act so straight
I can't help it I'm trying to stop
I know it's only a matter of time before I get pulled over by the cops
I don't know who to turn to to stop
I know what I'm doing is not right
I can't stop drinking at night
I have to have some in the daylight
All I can think is about my family I say
They need a father who is not drunk again
I try to hide it from them again
I tried to stop so many times before
I thought I was done drinking for sure
I can't help myself I always end up on the floor
I drink at work to stop the shakes
Hoping it will put them on the brakes
I know I'm fooling myself, it's a mistake
My wife can't help me
My kids don't know the real me
Who do I turn to to really help me
If I say that I am
Can I admit that if I'm a man
How would it feel to say that I am
So many times I tried before
So many times I said no more
Again I ended up on the floor
Who can I turn to
Who can help me through
I don't want it to be deja vu
So angry that I'm drinking again
Still think drinking is fun?
Turn to Jesus. He died on the cross for our sins. Ask him to deliver you from your iniquity. I know what you are going through. Jesus loves you man. So much. Just give him your heart
Yeah, I still think drinking is fun
How the heck do people survive headshots? If you took a .45 and shot dead center of the side of the head wouldnt that kill you? Wouldnt you loose a lot of blood? I font get how people survive it
What about just a shot the forehead with something like a 12 gauge or 30-06, think thats survivable?
Yeah to the forehead means dead
>>744973982
lol okay
If someone survives a bullet or shrapnel to the head it means that, assuming it penetrates the skull, it passes through and destroys only brain tissue that's not directly responsible for stuff that you need for the body to keep itself going. Google Phineas Gage, dude had a rod blasted through his skull but survived it. Sure, his personality changed afterwards, but he survived it because it went through the frontal bit of the brain, which deals with higher level stuff