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Gone.

>>737557092
Complete and utter wanker.

>>737557470
>inb4 nigger

>>737555866
yep show more

>>737555866
dear god yesss

>>737555896
first of all: try to look like a normal guy.
Second: say hello how are you? or: wow it`s kinda cold today hun?

Call them a nigger
Then explain yourself

Go to a bar and have a drink, go out to social events and do communal shit ffs

steal his goat

if you lost your bitch to that theres only one solution, KYS

>>737555776
If THAT can steal your girl, give up now.

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Cassie439

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Her

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>>737559196

/thread

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How's this

>>737556734
Hows being a newfag?

>>737557567
????

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>>737556734

Let this thread die, then remake it with an image that's actually arousing - like this one.

Dots.
dotsunlocks

>>737550994
Tell us your story to hopefully get the thread bumped.

I did. I got talking to a guy who just totally got me. It started off with common interests, and then he was going through some bad times breaking up with his girlfriend and we would end up talking about more personal stuff and within about 2 months we were speaking for 7-8 hours a day every day. I lied about my age, at the time I was 16 and he was 26 so I told him I was 19 which I felt bad about. Anyway, talking online became talking on the phone and phone sex and all that kind of thing and we decided to meet up. I couldn't drive so he was going to come and pick me up.

The day before he was due to come down he called me and was super sad and said he had a confession, he lied about his age, he was actually 40 and was super upset about it as he was convinced I would end it. I really didnt care, I loved him, wanted to meet up, so we went ahead. I was so close to telling him my real age but I just couldn't, I was so afraid he would not drive down to see me.

Anyway, we met up, and I think he knew instantly I was younger than I said - I was so worried it would all go wrong, but it didnt, it just felt so right, it was amazing, literally within 5 minuets nothing mattered, it was so good. We have been together for like 4 months now, its getting harder to keep it a secret but once I go to collage it will be easier.

So yeah, it can work.

>>737557517
I know Donald Trump. He lived in a richer area of New York at one point. I bumped into him in a sandwich shop. He was shooting the shit with the sandwich maker when I came up to give my order. I got a standard turkey on wheat with mayo and pepper jack. It was something very simple. All the while Donald was laughing to himself and pointing at me occasionally mumbling, "Is this guy serious?"

I wasn't sure why I guess he was displeased about me ordering or what I ordered. After I got my sandwich I sat down and ate while he just leaned back into the windowed meat display and watched me. When I got up to throw the trash away he stopped me and offered his hand. I was shy because I knew who he was but he introduced himself anyways. When I shook his hand the other hand came out of his pocket holding a tazer which he used on my neck. When I fell to the ground tense I soiled myself. He laughed, "This guy." And started kicking me in the face quoting The Apprentice over and over, "YOU'RE FIRED, YOU'RE FIRED."

I woke up in the hospital next to a vase of broccoli labeled, "From Don."

Now every year he shows up to my families Thanksgiving dinner, uninvited, unannounced, and just eats, laughs to himself, and then leaves. Last year he murdered my mother. I fear what hurricane Donald will bring this year..

>>737557517
>spencer gifts when i was a kid

>look up and see brian dennehy

this was the mid 90's and i was a huge fucking fan.

>muster the retard strength to say

>y-y-your b-b-brian d-d-dennehy

looks down at me and says

>kid i'm christmas shopping, gimme a break.

also met h. john benjamin and played a game of pool with him at a friends house. that dude is pretty cool and down to earth.

>>737557745
Kek'd. Politics aside, the man does not know how to eat a steak.

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Cuck!

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Stay strong Donald!

>>737553595
This is pretty much the log meme but more effective.

Arbys spoke person

Haley Comet

Sgt. Slaughter

>>737557847
I have no friends and I live with my mother. I'm 36 years old.

>>737557847
I was throwing my big poo poo behind the couch when I was little.

>>737558146
Why would you do that?? Weird.