Am I obese?
Yes, but your form is also pure shit and makes you look even fatter, straight your back and push back your shoulders.
>>737809153
no, this is how peak performance looks like
No way! ur ripped! that 30 pack is amazballs.
Wwyd thread
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>>737810171
>>737810171
Would start by sticking her head through the railing and then cuffing her hand and ankles to the rails. Cut off her dress and then take her shoes and underwear off and toss them in the water. Start to spank her ass until bright red and then move on to whipping her tits. Once she's begging for me to stop I would invite the crowd of people watching to inspect her holes and join in on the spankings.
>>737810171
meet her in a bar when she is on vacation. She doesn't speak the local language so when I call over my friends to hold her down and rape her in the alley behind the bar she doesn't notice until it's too late. We spend hours out back each taking a turn in one of her holes. Once we are done we leave her cum filled body for the rats and the homeless
Why do some people enjoy eating rotting food?
>>737812068
Why do some people like traps?
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Blue cheese is delicious bro.
>>737812156
Because they're gay.
Maybe they're not admitting it, but they are.
>>737812240
Have you ever bitten into a piece of moldy bread?
It tastes just the same, moldy.
Take his place instead.
>>737810945
Pretty much, yeah
>>737810867
Are they stealing his belt?
>>737810867
Film it so i could use it as fap material.
Now the Democrats are trying to declare the president mentally incompetent.
Democrats lied during the primaries - Trump won.
Democrats lied during the election - Trump won.
Democrats lied with the russia nonsense - Trump won.
Democrats lied with the obstruction nonsence - Trump won.
Insanity is doing the same things and expecting a different result.
Americans do not accept LIes as a political platform for our country.
Lies dont work, Democrats are insane.
There is so much WIN with this President and the Democrats heads keep spinning while he deploys his agenda.
Oh, Oh shinny objects .. Look little Democrats .. Shinny Objects
Trump is a genius
This is the reason Drumpf won
And yes it was the Russians who stole the election for their stooge
>>737812185
He's not deploying anything thus far other than tearing apart families of illegal immigrants.
>>737812813
Day 164 and Trump is still Your President. He has 1,296 more days to go and his work will continue To Make America Great.
The Lies will not stop him.
you save you lose
>>737813720
>>737813753
>>737811238
Please tell me you have more of this slut?
ready to go
>>737811659
worst photoshop ever.
Want your country to become the world's leading superpower in less than 200 years?
Fuck you. It's been done.
America. Fuck yeah!
Post July 4th stuff. Celebrate and be proud you don't live in a shithole.
>>737811896
>be proud you don't live in a shithole.
irony
What doth life?
>>737808929
LAJOOOOOOK MALTOROH
>>737808982
You sound like the physical manifestation of some loser's inner demons.
im tired but its 13:50
So I'm actually gonna ask you faggots some advice.
I think I wanna cheat on my girlfriend, she's not too bad looking, gained abit of weight recently and basically never has sex with me.
Recently I've being getting close to one of her friends that looks kinda like the pic, I know there's no chance of a relationship with this girl but I feel like if I go for it I could get in, hell the other night I kissed her and a little more.
What would you fucks do?
Kms
Go to a club and find a hot dude
>>737810353
Got kids so not a option
Soon not to be virgin here. pretty sure it's happening tonight!
Situation: I am a virgin, she ain't. She thinks I ain't either. I don't want to reveal I lied to her.
What moves do I make to not fuck this up. I know foreplay is most important but what else do to make it pleasurable for her and not seem like total virgin? Do I go down on her? Do I let her blow me, what if I blow my load after she blows me and I can't get it up again?
What's my game plan /b/? help a /b/rother out.
>>737809901
Pre-wank about 10 mins before, makes you last so long she'll think you've actually done this before
>>737809901
On a real one though, spend all the time you have from now until then looking up oral tips. If you get that shit on lock she seriously won't care how bad you are at fucking
>>737809951
I was already planning to that. But thanks.
Celeb thread
Corpse on a stick v3
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>>737811782
Who gives a flying fuck
Yea, the guy walking around all disturbed like is just someone reporting another guy as suspicious. They're gonna take him to a hospital and see what the fuck is going on.
Hi there, femanons.
This is a guy who was born with one ball only.
I know, there are ball-fetishist out there, and I am sure I know their opinion.
But to the rest of the you: how much do you care about a man having only one ball?
If I feel the discussion is going well, I may give you some OC. But you have to convince me first.
Adolf Hitler had only one ball too
>>737804147
that cannot really cheer me up
>>737804066
pics or didnt happen. timestamp it
I n n i e s
>>737808991
>dolls