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>>737891481
Shoop de woop

Come on, man, really...? You really think an entire race is just predisposed to being better in bed and having giant fucking horse cocks?

>>737888986
The black guys have bigger cocks is a false stereotype that was produced largely by the porn industry and has since then been even more heavily influenced by the comedians. It's the same as all black dudes are taller, alot of black people are as short as white. The only reason the stats might be skewed in America is because slave owners chose the healthiest biggest slaves. But nowadays there has been to much genetic mixing etc that makes it so they aren't as big averagely they're around the same size as white people in both size of cocks and height. Another industry that makes it seem as if all black people are large and better is sports, they always choose young black kids that only can work out of the ghetto with sports. That's why you see more famous blacks than whites in sports like basketball or football. It's because they have no other choice so get desperate to be the best, while alot of white guys decide going to school would be an easier route.

So tl:dr is that, blacks are not physically superior to whites they are just perceived as such because of porn and sports. Now I will say most Asians and central and south Americans do tend to be shorter in height. Some South American cultures or tribes do have larger sized people.

>>737888986
Women in general are physically weaker than men. During development years of adulthood, they coast through life with favours handed over to them. Thus they never HAVE to develop skills or discipline be it for admiration or to provide for themselves.

Thus only real power a woman has is to make you feel as insecure as they are. If they have power over you, you have lost.

Who the hell cares what shallow bitches think. What the hell do you want?

>be me
>be 21, move to new area
>meet 12 year old boy playing magic tournaments
>become quasi-adopted by family
>be openly gay
>become victim of some wrestling around with sexual tension component but don't think much of it
>be sitting at home one day on computer playing wow
>BAM BAM BAM
>open door
>its the kid, who comes bursting in, drops pants and yells MY DICKS GONNA EXPLODE
>he was enjoying a day home alone jacking off to moms perfume oil
>turns out he's ALLERGIC to his moms perfume oil
>ohgodwhathaveidone.jpg
>take him to hospital
>"can't treat him without parental consent"
>have to call his mom and tell him why he's there
>omgawkward.jpg
>they almost have to circumcise him but he's lucky, they clean it out
>2 weeks later
>playing nintendo, he's hiding at my house all the time because his mom is giving him those "my little boy is growing up" looks
>I ask him how hes doing "down there"
>he says ok but still tender, cant jerk off
>feelsbadman.jpg
>I say, "wow, two weeks without jerking off? you must be going crazy"
>he says, "yeah". Puts hand on my knee, says, "I bet someone could suck it tho."
>INSTANT BONER
>ok well take one for the team
>didnt expect it to be more than just a once or twice til he gets better thing, but something amazing happens
>like 2m into his blowjob, he goes, 'stop'
>Im like oh shit regrets son, but no, it's not that
>he says, "you dont seem comfortable" which I wasnt cause height difference made my neck crane
>so he pulls up a stepstool and stands on it for me, making him most thoughtful and sensitive lover I'd had to date
>fallinlove.gif

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Reupping my request for shota related greentexts or comics

>be me 10 or 11
>at friends house
>friend 13 or 14
>parents arent home
>chilling in his bedroom
>he asks me if i masturbate
>dont know what the word means yet, but i know it has to do with sex stuff
>i say whats that
>he says "do you wanna see"
>i say sure
>he takes off his pants, only in underwear
>start to feel weird and embarrassed
>but i cant look away from his bulge
>he takes off his underwear
>frozen in fear/embarrassment/excitement staring at his (now hard) dick
>starts stroking
>my hearts racing
>tells me to take off my pants too
>im getting fully erect at this point
>i take off my pants, but hesitant to take off underwear
>he says "dont be shy, im naked too"
>right after he says that he basically pants's me
>i try to cover up
>he pulls my arms away and gets a good look
>"see, not so bad"
>both staring at eachother, naked
>he says"now do like i do"
>starts jerking
>i follow his lead
>feels good man
>tell him it feels like i have to pee
>he said just keep going
>say ok
>have first orgasm jerking with my best friend
>tell him thanks for showing me that
>hes still going
>he tells me to come here
>he tells me to jerk him
>hormones raging, cant say no
>start jerking him
>he starts jerking me
>surprised but go with it
>now standing face to face, dick tip to dick tip, jerking eachother
>im diamonds again
>he says "im gonna"
>he starts cumming uncontrollably on me and my dick
>jump at first but i kept going
>he keeps jerking me with his cum and i cum again
>now both just staring at each other
>he says we should take a shower
>we shower together

>>737891688
Wow!

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>>737891973

pretty retarded.

>>737891973
I honestly can't see anyone even attempting to defend them for this. Even the most die-hard supporters and anti-Trump people will have a difficult time siding with them. They have committed political suicide. How do you justify doxing someone for something as harmless as a meme.

>>737891973
Anon doxxes people for the lols, but CNN doxxes for evil.

This shit feels kinda like white and black magic

>>737893525
Holy shit those teeth

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Bump till 10
Dónde están los mexicanos?

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>>737889527
how much longer until the rapture? i'm sick of this gay earth and want off this hell

Are you a prophet?

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>>737889527

PROFIT?!?!

Don't go yet. There's still some life for you to live.

>>737881727

.410 gauge right to the front of the face, works everytime

>>737881727
A shotgun, regardless of gauge, will be enough.

No feels, be a man. If she fucked you, she'll forever be bitchface.

Have some Pantera. Grow a pair.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tymWpEU8wpM

bumperino

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bump.

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>>737887484
handcuff her to the safety bars on the float so she's spread eagle. as it heads down the street and rip of her skirt and start violating both of her holes while everyone looks on and takes pictures. I'd then rip her shirt open exposing her breasts and cum in her pussy leaving her attached to the float struggling to get free

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wwyd?

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how would you hate fuck her?

>>737888127
this one just looks high

>>737888127
Because they come from wealthy families.

Post nudes of G now.

>>737888127
bump

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What are their names?

>>737890559
Todd. All Todd.

>>737890225

are the crackers good

She doesnt love you

>>737886330
fpbp

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>>737886330
her not being real isn't as bad when i remember that this would probably be the case if she were real