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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Best of /b/.
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Ive reached the max capacity of sadness i can hold in.

Suicide tips? Need to do it before my gf wakes up.
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>>745040712
might as well fuck her in the ass before ya go.
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>>745040754
this
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>>745040754
Yeah if she did anal. Shes a total fag when it comes to sex.

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Mare
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looks like an alien
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>>745040525
more
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Horses ass thread?
Mayer

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>Be me
>A few months ago in my cumstained bedrom
>Tired of normal porn, want something new
>Tried camgirls, liked cam to cam cus like being watched when I fap
>Don't have enough money to do it anymore
>Discover jerk off instructions videos
>Heaven!
>Discover site with link to random jerk off instruction video, not a pussy so decide to follow the instructions no matter what video I get
>End of video lady tells me to cum in my face and eat it
>Do it because not a pussy
>Feel shame, but can't stop trying my luck with random video

Any of you fags have similar experiences?
Also general JOI discussion
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Gay
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>>745039361
fag
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>>745039361
You need therapy nigga

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What's your answer?
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get fucked by a train
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>>745041263
Grow up.
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>>745040906
You've been pumping and dumping this failed meme for months

A few Finns come along with the "shitted.com" idea and create a meme that captures /b/'s imagination in days.

Can this illustrate your failure any more graphically? Face it - you've been shitted.com on

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Ok, I'm absolutely in love with one of my co-workers. I am married with kids, she is married kids and has no idea how much I love her. She would never leave her hubby btw.
Advice people please. Pic kind of related.
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>>745040664
Post pictures of her
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>>745040664
Just continue to masturbate to the thought of her, and leave it at that.
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Bury your feelings.

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New card, whaddaya think?
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shit
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idk man, i`m gonna make an appointment at dorsia
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Hello again Americunts, just a reminder that a few sand niggers handed you your fat asses

I still get a boner when I watch the footage ok planes killing thousands
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At least we can spell you ignorant cunt.
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>>745040564
What's it like being so jealous of a country that you shit post about them anonymously on the internet?
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>>745040630
wew lad, now that's triggered, if you have to go grammar nazi then you've lost before you even start.

kek Muricunts

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Hey b it's been q moth of me cuming on my mercy 3D mouse pad I'm ready for the hate ant question
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>>745039433
Kek
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>>745039377
Why?

There's literally free pussy outside your basement you fucking ogre and you want to spend your time cumming on a mouse pad why?

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iPhone X is retarded. Discuss.
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>>745039303
looks shitty
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It is retarded and it's shits all fucked up. These features have been on Android for years
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>>745039303
>$1000

is bipolar disorder worth wishing for?
i for one would be damn too happy to have extremely euphoric states in my life. i find it too amusing.
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>>745039521
bump
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>>745039521
Sure, I guess. It'd be nice to have a 50/50 happy/depressed life instead off a depressed life. It's only a gain.
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EUPHORIA.
Or maybe no? how about no. One personality/emotion and it stays constant.

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s/fur
>too tired to do programming
>don't want to go to bed because I haven't done the programming I wanted to do
>go to bed at 3am, wake up at 10am
>repeat ad-infinitum
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Only here because the word programmer was mentioned, but usually have no shit to do with /s/fur shit, but since I am here anyway can someone drop me some baphomet shit?

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What are your preferred languages?
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upskirts/upshorts/creepshots teens no yoga pants bullshit extra points for videos
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Greetings all,

Britfag here.

Need advice ASAP.

> Move to new town
> Get job at bar
> Milf comes in 8/10
> She's coked up and kinda off the rails (lots of personal baggage and bullshit going on in her life)
> Tells me she hates her son as he reminds her of her ex
> Got her number anyway

> Rang her this morning
> She missed her son's first day of school today
> She was drinking when we spoke
> She starts detox next Tuesday
> Her phone died couples hours ago when we were talking

My question is. Do I bang? She knows where I work and has my number and it seems too risky.... Like I'm playing with fire.

What would you do??
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bang ! what else ?
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rate my girlfriends tits? ill be showing her screenshots of the thread

shes 19 btw
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Cant even see face to rate her
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>>745040147

9/10 , Just keep dumpin.
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>>745040147
Your boyfriend is a fucking idiot, and probably has a difficult time keeping it up, doesn't he? Because who else who post something like this except a pathetic loser.

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