Best of /b/.
>>745041130
Ive reached the max capacity of sadness i can hold in.
Suicide tips? Need to do it before my gf wakes up.
>>745040712
might as well fuck her in the ass before ya go.
>>745040754
this
>>745040754
Yeah if she did anal. Shes a total fag when it comes to sex.
Mare
looks like an alien
>>745040525
more
Horses ass thread?
Mayer
>Be me
>A few months ago in my cumstained bedrom
>Tired of normal porn, want something new
>Tried camgirls, liked cam to cam cus like being watched when I fap
>Don't have enough money to do it anymore
>Discover jerk off instructions videos
>Heaven!
>Discover site with link to random jerk off instruction video, not a pussy so decide to follow the instructions no matter what video I get
>End of video lady tells me to cum in my face and eat it
>Do it because not a pussy
>Feel shame, but can't stop trying my luck with random video
Any of you fags have similar experiences?
Also general JOI discussion
Gay
>>745039361
fag
>>745039361
You need therapy nigga
What's your answer?
get fucked by a train
>>745041263
Grow up.
>>745040906
You've been pumping and dumping this failed meme for months
A few Finns come along with the "shitted.com" idea and create a meme that captures /b/'s imagination in days.
Can this illustrate your failure any more graphically? Face it - you've been shitted.com on
Ok, I'm absolutely in love with one of my co-workers. I am married with kids, she is married kids and has no idea how much I love her. She would never leave her hubby btw.
Advice people please. Pic kind of related.
>>745040664
Post pictures of her
>>745040664
Just continue to masturbate to the thought of her, and leave it at that.
Bury your feelings.
New card, whaddaya think?
shit
idk man, i`m gonna make an appointment at dorsia
>>745039166
Hello again Americunts, just a reminder that a few sand niggers handed you your fat asses
I still get a boner when I watch the footage ok planes killing thousands
At least we can spell you ignorant cunt.
>>745040564
What's it like being so jealous of a country that you shit post about them anonymously on the internet?
>>745040630
wew lad, now that's triggered, if you have to go grammar nazi then you've lost before you even start.
kek Muricunts
Hey b it's been q moth of me cuming on my mercy 3D mouse pad I'm ready for the hate ant question
>>745039377
>>745039433
Kek
>>745039377
Why?
There's literally free pussy outside your basement you fucking ogre and you want to spend your time cumming on a mouse pad why?
iPhone X is retarded. Discuss.
>>745039303
looks shitty
It is retarded and it's shits all fucked up. These features have been on Android for years
>>745039303
>$1000
is bipolar disorder worth wishing for?
i for one would be damn too happy to have extremely euphoric states in my life. i find it too amusing.
>>745039521
bump
>>745039521
Sure, I guess. It'd be nice to have a 50/50 happy/depressed life instead off a depressed life. It's only a gain.
EUPHORIA.
Or maybe no? how about no. One personality/emotion and it stays constant.
s/fur
>too tired to do programming
>don't want to go to bed because I haven't done the programming I wanted to do
>go to bed at 3am, wake up at 10am
>repeat ad-infinitum
Only here because the word programmer was mentioned, but usually have no shit to do with /s/fur shit, but since I am here anyway can someone drop me some baphomet shit?
>>745041505
What are your preferred languages?
upskirts/upshorts/creepshots teens no yoga pants bullshit extra points for videos
Greetings all,
Britfag here.
Need advice ASAP.
> Move to new town
> Get job at bar
> Milf comes in 8/10
> She's coked up and kinda off the rails (lots of personal baggage and bullshit going on in her life)
> Tells me she hates her son as he reminds her of her ex
> Got her number anyway
> Rang her this morning
> She missed her son's first day of school today
> She was drinking when we spoke
> She starts detox next Tuesday
> Her phone died couples hours ago when we were talking
My question is. Do I bang? She knows where I work and has my number and it seems too risky.... Like I'm playing with fire.
What would you do??
bang ! what else ?
>>745039555
rate my girlfriends tits? ill be showing her screenshots of the thread
shes 19 btw
Cant even see face to rate her
>>745040147
9/10 , Just keep dumpin.
>>745040147
Your boyfriend is a fucking idiot, and probably has a difficult time keeping it up, doesn't he? Because who else who post something like this except a pathetic loser.