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>Be me, 15
>Horny teenager
>Put ad on CL to suck dick and such
>Guys is interested, probably in his thirties
>Lie about my age
>We meet up and he drives us to this place. Don't really remember what the building was, but we went off the side of it onto this trail
>We were pretty in the open but we didn't care because we were horny as hell
>I pull down my pants and whip it out. He sucks my cock for a bit and it feels pretty good but I didn't cum.
>He gets back up so I can suck him
>I get down on my knees and pull down his underwear
>Fuck, he's thick as hell
>Not that big in length tho
>I start to suck him and I'm inexperienced as hell but he's loving it
>after a couple of minutes he starts pushing me down further onto his cock and I start gagging a bit. I can tell he's close.
>He finally shoves my head onto the base of his cock and shoots his load down my throat.
>Slowly his cum
>We quickly get dressed because we thought we heard someone.
>Takes me back to where he picked me up and leaves.
>Go home and jerk off to the thought of it.

That was my first time doing gay shit and I haven't done anything since, but I really want to fuck a guy's ass or suck and get sucked. Totally wanna creampie a guy's butt so bad.

>>738337024
that is so fucking hot. ill let you fuck my virgin ass if you make it out to me

>>738337119
Where ya from?

If i ever have any pics ive uploaded on here id post face

>>738359831
She's a little kid you sick freak. Enjoy getting v& for being a pedo.

>>738359831
post the vid

>>738359885
nothing illegal has been done, fuck of summerfag

>>738360335
Love hacked up titties

Gross and desperate looking

Foul. Drown it in a bucket.

Blacks belong to white men

>>738357819
Fine by me, I'm white with a hispanic gf.

>>738358704
You poor bastard. RIP.

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>>738358518
>time for old Trump to resign.

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>>738358518

wasnt obamas approval rating like 25% at one point?

>>738354102
DRUMPF

teddy roosevelt

>>738354102
Lyndon "Big" Johnson

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>>738354409

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>>738354409
NIce dicc, 8/10? and r8 me u homos

>>738360818
horse cok

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>>738360943
yeee boi

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>>738357771
She sent me one like this once, "by accident" allegedly.

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>>738357830
Posts shit like this every day... do you think she does it cause she likes being fapped to?

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>>738357939
It must get her little pussy soaked or something.

>>738353894
do you get hard in the shower looking at your buddies' asses?
ever shagged your mates?

>>738353894

do you have to do SERE training? What small arms are on board if you get shot down over hajji territory?

>>738353894
Hows it feel to be aircrew and wearing pajamas to work, when you could have been a big dick crew chief?

>>738359439
can she be less ugly?

>>738359439
I'm drunk and horny as fuck. Post more of her.

Also a reasonable estimate of the number of cocks she has taken.

>>738359439
Sure. Gib nudes.

>>738349348
Never thought I would ever judge someone just from the things they have in their pockets but my God you seem like such a trashy piece of shit.

Do you carry all that stuff with you on a daily basis? Also what country do you live in

>>738349348
>Wides
>two knives, one a folding karambit (???)
>brass knuckle
>for everyday carry

Stand back Leeroy! This isn't autism!! It's down syn- FUUUUUUUUU-