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>>738444749
Personally, I have a fun story to tell about last night.

>at friend's apartment
>need ride home
>invite over long-time crush
>she knows I'm into feet, have drunkenly talked about it with her
>comes over to the apartment
>hugs me, sits down on couch
>immediately pushes her feet onto my leg
>friend who owns the apartment falls asleep
>we watch an episode of rick & morty
>i go out for a cigarette
>come back, sit down
>crush puts her feet on my lap
>i finally got to give my crush a foot massage that lasted around 15-20 minutes before we left

Wanted to share with someone, if anyone is even here.

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>>738445051

>>738446526
I have

Would I tell you to kill your self or ban you if I was a mod? Yes

>>738446526
No, I'm not a fag.

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>>738442896

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>>738442896

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Bump

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>>738443064
left

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>>738443064
right, love asians
>>738443575
both good but right

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>>738443640
right

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none

now derail this shit thread

>>738442024
OP goes first *clears throat*

My niece (21 at the time)
> a drunk like her mom
> celebrated 21st birthday by drinking(legally for once)
> awesome party
> 11:45pm in bed cause job
> she stumbles in my room, thinks it's her room when she's drunk
> realizes it's not her room when she bumps into me
> I'm so used to it I scooch over out of habit
> 5min that daze when you about to sleep real good
> feel movement, her hands brush against my dick
> eyes open Wtf
> wet sounds, she's masterbating?!?
> "ah, the return of the Why Boner. WITH A VENGEANCE!!!"
> whimpers "Tyler"(ex? Idk) while moaning
> I'm hard as a rock. Not sure how to get out of this. Not moving
> her lower body bucks backwards while fingering
> ass brushes my dick
> SUPER tense & turned on
> like a closet porno slut, (somehow) pushes my dick into her slick vice
> guess she's NOT a virgin
> she fucking herself at this point, hanging on to what morals I have left
> her orgasm squeezes her already virgin tight pussy, I lose it!
> flopped her from sideways to doggy
> everyone sleeps like the dead, so fuck it . . . and her
> she relentlessly teased my dick by only going half
> pounded to the base while her screams muffled into my pillow
> 15min of this, give last hard thrust through & into her cervix
> I cum buckets, her pussy crunches and milks my dick
> after earthquaking orgasms we pass out.
> Awkward breakfast is awkward
> she stares, I burn holes in waffles
> "I'm sorry" "For?" "Last night, we-" "Slept. Idk what you're talking about"
> she sighs relief, grab hand as she walks by, "If you need to talk, I'm right here".
> My sly grin, her seductive smirk
> we spend a lot of time together, she quit drinking and is top of her college classes with . . . Encouragement

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>>738442100

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I just missed the last thread. There was some epic toasting going on.
Also: dubs

>>738442535
Anyone have OP's girl. I wanna see moar pls.

im afraid of hell

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>>738440679
that's a healthy fear.

>>738440457
To see your thread and all the wonderful gifs you post

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Kennedy Leigh Montanye

Colonie NY

facebook com/kennedy.montanye

instagram com/who__killed_kenny/

Snapchat: kennedy_leigh

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>>738445286
Heres another of her, anyone want more?

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>>738445214
If the op is here, please continue

You sound about as retarded as the /pol/tards saying "Podesta looked at children, therefore satanic pedo-orgy"

Is anyone actually surprised? We know for a fact that Russia meddled in the election at this point and conservatives literally either don't give a fuck that it happened or are literal retards who don't believe the hard evidence given

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So what? The United States has been rigging foreign elections and literally deposing governments for decades. Enjoy your own medicine, faggots.

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>>738440434

>>738440460
I would suck on those beautiful boy tits. Before licking her arsehole and sticking 4 fingers inside her making her so wet she will be gushing on that bed. Any more

I'd chain her up and fist her cunt and arse hole daily until they were massive gaping holes. I'd keep going deeper each day until my whole arm could fit up there. She would drink my piss and eat my shit, and have the occasional snickers bar.

>>738440787
I'd stick a sharpie in her pooper

>>738440787
Would cum on her tits

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>>738440808

How do we know when /thread?

Nothing is the only thing that is real.

>>738440883
When you kill yourself bitchboy.

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>>738443027

>not even related to the topic at hand