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Gather round for storytime /b/ros
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>Okay, so be me a few years ago, can't complain about life.
>perfect girl, a small home we can call our own, make enough that we don't have to worry much about money.
>every so often she likes to surprise me with random kinky shit right, costumes, toys, bondage, etc.
>notgonnalieshitwascash.gif
>Take her out for a nice dinner one night, just having a few drinks some good food.
>half way through she is already starting up her dirty talk, about a surprise she had waiting for us at home.
>every now and then running her heels over the erect penis beneath the table.
>Diamonds.jpg
>okay so dinner done, we're both about 5 drinks in and feeling good, she decides she can't wait to get home and gets the dessert to go.
>order a cab while she hits the washroom, get our coats and leave.
>riding in the backseat of some cabbies minivan, her licking and nibbling at my ear, grabbing at the penis pressed against the pants, sloppy drunk chicks are the best aren't they?
>Guy driving is trying to make small talk butt fuck him right? she's already on her knees on that dirty ass floor, pants unzipped and my dick in her hand.
>enjoying the feels, head back, the default bj position, just let her go to town working it and talking dirty, every so often catch the driver looking back in the rear view and just shoot him a grin.
>taxicabconfessions.webm
>Only about 10 minutes into the ride, dick out for harambe and most likely gonna die in wreck, when suddenly feel a chill run over my deek.
>now picture this, us in the far back seat, her stuffed down on her knees on the floor, covering my dick with our tiramisu and then licking it clean.
>Tiramisu, makeup, and cock smearing all across her face, and thanks to the nice buzz we have going her dirty talking has gone up a few decibels.
>hhnnnggg.png
>enjoying the backseat bj and doing my best not to let loose the flood gates before we get home
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>Fuck i loved her, so anyways we about 10 minutes from the house, cab filled with a silent driver, sloppy sucking, and some overly lewd talk, good times.
>"look me in the eyes while you fuck my face in this dirty cab"
>"open up that slutty mouth and eat your dessert you kinky bitch"
>often our dirty talk even goes as far as to taunt the driver and the other fun things you say to rub your sex life in others faces.
>ready to bust when she just pulls me out of her mouth with that wet pop and just grabs my balls and grips the base tight as fuck.
>Enjoy it but god damn she has a death grip on me and no way she is gonna let me blast her in the face yet.
>vehicle finally comes to a stop, made it back alive somehow, driver tells us it would only be 12 bucks for the ride, look at fare total was somewhere around 30.
>exiting the van her keeping a tight grip on the dick leading me out like it's a fucking leash, toss the driver 15 on the way out, 3 bucks for the mess of tiramisu and spit left on the seat.
>reach the door fumbling for the keys while she's teasing me and playing with the my balls on our doorstep, trying to be discrete but you know how it goes when your drunk, it's still obvious to everyone.
>"your gonna love your surprise baby, can't wait for you to see it"
>benis won't be able to take much more of this, get the door opened, pulled into the house before she pushes me back onto the couch.
>orders me to stay put while she get's changed and ready, even nice enough to grab me a beer before heading to the room.
>drinking my beer, taking a breather and trying to figure out what sort of surprise she had in mind, since it could be fucking anything.
>yiffy suits, dragon dildos, a horse suspended by an intricate system of ropes and pulleys accompanied by a marching band, who the fuck knows.
>Waiting about 20 mins now and starting to get that anxious feeling as well as reaching the end of my second beer.
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Get on with it, Anon
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Literally nothing manly about this hairstyle. Almost every faggot has this haircut. Anyone who has this haircut should kill themselves immediately. Beta metrofags
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Yes because having longer hair than girls i s definitely manly.
Faggot pussy nigger bitch
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>>738561863
the haircut is very solid. only thing wrong in that pic is the beard
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>>738562048
agreed
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>>738562154
Mmmm those tits
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>>738562920
https://steamspecial.com/?id=UIlDkAIt
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Cock/cum tribute appreciation thread. Post your favorite girls, and ones you want done
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I made dis
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Please
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You just exposed yourself to Emma Watson. Roll for her reaction!
I'll start.
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check em bitchess
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>>738562447
rolls
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>>738562447
Roll!
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>>738556564
Fuck yeah. Amy FTW
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heres another good one
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>>738557296
God damn more nigga
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>>738544909
There's simply no way that's pleasurable for her, but I get it, it's not about her.
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>>738546021
It's about jerking off to it
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>>738546202
Right, you don't like women. I mean you like them, but only as sleeves for dicks.
Would you prefer blowjob from the asian or the nigger?
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Asian for sure.
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>>738559124
sure bro, here you go! like her tiny tits? she gives kinda toothy blowjobs (i know from experience) but she also gives rim jobs - without asking - so that makes up for it)
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In my own situation, I always would have said the Asian, but the nigger ended up really impressing me.
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We need a black genocide to wipe out the niggers existence. What do you think about it?
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You can't entrapment me mr FBI.
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agree :)
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Had an anon offer me $ for her panties. He was serious, but not paying enough.
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>>738557297
I don't get wanting used panties, but whatever works..,
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Boah du hast echt so einen kleinen Schwanz. Wie schaffst du es überhaupt deine Frau zu befriedigen?
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>>738548461
danke. tja eben, das is ja das problem....
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>>738548252
>hes here
Draw a Hitler face on your pubic area so it looks like your wiener is coming out of his mouth.