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Domino Presley is the best trap but wish her dick was bigger.

>>739341477
Dubs and first. Here ya go!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GpIVQP5rxG

>>739341300
can you please make a slightly angry ogre voice and say:

KRRREENA ANGER!!! ME SMASH RON HEADD

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>>739349096
i don't think it would be too much throwing in a little anal training during playtime with megan. i think she'll look gorgeous with a little crystal buttplug sticking out of her ass

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>>739349134
Do you think we'd be able to pry those strong legs of hers open?

>>739348768
Oh shit, I forgot all about them.

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>>739348965
yee boi. I haven't read their comics in forever

Don't leave me alone anons :(

>>739341783
OP got a heavy dose of fongering in back seat of mom's car

My opinion is dubs > subs

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>>739350442

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gardening request from other thread.

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>>739350442

OP here.

thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olMhnMwxTFc&index=27&list=RDo1RdpNc8Bjk

Lost everything. Ask me anything.

will post HQ aesthetics.

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>>739344370
this too

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This. All day, every day.

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>>739344370

Anyone have any 815 Frankfort/Mokena?

any 630 addison?

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Looking for the 815 Woodstock anon who posted this a few weeks back. Ruffle booty. Got some for you.

Nigger

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>>739342582

>>739342582
/pol is 90% of the reason why 4chan has so many shillfags. can't even browse /g anymore it's so fucking bad

>>739331538
Why are buckeyes a big deal?

740?

>Walking home from work
>Pass trashcan
>Hear crying coming from trashcan
>Remove lid
>See pregnant fluffy mare
>Fluffy looks up
Screeeeeeee! Pwease nu huwtie! Fwuffy be mummah soon!
>Fluffy continues pleading for it's life
I'm not going to hurt you fluffy.
W-weawy?
Really. Now, how about I take to home?
Nice mistuh be nyu daddeh?
Yes.
Yay! Fwuffy wub nyu daddeh!
>Remove fluffy from trashcan
>The process takes awhile due to the fact that the fluffy is so wide that it's stuck in the can
>It screams in pain at first, but the promise of sketties shuts it up
>Finally remove her from the can
>She starts babbling about sketties and babbehs
>This is gonna be a long walk

cont.

>>739342330
>Get home
>Take old cat litter box from basement and put it in the living room
>Place fluffy on a stack of large books with her ass over the litterbox
>Give her the sketties
Fank ou daddeh, Fwuffy wuv sketties!
>Look at fluffy
>Think for a moment
You're gonna need a name.
Fwuffy nevah have name befow.
How about... Bubblegum?
Yay! Bubbewgum wuv new name!
>Let her watch some TV for a while
>She eventually falls asleep
>Decide to go to sleep too

>Wake up next morning
>Feed Bubblegum
>Tell her that I'm going to work
Pwease nu weave daddeh!
Don't worry, I'll be back soon. We'll watch some FluffTV later.
Otay daddeh.
>Leave for work
>Spend all day wondering how much money I can make from selling the foals once she gives birth

cont.

>>739342399
>Return home from shitty job at Walmart
>Hear lots of chirping coming from the living room
>Bubblegum has given birth to 5 foals
>2 orange earths, 1 white Pegasus, 1 green earth, and 1 brown earth
>She is feeding them all except for the earth one, who is in the litter box
>Pick up the brown one
>I can already tell that this is gonna cause problems
>Walk up to Bubblegum
Why is this baby in the litter box?
Dat nu am babbeh, dat am poopie
>The foal chirps
If it's a "poopie" then why is it chirping?
Because dat am poopie babbeh
>Look at the foal
>It's starving
>Kneel beside the Bubblegum
>She has just finished feeding her babies
>Place the foal on her teat
SCREEEEEEEEEE! NU WET POOPIE STEAW MIWKES! MIWKES ONWY FOW GUD BABBEHS!
>Her screeches have upset the babies
Nu cwy babbehs. Mummah nu wet poopie munstah seaw miwkes
>Take the foal to my bedroom
>Go on ebay and by a breast pump
>Why someone is selling this escapes me
>Go out and by breast pump
>Return home
>Time to do this the hard way

cont.

dubs you get spun and try to stop a train

Go to sleep

Oh boy