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2017-07-21 07:51:46 Post No.739578608
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It took me too long to type this last time, so I'm going to try it again.

I have a story for you, /b/, and in return I would like advice.

So I started working with this girl, call her J a month or two ago. She's really attractive and I figured out of my league (I'm from a wealthy family, decently attractive, and have a college degree where nobody else does where I work, but she's more attractive and from an even wealthier family). We talked from time to time, but nothing ever really happened until recently. From here on it's greentext.

> be Tuesday afternoon
> I'm getting drunk as I do every Tuesday afternoon
> go out partying with friends and gray out
> wake up drunk Wednesday morning (going tubing this day)
> get picked up for tubing and hit a store, she's in the car I'm riding in
> get touchy feely and flirty as I do when I drink
> she seems receptive to it and flirty in return
> get on the river and continue drinking; she begins drinking
> as she gets more drunk she gets more flirty and more receptive to my advances
> at one point make a joke about us all needing to pile into one car because [driver] is drunk
> I say, "it's ok, J, you can sit on my lap for the ride back"
> she says "I just might"
> things continue and she gets more drunk (she's kind of a lightweight)
> as we progress down the river (now keep in mind that I have been holding onto her tube the whole way down and vice-a-versa, so we've spent the whole day together)
> she begins playing music on her phone and singing along, but it's all very sexually explicit songs and she's singing them to me
> she then repositions herself so that her crotch is on my hand/arm and begins to grind on me (makes sense if you've ever been tubing)
> at the bottom we are both very drunk and fall out of our tubes
> I'm helping her stand up in the river (which is hard as hell because of the water and the booze) and she falls down several times
> after the 3rd or 4th attempt she falls on me and ends up kissing me

cont.

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Anonymous 2017-07-21 07:52:50 Post No.739578666
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>>739578608
Part 2
> I suggest we join everyone else at the bottom of the river, but she insists we leave the river
> I ask her why and she looks at me like I'm retarded and says because our friends aren't "that way"
> I figure out she wants me to fuck her and ask if she's sober enough for this
> she says yes, but definitely isn't as I realize there are people that way too
> so I help her out of the river and resign myself to the fact that I can't fuck her because I don't take advantage of drunk people like that
> we rejoin everyone else and she straight up passes out
> so we leave and I tell a couple friends when we get back
> the next day I text her asking if she's ok and end up telling her some of what happened, just that we kissed
> she says a whole bunch of stuff like "oh my god, I'm sorry," I assume she's embarrassed and overwhelmed, so I reassure her and tell her that I think she's beautiful
> I give her some time to absorb everything and start texting her again
> we talk about work, then our puppies, then I ask her if she'd like to day drink with me on Tuesday the following week
> she says yes
> she bails because of family issues (something she insists is true)
> we reschedule for Thursday, but she cancels saying that Tuesday night a guy she had been seeing asked her to date officially
>upon talking about it she says that she didn't know I was asking her on a date
> my suspicion was that she was interested in me, but chose the other guy and didn't want to sound bad by admitting it
> this makes sense because of the timing and the fact that she isn't that dumb
> later she texts me very angry because the story made it back to her
> turns out a friend I told was overheard talking about it by a blabber mouth and the rumor changed into me banging her
> I managed to diffuse the situation, but she was still pissed about it even though I never really saw it as a secret

So, do you think I'm right or did she actually not think I was asking her out?

Anonymous 2017-07-21 07:53:40 Post No.739578712
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>>739578666
>>739578608

yes

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Holy fucking shit

Anonymous
2017-07-21 08:15:42 Post No.739579964
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Anonymous 2017-07-21 08:15:42 Post No. 739579964 [Report] [View this topic]

I /b/,
I'm 18 and since 11 I'm addict to porn and sex, I masturbate myself every days,4 or 5 time a day.
I'm into all sort of hard stuff necropedouroscatofuckophilie.jpg

How can I stop...I a fucking monster...how ?

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Anonymous 2017-07-21 08:17:03 Post No.739580033
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*Hi
Sorry for my shitty english I'm french.

Anonymous 2017-07-21 08:17:38 Post No.739580074
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>>739579964
Absolutely go cold turkey for like a week and then start fapping to normal shit only once a day. Is recommend hanging out with friends if you have any to keep you from choking the chicken, or at least spending time out in public.

Anonymous 2017-07-21 08:23:25 Post No.739580444
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>>739580074
I don't remember, when is the last time I use my imagination to jerk off ^^

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2017-07-21 08:46:13 Post No.739582033
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Anonymous 2017-07-21 08:46:13 Post No. 739582033 [Report] [View this topic]

BUTTHOLE THREAD

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Anonymous 2017-07-21 08:55:18 Post No.739582561
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Anonymous 2017-07-21 08:55:18 Post No.739582561 [Report]

Wtf is that thing on her head~?

Anonymous 2017-07-21 08:58:04 Post No.739582736
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Anonymous 2017-07-21 08:58:04 Post No.739582736 [Report]

more?

Anonymous 2017-07-21 08:59:10 Post No.739582802
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>>739582561
Sadly not a shoe.

Anonymous
2017-07-21 07:24:39 Post No.739576737
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Anonymous 2017-07-21 07:24:39 Post No. 739576737 [Report] [View this topic]

why are white traps so beautiful? also Is loving traps gay? (cont)

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Anonymous 2017-07-21 07:25:22 Post No.739576775
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Anonymous 2017-07-21 07:25:22 Post No.739576775 [Report]

It's gay.

Anonymous 2017-07-21 07:26:59 Post No.739576885
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>>739576775
/thread
Move along, nothing to see here.

Anonymous 2017-07-21 07:27:18 Post No.739576916
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>>739576737
If you look his balls with a boner > it's gay

Anonymous
2017-07-21 09:07:43 Post No.739583342
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Anonymous 2017-07-21 09:07:43 Post No. 739583342 [Report] [View this topic]

Shouldn't share/faves saved

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Anonymous 2017-07-21 09:09:20 Post No.739583436
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>>739583019

Anonymous 2017-07-21 09:10:48 Post No.739583524
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2017-07-21 07:07:02 Post No.739575488
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Anonymous 2017-07-21 07:07:02 Post No. 739575488 [Report] [View this topic]

Will we keep in contact and be friends for life

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Anonymous 2017-07-21 07:07:35 Post No.739575542
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>>739575488
Will we keep in contact for the next few years

Anonymous 2017-07-21 07:08:04 Post No.739575582
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>>739575542
Will we lose contact this year

Anonymous 2017-07-21 07:08:31 Post No.739575619
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>>739575582
Will I find someone better

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2017-07-21 06:55:02 Post No.739574531
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>>739574475
Roll

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Anonymous 2017-07-21 06:55:57 Post No.739574594
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>>739574475
Please keep them on

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Anonymous 2017-07-21 06:56:43 Post No.739574648 [Report]

Yes.

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Anonymous 2017-07-21 06:57:23 Post No.739574706 [Report]

Reroll for yes

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2017-07-21 07:35:52 Post No.739577473
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Anonymous 2017-07-21 07:35:52 Post No. 739577473 [Report] [View this topic]

Dubs gets a custom Andy sixx meme. Will deliver.

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Anonymous 2017-07-21 07:39:47 Post No.739577745
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Trailer park logs please

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Anonymous 2017-07-21 07:44:29 Post No.739578081 [Report]

Roll
Reservior logs
(Reservoir dogs)

Anonymous 2017-07-21 07:45:48 Post No.739578184
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>>739578081
Reroll

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>>739581213
Stop being a weirdo.
Mods, get rid of this guy.

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Anonymous 2017-07-21 08:49:22 Post No.739582218
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hello :)

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ʇsiʇnɐ plo ɹɐǝʎ ᄅƖ ƃuiʞɔnɟ noʎ 'noʎ ʞɔnɟ puɐ spoɯ ǝɥʇ ʞɔnℲ ˙ʇiɥs ǝsɹoɥ si pɐǝɹɥʇ siɥʇ ԀO ʇoƃƃɐɟ ɐ ɥɔns ƃuiǝq doʇs

Anonymous 2017-07-21 08:51:07 Post No.739582312
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j̛̫̗̜̞̮̫͕̖͍͊̍͂̍́̾̀͜ų̞̮̗̫͕̞̘̞̤̆̉̓͗̓̈́́̐̾̕s̴͓̭̦̭͇͖̩̻̻̘̽̿̎̆͆̉̂̈́t̶̨͕̺̼̬̤͚̙́̆̀̎͆͟ ṭ̸̢͈̘͍̀͌͗̽͒̂̒ͅe̢̯̦̫̳͆̈̊̋͆͢͞ş̵͓̞̣̙̰̽̆́̎̇͆ţ̜̹̙͔̐͗̌͛̉̈́́͐͠i̢̨̯̝̦̥͖̖͊͂̊̔̇̕̕͞͝n̴̢̧̯͚̰̞̓̃̋̈́́g̶̘͉͎̣̙̦̼͊̀̉̂͌͠͡ ȉ̢͚̖̙̯̙̩̗̮̑̿͒̔͘ͅf̰͖̰͚̱̠͗̉̊̇͛͑ͅ t̨̛͍̥͖̘͛͋͑̈͆̔͞h͈̘̳̳̗͋͛̈́̔̐í̜̦̘̮̞̺̫͛̑̑͊̚s̡̺͈̝̘̦͕̺͈̠̓̐̓̉̌ s̨͖͚͖̪͑͆̑͗͛̂̽͘̚ẖ̸̢̳̗̳̩̎̍̾̃̀̐͂͢͝ͅͅį̶̥̬̗̖̂̍͌̿̓̈́͢͟͝͞t̨̛̙̩̮̱̉̐͌̂͘̕ͅ ẅ̛̤͚͙͚̥̙̟̋̓͞o̷͙͕̝̭͔̽͋̏̂̒̏͒̾̾ŗ̵̙͙͍͖̇͌̚̕͜͠k̶̨̨̘̪̪̻̫͊̀̐̈͑͘͟͡͠s̷̛̱̭̖̟̺̄̓̀̏̎́̃̚
̛̱̺̹̰̺̳̼̮́͋́͐̕̚̚͜͝͡ȯ̡̩̟͖͎̝̊̏͐̚͘p̢̦͓̞͖̼̏̏́͝ i̴̛͈͓̺͉̝͗̍̿̈́̿̄s̴̛̻̱̯̩̺̻̊̆̑͊̋̚͜͟ a̸͔̖̻̱͈͉̻̿͛͗̈̆͟͟͡͞͞ f̱̘͉͕͕͙̮̓͌̔̀͘a̷̢̡̗͉͓͎̩̦̋̑̌̾͋͑͝g̺̜͕̩̼͕͎̫͋̓͂̍͂̕͝g̜̟͚̞͍͂̀̇̽͊̆o̸̢̩̠̗͙̔͊̃͒̓̾̾̂t̡̩͉̖̻̱̟̩̐̽̇̾͛̋͘͠
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Anonymous
2017-07-21 08:53:03 Post No.739582408
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FB/IG fap 3

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>>739582408

Anonymous 2017-07-21 08:54:34 Post No.739582501
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Where's my nude Asian slut at

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2017-07-21 08:13:59 Post No.739579853
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Anonymous 2017-07-21 08:13:59 Post No. 739579853 [Report] [View this topic]

Home alone at aunties house, she has two 17 year old twin girls, full access to their rooms, what do?

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Anonymous 2017-07-21 08:17:28 Post No.739580065
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Pics of twins?

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>>739580065
rather not soz

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2017-07-21 05:47:52 Post No.739569260
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Anonymous 2017-07-21 05:47:52 Post No. 739569260 [Report] [View this topic]

anyone interested in my gf?
rate her /b/

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Anonymous 2017-07-21 05:48:40 Post No.739569328
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Anonymous 2017-07-21 05:48:40 Post No.739569328 [Report]

not into Australians

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>>739569328
well, she went to america once.
Anyone knows why 4chan keeps rotating my fucking pics?

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>>739569260
>>739569693
le bump*

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Anonymous 2017-07-21 07:30:52 Post No. 739577150 [Report] [View this topic]

Guys, the acid started to kick in and i need some trippy shit.

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Anonymous 2017-07-21 07:33:33 Post No.739577323
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Anonymous 2017-07-21 07:33:33 Post No.739577323 [Report]

get ready to ascend boy
this song is spiritual to me after my last trip not super trippy but ill find some stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfIjIVLmhAI

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