WWE Global Cruiserweight Series CONFIRMED!

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>>986097
>flippy fest

Yuck, no thanks

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>>986113
>he'd prefer to watch the main event of WM 6 forever

>>986097
Time for Neville to shine

>>986115
>he prefer to watch a bunch of manlets botch because they wear stupid masks and can't see shit.


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YiNqPwyHsAM

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>>986120

>>986127

Wrestling isn't real.

Which has more botches

Flipy shit matchs

Or

Diva matches

why is this board so anti smark and pro mark?

>>986143
Because smarks tend to go overboard on their bullshit and ruin events because they want to feel cool.

>>986127
>>986132
> they fell for the memes
Do you unironically like Diesel and Ultimate Warrior matches too?
Cruiserweight doesnt automatically mean flippyshit you faggots

>>986143
Because classic 4chan contrarianism plus midget outlaw wrestling is for nerds

>>986143

I'd say it's like 70% contrarians who talk shit about smarts while pretending they're not smarks themselves. The other 30% are legitimate gullible marks, mostly teenagers and some adults with learning disabilities, neither of which have ever watched anything outside of WWE.

This is probably gonna be better than Wrestlemania. Calling it now.

>>986148
These cruiserweights can cruiser wait, brother.

>>986143
Because 4chan likes to be edgy

And the latest way to be edgy is to be anti-edgy

>>986142
>>986132
>They think WWE's "cruiserweights" represent all cruiserweights

>>986097
That literally looks like foreplay. I can't believe faggots are actually hyped for this.

>>986319
>he thinks other cruiserweights are better

>>986192
Hi becky

So this will be open to wrestlers from other promotions? That's actually fucking cool

>>986386
18+

>>986127
> implying that casuals, especially kids, aren't wowed by the most entry-level of flips

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>>986097
>>986115
>>986120
>>986137
>>986143
>>986148
>>986160
>>986175
>>987112
>>987119

Vanilla midgets

>>988508
>No draw
>Bad wrestler
>Decent at best promos
>Awful booker
>Injuries

Why do people like Big Sexy again?

>>988542

>CM Emo fan detected

Take a shower

Hit the weights

Get a clue

>>988542
ironical shitposting

>>988542

>Failing to understand that wrasslin' is a business, not a sport

I wonder what will the winner get. Most likely a contract or money. And who knows... The return of the WWE Cruiserweight Championship.

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>>986097
>yfw all this is a plan to make neville and kalisto look strong.
vince still has some good ideas.

>>988628
>The return of the WWE Cruiserweight Championship.
oh great another lower championship and one that will limit guys to just that title.

>>986458
They are, retard.

Seriously do you literally just watch WWE?

It's just going to be a bunch of nxt fucks doing flips n shit

>>988786
That's like saying the main roster is just the main event of WM 6

>>988542

They were kids in the 90s so have an unquestionable allegiance to him through nostalgia.

>>986097
So they realized BY NOW Lucha Underground is kicking their asses.

>>989518
>Implying some hokey, two-bit indy even registers on their radar as a worry

Braun Strowman wins

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Little Green Cena is gonna do it again

>>986097
>>Premiering on Wednesday 7/13 on the WWE Network at 9 PM
That's pretty far away..

>>989740
yeah wondering why they did this so freaking early

they gonna fuck everything up. nattie will probably end up eventually winning it as a gift for fucking up her career (becky's future)

>>989801
*once they bring back the title etc.

>>988633
Yeah, because the company that wants its big Summer program to be Reigns versus Strowman was so cruiser-friendly before this!

>>989526
WWE tried a talent raid on LU after Ultima Lucha

Will this keep all the vanilla midgets away from the WWE title? everything went to shit once they started letting these little guys have the belt

>>990203
Ironic considering the worst-drawing WWF World Champion of ALL-time was the hoss who coined that phrase.

>>990234
bryan coined that phrase? that doesnt sound right.

>>990239
Neither does Bryan being the lowest-drawing WWF World Champion of all time.

>>990234
Shawn Michaels wasnt a hoss

>>990403
> the state of Nash shitposters

>>986097
This sounds like a load of crap. Why not just bring back the cruiserweight belt instead? I'd rather see that than a bunch of nobodies I've never heard of and have no investment in, no matter how impressive their stunts.

>>989488

Is this your way of admitting you're underage?

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So long as the best wrestler in the world gets on I'm happy

>WWE Global Jobber Series

That's the way cruiserweight division works on WWE

>>991506
That's not mark haskins

>>991506
that's not ricochet

>>991455
>people who were born in the 90s arent 18 now

Nice maths moron.

>>991506
>marty "seth rollins shrunk in the wash " scurll
>best wrestler in the world

>>986097

Thats kind of awesome

>>991419
> I won't care about somebody unless I've already been told I'm supposed to

Typical WWE shitter.

>>991506

That's not Teddy Hart.

>>993932
The only thing he's the best at is burning bridges

>>993938
doing 50 foot moonsaults and training cats.

>>993938
Yeah, he's damn good at burning bridges. He's a (probably) mentally ill dumbass who's self-sabotaged every opportunity he's been given.

He's also an incredibly gifted in ring performer.

But he never could get his shit together, and now the highest level of success he'll ever reach is working in Mexico.

>>993983
He's not even that big in Mexico

Literally the Jannetty to Jack "THE DRAGON SLAYER" Evans

>>986115
i could watch this all day.