HHH and AJ Styles literally saved the Rumble
No, goddamnit, we need to stop this if our e-community of staged fighting obsessed losers is to be taken seriously.
This is the goddamn correct number, whether or not it actually is. Keep counting properly from here, and never speak of it again.
He retired and went off to go pork his hot wife.
Stardust keeps coming onto her on Twitter though, so don't be surprised if Cody returns to kick his ass.
srs tho, Stardust is a character that needs some sustained angles and feuds, and be allowed to cut some promos, in order to be good. The WWE is fucking HORRIBLE at sustaining anything except a main event angle for more than one goddamn week at a time.
Also, Stardust needs to stop whispering during his pre-taped promos. I understand he's trying to drive home the Bugshit Insane character aspect, but no one is going to care about a promo when they can't hear half of it.
The half I CAN hear is usually pretty good. It's too bad he's a legacy star and therefore most likely WWE4lyfe. His screwball character would work well in LU.
Lunchbox luchador is gunning for your title of "Most BTFO poster in /wwe/ history". Will you defend your title and run off to 8ch again? Or will "Antibliss" (aka you) attack you backstage for a dq?
Agree. He was a drama queen. A good wrestler both in skill an mic skills but he was a hot head that fan boys cum over as a "rebel"
Yeah, deadpool is funny and kicks ass
Santino sucks in the ring, and he's funny but not "ha ha" funny
When he stops yelling the moves he's going to do in the ring.
That last RAW he was so fucking obvious in calling his moves.
Plus he sucks as selling.
How is he burried?
When you say burried you tend to refer to people like Zack Ryder or Fandango.
Alright here's how you turn Roman heel without making him look like some bitch.
After he wins WM, he starts feuding with Brock again, because unfinished business. He needs to beat Brock to be the real top dog in the business. Over the weeks, we'll see Roman might actually beat him. Do some promos with Roman looking victorious, etc.
Then at Extreme Rules, they have their match. Roman gets some spots in, but it's almost all Lesnar dominance. Suplex City, almost tears his arm off with the kimura. Then, here comes a spot where Ramen lands 2 superman punches in a row, and is in position for a spear. Brock counters with an F-5. Ref takes a bump. WM 31 flashback!
Brock gets up, he's about to finish Reigns with another F-5. As he has Roman on his shoulders, WHAM. Steel chair from Heyman. Drops Roman, who then nails Brock with a spear. 1, 2, 3. We see Heyman raising Roman's arm in victory, to the deafening boos from the audience.
Next night on Raw, Heyman does a promo about how Brock is getting old and he wants a client who has youth. This way, Ramen won't have to be on the mic and be the silent samoan badass. And Lesnar, who is really over with the fans, has already proven that he is decent on the mic from his ruthless aggression days and losing Heyman won't damage him at all.
HIDEO is injured ya mook
Vince having a boner for Reigns proves nothing besides you being a cuck for a 70 year-old man who's been out-of-touch with his audience for longer than you've been alive.
Post the most neckbearded wrestling opinions
>Brock Lesnar is not a good wrestler
>Triple H is not a GOAT
>Daniel Bryan and CM Punk are the best wrestler of our generation
Bret Hart thinks that Curtis Axel should have ended the streak, and thinks the Bellas are good wrestlers and doesnt think HHH is the best all time wrestler even though he highhandedly won the Monday Night War. Goldburgs kick to the head really made him draindamaged
There are fucking jabronies in NXT already better than she ever was in every way, including being hot.
>tfw i remember being a little kid
>was fucking obssesed with Eddie Gurrero
>had his "Im your papi shirt"
>bought his book even though i couldnt even read
>had all his action figures
>so excited for Raw to come on, been waiting all day
>Vince comes out says Eddie is kill
At first I thought it was just a storyline but then my parents told me he was really dead.
>mfw booked myself to win the WHC and main event the biggest Wrestlemania of all time
>taking Heyman way from Lesnar to give him to fucking Boreman Aids.
No, Lesnar and Heyman are like peanut butter and jelly.
Fastest way to turn Roman heel is have him turn on Ambrose after he fails to get the belt back again, like really beat the tar out of Ambrose.
Just have him come through the crowd like a force of nature, go out there and beat the fuck out of every face you put in front of him, he's a big Samoan dude, he shouldn't be talking about suckering suckatash and trying to be John Cena 2.0, he should be going out there and eating fuckers alive and saying very little.
But they have Roman ear marked as the next top face, even though when you force it the fans rebel and you end up with record low ratings like right now.
The fact they've been so desparate they've put the belt on fucking Haitch of all people to try and get some fire under the Roman band wagon and it's not worked at all so far.
Batista was getting legitimate heat cause he's a fantastic heel and knew how to work both marks and smarks by altering his look; wearing skinny jeans, sunglasses when cutting promos, bluetista, tight shirts, how he carried himself with pride and arrogance.
Smarks are literally clueless when it comes to spotting true main event talent. They think good heels need to be fatties who wear basketball shorts and scream at Michael Cole.
Wow, you got me with that counter-point. Oh, wait...
Who even had "x-pac heat" other than X-Pac himself? But your post applies to people outside of the wrestling business using any of their terms & phrases.
Basically 90% of the posters here are huge faggots
>come through crowd with shield music
>just powerbomb the fuck out of some poor fuck
>leave via ramp with shield music blaring around the arena
Works for me, he needs a new finisher too because I kek every time he uses that superman punch, it's fine as part of his move set the same way Haitch has those knees or Ric spammed chops in the corner, but as a finisher is fucking terrible.
When was the last time the 5 knuckle shuffle put anyone away? It's basically Roman's finisher to a downed opponent. Maybe if he was throwing fucking springboard superman punches it would work, but as it is its bollocks.
>I don't go there
>Just admitted he was there a few minutes ago
>met the miz @ an amusement park in my hometown in 2012
>asked him if he fucked any divas
>he said "yup."
>i said "how many?"
>he said "too many to count"
>i laughed and told him to take care and that he was a great heel.
Pretty based guy tbch.
Everyone and their mother uses the spear, was that really the only thing they could give him because he can't slam people safely?
I never thought I would miss Cena, at least he can do his 4-6 moves of doom well.
>the state of this move today
>like 5 or 6 upper midcard guys in wwe use it
>literally everyone in lucha underground uses it
>the young bucks made it a meme move
what the fuck happened? is this how jake marks felt when the ddt became a normal old move?
Del Rio was using it as a signature for a while
I met Kofi Kingston and CM Punk at a gas station back in 2011.
>They were both wearing hoodies
>barely noticed them
>they were getting hot dogs at counter
>i wanted a pic so went up and pretended i was getting a napkin then went "HOLY SHIT! Cm punk n kofi what r u guys doing here?"
>Punk gave me a look like a was retarded and Kofi just laughed and asked if i was a fan
>i said "fuck yeah man u guys r awesome!"
>brought out camera for pic and punk left gas station and went back into his RV
>Kofi laughed and took the pic and said sory for him
WWE call-ups since Survivor Series 2012
Does the developmental system work?
(also did I miss anyone)
A 60 MINUTE IRON MATCH.
What was it like to come back and be the Janetty to a roided up kike who was plowing the boss' daughter and buring people left and right.
Go back to crying about your back you little faggot, we all know if only hurts because of all the long nights at the glory hole.
I'd tell you to give Nash my love but he might blow a quad, which isn't the only thing he blows.
Implying Steph wont make Hunter book the whole product around Divas Revolution. Having 5 matches per Raw be Divas including the main event.
>Stephanies literally making company called Girl Power
>Do you guys think when Steph and Haitch take over the company we will get better stories?
I can't believe HHH is a 20 world champion now! He even beat Lesnar clean at survivor series for his 20th championship.
Kinda sucks about what happened to the undercard though, it's really distracting having to watch them wrestle in a ring that's 10 feet below ground level and all the turnbuckles and ringposts are shaped like shovels for some reason.
That problem is they are shaping talent to work with their outdated and inefficient system they are using to run Raw and Smackdown. There needs to be an overhaul that Vince will refuse to do in his lifetime because it would definitely consist of downsizing aspects of the main roster.
Steph and Hunter are some of the most petty people in the business. The only person more petty than them is Vince. Nothing is going to change other than more indie guys will be on the main roster. HHH is still the lead booker after Vince, so all the bad decisions going on right now can be attributed to HHH as much as they can be to Vince
If anything we'll just get more Authority nonsense with the entire Kliq being a part of the storyline
>HHH is still the lead booker after Vince, so all the bad decisions going on right now can be attributed to HHH as much as they can be to Vince
#2 doesn't matter if #1 literally overrules them in every way.
RAW now is just as bad as it was in 1995 when HHH technically hadn't even debuted.
CM PUNK, JOHN CENA, STONE COLD, THE ROCK, DANIEL BRYAN ALL PREFER BRET HART OVER HBK.
AND I GUARANTEE VINCE LIKES BRET BETTER THAN SHAWN BECAUSE UNLIKE SHAWN BRET ACTUALLY HAS BALLS AND STANDS UP FOR WHAT HE BELIEVES IN.
ALSO HE LITERALLY KNOCKED VINCE THE FUCK OUT. ONCE HE BEAT VINCE IN A FIGHT HE INSTANTLY RESPECTS U.
Bret doesn't stand up for shit. He came crawling back like a bitch once they threatened to make a DVD exposing him for the crybaby bitch fraud that everybody knows that he is.
watch and learn niggers
Sorry, don't go there. Is it full of underage Ramen fanboizzz like you?
> Moves Reigns Literally Cannot Do: Pic Related
Im so confused its literally just a suplex and then Horse face flopping around like a fish.