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/wwe/ #1875 - THE GAME EDITION
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Literally two of the best wrestlers of all time in that pic imo desu
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WWE sucks so much this old fuck is champ.
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STOP forgetting the 'general' after the 'wwe' you stupid fucking piece of shit.
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>>974672

Look at the time this thread was made. It's a literal autistic aspie shitting up the board.
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>>974677
>impluing it matters
>implying /wwe/ doesnt own this board now and we can do whatever the fuck we want
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The thread number is actually #1883

Can the next person fix it please
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>>974684

Yup. You're an aspie alright.
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>>974058

All your fault
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If Dean turns heel on roman he'll get cheered over roman and every raw main event will be roman and the usos.
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>>974725
hello beato
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>>974733
COLE: Finally, the match we've been waiting for all night its Roman Reigns and the Usos against Dean Ambrose and the Dudleyz
JBL: Haha, this is awesome Maggle!
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>>974733

Roman & The Usos should be a heel stable who beat people up and break rules and dont give a fuck.
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>retards who dont know how to computer posting in this thread


Here's the actual one:
>>974696
>>974696
>>974696
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>>973791
HHH and AJ Styles literally saved the Rumble
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>>974736

I post truth. Then all a sudden some aspire starts posting furry shit, but that's what gets your attention.
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in4bliss
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Who posted for /wwe/ in /i/? kek that board has posts from 2012
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>>974789
hey rato
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What the fuck happened to Cody? He was on his way to being the next Orton then he just faded out into obscurity.
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>>974689

No, goddamnit, we need to stop this if our e-community of staged fighting obsessed losers is to be taken seriously.

This is the goddamn correct number, whether or not it actually is. Keep counting properly from here, and never speak of it again.
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I just spent the last 6 hours counting every single /wwe/ general since we started.

The actual official number we are up to is... 1893.

Someone please start the next one from there.
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i miss him
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>>974804
I counted earlier, and I got 1894
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>>974794

He retired and went off to go pork his hot wife.

Stardust keeps coming onto her on Twitter though, so don't be surprised if Cody returns to kick his ass.

srs tho, Stardust is a character that needs some sustained angles and feuds, and be allowed to cut some promos, in order to be good. The WWE is fucking HORRIBLE at sustaining anything except a main event angle for more than one goddamn week at a time.

Also, Stardust needs to stop whispering during his pre-taped promos. I understand he's trying to drive home the Bugshit Insane character aspect, but no one is going to care about a promo when they can't hear half of it.

The half I CAN hear is usually pretty good. It's too bad he's a legacy star and therefore most likely WWE4lyfe. His screwball character would work well in LU.
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>>974807
i counted and got "who gives a shit"
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>>974809
My calculations tell me, 'autists'.
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>>974807

I got 1892
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I'm watching a shoot with Brayy and holy shit he actually talks like that irl. His voice is cool as fuck desu. So smooth, like a jazz musician or something.
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>>974789
Lunchbox luchador is gunning for your title of "Most BTFO poster in /wwe/ history". Will you defend your title and run off to 8ch again? Or will "Antibliss" (aka you) attack you backstage for a dq?
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>>974789
I'm really digging her Freddy Kruger look, usually I hate the glamgirls, but she is a step above the others. Looking forward to seeing more of her later on down the road.
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>>974778
Beato why are you getting so upset
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>>974789
herror rato
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Punk would've been 100 million times better if he didn't take shit so seriously.

He could've been the deadpool of wrestling.
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>>974853
Santino is already the Deadpool of wrestling
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>>974853
Agree. He was a drama queen. A good wrestler both in skill an mic skills but he was a hot head that fan boys cum over as a "rebel"

muh straightedge
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>>974858
>Santino
>Deadpool

Nope
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>>974858
Nigga you high as fuck.
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>tommy dreamer in wwe
>eats his own puke and hair
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>>974853
that's part of his appeal senpai
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>>974876
>>974878
Do you know about deadpool? And not just what /co/ and /tv/ say about him.
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>>974806
Well you miss mediocrity apparently.
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RYBACK WWE CHAMP WHEN
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>>974883
Yeah, deadpool is funny and kicks ass

Santino sucks in the ring, and he's funny but not "ha ha" funny
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>>974887
When he stops yelling the moves he's going to do in the ring.

That last RAW he was so fucking obvious in calling his moves.

Plus he sucks as selling.
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What's the ruling? Was it autism?
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>>974887

When he takes a time machine back to 1985 when he'd actually get cheered.
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>>974806
Why do you miss a quite who takes things too seriously?
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>>974887
Ryback as champ would be terrible
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>>974887
When he stops sucking
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Name one wrestler that had a good career after a cena burial
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>>974912
How is he burried?

When you say burried you tend to refer to people like Zack Ryder or Fandango.
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>>974894
What are the other 373?

Those are funny.
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MEAT ON THE TABLE MAN YEAH THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE
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>>974887
vince doesn't want to make money so never
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>>974934
YOU CAN RUN AND YOU'LL PROBABLY GET FAR

because my cardio fucking sucks
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>>974945
zzzzzzzz
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>>974945

Are you his conditioning coach that you know his cardio sucks?

Who do you think you are to talk down on Ryback with that stack of dimes you call a neck?
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>>974955
I'm twice his size. I could effortlessly kill him. So don't give me the fat jokes.

Him getting gassed after five minutes tells me all I need to know.
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>Cardio is more valuable in Sports Entertainment than looks
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>>974733
>turn Jannetty heel

RIP career
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>>974959

BEGGING you to lift weights
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>>974960
Both are equally as important
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>>974960
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>>974959
HAHAHAHA fat fuck
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>>974959
>I could effortlessly kill him
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>>974959
link us your facebook tough guy
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So is dbry just made of paper or did the Indies fuck his shit up?
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>>974984

Both
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>>974984
He's a vanilla midget. Recipe for disaster. It's a well known fact that every body under 6'8'' is up to 14 times more likely to experience injury.
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>>974979
>actually using facebook
chuckled
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>>974922
>ARMBAR!!
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>>975001
>ARMDRAG
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GIVE ME MY HOLDS
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>>974989
> WhoIs: The Great Khali?
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>>974960
> thinking looks matter

>>>/faget/
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1kn0CnWXXE

:^(
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>>975013
He has (or had) a debilitating disease that was placing his body under tremendous stress and basically killing him. He can be excused
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>>975015
Yes, looks don't matter. That's why Hideo Itami is headlining WM 32 and not Roman Reigns.
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Alright here's how you turn Roman heel without making him look like some bitch.

After he wins WM, he starts feuding with Brock again, because unfinished business. He needs to beat Brock to be the real top dog in the business. Over the weeks, we'll see Roman might actually beat him. Do some promos with Roman looking victorious, etc.

Then at Extreme Rules, they have their match. Roman gets some spots in, but it's almost all Lesnar dominance. Suplex City, almost tears his arm off with the kimura. Then, here comes a spot where Ramen lands 2 superman punches in a row, and is in position for a spear. Brock counters with an F-5. Ref takes a bump. WM 31 flashback!

Brock gets up, he's about to finish Reigns with another F-5. As he has Roman on his shoulders, WHAM. Steel chair from Heyman. Drops Roman, who then nails Brock with a spear. 1, 2, 3. We see Heyman raising Roman's arm in victory, to the deafening boos from the audience.

Next night on Raw, Heyman does a promo about how Brock is getting old and he wants a client who has youth. This way, Ramen won't have to be on the mic and be the silent samoan badass. And Lesnar, who is really over with the fans, has already proven that he is decent on the mic from his ruthless aggression days and losing Heyman won't damage him at all.
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>>975024
HIDEO is injured ya mook

Vince having a boner for Reigns proves nothing besides you being a cuck for a 70 year-old man who's been out-of-touch with his audience for longer than you've been alive.
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Post the most neckbearded wrestling opinions
>Brock Lesnar is not a good wrestler
>Triple H is not a GOAT
>Daniel Bryan and CM Punk are the best wrestler of our generation
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>>975023
Nash once tore his quad by tagging in.
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>>975030
>roman reigns doesn't have fans
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>>974894
>implying his gimmick isn't a nerd who thinks yelling your move names makes them stronger
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>>975027
>implying mania wont be Brock vs H and H gets his arm "broken" again.
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>>975030

>Dave Batista shouldn't have come back
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BRIE MODE
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Bret Hart thinks that Curtis Axel should have ended the streak, and thinks the Bellas are good wrestlers and doesnt think HHH is the best all time wrestler even though he highhandedly won the Monday Night War. Goldburgs kick to the head really made him draindamaged
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>>975042
why are you making shit up
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>>975041
WAHWAHWAHWAH
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>>975042
But Nikki is a good wrestler.
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>>975044
i am not. he says this shit in interviews
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>Le Meltzer says Dbry has been cleared by NFL doctors
>Bryan has brain issues and was having seizures
>The city of dirtsheets
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>>975051
You're not very bright are you
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>>975051
>I have never read a single Wrestling Observer Ever: The Post
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>>973791
>/wwe/ #1875

You fags can't do anything right.
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>>975054

You sound like a Dave Meltzer wootist fan boy.
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I AM THE GAME-UHH AND WITH LEMMY WATCHING OVER ME *confused pop* I WILL DISMANTLE-UHH YOU AT WRESTLEMANIA ROMAN REIGNS
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>>975054
He's an anti-Meltzer cucktrarian, of course he isn't
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>>975048
There are fucking jabronies in NXT already better than she ever was in every way, including being hot.
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>>975063
Next
>>975063
Next
>>975063
Next
>>975063
Next
>>975063
Next
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>>975055

>I have never read a single Wrestling Observer Ever

Is this meant to be disparaging?

>Actually paying to read dirtsheets
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>>975066

Wtf is wrong with you? Honestly. Are you silently giggling to yourself when you do this?
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>>975067
Are you that lazy that you don't know where to read them for free?
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>>975073
hello haitch
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>>975072

More like too shrewd to not want to willingly read verbal diarrhea
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>>975065
When was this match?
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>>975078
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Wh8L8lgidk
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>>975057
So...You're not bright?
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>>975078
Didn't realise this was google.com
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>>975076
But you have no problem with posting it?
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>>975086

I'm bright enough to not defend dirtsheets
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>>975065
Not as thick as Nikki, less sassy and even more vapid.
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>>975078
i hate eva maries attire. For some reason i think of womens period when she wears white
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>>975087
I googled it but typing in "no-name diva vs eva marie" didnt turn up much
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>>975089

I have no problem making fun of it, which means making fun of you.
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>>975094
This post is dumb on at least 3 levels. Bravo.
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>>975040

Batista should have come back.

To realize how bad it was to bring him back.
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>>975086
hey stupid nigger go back to /woo/
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>>975091
Wasn't talking about Eva RealDoll bud

At least watch the gif before replying you dumb bastard
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>>975099

Please, I'm begging for you to go back to /woo/. No one should ever be this butthurt over Dave Meltzer being made fun of.
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>>975100
Would've been based if he was heel, instead creative tried to make him the face. Even he wanted to be heel
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>>975044
He actually did say Axel should end the Streak though.
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>>975093
>no name diva
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>>975100

Please have sex.
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>>975105
But we're all making fun of >>(You) here pal.

Are you that Kliq-kuck who got banned the other day? KEK
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>>975106
But he did turn heel?
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He was heel for most of it you moron
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>>975085
>>975108
I'm right.
WWE didn't even bother to put her name on youtube
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>>975110

I fail to see how someone who is a fan of Dave Meltzer and reads the "wrestling observer" can hope to make fun of anyone.

It's like being called pathetic by a pokefag or a brony.
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>>975114
Meant for
>>975106
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>>975113
at the beginning you stupid fuck face. He wouldn't haven't gotten xpac heat if he was a heel.
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>>975116
It's because she was announced as Marley for the live crowd but they changed her name to Liv Morgan afterwards for...some reason
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>>975114
You dumb nigger, if he would've been a heel at the beginning he wouldn't haven't gotten heat. you dumb nigger
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>>975124
>xpac heat
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>>975120
Heels can still get X-Pac Heat
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>tfw i remember being a little kid
>was fucking obssesed with Eddie Gurrero
>had his "Im your papi shirt"
>bought his book even though i couldnt even read
>had all his action figures
>so excited for Raw to come on, been waiting all day
>Vince comes out says Eddie is kill
>no
At first I thought it was just a storyline but then my parents told me he was really dead.
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>>975120
>batista had x-pac heat
Please stop posting you ugly cunt
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>mfw booked myself to win the WHC and main event the biggest Wrestlemania of all time
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>>975130
you're a stupid cunt kys
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>>975117
I'm sure you fail to see a lot of things. Like the inside of a woman.
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>>975132
After winning the royal rumble he did dumb shit-skin.
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>>975131
>couldnt read
Were you 3 years old or are you retarded?
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>>975065
>muh bending
Flexibility and athleticism does not make a good wrestler. See Naomi for a good example of this. Rato sucks.
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>>975135
Underage pls go
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>>975144
/woo/ please go dumb cunt
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>>975141
I was/am autistic.
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>tfw you will never be a Diva
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>>975143
That's not Alexa Bliss you dumb shitter
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>>975027
>taking Heyman way from Lesnar to give him to fucking Boreman Aids.

No, Lesnar and Heyman are like peanut butter and jelly.

Fastest way to turn Roman heel is have him turn on Ambrose after he fails to get the belt back again, like really beat the tar out of Ambrose.

Just have him come through the crowd like a force of nature, go out there and beat the fuck out of every face you put in front of him, he's a big Samoan dude, he shouldn't be talking about suckering suckatash and trying to be John Cena 2.0, he should be going out there and eating fuckers alive and saying very little.

But they have Roman ear marked as the next top face, even though when you force it the fans rebel and you end up with record low ratings like right now.

The fact they've been so desparate they've put the belt on fucking Haitch of all people to try and get some fire under the Roman band wagon and it's not worked at all so far.
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>>975138
>being so wrong you get mad instead of fucking off and thinking about your shit life
I bet you think Eva Marie has X-Pac heat too.
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>>975137

Wow good one. Where'd you get that one from? /r/momjokes?
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>>975150
You can ERP as a pokemon though beato
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>>975148
You must be 18 to post here.
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>>975127
in /wwe/ "x-pac heat" is thrown out by smarks who don't want to admit they are getting worked because they are smarks and nothing works them.
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>>975149
>autism means you cant read
So you're just retarded.
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>>975154
>I bet you think Eva Marie has X-Pac heat too.

KEK, you stupid ass gook go back to your country chink
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>>975155
> that's an actual subreddit

shoo shoo plebbitor
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I'm not sure if there's a bigger 'I'm a fucking virgin' sign than someone non ironically using the term 'X pac heat'.
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>>975162
Yeah.
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>>975158
Please have sex
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>>975153
> turn Reigns heel
> STILL uses The Shield gimmick

Disgustingly plausible.
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>>975159
Yep, getting booed = x-pac heat apparently.
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Batista was getting legitimate heat cause he's a fantastic heel and knew how to work both marks and smarks by altering his look; wearing skinny jeans, sunglasses when cutting promos, bluetista, tight shirts, how he carried himself with pride and arrogance.

Smarks are literally clueless when it comes to spotting true main event talent. They think good heels need to be fatties who wear basketball shorts and scream at Michael Cole.
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>>975165
Being an anti-smark cucktrarian?
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>>975169
getting booed like roman reigns at last year royal rumble is x-pac heat
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>>975165

huh? it's a politically correct term
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>>975164

>He actually checked to see if it was real

18+
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>>975178
gb2 reddit
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>>975173
But he was supposed to come back as a face.

Anti-smark cucktrarian pls go hommu.
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>>975179

You first sperg.
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HEY COLE

SHUT UP
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>>975163
Wow, you got me with that counter-point. Oh, wait...
>>975165
Who even had "x-pac heat" other than X-Pac himself? But your post applies to people outside of the wrestling business using any of their terms & phrases.
>worked
>work
>(s)mark
>anti-(s)mark
>pseudo-(s)mark
>job
>jobbed
>jobber
Basically 90% of the posters here are huge faggots
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>>975109

>wanting to see Batista with PG era WWE Creative

5XL
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>>975182
I don't go there, which is more than I can say for the guy who knows incredibly particular subreddits.

Get off /asp/ and go back.
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>>975187
>Wow, you got me with that counter-point. Oh, wait...

Lmao reddit fuck out of here dumb ass nigger
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>>975188
But his based heel turn in 2009-2010 was in the PG Era
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>>975168
>come through crowd with shield music
>just powerbomb the fuck out of some poor fuck
>leave via ramp with shield music blaring around the arena

Works for me, he needs a new finisher too because I kek every time he uses that superman punch, it's fine as part of his move set the same way Haitch has those knees or Ric spammed chops in the corner, but as a finisher is fucking terrible.

When was the last time the 5 knuckle shuffle put anyone away? It's basically Roman's finisher to a downed opponent. Maybe if he was throwing fucking springboard superman punches it would work, but as it is its bollocks.
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>>975189

Wow you're actually demented aren't you?
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>>975173
Batista himself literally said WWE creative fucked up by making him a babyface on his return

Try again with b8 that can't be countered so easily
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>>975131
I was already gone by the time that happened. fucking two vanilla midgets as world champs. what the fuck
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>>975185
HEY CROWD

IS THIS WHO YOU LIKE CROWD

*mockingly imitates opponent's signature pose*
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>>975193
Or, he could (get this) find a personality of his own.

Seth & Dean evolved past The Shield. Ramen should too, if he can.

> implying Reigns can powerbomb anybody by himself
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>>975189

>I don't go there
>Just admitted he was there a few minutes ago
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>>975194
Reddit is back that way son.
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>>975189
There's literally a subreddit for everything you stupid cunt you could type out /r/fuckyourmother and there's a good chance it's real
>muh website wars
>muh secret club
Benoit yourself
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>>975197
Eddie was not a vanilla midget in the wwe

Benoit was though.
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>>975196

All those things I listed happened after he turned heel you dumb smark.
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>>975206
Batista wore skinny jeans the first night back
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>>975203

Can you link me cause you seem to know how to find all the particular sub-reddits?
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>>975197
Go away Nash.
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>>975202
> Google = Reddit

Dumb.
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>>975193
His finisher is the spear. He has finished with the superman punch against midcarders though.
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>>975207
He knew the babyface push was gunna flop so he was already pre-working the smarks.
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>>975212
>you can only go on one website on the entire internet
Dumb
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>>975208
Here you go:

https://www.google.com/?gfe_rd=cr&ei=Sry-VvKcAabM8geJpYe4AQ&gws_rd=ssl#q=Go+back+to+Reddit+you+fucking+retard
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>>975216
> implying

You might actually be retarded, pal.
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>>975217

But you were the one who was most recently there cuckboy
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>met the miz @ an amusement park in my hometown in 2012
>asked him if he fucked any divas
>he said "yup."
>i said "how many?"
>he said "too many to count"
>i laughed and told him to take care and that he was a great heel.
Pretty based guy tbch.
>>
>>975214
Everyone and their mother uses the spear, was that really the only thing they could give him because he can't slam people safely?

I never thought I would miss Cena, at least he can do his 4-6 moves of doom well.
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Albertoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
DEL RIOOOOOO
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>>975221

PLEASE get laid this valentine's day.
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>>975220
>blunt and quick answers
Just from your post I can tell he wanted you to fuck off lmao
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>>975219
> Google Search Results = being on Reddit

Are all plebbitors this retarded?
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ALBERTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL RIOOOOOOOOOOOOIOOOOO
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Who's gonna get the superkick as their finisher so it isn't wasted as a casual move everyone on the roster does again?
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>>975227
No he was cool. He even offered to buy my girlfriends son a candy apple.
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>the state of this move today
>like 5 or 6 upper midcard guys in wwe use it
>literally everyone in lucha underground uses it
>the young bucks made it a meme move

what the fuck happened? is this how jake marks felt when the ddt became a normal old move?
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>>975230
Nobody ever again
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>>975230
It was a transitional move long before it was ever used as a finish.

18+
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>>975230
Seth Freakin' Rollins
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>>975232
Shawn was using it as a transitional move before he upgraded it into a finisher and he wasn't the first guy to use it by a long shot.
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>>975223
I will, chicks love my blue eyes, not that you'd know anything about that Mr. Top Ramen.
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ROOTY
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>>975235
He used to use it as a finisher on kneeling guys in...NXT? ROH?
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>>975230
da big gai Ryback
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>>975232
>you now realize WWE emphasizes when The Usos use it because they're still bitter The Young Bucks turned them down
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>>975241
TOOTY
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>>975234
So what you meme posting retard that isn't relevant at all
>>975236
>posting it twice
Benoit yourself
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>>975242
FCW

Del Rio was using it as a signature for a while
>>
Remember when Del Rio wore a cape in FCW?
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>>975220
I met Kofi Kingston and CM Punk at a gas station back in 2011.
>They were both wearing hoodies
>barely noticed them
>they were getting hot dogs at counter
>i wanted a pic so went up and pretended i was getting a napkin then went "HOLY SHIT! Cm punk n kofi what r u guys doing here?"
>Punk gave me a look like a was retarded and Kofi just laughed and asked if i was a fan
>i said "fuck yeah man u guys r awesome!"
>brought out camera for pic and punk left gas station and went back into his RV
>Kofi laughed and took the pic and said sory for him
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>>975232
literally 95% of wrestlers 35 and under got into wrestling because they watched HBK

instead of letting just one of them use it, might as well all of them use it
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>>975250
> being under 18

I hope you don't watch a Rockers match anytime soon
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>>975251
Did he get attacked by bees on his way down the ramp?
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>>975248
BOOTY
>>
How long until we have a WWEWHC vs NXTC match?
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>>975254
Go to bed Shaun you wonky eyed faggot.
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>>975255
Please get cancer
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>>975261
Never ever. Vince wouldn't want his guys getting totally BTFO by real talent.
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>>975266
>real talent
>overrated flippy shit develepomntal spot monkeys
18+
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>>975263
Hello breto
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>>975268
OUR MEN ARE TOUGHER.
OUR BEER TASTES BUTTER.
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>>975266
>Vince

You mean Dunn. Did you not see what happened because Dunn thought the WCW guys weren't a draw?
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>>975253
Jeez. Stone Cold at least took a picture with Punk when he was only a fan.
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>>975269
You had to flip through the pages just a little bit
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>>975267
>>overrated flippy shit develepomntal spot monkeys

Balor, Joe, Zayn, Corbin?

>develepomntal

The fucking STATE of >>(You)
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>>975267
>botching your memepost
wew
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>>975272
Yeah CM Punk is an arrogant little faggot.
He thinks hes s fucking god.
>>
>>975265
I think you're enough cancer for all of us.
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>>975277
You're***
>>
Did Bret really have ass cancer surgery or did they just pull the stick out?
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>>975281
> actual retard spotted
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>>975284
Shouldn't you be hunting or getting beat up in a bar Shawn?
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>>975287
I dunno Owen, shouldn't you be sucking cock in hell?
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>>975285
spoted***
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>>975284
I don't know, did you actually lose your smile or did Vince cut off your coke supply you overrated cock-eyed calamity of a human being.
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>>975288
Kekekek stay buttblasted you fucking googley eyed jesus freak.
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>>975291
Not sure Chris, just know when Sunny dreams at night it's about the heartbreak kid plowing her brains out
>>
HBGAY ON SUICIDE WATCH
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>>975290
Good question Shane, let me think about that while you do a price check on my new HDTV
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>>975294
Only thing you plow is hairy man ass you faggot. Gunna star on another cover of playgirl you literal closet faggot?
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>>975289
Does behaving like a moron bring you joy?

Good for you I suppose.
>>
WWE call-ups since Survivor Series 2012
>Dean Ambrose
>Seth Rollins
>Roman Reigns
>Big E
>Fandango
>Xavier Woods
>Bray Wyatt
>Luke Harper
>Erick Rowan
>Rusev
>Bo Dallas
>Adam Rose
>The Ascension
>Kalisto
>Neville
>Kevin Owens
>Braun Strowman
>Tyler Breeze

Does the developmental system work?

(also did I miss anyone)
>>
>>975298
Not sure Vader, why don't you wash your clothes and look forward to your next indy date in front of 50 people and I'll think about it
>>
>>975301
You missed:
>Sasha Banks
>Charlotte
>Becky Lynch
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>>975301
The developmental works. It's the main roster that is failing.

(You also forgot Curtis Axel if he counts.)
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>>975294
A 60 MINUTE IRON MATCH.

What was it like to come back and be the Janetty to a roided up kike who was plowing the boss' daughter and buring people left and right.

Go back to crying about your back you little faggot, we all know if only hurts because of all the long nights at the glory hole.

I'd tell you to give Nash my love but he might blow a quad, which isn't the only thing he blows.
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>>975304
>divas
lmao
>>
>>975301
>>975304
Shit even more:
>Paige
>Emma
>Summer Rae
>>
>>975301
The question you should be asking is "does the main roster booking work?"

The answer would be no
>>
Do you guys think when Steph and Haitch take over the company we will get better stories? The talent is there.
>>
>>975308
>Emma
It still hurts bros
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>>975302
Id rather wrestle in front of 50 people than literally have to be Vinces little fuckboi.
Does your mouth hurt from being throatfucked by Vince everyday for the past 20 years?
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>>975306
Dunno, what was it like to bicycle over a grassy field and end up emotionless and unable to perform sexually?
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>>975311
Well it can't possibly get any worse.

At least the senile hotshotting from Vince will be gone
>>
>>975311
No. Haitch has an ego just as big as Vince and will continue to push undeserving guys because they're buddies. Nothing will change.
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>>975312
>tfw she came back to NXT after months on the main roster and got zero reaction
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>>975313
Not sure Davey, shouldn't you be attempting to rape your wife in hell? Oh wait, she's still up here on earth spending your money while getting gang banged.
>>
>>975312
At least she got to go back to NXT as a respected vet, re-invent herself and (find love)
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>>975311
Implying Steph wont make Hunter book the whole product around Divas Revolution. Having 5 matches per Raw be Divas including the main event.
>Stephanies literally making company called Girl Power
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>>975320
>>975314
>>975313
>>975306
>>975302
>>975298
>>975297
>>975294
>>975291
>>975290
>>975288
>>975287

Shut the fuck up all of you RPing fagz
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>>975301
>over three years since based shebd debuted

where does the time go brehs
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>>975311
>Do you guys think when Steph and Haitch take over the company we will get better stories?

I can't believe HHH is a 20 world champion now! He even beat Lesnar clean at survivor series for his 20th championship.

Kinda sucks about what happened to the undercard though, it's really distracting having to watch them wrestle in a ring that's 10 feet below ground level and all the turnbuckles and ringposts are shaped like shovels for some reason.
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>>975323
Better than Roman at least
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>>975301
That problem is they are shaping talent to work with their outdated and inefficient system they are using to run Raw and Smackdown. There needs to be an overhaul that Vince will refuse to do in his lifetime because it would definitely consist of downsizing aspects of the main roster.
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>>975323
Steph is about as much of a feminist as her father.
>>
>>975324
Fuck off Scott you slurring tard, I've had cancer and a stroke and I still talk better than you do, go choke on a toothpick or Shawn's legs, same difference.
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>>975328
18+
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>>975324
he started it

he chimped out because i pointed out that most current wrestlers prefer HBK over Bret
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>>975311
Steph and Hunter are some of the most petty people in the business. The only person more petty than them is Vince. Nothing is going to change other than more indie guys will be on the main roster. HHH is still the lead booker after Vince, so all the bad decisions going on right now can be attributed to HHH as much as they can be to Vince

If anything we'll just get more Authority nonsense with the entire Kliq being a part of the storyline
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>>975336
>entire Kliq being a part of the storyline
Breto triggered
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>>975336
>HHH is still the lead booker after Vince, so all the bad decisions going on right now can be attributed to HHH as much as they can be to Vince

#2 doesn't matter if #1 literally overrules them in every way.

RAW now is just as bad as it was in 1995 when HHH technically hadn't even debuted.
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>>975334
CM PUNK, JOHN CENA, STONE COLD, THE ROCK, DANIEL BRYAN ALL PREFER BRET HART OVER HBK.
AND I GUARANTEE VINCE LIKES BRET BETTER THAN SHAWN BECAUSE UNLIKE SHAWN BRET ACTUALLY HAS BALLS AND STANDS UP FOR WHAT HE BELIEVES IN.
ALSO HE LITERALLY KNOCKED VINCE THE FUCK OUT. ONCE HE BEAT VINCE IN A FIGHT HE INSTANTLY RESPECTS U.
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>>975328
>>
>>975333
> implying that every member of 4 Horsewomen isn't much better than Reigns already
>>
>>975344
This desu senpai
>>
>>975344
Go back to r/SquaredCircle cuck
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>>975342
>VINCE LIKES BRET BETTER THAN SHAWN
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THREAD NUMBER ISSUE FIXED
>>975063
NEXT
>>975063
NEXT
>>975063
NEXT
>>975063
NEXT
>>975063
NEXT
>>975063
NEXT
>>975063
NEXT
>>975063
NEXT
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>>975342
Bret doesn't stand up for shit. He came crawling back like a bitch once they threatened to make a DVD exposing him for the crybaby bitch fraud that everybody knows that he is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RaCObFNYQ0

watch and learn niggers
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>>975347
Sorry, don't go there. Is it full of underage Ramen fanboizzz like you?

> Moves Reigns Literally Cannot Do: Pic Related
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>>975353
Her selling puts half the roster to shame
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>>975353
Im so confused its literally just a suplex and then Horse face flopping around like a fish.
>>
Anyone else keep forgetting that Test is dead?
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>>975357
> just a suplex

Ramen can't even do that, huh?
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>>975362
literally who
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>>975363
Uhhh im sure every fucking wrestler on the roster can do that. Its a pretty fucking basic move you mark.
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>>975366
>Uhhh
Oh my God. You are such a mincing faggot.
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>>975366
When I really think about, I don't recall Roman ever really doing a suplex.
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Reminder that this is your average Sasha Banks fan.
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>>975370
Because its not in his characters moveset you fucking mark
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>>975373
More like Average NJPW fan.
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>>975366
Post clips of Ramen doing it.

>>975378
> not in his characters moveset

Nicknames:

>"The Big Dog"
>"The Juggernaut"
>"The Muscle/Enforcer (of The Shield)"
>"The Powerhouse"
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>>975382
>'The Big Dog'
I hate this nickname. Totally ripping off Big Evil.
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