/wwe/ General #1867: DANCING LESNAR EDITION

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Who is the Pacman Jones of the PG era?

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>>970399
>KETCHUP FRIES
>IN MY MOUTH
>TASTE THESE CHEEEETOOOOOHS
>RUUUUB MY DICK

What did he mean by this?

Now that we r in the reality era, do u think triple h wil realize he is a faggot n kill himslf?

Will Vince erase Titus from WWE history after recent events?

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why doesnt he challenge for the divas title?

is he autisric?

>>970411

titus didnt pull a benoit, a rey murderio or walk out.

vince wont do shit to the guy except not give him his wrestlemania check.

>>970415
Hes a racist,jealous,boring piece of shit.
Why is it always the pieces of shit who live the longest?

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1st for Alexia Bliss' s mom

>>970418

Who did Rey murder?

>>970423
Bonjour Rato!

>>970423

Hotter than her daughter. Would bang.

>>970423
salutations rato

anyone got that greentext quote of Tommy Dreamer talking about how fucked up his head is?

>>970423
hello mama rato

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>>970398
Ambrose has a cute butt desu.

I'm not alone in thinking this, right?

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>>970427
http://www.syracuse.com/entertainment/index.ssf/2015/03/rey_mysterio_flying_kick_kills.html

>>970432
> Ryback on how he faced a wellness policy suspension because his testosterone levels were coming up high:
“I kept getting readings of 10:1, 8:1, 9:1. And the guy finally called me. He said, ‘listen, you [have] got another elevated level.’ I said, ‘okay, listen little guy, I know that you think that the big guy is on something, but I’m not, so if I wasn’t on something, what could this be?’ He goes, ‘well, you probably have a tumor.’ I’m like, ‘what?’ He goes, ‘you probably have a tumor.’ Like what kind of doctor says that, ‘oh, you probably have a tumor?'”

>Ryback on how Chris Amann ruled that he has “naturally elevated” testosterone and that he was ultimately not suspended:
“I said, ‘you can’t suspend the big guy stupid! It’s like suspending me for balding prematurely! Like, it’s natural! You can’t suspend me, you dummy!’ But that’s how strict the testing is.”

>>970437
thats not at all what i asked for.

like, not at all.

>>970439
But its what you gotn
DEAL WITH IT.

>>970440
worst fucking gimmick in these threads.

>>970437
Hahaha I recognise this. Top b8 m8, luv it.

>>970439
Dreamer, Ryback, same guy basically

>tfw still no austin podcast review of the rumble
He's not going to do one, is he?

>>970435

So he didn't murder anyone. Good to know.

>>970447
carbon copies.

>>970291
>ywn see Dr of Thuganomics vs Too Cool rap battles and danceoffs

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Is it true swinger parties are extremely popular among the wrestlers on the road?
I bet John fucks Brie and Nicki regularly.

I heard Shane and Stephanie used to fuck all the time.
Stephanie "...we would wrestle all the time, he [Shane] would practise wrestling moves on me..."

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Do you think Vince faps to this?

>>970465
well thats all the proof i need

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>>970469
U know wat happens.
Playing around turns to wrestling turns tickiling turns to accidently groping turns to fucking.

>dat Goldberg chant when Ryback enters the ring
thanks family.

What does /wwe/ think of Vince McMahon as a wrassler?

>>970477
Better than 99% of the roster today

>>970398
I miss that belt.

Why did they have to combine the two title belts?

I liked it because at least the other title run was more interesting than whoever Triple H is burying while defending it.

Has Kalisto even defended the US title once since winning it?

'When asked what his favorite cheat meal was, Vince replied "Oreos. I could eat a whole pack in one sitting..."

>>970482

twice

lost to alberto burrito and won against neville.

>970482
Yes. Against Neville on Smackdown. I think it was the first one after the rumble.

>>970474
happens all the time with me and my wife's son

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>>970488
>>970486
Smh. Rusev and Cena helped elevate the US title to actually mean something and within 3 months Kalisto and Burrito have brought it back down to jobber status. Fuck this company.

>>970477
Has probably a higher better average WM match quality than anyone other than HBK and Taker.

>>970486
>non-storyline feud with del rio
>neville
The state of us title.

>>970481
Because it's stupid calling a midcard belt a "World" title.

>>970481
The WCW belt became less and less important over the years. By the year before they were unified it was held by shitters like Sheamus.

annual wwe ppv power list
summer slam > royal rumble > wrestlemania > survivor series

Like this comment if you think the US Title should be defended weekly as a open challenge

>>970492

titles dont mean shit when theyre traded back and forth quickly

see

> 2x wwe champ roman
> 2x us champ kalisto
> deanetty

even tag titles are a joke. if they had a better design i'd take them more seriously.

decent title reign lengths would add credibility, trading back and forth makes them shit.>>970398

>>970492
It's simply swapped back places with the IC title. Back when Cena was fighting Rusev and Owens for the US Title, Ryback was defending the IC belt against fucking Big Show and The Miz.

>>970500
cant figure out how to like comments on this website but i agree

>>970502
They could benefit with some quick swaps right now as opposed to sitting and stagnating for sweeping lengths.
At the very least that'd make people watch what's happening with them.

>>970505
+1 (can't figure out how to upvote on this website)

>>970512
>>970505
You give a (You)

>>970502
>even tag titles are a joke.

This is particularly annoying because they had a world of potential just a little bit ago before injuries.
I mean shit, they're pretty awash in it now. New Day get consistent reactions and have great matches on PPV, Dudleyz are perma-over, Social Outcasts are actually pretty well-received characters and could become a threat by virtue of their numbers, Golden Truth seems great.
But instead, the Tag Champs don't really care about their titles. They just fuck around with mish-mashed singles wrestlers every week and get a shoddy PPV match with a duo of jiggling Samoan fucktards nobody cares about cobbled together a week in advance of every PPV.

>>970507
>>970520

contenders also have to be credible as well.

fucking tired of the usos being constant challengers for the tag titles.

or make the titles worth fighting for.

deanetty challenging for the whc while making the ic an afterthought, devalues the title in the eyes of the fans.

>>970526
This is patently untrue. An IC champ who is worthy of challenging for the world title surely elevates the IC belt.

>>970529
Not if he blatantly forgets he has the IC Belt, though.
To me, that kinda says "Well, now I can go after the gold, why should I give a fuck about the silver!".
This isn't helped by how insular the WWE is. Everyone exists in a vacuum. You're either feuding with someone or they're basically dead to you. Right now, Dean's busy not doing shit with the IC, so nobody else gives a fuck about the IC.

IM SICK OF ALL THESE PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT BREAD

>>970529

there are times where deanetty wont even come out with the belt, how does that elevate the title?

if he doesnt even carry the title out, how is it on the same level as the whc then?

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woof

>>970532
18+ fatass

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>>970535

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qIBAk7_3bmw
Iron Lung matches in WWE when?

>>970531
>Everyone exists in a vacuum. You're either feuding with someone or they're basically dead to you. Right now, Dean's busy not doing shit with the IC, so nobody else gives a fuck about the IC.
This. I hate this shit. People should be scrambling to get a shot at the IC title, trying to get Dean's attention or whatever.

How to save ratings
Give Big E WHC
Give Kofi Intercontinental title
Give Xafier US title

>>970535
Is that Charlotte behind him? She looked quite a bit better as a youngster.

Is Daniel Bryan going in the HoF this year?

>>970597
No. Sting is headlining and they won't have Bryan be overshadowed during his induction. Next year will likely be headlined by Undertaker so it won't be then either. 2018 at the earliest.

You know, in hindsight it was for the better that Bryan didn't get Roman's push.

Imagine Bryan winning the rumble and facing Lesnar. That would've been a GOAT match probably but Bryan would have probably died a decade earlier for taking german suplex bumps with his concussion background.

Why doesn't Bryan just wrestle in a helmet

THEY LOOKING SCARED NAH THEY DONT REALLY WANT NONE

What happened to Los Matadores? Last time I remember seeing them they were beating the shit out of El Torito, then they disappeared.

>>970605

>NFL players never get concussions

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>>970468
Holy shit

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>>970594
AYYYY WE WANT SOME NEW DAYYY

>>970605

just because you need one for your daily life, it doesnt mean everyone else should

Baron Corbin is really rocking that JUST look. He looks about a decade older than he is.

dying for new Smarkbusters

>>970618
You really will be dying if you don't stop shilling those cunts.

>>970609
PETA bitched so WWE worried about media backlash shelved the dudes. They're waiting for the lawsuit buzz to die.

>>970620

Why? Is this a threat? Only an overweight virgin would get mad about someone talking about a wrestling related YouTube channel in a wrestling thread. So as you are overweight I am much fitter than you and could outlast you in a brawl. As you are a virgin you probably don't go out much or to any social places so I doubt you know how to fight either. I do and I would hurt you. Now leave.

>>970629

Please have sex

>>970594
>New Day in 2016

Can't be fucking with it anymore honestly

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Things will never be the same again lads.

>>970629

You should flog yourself 100 times.
You need to suffer.
I’m willing to conduct your torture personally.
Give me your name, address, and a way to identify yourself, and then I will come over along with some legal documents regarding consent, and will torture you.
I will warp your head in a towel, and then pour water over your face.
I’ll chain you to a wall, and make you stand for days on end.
I will starve you, and leave you dehydrated.
I will shove needles under your finger nails. I will break your toes, and then amputate them. I will hammer nails into the bones of your fingers, and I will cut off your fingers centimeters at a time.
I will burn your hands off with a propane torch, and then I’ll make you eat the ashes.
I will make an incision, then slowly peel the skin off of your arm, strip by strip. I will spray your exposed tissue with pepper spray, then will rip it off with dull pliers, then I’ll sew your skin back on.
I’ll make you watch as I saw your arms off, inch by inch, after I repeatedly hit them with a thin metal rod, causing severe contusions and multiple fractured and cracked bones.
I’ll plug your ears, blindfold you, and plug your nose, then leave you there for hours as a machine repeatedly stabs your feet with a very dull stick.
I’ll rip your hair out, along with whatever part of your scalp comes with it, and I will etch “idiot” into your skull.

>>970408
The reality era died Monday when Bryan retired.

>>970640

18+

>>970637

They have both barely wrestled in the last 2 years it's hardly gonna change much currently.

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How hard do mark out?

>>970641

We Balor era now?

>>970646
Pls no

>>970645
>dat grammar

India plz go

>>970646
It's boring enough to be

>>970645

Cesaro is better

>>970646
Give it a few months to see what era we're in now.

>>970641
the reality era was never real, a CM Punk mark made it up to pretend the show isn't for kids

>>970646
god please no.

>>970650
:(

>>970655

I thought Triple H said it on Raw.

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>>970652
No way buddy, i love Cesaro but not a chance.

I was reading stuff from jtg last night, seems like a cool guy. I remembered that cryme tyme DX segment.

>let me handle this, I speak jive

Say what you want about trips, but he's always been hilarious mostly, that look on his face when Shawn is talking. Kek

>Fo shizzle
https://youtu.be/Xtek5ygvKJI

>>970650
BENOIT WAHS SIKH IN HED MURDERSER
CROSSFACE BAN
MY CENA NEVR TAPED 2 DAT FUK

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>>970661

>>970663

are you autistic?

>>970652
kek. You should be rehabbing your neck, TJ.

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ayy

>>970667
Did that guy need 3 seats?

>>970667
Is that Sasha on the left

>>970667
Carmella's tummy makes me rock solid.

>>970673
Carmella has a peak tummy but her face is fucked
Why must so many of the Divas have such peak bodies that cater perfectly to some niche but with awful faces

>>970667
That guy must stink like shit

>>970674
Why would a 10/10 wrestle when they could be a legit model or something and make more money and not have to take bumps

>>970659

Cesaro can do everything Benoit did and more.

>>970674
If they had faces to match the bodies they wouldn't be wrestlers. No one who is a 10/10 wants to wrestle seriously.

>Cameron vs Rato
>crowd shitting on Cameron constantly
>'You're almost as bad as Eva Marie'
Kek. NXT divas are such heat magnets

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What the hell is going on with Titus? Anyone got a not shit quality WebM or video?

>>970683
>count it ref!

>>970687
COUNT IT!

>>970684
Titus said something along the lines of "I'm coming for you, nigga" and grabbed vince as hard as he could, but this video is long gone now and his little comment is censored

>Corey describing Elias' attire as the Johnny Depp starter kit
Based

>>970696

Corey is what Vince thinks Byron is.

>this shit-tier manlet called and his Johnny Wrestling moniker

Cringeworthy smark pandering tho

>>970703
Here is your (You) I guess

>there are people that actually think Titus is going to get a monster push out of this whole situation

>>970702
If you remember those instruction sheets that were leaked, Corey Graves is so much better at sticking to all of those rules than any of the RAW team. Cole is Bryon-tier if you were to judge a commentator just by those too.

>>970707
What?

>>970667
Carmella practically just stood there while Bayley wrestled around her.

did anyone watch the NJPW ppv last night/earlier?

where can I watch it now?

>>970709
He's gonna fued with lesnar

>>970714
It will probably get uploaded to kat if you wait a bit

>Titus vs undertaker in a last ride match

Pls

>show ends on Divas and Asuka with her cringeworthy "acting"

Yeah NXT is done.

>>970712
Yeah, she really really isn't read. Bliss had a stinker as well, but that was mainly on Cameron, she has no fucking clue how to pace a match.

Are Asuka and Bayley the only two women who can wrestle left in NXT?

>>970722
>Are Asuka and Bayley the only two women who can wrestle left in NXT?
Emma.

>>970721

>he still watches NXT weekly

>>970724
>watches

Very loose term.
Took me about 10 minutes to get through it.

>>970724
Why not? It's still good most weeks. I have it on in the background. This week was one of the worst ever for matches though, the main event was the only one that was even watchable. The way they do their tapings means you always get one episode or two in a block like this with all the actual decent wrestlers not appearing.

>>970721
>that Eva no sell

>>970723
Emma is better than either of them.
>not an ugly gook like Asuka who relies too heavily on stiffing bitches in a safe fed
>not an ugly chimpface like Bayley and a much better wrestler than her too

Face Emma in her retard gimmick would be way better on top right now, not only because she actually has the versatility to turn Big Boss at any moment.

>>970726

it's boring as fuck

>meme tag teams
>divas shit
>future jobbers

its only worth watching if Balor is wrestling (and WWE knows this hence why they want him to remain in NXT for a while)

>>970723
Oh yeah, says a lot that I forgot she was even still here. Her and Bliss just became the exact same character "evil weird glove fetish dubstep woman". Emma is decent enough but the only time she really was entertaining in the ring was with her original clumsy face gimmick.

>>970710
>instruction sheets

Got a link?

>>970729
>its only worth watching if Balor is wrestling

He has been really lackluster held up to his previous work.
I didn't expect like, Neville/Zayn/Cesaro-tier out of him, but I expected a little more than manlet Orton.

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>putting Elias "my gimmick is a guitar" Samson on a card without Enzo and Big Cass
Who the hell booked this shit

>>970729
Back when the women's division was stacked they were some of the best parts of any show, right now that is probably the tag division. The roster is super thin now though, they really need to bring some more guys on TV and not just failures like Corbin Mk II, the busker guy.

>>970733

I know, he hasnt wrestled his best yet, I still find his matches enjoyable though.

Matches vs. Joe and Crews were pretty good imo.

>>970731
Just google it. It was list of rules announcers have to follow, a lot of them make sense and others are insane and neurotic, like different words and phrases banned.

>>970735
They really just need to face facts and release Samson.
They've been trying this gimmick for over a year and no one gives a shit still.

>>970735
>that fourth match

Holy fucking shit

Is this a house show or the leaked next Takeover?

>>970736
Tag Division is breddi gud. Needs more Dawson/Wilder and AA focus.
Enzo/Cass are in a weird place right now

>>970737
His first match with Crews was great but that one last week was 2slow paced.

>>970741
Takeover Dallas card

>>970741
It's the next Takeover.

>>970735
>>970741
That's gonna be the Zayn vs Cesaro of Dallas.
Non-title match that steals the show hands-down.

>>970742
The problem the tag division has it a complete lack of heel tag teams, they tried the same trick twice by giving the titles to literally whos, and it failed to get them over both times. I guess they are going to try and turn the Vaudevillains heel again and that is what their promos are about? I'm not sure how they are going to manage that.

Also what was with the venue this week, are they finally moving NXT's home arena out of that tiny room in Full Sail?

So Nakamura will go over Zayn right?

Is Zayn coming up to Raw after WM?

>>970743
>>970744
>>970745
Literally fucking salivating. Zayn selling all those fucking knee shots is going to be godly.

>>970748
>Is Zayn coming up to Raw after WM?
I am guessing yes. It would only make sense

>>970735
All three titles should change hands desu senpai. Call up Balor and Bayley after WM. Fuck, Joe should be on the main roster too unless they are just keeping him down there to help out couch.

>>970751

They wont call up Balor cause he is the only draw in NXT.

>>970751
I agree. Bayley and Balor have no competition at all anymore once Dallas is done. There's nothing left for them to do on NXT.

Can't wait for Balor's Irish dancing gimmick and Baygene.

>>970758
Then call up Joe, he can't have that many years left in him.

>>970760
The comedy jobber section is just another thing we have to go through. Expect them to be pushed hard for the first month or so, then forgotten, then humiliated by something a sitcom writer suggested in a meeting that made Vince laugh, THEN some strong fan reactions leading to a solid midcard run and a "jobber to the stars" position secured for life.

It's just a process they have to go through.

Bayley grunts and yells so fucking loudly when she wrestles. It's almost comical at times.
>YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>970765
I find it hot desu

>>970765
I can't remember anything about the match, or almost any other match she's ever had, other than her ass.

>>970658
He did. Person you replied to is a moron.

>>970748
Very likely. Don't want to bring in a huge Nip star and have him lose to your resident underdog, who in-turn recently lost in a chance to get into the Title Picture.
Zayn's attempt at NXT Title Number 2 ends bitterly as he's forced to confront the necessary failures to maintain his fight-from-beneath character.

>tfw Zayn vs. Owens still isn't being built for Wrestlemania

>>970780
>wanting Zayn vs Owens to be built over the span of two months that will be obnoxiously centric to Roman and Haitch

Patience, breh. It'd be nice to see, but the rivalry so dripping in potential that I'd rather they not blow their load on a short build.

I kinda like the new-ish Ryback. If he could add another slick move or two (like Enzuigiri or wheel kick), he could be a good WHC.

I think they would shove Ryback-Strowman feud to the masses. Still, not that it's bad or something

>>970780
Fuck, it would've been perfect. If Zayn had recovered a few weeks faster maybe it still would've happened.

When he calls up, should he go straight for Owens? IC title run or a US one?

>>970784
He hasn't really been that bad lately.
I can at least respect that he's throwing some new moves into his offense and doing them quite well. He's putting in work and is over his string of botchiness.

SLAP A DONKEY AND CALL ME BERTHA

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>>970790
>mfw he adds the GTS into his moveset next
He already took the running knee. May as well go for broke.

>>970784
>he could be a good WHC
let's not go overboard here

>Ryback so bitter that Punk is right about him being an unsafe worker
>practically confirms it by trying to insult Punk on Twitter

The guy is an absolute moron. WWE should seriously fire him.

>>970795
pls no disrespect to itami

>>970801

hello philo

>>970801
Stop it, Phil. You're embarassing yourself.

>>970801
I'm the biggest Punk mark you'll find but you are full of bullshit. Ryback is just playing his character/messing with the fans. There is absolutely nothing wrong with this kind of banter, its how wrestlers SHOULD use social media. Makes people that like him like him more, and people that hate him hate him more.

>>970801
He seems amused by Punk's bitching, not bitter. Punk is the bitter one.

>>970795
His running knee is surprisingly really good
Legit better thank Punks

>>970798
The standard they're setting is Roman. I don't see him kneeing people in the face.

>>970808
This. Owens does it constantly and it works.

>>970810
I'd rather have Roman than Ryback, I just can't take Ryback seriously in anyway

WWE uploaded D-Brys final match in london in full and hd 60fps

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzMDOSlsmpI

Ryback botched press to Punk killed his UFC stillborn career. It's hilarious to a point.

Based Goldback.

>>970795
>GTS

meh. If anything, I'd rather have him...uh, "adopts" Doi555. Edge's facebuster (not Edgecution. The other one)looks good too. At least it's more believeable than that abigail-something

>>970811
The difference is Owens is a heel.
Ryback is suppose to be a face.

>Heel Ambrose will be cheered harder than Face Romankm

>>970813
>tfw this match was ruined by two fans jumping in the ring

>>970813
Man, I do miss Cena. He made the US Championship seem like the biggest belt in the company with it

>>970814
Ryback btfoing Punk for life.

>>970813
>no one in this match is is active
>half the people in this match will never wrestle again

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>them pits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0_CDMvHKf4

>>970813
Oh shit, I remembered that Kidd almost died.

>>970812
Would your mind be changed if they started referring to him as "The" Ryback?

>>970813
>last match was as a Champion teaming with a friend who is also a Champion, against a friend and a friend who are also Champions

Good.

>>970801
If he's too much of a pussy to work stiff, he has no business in UFC

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>>970824
>ywn lick becky's pits after a 30 minute match

>>970801
>Steals Punk's running knees
>Shit talks a guy going into back surgery

Even if it's kayfabe, it's not nice to mock someone going into a serious operation.

Is it bray vs Brock or Ambrose vs Brock at wm?

>>970812
>Roman
>over Ryback

At least Ryback have more than 3 movesets

>>970835
That's pretty impressive, most guys just stick to one moveset, not sure how Ryback manages three.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yzMDOSlsmpI
>everyone in this match is fucking injured
>1 is retired and a second one could retire soon too
What the fuck is happening in the WWE? They were all better champions than the current ones too

>>970816
Being a face doesn't mean you have to be a goody two-shoes John Cena. Wrestlers should be larger than life. Fuck, Punk got mega over as a face by being "the guy that says the shit you wish you could say".

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When are Scooby and Shaggy coming back to the WWE?

>>970840
WWE takes pretty shitty care of its employees if you haven't noticed.

>>970840
This is all because of WWE's grueling schedule.
Every single one of these guys got injured because of it.

>>970831
Bray vs Brock.
Ambrose will battle Jericho in a Historic encounter just before the Divas match and just after the pre-show.

>>970845
Not even remotely true
>kidd got injured in a freak accident
>bryan wrestled like a madman and killed his own career
Not sure about Cesaro and Cena though

>>970831
Bray. Ambrose has a title to defend ( lol) and they would never give the ic title to Brock nor have Ambrose beat him.

>>970830

It's not nice to shit talk an entire company management, part of the backstage coworkers and people who had nothing to do with him but were more succesful so it made him bitter like Lesnar or Rocky.

They were in the talks to an agreement to settle the legal battle and he still saw fit to shittalk WWE even if he was right. It was just a scream for attention and sympathy that made him look like a bitter asshole.

He wanted batz, he got bantz.

>Vince trying to claim ratings aren't important anymore

This man is delusional if he thinks that for the wrestling business.

>>970826
No, that would make him even funnier.

Whenever he's in the ring I just think of shit like "master of the feed me more" and "feed me memes"

>>970853
WWE deserves all the shit they get.

>>970854

source?

how do you know it isnt true?

>>970850
you're missing all the other injured people out

>>970854
A huge portion of the fans watch online now, even the casual fans.

>>970854
Ratings all over TV are dying steadily. Ratings do matter but not as much as they did. Network subs matter more each passing month. House shows and gate sales are about the same in importance.

Ratings still matter a lot, but current ratings still landed WWE a fuckton of ad partnerships.

WWE is now buddies with TapouT since UFC cucked themselves with Reebok

So now that The Dudley Boyz are 'heel', Bubba powerbombing womyn through tables and staring in to the distance for 5 minutes when?

>>970854
Ratings are a dead measure.

People are cutting cable like wild fire and everyone watches on a computer device now.

>>970503
IC title has pretty much turned into the smark darling title

>Ziggler
>Miz
>Bryan
>Barrett
>Owens
>Ambrose

>>970870
Smarks don't like ziggler

>>970867
Never ever. That would be sexist.

>>970858

Yes. I did say Punk was right. But he didn't only attack WWE but also Ryback who even he admitted was just a sloppy worker back then and accidents happen. If you believe Punk's story, Ryback apologized like crazy and Punk still bullied him into calling himself dumb as fuck.

Not cool.

>>970862
We were only talking about the 4 in the video. The schedule doesn't help but that isn't the only reason people get injured.
>rollins
>bnb
>sheamus
>hideo
Did I name enough for you now?

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>>970870
>Barrett
>smark darling

>>970853
>part of the backstage coworkers and people who had nothing to do with him but were more succesful so it made him bitter like Lesnar or Rocky.

The only ones he "shit talked" were HHH, Vince and that doctor, who he didn't name.

It was hardly a scream for attention, the guy was silent on it and then did one tell all podcast with his best friend in wrestling.

>>970874
That doesn't mean Ryback still doesn't need to improve. Despite Punk's bullying, the guy does need to improve. He's basically an awkward 16 year old high schooler in a giant steroided man. His mic skills are probably the worst in the WWE.

He needs a manager

>>970875
>nikki
>finn balor
>tye dilligner

>>970872
You're memeing wrong famalam
>>970874
>tfw want to like punk
He's such a faggot to everyone he doesn't like that he just makes himself look like a cunt

>>970801
I agree. Roidback is a classless piece of shit. I really hope you Roidbotch marks are liking him ironically.

>>970883
>nxt schedule is gruelling and thats why balor and dillinger are injured
You're a nigger

>>970883
Nikki got injured by her retarded finisher. I'd love to know who thought slamming a person's weight onto the back of your neck was a good idea.

>>970887
That's racist family

>>970870
>Miz
>smark darling

Smarks revile the Miz

>>970888
Because it made reference to her boobs her only redeeming feature.
>inb4faketits
It's still hot to me, dammit!

>>970874
You can tell Punk legitimately feels Ryback hurt him on purpose at least once, and that is something he really resents.

The problem with WWE development roidbabbies like Ryback is they never "paid their dues", they fuck up on the basic safety shit that everyone who did the circuit has drilled into them. They can still become based worldclass workers, but you feel its always harder for them to gain respect from old school/indy guys

>>970890
I like the Miz

>>970893
Yes but you're a mark m8

>>970888
>her finisher hurts her neck
?
All the weight goes on her knees m8 and they fall off almost instantly when she drops

>>970894
No, I'm what we in the business call and Anti-smark - I btfo IWC smarks, it's in my nature ;)

>>970891
If she wanted to do that she should have used a titty based finisher.
>tfwno siliconshooter

>>970897
She lands on her knees, but she lands with her opponent on her neck with a straight back, which compresses her neck and spine.

>>970897
m8, she drops the opponent on her neck/shoulders

>>970899
So Miz is an anti-smark darling?
>mfw I legit give Miz credit for the heat the AJ/Jericho angle has because his Heel work lately has been amazing

>>970897
There's going to be times when it doesn't go that smoothly. She herself thinks it was the rack attack and has all but confirmed she's never using it again.

>>970904
nah Roman is an anti-smark darling, Miz is a pseudo-smark darling

>>970907
Who do the pseudo anti-smarks like?

>>970870
IC title was always smark darling title

>>970907
I think i understand what an anti smark is, but i've never really known what a psuedo smark is

>It's a Bayley gets pushed into the turnbuckle and the camera focuses on her butt as it slides between the top and second rope.
Brehs...

>>970913
It's the moneymaker for NXT

>>970911
As far as I'm aware a pseudo-smark isn't as notoriously pro vince and anti-vanilla midget as an anti-smark but they dislike the standard smark favourites and are usually fans of Seth Rollins.

They like to push the deanetty meme but still aren't 100% on-board with Roman. Seth fags unite.

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I hope the Dudleys get 1 last title run, considering how shit the Tag divison is right now (it's practically non-existant).

They are gods of getting old school heat and can really teach these PG teams how to work the crowd as heels

>>970917
I guess I'd be a psuedo smark then. I love Seth

>anti-smark
>pseudo-smark
>smark
>mark
>anti-mark
Fucking hell I hope these words get filtered like desu senpai did. Lets add 'worked' and 'work' to that too

>>970909
Seth Rollins

Don't mention RECORD LOW to a psuedo-smark unless you want memes and/or a 1000 character essay on why Seth is best for business ft. deanetty

>>970918
But they still got cheers while turning on the wild samoans though

>>970923
Let's filter niggers while we're at it to
One love brother
-HH

>>970923
>actually getting worked by an /asp/ie

>>970927
They got cheers in a smark populated city.

>>970929
>to
Hogan can type in proper English, you fucking imposter.

>>970931
>Seattle
>smark

Smarks cheered Roman then

>>970933
Seattle is anti-smark city

>>970931
But Reigns was cheered too, so what meme bullshit will you use now?
>hurrr they were cheering ironically

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>>970923
Filter this

>>970924
I think its viable to be a seth fan. He's very athletic and talented in ring, has a good background, isn't a manlet, worked more matches than anyone else, and is more than passable on the mic.

I dont get the dean hype though. He's the only person I would describe as a "meme" wrestler.

>muh lunatic
>muh unpredictable
>facial expressions
>whackyline
>whackyline
>another whackyline

>>970924
Rollins is just a smark darling though. They ignore how he's a no-draw because he was big in the outlaws.

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>>970923

Where do smarkbusters fall under?

>>970917

A pseudo smark is someone who tries to be a smark but without actually understanding why real smarks like certain wrestlers.

>>970938
I bet you still ate those cheetos you fat fuck

>>970502
>if they had a better design i'd take them more seriously.
If you didn't obsess over how pretty the belts are maybe I'd take you more seriously

>>970942
cunts

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>People think people actually cheer Roman

WWE edits all audio

>>970940
>I think its viable to be a seth fan.

It's "viable" to be a fan of anyone you autist. There are literally Titus O'Neil fans on this planet.

>>970942
OG Anti-smarks

>>970942

anti-smarks

>>970942
You two faggots fall under shilling cunts that are so ugly you're embarrassed to show your acne ridden faces.

who is a neo-smark here like me?

Why does the word "wrestling fan" not exist anymore?

Or are these categories just the result of internet autism?

>>970953

You are just memeing but neo-smarks are probably an actual thing. They are just modern day smarks but slightly different from a classic smark.

>>970948
>complains about the use of "viable"
>calls me an autist
Calm down

>>970955
how do they differ?

WWE had the highest revenue in it's history this year.

Smarks BTFO
Ratings irrelevant
Reigns confirmed saviour of wrestling

>>970956
>Calm down

You're right. I was literally seething in rage as I pressed these buttons on this keyboard desu

>>970958
Literally 100% because of the network

>>970960
You clearly still are

>>970958
Network is working. Ratings are a dead metric

>>970963
About to kill my wife and child

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzMDOSlsmpI

>During today's WWE Fourth Quarter 2015 earnings call with investors, Vince McMahon was asked about the current string of injuries in WWE and how they will still have a good WrestleMania 32. Vince responded:

>"By being creative. We'll have an awesome WrestleMania. It'll be very attractive to our audience, just as attractive as last year."

Is he right?

>>970965
Chris don't do that

>>970965
>About to kill my wife and child

The dogs are in the enclosed pool area.

>>970969

Considering last years wasnt attractive at all yes he is.

>>970971
Is the garage side door open

>>970969

You really expect Vince to say "Just fuck my shit up"?

>>970969
>trips v reigns is your headliner
>very attractive

I wonder what type of match it will be? I'm predicting a hardcore match of some kind so Haitch can get some more heat by slapping the Roman Empire with a sledgehammer and have LoN come out and save him.

Then the triumphant Reigns will overcome the odds and get the pin to become champion once more....

What's taker going to do this year? They've basically given up having him wrestle Braun "can't even bump for fucking Brock" Stroman.

>>970969
>by being creative
kek
Literally everyone that left/quit/got fired/retired says the company is a toxic place for creativity. I fucking hate Vince and I've never met the cunt.

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>>970975

>>970981
>>970981
next
>>970981
>>970981

>>970977
I have no idea. We're in mid February and he still hasn't started any feuds. He'll either not appear or team with Kane to squash the Wyatts again.

>>970888
pretty much the same situation destroyed lex Luger.

>>970892
>fag on the internet pretends he's in the business
Is there anything more cringeworthy?

>>970958
Seth and Roman confirmed for most successful champs of all time?

>>971034
What are you talking about? I just repeated shit from interviews.