Who is the Pacman Jones of the PG era?
>IN MY MOUTH
>TASTE THESE CHEEEETOOOOOHS
>RUUUUB MY DICK
What did he mean by this?
why doesnt he challenge for the divas title?
is he autisric?
Ambrose has a cute butt desu.
I'm not alone in thinking this, right?
> Ryback on how he faced a wellness policy suspension because his testosterone levels were coming up high:
“I kept getting readings of 10:1, 8:1, 9:1. And the guy finally called me. He said, ‘listen, you [have] got another elevated level.’ I said, ‘okay, listen little guy, I know that you think that the big guy is on something, but I’m not, so if I wasn’t on something, what could this be?’ He goes, ‘well, you probably have a tumor.’ I’m like, ‘what?’ He goes, ‘you probably have a tumor.’ Like what kind of doctor says that, ‘oh, you probably have a tumor?'”
>Ryback on how Chris Amann ruled that he has “naturally elevated” testosterone and that he was ultimately not suspended:
“I said, ‘you can’t suspend the big guy stupid! It’s like suspending me for balding prematurely! Like, it’s natural! You can’t suspend me, you dummy!’ But that’s how strict the testing is.”
Is it true swinger parties are extremely popular among the wrestlers on the road?
I bet John fucks Brie and Nicki regularly.
U know wat happens.
Playing around turns to wrestling turns tickiling turns to accidently groping turns to fucking.
titles dont mean shit when theyre traded back and forth quickly
> 2x wwe champ roman
> 2x us champ kalisto
even tag titles are a joke. if they had a better design i'd take them more seriously.
decent title reign lengths would add credibility, trading back and forth makes them shit.>>970398
>even tag titles are a joke.
This is particularly annoying because they had a world of potential just a little bit ago before injuries.
I mean shit, they're pretty awash in it now. New Day get consistent reactions and have great matches on PPV, Dudleyz are perma-over, Social Outcasts are actually pretty well-received characters and could become a threat by virtue of their numbers, Golden Truth seems great.
But instead, the Tag Champs don't really care about their titles. They just fuck around with mish-mashed singles wrestlers every week and get a shoddy PPV match with a duo of jiggling Samoan fucktards nobody cares about cobbled together a week in advance of every PPV.
Not if he blatantly forgets he has the IC Belt, though.
To me, that kinda says "Well, now I can go after the gold, why should I give a fuck about the silver!".
This isn't helped by how insular the WWE is. Everyone exists in a vacuum. You're either feuding with someone or they're basically dead to you. Right now, Dean's busy not doing shit with the IC, so nobody else gives a fuck about the IC.
>Everyone exists in a vacuum. You're either feuding with someone or they're basically dead to you. Right now, Dean's busy not doing shit with the IC, so nobody else gives a fuck about the IC.
This. I hate this shit. People should be scrambling to get a shot at the IC title, trying to get Dean's attention or whatever.
No. Sting is headlining and they won't have Bryan be overshadowed during his induction. Next year will likely be headlined by Undertaker so it won't be then either. 2018 at the earliest.
You know, in hindsight it was for the better that Bryan didn't get Roman's push.
Imagine Bryan winning the rumble and facing Lesnar. That would've been a GOAT match probably but Bryan would have probably died a decade earlier for taking german suplex bumps with his concussion background.
Why? Is this a threat? Only an overweight virgin would get mad about someone talking about a wrestling related YouTube channel in a wrestling thread. So as you are overweight I am much fitter than you and could outlast you in a brawl. As you are a virgin you probably don't go out much or to any social places so I doubt you know how to fight either. I do and I would hurt you. Now leave.
You should flog yourself 100 times.
You need to suffer.
I’m willing to conduct your torture personally.
Give me your name, address, and a way to identify yourself, and then I will come over along with some legal documents regarding consent, and will torture you.
I will warp your head in a towel, and then pour water over your face.
I’ll chain you to a wall, and make you stand for days on end.
I will starve you, and leave you dehydrated.
I will shove needles under your finger nails. I will break your toes, and then amputate them. I will hammer nails into the bones of your fingers, and I will cut off your fingers centimeters at a time.
I will burn your hands off with a propane torch, and then I’ll make you eat the ashes.
I will make an incision, then slowly peel the skin off of your arm, strip by strip. I will spray your exposed tissue with pepper spray, then will rip it off with dull pliers, then I’ll sew your skin back on.
I’ll make you watch as I saw your arms off, inch by inch, after I repeatedly hit them with a thin metal rod, causing severe contusions and multiple fractured and cracked bones.
I’ll plug your ears, blindfold you, and plug your nose, then leave you there for hours as a machine repeatedly stabs your feet with a very dull stick.
I’ll rip your hair out, along with whatever part of your scalp comes with it, and I will etch “idiot” into your skull.
I was reading stuff from jtg last night, seems like a cool guy. I remembered that cryme tyme DX segment.
>let me handle this, I speak jive
Say what you want about trips, but he's always been hilarious mostly, that look on his face when Shawn is talking. Kek
What the hell is going on with Titus? Anyone got a not shit quality WebM or video?
If you remember those instruction sheets that were leaked, Corey Graves is so much better at sticking to all of those rules than any of the RAW team. Cole is Bryon-tier if you were to judge a commentator just by those too.
Yeah, she really really isn't read. Bliss had a stinker as well, but that was mainly on Cameron, she has no fucking clue how to pace a match.
Are Asuka and Bayley the only two women who can wrestle left in NXT?
Why not? It's still good most weeks. I have it on in the background. This week was one of the worst ever for matches though, the main event was the only one that was even watchable. The way they do their tapings means you always get one episode or two in a block like this with all the actual decent wrestlers not appearing.
Emma is better than either of them.
>not an ugly gook like Asuka who relies too heavily on stiffing bitches in a safe fed
>not an ugly chimpface like Bayley and a much better wrestler than her too
Face Emma in her retard gimmick would be way better on top right now, not only because she actually has the versatility to turn Big Boss at any moment.
Oh yeah, says a lot that I forgot she was even still here. Her and Bliss just became the exact same character "evil weird glove fetish dubstep woman". Emma is decent enough but the only time she really was entertaining in the ring was with her original clumsy face gimmick.
>its only worth watching if Balor is wrestling
He has been really lackluster held up to his previous work.
I didn't expect like, Neville/Zayn/Cesaro-tier out of him, but I expected a little more than manlet Orton.
>putting Elias "my gimmick is a guitar" Samson on a card without Enzo and Big Cass
Who the hell booked this shit
Back when the women's division was stacked they were some of the best parts of any show, right now that is probably the tag division. The roster is super thin now though, they really need to bring some more guys on TV and not just failures like Corbin Mk II, the busker guy.
The problem the tag division has it a complete lack of heel tag teams, they tried the same trick twice by giving the titles to literally whos, and it failed to get them over both times. I guess they are going to try and turn the Vaudevillains heel again and that is what their promos are about? I'm not sure how they are going to manage that.
Also what was with the venue this week, are they finally moving NXT's home arena out of that tiny room in Full Sail?
All three titles should change hands desu senpai. Call up Balor and Bayley after WM. Fuck, Joe should be on the main roster too unless they are just keeping him down there to help out couch.
Then call up Joe, he can't have that many years left in him.
The comedy jobber section is just another thing we have to go through. Expect them to be pushed hard for the first month or so, then forgotten, then humiliated by something a sitcom writer suggested in a meeting that made Vince laugh, THEN some strong fan reactions leading to a solid midcard run and a "jobber to the stars" position secured for life.
It's just a process they have to go through.
Very likely. Don't want to bring in a huge Nip star and have him lose to your resident underdog, who in-turn recently lost in a chance to get into the Title Picture.
Zayn's attempt at NXT Title Number 2 ends bitterly as he's forced to confront the necessary failures to maintain his fight-from-beneath character.
>wanting Zayn vs Owens to be built over the span of two months that will be obnoxiously centric to Roman and Haitch
Patience, breh. It'd be nice to see, but the rivalry so dripping in potential that I'd rather they not blow their load on a short build.
I kinda like the new-ish Ryback. If he could add another slick move or two (like Enzuigiri or wheel kick), he could be a good WHC.
I think they would shove Ryback-Strowman feud to the masses. Still, not that it's bad or something
He hasn't really been that bad lately.
I can at least respect that he's throwing some new moves into his offense and doing them quite well. He's putting in work and is over his string of botchiness.
>mfw he adds the GTS into his moveset next
He already took the running knee. May as well go for broke.
I'm the biggest Punk mark you'll find but you are full of bullshit. Ryback is just playing his character/messing with the fans. There is absolutely nothing wrong with this kind of banter, its how wrestlers SHOULD use social media. Makes people that like him like him more, and people that hate him hate him more.
meh. If anything, I'd rather have him...uh, "adopts" Doi555. Edge's facebuster (not Edgecution. The other one)looks good too. At least it's more believeable than that abigail-something
>ywn lick becky's pits after a 30 minute match
>everyone in this match is fucking injured
>1 is retired and a second one could retire soon too
What the fuck is happening in the WWE? They were all better champions than the current ones too
Being a face doesn't mean you have to be a goody two-shoes John Cena. Wrestlers should be larger than life. Fuck, Punk got mega over as a face by being "the guy that says the shit you wish you could say".
It's not nice to shit talk an entire company management, part of the backstage coworkers and people who had nothing to do with him but were more succesful so it made him bitter like Lesnar or Rocky.
They were in the talks to an agreement to settle the legal battle and he still saw fit to shittalk WWE even if he was right. It was just a scream for attention and sympathy that made him look like a bitter asshole.
He wanted batz, he got bantz.
Ratings all over TV are dying steadily. Ratings do matter but not as much as they did. Network subs matter more each passing month. House shows and gate sales are about the same in importance.
Ratings still matter a lot, but current ratings still landed WWE a fuckton of ad partnerships.
WWE is now buddies with TapouT since UFC cucked themselves with Reebok
Yes. I did say Punk was right. But he didn't only attack WWE but also Ryback who even he admitted was just a sloppy worker back then and accidents happen. If you believe Punk's story, Ryback apologized like crazy and Punk still bullied him into calling himself dumb as fuck.
>part of the backstage coworkers and people who had nothing to do with him but were more succesful so it made him bitter like Lesnar or Rocky.
The only ones he "shit talked" were HHH, Vince and that doctor, who he didn't name.
It was hardly a scream for attention, the guy was silent on it and then did one tell all podcast with his best friend in wrestling.
That doesn't mean Ryback still doesn't need to improve. Despite Punk's bullying, the guy does need to improve. He's basically an awkward 16 year old high schooler in a giant steroided man. His mic skills are probably the worst in the WWE.
He needs a manager
You can tell Punk legitimately feels Ryback hurt him on purpose at least once, and that is something he really resents.
The problem with WWE development roidbabbies like Ryback is they never "paid their dues", they fuck up on the basic safety shit that everyone who did the circuit has drilled into them. They can still become based worldclass workers, but you feel its always harder for them to gain respect from old school/indy guys
As far as I'm aware a pseudo-smark isn't as notoriously pro vince and anti-vanilla midget as an anti-smark but they dislike the standard smark favourites and are usually fans of Seth Rollins.
They like to push the deanetty meme but still aren't 100% on-board with Roman. Seth fags unite.
I hope the Dudleys get 1 last title run, considering how shit the Tag divison is right now (it's practically non-existant).
They are gods of getting old school heat and can really teach these PG teams how to work the crowd as heels
I think its viable to be a seth fan. He's very athletic and talented in ring, has a good background, isn't a manlet, worked more matches than anyone else, and is more than passable on the mic.
I dont get the dean hype though. He's the only person I would describe as a "meme" wrestler.
>People think people actually cheer Roman
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>During today's WWE Fourth Quarter 2015 earnings call with investors, Vince McMahon was asked about the current string of injuries in WWE and how they will still have a good WrestleMania 32. Vince responded:
>"By being creative. We'll have an awesome WrestleMania. It'll be very attractive to our audience, just as attractive as last year."
Is he right?
>trips v reigns is your headliner
I wonder what type of match it will be? I'm predicting a hardcore match of some kind so Haitch can get some more heat by slapping the Roman Empire with a sledgehammer and have LoN come out and save him.
Then the triumphant Reigns will overcome the odds and get the pin to become champion once more....
What's taker going to do this year? They've basically given up having him wrestle Braun "can't even bump for fucking Brock" Stroman.