/wwe/ General #1865:Ambreigns edition

Anime

NOW GET THE GUNS

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Duh big guy is hungry

look at that is the jobber for the main event at fastlane and our next WWE WHC, Roman Reigns

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I bet it was actually HHH who fucked over Titus

>Roman travels with Jack, Ryback, Miz or Dean
>Dwayne gave him a truck on his birthday

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>>969327
Reminded me of this

Why do so many people like him /wwe/?

>>969342

Because everyone likes him and he wasn't getting pushed because le funnay foreign man shit HHH loves

>>969342
He's nice guy outside the ring

>>969342
He isn't autistic like we are.

WWE fucking sucks now

It's pussified SJW shit now

>>969347
You didn't realize that when it went PG?

>>969347

ebin

>>969349
I did, that's when I stopped tuning in, after Eddie when they started too much drug testing and then after Benoit it went full SJW

>>969347
based Haitch

Reminder that Cesaro's theme is actually alright without the WEE WOO WEE WOO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MoS-0zcC5jE

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>>969347
this wouldn't have happened if that were the case

>>969347
Fuck off, Dixie.

>>969350
>>969359

You sound butthurt

I bet you're like 16 and don't even know what WWE used to be

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Anyone else not a Bryan fan yet feel bad for the guy?

>>969360
It's a MEME.

>>969365
Yep you're 16

You now remember Kane's trip to Hawaii

>>969327
>As noted, Titus O'Neil was suspended for 90 days due to unprofessional conduct this week. The suspension happened because Titus grabbed Vince McMahon at the end of the Daniel Bryan retirement celebration on the WWE Network after Monday's RAW went off the air.

>Bryan Alvarez noted on Wrestling Observer Live today that Vince suspended Titus to send a message to the locker room, that they need to stop "messing around" and be professionals. Word is that there have been several talents who have "been riding the line" in terms of following the company rules lately.

>Vince wants WWE to be a professional organization and it was explained to Alvarez by a source that while Titus was just messing around with Vince, it was "one messing around too many" and Titus was used to make an example, and was the fall-guy.

>WWE officials do like Titus and with John Cena out, he is their number one guy for work in the community. They broke The Prime Time Players up so Titus could be pushed as a singles star. While it wasn't acknowledged on TV, Titus went undefeated for almost three months until the loss to Adam Rose on Monday. No word yet on how the suspension will hurt any future push.

>watching smackdown
>dudleys run a promo and shit on bryan
>they announce no more table spots

Bubba is such a damn good heel.

>>969371
He's an asshole in real life

Guys I've fixed the wm main event

It would be ramen aligning himself with Vince, and Vince thinking Triple H is getting too big for his britches. Vince sees Triple H and his hot new brand of NXT taking away some of the sizzle and attention from Raw and SmackDown. So even though Triple H is in line to take over the company someday, it’s not today. Vince sets up a thing for Reigns to very subtly win the Triple Threat match which he is going to get booed out of the building with Lesnar and Ambrose in the same match. It doesn’t take a sage to figure that one out. Then you get to WrestleMania without knowing any of this stuff has been going on since they don’t tape it, it’s like a secret. Surprise. It’s not predicable. Then at WrestleMania, you have Triple H vs. Reigns, Reigns has the Rock in his corner to neutralize Vince and all his henchmen without realizing the biggest henchmen is his cousin Reigns. With Vince backing up Triple H and having him feel confident he is leaving WrestleMania as the champion. During the match, you have Reigns and Vince screw Hunter, Reigns goes over, Rock comes in and says what the hell, Superman punch, spear, down goes the Rock, Reigns is the champion and he kicks the Great One’s ass. Reigns leaves, Vince is left preening over his creation when the Rock makes a little bit of a comeback, and end the show with Vince getting a Rock Bottom and a People’s Elbow. Roman Reigns is Vince’s boy and Roman Reigns is going to be basking off the glow, flying on the corporate plane, being Vince’s right hand man and being the guy that put Triple H in his place.

>>969369
>They broke The Prime Time Players up so Titus could be pushed as a singles star.

Literally hadn't noticed

>>969362
Not really. He has a beautiful wife he's about to start a family with, a nice house, cool dog, able to do a lot of the charity work that's important to him and can have any job he wanted at WWE other than as an in ring talent.

He already spent 16 years doing what he loved to do. He can spend the rest of his life happily doing stuff he merely enjoys doing.

>>969376
No shit, he's from Queens. Never met a decent person from there.

>>969356
WWE literally has no control on the Rock now

>>969382
Sounds like a comfy life desu. Though there is the seizures and possible unforeseen health issues down the line from the brain damage.

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>>969369
>>WWE officials do like Titus and with John Cena out, he is their number one guy for work in the community. They broke The Prime Time Players up so Titus could be pushed as a singles star. While it wasn't acknowledged on TV, Titus went undefeated for almost three months until the loss to Adam Rose on Monday. No word yet on how the suspension will hurt any future push.
They literally didn't book him for anything meaningful and then had him lose to the social jobbers.

Shame they used him as a fall guy

>>969388
Hello better looking rato

>>969376
I've heard this a lot, but I hear he's lightened up a lot as well.

>>969388

She's way hotter and cuter than bliss

>>969362
Same. I did not hate Bryan. I wanted Batista to win at WM30, but I was not mad that Bryan won. Bryan was alright, but I think he was over rated. I still feel really bad for the guy. Some people's carears go into their 40s and 50s, and he has to retire that soon. I seriously do wish him luck in everything he does in the future.

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>>969388

>>969342
HE'S A MEME, MAGGLE

>>969388
Fucking hotter than blizz

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>>969369

>While it wasn't acknowledged on TV, Titus went undefeated for almost three months until the loss to Adam Rose on Monday.

So they had him go undefeated for three months, didn't play it up even a little bit, and then had him lose to Adam Fucking Rose. This is what constitutes a push in the WWE?

Fucking retards.

>>969398

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ttOlrTdhNY

Let's talk about how WWE sucks now

>>969395

hello bliss

>>969369
>Word is that there have been several talents who have "been riding the line" in terms of following the company rules lately.
So which talent could they be referring too?

Only one's that I feel mess around backstage
>Paige, Big E, Xavier, Owens, Usos
Maybe Harper? I can't remember what happened with that picture Jericho posted with them wearing Harper shirts

QUIET ON THE SET

CAN WE PLEASE HAVE QUIET ON THE SET

>>969414
I CAME TO PLAY

>>969410
>swerved made everyone think they could fuck around all the time

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>tfw the only thing that motivates you to watch divas matches is if naomi or becky get screentime

I'M JUST ONE MAN

>>969418
That's that fake reality prank show right

AAAH
AAAH
SHAAAWN

>>969419
>not liking Sasha too

>>969414
>>969416
*crowd dies*

>>969424
I THINK I'M CUTE

I KNOW I'M SEXY

WOO WOO WOO

YOU KNOW IT

CAH CAW

>that spot at the end of meme underground

best show

>>969435

beato please go

SIERRA

DIDDLY DOOT DIDDLY DOOT

DIDDLY DOOT DIDDLY DOOT

>>969427
the miz main-event wrestlemania are you mad phil?

*glass shatters*

TEST

THIS IS A TEST

>>969369

So Vince bitches in the SCSA podcast that the current generation doesn't have that spirit and commadry that AU had... then gets anal over any attempts of the locker to come together.

>>969340
>jack swagger
>the ryback
>mike
>deanetty

How can one man be this fucking based

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Based Big Dave

>>969449
BASED

Big Dave right now is pretty much what cuck man wanted to be except he failed at it because he is a fucking failure in life

>>969449
WWE is so full of shit right now. And so are a lot of its fans. It's not even really the PG thing. It's just such a cluster fuck, and Based Dave knows it. People cheer for pregnant wrestlers and midgets but boo GOAT Batista and GOAT Triple H and GOAT Champ and Roman.

>>969449
This is horrible advice. Leave the job he loves to do and probably pays very well?

>>969449
That's not doing him any favors, what will titus do if he gets an early release and goes away on bad terms?

Holy fuck Smackdown is using AJ's Evil Ways theme for a Wyatt vs AJ promo.

>>969454
That would be terrible PR for WWE. I highly doubt they will fire him.

>>969456

wat

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>>969449
If Titus O'Neil was white or Samoan he'd be wwe champ. Not a jobber.

TIC
TOC
YOU HEAR THE CLOCK TICKING.

>>969459
Evil Ways was used in a Wyatt promo.

GET READY TO FLY

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>>969461
Slater Gator was the best tag team ever in the PG era

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>>969452
>GOAT Triple H and GOAT Champ and Roman
Wew

>>969453
Batista despises WWE's direction so it's no surprise

>>969456
They used it for Punk vs Taker leading up to WM29 too

>>969453
why work for a company that doesn't respect you. although the money is great

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>>969441
Miz is shit-tier m8
being a Punk mark has nothing to do with it

also Cena/Miz is the worst WM mainevent of all time

>>969469
That's 80% of private companies who are like this.

You just suck it up and bite the bullet

>>969460
black people always making everything about race. Who was A-train, hidenreinch, and so many other big white wrestlers

>>969470
Miz is good on the ring, good on the mic, main evented WrestleMania and fucks Maryse.

>>969472
He could probably go to LU. They made zeke pretty based in that show

>>969473
But it's true. Name the last wwe champ thay wasn't white or Samoan

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>>969467
>They used it for Punk vs Taker leading up to WM29 too
No they didn't you retarded tripfag..

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>>969470
Sure punk keep being a jealous fuck, while The miz keeps doing a job he loves. Unlike your selfish ass who left because you didn't get everything in life

>>969477
alberto del rio

List of good heels in WWE

Owens
Miz
Corbin
Samoa Joe

5 good heels out of a giant roster

>>969477
seth is armenian with a spanish stepdad

(don't tell vince)

>>969482
Ok black wwe champ

>>969342
>Cesaro sells so little merchandise that he literally begs other wrestlers to buy his shirts

>>969470

Nah it aint.

There were worse ones in WM 1-12

>>969478
>No they didn't you retarded tripfag
Don't call other people retarded when you're a newshit trying to fit in

https://youtu.be/yzAuMAkntXg

>>969486
The Rock
Asian: batista

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>>969467
>They used it for Punk vs Taker

Are you retarded?

>>969486

Didn't Mark Henry win the title?

>>969388
Anymore of this semen deamon?

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>>969467
>implying Triple and Cena aren't GOATs and Roman isn't great

>>969460
> jobber

This week's RAW was his first loss in months.

If he were shorter, he'd be fucking nobody, because he's utterly awful in the ring and nothing special in the mic or charisma areas.

>>969492
Are you?

https://youtu.be/yzAuMAkntXg

>>969489

WM IX is certainly the worst main event and most likely the worst Mania.

As bad as this one is shaping up to be, it can't possibly be worse than IX was.

>>969493
That was the WHC, which was always inferior. The Rock is the only black man to win THE title.

>>969479

Miz is so bad he's been relegated to comedy segment tier. He's basically the modern brother love and has the same skill level in ring.

>>969484
> 5

> Miz

>>969485
Vince is tapping into the Kardashian audience

>>969493

The rock, Samoan
Batista is white with a fake tan

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>>969475
>Miz is good on the ring
terrible in the ring
>good on the mic
confident talker but still a boring promo

you people take his ironic A-lister gimmick way too seriously

>>969501
And he still does his job.

While you keep dick riding cm punk for leaving kek

>>969496
He's feuding with the outcasts

That's like jobber death penalty.

>>969505
The rock is half black also retard.

Batista is also half filipino

>>969490
Not that anon but that sounds edited as fuck to be honest. Wasn't the match theme called Bones or something?

>>969502
>miz is a bad heel

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>mfw booking myself to main event Wrestlemania a seventh time, which is seven times more than CM Punk

>>969507

No one would give a shit if Miz left. He's mid card filler. Punk actually got people watching again.

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>>969497
Nice fan promo.

>>969509
It was an official TV spot you deaf dumbshit

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>WWE rubs it in your face they are celebrating black history month

>suspends black superstar for giving a hug to the CEO.

Stay Classy Vince

>>969514
Punk is a little bitch like you? sure he is.

So what if the miz leaves, at least he left on good terms, and didn't cry and bitch about not main-event wrestlemania

>not a single -HH post about Titus getting suspended
What happened to you /wwe/?

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>>969513
>mfw CM Punk returns he still won't main event and when he returns after getting beat up in the UFC he will say thank you Hunter

>>969519
Not that Titus will ever make a mark big enough to be a part of WWE history anyway.

>>969515
>>969510
https://youtu.be/vMr4IB9beGk

Here you go newshits

>>969517
Replied to the wrong person my bad

>>969517
aren't you the trippfag who got banned or deleted all his comments because he got rustled by some asspies. is your ban over bitch? KEK

>>969522
>Weekend at Haitch's.jpg

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>>969519
>WWE is rubbing it in your face they are celebrating black history month

>first person they honor is The Junkyard Dog

>Black guy in Chains

Stay classy WWE

>>969431
OH RADIO!

>>969511
Is a heel meant to bore me into not wanting to see him?

Or using his music hitting as the signal to take a piss?

>>969524
nah, not the same song

>>969524
That's more of an instrumental than the actual theme.

>>969524
Bruh get your ears checked

>>969527
Kek

It's either planned this way or someone is that blind to see what they are doing.

>>969532
Sure, you have little tripniglet go back to /woo/

>>969531
>editing a song to avoid its lyrics means it's not the same song
Are you underage or what

>>969530
It's the instrumental not the actual theme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxNJjYbi71U

>Right now the plan is for Strowman to win the Andre the Giant Battle Royal and get a major push from that point on as a monster, to build him for an eventual title program with Reigns as well as a potential PPV match with Lesnar, which right now is on the books for SummerSlam.

BASED BIG DOG CARRYING BRAUN TO A 4/5 MEME STARS MATCH

>>969539
>dirtsheets
What happened to the undertaker, huh faggot?

>>969539
Everyone who won the andre the giant memorial has gone to the shitters.

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>>969523
The only reason they suspended him and didn't "future endeavors" him is because next to JOHN CENA he does the most charity work.

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>>969520

>told WWE to go fuck themselves
>little bitch

He's the only guy who had the balls to stand up to Vince and his bullshit. The retards who criticize Punk are the same retards who then bitch about RAW each week.

Punk was GOAT and better than any of boring shitters on the current roster. Deal with it.

>>969537
Are you?
The instrumental is a different thing altogether.

>>969527
Haha

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>>969543
>WAHH WAHH MY MAIN EVENT!!

That's all i'm hearing from you cm bitch. also no i don't bitch about raw because if i don't like it. i don't watch it. Stop trying to call me a retarded smark like you.

>>969544
>instrumental means it's not the same song
Full retard

Don't reply to anymore you slackjawed mouthbreather

>>969547

>I don't watch it

Fuck off back to the steveO general then you dirty aspie

>>969549
You're the only retard here tripfag.

>>969542
I am not into zoofilia but i would fuck this rat hard

>>969551
Because you can't watch anything other than wwe, fuck you simpleminded mong. Go back to jacking off to cm punk podcast

>roman reigns
>dean ambrose
>bray wyatt
>kevin owens

how come no one has names like kane, goldust, the rock, stone cold, mankind, or triple h anymore?

>>969557
reality era

>>969543
>JTG
>despite being low in the card, stood up to Vince and Haitch to negotiate pay for the majority of the locker room after wrestlemania

>Crybaby Man Punk
>whined about Ryback and muh main event and went home

Nah, Punk didn't stand up to anyone, just cried all the way back to chicago

>>969556

>posting in the /wwe/ thread
>doesn't watch WWE

You're literally autistic

So, is the PG era gone and we are now in the reality era? If so, this era is utter garbage. I dunno which era was worse.

>>969557
Big E and Stardust seem to be the last of it.

>>969560
>JTG
I've never heard about this. What's the story?

>>969508

He's LOSING to the Social Outcasts.

I, for one, would welcome a suspension. 90 days of not perpetually traveling, dealing with the worst management known to man, and beating myself up in matches so utterly pointless they have to be soul draining to be a part of.

>>969562
you stupid dumb nigger. There's a reason why raw ratings drop every hour, because if i don't find it enjoyable i turn it off and watch the highlights on youtube or the parts i want to watch. how could you be such a dumb fuck

>>969564
the era before the Attitude one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyu66mnrDsE

Is there any chance for the future to be something like this?, the crows, the promo, the whole thing is just amazing, and it's just Raw not even a ppv.

>>969569

So you do watch RAW? Which is it dumb fuck? You seem confused.

https://twitter.com/STRIGGA/status/697318346170175488

>>969571
18+
At least The New Generation Era had characters. PG and Reality HAVE NO CHARACTERS. Everybody are just a bunch of jobbers. You have a handful of cool guys, and everyone else is just booty.

>>969557
Stone Cold's name was Steve Austin.

>As noted, The Undertaker vs. Braun Strowman is likely not happening at WrestleMania 32 now. Kevin Owens reportedly pitched hard to be The Undertaker's opponent in Dallas but the idea was turned down. No word yet on who Taker will be facing but there was talk within WWE that it will be someone unexpected.

Based Fatass

>>969559
they should at least get good nicknames.

there was shawn michaels but everyone called him HBK. there was chris jericho but everyone called him Y2J. there was steve austin but everyone called him stone cold.

no one refers to dean as the lunatic fringe or LF and no one refers to bray wyatt the eater of worlds or EOW.

i can get behind calling seth the A+ player tho.

>>969549
Of course it isn't the same thing from a licensing perspective the Instrumental licensing and the full song licensing are two different things.
You can't legally say WWE licensed AJ's theme to be used for a promo when only the instrumental was used. It's a part of the song so the correct line would be "WWE used a part of AJ's theme in a promo" not "WWE used AJ's theme in a promo". So you are only half correct in this argument.

>>969575
of course i watch raw you stupid shit. i said if i don't like the episode, i won't watch it. How could you be so autistic not to understand it? i'm not going to be a retarded fucking smark like you and complain about why cesaro isn't the champ, and that roman reigns should die.

VINCE BTFO ALL SMARKS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kH8cK7EOSgw

>Dbry apparently had seizures after the concussions
watch from 2:00
http://youtu.be/zDZAQvc2pAE

>>969583

>Romanetty mark

kill yourself kid. Now all your shit opinions make sense.

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>>969578
No his real name is Steve Anderson

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http://strawpoll.me/4346615

>>969586
>DAT quick save by wade

>>969579

They'd never go for it. But KO would carry Taker for a good match.

>>969590
he changed it to austin, didn't he?

>>969539
Yeah, because it worked so well with the last 2 winners right?

>>969589
Now you're just shit-posting you stupid fuck. I never said i liked roman, have you not been reading? i'm not going to cry and be a bitch if roman reigns wins. Is it to hard for your little mind to understand that you faggot?

>>969596
No its still Anderson

Austin is his ring name.

>>969591

>what era did you watch as a kid: the poll

>>969579
>Turning down good ideas from the talent even when creatively bankrupt

>WHY ARE RATINGS DOWN DAMMIT

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>>969566
here you go

>>969591
This is hard. Attitude Era was really good, but RA had the two brands with Brock, Batista, Cena, JBL, Triple H, HBK, Benoit, Eddie. I have to go with RA.

>>969596
No, when Steve started out, there was another wrestler named Steve Anderson when be started out so he changed his ring name to Austin but never legally changed his name.

>>969598

>complaining about crying and bitching as he cries and bitches

Dumb as fuck I bet you like Rybotch too

>>969599
>>969605
Good to know, thanks for the clarification.

>>969589
Just like if Deanetty, cesaro, bray wyatt or any other fucking wrestler wins, i'm not going to bitch and moan about someone winning a fake belt. Sure i may be happy if my favorite wrestler wins, but if he doesn't who gives a fuck. It's vince's show he can do whatever the fuck he wants with it you dumb faggot.

>>969593
I dunno what /wooo/ shit you're talking about, I just woke up from a 12 hour sleep

>>969606
>i bet you like rybotch too

Cm bitch fans are the funniest, holy shit bro. i hope ryback mainevents wretlemania just to trigger your stupid nigger ass

>>969602
Based JTG. Triple H really is a coward piece of shit.

>>969608
>It's vince's show he can do whatever the fuck he wants with it

No, he has to do what the fans want as evidenced by WM30. First rule of business is the customer is always right, dipshit. Catering to purely Vince would kill WWE. Look at all the awful shitty gimmicks he came up with in the mid 90's and only got good once he let the roster do their own thing.

>>969577
> PG and Reality HAVE NO CHARACTERS.
> and everyone else is just booty.

umm...

>>969602

>JTG pulled a gun on Trips

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>>969600
If the Reality Era has a lot of votes than we know that a lot of Underaged are on this board

>>969617
I'm pretty sure the guy who made the poll is underage considering that he thinks Rock 'n' Wrestling Era was for nearly a whole decade

>>969613
That's why roman reigns is protected while 50% of fan's don't like him? You stupid fuck of course he's going to listen to his fans if people are not going to watch his show. but retarded smarks like you are going to cry and continue to watch the show while he's shitting your mouth with roman reigns.

>>969602
Damn, you'd think HHH would be a little more friendly since he was a wrestler and everything...at least the story had a happy ending.

>>969602
That's a barn burner of a story

>>969557

Roman Reigns isn't gimmicky enough?

Bray Wyatt sounds like something a hick would be called. Kevin Owens fits fine with his "prize fighter/self absorbed asshole" gimmick.

They probably could have done better than Dean Ambrose, but it's not bad. Seth Rollins is possibly the worst name in the WWE. It sounds like some limp wristed, androgynous hipster fuck that could beat his chai mocha spice latte in a fight.

Generally, the "regular person" fighter gimmicks don't need super unique names or anything. If the character is going to be more "out there," a gimmicky name is handy. Things like Kane and Goldust are closer to titles than names anyway.

>>969577

>You have a handful of cool guys, and everyone else is just booty.

That was literally the New Generation Era. Except they arguably didn't have as many cool guys. They had Sparky fucking Plugg.

And the few good guys they DID have were trying to carry Giant Gonzales or Diesel to a watchable match.

The ending of NXT was pretty sweet

>>969579

KO would have been just fine, and someone who can lose that match and not look like a chump for it. Everyone would be happy to see Taker beat KO because KO has that classical heel heat. AND it would be a good match, because, unlike Brock, KO isn't a witless, out of practice, stiff baboon and won't nearly kill Taker two minutes into the goddamn match.

>>969626
Rollins is named after Black Flag's singer.

And his choice of the name "Seth" was oddly prescient considering how The Shield ended.

>>969617

Well there are some people who havent watched their whole life and there are exceptions too, like myself.

I have watched since 1998 but enjoyed wrestling the most in the "reality era".

>>969631
Have you considered that maybe Undertaker just has nothing left in the tank?

>>969621
>Roman
>Protected

He got cucked by Seth at WM and had a 5 minute title reign. And that was all because of a bunch of smarks in Philadelphia. Stay rekt.

>>969632
>Seth is a Jewish name
>Seth sold out

>>969637
>getting cucked by MITB and 5 minute title reigns are a new thing now

>>969629
I'm so hyped for Bayley vs Asuka desu

>>969637
Post clips of a singles match in WWE that ended with Reigns being pinned clean.

(SPOILER ALERT! You can't.)

>>969637
That's why he won the wwe champion twice already, while vince made a jobber group specifically for roman reigns? That's why he barely never loses clean?

>>969639

The plan was for him to go over and he didn't get it because of the fan reaction. That's different to a MITB storyline cash in. This was him literally getting rekt because he couldn't get over to save his life. Based smarks 2bh.

>>969637
>losing the belt in 5min

It's a "good" thing, now they can call him "2nd time / 3rd time World champion"

>>969645
>The plan was for him to go over
Wrong

>>969645
>based smarks

Hey fatso

>>969644
>That's why he barely never loses clean?

Why you got "barely" in there? Never. He has N - E - V - E - R lost clean.

>>969643
Bray Wyatt
one of the Usos

Why are people so shocked about this Titus/Vince thing?
I mean, Vince acted harshly, but what was Titus expecting to happen when he grabbed Vincent Goddamn Kennedy McMahon?

>>969640

I'm hard as a rock after that.

>>969648

>damage control
>h-he was't meant to go over

He won the rumble looking ridiculously strong taking out Kane and Show. They desperately tried to build him. The decision for Seth to cash in was last minute. Even Romans family thought he was winning.

>literal mark family BTFO because he couldn't get over

lmao Roman marks are pathetic

>>969653
> SINGLES
> CLEAN

>>969654
To light the mood up but he wasn't having any of it.

>>969648
If the backlash had not been so vicious Reigns would've non-ironically gone over Lesnar cleanly & decisively.

>>969654
because titus is a nigger employee, while vince is a rich white man, yes, it's retarded, horrible and like going back to the 60's, but you can thank the SJW retards for it

>>969658
But it's Vince Fucking McMahon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nn-x6tMm-M

Based big Dave telling Titus to just quit.

I'd quit too, what a horrible place to work. Even kindergarteners are shown more respect.

>>969664
I know, i think if it wasn't on camera vince wouldn't have gotten mad, but it was.

>>969659
>If the backlash had not been so vicious Reigns would've non-ironically gone over Lesnar cleanly & decisively.
>smarks actually believe this

>>969608

>It's vince's show he can do whatever the fuck he wants with it you dumb faggot.

This is not a winning attitude for business, and it's reflected in the ratings.

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Rate my WrestleMania card senpai.

I tried to make it pretty realistic.

>WWE World Heavyweight Championship
Roman Reigns w/ Rousey vs. Triple H (c) w/ Steph

>United States Championship
AJ Styles vs. Kevin Owens (c)

>Intercontinental Championship
Chris Jericho vs. Dean Ambrose (c)

>Divas Championship
Sasha Banks vs. Becky Lynch vs. Charlotte (c)

>WWE Tag Team Championship
>Tables, Ladders and Chairs Match
The Usos vs. Lucha Dragons vs. The Dudley Boyz vs The New Day (c)

The Rock vs. The Undertaker

Bray Wyatt vs. Brock Lesnar

>Andre the Giant Battle Royal
30 guys

Important
http://strawpoll.me/6784975

https://twitter.com/Ryback22/status/697613596251914240
wew

>>969643

Reigns has been in the roster for just 3 years and has been a singles wrestler for a little over a year. He is clearly the top guy and there isn't anyone legitimate enough to beat him clean cause that'd mean that person would be taking his position. But he has lost matches in which he was part of by himself.

>>969591
we have at least 19 underage posters here.

>>969673
That's why i turn raw off if it gets boring. No need to complain, just be silent and turn that shit off or watch some other wrestling promoters.

>>969679
Nah, just didn't have work today so I purposely overslept

>>969674
Add Brie to the Divas match senpai

>>969656
>The decision for Seth to cash in was last minute.
Already debunked by WWE 24: WM31

Seth arrived in the arena knowing he'll be champ

>>969651
>He has N - E - V - E - R lost clean.
Roman has lost clean several times on FCW.

>>969636

If that were a concern for the WWE, they wouldn't have been aiming for Taker vs Strowman until the internet practically rioted over it.

>>969671
He was literally getting the superhero push. Are you new?

>>969680
Strange, because literally every other NXT callup* has cleanly jobbed a singles match.

* aside from Brawn Strongman of course

>>969689
>drink a lot with buddies because day off the day after
Okay buddy. Tell me when you get real friends

>>969691
>FCW
>Canon

>>969688

So it was decided on the day- same thing.

>>969691
> FCW

Literally nobody cares. Non-canon.

>>969676
My PG Legend being based as always

>>969664

lmao imagine if this happened now

>>969691
THAT'S NOT ROMAN THATS LEAKE

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has da big guy been hacked?

>>969692
> implying I said it was a concern for WWE

>>969703
Phil BTFO

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huh

>>969703
holy shit one of you guys triggered a cm punk fan

BANG

>>969705

So why the fuck did you bring it up?

Someone said KO lobbied to be Taker's opponent and was shot down. I said KO would have been a perfectly acceptable opponent and insulted Brock Lesnar for no other reason than he doesn't know where I live.

Then you suggest that maybe Taker is spent. Why?

>>969710
does that mean he will be back for a Steel Cage Match with Vince at Wrestlemania?

>>969710
There were reports earlier about it being reduced to that timeframe, then it being brought back to 90 days. Will they make up their damn minds about it?

>>969714
The point is, silly, that you're blaming Lesnar for Undertaker being old and washed-up.

>>969710
Shouldn't even be that long. I guess normal people wouldn't care but higher ups does/

>>969713

It just seems like a really stupid choice to make an example out of Titus.

I get what they were trying to do but they couldn't have picked a worse guy for a worse thing

>>969718

soon as vince finalizes his wrestlemania plans

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NZXfnxQUEA

kek

>>969710
>wrestler drives a truck and beats him up
>show up for work next week

>wrestlers vandalize his plane and corporate office
>show up for work next week

>wrestler punches him in the face
>show up for work next week with the title

>wrestler grabs his arm
>60-90 day suspension

>>969712
I popped for DDP at the rumble in 2015 tbqhwyf

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>>969723
So basically last minute then

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>>969723
>wrestlemania plans

>>969726
He's an old man now

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>tfw not everybody sees the future is here with me

>>969720

Oh. My mistake.

Bray managed to not hospitalize the man.

Possibly because Bray is an ACTIVE wrestler. When you don't do something for months at a time, you're not going to be incredibly sharp when you DO do it.

Possibly because Brock doesn't understand his own strength and power because it's beyond the comprehension of any mortal, including Brock himself, and a sloppy, loose fisted half punch from Brock Lesnar is still an extinction level event for gray matter.

And I'm still butthurt they gave the biggest rub in history to a fucking part timer who doesn't need anything more than daylight to look like an unbeatable murder machine.

What the fuck is the Wrestlemania card going to be?

Only matches I can think of are

>Roman vs Haitch
>Andre the Giant Battle Royal
>Divas Triple Threat
>Fatal 4 Way Tag

>>969741

Roman vs. Taker
Ambrose vs. Trips
Bray vs. Lesnar

>>969731
Bring part of the battle royal are plans

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>>969725
kek

>>969729
He looks so exhausted all the time. It's amazing he's lived so long with all the stress his job entails. By all accounts the man never stops working and barely sleeps.

>>969711
OH SHIT NVM I FORGOT CM PUNK GOT A BACK INJURY KEK HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>969744
>John Cena marks

>>969703

>all them mad Punk fans

kek

Guys
What if this Titus situation was a work and Sets up for him vs Vince in a Leather Strap match at Wrestlemania

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>>969749

>Steph is going to retire before Vince

>>969740
>And I'm still butthurt

Well at least you can admit it

>>969744
>bryan marks
>cena marks
>tfw you like both of them

>>969754

Good

>>969591
>That feel when i grew up on the Rock n' Wrestling Era, the New Generation Era and the Atitude Era
I lost interest for a while after the crappy invasion story line. Seems like i missed one of the best Era.

>>969753

How do you get so many injuries TRAINING for a fight? I understand that during 15 minutes of two grown, trained men trying to beat each other unconscious any freak injury can happen, but he keeps hurting himself PRACTICING for this.

I played rugby for years. No one ended up getting so many injuries requiring time off, and unlike him, we actually fought once in a while.

Maybe he's just old and pre-beat up from wrestling. But I'd still be looking around for another coach if the one I'm working with has me out of commission every few months.

Ayy

>>969763

because hes a skinny fat twink

>>969767
New

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>>969753
get well soon punker

>>969763
>Maybe he's just old and pre-beat up from wrestling.
Yes, exactly this. Would agree with your assessment, although him rushing into MMA doesn't help one bit either.

>>969746

I'm 85% sure that "never sleeps" thing is a work fueled by his crippling insecurity requiring him to think up new ways to act superior to other people in order to shore up his ego and assure himself that he isn't the worthless turd his stepfather said he was.

There's no "will power" way around it. Physiologically, a lack of sleep WILL catch up to you. If it doesn't kill you, it WILL diminish physical and mental abilities.

Though, to be fair, that might just explain why Vince has totally lost his marbles.

>>969775
Yea he was supposed to fight last year

Bobby Roode WWE debut at Royal Rumble 2017

>>969777
>hurrr everythings a work
>hurrrr durrrr people cant survive will little sleep
You don't know shit

>>969779
>more middle aged TNA guys
We have enough

>>969788
Now it's time to clean it up

Wew

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>>969777
>in order to shore up his ego and assure himself that he isn't the worthless turd his stepfather said he was.
lmao where do you people come up with this shit
i've never seen a group of people get worked this hard by a wrestler, this is even worse than /woo/ and roman reigns

>>969752

Because an old white man whipping a black man doesn't set us back 150 years, right?

>>969656
>He won the rumble looking ridiculously strong taking out Kane and Show.

And smarks hated it because they think Kane and Show should retire. MAKE WAY FOR THE MIDGETS