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some janicuck has deemed it necessary that heem leave /sp/
so here's heems first general on /asp/

news:
>rico verhoeven coming to mma

>jones gets arrested again for driving while license revoked
>jones uses zuffa influence to avoid a probation violation

>chris leben, sergei kharitonov, and bendo signed to bellatorr

Upcoming fight cards:
2/19 - Bellator 149 Shamrock vs Gracie
2/21 - Cowboy^2
2/27 - Bisping vs Silva
3/5 - Mcgregor memes RDA
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Not more /spraperefugees/ please god.
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Who /a/ here?
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so i thought jon jones was a changed man?

has he learned nothing?
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who /mandrama/ here
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>>958852
everyone apparently

i dont like it anymore though, grew out of it
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I'd actually like /heem/ better without the panic flag banter you see from brit posters.
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who /Reem/ here
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mfw an american was fat near me
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>>958892

delete this post adan
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>>958873
that sounds like exactly what an Argie would say
(how close was i)
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>>958891
God I loved that fight. Lytle slinging bombs against Hardy all fight, then Hardy decides to change it up at the last minute, goes for the takedown and gets a tight guillotine for his efforts.
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you now remember this
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>>958891
>>958937
>There are people that forget Lytle is a BJJ blackbelt
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>>958950
Remember when he memed on Matt Brown? The second they hit the mat, The Immortal was stuck in the Cat's Cradle of Lytle's grappling game. Was just a matter of time, and the chain that Lytle ended the fight with was fugging gooooood
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>>958937
>>958950
lytle is such a fun guy to watch
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>>958962
>>958967
Lytle was one of my boys.
I will never forget that Brutal Kneebar he caught Brian Foster with
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>>958986
Is there something wrong with generals?
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>>958986
This is an actual sport, so it doesn't need to be spammed incessantly to prove some half-assed point.

Hopefully our presence will attract some of the traditional martial artists who frequented this board before your ilk ruined it.
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>>959023
Dont be a prick we all have to work together now.
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/r/ing Wonderboy gifs
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>>959032
I can't let you get closer
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>>959076
noice
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>>959043
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>>959170
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>>959217
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>>959259
>lellenberger
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>>959259
Last wonder boy I have
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Fuck this. Irish flag was all I had in these threads. I'm going back to /sp/
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>>959328
>counter the safe meme with a crazy meme
Genius. There's the key to beating Wonderboy right there.
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>>959393
I feel so free.
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>>959408
>Daron Cruickshank and Wonderboy will never fight
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Have you seen this man?
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>>959443
dying to see Wonderboy vs Condit desu
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Remember when you laughed at /wwe/ for getting kicked out?

Doesn't feel so good does it? Oh well, join your cousin sport in shit posting. I give you half the board
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>>959478
Condit throws some goofy shit as well. Should be a fun fight

>>959506
I dont hate wwe but it was right to kick it from /sp/
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>>959506
Okay but we get the half with the toilet (emergency medical room) and the garage (we'll build a cage there and host amateur fight nights)
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>>959170

This fight was such a fix. You even see Hendricks nod at Wonderboy in the clip to keep coming, keep hitting him, so they can do the totally fake sham of a TKO. The UFC is worse than the WWE. At least the WWE doesn't pretend waht they do is real.
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WHY ARE WE IN ASP?
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>>959678
some retard made a thread here
">we" aren't in /asp/
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>>959705
WE
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>>959667
>Being this deluded
You probably thought the Mcgregor Aldo fight was a fix too. Nice b8 tho I replied
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>>>/sp/65490591
>>>/sp/65490591
>>>/sp/65490591
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So if any Mandrama Babbies are in this thread give me your opinion on Chael in terms of trash talking.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SR2hrItaNy8
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>>959420
I feel like a female gymnast
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In what way(s) have you left your legacy on /heem/?

I started Schaubposting.
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>>960126
I invented the canadian flag
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>>958925
Argie here, not close t b h
I like flagposting
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>>960036

Very good, I say between Punk and Cena
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>>960283
Funny you should say Punk because Chael and him are friends.
Matter of fact Punk copied one of Chaels KO losses for a wrestling Spot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-InZujwEj_8
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>>960188
fugg >:DD:D
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has /heem/ officially been sent to /asp/?
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>the /sp/ thread 404'd

>tfw we're officially relegated to /asp/
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BASED DR SHELBY
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>Heem thread deleted in /sp/
Fuck I guess we /asp/ now
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Jesus we must have pissed off a janny pretty bad
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lmaobud ruined literally everything
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>>960850
yeah it's my fault that you idiots spammed multiple threads every day right?

>>960847
yeah you did lol
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We're going to have to start calling it /MMA/ if we want to be taken seriously.
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I will now root against every Canadian fighter on fucking principle
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i for one welcome this new general

if the cuck mod from sp wants us gone, give him what he wants

sp will die without us
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>>960885
I dont mind where we end up but it feels bad to be kicked out
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>>960872
you actually deserve it lol
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>>958805
Are you serious?
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>>960885
/so/ is basically dead.
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post schaubs pls
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just in c-case lads..

>>>/sp/65494214
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>>960905
Yes.

Look and see:

>>>/sp/heem

I for one welcome the new flagless /heem/.
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can't we just ban all canadians and have heem back on /sp/

surely that's the easier option
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>>960892
The exile was inevitable with the recurrent pointless dramafagging thread wars
No other general on /sp/ does that; and now we're here
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NEW THREAD

>>>/sp/65494194
>>>/sp/65494194
>>>/sp/65494194
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>>960936
just let it go bro

dont grovel like a whiney bitch

nobody wants a 70% heem general
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>>960955
I have no words.
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>>960913
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>no more Italy
>no more Serbia
>no more American Samoa when Hunto fights
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>>961009
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So I heem'd heem
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>>961041
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can you dumbfucks just give up on posting about the OP

for christ's sake.
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I think lmaobud's time might be over for good
>>>/qa/438979

posted this before the thread got deleted
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>>961096
dont tell me what to do bro
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>>961157
I legit laughed out loud when I saw this
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>>961157
post in that thread to get the canacuck banned from /sp/
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>>961157
>>961250
>>961302
LITERAL LMAO BUD here.. none of those threads were me
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>>961367

lol idiot
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>>961443
Nah I stopped making threads after that
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I didn't mind the thread being on /asp/
No flags, maybe less identity-reinforcement seeking shitposting too
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>>961544
adan here

i fuckin love it
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>>961544
Less moderation too.
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>>961589
Kek you tarnished my name desu
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is conduit a meme fighter?
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>>961687
they're all meme fighters
condit (eccentric striking meme)
brown (gritty technical brawling meme)
wonderboy (karate that's funny meme)
hendricks (neo wrestle boxer meme)
rory (tristar gimmick gameplans meme)
dhk (korean meme)
lawler (bloodthirst meme)

it's a meme division, and i look forward to the day where new weightclasses are introduces and 170 is dissipated to the winds of piss
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>>961748
>dhk

what year is it
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>>961748
>170 is dissipated to the winds of piss
that imagery is hilarious.
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SCHAUB
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaB66KFLECU
Wooooonderboooy! What is the secret of your memekicks?!
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>>958805
>mfw your gay little dudehump bullshit is considered as much a "sport" as underwear soap opera

hahahahahaha faggots!
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I'm liking how this thread is on /asp/ so far.
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post ur fitefu
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>>962586
it's not gay bro there's literally zero penetration
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Is there anywhere to watch some old JMMA like Smackgirl or JEWLS?

>>962674
webm related
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>>962705
>grown men barely wear any clothing rubbing their penises against one another while aggressively humping each other
>it's not gay bro

typical delusion hughump dumbass everybody LMFAO
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>>962887
th-there's grown women doing it too
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>'90s MMA

Absolute Fighting Championship 1 (1995)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-SUKy-PKBY

Absolute Fighting Championship 2 (1997)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x43RenxVXqQ

Absolute Fighting Championship 3 (1997)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCDxfwF59Io

International Fighting Championship Kombat in Kiev (1996)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XBaqWFpHPGc

Vale Tudo 1 (1997)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9UymLZA-f4

Vale Tudo 2 (1997)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1298RJhPZ4

Vale Tudo 3 (1997)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26ka_H1yLzw

Vale Tudo 5 (1998)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WQ0RHmf9v0

Vale Tudo 7 (1998)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZL8tZvJ_wQ

World Combat Championship 1: First Strike (1999)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rv6ZQS_2CnQ
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>>962887
are you trying to say there's something wrong with being gay?

what are you homophobic?
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>>962919
bull dykes wildly flailing their limbs in an attempt to get the other carpet muncher to pass out from the rotten stench of their swamp stinking pussies is an obvious cover up you moron
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>>959259
the fuck? did that even connect?
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>>963384
He swung his foot so fast it created an energy wave.
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>>958938
>even Brazilians know how retarded Amerispics are
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>>961009
It's insane to think that Big Ben is the only man to ever submit Josh Barnett in MMA.
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>>963501
People have always underestimated Rothwell for some reason. Hes a lot better then people think
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post ur favorite heem
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>>963583
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Do you guys think this is permanent or have the mods at /sp/ calmed down?
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>>963583
What is it that he hit him with?
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>>963969
Probably a glass bottle of some alcoholic beverage.
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>>963969
chi
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>>958805

#thankyouDBry
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>>963969
its a glass bottle containing 40 fluid ounces of malt liquor, often popularized my negro culture.
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>>964235
the state of your webm m8
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>>964355
its obviously a gif britbro
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Welcome to the wrestling board
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>126 replies
>29 posters
This thread is the face of autism
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>>964361
Yeah I know but I expect webms to be a bit higher in quality
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>>964367
AutisMMA
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this thread is so fucking pure and superior to flag threads. ung i might just bust a nut to soothe this raging boner
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>>965080
I guess /heem/ on /sp/ is back on track.
It has been fun Mandrama bros
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>>965253
I'm down for a comfy shadow /heem/.
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>>965277
eh I will keep this tab open but I doubt many people will post here.
Hope they do tho.
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>>959023
>actual sport
God Emperor Hiro-sama seems to disagree cuck. Go ahead and feel superior though. We all know only real men enjoy watching dumbasses flail until in of them falls over.
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>>959667
the nod was to acknowledge that he was alright to continue because wonderboy grazed his cup on the kick, that's why he stopped the flurry

what do we need to do to get him and connor to fight? It will be a good drinking game, take a shot every time there is a spinning kick
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>>958986
>welcome to asp

>make as many mma threads as you want, it sucks for the first few weeks but eventually people understand how to branch out of the general

>t. /wwe/

lmao don't tell us what to do /mandrama/ faggot.

We'll post our memes and you have no say in the matter.

>>959023
>This is an actual sport, so it doesn't need to be spammed incessantly to prove some half-assed point.

>Hopefully our presence will attract some of the traditional martial artists who frequented this board before your ilk ruined it.

It's more entertainment than sport but I see what you're trying to say.

>>959506
>Remember when you laughed at /wwe/ for getting kicked out?

>Doesn't feel so good does it? Oh well, join your cousin sport in shit posting. I give you half the board

lmao you're delusional bud.

What a dumb post seriously.

>>961096
>can you dumbfucks just give up on posting about the OP

>for christ's sake.

I bet you're the same american OP.

If people just stayed in my threads we wouldn't be dealing with this fiasco but you retards are too dumb to listen lol
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Looks like someone is trying to false flag you /heem/ bros in order to get you banished to /asp/.
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>just send /heem/ to /asp/ where it belongs
Kill yourself OP
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