/wwe/ general #1850 - birthday beeg edition

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>Bryan rocking the Edge haircut
It's over fAm, he's announcing his retirement.
He will be seen only on Total Divas and maybe a couple of shitty C television show appearances as well as your occasional raw appearance to shill said appearances.

Owens is gonna attack Bryan.

PLEASE RE-TIRE! *clap-clap-clap*

>>956597
10 more years

>>956595

He's not retiring though. He will go wrestle somewhere else ASAP

>>956596
based fatty making sure dbry stays injured

HE'S A GIANT MAGGLE

>>956590
Still younger then our current champ

>de pretending you aren't a smark maymay
It gets funnier every time.

>>956604
It's either pretending you are not, or just going full anti-smark. I don't know what is more autistic tbqh

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Beeg retirement match should be him (c) vs Ryback for the WWEWHC at Wrestlemania 33
With Ryback winning and having Beeg getting the proper Send off from the crowd

>>956595
To me, the haircut indicates that Brian Danielson will play a key role in the Road to Wrestlemania.

My prediction? Bryan comes out on Raw and seems like he's going to announce his retirement. HHH and Steph come out to bloat... but Bryan suddenly drops the bombshell that he's going to cash in the rematch for the title that he never got, RIGHT HERE TONIGHT! He beats HHH for the Title, defends it against Brock Lesnar at Fast Lane and main events Mania with AJ Styles.

>>956608
>Ryback
Wyatt or Devitt would be better choices.

>>956604
who are you aiming this at

So is Bryan coming back tonight lads?

>>956603
What a sorry state of affairs.

>>956618
To shill for TD/WM/Roman, yes.

>>956611
Your heel gimmick needs some work, no-one is going to bite as it is now.

>>956622
Should I get a trip?

>>956614
You dropped your fedora

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>tfw one of these jobber faggots are going to make some crack at another jobber based on the superb owl

Protip: it won't be Bo

Wheres Bo?
or Fandango?

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>>956608
>>956614
> implying that Big Show has a retirement opponent that isn't this glorious motherfucker

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>>956608

>>956590
oh no! What if he stops being any good?

>>956629
Bo's grandfather is almost kill

Fandango is forgotten

>>956628
I see 2 faggots in that pic you posted

>>956633
Such a nice guy that Bo.

and i miss Famdango.
he was my modern roster boy.

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>>956604

Marks aren't going to be here of all places talking about wrestling. Everyone who posts here is a smark.

>>956636
> tfw Fandango will never form a team with Adam Rose called "Dance Party"

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>Bayley will never bottle feed you

>>956645
>Fandango will never join the Social Outkasts.

>>956647
I never realised how much I wanted this.

Is DBry any good? I started watching after WM31 and only really got to see him in the Ladder match for the IC title.

Is he a meme or is him coming back actually based?

>>956656
He's easily one of the best in the world. He isn't coming back to the ring, though. Not in WWE.

I enjoy the works of Dean Ambrose and Bray Wyatt, and the films of Wed Anderson. I also think Shawn Michaels is hugely overrated; Anyone who uses religion as his gimmick is beneath me.

>>956660
This gimmick isn't going to get over

>>956656
He's okay. He's great if you like kicks.

>>956599
>implying Brie will allow that

>>956664
>implying he won't dump a bitch if she gives him sass

>>956665
Rasslin is his real love

>>956665
>implying Bryan is that alpha

>>956667

Bryan is beta, but wrestling is his alpha.

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>>956669
>Bryan is beta, but wrestling is his alpha.

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https://youtu.be/MRr1boAj6KA

>Bayley will never cheer you up when you're down in the dumps

Just kill me.

How small is AJ Styles? The fucking Miz towered over him on Raw and he's no more than 6'0''.

>>956674
Bayley is based af

>>956678
4'11

>>956674
>Finn falling over
What a clumsy sperglord.

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>>956681
She is best girl.

>>956678

Bigger than you.

>>956687
Sorry for offending you, AJ.

>>956686
>girl

>>956656

He has all the shit qualities that Reigns has but worst (no look and is a manlet), but since he's indie and has a shitty chant, he gets a free pass.

Is there gonna be a MitB match at WM?

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>>956690
>not loving her even if she's a trap

What are you, gay?

>>956691
Keep trying, you'll get over one day. You just gotta keep plugging away it it!

>>956656
He was just flavor of the month.
He brings nothing to the table guys like Neville or AJ can't deliver on.

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>>956693
>Loving 3DPD
I'll tip myself, thanks

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>>956686
Literally perfect

>>956696

But they're gonna cheer him anyway since most smarks are post-WM29 watchers who think that he's as much of a legend that Stone Cold/Rock was.

>>956691
Jobber gimmick at best lad

>>956705
Yeah he's even worse than Braun Strowman tbf

>>956705

Remember when everyone for whatever reason loved Ziggler ONLY just because the way he bumps/sells?

>>956703
Of course he will get a pop, any decently over guy will get a pop, bryan was pushed enough to be relevant to that point.
However way too much time has passed since mania 30, he will never be as over as he once was.
He will always have his dedicated fans, but all those fans who were just bandwagoning (i.e. the majority of people you saw chanting yes during the peak of his popularity) had already moved on to guys like cesaro, and now that hes out, they've moved ono neville and aj.

>>956707

Even though he doesn't sell well because he still kicked out at 2 from EVERYTHING and overcomes the odds. Survivor Series 2014 was the worst example of Super Ziggler.

>>956707
He was crisp in the ring bro, always stole the show.

>>956710

>crisp

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

>>956710
Total workhorse. Fantastic workrate and ring psychology.

>>956699
So brony or weaboo?

Either way have sex, 18+ yadda yadda yadda.

>>956713

>workrate
>ring psychology

Yeah you're just trolling now.

>>956708
Bryan was getting mega pops louder than anyone had gotten in years before he was pushed to the main event. Then for once WWE actually went with the crowd and not their picked guy and he got even hotter.

what's ring psychology?

>>956656

Why would you start watching and not watch ANY old matches?

>>956716
Yeah and now he's sizzled out for being shelved for 2 years+ with only a short 3 month or so run in between.
He's no Rock or Austin, his popularity isn't going recover easily, if ever.
WWE would have to push him as hard as they were during mania season for him to get back to where he was, and there's no way they're doing that.
He'll probably just feud with Sheamus if he returned, getting his ass kicked by the LoN every week before getting saved by Reigns or some shit, which won't help him much at all.

>>956718
Making sure everything you do in the ring makes sense and helps tells a story/work the crowd. Basically being a pro rassler is technical ability + ring psychology.

>Charlotte will never do the splits on your dick
just wanna die

>>956718

Something smarks have made up to say why a wrestler is good or bad when they have no actual reason.

>>956720
I think you underestimate return pops, but generally it just seems you don't like him and are trying to b8, so have fun with that.

>>956718
Being able to tell a story through your actions in the ring, work the crowd, make your character feel real.

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You just KNOW

>>956729
Who's that guy with RVD

>>956729
Is that Robert Szatkowski?

>>956726
Wew lad, way to not understand my point.
Of course he's going to get a huge pop when he returns, even I'll mark out.
The issue is how WWE handles him when he returns, it's been 2 years since Bryan got sidelined, they're probably just going to give him a shitty program and most likely not give him any title runs because he got shelved twice in a row after winning top titles, and if he does get put in title matches he's probably just going to job it out.
Your average fan is going to stop caring about a guy if he's booked like shit and just move to the next new sensation, like neville.

>>956729
Does she escort?

>>956724

You know when someone's a smark when they use the terms "crisp, workrate, ring psychology, 'OVER AS FUCK', gassed, etc."

>>956608
Ryback's balls must be tiny.

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>>956724
>le talk about smarks like you're not one meme

>>956736
You know someone is a moron when they pretend not to be a smark.

>>956734
I'm not sure you are right, I think Bryan is one of the few guys that as long as he is around people are going to cheer for him. Chanting his name will just become the way smarks show their displeasure with booking again, like CM Punk was before him. This is probably the real reason Vince hasn't let him come back, because they know they have no chance of getting Reigns over as the top face while Bryan is around, the last two Rumbles etc showed that. Vince has been burned twice, he's being more cautious.

I mean I guess what you say could happen, they'd really have to bury him hard though. You can't compare Bryan's level of overness, coming back from injury, after all the history he has with the fans with someone like Neville.

>>956736
>wrestling fans are smarks because they use the terms associated with wrestling.
solid logic.

>>956736

Oh and "not ready" too.

>>956744
Smark literally just means smart mark. Ie a fan who uses insider terms.

>>956745
And 'good wrestler'. Like, it's fucking scripted. Nobody is 'good'.

>>956747
so football fans who use inside terms are called sfans?

>>956748
Jesus fuck you are really pulling out all stops.

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>>956751
No

>>956751
Nope, it's just a wrestling thing, connected to the whole business of kayfabe

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>>956753
why not?

>>956736
>>956724
>>956604
O I am laffin

>>956753
His face makes me feel uneasy
Same with Roman, he has it way too square-ish

>>956752

WRESTLING IS FAKE

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>>956760

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Do you agree with this?

>>956759
Piercing eyes and a chiseled jaw

>>956766
It's a bunch of nonsense that seems like it was written by an edgy 12 year old. There's nothing to agree with.

>>956766
L I T E R A L L Y 18+

>>956766
Why is Troof labelled as "retard"? He's living the life, always over with the crowd, sometimes funny, makes his own music album and has a fucking studio in his house, gets basically money for nothing

>>956766
>hating Bryan, Cena AND Punk
I've never seen such try hard contrarianism

>>956771

Because he can't articulate anything he says.

>>956771
He's African American

>>956773

>not hating Punk

Bitch please.

>>956656
I never saw much of Daniel Bryan either, my fav wrestler was Shawn Michaels so after his induction into the Hall of Fame are a meh Wrestlemania I decided to stop watching wrestling. It was only in 2014 Royal Rumble when I started watching again and although he lost to Bray Wyatt, I was blown away by his performance. He is extremely likeable and probably the most natural babyface I've ever seen.
I saw some of his other matches on the network of course, like the triple threat with Beeg/Mark Henry but Daniel Bryan is extremely entertaining to watch.
I don't think he's overrated at all, I mean at Fastlane last year he made Roman look good, it was a decent match and that was thanks to Bryan. It's just a shame about his injuries and stuff, it kills any kind of momentum he has and I'm just happy he has a Wrestlemania moment and easily one of the most historic.

Sami Zayn has the same potential to be the most natural babyface though, people like Neville just don't have the same charismas in my opinion. While Neville is fun to watch him do all the fast and flippy shit, I just don't feel anything towards him personally, like Bryan or Zayn.

>>956775
Troof is one of the only nig-nogs I actually like when it comes to wrestling. Number one is still Booker "OH MY GOODNESS" T

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>It's been widely speculated that former WWE World Heavyweight Champion Daniel Bryan may be appearing on Raw tonight from Seattle, fresh off of his brand new Tide Pods commercial. However, a new report has surfaced, which says that Bryan tried to leave the WWE, but was blocked from doing so.

Wrestling Observer's Dave Meltzer posted on the Wrestling Classics forum, saying that "He did give notice and was told he did not have the right to give notice."

>Bryan's contract has been frozen due to an injury, a provision in Superstar contracts that helps WWE make up lost time when a talent is sidelined. The company was at odds with former WWE Champion Rey Mysterio due to this same clause.

>As is pertains to Bryan not having the right to give notice, based on the available talent contracts, that appears to be true. The contract can be pretty much permanently frozen unless Bryan takes the WWE to court.

>Bryan has been out of action since last April, when he suffered a concussion in a six-man tag match in the UK. In total Bryan has only been able to wrestle a little under three months over the course of the last 22.

You just know WWE is the one that leaked this fake story to the dirt sheets to get people to tune in to raw tonight to see bryan and if he "shoots from the hip"

ALL IVE EVER WANTED WAS DESTINY TO BE FULFILLED

IT IS IN MY HANDS I MUST NOT FAIL I MUST NOT FAIL

>Bryan will never go to LU
JUST

>>956785
Good. He'll live past 40 that way.

>>956785

why the fuck would you want him in LU? it would be a complete waste of his talent.

he needs to go to NJPW

>>956785

Why the fuck would he? WWE's already paying him a fuck load of money by doing nothing.

>>956771
Yeah he's entertaining as fuck, that's why him and Goldie will make a great team. People don't realize that WWE is sports entertainment, you don't need to be the World Heavyweight Champ.
I saw a video of him in TNA and he was basically dissing WWE, I think as he got older he realized that in WWE he can entertain millions and millions more people than he could before, he makes people happy.
Yeah his character is a bit of a retard but he's funny as hell, he's also probably one of the most respected in the locker room.

>>956780
>tfw Daniel Bryan's contract is frozen
>allowed to go on RAW to address fans
>cuts a savage shoot promo with every word in the book to get fired
How hard would you mark?

>>956788
He never did it for money, he just loves rasslin.

If he gets free he'll go to ROH and NJPW.

>>956783
DO DO DO DO DO DO

EVEN THROUGH THE DARKEST DAYS

THIS FIRE BURNS

ALWAYS

>>956790
>cuts a savage shoot promo with every word in the book to get fired

It would be shit because Bryan can't fucking talk.

>>956788
He hates not being able to wrestle. It's his life. WWE's legal bs is the only reason he hasn't left.

>>956630
any recent reports on this fella?

>>956793
You're dedicated tbf

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>>956791
>>956794
>It's still real to them
Get worked

>>956797
Very dedicated

>>956796

ALL of Bryan's promos are carried by "Yes!/No!", if he didn't have them, he would put you to sleep.

>>956791
>>956794

That's what they all say. There's no way in hell LU or NJPW would be able to pay for his medical.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wroqcQVcoIg

You have 10 seconds to post a better entrance than this.

>>956799
Dedication breh

HEY, COLE.

THIS ONE'S FOR YOU!

>>956808
Based Corpulent Canadian

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>>956798
Very wrong

>>956806
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7esVyWfUBQ

>>956803

He will go to NJPW. They would pay for him.

He is a fucking megastar. He is the biggest start in wrestling of the last 5 years after Cena and Punk.

>>956803
Bryan is literally famous for it, he tested the lowest ever "ambition" on the test the WWE does for its employees, Vince never rated him because the guy was just happy to rassle

>>956812
>dat CM Punk

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>ywn get pegged by big boss emma while dana watches and screams insults at you

jdimsa

>>956813

>He will go to NJPW. They would pay for him.

Even though they wouldn't afford him, they wouldn't need to worry about because he would shortly end up dead in the ring.

>>956814

What test is this? I have literally never heard of it.

>>956821

NJPW and ROH have a partnership. Together they could afford him.

Independent doctors have cleared Bryan to wrestle, it's not like he is in the same situation as Edge was.

>>956819
Dana is so disgusting

>>956822
Its from his book, he talked about in loads of interviews about the book too:

http://www.wrestlinginc.com/wi/news/2015/0523/594564/wwe-releases-first-two-chapters-of-daniel-bryan-book/

>>956824
>Independent doctors have cleared Bryan to wrestle

That ain't gonna mean shit if he's going in a less professional stage with more possible botches. Hell didn't someone die in in the ring of NJPW not to long ago?

>>956825
only for lowtest guys.

>>956824
To be honest Bryan would wrestle in ROH for free.

>tommy dreamer was wrestling recently
>wwe cares about daniel bryan g-guys thats why he isn't wrestling

>>956829
It's not her muscles. She just looks so fake.

>>956829
She's hideous, there is something disgusting about her botox, make-up caked face and the retard-baby way she speaks.

>>956827

Not that I know of. The last guy to die in ring that I am aware of was the one with Rey Mysterio.

>>956824
>Independent doctors have cleared Bryan to wrestle,
yea some 28 yr old football player just died last week who got cleared by those same or similar doctors, and bryan is shorter and is susceptible to more concussion or worse, he didnt have feeling in his arm for almost half a year.

>>956832
Reminder that Paige got cleared after a concussion in like two weeks.

>>956832
>>wwe cares about daniel bryan g-guys thats why he isn't wrestling

Nobody's saying this. He's fine.
The fact that there're various concussions dramas coupled with how he'd buttfuck their awful booking plans are why they're keeping him out.

>>956840

I bet we would've had a Cesaro push if these fucking Daniel Bryan mouth-breathing fans would've fucked off.

>>956841

Cesaro was about to get a push when he got injured apparently.

>>956841
>>956843
>Cesaro
>getting a legit push
>ever

>>956843

I mean sooner, like WM30 soon. Hell if people really wanted Cesaro, who's 100x better than that stupid goat, then they should've chanted and hijacked Raws for him.

>>956845

But no, instead we get "HURR CM PUNK, OLEOLEOLEOLE, YES!/NO!"

I fucking had the crowds today.

Wasn't Andre dead by now?

>>956747

A smart mark is someone who knows wrestling is a work and still enjoys it anyone. Basically, every wrestling fan over the age of eight is a smark.

You are a smark.

>>956849
46

>>956845

the crowds just wanna seem cool mostly, i dont think they really care about the wrestlers anymore.

they chant CM Punk cause its cool and edgy not because they all miss him

>>956854

Well CM Punk doesn't miss them either.

>>956747
*still enjoys it anyways. Fucking autocorrect lol.

>>956847
>>956854

So did you guys only start watching during the PG era or what?

>>956850

That's not what a smark is.

Loads of casuals are still marks.

A smark is someone who seeks out insider knowledge and discusses wrestling all the time and shit like that.

>>956858

No, they didn't do this shit pre-PG. You see, crowds actually cheered for the ACTUAL stars in the ring, instead of cheering for the jobbers like a bunch of heartbleeding liberals.

I really hope Bryan goes off script tonight. WWE wouldn't dare go to commercial break if he did, because they don't want to risk fans hating the product even more.

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>>956865
>WWE wouldn't dare go to commercial break if he did, because they don't want to risk fans hating the product even more.

>>956865

Bryan isn't The Rock, he wouldn't have the balls to do it.

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>>956864
>they didn't do this shit pre-PG.
>bunch of heartbleeding liberals.

Is this bait or genuine retardation?

>>956865
>Bryan starts shooting on Cole at ringside a'la their old NXT feud
>fans think it's a work
>he becomes the first wrestler ever to shoot smarks into a work

>>956766
It's the most retarded image i've ever seen.

Too edgy, too underage, too much cringe

>>956865
>WWE wouldn't dare go to commercial break if he did
pffft

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>>956865

>>956872

But too true.

>>956865

>Bryan gets into the ring starts cutting a normal promo
>"well guys theres something I have to say.. CHRIS BENOIT CHRIS BENOIT CHRIS BENOIT!"

>>956867
>>956873
Bryan could loop it back by saying if they did, to tell the fans to turn off RAW immediately.

>>956871
Truly the GOAT

>>956879
>just starts repeating the words Chris Benoit for the next 30 minutes and emulating a crossface whilst stripping down to a TNA shirt

>>956879

>CHRIS BENOIT

Then he would get booed out of the building.

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>>956865

>>956885
I don't know. Whenever the crossface is applied, fans cheer.

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>>956881
yeah totally kid

>>956881
>all those smark streams turning off
lel yea that will make a difference.

>>956885
Where is RAW tonight?

>>956888

Did Benoit invent the crossface?

>>956889
Bryan is not going to let to opportunity slip by. It's the ONLY time he'll have the chance to have a live mic on the flagship show for the foreseeable future.

>>956891

It wouldn't matter where it would be, chanting the name of a double murderer suicider is gonna get your ass booed in even the smarkiest of towns.

>>956894
>Chris Benoit chants in NXT Takeover

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>>956893
This is how you know someone's underage

>>956894
>double murderer suicider
People still believe this?

>>956895

Only mouthbreathing neckbeards go to those shows.

If I was Bryan and genuinely wanted to wrestle no matter where, I'd do it.

Depends on his contract though, he could get the fuck sued out of him by the WWE.

>>956859

No, that's exactly what a smark is. The term has been around long before "insider" information was even widely available.

>>956899
Would you recommend it?

>>956894
Or it'll be a mark arena and nobody will know who Chris Benoit is.

>>956896
Wouldn't you have to be underage to know that?

Bryan has been cleared to wrestle, they are just keeping it a secret.

Owens or someone will come out tonight and attack him to start a Wrestlemania angle.

>>956893
>Words in all caps for emphasis
Fuck off our thread underage /asp/ie

>>956903

But no one would know who Daniel Bryan is either, other than the Yes! thing.

>>956902
Yes, to be honest.

>>956905
Isn't Owens feuding with like five other people right now?

>>956864

The people who get the biggest pops or the most heat are the stars in the ring. WWE doesn't make someone a star. The crowds reaction makes someone a star.

>>956906
Again, wouldn't you have to be underage to know someone else is?

>>956901

Yeah you are correct that smark/mark was invented when many people still thought it was real or it wasnt so openly known about it being scripted.

I think the modern definition should be different. Everyone uses it to describe internet fans, not just anyone who knows its fake.

>>956902

Unless you want absolutely no personality/characters with your wrestling, sure.

>>956909

Only Ziggler right now. I guess they will have a match at Fast Lane.

>>956911

>crowd reactions make someone a star

lol no, merch sales do.

>>956905
He will never, ever

EEEEEEEEVER

wrestle in a WWE ring again. Accept it.

>>956911
>The crowds reaction makes someone a star.

If that truely was the case, Stone Cold and The Rock would've never happened. And it certainly wouldn't have happened in THIS era.

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>>956865
>I really hope Bryan goes off script tonight. WWE wouldn't dare go to commercial break if he did, because they don't want to risk fans hating the product even more.

You retards do know live tv isn't truly live right?
There is a delay, how do you think they change camera angles on the fly during matches?
Bryan or the stream would be muted if he were to (and he wouldn't) say anything he isn't supposed to.
Not to mention the possible legal issues.
>Buh muh pipebomb
It was a work you fucking idiots.

>>956909
He's a prize fighter, Maggle. At least one of those people will result in him winning a prize.

>>956915

>Owens vs Ziggler

When is this shit gonna end?

>>956923
There's a 7 second delay mate.
Calm down. Plus, it's not a work.
Bryan asked for his release a few weeks ago and they told him no.

>>956909
Lets see
Cole
Byron
Zayn
Ziggler

That's about it.

>>956924
>>956909
>loses to Kalisto
>loses to Dean
>loses to Ziggler
>loses to Cole

But at least he's setting wing-eating records.

>>956912
What type of retarded logic is that?
Is everyone the same age to you jimmy?
18+

>>956933
You didn't answer my question.
Do you not want to defend your own words?

>>956904
>it takes one to know one

literally a schoolyard retort, i'm not usually one to meme, but 18+ kiddo

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>I'll retire happily... once the authority is gone.
>Hunter, let's go one more time, at fast lane, for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship
>Daniel Bryan wins, Brock Lesnar wins.
>"WELL YOU SEE DANIEL, THE THING IS, IF YOU LOSE TO BROCK, YOU DON'T JUST LOSE THE TITLE, YOUR CAREER IS OVER DANIEL"
>Daniel Bryan vs Brock Lesnar: Career vs Title
Would /wwe/ mark?

>>956932

Notice how this all happened after losing to Cena.

>>956901

Everyone uses the word "literally" wrong. That doesn't mean the proper meaning of "literally" has changed.

>>956936
You didn't answer my question.

>>956937
Very hard.
Now's the perfect opportunity tbqh since Lesnar's not gonna be in the title scene
But no, he has to get a filler feud and give Bray a loss he doesn't need.

>>956935
The answer to your stupid question is no dipshit, you don't have to be 12 to know someones 12.
How fucking retarded are you?
>this is the best bantz an /asp/ie can come up with
Wew lad, back to steve os thread.

>>956937
Yes.

It's something I've always wanted to see and also much better than Roman vs HHH.

Not gonna happen though is it.

>>956937
david v goliath, okay that might work. But it should have needed more time to build up.

>>956937

Well even though Bryan is shit, I suppose it would be better than HHH holding the title. Although replace Brock with Reigns, because I don't want to see a goat being murdered in the ring.

>>956913

Just because everyone uses a word incorrectly, that doesn't make their incorrect usage magically become correct.

For example, the word "literally".

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>>956929
>Bryan asked for his release a few weeks ago and they told him no.
And how would you know that?
>Muh meltz
You're literally getting worked right now.
Fucking dirtsheet sites even offer exclusive promo codes for the ww shop.
WWE themselves are putting that shit out there to get you guys to tune in to see "controversy"

>>956943
You just contradicted yourself.
You know how a 12 year old acts because you WERE 12 years old once.
So yes, you do have to be 12 to know someone's 12.
Moron.

>>956949
Meltzer had direct contact with Bryan over Twitter.
This isn't something new. Stop being lazy.

>>956952
>According to PWInsider

>>956952
>Getting worked by the GOAT

>>956955
You don't read anything outside on /asp/, do you?

>>956950
I am baffled by how retarded you are.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jC_nOmcCvKM&feature=youtu.be

Based DDP

>>956961
Explain to me how I'm wrong. Go on.

>>956960
I literally just posted a picture i screenshotted from a dirt sheet site i browse, I think you can connect the dots yourself if you aren't a braindead retard.

>>956937

>4 time world champion

Please no, don't add more to his resume.

>>956919

That truth is why Rocky Maivia couldn't get over but The Rock could. It's why The Ringmaster couldn't get over, but Stone Cold Steve Austin could. Not of your examples got over when they changed their gimmick to something the crowd could actually connect with. That ability to connect, whether positively or negatively, is the common denominator that all if wrestling's biggest stars have possessed, from Hulk Hogan to CM Punk and Daniel Bryan.

>>956970
huh?

>>956825
fuck that man I want to get snoo-snoo from that broad

>>956963
I should try DDP Yoga one of these days.

>>956963
DDP does it again!

>>956967
You said you have to be underage to know someones underaged.
Retarded.
Now you're trying to backtrack and act like you meant past tense, as if everyone wasn't 12 once.
Actually it seems like you don't even know the difference between had and have.
Final >>(You)

>>956974

Except in today's era, they wouldn't have gotten over EVEN if they did change their gimmicks.

Well maybe Stone Cold, but most certainly not The Rock. Hell, why do you think crowds today are booing The Rock and are hijacking segments he's in?

>>956985
Good. You learned how to stand up for yourself.
Now stop fucking derailing the thread and stay on topic.

>>956986
Rock would have gotten over as fuck. Charisma and personality always does.

>Hell, why do you think crowds today are booing The Rock and are hijacking segments he's in?

Go ahead and post an example. I'll wait.

>>956989

Just fucking recently when he showed up on Raw? You really think that "Randy Savage!" chant was a work?

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>Roman loses the title at the rumble
>Has a rematch clause since he was champion going in
>The next night on RAW, the authority puts him in a fight for the spot match at Fastlane

Who books this shit? Ignoring the fact that they did the exact same thing last year, that's just retarded. The champion always has a guaranteed rematch, even marks and babbies know that.

How much longer until Vince gives up on this super duper mega push? How many more ppv's does Roman have to get booed out of?

>>956990
>they chanted randy savage after Rock openly acknowledged someone dressed as Randy Savage

Not exactly hijacking bruh, nor did they boo him. They were characteristically in the palm of his hands.

>>956986
His promo's are straight out of the nineties but he's still charismatic

I don't really get excited when he turns up anymore.,

>>956993

Still they were trying to make WWE all about them and rather than the ACTUAL star's in the ring. No one watches WWE for the losers in the audience chanting stupid shit. and if they do, they're part of the problem.

>>957000
You seem to be going on a wildly different tangent based on your personal feelings

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Didn't read the thread

>>957002

Smarks are killing WWE.

>>956992
>Dean wins at Fastlane and goes to Mania
>roman doesn't shake his hand
>dean goes over Haitch at Mania
>Roman comes out with Rocky (wearing a suit and carrying a briefcase and carrying a contract) and demands his rematch on the exhausted Ambrose immediately
>beats the shit out of Dean and pins him
>begins a heel run
Things that would never happen

>>957007
>Heel Hollywood Rock coming back to manage suit-wearing, monster-booked Champ Roman

>Roman smugly book-ending all of Rock's godly Heel promos with a haughty "Believe that, plebians"

>>956712
like the white noise of a vynil playing, pure bliss

"Dean, it's time for bed," Roman ordered, feeling frustrated that the TV was still on, loud, and Dean hadn't even brushed his teeth yet. He still had his boots on.

Dean scoffed. "Okay, dad," he said sarcastically.

Roman felt a weird pang in his chest from that. Was it indignance? He got off of his bed and went over to Dean, snatching the remote and shutting the TV off.

"Come on, I was watching that."

"Please? It's late. You have to be tired. I'll tuck you in," Roman offered, feeling the pang again just as he said it.

"Read me a story?" Dean asked.

"Anything."

"Fine. I need help brushing my teeth, too," he pouted.

"Let's go, come on," Roman said gently, grabbing Dean by the upper arm and hauling him out of bed and to the bathroom.

Dean made an exaggerated sulk as he pulled his toothbrush and toothpaste out of a zippered bag on the counter. He looked at Roman with big eyes as he handed them to him.

Roman patiently wet the toothbrush and squeezed a small line of toothpaste onto it. "Here you go. Brush up," he said, handing it back to Dean. "Two minutes. Don't make me sing the song."

"What song?" Dean asked, frowning and taking the toothbrush, running it over his teeth while bouncing up and down on the balls of his feet.

"This is the way we brush our teeth, brush our teeth, brush our teeth," Roman sang to the tune of "The Wheels on the Bus".

"Oh god, stop," Dean said, laughing and trying not to choke on the mouthful of toothpaste he was working on.

After some more time had passed, Roman handed Dean a glass of water. "Spit, then rinse."

Dean spit in the sink, then swished water all around his mouth, puffing out his cheeks dramatically. He spit. "Did I do okay?" he asked, then grinned, showing Roman all his teeth.

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>>957004
Lol great meme dude XD

"Into bed now, let's go," Roman said, guiding Dean to lie down. Dean crawled in, curling up facing away from Roman and wrapping himself around a pillow. Roman pulled the blankets over him and tucked him in tightly, stuffing them under the edge of Dean's body. He smoothed them over, running his hand over Dean's body above the covers.

"You said I could have a story," Dean said, partially muffled by his pillow.

"Yep. How about I read you the tale of the brave hero John McClane and how he saved Christmas from the evil Hans Gruber?"

"That's my favorite," Dean said, rolling over and looking up with a touch of awe. "How'd you know?"

"Dads know these things," Roman said. He sat down at the foot of the bed and read from his phone. "On Christmas Eve, New York City Police Detective John McClane arrived in Los Angeles..."

He was mostly just reading the Wikipedia plot summary out loud, but he embellished a little where he could. He could see Dean's eyelids getting heavy, but he was enjoying himself.

"And then Hans Gruber fell off the building and never hurt anyone ever again. The end," Roman said, shutting the screen off on his phone. Dean's breathing was slow and even.

"Goodnight, kiddo," Roman said, standing up from the bed and heading towards his own.

"Night, dad," Dean mumbled sleepily, rolling back over onto his side.

Roman fought a powerful urge to kiss Dean's forehead. Instead, he sacked out on his bed, and allowed himself a few precious minutes to watch Dean sleep, safe, under his protection, and at peace.

>>957018
>gay incest
Why are women and faggots so fucking sick

>WWE is focusing on the following points for tonight:

>Will Dean Ambrose get his pound of flesh from The Beast?

>Expect Chris Jericho to pay very close attention to whatever awaits AJ Styles

>Will Sasha Banks and Becky Lynch's uneasy union pay off?

>Will The Wyatt Family cut The Big Guy down to size?

>Will Goldust find success in getting R-Truth to be his partner this week?

More Golden Truth confirmed:D

>>956986

>dressing up in cosplay
>"hijacking"

This might be one of the dumbest posts I've ever seen on /wwe/. And there have been a whole lot of dumb ones.

>>957028

A good question would be how did the guy with the Hogan costume get through.

>>957000
You autistic mongoloid fuck.

>>957004

You are a smark.

>>956948

Language evolves over time.

>>957027
>it's a Ryback getting hisbass kicked by the geek family
Nielsen box user here, will not be tuning in until Ryback gets the respect he deserves

https://twitter.com/WWEDanielBryan/status/696757295879819264

And just like that, it's over.

>>956963

WWE should employ DDP as their on the road doctor.

>>957042
Thank god god bless

>>957040

So a future endeavours letter?

>>957027

>no mention of Roman

DEAN IS FUCKING GOING OVER BROS

>>957042
Good night sweet prince

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>>956865

>the product

>>957042

i-its a work

p-please

>>957042
>all those marks spamming "NO"

I thought they were fans, wouldn't they want to see him wrestle?

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>>957034
Please stop feeding the trolls. Anti-smarks are just shitposters and you're playing into their hands.

Post your favorite finisher instead.

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>>957042

Could it be?

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>>956595
>tfw this is actually real

>>957048
What's Reeveback doing in the Impact Zone?

>>957042

YES! Retire please.

>>957042
>Announcing it in advance
View b8 easily.
He will get cut off by a heel and yadda yadda

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>>957042
Just remember.

He did it.

>>957042

>announcing it early

literally confirmed for a work

based D Bry

>>957058
>Bryan brings out Roman to thank him for their match at Fast Lane last year
>Turns on him
>Fast Lane main event now Roman vs. Ambrose vs. Lesnar vs. Bryan

>>957042
RIP WWE Daniel Bryan
Welcome back Bryan Danielson on NJPW/ROH.

https://twitter.com/MattJackson13/status/696758783326818304

>Young Bucks respond to DBry

http://www.wrestlezone.com/news/671805-rey-mysterio-reportedly-considering-a-return-to-wwe-following-current-aaa-contract-dispute#/slide/1

It's been nice knowing you, Kalisto.

>>957042
NA NA NA NA
NA NA NA NAAA
HEY HEY HEY
GOODBYE

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>>957042
no

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>mfw taker vs bryan

>>957042
If this isn't a angle, then goodbye sweet goat
If it is, then this is going to be great

>>957072
Sin Cara is back anyway, so Kalisto is going right back into the tag division.

>>957072
HAHAHAH YES FUCK YOU KALISTO YOU SUCK BALLS

BASED REY BASED MYSTERIO BASED

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>>957073
>>957062
Even in retirement the GOAT is working the anti-smarks

>>957059

Smarkbusters are gonna jizz.

>>957078
>WWE forced to change Wrestlemania plans for the third year in a row

Oh man I can't wait

>>957072
>>957081
>implying he wont put over kalisto like based rio has been
smarks.

I hope Daniel Bryan gets fired tonight by Vince

Youuuurrrreeee fiiiiired

>inb4 RAW does huge ratings
>Vince attributes it to Reigns

>>956674

Finn marking out at the turnbuckle spot.
Fuck NXT live events seem fun.

>>957072
>rehiring someone prone to injuries during the Injury Era

>Reigns conspicuously not on the show when D Bry retires
:^)

>>957071
>we will now steal the chant, your kicks and your look because you were more over than us.

>>957089

Or it it'll pull the same shitty ratings as before since it's a known fact that Bryan isn't a draw.

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JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

I CANT BREATHE LADS NO HOLD ME DANIEL DONT LEAVE US PLZ

>>957042
FUUUCK.

>>957095
Look at the pre-Wrestlemania 30 ratings mate.
Even better, look at the pre-Summerslam 2013 ratings.

>>957100
I'm so glad its over

>>957095
>fact that Bryan isn't a draw.
literally proven to be wrong

>>957100
>Cody's IC Title Run

Are people still pretending this was good?

>>957100
Cody would be midcard if he wasn't using the career destroyingly shit Stardust gimmick

>>957103

Yeah, and look at the ratings after.

>>957103
even better look at his low smackdown ratings when he was world champion.

>>957103
But summerslam had terrible buy rates you retarded mark

>>957042
One meme less
Vanilla midgets btfo

But seriously, it's a work

>>957072
I dunno, they already have La Sombra in the back burner, but then again those Rey masks do sell.

>>957072
Please no. We don't need yet another botchy flippyshit midget, especially one that is 10+ years past his prime.

>>957110
>look at the ratings after
http://pwtorch.com/artman2/publish/WWE_News_3/article_77624.shtml#.VrjeQliLSUl
>Leading into WrestleMania 30, the Daniel Bryan vs. Triple H program was the top draw of Raw each week. Coming out of WM30, Bryan as new WWE World Hvt. champion has been solidified as a ratings draw.

http://pwtorch.com/artman2/publish/WWE_News_3/article_78083.shtml#.VrjeYViLSUl
>Monday's WWE Raw TV rating was boosted by three distinct peaks. And, like before WrestleMania, Daniel Bryan was the top draw of the show.

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>>957103
The shitty ratings and low viewer rate post is because of le a+ champion.

It was reported that the Rock's return on Raw was the first time since June that they've been able to manage a consistent 4m viewers.

>>957119

>the same Wrestlemania where the streak was borked

Yeah I'm sure that had NOTHING to do with the ratings spiking momentarily.

>>956674

That was amazing.

>>957124
It's mind-boggling how you start your reign on such a high and then pull ratings down so low.
Seth had a literal dream-scenario to work with and botched it.

>>957130
*creative botched it

Fixed.

>>957135
>>957135
>>957135
>>957135

Next thread

>>957119
Based Haitch

>>957127
>I can't read
it literally says DBry had the highest rated segments, higher than Brock

>>957137
Nah Seth fucked it kek

>>956937
>"WELL YOU SEE DANIEL, THE THING IS, IF YOU LOSE TO BROCK, YOU DON'T JUST LOSE THE TITLE, YOUR CAREER IS OVER DANIEL"

Where the fuck is the logic here? Brock has literally nothing to lose then.

>>956937
my nipples are hard

>>956674
why live?