/wwe/ general #1847 - pall wite edition

Man, product ain't that good now.

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>mfw booking myself to main event the biggest Wrestlemania of all time
>mfw I get to finish in Steph every night
>mfw CM Punk gets heemed in his first fight

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>it's that bryanfag guy who goes about how he is the GOAT and calls everyone a shitter
>bryanfags this blind

>>954812
>it's the facebook frog

>>954805

It hasn't been good for about 15 years

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>>954816
>this is what reddit actually believes

>>954823
>>>/facebook/

>>954826
>>>/reddit/

>>954827
Is she wearing that shit during the video? kek

Roman Reigns > Daniel "Glass Neck" Bryan

>>954830

No, it's her punishment for losing. Sasha wrecked her.

I enjoy the works of Dean Ambrose. Who /lunatic/ here?

>>954834
Damn, I had Bayley winning it.

>2k16 STILL not on PC

>>954836
WACKY LINE

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>>954838
>Mustwait race

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/CorbinClub/ W W @ ?
comfy new general here
>>954842
>>954842
>>954842
>>954842

>>954836

Could you go back to the hole you crawled out of?

>>954838

>by the time its released all the gimmicks will be old

>>954836
>mfw he's actually been having better matches recently

His move-set still needs to be improved but he's doing some more snug, technical offense.

>>954799
>>954804

can you guys ever just make ONE FUCKING THREAD?

this is why people think wrestling fans are fucking cancer, we can't fucking organise worth a damn, at least the /asp/ie faggots had a singular thread.

>>954850
They're already old. Emma still has the retarded dancing gimmick despite having her heel music.

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Is he autistic?

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>>954853
>expecting organisation on an anonymous image board with dozens of posters
What would you have us do? Have a wee discussion and assign anon no 1 to do this thread and anon no 2 to make the next?

>>954846

Do you ever leave the house?

>>954853

Ah yes, I forgot, we all have the power to control the autists who fight over being the first to make the threads.

Get out of here.

>>954858
the fucking /asp/ies could do it.

ohhhh radioooo

>>954855
>brown accents

worst roman gear

>>954863
pedigree

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GUYS SIN CARA IS BACK!!!!

>>954868
Finally they can stop pushing kalisto the boring fuck

>>954853
My my, you seem upset.

>>954862

How about you go cry in your dead katana threads instead of drenching our thread with your tears?

>>954868
Kalisto confirmed for dropping the title to Del Rio

>>954868
Sombra when?

WWE Really should make a Trios belt.

>>954868
So MEXICOS GREATEST EXPORT is winning the title back? Boy, was that US title reign short

>Few weeks back people calling for Kalisto to be pushed and that Sin Cara was holding him back
>People furious he lost the title on smackdown
>Wins it back at the rumble
>Smarks salivating
>Goes on to have botchy matches that put Sin Cara to shame
>Now the smarks hate him
>All in the space of a month

>>954873
except I'm a wrestlefaggot to, and even I can see how much cancer this shit is .

>>954855
>the filename

Ded

>>954883
>except I'm a wrestlefaggot to
nice try

>>954881
>wwe fans are extremely fickle
Who knew? Any smark darling that isn't turned on within a month is truly something special.

>>954881
>Botchlisto
>Albotcho del Rio
>Sin Botcha

Why are mexican wrestlers so shit?

>>954878

Apparently he is going to Fastlane and still has his back injury, so who the fuck even knows.

>>954868
Lord I hope wwe fucking commits to Kalisto keeping that belt. seriously to put him into a singles divison then yank his belt away the moment his old tag team member comes back feels pretty fucking weak sauce.

>>954881
I'll own up to this.
I was that guy, I thought Cara was holding him back.
Since his singles run he has been a botchy, woeful mess. He looked so ready for a decent crack during his tag work and he has let me down completely.
Push Neville in his place or shoot La Sombra to the main roster.

>>954887
>Albotcho del Rio
18+

>>954885
you can't prove I'm not.

>>954836
NO ONE. HE'S A RIPOFF OF THE USUAL EDGY FEDORA REDDIT POSTER AND JARED LETO'S JOKER

>>954887
Del Rio is fine. The other two botch frequently because that's part of the game when you do flippyshit.

>>954881
I'm still a fan of Kalisto though lately he's really sloppy. Needs more experience, I guess.

>not giving Neville a Lion's mask
>not renaming the Red Arrow "Pride before the fall"
>not lining his attire with fur
>not keeping him silent and booking him as both athletic and stronk as fuck
>not realizing how hard this would get over with smarks and jimmies alike

BRIE MODE

>>954898
>give jericho his old lion tamer gimmick
FEUD TO THE MOON

>>954898

>implying Mighty Mouse wouldnt have been like this

Vince knows best

Wrestling isn't fun anymore. Bring Kevin Nash to creative/booking. Big sexy just understood pro wrestling.

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Supposedly that pic was taken yesterday

Bryan is no longer Wyatt-family looking

>>954903
It is fun, in other orgs

>>954906
Thank god.
He looked terrible.

>>954906
Now he looks homeless instead if a hippy

Who #GoldenTruth here?

>>954898
>>not renaming the Red Arrow "Pride before the fall"

That's clever tbqh

>>954906
Finally

>>954899
WAHWAHWAHWAH

>>954906
Is that BJ Penn in the middle?

>>954892
You wouldn't call yourself a wrestlefaggot if you were. At least lurk our threads before pretending to be us woodflipper.

>>954906
Gimmick change confirmed

>>954906
ABOUT FUCKING TIME.

I've been saying this for years now. He was best looking when he was in Team Hell No with the short hair but perfectly trimmed beard, similar to his pic.

It's no secret having long hair makes you look shorter, similar to wearing baggy jeans, and when you're already as short as DBry, you need all the help you can get.

>>954912
So it's official that Goldie is allergic to niggers since he keeps stuttering while in close proximity of them?

>>954898
Sounds like a LU gimmick.

>>954921

sounds like every LU gimmick

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>>954812
>it's an anti-smark getting worked by the GOAT

IS IT MY EYES

>>954924
Go back to plebbit you got exposed faggot

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>>954927

>>954903
how is it I derive no enjoyment from wwe of the present day, but could literally pull up a match from a fed like RoH or Lucha Underground which can have two guys who have fought in a wwe ring against each other and somehow the RoH/LU match is better?


I genuinely want to know, how can two guys fight each other in two different matches, one in wwe, and one not in wwe and somehow the one that was nationally broadcasted, be the one that's shit

>>954925
nah

>>954925

WHEN I JOB TO YOU?

>>954929
You don't, roh and meme underground are garbage. You only think they're better because they are flipping and shit faggot.

>>954919
I kinda liked his jesus look, when he had wavy hair but a well kempt beard, but yeah the hobo beard was awful.

Short hair Bryan makes me think of him as based American Dragon. I wonder if they will ever let him use that name now, they almost have a few times.

>>954931
THEY ARE SO GORGEOUS
I'VE BEEN SET FREE

>>954933
>Implying he'll ever wrestle for WWE again

>>954929

because you have an anti-WWE mindset and will take any average match from some shit fed like LU and think its good, have sex

>>954932
I've been watching wwe for ten fucking years.

I think I know what I fucking like in my wrestling at this point, faggot.

>>954906
Can't have that shaggy hair in the office

He's never coming back...

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>this is the first wrestlemania that John Cena will miss

Hold me Bros I can't take it

>>954939
18+

>>954942

He missed 1-19 too.

>>954943
glad to know you have no agument.

>>954929
Because everything in WWE is extremely micromanaged to be a certain way, and a lot of that is about minimising risk and dragging out enjoyment over weeks or months of programming. They are selling an entire TV show, of which the wrestling is just one small part.

Meanwhile in the indies it's pretty much just in ring stuff, with a handful of guys being able to hold a mic too, and the way the indies work now they know you might just be watching on youtube or dailymotion etc, or just a little clip someone has chopped up and PUT on there, so it's all about selling the maximum amount of excitement and athleticism ALL THE TIME.

Also back to the first point, because the reigns are off in the indies, guys that are good can be better, whereas guys who have almost nothing tend to be pretty quickly exposed. The WWE guys who were fired and now work in gym halls probably had it, but were never allowed to show it due to how WWE does business.

None of that is to say WWE is worse or better than indie style wrestling, it's just different. When the indies pull off a big grand feud like WWE can, it can be fucking glorious. On the other hand, instant gratification spotfests are generally the end result when all those above factors are put together with two guys who aren't actually that good pro rasslers.

>>954939
And I've been watching for 20 years. You like flippyshit its ok dumb faggot

I've been in the danger zone

>>954950
This

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>>954939
> I've been watching wwe for ten fucking years.
So you are 14. Mods ban this underager now

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Thoughts on the current Champs /wwe/?

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>>954958
>Rusev TV Champion is missing

>>954951
There is literally nothing wrong with liking flippyshit family. There are people who go to the circus to see the acrobatics.

>>954958
>Triple H
Fuck him.
>Dean Ambrose
Has his moments. Mostly mediocre.
>Kalisto
Botchy mess.
>Charlotte
She's alright. Plays her role well.
>New Day
Stale.

>>954958
> an absolute joke
> based
> ok
> shit tier
> based but running out of steam

>>954963
>>954964
Please have sex. Triple H is GOAT

>>954946
Was gonna say this. Good thing I read threads before I post because I am 18+

>>954958
>muh ego
>dean ambrose is good but needs to get into something not centered around Reigns
>please don't fuck this up now that Sin Cara's recovered
>literally only the champ because lolmydad
>would become GOAT if they evolved into a faction and went after singles championships

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>tfw there's not enough of good fanart of Ryback

>>954958
>based Haitch
>WACKYLINE
>botchtastic
>divas
>getting stale

>>954958
>Transitional
>Alright I guess
>Good, but wouldn't mind him dropping it to someone else.
>Shit.
>Best in the Tag Division, but that's not saying much since the rest of the Division is average

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>>954959

I gotcha familio

>>954950
Sorry I misread, I thought you were asking about indie VS WWE in general. With ROH and LU its basically that but simplified to just: "A more wrestling based TV Show will have better wrestling".

Everyone knows the micromanagement shit though, just look at what happens to ANY wrestler when they move from NXT to the main roster. They lose all creative freedom, both over their characters and their matches.

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Who's your favorite wrestler?

>>954972
BASED
A
S
E
D

>>954958

>how the fuck is this cunt champ in 2016 heading into WM
>Deanetty
>flippy spic
>literally a dude
>stale nig

>>954972
Why is there an arrow between kofi and big e?

>>954934
WAS IT MY LOOK
OR JUST MY HEIGHT

>>954967
>B the Kuntt
Oh look it's that tired faggot who thinks people know who he is

Back from sitting out your ban like a retard instead of evading?

>>954973

I like how indiefags want WWE to die so that the indies will "flourish", when in reality the indie scene will quickly die following it because pro-wrestling will be a dead medium.

>>954958
>doesn't show up in raw
>doesn't show up on smackdown

What a champ

>>954974
>straight egde
>refuses to adhere to a calorie deficit of any kind

What was his diet? Milkshakes and doritos?

>>954887
Because brown 'people' are subhuman
Especially spanish brown 'people'

>>954984
Aj's lethal injections.

>>954985
edgy

>>954982

no because the indie style is indie because it only appeals to a small section of people who watch wrestling

WWE will never ever go out of business.

>>954985
calm down kerwin white

>>954903
Worst meme

>>954976
>>how the fuck is this cunt champ in 2016 heading into WM

HHH needs to have an excuse to go into mania for another year and Vince needs a 'legitiimate threat' for Roman

>>954985
Go to bed Hogan.

>>954929
I think your fedora is on too tight 2bh

>>954990
18+

>>954980
FUTURE ENDEAVOURED
I'M OUT OF SIGHT

>>954982
If the WWE were to die medium sized companies would fill its space. All of this talent known worldwide that has made all this money wouldn't just disappear overnight, investors would move in.

>>954974
What, currently or of all time?

>>954995
Only underagers fall for the liking nash meme

>>954966
Get off your phone hunter

>>954998

But no one but indiefags would be watching them, so it'll still be a dead medium. And I can bet my ass that most of the former WWE stars as well as current indie guys will end up moving to different endeavors knowing that there is no future for them anymore.

>>954981
His last posts were from exactly a week ago. He literally sat out a week long ban.

>>954982
I don't want wwe to die so much as I want a wrestling organization to get big enough to be able to compete with wwe.

lack of competition causes stagnation. That's the only reason people are complaining about wwe is because they've had literally no reason to try to keep their audience, because there is next to nothing on tv that can do shit like wwe can.

a 'big time' indy fed getting a major tv broadcasting contract, then subsequently amassing a huge following would cause wwe to have to step up their game and improve. Competition would improve them.

YOU SEE, /wwe/

>>955000
18+

I just googled why cm punk is out of shape, it led me to a video of him training in a mma facility, and the writer says he looks ripped now.

>still looks like slippery wet dog poop

Lmao this guy is pathetic

>>954987
>>954989
>>954992
Found the mexishit subhumans
Give back the stolen phone you are posting from Jose

>>955000
>Only underagers fall for the liking nash meme
You kidding me?

Kevin Nash changed the business in 96. If it weren't for him and the Kliq we probably wouldn't even have wrestling as we know it

>>955005
THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS THIS:

>>955010
Not the kliq, just Kevin Nash

>>955012
YOU DON'T BELONG ON /asp/

>>954903
Just have Kevin commentate while eating and it'll be far more entertaining.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ywapu37npWk

>>955009
I guarantee I am white than you. 18+

>>955010
Good goy
Outsiders were based for a hot minute, then their top spot and relevance in the NWLol got cucked by the far superior Hogan and Bischoff while Nash and Hall became cringey old men in bandanas

> he is unironically a Kliq kiddie
28+

>>955002
If you honestly think that and are not just b8ing, you are so mentally retarded I don't even know what to say to you.

Wrestling has changed loads of times anyway, with the internet nowadays and a global pro wrestling audience, it is gonna survive in some shape or form.

>>955018
Post jaw and prove it then Pedro

>There was a brief incident at last night's WWE live event in Penticton, British Columbia when Stardust got into it with a fan at ringside. Stardust was in the middle of some heel antics when the man apparently got offended, according to our correspondent, who noted that the man may have been intoxicated. The man ended up being taken away by security and reportedly tried to fight police on his way out

Based Stardust working the marks.

>>954958
>Good for when Seth comes back
>Good for when he gets promoted to main event
>Good even if he is kinda botchy at times
>Who cares
>Fantastic so far, but starting to run out of steam, should probably drop the belts at mania or when they become the longest reigning champions

>>955018
At least learn the language, Hose B

>>954958
Fine I guess other than the WWE title.

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>>955017
>mfw this is more entertaining then 1 year of wwe programming since RR 2015

And what's with wrestlers loving Kelly Kelly? Stone cold said she was his favourite diva too. Patrician taste

>>955029
She was everybody's favorite, just ask Orton.

>people actually think haitch is dropping the belt at mania

He will beat roman clean and hold it until summer slam. This guy beats everyone clean.

>>955029
Because she was good in bed, I assume. Horrible wrestler.

>>954996
YOU CAN'T DENY

>>955035
He has a pretty bad Wrestlemania record and has a history of putting his guys over at it. He's losing.

>>955036
Listen to Orton's shoot on her. She put herself to the Test for the entire locker room.

What does the CM stand for?

Cash Money? Cool Man?

>>955046
Chicago Made

>>955046
Cuckolded Male

>>955046
Cuck me

>>955040
He didn't put over Sheamus.

>>955046
Crying Man

>>955046
Cock Master

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>>955044
>She put herself to the Test

>>955046
Child Molesting
Cuck Master
Cock Muncher
Cunt Man
Crap Maker

>>955040
He only put over guys he wanted, his record is quite good because also won a lot. He basically beat undertaker too at one of the three showings

>>955046

Couldn't Mainevent

>>955046
Crying Mark

>>955061
>He only put over guys he wanted
And Reigns is his pet project. There is no way he won't put him over unless Vince loses all faith in him overnight.

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>>955062
kek

>>955046

Cuck Man

>>955070
Worst Megaman boss of the classic series.

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>>955061
>He basically beat undertaker
>"I mean, I got some shots in so, I basically won"

>>955061
>He only put over guys he wanted,

Are you implying he wanted to put over DBry more than he would his literal project, Roman?

>Braun Strowman
>Strowman
>Rowman
>Roman

Braun and Roman main eventing WM33?

What are some good wrasslin books? I read "Death of WCW" by Alvarez and enjoyed it quite a bit.

>>955075
He sent him out on a stretcher, triple h basically won

>>955075
She can take a couple shots at me all she wants

>>955078
Only if Rowan is the special guest referee.

>>955081
You didn't go over, Haitch.
Let go.

>>955081
He won the fight just not the match, because HHH is so insecure he had to make himself look like A BIG MANLY MAN LOOK AT ME GUYS I'M NOT JUST SUCCESSFUL DUE TO MY WIFE I'M A REAL MAN

>>955078
Roman Empire vs Rowan Empire is already confirmed, mark

>>955081
That was just a bit of ego stroke to help him cope with losing

>>954958

So they asked me to book myself as the champ heading into the biggest mania of all time and I actually did it

>>954999

All-time and currently

>>955046

Can't Mainevent

>>954836
LE CRAZY MAN IS LUNTICxDD

>>954836
18+

>>954836
>tfw I like him but everyone just shitposts about how he's a meme all the time

>>955100

Because he is and he's sloppy in the ring as well.

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https://twitter.com/ufc/status/696131418653523971

>Mickey Mouse won in 45 secs
>Implying UFC is not worked

He will job to Punk and it will make punk look good to have beaten a kid who won in 45 secs.

>>954836
I bet you enjoy the films of Wes Anderson, too.

>>955091
Eddie and the Lunatic Fridge I guess.

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>>954836

>>955091

All time: John Cena
Currently: BMJ

>>954950
>micromanaged
>announcers wear headsets not so that they can hear each other but for Vince to spoon feed them lines
>based Mauro Ranallo on Smackdown
>knows his wrestling moves and history
>tries to bring it up when applicable to the wrestler
>Lawler talks shit and says none of that matters because WWE is the only thing that counts
I could appreciate this because Lawler's the heel commentator but cmon

Also here's the 'leaked' guidelines for announcers
http://imgur.com/a/NW1WG

>>955091
Stone Cold
Brayy

What if Dean wins and goes crazy and injures the shit out of HHH, thus creating an open slot for WM that's taken by........

....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hB1zZ-fJvq4

>>955091
All time: Undertaker
Currently: Tanahashi.

>>955104

Punk is gonna go over everyone then finally put over mcgregor in a super fight that will draw 5 million buys.

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>>954974
The A+Player, the aerialist, the architect, the crossfit jesus, the undisputed future, the man who built and destroyed the shield, the man who makes your jingle tingle, the new day captain, the perfect husbando, the champ, the man.. SETH FREAKING ROLLINS(SFR)

>>955104
Literally everyone knew Mickey Gall was going to win since Mike Jackson is a joke

>>954974
1 Cena
2 HBK
3 Seth Rollins
4 Jericho
5 DDP

>>955121
>undisputed future
>A+ player

He's no longer the future because of the injury.

His injury will knock him down to B+ with a limited moveset. Also, he will lose his main event status because he is on the level of HHH as a promo. zzzzzzzz

>>955111
>that list of 'do not do' and 'say this and not that'


jesus christ no wonder JBL always seems to be the most drugged of the three you'd have to be on something to be able to put up with all that

>>955046

Don't listen to any of the above, it means Chick Magnet.

Pretty accurate.

>>955129
dude, I dislike Rollins but even I know chances are he's gonna be a big guy in the future.

>>955129
>HHH
>bad promos
YOU SEE ANON, THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS THAT YOU CAN ONLY PICK ONE

>>955111
The funny thing about those guidelines is Cole breaks almost all of them pretty much all the time. During his awful heel run he was literally doing the opposite of half of them every week.

Cliche, but the NXT commentary is a good example of sticking to those guidelines and actually putting in good work. Still a lot easier to do it without Vince screaming in your ear I guess.

>>955132
It means Chicago Man you dumb cuck

>>955129

Trips is a GREAT promo

>>955111
WWE IS the only thing that counts.

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>>955134
For who?

>>955046
Cole Miner

>>955100
That's literally one very dedicated guy.

>>955144
4u

>>955129
>will knock him down to B+

>knock him down to

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>>955144
You know who

>>955141
Trips is one of the worst promos ever.

The only reason you think he is a good promo is because he's given so many promos over the last 20 years. He's allowed to talk even when he can't because he got catapulted to the top by Steph and Vince.

His promos are slow and he always sounds like a dick. He can only do heel promos and those promos are only effective because he is actually hated because he irl fucks the boss's daughter.

HHH is a good wrestler with a great look. The rest is fabricated because of backroom politics.

>>955151
>good wrestler
kek

How would you guys have reacted a year ago if someone told you that the the consistently best part of this company post-mania would be The New Day?

>>955147

This.

One guy is responsible for a lot of the shit in here

>Ambrose hater
>Balor hater
>Reigns mark (probably just pretending)
>18+ spammer
>started the 'my my' gimmick now

plus many more

>>955153
HHH is a very good workhouse. He's not a great mat technician, he has no aerial abilities, but he can work a match and has good psychology.

He's overall a 6.5/10 as a wrestler.

>>955151
>HHH is a good wrestler with a great look
Hurry up and bury Kalisto already Vince.

Ryback > Goldberg
Tbh

>>955151

hello Breto

>>955154

I would have said you were crazy and I still say this. Cena was the best part of Raw post-mania.

>>955155
fuck off new shit

>>955155
>hater
>>>/reddit/

>>955155
My my, someone is irate.

>>955160
This desu.

Jewberg
>roidmonkey
>bought into his own hype
>got his ass kicked by a cool dad midget
>only pushed because he was a j*w
>unsafe
>hated by everyone in the lockerroom

Ryback
>natty
>humble guy
>worked his ass off to get recognized by WWE
>gentile
>safe worker
>beloved lockerroom guy

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>>955155
>tfw the my my guy's autism is helping me become a meme

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>mfw wwe tried to bury john cena and he still got over

they are doing the same thing to roman rightnow. its like a really poor rib/test

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>>955172
>Ryback
>natty
>safe worker

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Who here /bestheel/?

>>955174
WWE has been trying to make Roman Reigns look really, really strong since 2013.

>>955176
>Ryback
>not natty
Proofs?

>not a safe worker
Punk was already injured before that 'incident' and he was putting himself and Ryback in danger by being out there. It's a shame what happened but sometimes you gotta just tell Vince you can't work tonight.

>>955176
Fuck off Phil

Post your Hall of Fame predictions

Sting (already in)
Freebirds
Rick Rude
Jacqueline
Vader

all I got for now

>>955179
You have to generate heat if you want to be considered the best heel.

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>>955155
-Everyone knows Ambrose=Reddit

-I don't hate Balor, i was actually shitposting with whole Balor club, Finn vs Roman and Taker vs Jericho at mania before the rumble.

-I don't like him, i actually shitpost /wwe/ with "Why the fuck is Roman still using the vest?"

-18+ is a bland meme, i don't use it

-I don't what meme is that

>>955129
He will be back bigger, stronger, faster, based and hotter than ever

>>955176
>>955180
Phil shouldn't you be getting ready for your fight?

>>955184
sting
ddp
hulk hogan

>>955185
did you even watch raw this past week

>>955155
What ever happened to PJWTS? seems 18+ has completely taken it's place, used to have a bit more variety

>>955191
No, and for good reason. Raw sucks and WM 32 will be one of the worst since 1994.

>>955194
devitt actually posted his jaw

>>955194
/asp/ies never saw pjwts or jcmzom so they just repeat the memes they see now like 18+ and please have sex.

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where is my boy, Fandanger?

>>955181
You think the business works that way, but you are so wrong it is actually hilarious.

Everyone works hurt. All the time.

>>955198
I remember but it was still widely used for a while afterwards

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6wF999NaOg
The greatest theme song of the past 10 years, prove me wrong /wwe/

>>955015
PEOPLE LIKE YOU DON'T GET TO BE SHITPOSTING CHAMPION

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Post times you were worked the hardest by wwe

>>955186
Literally fuck off back to that website you are obsessed with.

Jesus fuck like you couldn't make it any more obvious.

>>955205
Dana is mentally retarded isn't she? It's like someone stuffed the head of a 5 year old onto a bodybuilder and botoxed it.

>>955186

Im not sure why you replied thinking it was you. I am not saying only one person in /wwe/ believes those things, its just that one guy constantly pushes all of those memes.

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>pwnsoyf

>>955208
deanetty's dusty finish for the title last year

I was worked pretty hard desu

>>955155
> balor hater is only one guy
Holy shit you actually are this reddit arent you
Gtfo now aspie

>>955214
Found him.

>>955212
>that
>booty
You're Irish, aren't you?

>>955208
The whole 2nd Summer of Punk.

>>955190
>hulk hogan
already in the hall+fired

he's never coming back. deal with it.

>>955214

see

>>955211

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>>955194
>>955198
>>955204
PJWTS is still used sparingly and successfully, pic related

It doesnt need to get oversaturated and turn into a meme meme like 18+

>>955216

> t. ooga booga

You think Naomi is attractive don't you?

>>955208
When HBK worked Canada and me by fooling us that Bret had returned.

>>955222
> naomi isnt attractive
Low test fem boy get out and please have sex

>>955222
Yeah, but that's completely irrelevant. Paige's ass is objectively not a big one.

>>955222

>This projection

Are you drunk Connaugh?

>>955224

Bestiality isn't sex lad.

>>955208

When The Rock threw Austin into the river along with his skull belt.

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EC3 is fucking huge.

>>955227
We are talking about Nay Nay here m8, not Asuka

>>955230
Really?

>>955226

Pls don't use words you don't know the meaning of.

>>955227

get laid

>>955236

yes I was devastated.

>>955227
It's literally *sex* with animals, dumbass. Back to stormfront.

1. Austin
2. Hogan
3. Rock
4. Cena
5. Bret
6. HBK
7. Macho
8. Flair
9. Undertaker
10. Sting
11. Brock
12. HHH
13. CM Punk
14. Angle
15. Jericho
16. Eddie
17. Ultimate Warrior
18. Jake The Snake
19. Ricky Steamboat
20. Chris Benoit
21. Edge
22. Mick Foley
23. Razor Ramon
24. Randy Orton
25. Daniel Bryan
---------
>9001. Dolph Ziggler

>>955234

Stop watching total divas you square. Naomi is by far the shittest diva on the roster with no redeeming qualities.

>wanting an Usos sloppy seconds

Asgooka would get it though

dubs and everyone ITT must stop posting and go have sex RIGHT NOW

>>955227
Bestiality: Sexual relations between a human and an animal.
It literally is sex retard.

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>>955242

>Rock and Hogan above Cena

>>955243
>Naomi is a worse wrestler than Eva Marie or Cameron
Your racism is blinding you to the fact that she's mid tier as far as divas go.

>>955243

14+

>>955241
>>955245

>all these goatfucker experts in the thread

shouldn't you be watching the superbowl build up?

>>955249
The superbowl is for normie cunts.

>>955246
Cena could move merch and sellout stadiums like Hogan and Rock could. Hogan and Rock actually got people above the age of 18 to buy their merch.

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>>955244
Fuck it, if I have got at it with a FleshLight, so be it!!

>>955247

Eva Marie is in NXT so irrelevant. I haven't seen Cameron in ages. Naomi actually gets on RAW even though she's complete shite.

>>955253
>shite
You're not actually Irish, are you?

>>955244
But I fucked last night.

>>955246

Hogan was an icon of the 80s and Rock was way bigger and more entertaining than Cena could ever hope to be.

18+

>>955246
Confirmed child

>>955243
> no redeeming qualities
Homo confirmed

>>955251

PLEASE have sex holy shit.

>>955256

Cena is the icon of the 00s and 10s.

>its older therefore its better xD

Just put Lou Thesz at number 1 cause he was from the 50s-60s, unless you are underage of course....

>>955262

It's true though. You never see anyone 18+ wearing Cena merch. Everyone wore the 316 merch.

>>954868
LU

>>955268
>You never see anyone 18+ wearing Cena merch
>what are women

>>955268
Because Cena is specifically aimed at kids. Austin wasn't.

>>955275
> what are women
Something you will never put your dick into

daily reminder cena was never meant to be the face of the company

#overcometheodds
#nevergiveup

>>955279
Grow up.

>>955281
Blame bork for wwe going pg

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>>955285
actually to be specific blame hbk and jerigoat

>>955284
Grow in fatty

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Why was the faggot on the far left pushed so hard? who the fuck had a hard on for him backstage?

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>>955268
That's because Austin's character was supposed to represent anti-establishment. It's not secret that grown-ups like to root for the person with a chip on their shoulder. Back in the Ruthless Aggression era it was a common sight seeing adults wear his stuff.

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>>955281
RIP eddie

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>>955213

>>955268

Cena has probably sold more merch in anyone in history at this point.

Austin obviously had a shorter time on top but there is no way of knowing if he would have stayed as popular from 03 onwards as a regular wrestler.

>>955268

Cena's merch looks fucking gay that's why. It's almost as if they intended him to be a heel to the adult audience.

If Cena had cool shirts I probably would have bought a few over the years.

>>955303
Hogan, easily.

>>955306
This. His merch is eye cancer. If not for that I'd definitely have bought some.

Naomi is beautiful, racist faggots can have their vanilla ironing boards

has anyone ever worn triple h merch ever? does he even fucking move merch? dx doesnt count

>>955303
>Cena has probably sold more merch in anyone in history at this point.

18+

>>955293

Vinny mac did gay things with cm punk just like when shawn was still in his prime, but Goat triple H and ryback stopped that faggot from going even higher

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"For the last several years, the face of the WWE has undoubtedly been that of John Cena. Whenever anyone thinks of the music for the top dog in the business, they think of the lyrics for "My Time Is Now."

"The WWE seems to be departing from the "PG Era" and entering a new "Reality Era." And with a new era comes the need for a new face. Over the last couple of months, the WWE has shown they intend on making CM Punk the new face of the company—and this move required a song change."

So I was on Bleacher Report

>>955309
Vince has confirmed that Austin outsold Hogan (and everybody else) easily.

>>955311

I'm not racist, Sasha is my favourite diva. Naomi just has a baboon ass that only people with a bestiality fetish are into.

remember when batista got a new theme song with lyrics once he became champ? why didnt roman or seth get the same treatment? fuck CFO$

>>955322
>why didnt roman or seth get the same treatment
cash

>>955322
because DUDE GUITAR RIFFS LMAO

>>955322
Batista's theme's lyrics were probably already there, they just added them after his win as something special.

CFO$ probably don't iterate on their themes like that.

>>955334
>>955334
>>955334

new

Dave Meltzer has posted on the wrestling classics board that Bryan gave his notice to WWE and was told he did not have the right to give notice.

>>955322
Dean should sing his own theme just like HBK did.

I'M JUST A LUNA-TIC
LUNA TIIIIIC

>>954958
>Based
>pretty good
>alright
>why is Ric Flair fighting women?
>based

>>955208
Mark Henry announcing his retirement.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfMI9j8WwFE
>>955223
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7DOcHRgQMo
This one? Worked me pretty hard too.

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>>955452
>hbk trolling