The Second Act of CM Punk

>>948885
What a bitch.

>>948885
>Are you anxious of being in an actual fight
>Throws bitch fit
I wanted him to be successful but now I just want him to get his ass handed to him.

CM Punk's post WWE stuff has just shown what a whiny little man child he is.

Dude is ruining his career without ever saying nigger or releasing a sex tape.

The interviewer never made him look very, very strong

>>948885

>Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Never drew a penny
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history

This scrub has no business in MMA and will get crushed quickly IF he ever steps up to fight.

>>948975
>implying Dana won't make him look really, really strong

>>948913
>Dude is ruining his career
But Dana probably loves it

>>948885
I can't wait to see him get kicked in the head.

>>948996

Doesn't happen in UFC, it's real unlike WWE kid.

Think he really regrets just walking out?

Cause realistically, how many years could he do this UFC thing, if he so happens to be good? Dude is in his late 30's and not getting any younger.

>>949051
>Think he really regrets just walking out?
Probably not. That whole staph infection business justifies it.

>Cause realistically, how many years could he do this UFC thing, if he so happens to be good?
He's signed for 8 fights. So if he fights once a year that's 8 more years, which by then he'll be in his mid-40s. 2 fights a year would still put him over 40 by the time he's done with his contract. Punk is already 10 years older than your average UFC fighter, by the time he has his last fight he'll probably be like 20 years too old.

What an ass. I'd throw my fucking wallet at Dana if he'd put Punk in a fight against someone legitimate and not some can like he probably will.

>>948885
>where the punches have malicious intent)

But they don't. They mostly just want to win from a professional standpoint. They don't want to genuinely harm eachother, they're all just doing their jobs.

>>948885
>he gets mad for getting asked the same question every day for over a year
>people still act like he does't know shit about mma
This guy is now in training for almost a year and is known go get pissed off pretty easy. We're talking about a guy who lefts his workplace after getting fucked over multiple times and still gets shit for leaving.

>>949035
KEK, same shit different script. The fighting in UFC is definitely real but so was boxing and that certainly didn't stop promoters from attempting to fix outcomes as much as they could. He'll face a bunch of 1 win nobodies so he can say he's beaten a whole bunch of undefeated fighters and then he will be fed to someone they actually want to make money off of.

>>948885

Punk is roid-raging hard on that one.

This thread is fucking retarded.

None of you actually heard any full interviews of him. You just blindly followed what the guy next to you said and took it as truth.

I swear you're shit-eating sheep. Typical WWE fans to be honest, and the reason WWE will never improve/never die

>>948885

Oh my god, he sounds like a bitch. Insecure as fuck. All he had to do was say "no". That's literally all he needed to say.

Funny how he thinks the guy needs to edit the tape to make him sound bad after a bitchfit like that. Worst thing he can do to him is NOT edit it out.

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>>949301
>I swear you're shit-eating sheep.

>>949301
Go to bed cm cuck

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>>948885
hes going to get BTFO wif he moves up the card. He already has a money match in the making if he wants competition.

>>949326
>See you in 2015!

lel

Even when he was still wrestling, Punk was well known as a moody prick, both backstage to other wrestlers and on the street to fans. That doesn't change the fact that he was a pretty good wrestler, but he definitely isn't the guy to approach for pictures. Approaching him is/was always a crapshoot, with him either begrudgingly signing an autograph or telling you to fuck off, based on his whim.

>>949345
>Approaching him is/was always a crapshoot, with him either begrudgingly signing an autograph or telling you to fuck off, based on his whim.
and now aj is the same way.

>>949326
>Nate Diaz
A literal nobody who hasn't been on a PPV in years, who has lost half of his fights since like 2012?, and who nobody cares about other than people who pay attention to meme fighters, and on top of that an irresponsible druggy who would have been fired if it wasn't for Dana's boner for having people with attitude in UFC

The amount of whining that cunt has done since Punk's signing shows how jealous he is

>>949349
>aj

Who?

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>>949350
>A literal nobody
lel diaz brothers are favorites
>who hasn't been on a PPV in years
main event fox cards because he brings views
>who has lost half of his fights since like 2012?,
yea about a 50-50 record but he got robbed quite a few times, his fault for letting it go to judges decision.
> been fired if it wasn't for Dana's boner for having people with attitude in UFC
lel dana fucking fears the diaz brothers thats why he didnt book them for a while because they are real niggas that wouldnt budge but were draws so they finally came to an agreement.
>how jealous he is
he makes good arguments, a fucking amateur coming in and getting a contract while fighters are out there trying to make it have a shit on of fights.

>>949362
>main event fox cards
But he hasn't even main evented the last 3 Fox cards he has been on

>>949035
ha ha there are still people who believe that ufc is real

DIAZ BROTHERS BE KILLING YOU

>>949345
if i had to go an entire lifetime without eating bacon-wrapped steak i'd be a pissy crybaby too

not to mention frail

>>949350
You're a special kind of retard

>>948885
>take a shower
>hit the weights
>get a clue

Still applies tbqh.

>>949426
Based Kev

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>>949426
>>949427

THAT'S MY BIG HOMIE!

>insecure manlet who hates HHH, Kevin Nash, Ryback, Roman Reigns, John Cena, Dwayne Johnson and Batista

>>948907
that is an incredibly lame question to ask though.

That is the equivalent of asking an actor while doing their press, how it felt doing the movie? Its a stupid question that has been asked a lot that will only get the same answer. If it was the first time asked, then that would be legit, but its not.

During every interview, this question is asked. its a stupid question that can't get an interesting answer

V O T E
https://strawpoll.me/6729926

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>>949355
AJ Lee.
The small Indian boy he fucks.

>>949500
She's a snob now? She was cool back then

>>949152
>2 years straight
>still no fight
>shows no desire to be in a fight

Hm i wonder why he keeps getting asked this same question

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>>949513
Yeah, his personality seems to have rubbed off on her.
Shame really, she used to seem like a total sweetheart before they got together.

>>949513
>>949525
she just got tired of pretending to be the gimmick that got her over because neckbeards thought they had a shot with her.
Then/now she has a stand whatever foot rule for guys over 12 if they want to take a pic with her.

>>949545
>Then/now she has a stand whatever foot rule for guys over 12 if they want to take a pic with her.
[citation needed]

can you imagine the shitstorm if Dana gives him a nobody and he still loses?

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>>949590
hold up let me find it.
oh its no touching but the photo does look off

>>949151
are you serious? dont you know you always throw your punches with bad intentions. you dont just swing to swing man, you swing to hit.

>>949601

He'll become even more insecure and abrasive than he already is. Might become an hero.

>>949607
That's pretty standard and acceptable all things considered. You don't even get to touch Divas and female wrestlers even on signing events.

It's nowhere near snobbing her fans or something you guys are making up or something.

>>949601
>gives him a nobody
>HHH, Vince, Steph and Brock all watch him get destroyed
>camera pans to them as they watch
>all four of them are smiling and giggling

>>949613
i agree its acceptable and her call but you can on that second part . depends on the diva though. paige and the bellas are really open with fans

I'd post a pic but my phone won't let me, he's fighting Mickey gall. A much younger, leaner, and experienced fighter.

This fight will be like an episode of bully beatdown with punk getting his ass beat. If he wins, the kid is just taking a dive.

>>948885
punk is the biggest entitled B I T C H in the history of pro wrestling. no guy thinks he's a bigger deal than himself. just bc little kids and internet nerds think you're cool does not make you all that great. pretty sure he never graduated high school either, but he'll be damned if he isn't an expert at everything

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>>949616
HHH is going to be through the roof, he should get big Dave to hang out with him during Punk's match too.

>>949035
If Dana wants to make him a presence in the ufc then he'll get nothing but easy fights like rousey did

>>949035
>MMA
>real

and they say the marks are stupid, how autistic do you have to be to mark out for garbage like UFC?

>>949704
Holy shit the size difference here.

Who else is tired of hearing about CM 'muh staph infection' Punk?

>>949704
>Every fucking day. Every single fucking day when i come home this little faggot just sits there and gives me this stupid look on his face.

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>i don't give a fuck
>look at me guys i dont care
>negative opinions don't bother me

>sensitive as fuck and ready to sperg out at a moments notice

>>949074
>>949144

Do you think these two posts explain why Punk has complete fear in his eyes? Everyone knows he is too old to see out his contract. He's pressing being too old to start his contract. People must be telling him that Dana knows that he will never get 8 fights out of Punk.

Maybe the biggest draw is to see him getting destroyed in the very first one.

>>949608
this is Punk's problem. He will never be able to throw a punch like a real fighter, because he is a performer, and he is personally averse to channelling aggression and negativity.

(Except out through his mouth on those 'awesome' worked shoot pipebombs)

>>948885
Couldn't get past the obvious bias from the very beginning.
If this dude can describe so much about a person within five seconds of meeting them, why is he a ufc reporter and not a psychologist?
Give me a fucking break, this is a man who obviously is someone who is less than thrilled that cm punk is where he is.

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>>949525
>ywn fall in love with a kind hearted qt and eventually corrupt her, turning her into a douchebag like yourself

>>948885

Bearded Punk looks awesome.

>>950376
Poor man's bearded Lesnar tbqh.

"So, Punk - how are you preparing for UFC?"
"What the fuck man what the fuck question is that? Can't you see I am preparing hard? My beard is going to be the most intimidating in UFC. Think 'Lesnar meets Kimbo Slice' levels of TOUGH. I feel sorry for whoever has to fight me and my beard."

>>949725

Rousey beat the very best and did not have easy fights, she hasn't suddenly become a terrible fighter after losing one match. Stick to fake WWE kid.

>>949759

>Autist thinks WWE is real
>My sides

>>949809

Pretty much sums up every other emo brat you'll ever come across....

>>948885
at least he got more buff

>>949454

He doesn't hate Batista, they are friends I think.

Smarks FINALLY beginning to realize how neckbearded and deluded their opinions were a couple of years ago.

>dumb obese neckbeard smarks literally shitting on ryback a couple of years ago and siding with cm crybaby

>>950422
[spoiler]There is no such thing as a smark[/spoiler]

Punk just genuinely doesn't seem to like being famous.

I bet he misses wrestling and just being able to do dumb stuff without the constant criticism and controversy.

>>948885
fucking emo geek lol

>>949035
Still manipulated as all fuck

>>950474

Yeah because they REALLY wanted their biggest star Rousey to lose to Holm! Stick to fake wrasslin' please

>>948885

>Jordan quits basketball and starts playing baseball
>mocked and questioned for his choice
>No outbursts

>Edgelord quits wrestling and signs to ufc
>gets basic softball and routine questions
>OMFG YOU ASSHOLES ARE OUT TO GET ME FUCK YOU YOU HAVE NO RESPECT

he is the embodiment of an angsty teenage girl

Punk is based af tbf lads, I still love him.

>>950600
Its because Jordan played real sports and this is phils first sport

>>948913
He's drawing a LOT OF FUCKING MONEY. It'll be one match and it'll be the highest grossing match in MMA history. Printscreen this.

background in kempo, blue belt in bjj

he has it on lock, you're looking at a new ufc champion

>>951072
but the important thing is why people are watching, nobody is cheering him on, they want to see him get his shit kicked.
They will be putting him against a cream puff that also has no business being in the UFC in the hopes of giving him the best shot possible at winning. They can only pull that shit one or two times though, and when he finally loses his draw will be 100% gone
people are watching to see him fail, not to see how far he can go

... He got interviewed at a fucking hockey game. Punk has always loved hockey, why the fuck would you interview him at a sport he gives a lot of attention to?

>>951072

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

Comedy gold

>>951117

I'll be cheering him on, my dick is gonna get so fucking hard when I taste the salt from you faggots when he wins, I might even cum right in my pants.

>>951282
maybe I wasn't clear. everybody is expecting him to win because dana is the king of jews and wants to milk this draw. He is going to fight someone that is probably 1-1 or 0-1 and has no business in the UFC. when he actually fights against a real fighter with more than 6 months of training he's going to be obliterated

>>951293

But Punk already has more than 6 months training at this point.

>>951293

He will fight the winner of Johnson vs Gall(?) which is tomorrow.

>>951319
interesting thing about that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vy5mPh5axAA