Guys WWE needs but no chance of coming back.

Batista as champ in 2014 would've been great but the smarks ruined it

Batista might be back.

>>947257
Considering how "well" WWE handled his latest 6 month run, I don't think so.

>>947219
>Smarks

The entire crowd wanted Bryan.

>>947257
he literally turned downvinces offer to appear at WM this year cause wwe is so shit right now

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>>947294
>the entire crowd
full of smarks.
>>947298
and to give the finger to the smarks BASED BATISTA.

>WWE needs

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

>>947302
Oh boy. You're adorable. I'll ignore how obviously incorrect your claim that the entire crowd was full of smarks and pose you this question; if the entire crowd for roughly a year and a half was full of smarks, and everyone buying the WWE network were smarks, then how would pandering to them not be the best decision?

>>947294
>>947433
The chant was more over and still is over, bryan just rode it to the top and it worked because he was a small underdog with the duckdynasty look.

>>947257
Hes got the GOTG cash cow now and was even in a bond film.

Filming a movie for 3 weeks and collecting a multimillion dollar paycheck is better than taking bumps and doing house shows for a whole year for less

Shane.

pls come back

>>947500
I love how you dodged that question so fucking hard.

>>947792
While that's true, Batista is a wrestler at heart and just like Rock they consider the ring to be a way different experience in terms of instant gratification and I guess actualisation. Basically it's the best ego-trip ever, so he'll back.

>>947804
>tfw Shane will never come back and dismantle The Authority

>>947863
> Shane will never come back and legit run the company, exiling Vince to a home, HHH to NXT and Stephanie to being a figurehead PR spokesperson

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pls

>>949438
>almost given a pseudo-Nazi gimmick but Arn Anderson and Michael Hayes pussied out

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>>947863
he would just make his own authority.

People still liked Batista?

>>947212

Isn't 2015 Batista out of gas in like eight seconds?

>>947212
Batista said in an interview that he'd more likely meet The Rock on a ring than on a set when asked about him, so I guess it's not impossible. Maybe not during the short period.
And Vince hates CM anyways so it's a good riddance to him.

>>949472
This... People like Batista now cause Marvel and 007 shite, but you all forgot than he was slow as fuck and the only good match than he had is that last run was against DB and Orton.

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>>949465
SPOTLIGHT NOW!
BLUETISTA
DEAL WITH IT
heel batista was based as fuck man.

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>>947212

>>950461
AJ vs. the Divas Revolution call-ups would've been really interesting, she might've even been motivated again.

>>947219
great meme

>>947294

Only bed-wetters wanted the vegan manlet

>>947500
You mean the chant of "Daniel Bryan" that kept popping up for (again) a year and a half despite all attempts to cool him down?
You can keep being a contrarian if you want be we all know 2 things; I'm right and you're booty bothered.

>>949549
>People like Batista now cause Marvel and 007 shite, but you all forgot than he was slow as fuck and the only good match than he had is that last run was against DB and Orton.

They don't forget at all. He was a joke for the entirety of his run and only sharpened to a semi-serviceable state for his final few matches which were all multi-mans he could be easily protected.
They're just memeing.

>>947212
vince should of gave punk a bigger push instead of eliminating him from that royal rumble early...

>>950484
i agree.

>>950461

Pisses me off that a whiny bitch ruined her dream because he got so mad at not having the biggest wrestling company in the world revolve around him. The fucking ego on Punk is disgusting

>>950801
What killed Punk was his ego. If he just dropped the pipe-bomb, but didn't make everything about *him* it would've made it look more like WWE's fault. Now it's just a clean 50/50 WWE being shit + Punk being bitchy.

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>>947212
Gangrel. Make a New Brood.

>>947500
Best meme on this board

>>947212
Batista completely shitted on creative in the Spectre interview, He isn't coming back

Punk most likely wouldn't comeback even if they offered him more money.

>>947219
Not even Batista wanted that.

>>950864
He was one of my favorites during attitude era. I even ran a gangrel fan-site back in the late 90's. come.to/the_brood. it's long gone now though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZTnG7TfYbo

>>949438
HEI!
HEI!
HEIDEN-REICH!

>HEIL!
>HEIL!
>HEIL DEN REICH!

>>949550
Why isn't Randy shooped to be Tails and Haitch shooped to be Knuckles?

>>951027
The only thing about gangrel that wasn't shit was his impaler ddt.

>>947858
I agree and event though I too junped on the DBry bandwagon, I was hyped for Batista's return. I guess it all turned out to good in the end though becuase I fucking loved heel Batista and the Evolution reunion/ Shield feud.

>>951115
And his entrance.

>>947212
Is Batista gay?

>>947212

Why would Batista not come back?

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>>951334

What is this new meme of people pretending they like Batista? Is it because he played that wacky autistic guy in Guardians of the Galaxy?

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#BigMoneyMatt

>>950864
Raven would probably be more help.

What storyline would Punk be involved in today ?

Its Wrestlemania season so I assume he would be denied a spot in the main event.

Maybe Punk vs HHH and he would have went full blown 4th wall breaking again

>>947219
>SMUH-SM-SMUH-SMARKS

shut the fuck up

>>947500
>it's the chant
you're one image of big show doing the chant means jack shit. a guy who wasn't a fuckign body builder got over with the audience, learn to fucking live with it.

>>951029
>nazi edginess

attitude era's over pally

>>951501
face run against triple h, culminating in a world championship fight in the third-to-last match at wrestlemania.

triple h wins clean, and the next night on RAW opens the show by vacating the title and retiring.

following a falling out with the company, CM Punk decides to pursue a career racing F1 cars.

>>947804
>steph and trips leave RAW in a limousine
>after getting through the exit ramp a large truck zooms in from the side of the building
>it smashes into the limo, rips it in two, and sends blood and glass flying everywhere
>the driver of the truck emerges
>it's shane mcmahon and he's visibly intoxicated

If the chant is more over than Bryan doesn't that mean the chant is far more over than everybody else on the roster, too?

Barista said he didn't want to come back because it was too PG

>>950801
Lol, no

His health concerns were valid. The fact that other wrestlers endure similar in scale (and maybe even worse) issues isn't a mark against punk, its a mark against Vince for creating an environment that rewards ignoring your well being and punishes worrying about it. His ego is irrelevant.