/wwe/ General #1801 - Just Rusev my shit up edition

Word has it that they did that Rusev sketch because Lana has backstage heat again.

>everyone is injured or already buried by Cena

Who's Reigns gonna face post WM32, assuming if he's champ after?

>>927594

I dont like bully rock

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>>927594
she yelled at Rusev at the airport and vince didn't like that he didn't stand up for himself/control his bitch

>>927601
More like Vince is just a jealous old faggot who's envious one of his wrestlers is banging a 10/10 Venezuelan broad.

>>927597
Trips again and Trips will go over again.

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>>927597

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I'm not a regular here but the last thread just hit bump limit.

like, it's still on page 1.

maybe it's because the generals I hang out in on other boards usually just stay in one place until they're on page 7 or 8 or something but it feels like you're all jumping the gun a bit

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>>927591
>>927590

Real threads bro-bros.

>>927608
We only get 300 posts because Hiroshima won't change our limit from the old default

>>927608
We're asserting our dominance over the board.

>>927609
This one we're in was created the earlier you fucking idiot, you know the rules

WE ARE THE NATION

>>927608
Shut the fuck up, faggot.

I hope to god one day Roman Reigns pops out his shoulder doing his faggot ass I COCK DIS HERE FIST AND SUPER MAN PAWNCH

>>927601
I honestly don't blame RuRu for not doing anything with how it is these days. For all we know he could've been labeled as an abusive husband and punished even more severely so WWE wouldn't look bad.

>>927613
>listening to christian rock

>>927612

I bet you prefer Booman Rates to Bryan Danielson you mark.

>>927615
Only weak indy midgets like Samir Zayn do that to themselves

This cuck thread is shit

Real thread here >>927005
>>927005
>>927005


>>927613
Incorrect
This one was posted earlier >>927005
Learn to tell the time americunt

>>927618

>Bryan Danielson

It's Daniel Bryan.

You never watched a Bryan Danielson match, pls stop.

>>927609

>no replies in either
>meanwhile this thread already has 20+ replies

survival of the fittest nigga

>>927621
Fuck off Bretcuck

>>927608
it's a fish

>>927620
And Orton, who rekt his shoulder by pounding the mat

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>>927621

>>927609
>4 autists make generals before the bump limit is reached because they need to feel like they did something important
>b-but why aren't you guys using m-my thread

Jesus its like when we were on /sp/ only we don't have active mods to clean up the losers.

>>927597
same fucking people whenever there is a face champion: kane, big show, and i guess triple h if he wants to get his win back

>>927623

Are you doubting my ring psychology?

Rusev is so butthurt on twitter about the reports of lana having heat

>>927635
MUH DAVE MELTZER
MUH SMARK ATTITUDE ABOUT KNOWING EVERYTHING

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>>927631
>if

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>>927621
>bretcuck
>cucked by swagsuke
>cucked by rusevcuck

It just get's worse for you, m8.

>>927630
> we
Why have you started tripfagging if you were a OG regular

>>927631

>Big Show

He had a fucking midcard feud with him LAST YEAR

>Kane

Same for him.

>HHH

No, if HHH keeps being booked in matches, he's gonna end up throwing out his hip one of these days.

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>rushing to make a new thread on this board

>>927641
I just got some friends who are into wrestling to start coming here. Im abroad so we can't text and shit.

>>927644
>MizGOAT will never main event Wrestlemania again

feels bad man

>>927644
Can you imagine /asp/ as an entire audience at a WWE show?

>>927643
yeah and the cosmic ballet goes on and on. there aren't many big heels in this company

>>927644
trying to hit that 2000 before mania

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>>927640
> get's
At least im not a dribbling americuck. Did one of your overhanging wrist rolls accidentally hit the apostrophe button or are you just stupid m8?

>>927588
*tips fedjawa

>>927651

Yeah because Cena buried them all. Rusev and Wyatt could've been decent heels for him to work with.

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>>927653
>encouraging shitposting

Who yanoposter here?

>>927618
Roman Reigns can actually wrestle without concussing himself on throwaway Smackdowns, so it's understandable.

>>927646
Why would you do that?
Ive noticed an influx of shit mark opinions lately, im blaming you

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>>927661
>Reigns
>can actually wrestle
>wrestle
>Reigns

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>>927650
>stadium is all tarped off since there's 80 of us on a good day
>commentary team murdered on their way down the ramp
>random signs with smug anime girls and pokemans
>people try to start chants and are countered with FULL SAIL SUCKS
>somebody says >implying and gets the biggest pop of the night

>>927665
Yeah... a few of them were hhh shitposting. Sorry about that

>>927667

>divas match
>half the audience is shooting jizz into the ring and the other half is screaming for their waifu to come out instead

>>927666
Have sex

>>927667
>pokefaggots having literal gay sex under the ring

>>927661

It's sad that there's people actually WANT him to concuss himself. But Reigns isn't some frail midget goat, he actually is a guy that has main eventer potential.

>>927674
>WE WANT FEET chant

>>927649
He should have stolen the Rumble.

Rewatching Owens v Cena at Elimination Chamber, jesus fucking christ Cena talks so loud

>>927674
>1/3 is masturbating 1/3 screams for their favourite diva to come out 1/3 chants BOOOOORING

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>>927667
>an actual gorilla wearing 5XL Ryback merch at ringside
>marks the fuck out to FEED ME MORE
>stampedes to the locker room and attacks Brock
>Main event of the night is declared to be 1 Gorilla vs 10 Brock Lesnars

>>927690

Because he, a top guy mind you, is in the ring with someone who's new and green.

>>927694

But is it a silverback gorilla?

>>927695
I'VE BEEN DOING THIS FOR 15 YEARS
YOU DON'T GET TO GIVE ME ADVICE, GOT IT?

>>927656
the rusev situation bums me out the most, he plays a great heel character but he's constantly made to look like a total geek.

>>927700

Except Owens is not doing it in front of like 100 people on some indie stage, it's in front of THOUSANDS of people on the BIG stage.

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>>927694
THE GREATEST DEBATE OF ALL TIME

>>927690

He is just telling Owens how fat he is.

>>927702

On a live PPV mind you, with millions watching.

I wish Lesnar would grow his beard back. Looks badass as fuck.

>>927703
1 Gorilla couldn't beat 10 co-ordinated Brocks.

If the Brocks are smart they win.

>>927709
>If the Brocks are smart they win.
>If the Brocks are smart
>If

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Most underrated guy in the business

>>927709

inb4 someone starts talking about how Gorillas have godlike powers

>Playing WWE 2K16
>Rusev is billed from Bulgaria in game
>Still carries the Russian flag anyway
Bravo 2k

>>927711

>Katsuyori

What's this weeaboo shit?

>>927714

Not only do those yukes games suck ass but they're also outdated by almost a year when they come out

>>927711

Literally (LITERALLY) who?

>>927710
>>927713
The only variable is how a pack of Brocks would actually hunt - maybe it's not in there nature to co-ordinate.

Obviously we've only seen a pack of one Brock in real life so whether a herd of Brocks would live harmoniously is up to debate.

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>>927719
>>927715

Japanese Cesaro if Cesaro was good

>>927711
Shibata's largely unknown outside of Japan, but hardly anyone looks at his work and says, "nothing special".

>>927716
They usually suck because of the short ass development time (like 10 months) but I guess it's necessary to prevent the games from being really outdated, though as you said they fail at preventing it anyway.

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>>927722

>if Cesaro was good

>>927711
Does a better GTS than Itami and Punk

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>>927727

Cesaro got neutered in WWE

Outlaw Cesaro was great

>>927731
Remember when he had hair?

>>927731
I wonder if the cartel found Generico and Steen, I don't think those Mexican orphans are ready to fight yet.

>>927722

>copying Balor's moves

lol?

>>927731
Who's the generic masked jobber?

>>927741

That's AJ Styles, he wore a mask in the indies sometimes.

>>927741
El Generico, he's training orphans in Mexico.

>>927714

these games are shit but I love playing them anyway

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>AMBROSE WITH THE WACKYLINE

>>927748

That rebound closeline needs to stop.

>>927748

It's Wacky Lime

>>927751
It's the Wackeel-ine, a tribute to the tribe he descended from

>>927745
Don't try the hard stuff, then.

>>927734

You mean when he looked like Mojo Rawley fucked Aiden English?

>>927741

It's just The Generic

>>927744
I believe Generico got gunned down by the cartel.

>>927649
>again

How did Vince think it was oke for miz to main event, and then go on to not make him a star

>>927731
OLEEEEEE OLE OLE OLE

OLEEEEEEEEEEEE
OLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>927760

Having Miz be able to say he was at one point champion makes a lot of sense for his character and adds a lot to it. Having him actually be the face of the company doesn't make sense.

>>927762

I fucking hate that chant, and I don't even have to see a match to know that THIS is the only reason Zayn is over.

>>927731
tfw Sami buried El Generico on NXT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnD1iJ1Z6gg

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>>927661
>Roman Reigns can actually wrestle
>Roman
>Wrestling

Rusev isnt even that good anyway, and looks fat. Rather watch big show tbqh

>>927766
I hope you're used to it, because it's coming up to the main roster with him

>>927731
>Cesaro got neutered in WWE

No, he neutered himself. He's on a big stage, he can't show any signs of unprofessional indie bullshit on it. Even then, he's still good in the ring.

I'm tired of this argument of WWE "watering" down indie guys when it's probably the wrestlers themselves that's doing it.

>>927773

I hope he injures himself whilst dancing to the again.

>>927778
Calm down edgelord

I get that the Uso's are boring samoan super cena's but honestly, I don't think they've ever failed to deliver in a PPV match.

So how do you fix them. I still can't even tell which one is Jey or Jimmy

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>>927772

>>927784
Samoan World Order.

>>927780

Seriously, if you're getting injured DURING YOUR FUCKING ENTRANCE, just stop wrestling.

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>>927731
Newsflash

Everyone gets neutered in the WWE

>>927759
Steen confirmed that Generico faked his death and both Steen and Generico are hiding out somewhere.

>>927784
Same with Roman, the ppv king

>>927769
Have sex
http://www.profightdb.com/wrestler-star-ratings/roman-reigns-6728.html

>>927789
That gif is always making me feel weird, how fucking close that was

>>927790
The plot thickens....

>>927791
>muh subjective ratings!

Darren and Goldust should form a tag team named The Gay Community honestly lads

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>tfw rewatching Cena vs. Punk at MITB

We had it so good lads

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>>927711
This guy is friggin brutal to watch. Him and Ishii have the best chemistry.

Best entrance music too:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRH3FOniS_4

>>927791

Exactly, but everyone hates them and thinks that their overrated Sami Zayn can put on a better PPV.

>>927797
Chortle chortle

>>927709
>>927710
>>927713
>implying one gorilla wouldn't literally kill 100 Brocks

Brock just couldn't harm a gorilla in any real capacity.

>>927790
I heard Generico got caught up with a Mexican Drug Cartel

>>927801

Hell yeah

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3kxvit_katsuyori-shibata-vs-tomohiro-ishii-njpw-wrestle-kingdom-10_sport

Reminds me of the Luke Harper/Dean Ambrose matches from DGUSA when they were kicking chairs into each other's faces and such

The fact that WM is in Dallas and Stone Cold is not involved someway yet is complete bullshit

>Brock Lesnar taking the Wackyline

>>927808
He was, rumor has it that Generico managed to seduce the boss' wife.

>>927814
He will probably open wm just like 30

>>927814
>supposedly THE BIGGEST WRESTLEMANIA
>the card right now looks completely weak and could look even worse if any major star gets injuried (and that will surely happen soon)
at this point I'd just call up every veteran from NXT honestly

>>927814

I'm sure he can take or leave WWE at this point.

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>>927820
>Vince's fw Takeover Dallas will totally BTFO WM32

>>927813
This match was even better with the Japanese commentary screaming their lungs out at the climax of the fight near the end. Just so intense.

>>927827
Takeover card looks way better than anything WWE can shit out at this point

this is hilarious, I bet Haitch feels superior every time he wakes up in the morning and looks in the mirror
>smarks love me and shit on Vince, this is great

>>927800
>mfw the crowd literally cheering "YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE" at Cena

Jesus christ what a PPV

>>927827

You realise Vince owns NXT too right?

>>927827
why would he care? its more money going to his company

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>>927833
>implying the full failers will ever acknowledge that
It's Triple H's in every way but legally at this point

>>927830
>I bet Haitch feels superior every time he wakes up in the morning and looks in the mirror

this would happen regardless of any other factors

>>927835
Because he Flag-ship company product sucks ass.

>>927827
>based haitch XD

How long until Hunter completely flips the bird to Full Sail cucks and takes NXT on the road full time?

>>927830
>>927827

You know NXT booking is Regal right?

>>927835

Because if marks gave half as much of a shit about 32's card as smarks give about Takeover's card he'd be able to make a fuckload more money.

>>927813
The Shibata vs Ishii match at Wrestle Kingdom 10 to me, in many ways, was a lot like the Hitman vs Austin match at Wrestlemania 13. Undertaker vs Sid got top billing on the card, but it was the no holds barred match that really stole the show. That's what this Shibata/Ishii fight reminded me a lot of. It wasn't even a wrestling match, just a brutal fight that was hard to come down off of after it was over, and you're wondering how the hell is the next match going to match that intensity.

>>927839
Why on earth would you assume Vince holds the same opinion as yourself?

>>927827
>no Cena
>no Fella
>no Rollins
>Undertaker is old as fuck and will die any moinute now
>possibly no Sting
>no Orton
I expect Vince will commit Sakura live on Monday night Raw if by any chance Roman Reigns gets injured

Can anyone explain to me how the Miz went from being a Wrestlemania main-eventing world champion to a comedy jobber?

>>927852
not roided enough and not samoan enough

>>927852
He's not just a world champion, he's also a modern day grand slam champion, he's held every title in WWE. (minus Divas hurrr)

>>927851
>I expect Vince will commit Sakura live

The way it's going the Main Event is gonna be a live playthrough of Sakura Trick by Vince and Roman.

>>927852
He's mediocre in the ring

>>927827
Oh boy, it's like Summerslam 2015 all over again!

Since Neville is the man the gravity forgot, is Owens the man the gravity will never forget?

>>927845

Honestly Shibata sold me on watching more NJPW more than Nakamura or Okada. He's the exact kind of wrestler I love.

I can see shades of Austin in him but I'm not sure if he's an actual influence or not.

>>927861
Doesn't really matter with his character, though. Miz can get heat from his promos and just do weaselly stuff when it comes to matches. I understand why they haven't kept him in the main event scene, but he should have been a bit more protected (at least, booked as smart) so that he'd be available to serve as a transitional champion when they need him.

>>927866

Kevin Owens is gravity's 9/11

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ryback wwe whc

cm puke puny botch champion

my ryback is a legend

>>927873
STUPID
*bangs head*

I am shocked and appalled why WWE won't clear Daniel Bryan who is blind is one eye, deaf in one ear, has had upwards of 300 concussions of varying degrees of severity many of which went undiagnosed or unreported, and was capable of gaining an intolerance to SOY.

I miss edge:/

>>927882
watch his show

>>927880

I know right, Daniel Bryan went to SEVERAL street shamans who gave him a strict deep tissue garlic massage regiment and WWE wont clear him because "real" "doctors" say it's not "safe" to wrestle with "concussions"

>>927880
>>927890
Could you at least pretend it's not a samefag familia
>inb4 Microsoft paint forgeries

HE'S FAT

>>927897
>only 1 person could possibly make fun of cryin bryan for being a hippie that doesn't know what a real doctor is

>>927902

YOU HAVEN'T BEEN BEAT UP PROPERLY

I WANNA FUCKING DIE

>>927902
GET MY BAGS

GET MY BAAAAGS

I can't decide what I love more; Steiner posting or maggle posting.

/wwe/ has pretty dank memes desu.

>>927903
No but only one person could be so boring at it

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Say my name

>>927587
AJ THEME is out
As expected, is shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bE9ydolPum8&feature=youtu.be

>>927928
Prince Jobber

>>927928
Literally Who

>>927928
Developmental Regret

>>927928
Five Years Wasted

>>927928
didn't bottom well enough

>>927936
>people still think five years in developmental is a particularly long time

For a guy his age who started at the age he did it's not tbqh

>>927929
Aahahha holy shit, this sounds like complete ass when not played in an arena. I guess that's expected, not many themes are actually good songs.

>>927929
>We some Southern boys
>With the farmer strength
>Ain't nobody man enough to feel the pain
>And you could be next
>You better give respect
>'Cause ain't nobody breakin' this redneck.

Bravo
10/10 lyrics

I'M THE BEST IN THE WOOOOORLD

>>927928
Had a Shitty Finisher, traded it for another
Oh, well, it's too long.

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>>927929
>YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP YEP

I gotta say, this shit sounded a lot hyper at the RR. Kinda disappointing.

>>927841
would be too expensive and not enough people watch NXT to get even a fraction of Raw ticket buys

probably 90% of the people who buy tickets to raw barely follow wrestling news on the internet

the network hovers around 1 million subscriptions, I imagine maybe 25% of those actually watch NXT Takeovers

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>>927929
New Japan theme was way fucking better:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfIo7xL0JnU

>>927951
>black guy rapping about having farmer strength

>>927973
>>927973
I assumed it was a white guy rapping.

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will Cesar visit Sheamus in the hospital?

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>>927951
>We some Southern boys
>With the farmer strength
>'Cause ain't nobody breakin' this redneck

uuugghh...

>>927951

>people are surprised a theme song for a Georgia boy with a heavy accent talks about him being from the South

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>>927929
>this is literally WWE doing an ANDY ORGAN of a DMX song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AIH28G2YRo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIoKw_h_4nw

>>927993
18+

Absolute underage fuck

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>watching Spectre
>Big Dave just showed up
>forgot he was in the movie

pleasantly surprised

>>927929
>>927951
>We some homophobes
>With fagbashing strength
>Ain't no faggot man enough to flee my chains
>And you could be next
>You better not be gay
>'Cause ain't nobody gettin' married in this state

>>928009

I HATE YOU BATISTA

>>928009
He has no lines and is still the best part of the movie.

>>927929
They should REALLY have went with Evil Ways

>>927929

I a-actually like this

>>928011
Basketballs don't hold grudges

>>927929
Another cfo$ classic
And by classic I mean shit tier garbage shit

>>928020
>tfw I actually like this
AJ riding a pickup into the ring just like ADR did with his limo when?

>>927713

A gayass chimp has the strength of five full grown men, or one and a half Bork Lazers. Imagine how strong a gorilla is in comparison to a chimp.

>>928020
>>927960
>>927951
>>927947
>>927929
>white "men" trying to pass judgment on music
Can you dumbass white bois go back to linkin park and metallica and other white people music

AJ's theme is fire

>>928024

>Blue truck with white racing stripes, a lift kit, mudding tires, and the P1 Logo on the doors

>>928029
>Pretending to be non-white in a WWE general

Nice try whitey

>>928031
black smarks are probably rarer than black weebs

>>928014
>AJ comes out at the Rumble
>acts Heelish
>Evil Ways
>wears his Heelish attire
>following night
>Haitch announces him as the Authority's new boy
>"I myself authored this signing, yadda yadda, he's our enforcer, anybody who wants me goes through him"
>basically setting him up as a guy to act in Haitch's absence
>Haitch beats up Roman at some point
>AJ comes out
>Haitch looks jubilant
>his boy has come to help him
>attacks Haitch
>helps Roman up
>attacks Roman
>Lone Wolf AJ gives no fucks and breaks millions of necks

I'd mark tbqh

>>928034
>rarer than black weebs
Mate most of the faggots reviewing anime on youtube are black.

>>928030
I can dig that
>>928035
That sounds better than ONE VERSUS ALL in Romans term

>>927965
Do you have any idea how often nxt shows sell out? Nearly every one

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>that feel when no qt gf to watch wrestling with

>>928029
Hey man, I listen to hip-hop too like Madlib, People Under the Stairs, Binary Star, etc. But that AJ song is hot garbage. CF0$ can't into hip-hop producing.

Big Macs is superior:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-vLcF0C-Bc

Is there even a SINGLE memorable promo Daniel Bryan has cut, post Team Hell No?

>>928029
t. CFO$

>hey we should think about lyrics for that AJ song
>yeah he'll stare at Roman for a while
>uhh
>yeah let's go with the amount of titles fans want Roman to hold

>>928035
>loner aj

Gay as fuck fuck off back to running TNA dixie, cunt.

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>>928041
>Tfw ask qt out and she politely rejects me

>>928044

the one where he grinned like a fucking faggot and said "YES YES YES" a lot was pretty good

>>927977

He visited Cena, so why not?

>>928040
>Brooklyn
>was a takeover
>Summerslam was next night

>London
>was a takeover
>Brits always come close to selling out

>other non-takeover events
>usually in halls that hold 400 people

I'm saying if NXT travelled like Raw/SD they would probably sell 1-2k tickets

sales would be worse than smackdown because it's not the "WWE" brand. Hell half the people going to shows are kids who just want to see Cena.

>>928047

lets go with the amount of girls who you have had sex with

>>928051

But that's every fucking promo he did, and again it involves the "Yes!" chant.

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>>928054

Smackdown sucks lmfao

>>928035
This would probably ensure that Roman got a bigger pop than AJ.

>>928044
His promos against Cena were good

>>928058

dem glasses

>>928058
>post yfw Cesaro visits all his boys when they get injured
>yfw none of them are visiting him

>>928060
Smackdown hasn't been good since Edge left.

Aj styles will probably get injured soon if he's working smackdowns as well as raws. Probably injured before wrestlemania

>>928067
Christian*

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>>928065

>implying Cena won't visit him on behalf of the Make-A-Wish Foundation

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>tfw they don't want none

>>928068
He's already working through a back injury. So he'll probably get hurt again.

>>928076

I'LL SEE YOU IN THE RING, FAGGOT

>>928067

Ranallos commentary turned it into a watchable show overnight.

>I'm marking for a commentator. In 2016.

>>928079
His commentary sucks he sounds like he's from the 30s
18+ and 90-

>WWE Five Things
>Their most recent one had Kelly Kelly in it

Goddamn I forgot how ridiculously hot she was, I bet Test ate her out like she was a pizza in a hotel room

>>927977
he's injured?

>>928092
broke his arm or something

>>928092

He broke his arm celebrating his birthday

So who will be the man to break this redneck?

>>928093
>>928094
top kek. when did this happen?

>>928094
How. Does that happen

>>928096
Whoever uses AJ's Styles Clash against him.

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>tfw played AJs theme about 10 times in a row and can't get enough of it

>>928092
Pentagon jr broke his arm.

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>>928100

HE'S OIRISH FELLA

IF YER OIRISH AND YA DONT BREAK AN EHRM ER LEG ON YER BIRFDEY YER NOT A TRUE OIRISHMAN

>>928107
Yeah, but why didn't he do the smart thing and break someone else's arm or leg.

>inb4 he's not scottish

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in4bliss

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SMACKDOWN IS ON!!!

>This Rumble recap
>Piping cheers for Roman's return super late into the match
Will they ever change?

Everyone is injured. Put the all the titles on Chris Jerigoat

>>928112
Some people become destructive when drunk. I have a friend who often decides to get himself hurt in different places and in some really weird situations.

Fucking idiot though

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Post wrestling opinions that this person would have

>>928116

People watch SmackDown?

I'm just watching Ride Along

>>928116
YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT YOU LIKE

>>928121
>I don't like Roman Reigns

>>928094

I heard it was tendonitis.

>>927587
How is it that the New Day are always cheered on RAW, but Booed on Smackdown?

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>playing Dragon's Dogma
>come across a pawn called "Cena"
>summon it just so I can send it back with a message
>send him back with "Hustle, Loyalty, Respect"
>also send back a gift of like 10 kept fish
>get friend request on steam from the person who's pawn it was
>"I DO NOT WANT YOUR FISH, COLD FISH LANA"
>removes me
>mfw

>Looking at old ratings
>Brock defeating the streak got 1 and a half stars
Was Meltz really sour or did he think the match was shit?

>>928117
He's still got enough to be the GOAT Divas Champion.

>>928121
>I like Roman Reigns

>>928121
>Roman isn't over

>>928130
You got fucking invaded by Rusev lad

>>928131
Both.

>>928121
>>928134

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcZe_k56MP4

>>928131
That match was fucking shit

18+

>>928130
Can't send custom messages.

>>928121
>Dean Malenko should have been WCW's Franchise and carried the World Heavyweight Championship from 1995 until 2003.

>>928130
What are you even fucking saying?

>>928122
An AJ styles match, and Kalisto vs NEvill is worth a veiw

>>928140
I-I lied about that part because I didn't feel people here would know much about DD.
The rest legit happened, tho, which made it even funnier for me when he messaged be back because he got the reference without needing any other prompt
Or he didn't and just wanted to call me a cold fish, either way I lel'd

>>928131
the latter. the match fell apart a few minutes in when undertaker got concussed. brock isn't good at carrying others, but i can't see how anyone could have done better, given the circumstances.

HOL ON JUST A MINUTE PLAYAS

>HE DOESN'T LIKE THE USOS

>>928150
Who are you quoting?

>>928149
THIS MATCH, IS GONNA BE ... A TAG TEAM MATCH! HOLLA!

HAHA TIME FOR SHIT BREAK ALREADY XD

REMINDER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5aVOoLWF_Q

THEY DON'T WANT NONE
NO
THEY DON'T WANT NONE
NO
THEY DON'T WANT NONE
NO
THEY DON'T WANT NONE

You're put in charge and have to put together a potential 5 star match with the current roster of WWE.

Who do you chose and what match type?

Reminder the last 5 star match was Punk in Chicago versus Cena.

>>928146
There's always one /v/irgin in a /wwe/ thread pham.

>>928163

Shinsuke Nakamura vs Sami Zayn in Dallas

>>928121
>I'm not a wrestling fan, I'm a sports entertainment fan
>outlaw wrestling

Fanboys are the top fedora tippers

>>928163
Roman and AJ Styles

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>>928163

>>928163
Neville and Brock Lesnar
Chris Jericho and Brock lesnar
Chris Jericho and Roman reigns
Chris Jericho and aj styles
Neville and aj styles

>>928167
This wouldn't even be 4 stars

>>928171
>5 star IC title match with these three

Vince would lose his shit, but it could happen.

>>928163
>The last 5 star match was Punk vs Cena
>A match that happened 4 and a half years ago
Wow that is just sad. Seems like that was the last 5 star feud too. WWE can't tell.a story for shit.

LOL NEGROS

>>928175

It would be if the stupid Reigns bias would end.

>>927929
YEP YEP YEP

>>928177
It is insane to me how those 2 didn't headline a wrestlemania

>>928163
John Cena vs. Cesaro
Hands tied behind the back match.

>>927929

when the was the last time wwe made a good theme song?

Funny how vince mcmahon probably has the best one right now

>>928185
Both those guys aren't even on the roster dumb fuck

>>928189
lol Vince's theme wasn't even made for him.

>>928163
Lana vs Nikki Bella in a bra and panties match

>>928177
Well, to be fair 5 stars are given EXTREMELY rare, before MITB 2011, the last WWE 5 star match was back in 1997, if you want to compare a gap.

Royal Rumble 15' Triple Threat was a 4 and 3/4 stars.

>>928189
Jack swaggers first theme song

The last time I watched WWE was after The Rock beat punk for the title. I had a rough idea on what the storylines were but I didn't get back into it until the royal rumble Now, from what I've seen Roman Reigns ain't too bad on the mic or in the ring (apart from that dumb ass super man punch finisher) So what have I missed that made you guys hate him so much?

>>927916
WHEN YOUR ON YOUR BACK SCREAMING IN PAIN

YOUR WIFE WILL BE ON HER BACK SCREAMING MY NAME

HOLLA IF HA HEAR ME

>>928189
Sheamus' and Sasha Banks themes

>>928199
Literally because he got pushed over Daniel.Bryan.

That's it.

>>928203

And that right there was what tainted Reigns' push, permanently.

The biggest unintentional burial in WWE history.

>>928199

Were you around when Rock came in for the very first time?

Because that's basically the situation.

>>928214
Define "the first time"

>>928174

Ambrose Vs. Owens, Empty Arena.

Kofi Kingston Vs. Kalisto, Ladder.

Reigns Vs. Rollins Vs. Ambrose, Triple Threat

AJ Styles Vs. Apollo Crews, No Stipulations.

Rollins Vs. Haitch, Falls Count Anywhere, No DQ.

Did the spoilers say that Kalisto vs Neville was gonna be good or am I wasting my time

>>928222
>>928222
>>928222
>>928222

trips edition

Can someone post the vid of Kevin Owens reacting to AJ's debut?

I missed the first 30 minutes of Smackdown...did I miss anything?

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>>928203
Except thats not even close to it.

It's because anyone that's not 18- can see he's mediocre on his best day. But Vince is giving him the hardest push in company history due to what again? Oh yeah, he's some random jackoff lucky enough to be related to a star and looks cool in a vest.

>>928163

Cena vs. AJ Styles for the WWE Championship. No stipulations needed.

>First time watching Smackdown in Years
>Hear the new guy
>He Sounds Like an actual announcer instead of a comedian
>He actually knows his Wrestling

Holy shit its amazing what a difference he is making

>>928218

When he was Rocky Maivia, the blue chipper superstar.

>>928228
You missed a tag team match playa.

>>928227
Do you mean Zayn?

>>928264

No. I mean the obese dude sat in his living room who goes crazy when AJ debuts.

>>928011

I HATE YOU TOO

>>928247
Pushed too hard and accomplished too much with a gimmick that isn't over with the crowd?
idk roman's gimmick was adored by everyone pre rumble 2015.

Roman got a bigger pop than Dean....is this real life?

>>928179
the same bias that makes him rate ever Roman match 4 stars?

>>928294
He was over the night after TLC and started to cool off immediately but what got him back to being boo was how he was booked going into the Rumble and through it.

>>928121

>Kevin Owens doesn't need to be in shape

>>927616
2bh pham. She gon leave rusev and take his mony :(