Doubt. Last year we had the cockspammer who instead of burying us actually gave us more posts, this year all we have is bretmark who doesn't mean ratings (ironically, just as the wrestlers he's a mark of)
>tfw Sting vs Haitch for the belt at mania
>tfw it ends in a weird double pin
>tfw some weird stipulation declares both men the winner
>tfw Haitch remains WWE champ and keeps the network belt
>tfw Sting becomes WCW champ and takes ol' Big Gold
>tfw the remainder of 2016 will be WWE vs WCW all over again.
>previous thread doesn't hit bump limit
>multiple general threads at a time instead of posting in one until it dies
God, I hate you autistic WWE fags so much. I now understand why /sp/ felt the way they did about you.
>Billy Gunn reinstated
>Old Age Outlaws get another run with the tag titles
>Booker T wins a tournament for vacated US Championship, turns heel, says he's repping WCW
>Shawn Michaels awarded IC belt for reasons
>HBK never wrestles but keeps "defeating" Booker in increasingly embarrassing situations
>TLC is HHH vs. Sting again, to unify titles
>HHH goes over again, obviously
How can one man still be so bitter?
The rumble itself was great minus the stupid shit with Roman and only having the b-team production crew. And the matches before the rum-bowl were better than most of last year's main events. Course most of last year's ppvs sucked ass.
Wah wah boo fucking hoo
It wouldn't be boring. They could have a staring contest and it'd be riveting.
That match would also be relevant to American pop culture, unlike any of the three possible main events.
The biggest Wrestlemania ever shouldn't fly under the radar of non-wrestling-fans.
She's my favorite on the roster counting both male or female
But Vince is a shitlord.
>HH goes over again, obviously
>At least that's what it looks like
>Just before the count of three Haitch gets a baseball bat to the dome
>Camera zooms out
>It's fucking Vince Russo in a baseball jersey
>Russo pins Sting
>Russo is the unified WWEWCWWHC champion of the world
Getting rid of "gamethreads" would be a start.
It's funny, a year or two ago I would have said keep him as far away from BMJ as possible.
But since he's been putting people over like the GOAT he is, I don't doubt he'd make AJ look like a beast.
dolph ziggler 50 time wwe champ
dog niggler jobbing to adam rose on fastlane preshow
dolph ziggler cuck list:
-big cuck cena
-daniel midget bryan
-seth baby dick rollins
-kevin obese owens
>we will never have these times back
It hurts, bro.
>Meanwhile in the main event
>Roman Reigns vs Baron Corbin
>Baron Corbin being in the ME scene over AJ or BMJ
POST RR UPDATED MANIA CARD:
Triple H v Neville - WHC Title
Kevin Owens v Dean Ambrose - IC Title
Kalisto v Sheamus - US Title
Alberto Del Rio v AJ Styles
Braun Strowman v Kane
Harper & Rowan v Goldust & R-Truth - Tag Titles
Ryback v Brock Lesnar
Natalya v Steph - Divas Title
Dolph Ziggler v Undertaker
Andre The Giant winner - Y2J
Triple H (w/ Vince & Stephanie McMahon and D-Generation X) vs Roman Reigns (w/ The Rock, Ronda Rousey, Stone Cold Steve Austin, and Sting) - WWE Title
Owens vs AJ Styles - IC title
Kalisto vs Sheamus - US title
Dean Ambrose vs Chris Jericho
Charlotte (w/ Ric Flair) vs Sasha Banks (w/ Snoop Dogg) - Butterfly Title
New Day vs Goldust, Cody Rhodes, and R-Truth - Tag Titles (playa)
Bray (w/ Wyatt Family) vs Brock
Alberto Del Rio vs Shinsuke Nakamura
Andre the Giant jabroni royale winner: Braun Strowman
Triple H (w/ Chyna) vs Roman Reigns (w/ Trish Stratus) - WWEWHC Title
Dean Ambrose vs Luke Harper (w/ Bray Wyatt) - IC Title
Kalisto vs Neville - US title ladder match
AJ Styles vs Shinsuke Nakamura - Iron Man Match
The New Day vs Social Outcasts - Tagteam Championship tornado tag match
Braun Strowman vs Big Show vs. Kane - Over the rope elimination match
The American Dream, Son Of A Wrestler, Cody Rhodes (w/ Dustin Rhodes) vs. Rusev - TV Championship
Andre The Giant battle royal winner: Erick Rowan
Shhh, I can dream. They put him against their golden boy a bunch and he is the only person who didn't immediately get shreked by Brock. That stronger then 100% of the other heels up to now. Though not saying much.
>wearing your shorts over your fat stomach
Sit-ups and running can fix that
I started getting back into wrestling recently, and I gotta say Bray's entrance is probably the coolest thing I've ever seen.
>Sit-ups and running can fix that
At that point running will only do more damage. He'll need to shed the fat through diet before he can even think of exercise. And we both know that hillbilly fuck aint going on a diet anytime soon.
I actually like Roman a lot, but they need to stop having him cut "witty" promos about testicles and family and more aggressive angry shit. He has actually gotten pretty good at making his limited moveset work, he just needs to stop the weird promos. They just feel strange and out of place.
Paige getting fatter is directly correlated with her increasing inability to wrestle.
>he thinks gimli will ever main event a pay per view
Why is Seth's billed height 6'1? I remember in an interview he said his real height is 6'1 but that can't be real, in the ring he is as tall as Brock whose real height is 6'3. While matching with Kane or Randy or Dean or Hulk Hogan or any other lanklet, he always looks so tall, so why would WWE have his height undersold?
>inb4 wrestling boots
He is a high-flyer, he can't wrestle with boots that add 3-4 inches.
It's gonna be shit for Roman. At least Dean with his nerfed offense bring his wonderful selling of Brock's peak offense, Roman doesn't bring shit.
Dean vs Cesaro/Sheamus/Orton vs Brock would be the shit. Roman can just go.
What is the point of the US title? It's being contested for by two mexicans and plenty other non americans have held it. I really don't get the idea of a title named for a specific region of the world, then giving it to people who aren't from that region. Plus it's easily the least credible non female title in the company.
WWE should either retire it and have one midcard belt or replace it with another (Hardcore title perhaps)
>He is a high-flyer,
He doesn't flip except for PPVs and the majority of his segments were standing in the ring doing his garbage promos
I wouldn't be surprised if he wore those lifts 99% of the time and the other 1% he actually wrestled he took them off
>dumb mark has no idea what selling is
Roman did a fucked up spear on his knees to brock to end it instead of his usual jumping spear. That is top notch psychology you fucking mark retard.
What if Brock wins at Fast Lane despite Wyatt interference, and the main event of Wrestlemania is HHH vs Brock?
What if Roman and Dean fight each other for the IC Belt at Wrestlemania?
What if Neville challenges Kalisto to a scaffolding match?
I thought it was a phone app.
Either way that doesn't make the entrance any less interesting. May as well complain that WWE is the one making the themes and videos for everyone else's entrances.
>one of the only Heels who actually tries to get universal heat and not pander to some sect of the crowd
>has a defined character
>stays in-character off-screen
>respects kayfabe in 2016
Smarks seriously need to get over their buttrustling that this guy Main Evented Wrestlemania and Punk didn't because he's great.
Yeah, he should be focused on his promos and segments. I do think he's a little under-rated in-ring, though, people treat him like he's dreadful when in reality he's just a little sub-par and uninspired.
>tfw had a really petite gf but she had such big meaty curtains it almost made me lose my boner every time
It's not really connected to body size as far as I know
Sandow got a loud pop on the pre show of royal rumble, and loud AF We want sandow, and ayy we want some sandow chants. I hate all these indie darlings like boring neiville stealing his spotlight.
>Although I wouldn't say Owens tries to pander to anyone either
he looks and acts just like this IWC neckbeard fanbase, and ridicules cole and brings up the internet hating him any time hes on commentary.
A year later and I'm still baffled why Vince wanted Titus of all people, a guy who was barely on TV at that point, and is a mastadon, to be the quickest elimination in rumble history. What a joke. So glad they botched
How long before we see a 1 second elimination?
>Wrestler comes to ring
>stands on apron (still not officially in match)
>Jumps over top rope
>in mid air some other wrestler pushes him back out of the ring as he comes over the top rope
Tyler Breeze is a good candidate for this.
pat patterson is releasing a book in august (ecw press). amazon.com list it at 320 pages, which is kind of shit. bob backlund's book is nearly 200 pages longer. and iron sheik's book is no more. ;_;
The IC title is only defended in the USA and the UK on the WWE UK tour. Compare that to NJPW's IC title...
The US title however is defended in the region stipulated by the belt's title. Anybody holding it is the United States' champion.
Jericho should be champion right now
Jericho should be head booker right now
Jericho should be head writer right now
Jericho fucked Stephanie McMahon more times that triple h has
I'm sorry if this is the wrong place to ask, but there's no sticky and I didn't want to make a new thread. How do I get started with NJPW? I thought I should watch WK9 to get a feel for it but I couldn't find anything in good quality.
bit out of date but good places to start with and get familiarized wit the roster.
I was thinking today actually that it's time they split the wwe and whc titles again, if not doing a full brand split. People on the roster are being buried and limited because it's so damn important on who holds the title. Now with SD on USA they could use it as a catalyst to split the brand again. It'd help give buried guys get more time and character development. Guys like Bray, Cesaro, Dean, Styles, Owens, Balor, etc. Can have main card title runs. They can afford giving old guys loyalty runs like Lane, Beeg, and mark Henry. You can bump guys like Neville, Stardust and others higher up the cards. Cena, Orton and Seth are still coming back. The roster is getting crowded and a brand split makes sense.
>that time kirt angle dressed up as Eddie Guerrero's luchador friend so he could screw him out of the wwe title after literally pretending to be injured for months as smacldown general manager
I remember my adolescent mind was blown. Probably my favourite moment
>post trips face the first time he seeded boss's daughter