/wwe/ general #1794 - Hotline Bling Edition

Will we hit #2000 before mania?

Sasha Banks is a massive slag.

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Why is Natty so underrated?

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>2011 was 40 years ago

>>923310
Doubt. Last year we had the cockspammer who instead of burying us actually gave us more posts, this year all we have is bretmark who doesn't mean ratings (ironically, just as the wrestlers he's a mark of)

>>923313
In what way? Looks? Probably because she looks like a mom. I think she's hot as fuck though.

>>923310
Maybe. An anon the other day estimated that at our current pace we'll fall about just short of it, but Fastlane and hype (lol) for WM could help us make it.

>>923327
We'd need some really big swerve in WWE to happen to get our post count that high so quickly though.

>tfw AJs theme still isn't released

THEY DONT WANT NONE

>sting will never win the title and un-unify it/replace that shitty belt with Big Gold

>>923383
>tfw Sting vs Haitch for the belt at mania
>tfw it ends in a weird double pin
>tfw some weird stipulation declares both men the winner
>tfw Haitch remains WWE champ and keeps the network belt
>tfw Sting becomes WCW champ and takes ol' Big Gold
>tfw the remainder of 2016 will be WWE vs WCW all over again.

Alright guys
I want to get behind Styles
Name me some matches to watch

>previous thread doesn't hit bump limit
>multiple general threads at a time instead of posting in one until it dies

God, I hate you autistic WWE fags so much. I now understand why /sp/ felt the way they did about you.

I'M ON TOP

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>>923395
Stay cucked, aspie

>>923389

And then:
>Billy Gunn reinstated
>Old Age Outlaws get another run with the tag titles
>Booker T wins a tournament for vacated US Championship, turns heel, says he's repping WCW
>Shawn Michaels awarded IC belt for reasons
>HBK never wrestles but keeps "defeating" Booker in increasingly embarrassing situations
>TLC is HHH vs. Sting again, to unify titles
>HHH goes over again, obviously

>>923397
I'd tell you to please have sex, but that will never happen for your man drama watching ass.

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How can one man still be so bitter?

>>923400
>implying the rumble wasn't a 4/10 at best

>>923403
Solid 7.5/10 IMO

Why not Stone Cold vs Taker as Wrestlemania?

I know Steve has a bad neck but Taker is old and has to wrestle extra safe anyway. It's the only available choice that can excite me.

>>923406
That match would be slow and boring as fuck.

>>923403
The rumble itself was great minus the stupid shit with Roman and only having the b-team production crew. And the matches before the rum-bowl were better than most of last year's main events. Course most of last year's ppvs sucked ass.

>>923313
she looks old as fuck

>>923407

Wah wah boo fucking hoo

It wouldn't be boring. They could have a staring contest and it'd be riveting.

That match would also be relevant to American pop culture, unlike any of the three possible main events.

The biggest Wrestlemania ever shouldn't fly under the radar of non-wrestling-fans.

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>>923313

She's my favorite on the roster counting both male or female

But Vince is a shitlord.

>>923394
-AJ Styles x Joey Samoey x Christopher Daniels 2005
-AJ Styles x Nakamura in WK10
-AJ Styles x Ibushi 04/2015

>>923420
Nah he just hates the Harts and she doesn't have much charisma

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> roman just standing there

>>923431
GDAY MATE

>AJ vs Seth won't happen until later this year
>AJ vs BMJ won't happen until later this year
Damn

>>923399

>knows /wwe/ memes

Hmmmm

AJ Styles on up up down down when?

>gets paired up against Darren

>>923398
>HH goes over again, obviously
>At least that's what it looks like
>Just before the count of three Haitch gets a baseball bat to the dome
>Camera zooms out
>It's fucking Vince Russo in a baseball jersey
>Russo pins Sting
>Russo is the unified WWEWCWWHC champion of the world

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>>923310
Getting rid of "gamethreads" would be a start.

>>923434
It's funny, a year or two ago I would have said keep him as far away from BMJ as possible.

But since he's been putting people over like the GOAT he is, I don't doubt he'd make AJ look like a beast.

>>923442
>Wrestlemania main event: Unified Championship on a Pole match

>>923446

>Cena vs. AJ for the US title

Meanwhile in the main event

>Roman Reigns vs. The unstoppable Baron Corbin!

IT'S A SHAMEFUL THING LOBSTER HEAD

>>923448
>Now with extra swerves!

Anyone screenshot KO reaction being thrown out of the Rumble?

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dolph ziggler 50 time wwe champ

dog niggler jobbing to adam rose on fastlane preshow

dolph ziggler cuck list:
-vince mccuck
-triple cuck
-big cuck cena
-daniel midget bryan
-seth baby dick rollins
-kevin obese owens

>>923466
Damn when did Bliss cut her hair

>>923468
>Sasha banks
FTFY

>>923466

This is what I picture /tv/ as

>>923466
hello rato

>>923444
I second this. They're pointless and spread posts thin.

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>>923316
>we will never have these times back
It hurts, bro.

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>>923449
>Meanwhile in the main event
>Roman Reigns vs Baron Corbin
>Baron Corbin being in the ME scene over AJ or BMJ

>>923471
Sasha is a horse not a rat

Which one of you is this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sp_5abskdOY

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>>923490
>fat guy with a KO shirt
>that poor sofa

POST RR UPDATED MANIA CARD:

Triple H v Neville - WHC Title
Kevin Owens v Dean Ambrose - IC Title
Kalisto v Sheamus - US Title
Alberto Del Rio v AJ Styles
Braun Strowman v Kane
Harper & Rowan v Goldust & R-Truth - Tag Titles
Ryback v Brock Lesnar
Natalya v Steph - Divas Title
Dolph Ziggler v Undertaker
Andre The Giant winner - Y2J

>>923490
typical kevin obese owens fan

>>923494
Also Chris Benoit vs Eddie Guerrero reincarnation on a pole match

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>>923494
The autisum in this post is mind blowing

>>923499
What's wrong?

I hope at some time either Styles or Nakameme feuds with Shamus. Based Fella does great with stiff workers. Shame now all he gets is soft people like Roman who can't stiff worth a damn.

>>923494

Needs Braun Strowman v Kane v Big Show in an over-the-rope-elimination sumo pig pen match.

>>923503
I hope Sheamus gets a really bad injury so I don't have to see him in any more. Preferably before WM so they don't waste a match on him.

>>923490
How can someone even be that large and get up so quick?

>>923490
I wish I could still mark like that.

>>923494
Triple H (w/ Vince & Stephanie McMahon and D-Generation X) vs Roman Reigns (w/ The Rock, Ronda Rousey, Stone Cold Steve Austin, and Sting) - WWE Title

Owens vs AJ Styles - IC title

Kalisto vs Sheamus - US title

Dean Ambrose vs Chris Jericho

Charlotte (w/ Ric Flair) vs Sasha Banks (w/ Snoop Dogg) - Butterfly Title

New Day vs Goldust, Cody Rhodes, and R-Truth - Tag Titles (playa)

Bray (w/ Wyatt Family) vs Brock

Alberto Del Rio vs Shinsuke Nakamura

Andre the Giant jabroni royale winner: Braun Strowman

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>>923508

>>923490

Holy shit lose weight

>>923509
The pepsi in front of him can do that. Surprised he didn't have a stroke esp Owens throwing AJ out.

>>923508
Fella hate all you want, won't stop them from booking him strong and me from liking it.

>>923490
need some webms of this

>>923516
>Sheamus
>booked strong
It ain't 2012 anymore lad

>>923494
>>923512

Triple H (w/ Chyna) vs Roman Reigns (w/ Trish Stratus) - WWEWHC Title

Dean Ambrose vs Luke Harper (w/ Bray Wyatt) - IC Title

Kalisto vs Neville - US title ladder match

AJ Styles vs Shinsuke Nakamura - Iron Man Match

The New Day vs Social Outcasts - Tagteam Championship tornado tag match

Braun Strowman vs Big Show vs. Kane - Over the rope elimination match

The American Dream, Son Of A Wrestler, Cody Rhodes (w/ Dustin Rhodes) vs. Rusev - TV Championship

Andre The Giant battle royal winner: Erick Rowan

>>923519
Shhh, I can dream. They put him against their golden boy a bunch and he is the only person who didn't immediately get shreked by Brock. That stronger then 100% of the other heels up to now. Though not saying much.

>>923490
>Who?
Every time

Is anyone else /Roman Empire/ here?

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>>923490
>wearing your shorts over your fat stomach

Sit-ups and running can fix that

>>923532
How's it going Vinny Mac?

>>923539
No this is Shane

>>923532
Ye

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I started getting back into wrestling recently, and I gotta say Bray's entrance is probably the coolest thing I've ever seen.

>>923535
>Sit-ups and running can fix that

At that point running will only do more damage. He'll need to shed the fat through diet before he can even think of exercise. And we both know that hillbilly fuck aint going on a diet anytime soon.

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>>923532
Have sex.

>>923549
Not only that, by some medical chance he does drop weight, that loose skin will still be there. Don't know how anyone can let themselves go like this.

>>923552
18+

>>923532
I actually like Roman a lot, but they need to stop having him cut "witty" promos about testicles and family and more aggressive angry shit. He has actually gotten pretty good at making his limited moveset work, he just needs to stop the weird promos. They just feel strange and out of place.

>>923558

>Only women and children cheer for Reigns
>18+

nice try.

>>923569
>only women and children cheer for Roman Reigns
>please have sex with an image of a neckbearded fedora man
Lol

>>923569
Most of those women are 18+. Tater tots is mad over with the milfs.

>>923553
If I were him I wouldn't even bother loosing the weight at this point. As you said, the skin will still be there and that's probably just as ugly as being obese.

>>923573
*losing, bloody hell

>>923490

Why was Owens so shocked, did he really not meet AJ once before the match?

oh shit, its Lucha Underground today.

>>923580
meme

Are we going to have the indy bowl at Wrestlemania? Owens vs Sami vs AJ vs (Maybe) Daniel Bryan? Is there any chance? There is still 2 months to book it right.

Also

>>923466
Hello Rato

>>923434
>AJ vs Cesaro probably won't happen at all
>AJ vs Neville probably won't happen at all
>if they did they'd be midcard throwaways the WWE didn't let shine with proper focus

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Paige getting fatter is directly correlated with her increasing inability to wrestle.

The main event of fastlane is gonna be shit solely cause dean is in it. If it was someone like sheamus or cesaro or randy orton it would be fucking amazing

>>923596
Did you know water is wet

>>923597
It's gonna be shit because we all know the outcome of it already

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>>923494
>he thinks gimli will ever main event a pay per view

>>923594
Bryan is never coming back.

>>923600
>muh outcome in a predetermined match

Off yourself

>>923434
>>923595
You know, we can have an Indy MOTB Match

AJ vs Owens vs Cesaro vs Bryan vs Sami vs Neville vs Rollins vs Nakamura

It could be the best match in decades

>>923596
I miss the old Paige.

>>923606
So you prefer watching wrestling knowing the outcome instead of being surprised? Alright lad

Why is Seth's billed height 6'1? I remember in an interview he said his real height is 6'1 but that can't be real, in the ring he is as tall as Brock whose real height is 6'3. While matching with Kane or Randy or Dean or Hulk Hogan or any other lanklet, he always looks so tall, so why would WWE have his height undersold?

>inb4 wrestling boots

He is a high-flyer, he can't wrestle with boots that add 3-4 inches.

>>923597
It's gonna be shit for Roman. At least Dean with his nerfed offense bring his wonderful selling of Brock's peak offense, Roman doesn't bring shit.
Dean vs Cesaro/Sheamus/Orton vs Brock would be the shit. Roman can just go.

What is the point of the US title? It's being contested for by two mexicans and plenty other non americans have held it. I really don't get the idea of a title named for a specific region of the world, then giving it to people who aren't from that region. Plus it's easily the least credible non female title in the company.

WWE should either retire it and have one midcard belt or replace it with another (Hardcore title perhaps)

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How do I achieve Rusev mode?

>>923612
Please you fucking moron, roman had the best match with lesnar since return other than john cena you dumb cuck. Roman is way better at selling than deanetty OPEN MY EYES WIDE deanetty

>>923616
1. be a slav

>>923610
Gotta make Roman look big

>>923610
>He is a high-flyer,

He doesn't flip except for PPVs and the majority of his segments were standing in the ring doing his garbage promos
I wouldn't be surprised if he wore those lifts 99% of the time and the other 1% he actually wrestled he took them off

>>923616
Play video games with Woods and bang Lana

>>923616
2. get cucked by samoans

>>923466
hello rato

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>>923617
>Roman is way better at selling

>>923617
18+

>>923616
Get cucked by a snazzy blonde rockstar.

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POST MORE RAMEN

>>923624
Fucking hated when bork was beating the shit outta him and all he did was smile.

>keeping ramon stronk

>>923615
>The IC-title isn't defended on other continents than the US
>The butterfly title isn't contested by two butterfly

>>923624
>dumb mark has no idea what selling is

Roman did a fucked up spear on his knees to brock to end it instead of his usual jumping spear. That is top notch psychology you fucking mark retard.

>>923617
18+

>>923631
>manlets are allowed near the world heavyweight championship

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>>923610
They don't look the same height to me.

>>923635
Is Dean considered a borderline manlet? Dude can eat a cheeseburger for some gains DESU SENPAI

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>>923632

>>923631
Except the IC title has and will continue to be defended outside of the US occasionally. It isn't the same thing. It's name doesn't tie it to one specific area like the US title does.

which is better, Wackyline or Lunatic Lariat?

>>923650
Wackyline

Should WWE have television championship? It would give the low card guys something to do and they have so much programming every week between Raw, Smackdown, Superstars and Main Event.

>>923650
Memesline

>>923650

Wackyline sounds better in my head but it sounds dumb when a commentator shouts it

Brock is winning so haitch can pin brock but this time at the biggest wrestlemania ever

>>923650
memeline

What if Brock wins at Fast Lane despite Wyatt interference, and the main event of Wrestlemania is HHH vs Brock?

What if Roman and Dean fight each other for the IC Belt at Wrestlemania?

What if Neville challenges Kalisto to a scaffolding match?

>>923660
That doesn't sound that bad

>>923653

jobber title already exists its called the US championship

>>923490

>Owens shirt
>he is obese

oh god this is too perfect

>>923324
all those posts were literally deleted for free and we didn't hit 1000 before Mania

>>923548

You know the WWE hands out those lights to the crowd pre show right?

guys for real, is Paige pregnant?

>300 post threads instead of 500
>still can't hit 1000 threads in a year


wow /sp/ cucked you guys hard huh?

>>923490
>pepsi and coke

That's how you know you have a problem.

>>923664
The other guy on the couch is pretty obese as well

I'm glad I saw this, every time I think I'm way too fat and see someone like that I feel better about myself and it motivates me to eat better and exercise more than never.

>>923666

I thought it was a phone app.

Either way that doesn't make the entrance any less interesting. May as well complain that WWE is the one making the themes and videos for everyone else's entrances.

>>923667
if she is her career is over, she does not look like a slut that will look good after having a kid

>>923660

>Triple H vs. Brock again

no thanks

>Brock is a superhuman monster vs. everyone else
>vs. Trips he turns into a cowardly chickenshit heel

>>923672
>phone app

It is literally just having your phone on NEET

>>923675
>DAS MY MANAGER!

>>923671

How do girls drink Pepsi ALL THE TIME and not get fat?

>>923675
BOW DOWN TO THE

BOW DOWN TO THE KING

>>923678
>How do girls drink Pepsi ALL THE TIME

Do they?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkMJl5mN8cQ

>>923681

Yeah I have known a couple of girls who do, my ex gf would only drink pepsi 90% of the time and was still thin.

>>923682

Heyman's face in the last second is fucking priceless.

>>923466
hello rato

>>923667
If she is, I feel sorry for that kid knowing her mom is a slut. Not even gonna get into the /pol/ side of things with this topic either.

>>923682

LETS DO THISSSSSS????

>>923466

Sasha looks awful without makeup

>>923682
PARTY'S OVER GRAN BA

>>923688
YOURE HERE
IM HERE

>>923689
>Sasha looks awful
yes

>>923638
Dean isn't a manlet, he's just skinny.

>>923466
hello rato

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Why is he so based?

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>>923487
both.

>>923697
still would desu

>>923696
>one of the only Heels who actually tries to get universal heat and not pander to some sect of the crowd
>has a defined character
>not over-pushed
>stays in-character off-screen
>respects kayfabe in 2016

Smarks seriously need to get over their buttrustling that this guy Main Evented Wrestlemania and Punk didn't because he's great.

>>923697
I need to see how tight her pussy is to judge her

>>923700

A Miz match is literally always a waste of TV time. Maybe he could be a manager or something.

>>923702
Probably super tight. The petite ones always are.

>>923700

The Miz is a SOLID mid card heel desu.

Although I wouldn't say Owens tries to pander to anyone either. Smarks just like him anyway no matter what he does.

>>923702
>>923705

>tfw large dick so all pussies feel tight

mad, lads?

>>923706
>Although I wouldn't say Owens tries to pander to anyone either

He did when he was new to NXT/WWE, especially during the Cena feud.

He's a lot better now though

>>923708
I'm talking about whether it is an innie or roast beef

>>923704
Yeah, he should be focused on his promos and segments. I do think he's a little under-rated in-ring, though, people treat him like he's dreadful when in reality he's just a little sub-par and uninspired.

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>>923711
>tfw had a really petite gf but she had such big meaty curtains it almost made me lose my boner every time
It's not really connected to body size as far as I know

>>923708
That'll happen when you fuck seven year olds.

>>923711
>>923713

>actually caring

what is wrong with you faggots?

You know it doesnt actually mean the girl is a whore or not right?

Sandow got a loud pop on the pre show of royal rumble, and loud AF We want sandow, and ayy we want some sandow chants. I hate all these indie darlings like boring neiville stealing his spotlight.

>>923715
I know, but it can be a turn off. I personally like innies a lot more

>>923715

have sex

>>923715
>why would people care about superficial traits when talking about superficial matters

Gee I dunno familia

>>923706
>Although I wouldn't say Owens tries to pander to anyone either
he looks and acts just like this IWC neckbeard fanbase, and ridicules cole and brings up the internet hating him any time hes on commentary.

>>923716

>Sandow drops to NXT and teams with Baron Corbin on a LOLFUCKINDIES crusade

Book it Haitch

>>923720
He targets Byron, though.
Like, near exclusively, he's snappy to Cole but his hatred is directed at Byron.

>>923717

I used to think this but then I actually had sex with a couple of girls with "outies" and in person they look fine, when you see HD pics of Hope Solo's pussy it is understandable why they seem disgusting though.

>>923718

No, you.

A year later and I'm still baffled why Vince wanted Titus of all people, a guy who was barely on TV at that point, and is a mastadon, to be the quickest elimination in rumble history. What a joke. So glad they botched

>>923723
>hating b-sax
he has an up and down relationship with him, decent continuance from NXT i guess.

>>923724
>I used to think this but then I actually had sex with a couple of girls with "outies"

You had sex with Men didn't you lad

>>923727
Because he's a low-carder and low-carders get this treatment.

>>923727

He's black.

>>923727
Because he barks like a seal

How long before we see a 1 second elimination?

>Wrestler comes to ring
>stands on apron (still not officially in match)
>Jumps over top rope
>in mid air some other wrestler pushes him back out of the ring as he comes over the top rope

Tyler Breeze is a good candidate for this.

>>923730
>>923723

He's tsundere for Byron, he just wants Byron to do his best.

His harassment of Cole is funnier though, like when Dean threw him over the announce table he made sure to pull down Cole's chair with him and start grabbing at Cole's glasses

yall seen Ride Along?

it has Big E sitting full splits on a backseat of a car.

how in the fuck is that guy so flexible?

pat patterson is releasing a book in august (ecw press). amazon.com list it at 320 pages, which is kind of shit. bob backlund's book is nearly 200 pages longer. and iron sheik's book is no more. ;_;

>>923742
that show triggers me because it is illegal to have your back window covered

>>923737
Lol it probably will be breeze lmao

>>923744
why do they even do that?
so they dont have to blur license plates?

>>923737
Titus was supposed to do that in RR2015 but he botched it

>>923466
Hello rato.

>>923737
didn't we already have 1 second with the warlord, a bushwhacker and santino?

>>923749
No he wasn't, it was just a routine in-out spot, no jumping over the top rope.
>implying Titus is even capable of jumping over the top rope

Fucker can barely walk.

>>923742

That was pretty cool though I'd rather it be longer or it only focused on 1 car.

>>923737
A 1 second elimination happened like 7 years ago with Santino

>>923748
and to not film people from the other cars.

>BMJ's royal rumble return was 8 years ago

>>923752
They could have Beeg do it I guess

>>923753
thats true.

>>923755
thats illegal?

>>923742
Yes it was gay as fuck. Just follow nikki and john around please maybe big show too

>>923760

Yes. They prolly got a filming permit or something.

>>923756
Is haitch the first person since then to win from 30?

Just watched that Devitt documentary, I teared up after his last match.

>>923763
but, roads are public property, and you dont need to ask permission to film on public property.

so that shouldnt be a problem.

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>>923765

LUCHA UNDERGROUND SEASON 2 TONIGHT
FINALLY SOME GOOD WRESTLING BACK ON TV

>>923766

I meant for the backwindow thing.

>>923770
Prince Puma gets betrayed and dies at the end of the season

>>923770
>TV

Guess I wont be watching

>>923770
cuck

>>923775
lol, they haven't finished taping the season

>>923764
Yes

>>923431
>deanetty and seth look down on him in disgust

>>923431
Glad I'm not the only one with over 15,000 unopened emails.

>>923779
That's what they want you to think mark

Fandangos career high accomplishment was participating in a mitb match. I don't think breeze will even achieve that honour.

>>923784
>reads spoilers
>calls me a mark

>>923785
Fandango was in a MITB match?

https://twitter.com/IAmJericho/status/692222766238556160

JERIGOAT.BURIES TRIPLE H

BASED JERIGOD

>>923785
He beat Jericho at Mania

>>923788
Fucking underage haitch mark BTFO

>>923789
Beating Jerijob means literally nothing

>>923788
Jerigod on regained self-respect watch

>>923788
>JeriGOAT doesn't bow down to the king
Looks like he's going down to superstars to job to Titus.

>>923791
winning a match at Mania is better than what at least 75% of the roster has done

>>923788
I wouldn't mind seeing Triple H vs. Jericho for the title on RAW before Wrestlemania.

who has that wwe poll image where they ask who is better - triple h or jericho? jericho won by 98%, kek.

>>923793

Jericho is probably one of the only guys who can go over HHH's head

He can also just walk away any time he wants

>>923788
>based @TripleH
>that person could be in this very thread right now

>>923799
He could be...you

>>923788
>vince doesnt know his audience

It was always triple h with the shitty ass booking that

>>923796
Does jericho win, get screwed out of the title to lose it, then job to triple h at wrestlemania 34?

Seth makes a storyline appearance at wm32 y/n

>>923811
No he shouldn't.
He shouldn't even have been at the Slammys.
Every bit of him on TV before his actual return ruins any chance of him turning face.

>>923811
no. mania is the rock and roman show - can't have seth taking their heat.

>>923811

Yes, teasing a face return

>>923811
Who?

>>923813
>>923814
You don't think there could be a morally ambiguous face to face simply reminding him that he never lost the title and noatter what the outcome of the main event is he is coming back for it backstage.

>>923811
>Seth
>shit talker
>showing up not to wrestle
>killing hype before his actual return in the process by refreshing fans on his face

Nah that's dumb.

>>923814
>seth
>getting heat
kek

Why would anyone want face Seth. I want more dean vs Seth. Maybe Seth comes and attacks him randomly, or saves him just so he can be the one to destroy him. It's just too juicy to pass up

>>923825
Seth's a better Face because he's not a good speaker but a great wrestler.
Dean's a better Heel because he's a better speaker than wrestler.

>>923825
>I want more dean vs Seth

Please go fucking kill yourself unless this is an ironic post

>Triple H
>Jericho

IT'S 2016

I MEAN COME ON

>>923828
>it's [current year]

Hi, Tumblr.

>>923642
The IC title is only defended in the USA and the UK on the WWE UK tour. Compare that to NJPW's IC title...

The US title however is defended in the region stipulated by the belt's title. Anybody holding it is the United States' champion.

>>923827
It never had a proper pay off cause Brayy lmao

>>923835
Dean lost to seth at mitb.

Why is Roman getting another chance? I thought Haitch hates him

>>923839
Retard detected

Gain some iq before you post again

>>923839
He does get a rematch, but it really doesn't make sense why The Authroity is giving him an opportunity to be in the MAIN EVENT of Wrestlemania.

>>923840
No u

>>923838
Cena beat Orton at bragging rights

>>923840
Not him but
>gain some iq

IQ GAINZ

>>923840
Yur mom mate

Awwwww sheeeeeeeeeeit

>>923494
I would mark for Ziggler vs Taker

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Jericho should be champion right now
Jericho should be head booker right now
Jericho should be head writer right now
Jericho fucked Stephanie McMahon more times that triple h has

>>923849
GOAT

>>923466
hello rato

I'm sorry if this is the wrong place to ask, but there's no sticky and I didn't want to make a new thread. How do I get started with NJPW? I thought I should watch WK9 to get a feel for it but I couldn't find anything in good quality.

>>923849
>Y2JUST

>>923629
>he doesnt understand storytelling

Best tag team in wrestling right now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=613LUKcQnM0

>>923855
Kevin Owens and his belly

>>923852
Make a NJPW General, friend. And don't worry about following the mod's rules. This is /wwe/'s board. If you have any questions let us know, okay? This is our board

>>923841

Because putting someone who generally gets booed out of the building in most big events in the main event of wrestlemania, most likely to win, is what's best for business.

>>923852

http://www.avclub.com/article/introduction-brutal-spectacle-new-japan-pro-wrestl-213017

http://www.cagesideseats.com/2014/10/9/6950741/beginners-guide-to-new-japan-pro-wrestling

bit out of date but good places to start with and get familiarized wit the roster.

>>923466

hello rato

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>>923431
>reddit
>9gag
>Atilla
18+

>>923849
Chris Jericho is a jobber

>>923466
Hello rato

>>923865
Getting this worked

>>923389
I was thinking today actually that it's time they split the wwe and whc titles again, if not doing a full brand split. People on the roster are being buried and limited because it's so damn important on who holds the title. Now with SD on USA they could use it as a catalyst to split the brand again. It'd help give buried guys get more time and character development. Guys like Bray, Cesaro, Dean, Styles, Owens, Balor, etc. Can have main card title runs. They can afford giving old guys loyalty runs like Lane, Beeg, and mark Henry. You can bump guys like Neville, Stardust and others higher up the cards. Cena, Orton and Seth are still coming back. The roster is getting crowded and a brand split makes sense.

NXT Taping tonight. So pretty much the whole card for the special will be known after that.

>>923855

I'm not really a Briscoes fan but I appreciate that they seem to do most of their promos in their driveway

>that time kirt angle dressed up as Eddie Guerrero's luchador friend so he could screw him out of the wwe title after literally pretending to be injured for months as smacldown general manager

I remember my adolescent mind was blown. Probably my favourite moment

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>post trips face the first time he seeded boss's daughter

>>923882

dumb facebookfrog poster

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>>923882

>>923881
>12 years ago

where has the time gone?

Has Cesaro ever done the swing to El Torito?

>>923855
I like this promo
8/10

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>>923884
>>923887
>mfw he cheated on a poor, sweet trusting chyna, destroyed her career and she turned into a porno druggie

>>923904
D E V I L I S H

E

V

I


L

I

S

H

MAKING MOVES MAKING MOVES MAKING MILLION DOLLAR MOVES

Trips just always did the funniest shit, pedigreeing the Kendricks for no reason, beating Brock lesnar, sting, booker t and umaga for no reason at all.

>>923915
That segment with London and Kendrick is hilarious and ridiculous at the same time.
They come out to help him and he just pedigrees them for no reason.

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>>923904
>chyna
>sweet

>>923919
>that time Paul London couldn't stop smiling at Vince before he was kill

top rer

>>923855
>using the term mark in a promo
Outlaws are garbage

300

Need a finn loves legos edition

>>923913
MOO
MOOO

>>923932
i want finn's lego in me desu

>>923934
Ill ask him when he is done finishing his Avengers tower lego set.

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SHE WILL WIN BACK THE TITLE.

>>923936

omg is kali okay?

His hand looks bigger than normal, is it swollen?

>>923936
>that saggy tit job

>>923936
FEARLESS

>>923940
>>923940 NEW

>>923737
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GTTWsQk3j2I

>>923775
>Summerslam
>Who's that coming?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wr0R-QhQAFA

>>923927
Wow, there, Trips uses it all the time.

>>923870
I understand what you're saying, but it bothers ne when there's not just ONE main guy. It's like there's always a tie with two world championships.

>>923941
Those tits are based.

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>>923431

> /b/

>>923650

Memeline