>tfw Sasha is starting to look a little thicker
>The wrestling observer reports that Sasha Banks has an injury
Bret is something that Trips wishes he was and did everything in his power to be but failed. It keeps him up every night
The top guy and beloved super over babyface that got over organically
Trips is the hater here kiddo
>threads only return to /sp/ levels when a PPV happens
Pretty much the only way it can go.
Brock isn't taking a fall, and Dean is not main eventing Mania.
>tfw this match will be nowhere near as good as the rumble triple threat last year
>they both go through much more punishment than Roman
>compete again later
>Roman takes some bitch-boi bumps
>he has to scarper off to the back whilst commentary praise his endurance as if he just stood up after being kicked in the cock by Superman
GET YOUR SHIT STRAIGHT VINCE.
>He actually thinks Haitch is jealous of a faggot whose career ended off a kick, whose brother died in the ring, and looks like a lesbian grandma
>He has a jaw fetish
Could you be a bigger piece of shit faggot?
End yourself my friend.
Probably one of my favorite guys, I'd like to hang out with him and talk about weebshit.
>Dean has to defend his title at WM
>People think he has 1% chance to main event with Trips
Wrestlers only become top heel when they arent good enough to be top face, fact
Thats why wven though he is meant to be a heel trips still has to steal every single half decent joke the writers come up with for himself to because he is still that desperate for people to like him. He couldnt get over organically or by himself like Bret did
I'm gonna be optimistic and say 10%.
Brock won't win. Wyatts will target him for whatever bullshit reason like they did at the rumble.
If Ambrose does win they'll just make the main event a triple threat, again, or they'll have Reigns win his spot on a raw in a 1 on 1.
Good thing Trips was able to become both a top face and heel.
Post a clip of Bret getting a reaction like this
That's in MSG, not even his hometown, and you know New York crowds are always one of the toughest, Bret can't get a decent reaction unless they're in canada.
No chance in hell
Also I find it funny that Roman pinned Dean at Survivor Series to win the belt for the first time and now he's going to pin Dean again for a title opportunity
And Dean still isn't gonna be phased by this
A fued with AJ? I got the impression that Jericho wanted to challenge for the intercontinental title at WM. They've been mentioning the angle from last year when Jericho walked out on Dean and Roman on bad terms and Jericho has talked himself up about winning the intercontinental title again.
Reminder of Wrestlemania main-eventers
Hulk Hogan 7
Triple H 7*
John Cena 5
Shawn Michaels 5
The Rock 5
Stone Cold Steve Austin 3
Bret Hart 3
The Undertaker 3
Brock Lesnar 2
Randy Orton 2
Macho Man Randy Savage 2
Andre The Giant 1
Kurt Angle 1
Chris Benoit 1
Bam Bam Bigelow 1
Daniel Bryan 1
Big Show 1
King Kong Bundy 1
Ted DiBiase 1
Mick Foley 1
Chris Jericho 1
The Miz 1
Paul Orndorff 1
Rowdy Roddy Piper 1
Roman Reigns 1
Seth Rollins 1
Sgt. Slaughter 1
Mr. T 1
Lawrence Taylor 1
The Ultimate Warrior 1
CM Punk 0
*by Wrestlemania 32
Tail end of the AE when all crowds were hyped as fuck and after months of build up and vignettes to his return
Its nothing special, unless you are underaged
Trips was never top face or top guy
>you now realize that any major return from an injury will be spoiled at least a day beforehand so it won't be as exciting now
>Trying to downplay it this badly
Wew lad, just admit that you lost, where's your clip? You said Bret was more over right?
Fucking faggot, bow down to the fucking king and lick his salty ball sack.
>Also I find it funny that Roman pinned Dean at Survivor Series to win the belt for the first time and now he's going to pin Dean again for a title opportunity
>And Dean still isn't gonna be phased by this
Building up reason for him to turn heel one day.
Bret didnt even have to be there for this pop, it was just his music. and it blows your shit out of the water
Btfo hard 2bh
> inb4 m-muh hometown
Its not his hometown
Also the IYH Canadian Stampede pop is bigger and better
Jim Johnston should make all the themes really. I mean Seth is into some gay core music so it fits him but Dean I'm not so sure.
And this one was top tier for Owens
>big pop in montreal
>Only because they wanted to see a shawn and bret confrontation
Wew lad, way to prove my point that he only gets pops in canada, the pop died out pretty quick too, while Haitch's went on for a lot longer.
Not to mention Haitch has had numerous big pops in his career, while Brets biggest one was when he didn't even show up, fucking wow.
>Wasn't even relevant and isn't relevant still until the montreal screwjob is brought up, which was haitches idea
Haitch literally made Bret relevant LMFAO
Way to bury your faggot americas b side
wrestler, now fuck off m8 and play the game.
I think you're the american since Roman main evented last year and he only has one, and I mean come on if you're already sure Haitch is in 32 (which he will be) then you can't tell me with a straight face you don't think Roman will be as well.
WELL YOU SEE THE THING IS HERE ROMAN
lyrics objectively make a theme more memorable
in order of importance this is what you need to have a successful wrestling theme
and as we can see this checks out as edge has the absolute GOAT theme
Haitch has been officially confirmed as main eventing mania.
Roman is definitely going to main event too, but that's not officially confirmed yet, which is why he didn't put 2 for Roman yet retard.
I think KO's current theme is pretty good. Ambrose's is really piss poor. It's so ridiculously generic for one of the more colorful characters on the roster.
They should TURN HIM HEEL and give him better music.
Go back and watch the network kiddo, bret consistently got the biggest pops on loads shows throughout his career all over the place
> Bret Hart, bonafide A+ player, beloved top guy and face of a literal whole era wasnt even relevant
Shit b8, dont even know why im replying
>bret is A+
>can't talk for shit
>average at best look
>samey matches, good, but samey and blend together most the time
Edge as best for me every time those drums would hit I marked like a bitch. Worst not really sure, cause that usually just means they are forgettable and boring, so I don't remember what they are. Notable mentions for favoritesome are slow chemical and whatever The Miz's song is called.
> what is Austin's theme
Btfo in 4 words
Lyrics are sometimes good like in Hogan's theme but are definitely not necessary and do not work alot of the time
> edge has the GOAT theme
This conversation is over
You keep replying because he's an irrelevant has-been no one gives a fuck about.
Triple H will always be bigger, better and the complete package.
Bret is a salty piece of shit thats jealous of Haitches success.
I'd reverse melody and lyrics, but lyrics DO go a long way to making a theme feel unique and not just some jobber jingle Johnston slapped together ten minutes before the show.
Even so, some of the most iconic themes have been instrumentals.
There's so many good ones. Burn in my light, hellfire, any motorhead theme, metalingus. I'm really fond of Asuka, Sasha and Paige's themes too.
Worst ones are shit like Dean and Roman's. DUDE GUITAR RIFFS LMAO
His talking was a 7 as a heel when he wasnt held down by being a face.
His look was iconic, good looking dude with his own colour scheme and was the prototypical small technically advanced guy that redefined the whole business.
He got a 5 star match and multiple 4.5 stars out of diesel. Nuff said
Stop replying to me kiddo, you are literally 13
cena shit on alex riley after that day every day to the point where all the locker room thought it was bullshit
he also got pissed at tyler reks for using a burning hammer because it looked like the FU. told him to change it and asked reks how much he valued his job.
cena is a faggot and 2 faced. doing his make a wish shit then throwing his weight around in the locker room.
>Yells at the top of his lungs "REIGNS DOESN'T DESERVE THIS BELT CAUSE HE DOESN'T RESPECT IT, ME OR MY DAD!"
>has literally no narrative purpose to put Reigns in a match that would get him near the championship.
>reveals Roman Reigns is in a match for the number 1 contership that very same night.
someone please explain to me how no one has ever said to the writers and vince how fucking stupid and inconsistent this kind of writing is.
There are people who are actually upset that The Rock, one of the most over babyfaces of all time, said some mean shit to a heel manager.
When did wrestling fans turn into such sensitive little pussies? Crying about people saying mean things to women? What the fuck?
>dumb mark doesn't understand simple wwe promos aimed towards kids
Haitch literally says it in his promo you dumb fuck. Arrogance-roman reigns and respect-brock lesnar. Dumb fuck mark smark.mark
This is the best WM card they could do
>Dean Amb vs Triple H(c) - WWEWHC
Dean drops the IC title to KO on a Smackdown to boost them ratings
>KO(c) vs AJ Styles - IC title
>Kalisto(c) vs Ziggy vs Luke Harper vs Rusev - US Title
>DBry vs Shinsuke Nakamura
>Chris Jericho vs Finn Balor
>New Day(c) vs Roman and The Usos in a TLC match - Tag Team belts on the line
Roman turned heel and the Uso's and New Day did a double turn so they are flipped here
>Bray vs Brock
>Sasha vs Charlie(c) vs Becky - Divas title
Who wins is another story
>mfw can't do Cena vs Undertaker
No Undertaker I guess then
even with the clause, HHH and the McMahons are the guys in charge. if they want all they have to do is say "fuck you, we make the rule, no match" hell I'd be less frustrated if roman wasn't in the title shot for a month and then the mysterious 'board of directors' make an announcement that HHH has to face Roman at Mania, because a mataphorical act of god would make more sense than "we have literally no reason to let him have a match but haha he impressed us lol"
>if they want all they have to do is say "fuck you, we make the rule, no match"
So then there's a Breach of Contract lawsuit. Brilliant.
>hell I'd be less frustrated if roman wasn't in the title shot for a month and then the mysterious 'board of directors' make an announcement that HHH has to face Roman at Mania,
Triple H is the COO and Vince is the CEO. Those ARE the directors, you dumb fuck. And the Board of Directors angles were the WORST
Posting the only good theme with sirens
>Kayfabe rematch clause
That's not the reason given and even then, ignoring the idea of them simply saying "fuck that" why wouldn't they just book a massively one-sided match for that on a raw or something to get it out of the way and get him out of the picture?
>Triple H and Vince are the directors
well no shit, but there's always been a "board of directors" and yeah it's asspull writing style but it makes more sense that some unseen force prefere roman than The McMahons going against actual fucking logic and puting Reigns in the match even though none of them like him.
You're correct in saying the way they did it was fucking stupid.
What they SHOULD have done is have Roman interrupt Aitch's opening promo with some violence (because Roman is only ever remotely over when he's indiscriminately whooping ass like at TLC) and demand his rematch clause.
Why is everyone so hype for AJ Styles? He is decent wrestler, but WWE isn't going to let him do high flying shit or his finisher very much, his gimmicks are garbage, and his promo skills are garbage with a horrible accent.
Is it just because they "finally got him" or what? I hardly care at all. Was even more stoked for Samoa Joe than Styles. What's the big deal?
What? That's not what I was saying at all, it was just highly out of character for heel Lana not to be high strung and serious in that scenario. What he said was funny, just her facials didn't make sense.
Can we all agree that despite their faults, putting Haitch and/or Jericho's minds for wrestling into a younger guy's body would potentially create a GOAT?
The way Haitch bumped on the ropes on Sunday was sublime and genuinely worked me a little bit despite the entire thing being predictable as anything.
Jericho also did a brilliant job leading it from the inside like a surgeon.
I wouldn't necessarily want to shove their whole minds into another younger body, but perhaps their knowledge of how to work a match and get the audience going and all that would be fucking GOAT as fuck in a 20-something
the GTS is a knee to the face. Even if Punk made it look sloppy because he's DYEL.
The Styles Clash is gently putting your opponent down on the sturdiest parts of his body while a 185 lbs man lays on top of him. It's Attitude Adjustment tier, but with a contrived, Willing Suspension of Disbelief killing set up.
also fucking up the forward drop can break necks.
then again I've only seen the move done in a couple gif images so I don't have any feel for how it looks since wwe is being a cock tease about letting him use the move.
Big Boss Man didn't get in the ring in 2000 until Test threw him in
For once, they'd be right to tell him not to use the goddamn move. It's somehow the softest bump ever while still being Owen PileDriving Stone Cold level dangerous. He nearly killed Yoshi Tatsu with it.
And he's goddamn AJ Styles, he can do SO much better.
>also fucking up the forward drop can break necks.
No, THEM fucking up tucking their neck can break necks. There's nothing to fuck up with the forward drop, he just drops.
Also, Michelle McCool used it.
First, you don't "tuck" your neck. That's exactly what happened to Yoshi Tatsu. You arch it back so, worst case, you land on your face instead of the top of your head.
Second, Michelle McCool using it does not make it a good idea.
That's very similar to La Sombra's finisher, who's in NXT.
On a side-note, he has an incredible other finisher. Picture Roman's schoolboy powerbomb but instead of a powerbomb he deadlifts them into a suplex.
Exactly. Though it's similar enough to The Red Arrrow that they might have a hang up over him using it.
And before you say "IT'S A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT MOVE," I understand this. But it's still a top rope move with a flip and a corkscrew and Vince is an idiot.
And really, The Red Arrow is Neville's entire gimmick.
It wouldn't be that bad if this place also had fucking flags
How am I supposed to tell who Bretcuck or the Sweden guy obsessed with Paige is
>he thinks an 18+ from an underage /asp/ie has any effect in any way shape or form
Don't forget characters like pic related
I, for one, did not watch. I took my time in the gym, moseyed home, got some food, and only realized I was "missing" RAW at 9:30 central time. So I got to see Rusev buried.
This is why I don't bother to DVR this shit.
>Triple H vs Roman
>Haitch and Roman laying struggling to move in the ring
>Mr McMahon being stretchered out after being attacked by the Rock
>Rock laying at ringside bloodied and unconscious from a sledgehammer blow
>R Truths music hits
>he's leading a confused ref to the ring holding a money in the bank briefcase
>Truth walks in and pins Roman and becomes WWEWHC
>Show ends with him rapping in the ring
>the Raw after its never mentioned and Roman has the title and the authority storyline continues
Rate my booking
are you kidding me
>land on your entire front and face with the other guys body weight driving you into the mat
>able to do it from the ropes/ringside
too bad he couldnt lift your 400lb fatass to show you how it feels