Point out Who is Mark Henry.
I don't understand all these people mad at The Rock. Did his sheer charisma trigger flashback memories of the charismatic chads from high school or something? Calm down and go trim your neckbeard, jeez. .
I aint mad at the Rock I just think him coming back every few months is boring as fuck, especially when it's just to try and get the Usos over. It didn't work for Roman, why would it work for 2 half Romans?
>just finished watching the Royal Rumble
Aside from Styles showing up and that one-off gag with R-Truth, that was kinda underwhelming on the whole.
>Reigns being the generic underdog hero again
>Big Show coming in to unceremoniously dump people in the blandest way possible
>Lesnar coming in to unceremoniously dump people in a significantly less bland but overall pretty predictable way
>New Day comes in, accomplishes nothing, gets thrown out
Honestly, I can't even remember who half of the people in the Rumble were. A big chunk of it was completely forgettable.
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adam blampied watching dr who drinking tea and complaining about rain
At what point did New Day start talking for so much longer than what was necessary?
I REALLY noticed it last night. They were humorous for two minutes and just kept going and going for what felt like a further cringeworthy 8. Is this their attempt at Heel heat? It's not so much Heel heat at "I'm gonna pause the TV and fast-forward when I'm confident the segment is done" heat.
And what's worse Big E didn't use most of their speaking time and he's the funniest of them.
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Why is Rusev not a face again?
>over with the fans
>one of the most loved guys backstage
>likes playing video games with his wrestling bros
Rock is worse than Jeridad now. What the fuck is wrong with him? Has he lost the plot? He used to be my favourite wrestler, his quick paced, calmly delivered promos were golden, and now he seems like a completely different person. I know Hollywood changes people but you would think he would have retained enough memory of the character to portray it when he's in the ring.
because MUH BIG SCARY FOREIGN MAN
Honestly though, I really think this League of Nations thing will end with Rusev turning face. He's the one who goes all out, puts his body on the line. It'll end in him getting sick of their shit and turning.
>le funnie voices
>so glad haitch won
>Styles was the most over guy in the Royal Rumble
Yeah, in Orlando, the place where TNA is mostly filmed. If the Rumble was elsewhere, his debut would've been ruined because NO ONE would know who the fuck he is.
>Ziggler lost to Kevin Owens clean again
Does the man love losing to him
He'd have to be, if he looked at orton or basically any of the main roster talent they'll get an injury. Only people who could handle Nakamura-chan on main roster are Bryant, Owens, Styles basically.
>How did this le 18+ meme start
Hi aspie. Myself and another Canadian started using it during the Sting vs. Seth Rollins feud. People would say things like, "Sting sucks" "Sting is a bore" "Sting doesn't deserve a title shot in 2015" and then when asked whether they watched him or knew of any famous matches he had they didn't have an answer. So pretty much any time someone said anything negative about Sting, they got told "18+" without any other reply because it just wasn't worth it engaging in a conversation with a toddler.
>Rusev is a le cuck jokes once more
Remember when he rode in on a tank that one time? Fucking Vince and his irrational hatred of the guy. He's on his way to being the next Beeg. Crying in the ring when?
>especially when it's just to try and get the Usos over.
>Rock goes through that segment
>gives them the set-up
>"I'M ON TOP"
>crowd sound genuinely displeased
>the year is 2016
>the Rock has failed to get both Roman and the Usos anything but mixed-to-negative reactions
Holy shit this generation of Samoans are terrible.
every week these guys get less funnier and more whiny and annoying, I haven't even made it halfway through their reviews the past two weeks because they are so lame and boring.
I might stay subscribed for their bustin smarks series but I'm over these guys.
Doubted. According to Wrestling Observer and other news sites, Nakamura is getting a huge deal, and they're not going to sign a guy for that kind of money to keep him in developmental. Nakamura is also only a several years younger than AJ, so they won't want to waste time. He'll probably get some build up before he debuts, to introduce him to a casual western audience that doesn't follow New Japan. If they put him down in NXT, he won't be there for long.
I'm not blaming him, I just think it's embarrassing how shit they are.
Usos are great enhancement talent. If they work-horsed the mid-division in a role akin to what the Dudleyz are doing now I may have been genuinely happy to see their hard work repaid one day with a reign.
Instead they're forced as fuck and it just seems that there's nothing really good about them.
Usos used to be great when they were feuding with the Wyatt family, even their matches with NAO, the shield and the brotherhood were good. It's only until they started getting paired with Cena and Roman that they just got lazy and started break dancing in the ring.
Bray is a face who does mean things. It play to his gimmick if the "brainwashed" crowd cheers for him. Cheating Brock out of the Rumble is some of the only legitimate heat he's ever gotten. That and not letting Bubba light the table on fire.
When has Bray ever been booed by the majority of the crowd at a PPV? Serious question, because I've only been watching for about a year.
I think the crowd might side with Dean sometimes (they put on great matches together BTW), but the crowd definitely wanted him to beat Roman in the cage match. They definitely cheered their asses off when Braun debuted And he certainly wasn't getting booed against THE RYBACK.
And he singlehandedly sold the Taker Mania match, the match that gave Taker's career another jolt after Brock made him look like a cripple one year prior.
I might be biased, since Bray Wyatt is who got me back into wrestling a year ago. But damn if he isn't the most interesting thing in terms of catching a non-wrestling fan's attention.
>Only man of his generation to 1v1 Undertaker
>Spent the entire summer as the primary antagonist for Cena2.0
>Probably given that feud because he could he trusted to help Roman improve, which Roman did
>Match at Hell in a Cell with the biggest build
>Match at Survivor Series with the most advertising
>One of the few guys that can hang with Roman and not get embarrassed by booking
>The only "heel" shown to be able to hang with Brock
Face of the company.
Pretty much because they were the only actual tag team at the time. Everyone other team was just made up of random jobbers they decided to throw together for a few months so they had something to do.
I don't think it was anything to do with the pairing with anyone, they've always been the same in-ring. Very, very formulaic.
They just get more shit for it now because they've been at it longer and people are more tired of it.
Also, not to sound like I'm making excuses but I think their Brotherhood/Shield matches were great because of how over those other two teams were because they were both hot as fuck at that time. The NAO matches weren't anything special.
I really hope Rusev gets tired of the League of Cucks and just fucking kicks them all in the face
>Barrett is never there
>Del Rio only worried about his US title
>Sheamus always expects the others to hold barely conscious opponents for him to brogue kick
And Rusev bustin' his ass in matches
At least he gets to bury his face between Lana's thighs
>because I've only been watching for about a year.
Owens doesn't exactly get booed either, and Bray has been the one facing the top faces like Cena, Taker, Roman, Dean cause he's the number 1 big bad. This is not disputable.
It was more like that they got plucked from years of eating shit as jobbers and stole MITB from the pre-show.
Then, smartly, they kept being SO CLOSE to winning the Tag Titles but always falling just short, before finally getting the big win on RAWIsn'tPunk.
Chi-Town went BANANA! for them! How did WWE fuck this up?
I would've disagreed that he could be a good Face but I think he's really charismatic/likable enough to pull it off even despite being a somewhat (relatively) short, strongfat foreign monster.
I'd just be worried they may take him into full-on unicycle-riding comedy.
They were definitely having better matches 2 years ago than they are now. The exact moment they started getting stale was when they were Cena's little buddies, and then Roman's little buddies. It just buries them as a team cause they're expendable.
The 2/3 falls matches against the Wyatts was a 10/10 tag team match that I'd recommend to anyone if they wanted to get into wrestling.
I never really been that impressed by them but I do agree that they're performing to a lesser standard. They're just phoning it in now, at least their matches before were regularly solid instead of just "SLAP THIGH SLAP THIGH".
That Wyatt tag match was probably the definitive turning point in which they outstayed their welcome.
>we could've had Harper/Rowan vs Cesaro/Kidd instead of the Usos vs Cesaro/Kidd
>now both Cesaro and Kidd are injured
I'm not a big cuck man punk fan, but this promo was one of the first things I watched when getting back into wrestling, and it's a shame most guys just can't go off script like this:
Bo going full Chain Gang when?
>tfw actually thought RAW is gonna be great after RR
I got played
>yfw Haitch goes on to break Punks record by one day as WWE champ
Literally holding back tears that a bunch of neckbeards destroyed him
>HarpGOAT tied with Brock for 2nd most eliminations
>Roman was tied for 1st even though he missed 75% of the Rumble
>Brown Strangleman was tied for 1st even though he sucks ass and is a clumsy retard
That match between AJ and Jericho was rather slow and disappointing honestly.
Braun is p cool, they just need to work with him a bit to get a more convincing moveset
I know that AJ can do better as I've watched him in different companies but that match was just bland. Nothing really interesting about it. And Styles Clash was not used either. I wonder who he'll feud with, as Jeridad may not be the best person to wrestle with in terms of pure wrestling, but I have a feeling they'll wrestle on Fast Lane anyway.
Are you actually retarded,Vince probably loves the guy: He's bigger than average, he's a foreign guy that can generate heat for All-American babyfaces, he's a good worker and is reliable on the mic. Did you even see Vince embrace based RuRu after he splashed Roman through the table?
And what does Vince do with all that talent?
>lol go out and get one hit ko'd by ramen twice a week, every fucking week
>lets make some cuck jokes about him!
>lets eliminate him in less than 2 minutes!
>lets make him a pussy-whipped beta and put him in a love triangle
He's been buried to hell and back since he jobbed to Cena.
Do you think WWE is signing all them indy stars to leech CM Punk back???
>daniel midget bryan will retire soon
feels pretty good 2bh
>Cody tweets Stardust is no more
I guess them teaming again might be cool and something fresh vs New Day, as long as the Rhodes lads stay face and don't turn heel. They absolutely sucked all the heat out of the building as heel tag champs.
>the entire crowd stopped watching the match and turned when they moved him
Cena post surgery
>w-where am I?
>those anons who thought based Haitch didn't wear the belt when he came out at the beginning of Raw
/CorbinClub/ W W @ ?
comfy new general here
>mfw the state of Rusev yesterday
Really sucks he's getting punished for the engagement pics
>The most dominate tag champions in NXT history
They literally beat nameless local jobbers and mish-mashed teams for 95% of their reign and dropped it the second viable opponents appeared.
>Balor will do better than Neville based on his looks and gimmick alone.
Toadstool uggo just like Neville.
Ain't got one.
LOW-MIDCARD TAGGING WITH TITUS ON SMACKDOWN.
>If he can just string a few wins together he can really get rolling, John! He has all the talent in the world!
>WHY'S HE PAINT HIMSELF. I THINK IT'S STUPID
He just puts so much effort and energy into everything he does. Sold the fuck out of some moves Jericho did like they were actually real. His superman punch was incredible too, I wouldn't be surprised if they told him not to do it anymore because it's so much better than Reigns.
>Jericho vs. Styles in a match at FastLane
>mfw all that stiffing
>Flo Rida is literally a one hit wonder. No idea why WWE keeps using him.
Because one hit wonders generally aren't the busiest cunts.
Also he's from Miami, so is the Rock, there's a parallel between him and one of the biggest stars they've ever produced.
Doesn't take a genius breh
I never said it's bad m8, I'm just saying Jericho must feel great that he's constantly chosen to put over beyond top talent, nothing wrong with that. I'm sure he'd rather put over AJ than go back to just doing house shows.
Styles should feud with Owens tbqh.
Let Zayn and Owens build their shit some more because it deserves more time. Zayn's also busy in NXT for a little bit more, he definitely deserves to be the first 2-Time NXT Champ.
>tfw I accurately predicted Sami coming out to the rumble
The problem is;
1. They probably cant afford/it isnt worth payign for someone who is genuinely popular and a huge name in music.
2. They always get some mainstream shitter who doesnt even appeal to most wrestling fans. I mean Flo Rida really doesnt seem like the type of artist the average wrestling fan would listen to.
What sort of music would an average wrestling fan listen to?
Kid Rock appeals to your average American family?