What was he thinking about in this moment?
>post yfw you realized it's been almost two decades now since the Attitude Era
>they finally found someone worthy for jericho to job to
>People think you can just bring Stone Cold
He suffer from the awful condition of being "eternally over". Heel or face.
Please enlighten me how you would book a Stone Cold return in 2016
>He suffer from the awful condition of being "eternally over".
This is how the WWE thinks
>OMG someone is being cheered! The audience is having fun! We need to put a stop to that because we know better, yes.
>Divas are worthless
>New Day are now just spouting the same memes
>Neville is irrelevant
>AJ Styles vs Chris Jericho
>Kane just got eternally buried
>HHH is champ
>Roman vs Dean vs Brock
>Dean heel turn or Roman looking skrong in a W
>Barrett is irrelevant
>Sheamus is doing nothing
>Need to bring back the Rock for ratings
SAVE US KEVIN OWENS
Taker/Brock was pretty hot in 2002
They really should have continued the feud from Unforgiven and No Mercy into WM and had him end it there.
Watch that promo, goes from like 00:15 to 4:20
>If Stone Cold gave Bork the push he deserved back when,
Jobbing on RAW with no build up is hardly the push Lesnar deserved. At least announce it for NEXT RAW, or even the RAW after that so some promos can be cut.
>Big Match Hiroshi blew out his shoulder
wow jesus christ
>Remember one time Steph cut a promo saying, "One day these people are chanting your name and the next they'll forget about you cause you're just a B+ player"
>Today in a promo she mentions AJ Styles
>AJ STYLES *CLAP CLAP CLAP* AJ STYLES
>She lets out that grin of hers with Vince smiling in the background
Im always a bit scared of flying and so every time I fly between northern and southern Europe I always adopt the same routine.
When I get to the airport I pretend that I'm a WWE wrestler on the grind, travelling from show to show (and thankfully noone has recognised me) as I will be travelling to a different city multiple times in a week.
Why do I do this? Because I know that real life wrestlers are on aeroplanes a lot and they seem to be fine so far (touch wood).
How often do wrestlers fly by plane? Do they travel by car if its only a few hundred miles?
>almost a mil
Yeah you keep jacking up those figures. Vince is for sure paying him 5 million in your next post eh?
>Yfw the reason they brought him in was so that smarks wouldn't ruin the rumble by chanting for Daniel Bryan again.
Vince is a genius.
>Asked for who has the best movelist
Have sex kiddo
>AJ established himself in the past four years.
Read the entire quote chain, dipshit.
Worked by whom? I don't give a fuck even if i did? At least i'm not a worthless, useless waste of space cunt like you are
God what a pathetic cunt you are, please for the sake of this board and this earth, put a bullet in your head. No one loves you, your friends make fun of you behind your back and you will never amount to shit in life.
>Being this mad
No wonder you got banned on reddit.
>They also paid for Samoa Joe, is he a draw too?
He would be if the halfwits would bring him up to the main roster.
I know it'd kind of gut the NXT roster, but this company doesn't make money off of NXT ratings. Joe should have debuted long ago, and went on a goddamn nice, clean win streak over the mountains of jobbers that comprise the main roster, and defended it against any of:
Bray Wyatt (preferably after beating at least a couple of the other Wyatts in 1v1 matchups)
It would have given us some good bruising to enjoy, which is why everyone loves Lesnar, and we'd get it more than once a quarter.
But, they already done fucked it up. Hopefully they bring him up after Mania and THEN have him tear apart the undercard, being undefeated until somewhere between SummerSlam and Wrestlemania.
Well friends, thats officially it.
This was the last chance for daniel bryan to return. Hes done now. No other possibility for him to be inserted at wrestlemania. It was either tonight or never.
You think he will retire on air or fade to oblivion like cm punk?
You weren't even alive then kiddo.
>IF DANIEL BRYAN DOESNT SHOW UP WE RIOT
>Vince sends in AJ Cuckyles at no. 3
>Also sends in Sami Zayn
>AJ Styles chants the whole night
>Not a single Daniel Bryan chant
>Neckbeard fantasy booking has no Daniel Bryan featured anywhere
Vince doesn't think Rusev and Lana should be together. Shes hot af, and Vince doesn't think hes worthy so hes going all out to convince Lana to dump him. This includes
>forcing her off TV
>seducing her with the Rock
>adding rusev to the League of No Heat
>get eliminated first in the Rumble
>get powerbombed to end Raw
>I am phenomenal
Incoming feud with The Phenom?
Srs tho, if they wanted to really strap a rocket to his ass, they could have AJ wrestle Taker at Mania. Maybe even win if Taker is retiring.
And it's not like they have a long list of other options to wrestle Taker, with Ramen and Aitch apparently being in their own match, Cena being injured, Bray and Brock apparently feuding with each other, Rusev being berry'ed as fuck, and everyone else of any consequence being injured.
>winning 5 times in a row makes you a top badass
The state of this 50/50 booking.
Speaking of 50/50 booking, if I hear JBL say he's surprised Kalisto beat ADR, a man he has beaten THREE (3) times in the past two and a half goddamn weeks, I am going to have a stroke.
When the news...err...developed...about Tyson's neck all of the Total Divas stans labelled Joe an unsafe worker even though he's never injured anybody else with the move.
Tyson's neck happened due to equal parts werardown and freak accident.
>I figured he'd wrestle Jericho at Mania,
Dear God why? Not saying they wouldn't do something that stupid, but what GOOD reason would you have for making AJ vs Jericho a Mania match when you JUST gave it away for free on RAW with a clean finish?
Hell, Jericho could wrestle Taker and AJ could have some three way for the IC title. Or wrestle Kalisto in a Flippyshit vs Flippyshit match for the US Championship.
Just an aspie Reigns fan
>Reigns didn't get back in and help is Brother, Ambrose, eliminate Aitch
Seriously, when is Dean turning on Roman? Dean has always had Roman's back, but Roman NEVER sticks up for Dean. It's like Hogan and Macho Man II, and it could be bretty gud.
>That mini-manlet rising to this level
>mfw a reigns-ambrose-brock triple threat is supposedly best for business
>crowd boos Roman after the Samoan drop he does to AJ
>You can see him mouthing "cut that shit out" to the crowd
It still gets to him
On the Royal Rumble
>BH: I wasn’t that impressed with it. I thought it was one of the least exciting ones I’ve ever watched. I just didn’t find it very exciting. I found it very predictable. When all of the guys came out and ganged up on Roman Reigns I knew that he was going to come back out later. It was just so easy to figure out. It was not suspenseful. Some of the guys I thought were doing really well in it. I was glad they were in it. Like AJ Styles and Kevin Owens but they seemed to get dumped out. Even Big Show and Mark Henry… a lot of guys just got thrown out like they didn’t mean anything. I think any time you have a Royal Rumble and you have a guy as big as the Big Show and you just throw him out it just doesn’t mean as much as it should. The legitimacy of wrestling. You have to have some logic and common sense in it. The whole ending was… even when it got down to the last four guys I was surprised that they were the four guys. That they would pin the whole hopes of WrestleMania on the hopes of these four guys. Or two of them anyway. I didn’t like the decision that Triple H, surprise, put the belt on himself again. It just seemed like it just showed a real lack of imagination if you ask me.
>BH: I watched three hours of wrestling last night and I got very little out of it. When it was over I thought, “That was the worst Royal Rumble I think I’ve ever watched.” Maybe next to the one from a couple of years ago. There was another lousy one. I just really had higher expectations. When I say all of my criticisms I just want to be honest. I have a lot of respect for the talent. I think there are a lot of really great wrestlers out there. I think Cody Rhodes is a great wrestler. I can name guys that I think are great wrestlers. That throw great punches. That throw great kicks. They do good stuff out there. It’s how they are used.
>I thought, "that was the worst Royal Rumble I think I've ever seen"
It's pretty eye rolling that he didn't get any credit for actually mentoring Bryan during the Authority storyline and they instead shoved HBK in there because WWE is still trying hard to get the Kliq over 20 years later
Even when Bryan went to HBK's wrestling school there was another guy doing most of the teaching
This meme works for pretty much every AJ Styles photo.
They paid for front row tickets, they're allowed to try and get themselves over.
Not to mention having security move them was far more disruptive because the audience stopped paying attention to the match.
The other people who paid for tickets deserve a wrestling show and not a bunch of fat fucks trying to gain e-peen to show off to their friends
The producer wouldn't call security to move them if their intentions were genuine which most of the time I fucking doubt since smarks gonna smark
>mfw this general moves too fast for me to keep up
I'm about 5 threads behind
You mean all those fucking times he'd just been in a match that(kayfabe) left him fucking wrecked? Nigga' Dean had a fucking IC title match where he had to deal with the fucking Hamburglar and he still lasted longer than Roman.
You know what would've been a good way to get that push for this fuck? Have him actually interfere and let Dean get the title. It's a slow fucking burn but at least people can say "Well, at least he looked out for his friends.", of course nobody's gonna' like some ass who get eliminated after getting to rest for twenty goddamn minutes, and then just moves the fuck on while his friend deals with Triple Haitch.
They probably wheeled Roman backstage because they don't want smarks to chant "Roman is sleeping" because he's selling three finishers plus an announcer table spot
It had nothing to do with the old Austin RR segment
He's not even gassed nor in the position to get gassed since he's in the corner doing his thing or getting clubbed after the ring was filled with more superstars
I don't understand all these people mad at The Rock. Did his sheer charisma trigger flashback memories of the charismatic chads from high school or something? Calm down and go trim your neckbeard, jeez.
I'll kick your stupid ass if you ever speak highly of The Rock again. He's a sellout queer and I'll bury him next to you. People like you are the reason WWE is for kid friendly faggots even though last night the used some pretty dirty language, but moral of the story is still fuck you and The Rock.