20 minute with Triple H, Reigns, Authority, and The Rock will happen
>mfw she will never lisp my name while I tongue punch her fart box
>TFW You will never her hear lisp in mid orgasm.
>20 minute Haitch promo
>Bbygurl wants a rematch
Why do we watch Raw when we all know how it will end?
>shut off tv, go to masturbate instead of watching raw
>Vince stumbling over his words
Oh look, McMahon & HHH circlejerking.
Holy fuck I can't believe people watch this shit week in and week out.
D-Don't diss my fucking v-vanilla midget NJPW GOD, Fucking Vince
>Kane had to be a fat piece of shit
>Seth HAD to land awkwardly
Daily reminder Young Bucks are the greatest tag team of all time. OF ALL TIME.
Its triple H's wwe universe and we're all just living in it
It's like WCW when they kept telling everyone the company sucked compared to the nwo
Everytime I watch RAW they tell me the product lucks, the faces are losers and the fans are idiots
So I turn out
im too sick to cook for myself and nobody will deliver
>If ya smell
>Rock bottom HHH
>Rock bottom Vince
>People's Elbow Steph
>Rock bottom front row guy dressed like Macho Man
>Mark the fuck out
The problem with HHH's promos is they are at the expense of every other guy in the feud he is in, always to make him look great and the rest look like shit. No other heels are allowed to cut promos like this
Its going to be Kurt Angle that comes back
>CHRIS JERICHO VS AJ STYLES
I guess I should keep watching
>Major star returns
>Punk Walks out
>Turns 360 Degrees and walks away
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Sorry to burst your bubble guys. Flo Rida is the returning star.
Returning Star will be Goldberg
Goldberg & Brock Lesner vs The Wyatt Family
That's big talk for such a small Roman cuck. Is it hard to accept that even though Roman has a rocket up his ass his cheers are never louder than most of the other guys on the roster? That while Roman has been main eventing WWE's ratings have slid to record lows? That WWE's booking has been shit and they don't know how to make stars anymore?
Lesnar didn't have to defend it.
Though Heyman gave a good reason, to bring more prestige and make it a must see match instead of some watered down monthly match.
It was great till Rollins ruined the prestige again
>don't smoke because you're giving money to the tobacco industry
doesn't buying anything give someone money? jesus christ this ad campaign is so stupid
I prefer it this way desu, it gives the Rumble more weight whether it's a normal rumble or for the title like this year. You should have a strong enough roster to be able to find a now World Title main event.
>tfw Ziggler is ded inside
>Ziggler will never get the pop he got when he cashed in
yfw its end of Raw and Haitch is back out for second homily and this music hits