>Owens gets hurt in the opening match on the card
>comes out in the Rumble selling his injuries over an hour later
>Reigns gets wheeled out on a FUCKING STRETCHER after getting beat the fuck up by an entire stable
>comes back not 20 minutes later, fresh as a daisy
anyone else laugh at this?
I laughed more at
>Vince McMahon forgets the rules of the Rumble and has the League of Nations pull Roman under the bottom rope and, after the beating, has them leave without eliminating him
>Later in the match, the Wyatt's actually utilize the lack of rules to eliminate Brock Lesnar and then the rest of them leave because apparently the no DQ aspect can only be used to eliminate one guy.
Also Brock and Roman were never in the match at the same time, despite their meeting in this match being a main selling point
>people will still defend the rumble this year
>buh-but based shovelman?
what's even better is there's literrally no reason for Roman to be allowed to get a number 1 contenders match when the bosses hate him in the story, but sure fucking enough he';; win that at fastlane to go on to win at mania.
> Owens comes out valiently to fight in the Royal Rumble after having his body broken early in the night as the fighting heel he is
> Reigns who is clearly not as hurt as he was making out shoots back in after missing half of the Rumble like the babyface he is
>>comes out in the Rumble selling his injuries over an hour later
and than as soon as he got in the ring again he limp instantly disappeared and he was walking around fine. that was more noticeable to me than Reigns