Have you thanked your Lord, Savior and WWE World Heavyweight Champion today?
>that feel when Reigns being eliminated was one of the best pops of the night
>hot women craving the big dog's cock are scary
Sounds about right my neckbearded virgin buddy
>Sasha returns as boss instead of doing that bullshit female new day
>smarks cheering that Roman "failed"
>when its clear as day that Trips will put him over and have a reign until he gets cucked by the 2016 MITB winner or he drops it to a returning Seth Rollins
>Rusev is the new TV champ
Who will he defend it against on RAW?
>Whose finisher am I gonna no-sell to look strong?
>Hey Dolph, here's the thing, give me a fame-asser, and then I'll get right back up and toss you out
Creative basically comes up with an idea like Styles in the Rumble then from there puts them in a good feud.
Then the good feud becomes a bad feud as it goes on for too long.
Creative didn't think this far ahead and therefore don't know what to do so they stop pushing him and start just burying him
Finally he is sent to the lowcard appearing on Main Event and Superstars in a feud against Fandango as well as house shows where he never wins
Now he's just like Neville, Breeze, and the Ascension
>10 minute Motorhead entrance
LAST NIGHT AT THE ROYAL RUMBLE
I BEAT 29 OTHER SUPERSTARS TO BECOME THE 14 TIME WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION
AND QUITE FRANKLY
TOSSING ROMAN OUT PERSONALLY WAS THE ICING IN THE CAKE
YOU SEE ROMAN
YOU MADE THIS PERSONAL
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS SHAKE MY HAND MONTHS AGO AND YOU WOULD BE IN THE MAIN EVENT OF WRESTLEMANIA WITH ME BEHIND YOUR BACK
BUT YOU CHOSE TO OPPOSE ME
THE ARCHITECT OF THE ATTITUDE ERA
THE CELEBRAL ASSASSIN
THE KING OF KINGS
>Anybody that thought anything but this was gonna happen
>Bonus points anyone who thought D-Bry's concussion clearance was a work and he was entering
>good i hope they fire naomi
oops, you dropped your hat.
THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS ROMAN
YOU TURNED ME AWAY WHEN I OFFERED FOR YOU TO BE THE GUY
BUT NOW I HAVE RECLAIMED MY RIGHTFUL SPOT AS CHAMP BY DEFEATING YOU AND 29 OTHER MEN AT THE ROYAL RUMBLE
NOW THATS WHATS BEST FOR BUSINESS
>Motörhead plays for 15 minutes
>le sexy rebel badass shovel man
Haitch winning is asinine. It's not going to get Reigns over. I predict we'll see a WM22 repeat where the crowd shit on Cena and cheered for Haitch, even though EVERYON dislikes Haitch more this time around. That's how bad Roman is.
kill the Roman push first of all. it would look absolutely stupid as fuck to kill it now after all the time and effort, but it just isn't happening. Roman didn't even get booed tonight, he just didn't get any reaction at all until HHH eliminated him. they're going to have to bite the bullet on him eventually, if he was going to get over it would have happened by now
>Feud with owens on TV
>End fued with a match that decides who will take part in the fastline elimination chamber #1 contender match for the mania main event
>styles wins said match
>styles vs haitch because haitch beats ramen at fastline
>styles is the baby face we need but don't deserve
>styles vs bryan fued with styles coming out on top
>styles vs rollins feud with styles coming out on top
>styles vs heel cena feud with styles coming out on top
>styles vs lesnar feud with styles finally losing
>never touches the belt again
>im ok with this
They should have just let Bray win the rumble the way he did and then his Wrestlemania fued with Brock would be for the title. That fued needs the title more than H and Roman. H and Roman can have the same effect with or without the belt on the line.
And is it automatic that Owens fueds with AJ Styles now? Are we forgetting he and Zayn have unfinished business and that Ambrose still needs an opponent for Wrestlemania? I think Owens is more likely to wrestle Ambrose or Zayn at Mania and Styles will go over Y2J or something. Also, who's fighting Taker?
Owens will probably fight all 3 in a fatal fourway for the IC belt. Bray vs Brock has enough to stand on its own because Brock is such a draw, but are they ever going to let the fucking Wyatts win? Why should I care about this feud when I know they're going to job again. Taker will probably fight Sting or Cena and then retire, or he's already done and he won't fight.
>AJ Styles Superman punch VS Ramen Superman punch
Truly we are blessed by meme magic.
Who has the better Superman punch, though?
Well more ideally it'd be Owens and Ambrose unifying them. But Kalisto should have a couple months with it. Maybe Kalisto vs Owens at WM for the belt, then back to feuding with Ambrose for a bit.
>1/7 entrants wasted on the boring Wyatt's
>No surprise entrants at all besides boring AJ midget Styles and HHH
Pretty shit Rumble match honestly. WWE's roster is getting more and more boring, and it's unfortunately only going to continue getting worse with all of these upcoming NXT millennial trash.
he'll probably slip the word faggot out on live tv on raw and get fired for it
>mfw redditors dont know how much of a hoomophobe he is
>5'11 is ok
Not when it's not believable for you to be in the same ring as Roman Reigns. Are you kidding me with all these indie manlets? At least Seth and Cesaro look like wrestlers.
>co-main events WK10 then debuts at RR on the same month
>got to keep his name
>didn't have to job in NXT
>literally the best entrance theme debuted by anyone in ages
>hyped up by WWE
>was the 3rd longest remaining wrestling in the rumble
Is he going to save us ?
THE FACT IS ROMAN, THE FACT IS THAT I DIDNT FIRE YOU BECAUSE ROMAN, I WAS GOING TO TAKE CARE OF YOU MYSELF. YOU SEE ROMAN, YOU WILL NEVER BE AS GOOD AS HALF AS I AM.
>winning anything worth of note
He'll feud with the other indie darlings, gets an IC shot while Dean gets catapulted to the main event after Roman dissolves the Authority and Seth comes back as a face
Lol, and John Cena is irrelevant to this discussion. He was selling walking down the ramp then he was miraculously healed once in the ring and was doing super kicks. Sit down.
That's what I'm saying if Bray held the title and dropped to Lesnar at Mania no big deal, he has a title reign in his pocket and that's pretty strong. But even Brock putting him over at mania in a non title fight feels worthless and wasted and Brock's probably going over anyways, which literally does nothing for either of them.
why didnt you guise chant for me tonight?
Are you sure it isn't your wifes son? Only love -HH
Yeah. I think he did more than just say Austin 3:16, he started calling him some names, so AJ pushed him down and backed him into the corner and then said that. It was at some indie promotion, not TNA or NJPW
New vanilla midg for the smarks to keep busy so that they forget you exist Daniel. Also it says here you still have 6 more months till you get cleared.
>TNA congratulating AJ on his WWE debut
Then what's the purpose of them fueding even? Brock beating Bray means literally nothing to Brock. It's literally wasting one of Brock's contractual appearances. I'd rather see Brock/Cena for the 800th time.
Dd anyone else think Brock was getting a bit frustrated that Strowman refused to sell?
I'm sure Brock, being smart ring wise, understood that Strowman is the new mastadon. However, I think Brock also expected him to go down after 4 knees. Literally...Brock did it 4 times and then just kind of glares at him funny, and not in a kayfabe type of way
Probably, it was just odd
>wow, Strowman just took a full speed knee attack from Lesnar!
>oh shit, another one! Makes sense because Strowman is strong
>huh..another one and Strowman is still standing up
>oh well here's another one...yeah Strowman's still standing
>now Brock is going back to Luke
It was just so odd
Yeah I have family that I've only met a couple times down in Tennessee like that. Any time I talked to my paternal grandmother on the phone she'd be like "how are you with Jesus" which I'd mostly brush off but you could tell she was a bit offended that I'm not Christian.
>Tfw you get to go balls deep inside Steph every night, 14 time world champion, on your way to main eventing the same number of wrestlemanias as Hulk Hogan and CM Punk is stuck at 0 and going to get heem'd in the octagon.
why is it so hilarious that rusev took a monitor with him
I cant stop laughing about it
He's calling himself the TV champion now
>they'll never let rusev just be a tweener/face
>if they ever had him stop being the evil foreigner they'd make him a comedy jobber like santino
>mfw they somehow really make the TV monitor Rusev stole the TV Championship
>mfw they actually make it important
It was a title match not a normal rumble which is for the title shot. so having old guys come back and get title shots they haven't earned is stupid.
Its almost like they're learning...
Swagger is a legit fucking mastodon, he should be in the position Sheamus is
Henry got punked out too, it sucked. I know Henry doesn't have great stamina anymore but they could have let him take someone out with him at least
>It seemed that Kevin Owens and AJ Styles had legit heat between each other
>That Owens banter when he eliminated AJ
Holy shit, WWE needs to capitalize on this
>One versus all
>Roman only fought for like 15 minutes despite coming in as #1 (he's not gassed or anything)
>he wasn't there to confront Brock and have a brawl with him
What was the point of the LON's interference? It would make sense if they put him back in and then have someone throw him out but they just left and then Roman gets taken backstage for quite a long period of time.
When Owens entered the rumble, him and AJ got into a massive sequence of punching the living shit out of each other, Owens than later eliminated AJ and said "Welcome to the WWE" and a few others things i didn't catch
No. Owens is always like that, and the royal rumble match is often used to set up feuds for mania. Owens is probably done with Ambrose so Ambrose can feud with Jericho meaning Owens needs something to work with. Who better than AJ Styles?
fast lane card:
owens vs zayn
roman vs shezamus
charlotte vs sasha
bray vs someone who is tight with bork
nude egg vs social jobbers
kalisto vs AJ? (MOTY)
Ah i see, i just thought with their history in ROH that there may actually be some bad blood, and actually have it lead to a legit feud
Still excited for whatever they have planned between them
Missed the gamethreads cause could only watch just now. How were they?
Did aj make ya's mark?
Did everyone love HHH? Even though it was so obvious he was 30 I still couldn't help but mark out when his music hit
After seeing dozens of in arena captures of his debut, and hearing that insane pop, the AJ chants that went on throughout the match, and the sold out T-shirts, I'm convinced that if AJ is anything less than a top guy for WWE it's because Vince enjoys burning money.
Orton is literally like 6'4". Orton is only typical because Vince makes you think he's typical. Before Vince bought consolidated wrestling, most wrestlers looked like your fat hairy uncle.
Being stronk as fuck can be 80% of being a passable pro wrestler (see: A-Train). The other 20% is having enough brains to keep him in developmental until he learns first day shit like how to bump.
Vince, of course, isn't that smart or that patient. It really seems like he was taught how to do that standing choke thing and left to figure the rest out as he goes. It's unbelievable.
They immediately pointed out and kept talking about that he was in it though.
>refuses to get on the gurney
>comes sprinting back
>no sells the whole injury
I don't even know how the fuck you can be that bad at this shit.