/wwe/ General #1778 - The Architect of the Attitude Era Edition

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>that feel when Reigns being eliminated was one of the best pops of the night

>LMS match ended with Ambrose pushing Owen's ass
Wow great finish match of the year candidate right there.

>>910388
Yep

i honestly think hes losing the title at fastlane

haitch main eventing wm32 is retarded

>hurrr durrr aj is a nobody and will never be over in wwe
>gets a huge pop just from people seeing "the phenomenal" come up on the titantron

>>910399
It was a completely mixed reaction. Please have sex

>>910404
>[booking decision] is retarded

So WWE has about a 75% chance of doing it?

I can't wait for HHH appreciation night tomorrow

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Roman fans are scary.

>>910404
Royal Rumble winner is confirmed going to the main event at mania.
Commentary even confirmed it after haitch won.

So where does styles go from here? Intercontinental championship?

>>910400

i actually thought it was a good match. i was hoping for something a little more violent, but it did not disappoint.

Why are there so many miserable fucks in these threads? Can't they just stop watching instead of shitting up every thread with their constant whining and memeposting?

>people think it's great HHH won
>people think this years rumble was good
>people are defending Roman doing literally nothing the whole match through
>people on this board think HHH is the GOAT

Does anyone even watch Fastlane?

>>910418
>>910419
Wew lad

>>910412
they say that every year. adr didnt main event, sheamus didnt main event

First for those idiots who thought Ambrose had a shot.

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>>910411
>hot women craving the big dog's cock are scary

Sounds about right my neckbearded virgin buddy

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>>910413
Owens feud

>>910413
>So where does styles go from here?
In the mass grave where everyone else's careers are.

>>910405
AJ was over before he even hit the ramp.

i havent seen that kind of response since ECW talent was coming into the WWE

>>910413
fucks around in the midcard until cena returns where they have a feud over the whc

>>910418

You mean like you are with your post?

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>Sasha returns as boss instead of doing that bullshit female new day

>>910420
Only thing from that PPV I remember is Bryan vs Reigns

>>910439
good i hope they fire naomi

>>910413

8 month feud trading wins with Tyler Breeze on Superstars.

>>910426
Titles were split at the time then.
>He thinks based haitch isn't walking into mania as champ and main eventing

>>910438
Not really m8

>smarks cheering that Roman "failed"
>when its clear as day that Trips will put him over and have a reign until he gets cucked by the 2016 MITB winner or he drops it to a returning Seth Rollins

That AJ pop was fucking great.

It's crazy how much of an effect the crowd can have on a show.

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>Rusev is the new TV champ
Who will he defend it against on RAW?

>>910450

i like rusev now

>>910450

AJ Styles who is the new cruiserweight champion

>>910428
>Being this lonely
Sorry your bbygrl didn't win pham.
If it makes you feel less worked, have a (You).

>>910419

It had great booking that was ruined by terrible finishes

>>910450
I wouldn't be mad if they brought a TV title back

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>>910441
>not wanting to see that thick ass

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>Whose finisher am I gonna no-sell to look strong?

>Hey Dolph, here's the thing, give me a fame-asser, and then I'll get right back up and toss you out

>>910419

It's okay to be new. Now you can leave.

>>910467
Haitch's head looks photoshopped

>>910450

Gosh Rusev is adorable, why is he a heel again?

>>910450
Thats pretty fucking funny

why wasnt kalisto in the RR?

>"wackyline"

are they fucking serious with this? I already hate the move but THAT'S what they're gonna call it?

>>910467
Poor Ziggler, made to job to Slater, get humilliated by Vince and then made look patethic towards Haitch.

>>910486
they might as well have called it the memline

>>910413
Creative basically comes up with an idea like Styles in the Rumble then from there puts them in a good feud.

Then the good feud becomes a bad feud as it goes on for too long.

Creative didn't think this far ahead and therefore don't know what to do so they stop pushing him and start just burying him

Finally he is sent to the lowcard appearing on Main Event and Superstars in a feud against Fandango as well as house shows where he never wins

Now he's just like Neville, Breeze, and the Ascension

>>910487
ziggler is probably at that point in his career that he probably doesnt give a shit anymore

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>>910425
>>910471
O WEW EW EW EW EW

fucking /sp/ faggots

>>910485
AJ and Neville filled the manlet quota

>>910491
Memeline sounds better than wackyline 2bh. Wackyline sounds like some looney toons shit.

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>>910467

THIS IS VINTAGE TRIPLE H

>>910492
That sounds so likely it hurts.

>>910500
Dean Ambrose is a looney toons wrestler

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xE2tK7HH574

>10 minute Motorhead entrance

LAST NIGHT AT THE ROYAL RUMBLE

I BEAT 29 OTHER SUPERSTARS TO BECOME THE 14 TIME WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION

AND QUITE FRANKLY

TOSSING ROMAN OUT PERSONALLY WAS THE ICING IN THE CAKE

YOU SEE ROMAN

YOU MADE THIS PERSONAL

ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS SHAKE MY HAND MONTHS AGO AND YOU WOULD BE IN THE MAIN EVENT OF WRESTLEMANIA WITH ME BEHIND YOUR BACK

BUT YOU CHOSE TO OPPOSE ME

THE GAME
THE ICON
THE ARCHITECT OF THE ATTITUDE ERA
THE CELEBRAL ASSASSIN
THE KING OF KINGS

Ric Flair - 16
John Cena - 15
Triple H - 14

>>910503
was triple h roleplaying as john cena from 2008 tonight?

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>Anybody that thought anything but this was gonna happen
>Bonus points anyone who thought D-Bry's concussion clearance was a work and he was entering

>>910500
Just calling it the Rebound lariat is better than Wackyline.

Is there any guy that has beaten Cena clean more than once after 2005 aside from Brock?

>>910486

It's still Rebound Lariat to me, Dammit!

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>>910441
>good i hope they fire naomi

oops, you dropped your hat.

>>910500
>>910513
>>910486
The guy from Smackdown called it "Lunatic Lariat", they should have stuck with that

THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS ROMAN

YOU TURNED ME AWAY WHEN I OFFERED FOR YOU TO BE THE GUY

BUT NOW I HAVE RECLAIMED MY RIGHTFUL SPOT AS CHAMP BY DEFEATING YOU AND 29 OTHER MEN AT THE ROYAL RUMBLE

NOW THATS WHATS BEST FOR BUSINESS

BELIEVE THAT

>Motörhead plays for 15 minutes

Triple H did it for Lemmy.

>>910524
>Motörhead plays for 15 minutes
I wouldn't mind

bootista and HHH have zero business being 2-time rumble winners

post yfw Triple H ties John Cena for world championships

>>910388
Thank you

>>910533
He won't win anytime soon, I can see him tying Cena when he hits 60 assuming Cena stops at 15

>>910536

He'll surpass Ric Flair.

>based trips entered with his best theme instead of shitty king of kings
My Timefags need not reply

Why the fuck didn't we get any returns from legends tonight?

>>910516
Does the defeat at RR counts as a clean defeat? Because Rollins was who ate the pin.

>>910543
Did he enter to "The Game"? Fucking nice.

>>910545
Haitch entered.

>>910545
>implying HHH isn't the biggest legend in the history of the business

>>910543
King of Kings is good for when he's just out to do a promo but the game is the best for when he's out to wrestle.

>>910545

HHH entered

>>910543
he always comes out to the game for a match

>>910543
Not new. He uses The Game when he wrestles, King of Kings for Authority stuff.

See: His last two Mania entrances

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>>910553
>HHH
>promo
>good

>>910543
He clearly did it for based lemmy.

i bet all aj wants to do is wrestle cena

>>910554
>>910551
>>910550
I mean guys who haven't been wrestling in WWE for 3+ years

>>910558
Haitchposting proves that his promos are good.

>>910509

YOU SEE THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS ROMAN...

>>910558
>>>/wew/

>>910568
YOU REFUSED MY OFFER

>>910558

You see the thing is anon, you just don't get this business

>that fucking eruption when HHH eliminated Roman
>the way HHH gave him the suck it taunt
>the way the camera was shaking like crazy
>the look on Deanetty's face
holy fuck I came buckets tonight

>>910570
THE PIECES WERE IN PLACE FOR YOU

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How would you book his next year and a half with the WWE?

>>910509
kek this is pretty good, captures his promo mannerisms well. I read it in his voice and now it feels like he's going to say this exact thing tomorrow

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#ibeatZiggler

>le sexy rebel badass shovel man
Haitch winning is asinine. It's not going to get Reigns over. I predict we'll see a WM22 repeat where the crowd shit on Cena and cheered for Haitch, even though EVERYON dislikes Haitch more this time around. That's how bad Roman is.

>>910578
Leave him on MemeXT where he belongs. Nobody will even know who he is 90% of time.

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Caption this image.

>>910575
>you can see him shouting "mother fucker" between the chops
K I N G O F K I N G S
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>>910578
He is a midget so book him to job to Sheamus.

>>910578
It's simple. The roster is stacked. Just let him be AJ and have 5* matches with everyone.

>>910578
kill the Roman push first of all. it would look absolutely stupid as fuck to kill it now after all the time and effort, but it just isn't happening. Roman didn't even get booed tonight, he just didn't get any reaction at all until HHH eliminated him. they're going to have to bite the bullet on him eventually, if he was going to get over it would have happened by now

>>910578

Roman dissolves the authority
Kalisto loses the US belt to Samoa Joe
Roman drops the belt to AJ Styles
Samoa Joe and AJ Styles feud
One of them ends up unifying the titles

>Feud with owens on TV
>End fued with a match that decides who will take part in the fastline elimination chamber #1 contender match for the mania main event
>styles wins said match
>styles vs haitch because haitch beats ramen at fastline
>styles wins
>styles is the baby face we need but don't deserve
>styles vs bryan fued with styles coming out on top
>styles vs rollins feud with styles coming out on top
>styles vs heel cena feud with styles coming out on top
>styles vs lesnar feud with styles finally losing
>never touches the belt again
>im ok with this

>>910584
>No more Teriyaki Original Chicken Sandwiches at Burger King

>>910591
You can't put a 5 star gook match in wwe and still have it being a 5 star match and vice versa

>>910578

Tag team with Kalisto.

>>910585
When Sting debuted at Survivor Series you could see him mouth "What the fuck"

i think this is one of the worse rumbles i've seen

They should have just let Bray win the rumble the way he did and then his Wrestlemania fued with Brock would be for the title. That fued needs the title more than H and Roman. H and Roman can have the same effect with or without the belt on the line.

And is it automatic that Owens fueds with AJ Styles now? Are we forgetting he and Zayn have unfinished business and that Ambrose still needs an opponent for Wrestlemania? I think Owens is more likely to wrestle Ambrose or Zayn at Mania and Styles will go over Y2J or something. Also, who's fighting Taker?

>>910584
>tfw no gf

>>910578
>languish in the mid card for six months
>get paired with some diva, maybe some kind of dancing gimmick
>go back to niponland

>>910595

>no Nakamura

>>910601

You clearly missed the one last year dummy.

More people should engage in midmatch bantz like Owens.

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>>910594
>unifying a world title and a midcard title

Have they ever tried a magician gimmick before?

I think that could work really well.

>>910609

US title needs to go somehow, call it retiring the US belt or something.

>>910602
Zayn will probably still be in NXT by Mania

Owens vs Styles is possible

Dean will face Jericho because muh 9 IC title reigns

>>910602
Owens will probably fight all 3 in a fatal fourway for the IC belt. Bray vs Brock has enough to stand on its own because Brock is such a draw, but are they ever going to let the fucking Wyatts win? Why should I care about this feud when I know they're going to job again. Taker will probably fight Sting or Cena and then retire, or he's already done and he won't fight.

>>910607
They should, but most don't have his charisma.

>>910602
Six man intercontinental ladder match.

>>910609
Seth unified them at Summerslam

>>910611
U.S. built and intercontinental should merge.

>>910610

Dalton Castle looks like a cheesy stage magician

Unless you mean like Undertaker where he's supposed to actually have magic powers

>>910612
>letting jericho on tv when he looks the way he does
How did he get so bad?

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>AJ Styles Superman punch VS Ramen Superman punch
Truly we are blessed by meme magic.

Who has the better Superman punch, though?

>>910610

Benoit made himself and his 2 volunteers disappear

>>910607

No

>>910610
kane?

>>910617

Well more ideally it'd be Owens and Ambrose unifying them. But Kalisto should have a couple months with it. Maybe Kalisto vs Owens at WM for the belt, then back to feuding with Ambrose for a bit.

>>910578
tyler breeze fights every week

>>910617
>merge all the titles
more like change one into a special title, like the hardcore title or a cruiserweight title, or hell make it so the US title has to be defended every night.

>>910616
unification means they become one title

rollins even lost them separately

>>910618

Yeah, like a proper stage magician who does tricks and such. I think it'd be neat and has tons of comedy potential.

>>910620
when he admitted he is a rocker that just wrestles to pay the bills.

>>910616

I don't think you know what unify is.

>>910621
Styles' is a forearm/elbow smash tho. And it looks better because he usually does it with a springboard

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>>910610
ehhh..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwmxqEJnzHE

>>910621
roman because roman is like 6'4 and roman punches with his fist not his elbow

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>>910621

>>910626

4 u

>>910622
Caption this picture

>>910616

Holding 2 titles at once =/= unifying them

>>910611

Then unify the IC Belt and the U.S. belt

>>910622
This kid has a promising career ahead of him 2bh

>1/7 entrants wasted on the boring Wyatt's
>No surprise entrants at all besides boring AJ midget Styles and HHH

Pretty shit Rumble match honestly. WWE's roster is getting more and more boring, and it's unfortunately only going to continue getting worse with all of these upcoming NXT millennial trash.

>>910639
JeriGOAT vs Aj Styles please

the promos will be funny too and aj will call him a faggot

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>All these aspies, redditers, wootist opinions

>>910632

Dalton Castle would be the closest I guess but he's supposed to be Liberace

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just got home

thank you based HHH

>>910581
It didn't matter since Haitch still put Cena over and Cena went on to win 10+ more titles

>>910636
Sting was a magician?

>>910644
Yeah, I'm glad the Director of Operations is finally signing a nice up and coming NXT Rookie, like this Triple H guy we saw tonight

>>910645

>Zayn wasn't a surprise

>>910639
cooldad don't want none desu

>>910648
>aj will call him a faggot
someone actually said to me that AJ is gonna get fired for being a homophobe on a house show or someshit.

please chill AJ, you're the hero we need

>>910656
Who?

>>910645
who do you like?

no homo but AJ's body is aesthetic as fuck

is he natty?

>>910645
>surprise entrants
>wasting spots on old geezers who get tossed out after 10 minutes

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why didn't they let him styles clash?

>>910641
>"I am proud to stand here with the most promising upcoming star from NXT, the new WWE World Heavyweight Champion, Triple H"

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>>910662
he'll probably slip the word faggot out on live tv on raw and get fired for it

>mfw redditors dont know how much of a hoomophobe he is

kek

>>910666
Ryback, Reigns, Lesnar

You know, people who actually look like wrestlers.

>>910671

>aesthetic
>Literally the smallest guy in the ring
>Even smaller than Neville

Wew

>>910649
Punk didn't deserve Rocks GOAT selling.

>>910666
Haitch, Roman and BMJ most likely. Anti smarks are even more predictable than smarks.

>>910656

If anything it was a surprise there weren't more NXT appearances

Owens limping to the ring at number 19 was pretty badass.

BASED Fatass

>>910674
to protect his finisher

>>910677
>Lesnar solos the Wyatts
>Wyatts break the rules and throw them out
>he just looks at Bray like a beta cuck

>>910677

Based Jarvis.

Reigns vs. Jarvis for WM 32 is still a possibility.

>>910674

They teased it, so it'll happen eventually. It'd be smart of them to make it a protected finisher

>>910684
ohhh yeah selling to the ring and then completely no selling for 10 minutes and even eliminating someone and then selling walking back to gorilla

SO BASED

fucking kill yourself

>>910684

>Limps to the ring
>Is totally fine when he enters and is doing super kicks

Can you smarks be consistent?

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>yfw AJ eliminated Goldust

>>910678
>Even smaller than Neville

wut?

5'11 is ok

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>>910689
would mark

>>910693

What's the story behind this?

>Fastlane
>Roman will have to pin each of the LON to get a shot to fight HHH at Wrestlemania

>>910691
>>910692
>Said by people being fan of John "vant sell to save his life"Cena.

Kill yourself.

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>>910694

>5'11 is ok

Not when it's not believable for you to be in the same ring as Roman Reigns. Are you kidding me with all these indie manlets? At least Seth and Cesaro look like wrestlers.

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>co-main events WK10 then debuts at RR on the same month

BASED

>>910700
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpZCKnha464

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>got to keep his name
>didn't have to job in NXT
>literally the best entrance theme debuted by anyone in ages
>hyped up by WWE
>was the 3rd longest remaining wrestling in the rumble
Is he going to save us ?

>>910702

What does John Cena have to do with Fat Owens Fat no selling once he got in the ring?

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THE FACT IS ROMAN, THE FACT IS THAT I DIDNT FIRE YOU BECAUSE ROMAN, I WAS GOING TO TAKE CARE OF YOU MYSELF. YOU SEE ROMAN, YOU WILL NEVER BE AS GOOD AS HALF AS I AM.

>>910702
end yourself you fucking moron

>>910700
Someone asked AJ how he felt about the gay community

AJ was in shock. It's funny because AJ is a southern Christian. Not much of a story, just a meme

>>910679
who?

>>910703

Does it really matter though? Heavyweights in the UFC get knocked out by guys smaller than them all the time. Cain Velasquez is barely 6 foot and made brock go breakdancing.

>>910706
>TNA guy
>winning anything worth of note

He'll feud with the other indie darlings, gets an IC shot while Dean gets catapulted to the main event after Roman dissolves the Authority and Seth comes back as a face

>>910708
That the complain about Owens no selling is an hipocryte statement.

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Why does he wear the gloves?

>>910706
>dat twinkle in his eye

>>910711
Wasn't there a clip of him getting butthurt because someone mention Austin 3:16 and he LITERALLY did not knew the reference?

>>910714
>Cain Velasquez is barely 6 foot

This isn't true.

>>910705
>>910711

Holy shit that reaction kek. I love how they just moved on straight away too.

>>910720
P1 magicks.

>>910720
to do his cool hand sign

>>910722
Don't you ever mock my Jesus.

>>910720
Gotta keep his hands soft for Vince's handjobs.

>>910722
Yeah, he thought it was an attack on his Jesus

>>910718

>hipocryte

Lol, and John Cena is irrelevant to this discussion. He was selling walking down the ramp then he was miraculously healed once in the ring and was doing super kicks. Sit down.

>>910723
He's listed as taller but there's lots of pictures of him standing next to fighters that say otherwise.

>>910706
>dem teary eyes

>>910728
>>910732

How can you be involved in ProWrestling and not know about Austin 3:16, amazing

>>910720
He does a thing where his gloves make a picture right?

Will he feud with Stardust over the right to do that?

to me this as an A- rumble

it really was good, right?

>>910733
B-B-B-BUT CENA!

Yo Hogan my sons a big fan can I get a RT for him

>>910722
>someone mention Austin 3:16 and he LITERALLY did not knew the reference?

this doesn't seem possible in any way

>>910722
I can't find it but yeah, that shit is great. The poor guy was just trying to get some heat by ripping a promo but AJ went apeshit on him.

>>910613
That's what I'm saying if Bray held the title and dropped to Lesnar at Mania no big deal, he has a title reign in his pocket and that's pretty strong. But even Brock putting him over at mania in a non title fight feels worthless and wasted and Brock's probably going over anyways, which literally does nothing for either of them.

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why didnt you guise chant for me tonight?

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>>910724
>straight

>>910744
https://streamable.com/zq3b
check it out yourself. He got so butthurt

>>910749
>Brock putting him over at mania

Brock isn't losing to some fedora neckbeard and his family.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFSi1Pv998E

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>>910743
Are you sure it isn't your wifes son? Only love -HH

>>910744
Yeah. I think he did more than just say Austin 3:16, he started calling him some names, so AJ pushed him down and backed him into the corner and then said that. It was at some indie promotion, not TNA or NJPW

>>910751
Because he was just a meme wrestler who people chanted for just to feel part of something.

>>910753

I love how he said "3:16" a second time to him like "dude you get it right? 3:16 like that promo everyone in the world knows?"

>>910751
They chanted YES

>the chant isnt over, dbry is over

>>910759
No, he did the Austin 3:16 verbatim but replaced his name instead of Austin

>>910761
>everything I dislike is memes

>>910757

I know this is supposed to be "lmao cuck" bait but I'd bet literally any money that kid didn't come out of her vagina.

>>910751
I think it's cause at this point everyone has gotten jaded/stockholms syndrom

>>910753
wow

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>>910751

New vanilla midg for the smarks to keep busy so that they forget you exist Daniel. Also it says here you still have 6 more months till you get cleared.

>>910751
Because they booked it much better this year.

>botch strowman eliminating both kane and big show
>four fucking entrants from the wyatt family

the future isnt looking bright

>>910739
Don't let anyone tell you what to think

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>TNA congratulating AJ on his WWE debut
how sore?

>>910755

Then what's the purpose of them fueding even? Brock beating Bray means literally nothing to Brock. It's literally wasting one of Brock's contractual appearances. I'd rather see Brock/Cena for the 800th time.

>>910753
ahahahahaha what the fuck

now i dont like him anymore

>>910779
>it's okay with HHH does it

Dd anyone else think Brock was getting a bit frustrated that Strowman refused to sell?

I'm sure Brock, being smart ring wise, understood that Strowman is the new mastadon. However, I think Brock also expected him to go down after 4 knees. Literally...Brock did it 4 times and then just kind of glares at him funny, and not in a kayfabe type of way

>>910785
Brock is signed until 2020

>>910789
Vince probably told him to no sell everything

>>910786
Sorry brah, the only perfect wrestler was HBK pre-back injury. Perfection doesn't exist and if it does, it won't last.

>>910788
Who are you quoting?

>>910786

AJ Styles is pretty unlikable as a human being. He usually doesn't let his politics get in the way of his performance though.

>>910791
Braun is green af, dude probably doesn't even know how to sell.

>>910779
>3 entrants from the LON
>4 entrants from the Wyatts

>That feel when no Samoa Joe debut and staredown with AJ in the Rumble

>>910792
>>910795

I think he also said something like "Jesus comes first, then my family"

>>910791
Probably, it was just odd

>wow, Strowman just took a full speed knee attack from Lesnar!
>oh shit, another one! Makes sense because Strowman is strong
>huh..another one and Strowman is still standing up
>oh well here's another one...yeah Strowman's still standing
>now Brock is going back to Luke

It was just so odd

>>910789
That last knee was amazing

>>910785
>Brock beating Bray means literally nothing to Brock

>Brock beating up an entire stable means nothing

Other than the fact that it's entertaining to watch

>>910418
Go take your anti-depression meds
>>910581
>>910583
>>910601
>>910645

>>910804
Does Strowman even have much potential?

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>>910622
Whew he got called up quickly!

>>910802

Yeah I have family that I've only met a couple times down in Tennessee like that. Any time I talked to my paternal grandmother on the phone she'd be like "how are you with Jesus" which I'd mostly brush off but you could tell she was a bit offended that I'm not Christian.

Shit's weird

>>910801
>AJ and Samoe Joe
>Triple H headlining wrestlemania

ITS 2005 MAGGLE

>>910820

Can't believe he actually got signed. Thank you based Hunter.

>>910817
No he is literal shit other than being tall, once the Wyatts break up he'll be fired not long after unless he improves a shit load. He's literally a white Khali

>>910817
as a monster yes, as a wrestler no.

>>910820
Sky is the limit!

>>910817
Fantastic potential as a featured extra in prison movies/prison scenes in other movies. I can see him in possibly two to three films per year easily.

>>910820
>called up this fast
>wins the Rumble
How can one man be so fucking based?

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>Tfw you get to go balls deep inside Steph every night, 14 time world champion, on your way to main eventing the same number of wrestlemanias as Hulk Hogan and CM Punk is stuck at 0 and going to get heem'd in the octagon.

>All the negativity in this thread

Stop looking for who you gotta change, let it go its not worth the pain. Give the world a fresh coat of paint, lookin in the mirror, its who you gotta change

>>910834
>heem'd

They'll put out some nobody and pay him to duck for Punk

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>>910844

>>910834

I thought Steph and Haitch were into pegging according to the Howard Stern show

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why is it so hilarious that rusev took a monitor with him

I cant stop laughing about it

>>910868
Check his twitter. He actually said he's the TV Champion now.

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>>910868

see >>910450

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>>910868

He's calling himself the TV champion now

>they'll never let rusev just be a tweener/face
>if they ever had him stop being the evil foreigner they'd make him a comedy jobber like santino

>>910868
because hes an awful heel cause hes more funny and goofy than heel

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>mfw they somehow really make the TV monitor Rusev stole the TV Championship
>mfw they actually make it important

>>910880
>Just call me smarkbuster mark

>>910885
what the fuck are you even saying?

jericho was more in shape than sami zayn

>immediately gassed
>fat

>>910645
It was a title match not a normal rumble which is for the title shot. so having old guys come back and get title shots they haven't earned is stupid.
Its almost like they're learning...

>JACK SWAGGER
>HOLY SHIT JACK SWAGGER VS BROCK IS HABBENING CUMMING
>takes an f5 and gets thrown out immediately
>no wrestling at all

why, what the fuck, why

>>910901
Really?

Rusev was good tonight.

>Come here boss, then hug Vince
>Steal a TV monitor
>TV champion on twitter

>>910907
yes, 15 seconds lol

>swaggie time is finished

>>910901
what was weird was that cole and jbl were pumping up swagger too.
Missed opportunity desu 2 time collegiate wrestling american vs brock would have been a good spot

>>910912
I meant really as in, why the fuck are you complaining about that?

>>910916
18+

>>910901

Swagger is a legit fucking mastodon, he should be in the position Sheamus is

Henry got punked out too, it sucked. I know Henry doesn't have great stamina anymore but they could have let him take someone out with him at least

>brock stiffing strowman with that last flying knee

kek what is happening

>>910924

It's a shame Brock is autistic and doesn't really care about the business. He could probably book things way better

did HHH mean to turn himself face tonight?

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>It seemed that Kevin Owens and AJ Styles had legit heat between each other
>That Owens banter when he eliminated AJ
Holy shit, WWE needs to capitalize on this

>>910924

It's called working stiff you mark

>>910929

Tribble-haitch-uhhh doesn't care as long as he's in the spotlight

>>910929
If he wanted to do that he would've done him vs. Roman as the final two.

>>910929
he meant to fucking go over

>>910931
Heat about what and what did he say?

>One versus all
>Roman only fought for like 15 minutes despite coming in as #1 (he's not gassed or anything)
>he wasn't there to confront Brock and have a brawl with him

What was the point of the LON's interference? It would make sense if they put him back in and then have someone throw him out but they just left and then Roman gets taken backstage for quite a long period of time.

>>910938
Owens was like "YOU WANNA COME TO WWE" before throwing him over the rope

>>910931

Owens and AJ Styles wrestled together plenty of times before coming to the WWE. It's most likely a continuation of all the bad blood between them.

>>910938
When Owens entered the rumble, him and AJ got into a massive sequence of punching the living shit out of each other, Owens than later eliminated AJ and said "Welcome to the WWE" and a few others things i didn't catch

>>910944
I know, i hope the WWE uses that bad blood into promoting a feud between them.

>>910439
So glad Sami isn't in NXT anymore. He isn't the right fit for WWE. He thrives in the indies.

What the fuck was with that Fast Lane promo? I don't mean that they used Eva Marie, but that they pan up her body and skip right over her ass. Why use her and skip over that?

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What a time to be alive

>>910931
>legit heat
No. Owens is always like that, and the royal rumble match is often used to set up feuds for mania. Owens is probably done with Ambrose so Ambrose can feud with Jericho meaning Owens needs something to work with. Who better than AJ Styles?

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so

fast lane card:

owens vs zayn
roman vs shezamus
charlotte vs sasha
bray vs someone who is tight with bork
nude egg vs social jobbers
kalisto vs AJ? (MOTY)

ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

>>910964
Probably his last WHC run desu

>>910968
>believing zayn is gonna be on tv
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

>>910706

Did not like his theme music at all. It just doesn't fit him.

>>910967
Ah i see, i just thought with their history in ROH that there may actually be some bad blood, and actually have it lead to a legit feud

Still excited for whatever they have planned between them

>>910972
but he is really good

>>910968
Wrong

Missed the gamethreads cause could only watch just now. How were they?

Did aj make ya's mark?

Did everyone love HHH? Even though it was so obvious he was 30 I still couldn't help but mark out when his music hit

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After seeing dozens of in arena captures of his debut, and hearing that insane pop, the AJ chants that went on throughout the match, and the sold out T-shirts, I'm convinced that if AJ is anything less than a top guy for WWE it's because Vince enjoys burning money.

>>910973
Yeah it does

>>910977
I know he's good. Vince doesn't know he's good though. Vince is obviously gonna pick AJ to feud with Owens probably through mania because AJ's t-shirt has already sold out.

>>910703
It's not that Steenster is short. Orton is fucking tall as hell.

>>910450
If Rusev was half as good as he was on the program as he was on social media, he'd be the most over guy on the roster.

>>910987
kevin james is short for a wrestler

john cena is like the bare minimum and john makes it up for it in muscle

>>910968
>roman vs shezamus + alberto burrito + rusev + barrett

>>910981
AJ Styles made me mark for the first time since The Rock returned.

It's surreal seeing him in WWE and hearing Cole shout his name.

>>910984

Well, that's just like your opinion, man.

>>910983
AJ is gonna sell really well once he actually debuts and the casuals see him perform. But once Rollins and Cena are back he's fucked.

>>910970
The fact that you have to say "probably" says so much about Triple H.

>>910990
Orton is literally like 6'4". Orton is only typical because Vince makes you think he's typical. Before Vince bought consolidated wrestling, most wrestlers looked like your fat hairy uncle.

>>910999
>>910999
>>910999
>>910999
>>910999

i madena threqad and got trips
y0ou shoul d go there

>>910943
It was WELCOME TO WWE.

>>911000
6' 5"

>>910931
My favorite was when he waved to him.

>>910939
They knew they could only get the fans to enjoy the match by making them think Reigns was out of it.

>>910817

Being stronk as fuck can be 80% of being a passable pro wrestler (see: A-Train). The other 20% is having enough brains to keep him in developmental until he learns first day shit like how to bump.

Vince, of course, isn't that smart or that patient. It really seems like he was taught how to do that standing choke thing and left to figure the rest out as he goes. It's unbelievable.

>>911107
They immediately pointed out and kept talking about that he was in it though.

>refuses to get on the gurney
>leaves anyway
>comes sprinting back
>no sells the whole injury

I don't even know how the fuck you can be that bad at this shit.