/wwe/ general #1776 - post royal rumble edition

MARKED THE FUCK OUT

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WHAT HAPPENED TO KOFI

>set up for Reigns to beat HHH at Westlemania

No thanks.

Fuck this company.

So AJ and Brock got eliminated in a shitty way...

>>908814

You marked for HHH putting himself over young talent again?

You marked for HHH vs Roman continuing into Wrestlemania?

>well the did the second worst thing instead of the actual worst thing so it must be good

>>908832
Justicho eliminated him while the camera focused on Reigns

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>mfw I have tickets to HHH vs Roman at WM

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>we will never hear the pop dean would have received if he won

Why isnt the general named in honor of our new WWE Champion?

TRIPLE HERE IS THE THING ROMAN.

Are they ever going to stop having middle aged fossils go over young stars?

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>tfw won the /asp/ie tripfag RR bet on my debut

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/CorbinClub/ W W @ ?
Comfy new general for post rumble corbin discussion.
>>908902

>>908861
Hunter has literally been my number 1 since childhood dude I've been with him the whole way. My only regret in life is that I'll never be him and get to tittyfuck Steph hardcore.

>>908887
For a split second I almost thought Dean had a chance. I fucking hate myself for believing.

>>908857
AJ will wrestle with Dean, KO, and Sami Zayn in the intercontinental ladder match senpai.

Triple H screwing Reigns at the rumble was fine, Triple H stroking his fucking ego with another title is absolute bullshit.

>>908943
thats exactly what i thought.

>>908883
You're gonna love it anyway, just go there with a few friends and have a good time.

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>>908949
Get worked mark.

>>908941
>his favorite wrestler had to marry his way to the top

I bet your favorite transformer is starscream, what shit taste.

>>908941

Yeah and I fucking love Scott Hall and Stone Cold but but I don't want to see them burying people and winning the rumble in 20fucking16

Prefer HHH rather than Reigns.
At least HHH is pretty funny.
Please fucking god don't do Reigns vs HHH ME Wrestlemania

>>908969
Fuck off retard no one asked you.

Everyone fucking called HHH winning the Rumble.
Why are you surprised?

>>908949
F O U R T E E N T I M E W W E C H A M P I O N

>>908987
>i like authority HHH

>>908979
>>908986
>>908987
>>909008

>>908978

One day he'll do it. One day our Ambrosefu will win the big shiny belt.

Absolutely no one should be cheering this.
This type of shit is the very reason WCW went out of business.

>>909008
18+

You don't need to be surprised to have a reaction to something

Where was Gookamura?

>>908832
They showed a replay later of Jericho eliminating him. They missed it by focusing on the Reigns beatdown for so long.

Some shitty camerawork tonight. They took too long to put the camera on AJ Styles and Sasha Banks, kinda ruined things.

So guys, that was the best rumble in years right? Could've used another surprise though.

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TONIGHT WE'LL BOOK THE RUMBLE LIKE IT'S 1999.

>>908969
I have no choice. It's in Dallas and it's WM. At least let Brock be in a good matchup.

>>909013
Imagine the smug ass promo on raw tomorrow from HHH
Yeah, Dean winning would of been great but ANYBODY BUT ROMAN

>>909030
Let me guess you wanted AJ to win?

>>908978
I bet you were marking out for the finger poke of doom too, faggot.

>Triple H vs Reigns at Mania
This is the WORST timeline

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It doesn't matter who won the royal rumble because brock's going home to fuck sable

THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS ROMAN

>>909055
No, I wanted someone who isn't a booker to win.

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>>909059
>implying I watched WCW
Stay mad you zit covered female repellent

>>909053

oh boy i sure love 40 minute long HHH promos where he says nothing of interest

I don't know if HHH thinks he's Vince or something but he's not. Vince is a great character, HHH is an OK wrestler who ruined his image by his constant politicing.

He's more like Hogan minus actually being super over at one point.

>>909073
That's gross senpai

>>909045
The beginning was pretty good, the 5 minutes after Zayn and then Brock entered too. The rest fell pretty flat.

Really surprised they didn't use more of the NXT roster or even tease anything between NRA Club and the Wyatts.

http://strawpoll.me/6634488/
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http://strawpoll.me/6634488/

>>909045
It's yet another case where the wwe ruined something good with a horrible finish.

wait, fuck, is roman really going to be in the main event AGAIN?

No one should be supporting WWE tonight after this.

>>909081
Like?

>Styles debut
>Everyone else is down in a corner
>AJ's in the middle of the ring
>5
>4
>3
>2
>1
>BZZT
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NONOZGGejb8

You had one job, WWE. Why the fuck would you not put these guys in there at the same time

Haitch literally copying WK10's rumble ending.

>>909044
>sasha banks
they knew exactly what they were doing.

>>909123
I don't know, any of the other young hungry talents that work 300+ days a year.

If any of you lads wanna skip right to the AJ pop, it's at exactly 1 hour and 58 in to the PPV.

Dean should've won. Much better storyline progression.

>>909130
Because Joe is enhancement talent only.

>>909145
Like Dolph Ziggler?

>>908883
we can hangout and mark when the big dog wins!

HHH must have a micropenis or something to constantly put himself over other people and taking credit for their work.

Dude deserves go away heat

The audience didn't like anyone in the finals except Ambrose, and maybe a little bit Jericho. Isn't HHH supposed to be a fucking heel? WWE has no fucking idea what the audience likes. Nobody wants HHH champion for the millionth time.

>>909130
Forget that, why did they not show Styles coming out? Or his tron? Why did we need to see Roman look constipated while the crowd went nuts in the background?

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>>909157
I was thinking that Ramen would stick around to help out Dean by pulling HHH out of the ring or something.

Then I realized that Dean never EVER fucking EVER shows up to help out Reigns.

Some friends.

So Brock vs Wyatt

Thoughts?

>>909148
I didn't recognize his theme, and it sounded like some piece of shit. Hope that's not what they're giving him.

Give me one good reason why Owens vs AJ at Wrestlemania won't be the best match you've ever seen

>>909168

It doesn't matter, HHH wants HHH to be the HHH champion of the HHH and take home the HHH belt and defend it in a squash match at HHHmania.

>>909163
Stop trying to put words in my mouth.
Triple H winning is a fucking terrible decision.
AWA and WCW went out of business because of this shit, do you not realize that?

Jabecky fags BTFO.

Based Boss over as fuck and will likely have her Wrestlemania momment.

Lybecky feuding with Brie now.

>>909157
Roman vs Ambrose would've been great plus it wouldve made for what they gave us at SuSe

>>909022
>I like Ambrose
Hello, reddit

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>>909168
>Nobody wants HHH champion for the millionth time.
Pretty sure he got cheered when he eliminated Roman mark.
I didn't hear boos like when Batista and Reigns won either.

>>909168
i saw you in the other thread reddit cuck stop posting any time

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>AJ Styles should've won the Rumble

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>they can't make a worse royal rumble guys

How naive we were

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>>909168

>Nobody wants Triple H Champion for the millionth time
>Implying Based Shovelman dumping out Faggot Reigns wasn't one of the biggest pops since Austin helped Mankind

>>908783
I don't even like Ambrose and I was rooting for him so much at the end. He's starting to win me over.

>>909204
>Pretty sure he got cheered when he eliminated Roman mark.

Literally anyone would have gotten cheered if they eliminated Roman tonight.

If Big Show did it there would have been thank you big show chants

>>909202
>Not marking out for the qtest qt in wrestling

What are you, a fag?

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The Triple H Alphabet

>A is for "Attitude Era", of which he was the sole pioneer
>B is for "Burials", which only happen to people who deserve them
>C is for "Chyna", who we don't talk about any more
>D is for "Draw", since he's the biggest ever
>E is for "Evolution", the greatest stable of all time
>F is for "Finisher", the mighty Pedigree
>G is for "Game", his glorious moniker
>H is for "Hunter Hearst Helmsley", his full name
>I is for "Intelligence", since he's the Cerebral Assassin
>J is for "John Cena", a man he's pinned clean
>K is for "Kliq", the greatest backstage group of all time
>L is for "Losing", which he rarely does
>M is for "Mark", his friend
>N is for "NXT", which was 100% his idea
>O is for "Over", you're damn right he is
>P is for "Paul", his real first name
>Q is for "Quad", he worked through the pain of tearing one
>R is for "Rollins", his talented son
>S is for "Stephanie", his amazing wife
>T is for "THIS BUSINESS", which he truly loves
>U is for "Ultimate Warrior", the worst person he ever worked with
>V is for "Vince", his dear old dad
>W is for "WWE", the company he will one day rule over
>X is for "X-Pac", his good friend
>Y is for "Youth", which he'll never lose
>Z is for "Z-Paks", which only heal the strong

>>908839
the crowd might force them to change, a la wm xxx

>>909181
What, dean's come to roman's aid many times, reigns never helps jeans though.

>>908783
DEAN REDDIT AMBROSE IS MORE DEANETTY THAN EVER

>>909157
>roman vs ambrose
i would have left before that shit mainevent, regardless of how much i spent on that ticket unless it was like their last match and roman won in 9 minutes.

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>mfw Bray Wyatt is going to go 0-3 at Wrestlemania

Would have more options if Ambrose won

>>909073
She looks nothing like that anymore, friendo.

>>909168
nobody cares about heels anymore retard

>>909240

Heels are supposed to lose to faces

Except when it's HHH

This was the greatest PPV of the 2015-2016 Season.

I'm sorry lads, I loved this whole PPV and I know I'm in the minority here.

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>ywn be paul michael levesque, the cerebral assassin, the king of kings, the proverbial ring general, the connecticut blue blood, the guy who carried shawn in dx, the creator of degeneration x, the founder of evolution, the founder of evolution again in 2014, the man who singlehandedly won the monday night wars by driving a tank, a member of the international sports hall of fame, 2008 wrestler of the year, 1997 king of the ring, 2002 royal rumble winner, 5 time intercontinental champion, 3 time tag team champion, 2 time european champion, 13 time wwe world champion, star of the hollywood box office smash hit "The Chaperone", the co-founder of Connor's Cure, the executive vice president of talent, live Events and Creative, the creator and booker of NXT, Vince Mcmahon's favorite son, the father of 3 happy well nourished children who love their father more than their mother, the man who slayed the boss's daughters hellacious pussy, the greatest wrestler of all time THE GAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEE TRIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL AAAAYYYYYAAAATTTCCCHHHH
(it's all about the game and how you play it, its all about control and if you can take it. etc.)

So is this setting up Daniel Bryan vs HHH at mania?

>>909210
That was just because Reigns was hated. Anyone could have gotten the same pop, had nothing to do with HHH. It would have been way more interesting if someone else did.

Instead more dinosaur shit. This is WCW tier garbage.

>>908978
Fuck off. Wwe is that terrible that old fuck is champ.

>>909233
He does help him sometimes, but never in the important moments, like at Survivor Series when he was in the main event just a few minutes earlier.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8FrpWIWj9o
THERE'S ALREADY A LIVE CROWD REACTION.

>>909255
>Daniel Bryan

Try Roman Reigns.

Just got back from wage slave duty.

How bad did Reigns get shit on? Worse than last year?

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>Dean was the runner up
>didn't lose his IC tittle
>Roman didn't make it to the last 2
>booed the entire time
The state of the Roman Empire

>>909254
I love this pasta.

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Dean: Hey Hunter, am I going over tonight?
Hunter: Oh, yeah Dean, you're gonna go over all right.

>>909264
>people losing their shit at Phenomenal

Thank you smark crowd

>>909273
He was gone for half the match so not much.

Remember that promo Big Show cut a few weeks ago where he said he was gonna enter himself #1? Weird

god damn it why did sting lose FUCK

>>909253

It would have been perfect if anyone but HHH or Roman won and they didn't have a Bella tier Divas match

>hurr lets have the heel win by cheating 6 times in a row and not get DQd because we're fucking retards then book a heel vs heel match because we're fucking retards

I'd say this RR was worse than last year's because it should have been so much better but they fucked it up because HHH is a cunt.

>>909241
It wouldnt help to further the storyline of Roman which is all about getting him over.

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>>909262
Why are you still watching if you don't like it then cuck?
You know you tune in to see stars like the game and you love it.

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IS THIS WHO YOU LIKE CROWD

YOU WANNA COME TO WWE AJ?

>>909255
Daniel Bryan and Greninja will do the eternal transformation with Seth Rollins to curb stomp Ambrose and Noibat's skull at Kalosmania

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ryback brock lesnar mark silverback henry gorilla tag team champs

big baboon ass e xavier bestiality woods and coffee kingston annoying monkeys

>>909253
I enjoyed it, hell the Divas and Tag match were also good.

The RR was okay, nothing amazing.

>>909310

>ROH puts over NJPW.jpg

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>>909253
I liked the PPV too

HHH = WCW Hogan now, but not as entertaining.

>>909264
Didn't think I'd hear a pop louder than Bubba's return last year, but lo and behold.

>>909319
>divas match was good

holy shit kill yourself

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>>909296
>I'd say this RR was worse than last year's

This shit is terrible and predictable. Triple h can go fuck himself

Best spot of the night?

>ok Lesnar and the Wyatt family are finally out time for me to recover and reenter the rumble

Is Roman showing his true colors?

>>909284
Over THE TOP ROPE.

>>909339
R-Truth.

>>909264
Almost as hype as Rollins cashing in desu

>>909331
Hello, reddit

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I liked it, sure everyone's sour trips went over, but can we discuss this phenomenal booking?

>Styles gets eliminated by Indy darling Kevin Steen "WELCOME TO WWE" (definitely Vince's words"
>Minutes later OLE OLE OLE OLE OLEEEE
>Eliminates Owens

That is some grade A shit right there.

>>909253
it was great until the last 10 minutes

>>909319
You marks need to fuck off. This shit was trash.

>>909321
I did too, but the finish ruined something that could have been good, to even great.

>>909339
Big E finisher.

>>909339
Dean almost going over HHH.

>>909355
>i like charlotte "the third bella" flair
>i like fucked finishes
>calling someone else reddit

As bad as HHH as champ in 2016 sounds it sets up:

Reigns vs HHH
Bryan vs HHH
And
Rollins vs HHH

At least they've got places to go with it instead of two years ago where they backed themselves into a corner

Man, this is why wrestlers hate smarks, you faggots can't enjoy anything that isn't a flippy white midget winning every title.

Remember when John Cena predicted HAITCH's victory?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BAzQpB8mKID/

i do.

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>R truth
Fuck man, my sides hurted a bit

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>>909264
very nice

So what is the rest of the Wrestlemania card look like because HHH vs Roman ain't drawing shit.

SMARKS BTFO
REDDIT BTFO
THE TRUE GOAT IS OUR NEW CHAMP

>>909359
Nah it was good, you are just mad because your favorite wrestler jobbed to put HHH over.

Terrible booking. Bray should have won. The rest of the ppv was lame.

>>909372
They could've hap haitch vs reigns without haitch taking the goddamn title.

>>909339
Ric/Becky

Would have been better if Jericho won. HHH is one-note and dull as fuck if you've been watching long at all. Jericho would've been interesting.

>>909379
>predicted
Come on mark, he was probably in the creative room when they wrote the rumble.

>>909350
id fuck her so hard, her cervix would prolapse

>>909339
Reddit Ambrose confirmed for a forever Deanetty

Thoughts on AJ's theme?

>>909384
Lesnar vs Wyatt

Dean vs Jericho

Charlotte vs Sasha

Taker vs somebody
BIGGEST WM EVER GUYS

>>909393
go back to fozzy chris.

>>909380
Surprised they didn't have Kofi do a spot with the ladder.

>>909387
It was shit. I wanted trips to win tho.

>>909384
Chris Jericho vs AJ Styles
Daniel Bryan vs Nakamura
John Cena vs CM Punk

smark heaven

>>909401
pretty based

>>909379

More like he posted this after reading the sheet

https://www.instagram.com/p/BA7iP_LGKPE/

This would be perfect but it's completely ruined by the fact that this was all just part of the "make Reigns look strong 2016 version"

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Stone Cold is going to review this as the best rumble of the 2010s, you smarks don't know shit.

DAT AJ STYLES POP THO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8FrpWIWj9o

How would you book AJ /wwe/. I say
>IC 4 way at WM. (doesn't win but looks strong)
>Fued with someone like K.O.
>Win MitB heel cash in on Reigns
>Fued with Reigns for title, retain
>Face Seth returns.
>AJ vs Seth headlines Summerslam, Brooklyn smarks will love it
>Drops title to Seth and then upper midcard for the rest of his WWE run as he's too old

>No King Barrett
>No Kalisto
>No Adam Rose
>No Bo Dallas
>No Heath Slater
>No Fandango
>No Zack Ryder

>>909401
Based despite being nigger shit

wwe 24 is always epic

Who the fuck is facing Undertaker

>>909292
That was weirdly put. He meant he was the first contestant to reveal his participation in the rumble, not the number one entrant.

Zzzzzzzzz

I would have rather had roman win than HHH.

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>>909422

>>909437
le vigilante in a who dies first match

>>909401
shit

>i liked it except for the ending

People who say this shit should just admit that it's bad then.

If the ending sucks, it fucking sucks.

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>>909429
should've been a 40 man desu

>>909422
They really screwed up by not having him be in the bottom four.

>no Samoa Joe

Gay.

I don't like HHH winning but I also don't have any heel rage at him winning. Just boring.

>brock and cena just hanging out backstage watching the taker match

b a s e d

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>Smarks hating HHH more than Roman

I love it when smarks burn everything to the ground because they won't book AJ like NJPW did and give him the title in the debut.

AJ has a long future ahead of him lads, just enjoy the ride and don't be such faggots.

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>Samoa Joe, Kevin Owens, AJ Styles, Neville and Sami Zayn standing in the ring
>suddenly Joe and Owens destroys the shit out of the other guys
>Bray Wyatt comes out
>Joe, Owens and Bray form the Burger Club - Fat Pride World Wide
Post yfw

>>909457
IT'S HERE

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>>908942
Same. I should have known better.

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>tfw realized Ryder didn't get in
Good Rumble still

Pure trash. WWE has no stars left except trips. Worse ppv of all time.

>>909437
Gotta be Stink.

>>909457

Looks gay

>>909463

I don't have heel rage at him, I hate it because it's fucking stupid. So now what? He's going to go against Roman at WM? Who fucking cares

http://strawpoll.me/6634488/r

>>909415
>>909379
fucking BASED CENA

>>909365
you really are a tard if you think there was any chance of that happening

>>909190
It will probably be Zayn vs Owens.

>>909391
If Reigns won the Rumble they would have likely lost Reigns for good, and there weren't a lot of other good options for champ at the moment. Cena is out, Bryan is out, Rollins is out, Orton is out, Cesaro is out, Sting is out, and Batista and Rock aren't coming back anytime soon so that left your options as Brock, another Sheamus run, either Owens or Ambrose, or you give the title to Styles on night 1. Now I do like the idea of Brock or a Ambrose/Owens run but HHH was the safest and has the most directions they can build from. Can't blame them for playing it safe with all their injuries and declining ratings

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Post smark/redditor logic

>Rumble ends in an uproar of applause
>WORSE THAN 2015 AND 2014 COMBINED FUCK VINCE

r8 his pop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMQogEkyUL8

>>909240
>mfw Bray is reverse Taker and only loses at Mania

>>909457
Eh not bad. For 25 dollars though? Not worth it.

>>909401
Hype. Dat gospel church organ.

>>909458
Its not the destination that matters but the the ride that matters.

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>>908783
>we get to watch this storyline again except with less meme chants

>>909465
Literally no one is mad aj didn't win the rumble, people are only upset that one of the two worst possible outcomes came to fruition.

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Thoughts on the current Champs /wwe/?

>>909022
Ambrose looked like a teenager standing next to haitch

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>>908783
>this man fucking ego
Big fucking pic related

The fact that dean lasted until the end of the match is complete bullshit.

>>909437
kane in a retirement buried alive match
they both fall in

>>909492

It didn't actually, they cheered when Roman was eliminated then started cheering for Dean then it was a mixed reaction.

>>909264
>that fucking pop as soon as PHENOMENAL appears on the screen

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>>909422

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Based Shovel Man Pop at 2:48:45
Biggest Pop of the Night at 2:56:00

HHH just proverbially came into his hand and ate it.
Itsanabsolutelyabstractkindofrealfuckindisgust.jpg

>>909459
Wow that is a really underwhelming rumble roster

>>909508
I cant stop laughing at this

Get your official AJ shirts, guys, only at the wweshop.

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>>909422
>>909495

back 2 leddit, smarks

let's we honest we just observed masturbation

>>909492
Did you miss the part where the crowd immediately went mild when after HHH won.

>>909506
its ok/10

>>909521
I'd say AJ and Roman being eliminated are pretty close, could go either way

I pretty much knew HHH was winning after Reigns was eliminated 2bh. There would've been more suspense if KO had won earlier.

>>909506
wwe is kill.

Only reason it was Triple H vs. Dean was cause they knew the crowd would cheer Dean and not Roman.

>>909516
>Now I know why they popped early

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

>>909474
>who is roman reigns

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>Dean is last
What the fuck is this
He just did a Last Man Standing match of all matches and then proceeds to stay in the rumble last second

Why are they booking the IC Champion and literally borderline immortal?

And worst of all, it won't do anything, Owens and Dean will just carry on into FastLane, what the hell was the point of Dean even staying to lose to Trips? Why not Roman be the last one which should have been the point? I am genuinely baffled lads

WWE is so lacking in talent, or so shit at developing and selling talent, that they have to have some fag who's been in the company for thirty years win. That is all there is to it. If they could sell someone new they wouldn't do this, period.

>>909502

The ride fucking sucks because now it's going to HHH vs Roman at WM. This set up nothing, this changed nothing, it's the same old shit.

>>909506

Charlotte is garbage, I'll be glad when he dad dies, HHH being champ means nothing because of the booking and he'll almost certainly just go even stevens with Reigns at WM.

>>909415
What is this supposed to be?

Why not do the 40 man rumble from here on out? I feel like it makes the thing a lot less predictable and gives you a few more slots for guys to return or debut. I mean what's really the negative?

>>909550
>I'll be glad when he dad dies

Have sex

Reminder that AJ vs Seth could well headline Summerslam

>>909551

It's an 18+ detector, you failed it

>>909462
>Roman is full of BOOOO every second
>just put Styles and eliminate him in the half, put Ambrose after that and finish it with HHH

just as keikaku

>>909548
Holy fuck, you are literally braindead.

Did you not hear the crowd at the end? They were on fire. Ambrose is probably still the most over face on the main roster, by teasing him as the last man, they gave the RR an ending that was interesting and wouldn't have a chorus of boos to it like the last two years.

>>909485
I didn't say have roman win the damn thing, I just said haitch vs reigns could've happened without haitch stroking his paper thin ego with another title. Neither of them had to win the damn thing, neither of them should have, Dean, Wyatt, Owens, Lesnar, hell, even one of the new day would have been a more interesting conclusion.

>>909548
>what the hell was the point of Dean even staying to lose to Trips?

Must hurt to be this dumb.

>>909506
Trips is there to transfer the belt back and put over, Dean is ok I'd still prefer fat ass, Kalisto is ok, the US Championship lost its prestige when Cena lost it.

Sasha NEEEEEEEEEDS that belt and the New Day can be immortal champions for all I care

I just realized John Cena's instagram is full of future spoilers

He just posted an image of Kurt Angle. also 3 days ago he posted an image of the number 14, with a crown on it.

You guys do realize what's happening here right?

>Reigns loses the title at the Rumble
>wins it back at WrestleMania
>Reigns will be a 3 times WWE World Heavyweight Champion by the end of WrestleMania
>in one year's time Roman Reigns went from the future top prospect of the company to a 3 time WWE World Heavyweight Champion
Wrap your heads around that. Cena isn't even out the door and Reigns is already on pace to break his record.

>>909560
That would be an amazing match.

>>909457
why are WWE shirts so lame?

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Post >yfw Roman was taken backstage

>>909548
If Haitch eliminated Roman to end it he would've gotten a huge face pop.

>>909559

Fuck off man, Ric Flair is shit. He hasn't been good in 20 years and he's done nothing with Charlotte except give her an excuse to have a terrible gimmick. He's less than worthless, he's actively hurting the product.

>>909549
That's making the assumption that backstage politics don't come into it and Vince always makes the right business decision 100% of the time.

So basically this is the first WWE show you have ever seen in your life.

Triple h is the only main event talent they have. This show was way worst than last year. I quit being a fan of this.

>>909209
>just casually dumps the favourites out
I will never not be mad.

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>>909508
>chris jericho didnt win the rumble

>>909465
>38
>long future

4-6 years left in him tops.

https://twitter.com/IMPACTWRESTLING/status/691463393711124480
wew

>>909559
You first.

>>909506
>5 Championships
This is a reason why having two shows is useless, everyone is looking for the wwe championship, instead of having one for raw and one for smackdown

>>909576
He's main eventing back to back manias too.

It's amazing that WWE fans in 2016 still settle for this shit. If this were a Rumble in '98, fans would have stopped watching en masse.

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>Subconscious did not play throughout the arena tonight
Little sad 2bh lads

>>909264

What is that music? It's fucking amazing.

>>909548
If roman would have been eliminated last Triple H would have gotten a huge pop.

It's funny almost, they know that Ambrose is more over and still they insist on making roman a big star.

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>>909594

>>909574
Either you're stupid or I'm stupid because that's Marlon Brando

>>909591
I don't think I'll ever understand the logic behind that sequence of events.

>>909576
The amazing thing is he STILL isn't over and STILL gets mild pops and fairly loud boos and the WWE are STILL in complete denial thinking that if they keep trying the same thing over and over it'll eventually have the opposite result.

The moment they turn Reigns heel and book him like Corbin has been in NXT, the product can finally leave the shitter.

>>909564
I don't give a shit about Brando's fat dead ass. I mean what is supposed to mean faggot

>>909584

>Wishing death on someone cause of the butterfly divas belt in a scripted show

I don't think a human could get any sadder.

>AJ Styles
>Sami Zayn

If this is the future of WWE, then count me out.

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>>909599

If Triple H won in 98 people wouldn't be complaining because he wouldn't have had an established career by then

This was a great Rumble because that faggot Samoan in a vest lost, get your head out of your ass

>>909594
>this cucked

>>909590
>Triple h is the only main event talent they have.
He was never main event talent. In the past he was there as an obstacle for the "other guy" to fight. No one in the history of Earth has ever said, "I can't wait to watch the HHH match."

>>908978
>>908883
>>909090
>>909210
>>909284

Sup /wooo/

>>909209
Last year was still boring as fuck, this one despite the overbooked middle & predictable winner was slightly better

>>909599
If this was a Rumble in '98, we'd be 365 days away from this exact Rumble, only with the GOAT as the guy getting screwed over by his boss instead of this talentless cunt.

>>909576

No shit, that's exactly why people are mad that HHH won. It's just as bad as Reigns retaining except it also strokes HHH's microdick ego.

The authority has overstayed it's welcome by about 4 years now. HHH should be happy he's taking credit for the work Regal, Boom, Brookside, Smiley, etc do and fuck off already.

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>>909580

>>909594
Seems a cordial and sincere tweet

>>909576
I wish Cena was still 30. I don't want him to leave.

>>909614
No, it's because he's a legitimately terrible person. Flair is a garbage human being.

>>909616
>This was a great Rumble because that faggot Samoan in a vest lost

You can head back to pleddit now. Show's over.

>>909603
I would have loved a staredown between him and AJ.

>>909612

Sorry, but if you have crowds today chanting for some NO NAME jobber like AJ Styles, it doesn't matter if you turn Reigns heel or not he ain't ever getting over.

And it's not just him, it's ANY big guy. Notice how the ONLY member of the Wyatt family that got any reaction was Bray Wyatt himself.

>>909135
At least Jado had the decency to have an 8/10 QT with him.

>>909615
>literally no one remembers sami zayn was in the rumble

top kek

>>909625
So the best face of all time being beaten by the best heel of all time?

I feel like we got the raw deal here in 2016

>>909603
His contract expires at the end of the month, right? Just wait after Wrestlemania or some shit

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I like Trips, not even a mark or a smark (fuck your categories you cunts you can just be a fan of wrestling).

Sure this is just WM build up but this Rumble was very enjoyable from a neutral stand point. If you're an indy fan then this rumble surely must have you thinking its worse than last years.

>>909548
>KO selling his LMS injuries during his Rumble entrance
>immediately stops selling once he gets in ring

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>>909594
Now this is JoMo levels of cuckoldry

>The pictures of AJ in ROH on the WWE website have the ROH logo on them
kek

>tfw you deluded yourself into believing that Bray had a chance

>>909634
You don't know much about Dixie Carter then.

>That's not Sting, that's a picture of Sting!

Never gets old man

>>909652
If you understand that wrestling is a work you are a smark. End of story.

Smark.

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Bye.

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>>909548
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>>909638

>He wanted Roman to win

>>909643

Here's the thing though, Reigns can be and has been legitimately over multiple times. It's that they constantly book him in the worst possible way imaginable. NOBODY likes it when they just make him ODDS MAN

WWE needs to fire everyone on creative, get rid of Stephanie and bring some people up from NXT like Regal who actually know what they're doing.

>>909663
Smarks don't like Triple HHH.

>Peyton is going back to the Super Bowl
>HHH is World Champion

IT'S 2006 AGAIN NOOOO

What was the point of roman losing the title? He's winning it back in less than 3 months. Why have him defend it in the rumble? Why not have him face another young star at WM? What the hell is the thought process here

>you now realize jericho was in the ring longer than anyone

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>>909643
You are fucking retarded.

Reigns is shat on by half the fans, they don't buy him as a face at all. So book him as a fucking heel then. The exact same thing happened in NXT with Corbin, they tried to book him as a cool badass face, he was shit so the fans booed him, then they turned him heel and now his character actually works. Not only does the booking work properly now with the fans all united in one direction, but he's actually WAY BETTER at being a smug cunt, because thats kinda what he's like.

The same deal with Reigns. Playing a heel is so much easier than a face, particularly when you have rocketbooster booking like Reigns has.

>>909679
Wrestlemania Main Event Trips vs. Roman will be their last chance at putting him over.

>AJ Styles debuts
>Is actually smaller than Neville

Wew lad

>>909506
Mmm...sets up WM to be honest.

WM:
Random ass Rock/Austin promo
Andre Memorial?
Dean keeps belt
Usos beat New Day
Kalisto keeps belt
Sasha beats Charlotte
Brock vs Wyatt feud
Reigns beat Roman

>>909680
I knew the whole time. I kept saying to myself "please someone knock him out"

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>>909687

>>909679
>What is the thought process here?
They don't want him to take as long as Cena did to get 15 titles. Three championships in less than six months is great for padding stats.

>Cena spoiled the Rumble finish on Instagram last week

L O L

>>909677

Fuck I hated 2006

>>909679
>What was the point of roman losing the title?
>He's winning it back in less than 3 months

You answered your own question plus it serves to stroke HHH's ego

>>909673
The only times he's been over have been as Ambrose's Samoan Friend.

A portion of the audience are not going to cheer this guy at all for the foreseeable. With any other wrestler (save Cena, who is their biggest draw so fair enough), WWE would have turned him heel by now.

The only thing stopping them is Vince's stubbornness.

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>I think using the word "smark" makes me sound like a true insider

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>>909679
>What the hell is the thought process here

"Now how am I ever gonna tie Hulk Hogan for Wrestlemania main events..?"

>>909576
>Roman a 3 time champ in less than 4 months


I hate when they lad useless title reigns.

>>909691
>Reings beats Roman
Wut

>>909687
Vanilla Midget in WWE territory confirmed.

He looked like fucking Rey Misterio next to Big Show.

>>909643
>NO NAME jobber like AJ Styles
>Biggest crowd reaction in the entire rumble
You fucking retard.

>>909677
welcome to 10 years ago, son.

the future is great

>>909648
>best face of all time being beaten by the best heel of all time
The best thing is, they genuinely thought the crowd would react as if they'd recreated both of those guys with this storyline

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>Ambrose could have won and been the new face
>Which could turn Roman heel
>Roman could get over as a power heel
>WWE proceeds to give Haitch more stat padding

Why lads? Why?

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/2016/royal-rumble-match-wwe-world-heavyweight-championship-28402653

>roman reigns
>59:50

Pls

>They're actually wasting two months on Bray vs Brock

>>909683

>This revisionism

The fullsail cucks were cheering him when he went out beating up jobbers in 10 seconds.

>>909698
>The only times he's been over have been as Ambrose's Samoan Friend.

I guess you weren't watching RAW at all the past 2 months. He was getting cheered in Philly even.

Nobody is impressed by your "i just started watching wrestling but reddit and /woo/ told me roman sucks )))):<" opinion

>>909712
triple h is the cerebral assassin mate he's fucking with us

>>909712

>Being dumb enough to think Ambrose was going to win.
>Roman turning heel would make me cheer him guise

Anyone have a picture of Triple H holding up the title in the middle of the ring?
I want to see the crowd reactions behind him.

>>909716
Well that's gonna be fun.
Wonder if they'll make the match a handicapped match too

>>909713
Oh, yeah. Besides AJ, we had no surprise entrants.

>>909725
Roman needs to be a heel. I'm sorry you're fucking blind if you cant see that this guy could not be a great asshole.

>>909637
I never liked Flair either, especially in his waning days as he managed to hang around by choking on haitch's cock and carrying his fucking bags like a bitch, and now he's basically a cartoon caricature of himself, but come on guy.

>>909625
yea but seth is hurt so its a moot point

Any webmbros around?

I want one of Triple H doing the suck it after eliminating Bbygurl

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>>909726

This was the best I got, sadly.

>>909733

He was already a heel in the shield you dumbass.

>Le cheer heels and boo faces

All night those smark idiots did this. That's not how things actually work.

>>909716

Imagine if Bray vs HHH actually ended up with Bray tossing out HHH (which he should have been doing since his debut, him being allied with the authority just because they're heels is possibly the dumbest thing in years) then literally anyone but Roman winning

Then you have a Wyatt vs Authority feud, a heel vs heel match that actually makes sense and you make the WWEWHC actually mean something other than HHH's favorite object to hotglue.

>>909720
I find that hard to believe, but I'll take your word for it I guess. I haven't watched RAW in about 6 months, I just gave up on the show it became so bad.

Never browsed leddit or /wooo/ in my life.

>>909654
he also sold it on the walk back to the back. dude might be fucking retarded

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>>909713
>under 3 mins from breaking Rey's record
Close call.

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>>909732

>Forgetting about Zayn

Dream Summerslam card (the major injuries should be clear by then so the roster will be quite stacked):
>AJ vs Seth WHC
>Roman vs Dean
>KO vs Zayn IC
>DBry vs Nakamura
>Brock vs Orton
>Sasha vs Bayley Divas title
>Cena vs Cesaro US title
>New Day vs someone (maybe enzo and cass hometown pop) Tag titles
>Wyatts vs Balor club
>some throwaway divas tag match

>>909708

I DON'T KNOW WHO THE FUCK THAT GUY IS, AND I'M PRETTY SURE HALF THE CROWD AT LEAST IS THE SAME WAY BUT ARE ONLY CHEERING BECAUSE HE'S AN INDIE FAGGOT

Do you guys think there's any chance of Cesaro coming back and getting into a feud with Owens again? adding to the six man ladder match that's inevitably gonna happen at WM between Ambrose/Owens/AJ/Zayn/???/???

what was the name of the song AJ came out to?

that was pretty based

Could Trips actually lose the belt prior to WM or is he honestly guaranteed the Main Event? Because god damnit.

>>909747

Back to /b/ cuckboy