Triple H victory celebration thread

BASED HAITCH

boo to trippel H

I'm fucking rioting what the fuck literally fuck this company

BASED TRIPS

Who /}-}--{-{/ here?

FUXK THIS SHIT COMPANY

HOLY FUCK YESSSS


True GOAT

who /notsurehowtofeelhere/
I'm glad it's not Reigns but I wish someone could have gone over, Haitch is based and all but he's a Part-Timer

WE DID IT LEMMY

ALL ABOUT THE GAME

>>908592
Is that a quad tear?

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trips is way out of shape to be champ

Where is Kofi?

Really takes me back to middle school...


I am 32

AM

I

FUCKING

GOING

OVER

?

Yeah lets celebrate REIGNS BEATING HHH AT MANIA YOU STUPID FUCKS

Out of ideas. Don't know what fans want. Garbage show. Fuck HHH.

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>>908444
Nicet trips bro

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BASED.

>>908444

HUNTER HEARST FUCKING HELMSLEY

>2016 HHH champion again

Why did i watch this shit?

>>908666
nice trips bro

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triple gassed

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The reason they had Deanetty be in the final 2 was cause they didn't want Triple H to be cheered over Reigns. No other reason.

RAMEN RAINS KEKED BY BASED HAITCH

>>908666
AYYYYYYY

I thought this was gonna be the start of the Roman Ambrose Rollins feud. Goddamnit

>>908666
what the fuck is this trip

>that pop when fucboi Reigns got thrown out
THANK YOU BASED HAITCH

Based Haitch

I'd unsub, if I had a sub.

Honestly would've preferred Reigns until they had him literally leave for 30 minutes

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I SAW IT COMING 10 MILES AWAY AND I STILL LOVED EVERY SECOND OF ROMAN GETTING BURIED

FUCK YOU SAMOANS

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>>908444
DEANETTY BTFO
BRAYYY LMAO BTFO
ROMAN BTFO
THE SHOVEL HAS RETURNED!

BASED FUCKING HAITCH

HAHAHHAHAHAH AMBROSE IS MORE REDDIT THAN EVER

>2016
>Triple H is World Champion
>Triple H is main eventing Wrestlemania as World Champion
Hahaha, fuck you Vince.

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>wanting haitch as champion in 2016

>/asp/ergers

>>908718

You realise reigns is defeating HHH at Mania now? You dense fucking marks.

>>908730
>Buried
>Now set up to win the title at Wrestlemania

WHERE IS KOFI

GAS THE SAMOANS
THANK YOU HAITCH

>>908748
>>>/woo/

Who the fuck booked the order of that Rumble? It completely died on it's arse, twice, for 5 or 6 entries.

Okay, will HHH defend his title at Fastlane?

Who will Roman face?

Will AJ feud someone or is he going to NXT?

I expected HHH to be #30 but I still marked. But just a little.

>>908756
I know and I'm okay with that
I'm just happy to see one of my favorites win again

Should've been AJ Styles.

So... he's warming the title until Wrestlemania

Glad Roman lost. Not glad this old fuck won for the millionth time. WCW tier.

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THE GAME!! AW YEAH

>>908748

>They don't want reigns to be champ
>This confirms that Reigns will win the title in the main event at mania

fucking idiots.

>>908766
eliminated offscreen while reigns was ded

>>908691
WWE are going to have 20 years of their top babyface (Cena/Roman) being booed.

>>908656
Same here negro. I also remember dropping Raw because of HHH and only watching the Hey Man Smackdown program

>>908795
Should've been Dean Ambrose

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>>908444
>HHH WON HIS 2ND ROYAL RUMBLE AND 14TH WWEWHC IN THE FIRST MONTH OF 2016
>MFW ANGRY SHITTER NERDS ON SUICIDE WATCH

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SMARKS BTFO
VANILLA MIDGET FAGS BTFO

THANK YOU BASED TRIPS

BURY THEM ALL

FUCK YOU THIS RUMBLE WAS GREAT

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>you look at the calendar and the current year is 2016
>HHH is champion

I only watched the last 5 minutes on a shitty stream.
I heard AJ debuted but were there any other surprise entrants? Were the Xpac rumors true?

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should've been Bray.

>>908691
ding ding ding

Guys seriously.
This only means he loses the title at WM.

Good Rumble. Though it wasn't hard to top last year's or the year before last. Christ.

>>908650
Eliminated during that Reigns circle jerk by Jericho

>aj got the biggest pops
>no surprises outside of based aj

Crap rumble

>>908793

>Tripfag
>Ok with a reigns mania
>wants to see Triple H STILL bury the talent then wonder why there are no new stars

So much went wrong with your life.

So the original plan was to have Seth Rollins instead of sheamus.

>you are now aware that they originally were panning for The Shield Vs Triple H
And he'd have buried them too
kek

>>908826
Sami Zayn returned, no X-Pac

Lemmy would have wanted it this way

I'd be celebratring if this didn't mean we're gonna have to sit through HHH vs Reigns till mania

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>There are people alive right now that don't believe Old Haitch is actually his prime

THANK YOU BASED HAITCH

THE UNDISPUTED NUMBER ONE DRAW OF THE ATTITUDE ERA WHO SINGLE HANDEDLY WON THE MONDAY NIGHT WARS

THE KING OF KINGS

THE CEREBRAL ASSASSIN

TERRA RYZING

THE CONNETICUT BLUEBLOOD

THE GREATEST CHAMP IN THE HISTORY OF THIS INDUSTRY

I actually like Trips. Fight me manlets. Good royal rumble overall.

Triple H vs The Rock at mania.

>>908748
>I'm sexually attracted to Roman "fake eyes" Reigns

>>908855
>bury talent

He put over John Cena, Randy Orton, Batista, Daniel Bryan, propped up Seth Rollins and is about to put over Roman Reigns, the fuck are you smoking?

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YOU SEE ROMAN

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It's aight.

I mean, I'm not too big on HHH being champ but it's definitely a better alternative than having your supposed top face overcome the odds and defend his title from the number 1 spot in the first ever Rumble title defence while literally going backstage for a break for half the match while being booed by the majority of the audience.

That being said Mania main event is looking like shit, who even wants to see Reigns HHH? You'd best hope they throw in someone for a triple threat that people actually give a shit about.

>>908855
I don't want him to bury the new stars, he should put someone over at Wrestlemania, like Reigns or Ambrose.

>>908870
Not his prime, but still better than flabio 2008 Haitch.

>>908875
only faggots and niggers get mad over booking

I wonder what Phil would say about HHH wining the Rum bowl

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>>908837

Guys seriously.
This means we have to fucking endure him and Steph for until WM...

>>908881
You do realize HHH is going to drop the title back to Roman at Wrestlemania right?

wwe is beyond dead.

he's going to give that belt to AJ right? after AJ signs the corporate champion contract of course

>>908870

>Triple H
>PRime

Triple H's legacy is playing 2nd fiddle to better performers. That continues right now.

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FUCK YOU VANILLA MIDGET LOVING SMARKS

GET OUT OF THIS COMPANY

IT'S BURYING TIME EVEN THOUGH WRESTLEMANIA IS GONNA BE SHIT

Where was my boy Samoa Joe?

>HHH

Who gives a shit at all? Anyone still likes or cares about this guy?

He's supposed to be heel I guess, but Roman was booed too?

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Press F to BOW DOWN

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>>908855

>SHOVEL-ERA

What's the equivalent of what HHH just did?

Your boss giving himself a raise?

>>908795
Nah but I wish he was there longer.

SMARKS BTFO
REDDIT BTFO
THE TRUE GOAT IS OUR NEW CHAMP

Weren't we supposed to get Big Poppa Pump tonight?

Can't wait for the webm of HHH selling that Ziggler sweet chin music, he sold that shit like a champ

>tfw the money never came and won the title

>>908903
just wait until hhh holds the belt for 435 days

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>the Authority figure is being cheered because the alternative, supposedly a babyface, gets booed more than any heel

Sport died in the 90s.

>>908837
He is still main eventing it as world champion

I just find it hilarious that they're trying to get Roman over by making him a a scsa figure and hhh Vince. And the crowd cheered for Vince in this scenario. This is how shit they are.

>>908881
Are you really this dense?

>>908884
>Implying Reigns being put over is a good thing

Reigns is about the only talent I badly want to see get buried.

>>908837
>HHH champion
>Roman champion

Both shit situations

>>908841
Or 2013 which sucked shit too. Or 2012.

The Royal rumble for the last 6 years have been mediocre at best.

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I think Vince and Trips now understand something. Did you hear that pop when Roman got buried? That's the face of the company. Now imagine the boos when Roman goes over at Mania. The fucking Boos with be astronomical.

Dean being the final 2 means he will win the 2017 Royal Rumble

It all comes full circle, all three Shield shitters will be clogging up the main event scene

>>908956
Sufferin' Succotash!

>>908957
and he's going to lose it so Roman becomes a 3 time Champ in the span of 2 months.

>tfw no Styles Clash

>vince hey vince get a load of this
>i told me to drop the strap to rayman at mania and get this i didn't i just went in there and didn't do it can you believe it vince

No one likes any of the final five at all. Ambrose and Jericho were probably the only liked ones. It was obvious from the crowd. WWE is fucking stupid and can't figure out what people like or doesn't care.

>>908976
>implying they care about smark pops

>>908956
That is because the baby face is written and acts like a early 80's babyface

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Y'all niggas mad as SHIT right now

>>908976
i'd bet so much money on vince not understanding that.

great show. not hopeful for mania.

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>>908967
what happened?

>>908994
>that pop for HHH
AYYYYY LMAOOOOOO

>>908994
stop going to reddit haitch is great

Literally WCW all over again.

they seriously have to be freaking the fuck out backstage. another year of everything going the exact opposite of what they were expecting.

YO GIMMIE A HIT OF THAT TRIPLE HAITCH

>>908965
>le anyone but you Roman

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>>908874
>THE UNDISPUTED NUMBER ONE DRAW OF THE ATTITUDE ERA WHO SINGLE HANDEDLY WON THE MONDAY NIGHT WARS
>mfw this is absolutely true

I'd rather HHH vs reigns fast lane and mania be seths return and him getting the belt from trips

>>908994
That's because of AJ Styles. Clearly the fan favorite.
But they obviously wanted Ambrose out of the 5

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>The WWE is in such a shit state people literally popped for the heel authority figure

>>908999
what about ratings?

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>time to play the game

It's good they gave new talent a push tonight. We needed a new young champion that has never held the title.

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>>908965

I didn't see Bray get eliminated, internet had a hiccup, what happened?

>>909016
here you go, fellow /asp/ie:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJLYx3cBAD4

>>909040
Trips and Sheamus removed him

>>909040
Haitch and Shamrock teamed up

>>908928
He should've been like 10 or something and made a great run.

>>909023
>le hey guys he is improving, surely deserves to win every single thing

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>>908444
>>908666

Nice trips bros. we need trip trips because trips is the champ.

Trips bro!

>>908884
>Randy Orton
After burying it so hard, he wouldn't reach the surface again for three years?

>>909025

Triple H did not draw a dime during the Attitude Era

>>909031

>Smarks are so desperate to be contrarian

ftfy

Roman will be a 1 time Rumble winner and a 3 time champ and Razor Raymond and Owen hart never won either

WCW

>>909028
Seth is way too injured to return at Mania. His earliest return will be at SS.

Same goes for Cena.

This Wrestlemania is going to be the shittiest one ever and it's supposed to sellout Cowboys stadium.

Whoops.

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BAGAWD HOW MANY CAREERS HAVE TO BE SACRIFICED

ty jhon cean

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Can some awesome person please shop trips and romans faces into this gif

>>909077
It's not the smarks. Casuals can't stand Reigns either.

WWE fucked up their booking making Reigns the golden boy for the last two years and now they are reaping what they sew with all-time terrible ratings.

>>909085
hart won a slammy tho
is there that big a difference between a pretend belt and pretend trophy?
own seemed to like it

>>908707
>thinking Rollins is going to be back any time soon

BASED FUCKING HAITCH

>all these RA babbies who love HHH
LOL I bet you eat up all the narratives WWE feeds you.

http://strawpoll.me/6634488/
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REDDIT LITERALLY CRYING HUHEUHEUEHU

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>Ziggler

>>909118
>>909077
This. It's not like a small smark NXTish part of the crowd was booing, in fact, it was nearly impossible to hear a single Roman cheer.

>>909118
>Casuals can't stand
>casuals and smarks can't wait to high-five and grope him as he goes down to the ring
>being deaf for the past month

Is Russo back?

GOAT

This Rumble had some of the shittiest story lines ever:

>Boss puts himself 30th and wins.
>Put Reigns as #1 and pull him for half the match because he doesn't have the gas to last the full match.
>Regardless of the future Wyatt family feud it creates, the way Borck was eliminated was bull shit.

I would've change the order of a couple of things but I'm glad Ramen lost

>>909172
>being deaf for the last 2 hours

I got played like a fiddle. I seriously thought Ambrose was gonna win. I forgot he had the IC title.

>>909172
Any douchebag crowd member will grope a wrestler walking near them. That means nothing.

OFFICIAL POWER LEVEL RANKINGS
1. 2000 Triple H
2. 2002 Triple H

POWER GAP
3. 2014 Brock Lesnar
4. 2005 John Cena

POWER GAP
5. 1998 Stone Cold

POWER GAP
90001. 2012 CM Punk

I still can't believe they made Ramen hide backstage for like half the Rumble.

Also, the camera work was fucking awful during this Rumble. We missed like half a dozen eliminations because of unnecessary focus on Reigns.

>>909215
>If you thought for even a spit second ambrose was gonna win, you're a fucking idiot.

>>909172
Did we watch the same show?
Roman was booed the hell out of the stadium

>>909180
There's already going to be tension between the Authority and Brock Lesnar.

>>909191
Roman losing only sets him up for WM. Why don't retarded smarks see this?

>>909156
Post screencaps

>>909172

>Being deaf for the past month

Holy shit PPVs are always filled with smarks.

>>909239
FUCK!

Best rumble win since BMJ's first one. You are a confirmed redditor if you disagree and you need to get out

>>909232
Learn to greentext correctly, reddit.

>>908730
holy shit, you could not be more of a mark if you tried

>>909239
I know

>>909229
>wah reigns
>wah reigns
>wah reigns

If you fucks hadn't tried to be so edgy and shit on him then they wouldn't feel the need to go to greater lengths to get him over and they'd feel confident to do a Reigns v Ambrose main event at mania. But no, you need to desperately rally against it and now they're shit scared to do anythign with him without Triple H holding his hand. Smarks are the worst fucking thing about this company.

>>909266
It'd be good if it didn't make WM plain as day.

SMARKS BTFO

>>909266
HHH's royal rumble win in 2002 was far better than this because he was over and had a good storyline going into the match.

Still went on to have a shit WM main event match just like this year though.

Did people know who vanilla midget AJ is? Did he get a reaction?

>>909251
Royal Rumble events are always filled with smarks

>>909239
Because they will legitimately praise Boo-tista level booking purely for the fct that the guy they dislike lost. They get worked so hard and yet think they're the ones screwing over Vince.

>>908984
this.

they liteerally built him up. and gave him a shitty send off. calling it now "le balor club" will be a meme thing and discarded in a year. a.j nakamura and balor and the other NJPW guys will be jobbing for 12 months and then go back to NJPW and WWE will be like "see, fans want HHH as wwe champ and dont like luchas and jap wrestling. k,bye."

>>909283
Fuck off Sika. Your son is fucking shit.

>>909239
not sure what your point is, its still better than him defending the belt from number 1 and winning at mania anyway

>>909239
Roman is going to be at Wrestlemania anyway
Nothing changes

>>909300
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8FrpWIWj9o

You be the judge. The roof blew off once the word phenomenal came across the screen.

>>909266

This win confirms Reigns V HHH at mainia with Reigns going over instead of something interesting like Reigns v Ambrose. Thinknig this is good literally means you think Reigns v HHH at mania is good and if that isn't redditor material then nothing is.

HHH as champion is fine.
Would preffer Jericho though.

>>909283
Ambrose was the second last dude, he'll most likely win next year and if Jasethy and Reignetty aren't injured it could also pave a way for that Triple Threat match where he goes over both of them

>>909036
*winks back*

>>909283
You seem to imply we wanted him to be pushed to the moon. No, Vince did and he doesn't give a fuck what anyone thinks. He will get his golden boy over no matter what.

>>908666
is that you Satan?

>>909300
Probably the biggest pop of the Rumble. They were chanting AJ Styles even after KO eliminated him to set up a feud.

>>909304

They're only here to fill out the ded roster.

>>909317
>>909315

Roman Reigns is mainevent the supposed BIGGEST WRESTLEMANIA in WWE history.

That's a big deal. It will crush the business because HHH and Roman can't draw a dime.

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>>909036
really kiddo?

>>909342
Yeah and Bryan and Cuckamura will

Remember when John Cena predicted HAITCH's victory?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BAzQpB8mKID/

Someone link me a post RR podcast pls

>>909333

Yes but if people had just accepted that he was getting pushed, then Vince wouldn't need to constantly book him this way and ahve him protected by HHH, thus giving us the worst Mania main event in years.

>>909342
roman was main eventing whether he won this rumble or not

>>909215

I didn't forget....

I seriously thought they were gonna take a chance on him like they did for The Miz

If Dean had left tonight as WWE champ and IC champ, his stock would have shot through the roof.....that alone should have been an indicator that it wasn't happening

Tonight is a perfect example of why Punk left. The game in WWE isn't about who's the most talented. It's not about who the fans love the most. It's not about being original and exciting. It's about backstage connections, favoritism, nepotism, and ultimately about Vince forcing the fans to begrudgingly accept what he wants, since they have no equal alternative in the industry anymore to switch over to.

Time to play the game.....

>>909318
wow, didn't expect he'd get something like that reaction

>>909360

>Tripfag
>Having a relevant opinion
>Ever

>smarks complaining about building new stars
>they built up a smark face darling but he got injured so they're extremely careful with him. he will never wrestle again but at least they tried
>they built up one of their top heels and making him your average unlikeable chickenshitter, he got injured and will return halfway into 2016
>they're building their top face now and smarks get worked by the wwe

>>909360
Nobody in the business right now can draw a dime. They are all shit tier personalities being kicked around with shitty storylines.

>>909375
This post belongs on r/squaredcirclejerk

>>909375
Ambrose has NEET level athleticism, he was terrible in the last 5 minutes

>>908444

>trips
dang son

>>909374
Of course. I just wish it was against Ambrose or Brock, not a 46 year old self-mark who thinks he started the attitude era

>>909375
And it's only going to get worse, now WWE is guaranteeing there CAN be no possible competitors by keeping NXT as a way of farming every single guy who ever got over in the US outside of WWE.

>>909389
these marks still think Bryan's story last year wasn't carefully planned out for months upon months

Roman is shit and not over though

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>>908666

nice trips to you sir.

>>909398
>Brock Lesnar
>Undertaker
>Reigns
>Triple H
>Ambrose
All draws

>>909405
He spent more time on the mat catching his breath than Jericho did.

I knew he wasn't gonna win but Jericho put on the best show of the Rumble. He's still got it.

I don't care what you guys say, this is better than Reigns going in at 1 and winning.

>>909405
To be fair the guy was in a last man standing match earlier and is supposedly crazy resilient to damage.

>>909389
Building new stars is great when they face new stars, not 46 year old bland CEOs.

>>909266

not a redditor but i'll get out

>>909426
>Ambrose
>Reigns

>>909424
roman will never be over with smarks just like his predecessor big match jhon

>>909417
and youre dumb for thinking it wasnt going to be trips

its been obvious since the summer

Was hoping for a Kurt Angle appearance

>>909424
IT was way too dumb and shoddy to have been planned. Vince and co. genuinely think we're dumb enough that we would have went with the Batista angle happily and forgot about Bryan. That shows how over Bryan was that he was the irst guy in ages they COULDNT pull that shit off with.

>>909460
He got a mention by JBL

Fucking awful. This means Roman gets it back and nobody else will be a new threat for title in at least 6 months.

>>909445
>Ambrose
His merch sold well and he's pretty popular
>Reigns
Does decent ratings for what WWE is today, #2 merch seller, does good house show numbers.

Too bad WWE mostly sucks ass when it comes to booking these two.

>>909383
tripfag is right unless you are a deluded faggot

>>909426
>Triple H
>Roman Reigns

Nice troll.

Also, Undertaker is too old and Ambrose hasn't been properly pushed yet.

Lesnar is the only attraction people will spend money for now.

>>909460
hes still signed with TNA until February, they made sure he was signed through the rumble most likely.

>>909433
This, Roman didn't even look strong despite getting mugged and getting a free pass to hang out in the gorilla for 20+ minutes

Even Brock and Strongman looked stronger than him

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>>909453
But Cena was over with the smarks before even the marks, it took a while before he lost that.

>>909454
I don't care what their plans were. I wanted a good match.

HHH and Reigns in a match together is like mixing water with oil. Neither can carry the other.

>>909496
tybh

>>909373
What does "accepting" mean? Applauding what gets shoved down their throats? That's what Vince wants, for everyone to like it.

No, the problem is squarely on Vince and his enormous ego.

>>909489
Wait angles coming back? Is this for real?

>>909453
Cena was loved by everybody in 2003. It was only in 2004 and 2005 when he became generic Hogan 2.0 when people turned on him.

Also, him burying smark favorites didn't help his standing either.

>>909525
No one ever implied that.

>>909512
>Neither can carry the other.
Triple H can have a good match with a fucking broom, smark.

Lol twitter is asshurt right now

>>909475
>Reigns does decent ratings

This is just lazy trolling.

The ratings are in the shitter and have been that way for the last six months.

How are we supposed to buy in the Wyatts vs Bork feud when Bork soloed all four of them and they needed to gang up on him illegally to toss him out?

>>909298
plus it was 13 years ago where it was believable....

>>909561
s/six/eighteen

>>909512
That's what they said about Lesnar vs Reigns. That they couldn't carry eachother. But they did have an awesome match.

>>909431
except when he avoided Brock for 10 minutes straight and sat in the corner. Not that I blame him

>>909575
Brock is the exception, as always.

>>909561
At least he's making above 3s now
Rollins and Gaymus were making 2.1 ratings FELLA
Your bois can't draw

>>909552
HHH had shitty matches with the Undertaker and Lesnar and that was three years ago. He's 46 now.

Bryan was able to get a good match out of him because he is a vanilla midget who can sell well.

Reigns is a fat samoan who gets gassed after ten minutes. No way HHH and Reigns will put up even a 3 star match.

>>909426
>Ambrose
Only on reddit

Did this Royal Rumble set up a WM match Zayn vs Owens?

>>909568
Brock can wrestle...back when he was born to 2004

Today he's just stuck with meme suplexes and le powerful strikes

Jew-Jitsu removed 90% of his wrestling moves

>>909588
>shitty matches with the Undertaker
I'd give you the Lesnar ones but the Undertaker ones were good.

>>909583
Of course the ratings will be in the 3s now. They are in wrestlemania season. Also, Vince is the one drawing decent numbers, not Reigns.

Vince always draws numbers because he can talk on the mic and he is hated by everybody.

>>909398

Nobody can draw because the whole 'WWE Universe' atmosphere sucks right now in general, and because wrestlers are being held back and not being pushed properly

There are a bunch of potential Austins and Rocks on the roster, who are stuck being Ringmasters and Flex Kavanas because that's all Vince wants from them while he pushes his personal favorites

I imagine most wrestlers just want to come to WWE for the money and exposure now. The last one who came in with passion and high hopes that he'd be pushed the way his talents deserved....well, he left bitter and became an MMA fighter....

>>909552
All his best matches were with someone better than him.

Austin is the only one that can save WWE.

Face it, he's the only wrestler that has ever actually mattered, quality-wise or popularity-wise.

>>909628
>Rock is a better wrestler than Haitch
lol no.

>>909622
"""MMA fighter"""

>>909611
The Undertaker matches were a bunch of finisher spamming fests with fake emotions.

HBK should have ended the streak because he knows how to work a compelling match.

The HHH matches seemed like an afterthought when HBK retired.

I thought they would pull the trigger with Dean....oh well

It's a surreal feel when you look at the calendar and it's 2016, and HHH is the champ.

>>909520
>No, the problem is squarely on Vince and his enormous ego.
This. Look at NXT, where he has no input in the booking.

If you want WWE to be good you need to wait for Vince to die so somebody with vision beyond "Let's make Roman Reigns into the next Cena and have him prop up the company for 10 years with merchandise for children" can take over.

>>909651
But they were good.

>>909588
>le fart gas meme
FITNESS COACH

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i got 2 words for ya, smarks

>>909633
The Rock was more popular than Austin, especially now if you count Hollywood.

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>>909417
butthurt midget faggot detected

stay mad oompa loompa boy LMAO

>>909621

>v-v-v-vince is the draw

Now that's pathetic.

>>909635

He is actually. The Rock has had more classic matches in his career with a career shorter than HHH's.

>>909676
Vince has always been a draw and he's been gone for three years. People were excited to see him back because Steph and HHH are so bland.

Vince is the owner and has always been relevant in the WWE universe.

>>909682
The Rock's best match was against Austin, but my personal favorite was him vs HHH at backlash and that's based entirely on booking.

The Rock vs HHH Backlash 2000 is the best booked match in WWE history.

>>909672
That's Dwayne Johnson, it's not the same person at all, they just have the same form.

People just assume The Rock was anywhere near as popular as Stone Cold because of the crowd reactions, the same way they think Daniel Bryan is popular. But only small children attend RAW.

>>909628
Fucking this.

HHH was always solid, but never anything more, and terrible on the mic.

He had a 10/10 look at the strongest booking of any heel ever though, that's what he built his career on, as well as his golden years being in the hottest ever period for wrestling.

>>908885
YOU WENT FAR ROMAN, I'LL GIVE YA THAT. BUT WHEN IT COMES TO ME, THE GAME, THE KING OF KINGS, YOU JUST CAN'T COMPARE.

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This glorious motherfucker, he did it again

>>909682
>he actually believes Rock is better in-ring than Haitch
lol

>>909714
>the same way they think Daniel Bryan is popular

Do you seriously expect anyone to pay attention to you?

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>>909739

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>>909727
>terrible on the mic

>>909088
Amputate the leg with the bum knee, we've had a one-sided wrestler before

>>909283
>just eat up any old shit that WWE gives you, it doesn't matter if you like it or not

>marks

>>909765
Legit awful, he has never cut an even slightly entertaining promo, just put people to sleep droning on and on and on and on

>>909682
Kek

>>909300

Bruh biggest pop since Sting, got chants all the way through and even when he was gone. It's his Universe now.

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>>909318
>>909338
'I only watch WWE' marks BTFO

>>909283
the fans is what makes wwe shit and hypeless nowadays. they dont even realize it and think theyre helping too

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Just fuck my shit up Haitch.

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>>909453
Every wrestling fan over the age of 12 is a smark so Roman is pretty much doomed

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>>909859

>>909855
That's because Raws are interminably long and the crowd doesn't give a shit about the bland reality era.

Also, better products like UFC exist. WWE lost its pop a long time ago.

>>909300
Biggest pop of the night. His name changed long after he was eliminated.

>>909583
Raw hasn't got to a 3 in months mark

>people are actually trying to defend HHH as champion
>people are actually defending wwe's shitty story telling
>people think this is a good rumble

I'm sorry but I would have accepted Sheamus getting it again at this point and it would have felt more deserved than the cousin of Dwayne Johnson and Vinces fucking son in law.

>>909894
>His name changed
u wot m8. do you mean chanted?

>>909762
Do you seriously expect anyone in 'the real world' to pay attention to people who audibly have braces saying "we are awesome"?

Do you seriously think that that's the universal demographic of fans?

Or maybe you're just trying to make it look like it's obvious I'm being silly when the very idea which I am speaking of and which you are implying is itself silly. When the facts are ridiculous, not everything else (i.e. 'the real world) is to be warped in conformity to them.

Of course Daniel Bryan wasn't even the subject and I mentioned him once, but I guess I should have put a trigger warning or something before doing so.

>>909884
they need to go to more but quicker matches imo

>>909534
Reigns was loved in 2013 and 2014 as well. It sucks what happened to him. He went down the shitter.

>>909563
Because the match will be a gauntlet or handicap.

Want to know the easiest way to save 'Mania? Tell your quack doctor who can't diagnose a staph infection to clear Bryan, like multiple independent doctors have already.

>>909928
People loved the Shield. Reigns was a part of the Shield. That's why he kept the Shield gear and intro.

Because people loved the Shield.

And they only really started to love the Shield in 2014.

>>909947
It wasn't a staph infection and Punk should be sued all the way to himey town for his bullshit accusations.

>>909956
do you have proof it wasn't a staph infection?
Are you a fucking doctor Anon?

>>909949
Yeah but Reigns was huge in Summer 2014. I think the hernea shit and Bryan coming back combined with his horrid promos is what killed him. Ambrose and Rollins were awesome then too after the break-up of the Shield.

>>909921
It's just funny that you added in that Bryan comment like you thought there was a danger of anyone taking your opinion seriously and not as b8

>>908824
The Rumble was fucking great.

The only problem is now it's over and Fastlane is going to suck balls.

Roman entering JUST status

>>909966
The 3 of them were hot as fuck in the summer of 2014.

>>909909
>people think this is a good rumble

It actually was good other than HHH winning.

>>909979
They really dropped the ball with them. I think Rollins constantly being a pussy ass bitch and Ambrose being corny as shit is what killed them. Hopefully all 3 return to their glory. They're all great wrestlers, but their shit really got fucked up.

>>909969
>roman reigns wins whatever #1 contenders match they make
>roman goes to mania
>beats HHH

or the "better option"
>hhh vacates title
>tournament for the match at mania
>Roman and Brock win
>go to mania
>ROMAN STANDS TALL

>>908966
>Ambrose champion

Too good for this sport.

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>>909986
>it actually was good

I only got excited for two people. Bray. and AJ Styles.

sure are glad they wo-oh wait. This is wwe where we'd rather take the safe bet or what ever the 70 year old on roids and alzheimers thinks is best then actually get anythign entertaining.

>>909991
Maybe Roman could still get injured enough to miss Wrestlemania?

>>909990
>they made the guy that could take the whole Wyatt Family down with his controlled frenzy a pussy ass bitch
>they made the guy that stood up and bad mouthed anyone in the Shield's path a corny loony tunes character
>they made the strong silent guy that finishes people off and only talks when needed cut looney tunes promos
Fucking WWE, I swear they're making people hate them on purpose

>>910019
>wishing injury on wrestlers
Lose weight

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>tfw this win confirms that Punk was right all along

>>910024
I'm not proud of it. But Vince got me to this point. If Roman has to blow a quad so I don't have to hear another tater tot promo, then so be it.

>>910034
Punk deserved to get fired for being a disrespectful faggot and overall shithead but he was never wrong about HHH

http://shop.wwe.com/on/demandware.store/Sites-wwe-Site/default/Search-Show?q=aj+styles&simplesearch=Go

>already a shirt up
b-but nobody w-would know who AJ is!

>>910019
>implying we're that lucky.

>>910055
>TNA guy cheered out of the building
>people still claim they don't watch TNA

>most eliminations year 1
>wins rumble year 2
I don't know why you guys think it's wise to have him go from 1 and win for year 3

>>910049
>get fired

Technically he got "fired" but that was only cause WWE didn't want to cut him loose and let him go somewhere else until after the dust settled.

When he walked out he never had any intentions of coming back. He quit but WWE just wouldn't release him until they decided they didn't want to pay him any longer for sitting at home.

>>910084
tbf, I don't watch TNA, but I know AJ Styles from ROH and NJPW

>>910084
Or he's popular due to his stellar run with NJPW

>>910092
Punk never walked out. Vince got tired of his shit, and canned him then Punk was too arrogant to admit it so he whined to any podcast that would take him with a made up rebel story.

>>910084
it's Orlando

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>>910084

I've never once watched TNA but still know of AJ styles and what king of wrestler he is. With the internet it's pretty easy to get info about stuff that you don't even watch. It's not that impossible to understand for the average 18 yo. When he you get that old maybe you'll understand.

>>910126
>18
>spending your youth on image boards

Bro, you're doing it all wrong.

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>>910112
>Punk never walked out.

>>910112
I think I'll believe Punk before I believe vince since it's been stated by more than one person that Vince and everyoen who works directly under him is a crooked grinned businessman who doesnt'give a shit.

The Only reason wwe isn't in the can is because it's literally the only company with a nationwide tv deal on basic cable. the closest competitors wwe even has are still in literally-who tier status.

>Kalisto interrupted by fantastic 4
>Rusev says ''HELLO, IS NICE TO MEET YOU! AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!'' in his shitty accent
holy fuck I died

>>910141
He has the JUST hair sort of

>>910055
when are they going to make shirts without shit on the back

>>910153
That's never happening.

>>910192
Doesn't the Sting scorpion shirt have a pure black back?

>>910196
I haven't seen it. May have been a blue moon thing.

YOLO

HHH
IS THE PEOPLE'S CHAMPSION!

CM PUNK WAS RIGHT

IDIOT DAUGHTER AND DOOFUS SON IN-LAW

>909600
Did you even watch the show? It set up Owens vs. AJ.

Vince doesn't give a fuck about Sami. He is too injury prone.

>Roman Reigns will be a five time WWE World Heavyweight Champion by the end Summer Slam.

>>910037
I've been driven to this point as well.

>>910355
His first real injury

> injury prone

You're saying that's Vinces perspective or yours?

>>910484
Vince's. He has a history of not liking small guys that get injured.