(Non-2Old Weirdo Edition)
>Go to https://rolz.org/
>Type "1d30" in Dice Code
>Whatever number lands, *that's* your guy for the entire Rumble
>you will never convince your gf to cosplay as your favorite diva
Eh. I usually don't make myself known, but whatever.
Got #30 lads. I win, right?
In fact, if I win, I'll post nudes of my ex.
>it's a rusev touches everyone's tits episode
I can't find the youtube video by WWE, it was along the lines of 5 things you didn't know about the royal rumble, it was uploaded last year, it stated that a little known fact is that the owner of the company reserves the right to restart the entire royal rumble, but then he did an ominous, it has never happened, but it might, deal.
>tfw went to the mall to pick up something and saw a fat chick with an Ambrose Asylum shirt
>Kevin Owens' mic work
He deserves more than being locked eternally in a feud with Dean Ambrose
mfw an american was fat near me
>being stuck with dean ambrose
>dean ambrose eternally losing because the writers hate him
>being tied down to Dean Ambrose because the WWE hates you too.
Fuck her in her ass, you bitch
Are you low test,brah?
I like these teams
Also holy fuck I always forget how massive Swagger is. He makes Henry look like a chocolate midget
Holy shit sandow back to his original gimmick.
But hes paired with a fag so you know hes still buried
>We want sandow chants
This is going to be last year all over again
Sounds like Full Sail found their way into the rumble.
Sandow is great though.
who will they send out this year for damage control?
>Doing wassup to Darren Young
>memedow not in the Rumble
Already a good start for getting this crowd hot
Smarkbusters are gonna be doing a live reaction to the rumble soon.
Some good questions
>That Axel Rumble question
If #7 wins the Rumble, I win a video game of my choosing.
Or should I say, when #1 wins the Rumble, I'll wish I had the game to play instead of watching the product between now and WrestleMania.
In retrospect? 2015 by far
At the time? Depends, I was more pissed about 2015 and would choose that but 2014 was more perplexing in the sense that somebody thought that Batista vs Orton should be the main event of WM XXX
My internet is shit and someone is torrenting, so my stream is stuck on this
>People watching streams 5 minutes behind
>Mfw I get to spoil who comes out at #30