GET IN HERE
>I hope its a total waste of time by having 29 guys job to Roman
>The WWE has to at least throw us a bone and have members of the esteemed NWO rip-off the bullet club show up, I am of the opinion that they should shake things up and have AJ Styles win it all and Roman eliminated early
>"Your Next Line is going to be a bunch of nonsensical bullshit followed by Baleeb Dat!"
>"TATER TOTS UP THE SUFFERIN SUCOSTALK, BABY GURL YOU CAN BALEEB DA...BALEEB!?"
>Roman is then eliminated and stops thinking.
>All the fat smark tears that I will be consuming once the rumble is over
>AJ should win
>Roman should get thrown out first
When did I say either of those? Or do anti smarks just not know how to read?
Roman winning is the most retarded finish. An hour plus long match with 30 total talents. For what? To make Roman look strong? That's a waste of time and you know it.
neither is WWE with their surprise entrants, actual entrants, or in general.
Literally we are still given better ideas than when we see fucking Santino Morella tonight because WWE is out of roster to throw at us while we wait for Roman's chance to 1 v 29
>tfw you have to work during the rumble
Well, at least I can moniter the shitposting
Naruto is a gateway anime of the worst kind. It's a bad series, a clusterfuck of story and characterization that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive shipping faggotry and DARKNESS. The normal anon can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing that the series itself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad.
However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of its core make it a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable underageb& faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world. The superpowered characters all trying their hardest to look cool, the jutsus, peculiar, colorful clothes, the whole ninja faggotry and everything about the Naruto world fuels their escapist fantasies, while the pity-party character backgrounds, emphasis on revenge, and overall preachiness of the series make it fit just right with the mary-sueish drives of your average preteen and his sense of unwarranted self-importance towards the world. Exactly the kind of shit that makes little kiddies and underageb& retards eat this shit right the fuck up.
Naruto is basically THE series to attract the most hated anime fanbase known to /a/, which is why, regardless of individual opinions, it is the responsibility of every anon to troll the fuck out of this show and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no Naruto threads ever encourage the newfriends to show their faces here.
>post yfw Based Ryback enters 30, wins, saves the ratings and his Main Event alone in Wrestlemania fills the whole stadium
Nobody really like Ryback, right?
Like, I get how you can have different levels of bad, like Eva Marie-tier bad.
But Eva Marie, you kind wanna watch to see HOW bad and in a very masochistic, you're kind of interested.
But Ryback is just. Fucking immensely boring. He looks boring. He talks boring, he wrestles boring. Boring, boring, boring.
I think I'd easily say Ryback is my least favorite person to watch in the entire company.
Official Roman Rumble Drinking Game:
>Someone you like makes Roman look really strong
>Every elimination Roman is responsible for
>Someone skins the cat in a ridiculous way
>Curtis Axel doesn't make it to the ring
>Every record Roman breaks
>Roman eliminates Braun Strowman by himself
>Roman eliminates Brock Lesnar by himself
>AJ Styles debuts
>Shinsuke Nakamura debuts
Ryback 50 matches on tinder and wrestlemania main event
Kevin Obese Owens 500 matches on TNA Tapings
THERE'S GONNA BE A FIGHT
>still another hour til
This day's been dragging, family. Just ready for the memes from this trainwreck of a ppv
>Someone from the crowd is going to gun Triple H down as he runs down the ramp to enter the Rumble and the injuries will continue in the company forcing the Wrestlemania main event to be Roman Reigns vs. Titus O'Neil
Make your predictions for tonight boys
>Dudleyz win pre-show
>Dean Ambrose (c) def Kevin Owens
>Alberto Del Rio (c) def Kalisto via DQ
>Charlotte (c) def Becky Lunch (Ric interferes and helps but it's not a DQ win because of him, just a dirty finish)
>The New Day (c) def The Usos
- I hope Triple H wins in a screwy way and sets up Roman vs. HHH in the main event at Wrestlemania, in what would be an awesome match.
- I hope the Wyatt family eliminates Brock Lesnar in a screwy way to set up a Wrestlemania match.
- I hope Daniel Bryan and AJ Styles have a moment in the Rumble to set up a Wrestlemania match, but I don't want either to win.
- I want Ambrose to beat Owens clean.
- I want ADR to retain
- I want Becky Lynch to win, so she can set up a match against Sasha Banks at Wrestlemania, because The Boss works well as heel.
- The New Day not retaining would be idiotic.
I haven't watched NXMeme but started at takeover Brooklyn
I didn't have impressions of Becky or Charlotte before then
Was Charlotte even good there, I thought Becky was boring until recently because she started to grow on me
Charlotte has always been decent, not great. declined after joining the main roster. Her gymnist background helps her sell some moves I guess
Becky is a weird case where she's actually gotten better on the main roster. She used to be just a decent worker and a bad promo but she's improved a lot
Has there ever been a time when a big name wrestler made a debut/return by running to the ring from the crowd without his music hitting and when no dirt sheets leaked the debut/return to make it public knowledge? I'm kind of curious how long it would take to register with the crowd that someone like The Rock or Lesnar is standing in the ring if they don't cue his music.
>Not watching the Pre-Show
that was your first mistake
Does anyone do a betting pool for the rumble? I do one with friends/coworkers. 30 us pay in then one by one everyone draws a number out of a hat 1-30 and that is your guy. If he wins you win. We also do side pools for guy who was eliminated quickest and guy who last the longest.
Honestly, pretty fucking hard.
the one with /wwe/ in the subject are /sp/ threads
the ones that don't are /asp/ /woo/ /reddit/ /pol/ threads
If you want /woo/ threads you'd be better off just spamming in the taima chat
This is my first time watching wrestling since the attitude era, what times the rumble?