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Rasslefag Hate General 2016-01-24 21:08:18 Post No. 900326
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What the fuck is up with you guys? How do you religiously tune in to watch a 3 hour show twice a week with 2 and a half hours of man-drama and commercials to see thirty minutes of greasy sluts and fake fighting, if that? Not to mention shelling out like 80 bucks for a PPV event with an outcome you deep down have already anticipated weeks beforehand. It's really predictable, the most popular rassler always wins the championship. Like do you just delude yourself until there's some feeling of suspense?
I'm really trying to wrap my head around this. I mean I understand that you need willing suspension of disbelief to enjoy all tv shows but come on, you KNOW it's not real and yet you'll pay to go watch it and make signs and scream your asses off as if it affects the outcome of the "match".
I can't even look at pro rasslers without being grossed out, like do they just lay down a tarp and roll in baby oil and crisco to get that look? And the so-called divas... Like just watch porn if you want to see a skanky chick doing nasty shit, they'll be hotter and fully naked. Not to mention how totally gay it is to watch dudes in colorful speedos grabbing each other and whining about how they got fucked over by whatever funny looking guy in a suit is pissing them off that week.
It's muscle ballet mixed with a bad soap opera, you're no better than an aging Mexican housewife with her telenovelas. You just shit up what could be a great board with dumb threads about your favorite tv shows. The acting is terrible and the plots are always bad. Mexican and Japanese wrestling at least has cool personalities and they actually do stuff. Go take a martial arts class and learn actual fighting, you'll realize what a sham your life was before. Be your own hero and stop worshiping these hillbillies.
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>>900326
Notice they have three WWE generals in the first two pages. What does this tell you about the quality of WWE posters?
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>>900342
>could contain their autist central general in one thread until it goes to page10
>instead create 15 shit threads
brony-tier creatures
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>>900360
exactly, no other group on this board past or present did this shit. They kept to a general and maybe one or two other threads depending on popularity.
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Everything was fine until Hiro added that fucking "& Wrestling" to the title. The rasslefags were nicely dispersed across the internet so that the ones that collected here generally stuck to their one thread.
Now they've all concentrated here and are making a fucking mess. Alternate sports and martial arts are almost completely drowned out.
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I'm a "rasslefag" and think we should have our own board, like MLP and Pokemon.
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>>900513
>Alternate sports and martial arts are almost completely drowned out.
thanks to the constant complaining too so good job to you as well.
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>>900540
Yeah no you little shit the couple threads we have complaining about the state of /asp/ does not even approach the hordes of wrasslin threads.
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Rassle are the new my little pony fans
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just quickly looking at the other threads here now
>hey guys i learn how to fight but don't actually fight for fun
>hey guys i shoot things with rubber bullets for fun
>hey guys i grab people of the same sex for fun. totally not as gay as mandrama tho right
>hey guys i kick people in the head for fun
>hey guys i throw people to the ground for fun
>hey guys i roll around in frozen water all day aren't i a blast
in /sp/ i could hack getting shat on. but you guys are fucking nerds seriously do any of you get laid
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>>900656
>fat soap opera watcher who spends all day on the couch watching TV calling anyone a virgin
L M A O
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>>900644
whatever spin you want to delude yourself into believing lol sure.
>talk about hows threads can be consolidated into one theres 2 complaining threads on the first page.
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>>900656
I'd love to kick you in the head it might change your bum life
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>>900718
u cheeky lil bitch
The complaining threads, and like you said there's fucking two, are a direct result of of the 30 fucking wrassle threads up and down the first 3 pages. They wouldn't be here at all if rasslefags could restrain themselves and keep it down to a handful of threads at a time instead of making a new one for every single stupid idea that pops into their heads.
These aren't drowning out alternative sports at all you just feel the need to be a nigger.
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>>900724
my life is fine m8 because unlike you i don't waste time worrying about what other people like
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>>900736
we were fine with having one thread in /sp/. blame japmoot and stop bitching at us
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>>900821
>we were totally fine with one thread!
>that's why we make 50 generals the instant one gets to 25 posts!
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>>900863
IT WORKED BEFORE JAP MOOT CHANGED SHIT
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>>900863
99% of the actual generals are auto saging because they reached the max.
>but that doesnt fit my shit posting point
i know right?
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i started watching it ironically to make fun of it. now its a good time to watch it drunk and make fun of it.
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>>900945
you jack off to bailey jay ironically too?
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>>900945
thats the way to do it bruh, just have a good time and have some bantz with the /wwe/ bros.
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Are you /asp/ies still this butthurt?
Get the fuck over it, this /wwe/ now.
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>>900975
sure i do you think im a faggot or something
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