/wwe/ general #1765 - Long Island Iced Z Edition

Trips winning the rumble

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Is Dean right about Mick?

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In4 for the GOAT.

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>mfw BMJ returns 3 months early from surgery to BTFO smarks and save wrestling

post yfw Nakamura is on the same level as Yoshi Tatsu in 2 years

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>>895644

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>>895656
>mfw hideo is too

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>>895582

They need to play up the 300 lbs Murder Machine aspect of his character and let the Bulgarian Gibberish Speak just be a flavor to it.

Back in the day, guys like Rusev and Big E would be intelligently booked to look like people who could hold their own against the likes of Lesnar, though they'd never actually win a match or brawl against him. Now it's just "lol geek got suplex he ded."

Though to their credit, they basically did just this after his debut and through his US Championship reign. It seems the WWE can only approach doing something right when the endgame is Make Cena Look Strong.

7 and Miz is winning the Rumble.

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>>895649

Why does that women have a shoe in her vagina?

also, in4bliss

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What does /wwe/ think of the Samoan Young Bucks?

If dubs Seth returns, wins the rumble and brings the company to a new golden age.
Ps: don't respond if you're an anti-Seth redditor with nothing to contribute

so what exactly was "The Core"

was Heath the leader of those jobbers too?

ryback 50 time wwe champ

big baboon ass e 50 time wwe chimp

kevin obese owens 50 time hotdog eating contest winner

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>>895667
I don't think so bbygrill

>>895666
They're shit just like the actual young cucks, satan.

>>895669
It was a poor imitation of the Nexus that WWE pretends never happened, and for good reason. It was led by Wade Barrah.

Who should I ship Ryback with in my next fanfic

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>tfw no wrestlemania 14 sunny porn

>>895689
Cuck man phil

So trying to watch some RRs before Sunday to try and build some hype for myself. Can you guys recommend which ones are must see and ones I can skip completely?

>>895693

2011 rumble is pretty fun

hornswoggle and cena's alliance is hilarious

I watched a bunch today

92 > 04 > 01> 98 > 07 > 08

>>895693
1998, 2003, 2004 & 2010 were all top quality
2011-2015 are shit

>>895689
Bayley

Currently watching old rumbles

I miss Randy's old music holy shit

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>all these people out injured
>still no room for Zack in the Rumble because of all these groups and surprise entrants

>>895697
>>895699
I'm an RAfag so I've only seen 02-06 (06 RR being the reason I stopped watching) and barely picked back up literally last RR, though I did watch the previous years later on as well

>>895707
Zack's gonna be in it broski

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>>895692
>google cuck man phil
>get this

>number 30 at the royal rumble is about to come out

>this plays
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sndvv4U7kVI

how hard do you mark?

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>>895711
Sounds about right

>>895713
>Punk gets to eat her booty
Im envious

>>895715
He also got cucked by her multiple times. Not worth it senpai

>>895719
>implying he wasn't eating her ass while getting kayfabe cucked

U srs m8

Will ryder ever recover

>>895720
Cucking is cucking, kayfabe or not. Only beta bois say otherwise.

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>>895665
>blissfag doesn't even know where a vagina is on a woman

>>895722
You don't know what cucking is, m8

>>895722
and acting is acting and kayfabe is kayfabe. Calm down cukboy

>>895721
No. Emma will find him in the bathroom, gunshot wound in his head, before the year is out.

>>895724
Cuck has no meaning on this site anymore. It lost that long ago.

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>>895709
>Wyatts
>League of Nations (minus Alberto?)
>Social Jobbers
>New Day
>Tag team from the preshow qualifier
>The Big Dog
>Brock
>HHH
>AJ
>Big Show
>Ziggler
>Neville
>Ryback
>Star and Gol Dust
>Jericho
That's already 27 or 28 but also

>Dean and Kevin?
>Alberto and Kalisto?
>NXT surprise(s)?
>Other oddball surprises like Bubba and Boogeyman last year
>D-Bry???

I think the broski is cucked again

>>895731
You're counting way too many. Not every person who's on the card will be in the rumble

>>895731
Dean and Owens are having a last man standing match. I doubt they'll be in any condition to wrestle in the rumble.

>>895727
honestly though they really need to work the "Dolph Ziggler has a cuck fetish" angle after him getting onscreen cucked by Lana AND AJ, and also probably Summer even though he says he didn't

>>895711
This guy sounds pretty based

>>895680
Core was great though, Ezekiel Jackson was a legit powerhouse there.

>>895693
Watch 2007 one. The last two guys left gave a great match there.

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What are your thoughts on the End of Days?

>>895743
One of those moves where it could just as easily be the other person hitting him instead.

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>>895743
>2016
>rock bottom-ing yourself

>>895743
Why is he rock bottoming himself?

>>895743
He lets his opponents rock bottom him...hate it

>>895743
What ever happened to cj parker?

So ADR wins the 2011 rumble but the main event of wm27 is BMJ vs Miz? Huh?

>>895751
Asked for his release a while ago, think he's in Japan now

>>895751
I saw him on a New Japan PPV I think.

>>895752
I wonder is RR winners gets sour knowing they dont ME WM when its supposed to be their prize for winning the RR.

Im still mad Undertaker didnt got to ME WM.

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>>895743
What are your thoughts on the Flatliner?

>>895757
The way Mil Muertes does it looks more effective tbhfam

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>>895758
>implying

>>895757
Mil keeps one leg on the mat so it doesn't look like he's the one getting hurt

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>>895747
obligatory

>>895763
Does anyone have Neville BLACKED one from Monday?

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>>895764
I don't but I can offer this in consolation

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Could someone explain the Super Dragon chant meme?

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How does this make you /asp/ , does Josh have a big yeti?

>>895773
He just wants to give her a rimjob.

>>895763
>I'm expected to take this spic midget and his flippy shit botches seriously
WHY

>>895706
I love both of his songs his first one was better tho

>>895755
>Batista

>>895773
vince probably set them up

>>895772
Some retarded fan at an indie show wouldn't stop chanting for a wrestler in the ring even after everyone else stopped.

It got so bad that Super Dragon jumped the railing, got in the dude's face and maybe tried to punch him in the face.

>>895781
I want proof that they're together

>>895784
the problem is that its all on their snapchats which delete after 24hrs and are now both private

>Our correspondent Tara noted that the crowd at tonight's WWE NXT TV tapings from the University of Central Florida was good but it felt more like a respectful WWE crowd than a fired up and passionate Full Sail University crowd. The majority of fans were cheering faces and booing heels and not as fired up as they are for other TV tapings or Takeover shows from Full Sail.

It's over. NXT is finished. Smarks btfo.

>>895772
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DkHyAV7POkU

One of those 'classics' now

>>895755
What was the ME that year?

>>895773
what is patrick doing

>>895773
>virgin thinks that taking a picture together means that they fucked

>>895786
>actually wanting meme Full Autist crowds

What song should AJ Styles use this sunday for his entrance guys?

>>895788
WWE championship match Cena vs Michaels event though Michaels lost to Taker at the RR and he still got the better deal

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>>895782
lol

>>895759
>that screen shake

LU is so bad lmao

can someone give me the exact royal rumble date in gmt? im getting confused

>>895793
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5aZJBLAu1E

>>895794
Lol that's terrible booking
What was the feud about?
Mr WrestleMania vs the champ? Once in a lifetime?

>>895793
>implying he'll debut on Sunday and let him take the spotlight off Brock, Hunter and Roman

https://twitter.com/WWENXT/status/690726429034713088

>>895797
That screen shake is great, you pleb

>>895803
Basically, there wasnt much in the feud beside Michaels being hungry for Gold.

>>895798
Monday the 25th of January, starting at 1am.

>>895798
Usually start at like 8pm Eastern, so that would be 1am GMT.

>>895805
Who??

>>895805
Does TNA have any non WWE talent now?

>>895805
>huge surprise
>its just an outlaw manlet

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>>895805
about time

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>>895808
>>895809
great, thanks.

>>895805
>WWE buys up all the indy darlings so they won't compete somewhere else

>>895805
>literally who

>MAGGLE, WHY ARE WE INVADED BY THESE IMPACT STOOGES HERE ON MONDAY NIGHT RAW
>THIS IS DISGUSTING

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>>895787
>mfw the crowd didn't start chanting it again all together as he walked back into the ring

>>895805
>dude guitar riffs lmao

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Watching 2010 RR

Based Jesus Christ Punk

>>895755
>he's feuding with Baron Corbin
Top lel

>watching 2001 rumble because some guy said it was goat
>#5
>3...
>2...
>1...
>D-Drew Carey

fucking based.

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Who Big Guy Club, / W W @/?

>>895828
Why didn't he get a shot at the belt again?

If AJ Styles went to NXT then it would literally be 2005 TNA

>>895829
He's dumb as fuck.

>>895829
He did, but CM Punk is a fag, and Cena buried him.

>>895829
because he's flaming hot garbage

>>895832
Losing to Cena ≠ buried

Who is the Jannetty of the League of Nations?

>>895832
>Liking Rycuck over CM GOAT
What's wrong with you?

>>895835
Barrett

Sheamus is protected being HHH's gym buddy
Burrito has an ironclad deal
Rusev is protected for now

>>895835
barrett sadly

he doesn't even talk, it's fucking weird

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>>895834
Go tell the Nexus (not Daniel Bryan) that.
>>895831
>>895833
>>895837
pic to you three

>>895805
BUH GAWD WHAT IS SAN ANTONIO SCORPIO DOING AT FULL SAIL!

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>Be me , Josh
>Told the truth on twitter cause i'm based yeti
>Jobbies are butthurt
>They're gonna put me in the rumble to beat me up
>Little do they know that i will take matters in my own hands
>Mfw i eliminate Roman Reigns at the begin of the rumble and become the most over star ever

>>895666
Fatasses

More and more of WWE's "talent" is getting fat and lazy

>>895842
>he actually thinks that a wrestler can go rogue without the others noticing it

>>895844
He can fucking throw over Roman when he has his guard down

>>895838
Barrett has actually had far more success than Rusev. He's like a 4 time ic champ and current king of the ring. Rusev hasn't really done shit since Cena buried his ass and killed his streak.

Guy watching 2010 RR, lel what the fuck happened to Drew Mcintyre

>>895844
yeah but the dude is a legit yeti. It would take like six Roman Reigns to stop a potential uprising.

>>895848
He became Drew galloway in TNA , Upper carder

>>895842
And be fired the next day, and forced to move back to his shitty home town.

>>895847
That's true but these past few years he's in a worse position than Rusev

Miz mainevented WM and he's Ryder-tier now

>>895849
>Vince is forced to unleash Les Bbygirls Terribles, the Roman Reigns cloning project

>>895842
I can't wait to see which fucker they get to 'humble' Josh

>>895851
While taking his 250k with him

>>895850
I thought that was Luke Gallows. The guy that followed Punk around when he had that Straight Edge Society thing going.

>>895852
Well to be fair, Wade has been injured a lot the past 2 years. Hell, he's injured right now.

>>895854
Strowman but would love to have bork go autistic on his ass

Josh is a huge, athletic, and charismatic guy. If it turns out that he can wrestle well, he will be a really huge guy. Mark my words.

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>>895842
>mfw they bring Hardcore Holly back and Josh has no idea what's about to happen

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>>895859
>>895854
>TFW #SocialJobbers are going to fucking kill him in the rumble

>>895855
Which his wife will take half of, if it's true they split up. Not to mention any child support she would hit his ass with.

>>895861
Hardcore Holly stops in the middle of the ring and says "Don't worry; I brought a friend with me."
This plays: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D66k7KNMwDI
Would you mark out?

>>895861
>watch UFC insider access and behind the scenes shit
>It's Bork
>They keep asking him at what point where wrestling is fake
>Bork is uneasy and mutters that wrestlers have it as tough as MMA shitters
>He also indirectly mentions Bob Holly and his stiff matches and claims that those shitters don't last long in wrestling

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>>895865
Didn't see that one coming

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>>895865
>a lowrider rolls in from gorilla and Benoit and Eddie get out

>>895854
Brock
Del Rio
Bigshow (more than likely )
Undertaker
OR Sheamus


Right before Bo Dallas throws him out of the ring.

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>>895747
Look at the fire in del Rio's eyes as nobody told him that wasn't Sin Cara

I can't believe he hasn't thrown him through that monitor and pissed on him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leCfFgVH6Es

>>895854
Owens will beat him up

Roman will throw him out

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>>895842
>LegitRamPaiger.jpg

Best ECW PPV? I was only a kid back then, and I only watched WWF. Everyone says ECW was amazing, so what PPV should I start at? The Network's library is huge, and I do not know where to start.

>>895873
>Owens will eat him

>>895876
quality banter

>>895866
Holly lasted like 14 years in the wwe!

>>895856
No that was Doc Gallows, he went to NJPW, became apart of Bullet Club and is now coming back to WWE

>>895876
>Fat Hardy

CAPTCHA: Pancakes

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>>895773
Paige looks and acts trashier every time I see her, she's like one of those meat toilets in my japanese mangas

>>895876

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>>895873
>Josh enters the rumble
>Trips's plan starts
>They send out someone to eliminate Josh
>But then suddenly ultimate keikaku starts
>Cm punk runs out the crowd
>Josh and Punk clean the ring
>Security guards don't do shit cause they think it's real
>Josh and Punk leave arena

My dick would explode

#SocialJobbers

>>895888
>2016
>CM Quit

Wrong general

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>>895876

>Fat people making fun of other fat people

>>895888
>>>/heem/ is this way >>>/sp/

>>895875
december to dismember

>>895888

>CM Punk

Have sex. 18+.

>>>/2coldstevepedothread/

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>>895865
Jesus fucking Christ.

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>>895789
remembering the time he fucked paige and wondering if he should warn him.

>they point out that Randy's and Curtis' parents and grandparents are legends in the WWE
>they point out that Stardust, Goldust and Dusty are related
>they point out that the Usos, Dwayne, Rikishi, Wild Samoans and Roman are related but fail to point out that Roman's brother was a superhero in training
>you will never see Bo and Bray on the same ring or in some backstage shit

>>895900
Is paige the locker room bike?

>>895848
he got the shit beating out of him by his then wife tarren tyrell for cheating on her having group sex with chavo with some fat chicks.

>>895903
The new Torrie/Sable

>>895900
Is that cuck still "engaged" to this cum dumpster?

>inb4 watch Total Divas

>>895902
>>you will never see Bo and Bray on the same ring or in some backstage shit
happened in NXT bruh

>>895906
that was just for the show, and no. they broke up recently

>>895903
yes. fucking mudshark gypsy whore

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>>895903
shes young, likes to get drunk and fuck, so who knows.

>>895902
Wyatts vs Social Outcasts happened last week anon.

>>895912
>likes the BBC

>>895909
therideneverends.jpg

Austin Aries has offcially signed with WWE. His first appearance on NXT will be March 2nd.

>>895909
Source?

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>tfw my meme name got #30 on the /asp/ tripfag Rumble bet
Hope it's Based Haitch and not a jobber/meme wrestler

>>895657
How was he buried?, the last time i saw him, he had the usa championship.

>>895912
I want to see a storyline where Iron Sheik comes back and makes her submit to Sharia law.

Watching some old rumbles today has made me realize Vince doesn't know what to do with any Japanese talent

>>895921
That was like 4 or 5 years ago dude

>>895923
Vince doesn't know what to do with anyone who's not ROID HUEG.

>>895902
They were in the ring together on Smackdown recently

>>895921
oh boy, lots of stuff happened to him since then

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Modern WWE would have no stars right now, other than Brock Lesnar, if it wasn't for Triple H. Triple H does not bury people. He is the most important wrestler of the modern era and made Chris Benoit, arguably John Cena, and Batista. The only person he ever truly buried was Booker T. But, if he would have lost to Booker T, he would have lost in the middle of the ring at Wrestlemania cleanly 4 times in a row, two being by tap out. When Triple H is put into the Hall of Fame and is remembered as one of the GOAT, it will be a good, good day.

>>895923
Vince doesn't know what to do with any non white (or samoan) talent.

>>895923

So what will happen when Hideo, Asuka, and Nakamura are all in his control?

>>895903
All of the divas are bikes

>>895923
>can't speak English
>flippy shit
>manlets

If Japs are truly smart they would stay in Japan

>>895933
Dancing karate kid gimmicks

>>895931
>He will be inducted 3 times into the Hall of Fame


Singles career
DX
And Evolution

>>895931

Tapings are over already Hunter?

>>895931
BECAUSE QUITE FRANKLY ROMAN

>>895937
Also, possibly the Kliq.
>>895938
K.

>>895902
But Bo and Bray have been on the same ring. Last week's Raw.

>>895937
Don't forget a celebrity induction for The Chaperone and a Warrior Award.

>>895937
Terra Ricing
Jean Paul Levesque
The Game
Kliq
DX
Evolution
COO

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>mfw we will never get a Royal Rumble intro like this again http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xxca21_1991-royal-rumble-intro_sport

Why fucking live.....

>Haaakuuuuu

>Watching 2004
>#8
>HOLLER IF YOU HEAR ME

Still mark 2bh

>>895944
>a Warrior Award.
What is this? Something charity related I'm guessing?

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>"Hogan" comes back on Sunday for one night only to gauge how accepting the Universe would be of him

>>895690

She looks like the chick from Liar Liar

>>895743
>Rock bottoming your self.

>>895757
Looks good and believable.

>>895786
> Full Sail doesn't cheer faces and boo heels

literally fucking wot

>>895743

Is it really any more stupid than any Side Russian Leg Sweep?

For that matter, why doesn't everyone say a DDT is "spearing yourself"?

>>895849
> thinks being a lanklet makes you a shooter
> thinks Reigns is a shooter

18+

>>895955
Jake the Snake is the person who ever DDTs correctly because he invented it

>>895949
>crowd starts chanting "WE HATE NIGGERS!"

>>895955
>DDT
>spearing yourself

So is Roman ddting himself when he Spears people?!

>Roman just eliminated 28 men in a row
>just stands in the ring, doing hair flips
>3
>2
>1
>BZZZZZZZT
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6SOYlunc88

How hard do you mark?

Wont Jim Ross go crazy commentating for the Japanese league when he sees all these japs no selling a million different finishing moves per match

>>895962
Bootista is too good for wrestling now thanks to smarks

>cm punk comes back at the royal rumble at entry 30
>crowd explodes
>he wins
>next night at raw says #1 contender will be decided in an open tournament ending at fast lane
>roman eliminated early because YOU SEE ROMAN
>winner is AJ styles
>the title will be cm punk vs aj styles
>day of wrestlemania
>vince last minute tells cm punk and aj they aren't the main event
>roman and triple h are

>>895935
Maybe the worst post I've ever seen

>>895965
>meme styles
>chipmunk
>royal rumble

>>895964
Not their fault he came back as a shell of his former self that Vince couldn't book properly

>>895963
Rainmaker is one of the most protected finishers in the world, only Tanahashi and Styles have kicked out of it in the past year or two

>>895969
Literally find the nearest rope and hang yourself.

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>>895965
>next night on raw roman follows up cm punk with "fine speech, punk"

>>895973
> he actually wanted to see Batista vs. Orton main event WrestleMania in 2014

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>>895969

Is there going to be a rivalry as based as this again?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLd6hJfAQGU

>>895976
No. I want based Haitch to bury Daniel Bryan and either him or Batista win the title, just not Orton.

>>895975
Those are some sick tats

>>895983
> he wanted midlife crisis Evolution to main event WrestleMania 30

So what are the actual chances of Styles showing up at the rumble/night after?

>>895986
Zero

He will show up after Mania

>>895986
>>895988
Considering there's like no talent on the main roster to fill out a Mania card that will draw I'd say a pretty good chance

>>895985
>he wanted a bearded manlet to main event WrestleMania 30

>>895986
It is already confirmed he will be at the Royal Rumble, Raw, and Smackdown. Whether he is appearing, though, is yet to be seen. He has also signed, so take that as you will.
>>895985
>he wanted a dirty, hairy, untalented midget who sucks at wrestling and can't draw a dime and who has had 50 concussions and who is probably going to kill Brie Bella, her children, and himself some day to main event Wrestlemania 30.

>>895975
>I thought you had a pipe bomb, punk, but all I see is a
>...
>....Firecracker.

>>895990
>no talent

They have talent but only a handful of stars

>>895993
>confirmed
[citation needed]

inb4 Observer

>>895994
>wink

>>895953
They cheer who they like, which is how it should be done

>>895991
Go to bed Batista

>>895998
>They should call you
>...
>CM Junk!

>implying HHH will let some indy darling ruin his return and pet project

>>895880

It might have been longer had the retard not sandbagged Brock's powerbomb lift and Droz'ed himself.

who should win the rumble?

I want Bray to win desu

>>895995
That's what I meant by "that will draw"

As much as I like Cody Rhodes people aren't gonna tune in for Stardust vs Titus O'Neill or whatever other programs they've got going on right now

AJ is an international star and now that the Network is in Japan it is the best time to debut him, Nakamura too but apparently he's got obligations for now.

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>>896002
>>895994
>Philadelphia crowd goes nuts for roman and starts the chants against punk

>>896005
Bray

>>896006
>is an international star

Not really, only smarks and TNA watchers know him

>>895933
>So what will happen when Hideo, Asuka, and Nakamura are all in his control?
yakuza gimmick, giesha gimmick, william hung gimmick

>>896005
Bray does really needs the push, though would be glad if Owens won.

>>895937
hbk might get there first.
>hbk
>the rockers
>DX

>>896011
Pretty sure Tajiri already pulled that one off with Sakoda and Jimmy Wang Yang and pussied out because he got intimidated by actual Yakuza

>>896010
>Japanese fans who watch NJPW are smarks
You probably think Indians who watched WWE for Great Khali are smarks too.

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>>895933

>>896014
Flair maybe with Evolution

>>896013
Owens should win the IC title back tho.

he'll probably be final four but I don't think having him win is the best choice.

>>896019
He'll be final 4 if his fat ass comes in at number 30. Fucker would be gassed anything lower than that.

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>>896014
>the rockers
>hof

>>895991
damn right, it still feels good man

>>896015
rumor was because the yakuza had their money in a few japan wrestling companies.

>>896019
Probably too early as well, i like Owens but i reckon he should keep working the midcrad and move up the card organically.

Bray though would benefit a lot from it now that they (The family) are getting booked quite strong now.

>>896005
Totally.

Make HHH eliminate Roman, Owens eliminate Lesnar.

Fastlane: Roman gets his rematch, HHH makes him lose. Lesnar vs Owens at Fastlane for #1 Contender. Put someone to interrupt (Lets say Bryan).

Wrestlemania: HHH vs Roman, Fatal 4 Way for WWE Tittle: Bray vs Lesnar vs Owens vs Bryan

>>896031
>two fatties and a monster athlete

>>896033
>and a chris benoit lite

Over/under the years of DBry doing Beniot on Bri? Starting with10 years!

>>896031
I'm liking the card so far, fill the rest out.

>>896033
Bryan isn't that fat senpai. Bray is a monster athlete though.

>>896034
I find it amusing how smarks want to kill the poor dude

He should be at NXT training stars instead of risking his neck and pulling a Benoit

>>896019
Owens won't be in the Rumble, he's having a Last Man Standing match. He should not be able to compete after that, unless they have it as the opener so he gets an hour or so to rest up.

>mfw all these delusional smarks thinking all of these vanilla midgets coming into wwe are going to eventually make the main roster

lmao, has hhh not dropped enough hints or are you just too dumb?

>>896037
Are diving headbutts banned yet?

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>>896031
>Owens in the Rumble after losing a Last Man Standing

Bravo Vince

Why did Kurt Angle not come back to WWE?

Did he just not get the right deal or something? I thought he wanted to finish his wrestling career in WWE.

>>896016
WWE's core fanbase aren't Japanese fans but rather casual and hardcore American wrestling fans

Casual fans don't know who he is and since they don't reference other wrestling promotions in Raw/Smackdown other than ECdubs and WCW he's a literally who

>>896047
He claimed that HHH didn't want him because he's old and injury prone

>>896047
Dixieland is fun senpai

>>896037
>He should be at NXT training stars instead of risking his neck and pulling a Benoit
have you seen bries shitty kicks and crossface? he shouldnt be atrainer maybe just help them when they dont know how to minor stuff in the ring especially for the manlets and give advice.

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>>896047

So when it comes to royal rumble, do they rehearse who goes out when and by who or is it all improvised?

>>896041
If AA will debut in March at NXT these smarks are delusional to think that AJ Styles will debut immediately.

I wish there would be a dynasty of the wyatt family. hopefully bray wins royal rumble and then they interrupt the tag champs match. and then becky joins them for divas champ

>>896047
>has to quit taking drugs
>had to sign a full time schedule
>had to some how pass wwes psychical

>>896056
It's script before hand. My uncle who does the camera at WWE told me.

>>896037
>smarks want to kill the poor dude

He's the one who still wants to wrestle.

>>896056
well the spots are obvious, and they probably know roughly how long they should stay in and possibly who should eliminate them, byt theres probably a fair bit of improvisation

>>896054
Not Daniel's fault that Brie is a shitty wrestler

If a guy like A-Train could train indy darlings then Daniel can as well

>>896058
>Becky Wyatt
Would make no sense at all m8.

>>896058
i think you mean paige.

>>896059
>has to take a different kind of drugs
ftfy. WWE don't do shit as long as it doesn't show up in the tests.

>>896055
AND I SERIOUSLY HOPE ROMAN

>>896037
>I find it amusing how smarks want to kill the poor dude
right? and they are his "fans"

>>896067
FOLLOW THE BUZZAHDS

>>896065
maybe they beat the shit out of ric flair and absorb his spirit

>>896058
as long as this would lead to a 2nd IC reign for HarpGOAT then yeah

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>>896005

Br/a/y will win

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>>896074
Welp

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>>896073
yes and then he will go after the WWE title and breakoff from them to win it.

Two questions.
Who will win the Rumble?
Who should win the Rumble?
The King of Kings
The Conqueror

>>896017
They are EVIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLL!

>>896056
>given a number on which they will enter
>briefed on when they should exit and stop resisting on getting kicked out
>also briefed on which guy they should gang up and which guy they should leave alone because he's the winner (note: they aren't briefed on which guy is going to win but only the final 3-4 dudes if Kofi, JBL and John are to believed)
>everything else in the ring is improvisation other than Kofi's monkey spots which he says that he practices on it for weeks

>>896047
He wanted to, HHH offered him a full time contract. Kurt wanted a part time deal like Brock. Basically HHH was telling Kurt to fuck off.

>>896077
Bray
Bray

>>896076
Harper vs Bray fued once they give up on Strowman and rebuild up Harper would be based.

They have the potential to be the new taker/kane in terms of fueding/teaming with each other for years to come

>>896082
b-based haitch, right guys?

>>895805
How good is he TNA Nerds?

>>896069
THAT YOU KNOW THAT YOU AREN'T JUST FACING WITH THE CEREBRAL ASSASSIN, THE KING OF KINGS, THE GAME, HUNTER HEARST HELMSLEY , TERRA RYZING, JEAN-PAUL LEVESQUE, THE COO OF WWE, THE DIRTIEST PLAYER IN STEPHANIE MCMAHON, THE BEST THERE IS THE BEST THERE WAS AND THE BEST THERE EVER WILL BE, THE ANIMAL, THE VIPER, THE LEGEND KILLER, THE ICON OR THE BEST IN THE WORLD TRIPLE H.

>>896090
I read that all outloud in his voice.

>>896077
>Roman
>Brock

>>896088
Kurt is getting what he deserves. He chose to walk ou tv on wwe, and sign with tna. Now he is stuck but he wants to come back.

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>>896090
>the dirtiest player in stephanie mcmahon

>>896090
THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS THIS ROMAN

>>895829
18+

New thread?

>>896098
go ahead

>>896096
IM DAT DAMN GOOD!

>>895991
>>895993
> almost 2 years since YES!tleMania
> Ruthless Aggression babbies are still THIS mad about it

>>896103
>>896103
>>896103

>>896010
> Nakamura
> TNA

wot

>>896109
Real thread here:
>>896103

>>895933
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhUkGIsKvn0

>>895924

To be fair, that is about the last time most of us saw him.

>>895805
How good is he, TNA Nerds?

>>895933
/wwe/ already predicted how Nakamura will turn out.

>He will now be called Kung Fu Sion
>He will think hes hot shit, but he will always end up defeated
>He will have a negative streak
>Other wrestlers will make fun of him