>mfw BMJ returns 3 months early from surgery to BTFO smarks and save wrestling
They need to play up the 300 lbs Murder Machine aspect of his character and let the Bulgarian Gibberish Speak just be a flavor to it.
Back in the day, guys like Rusev and Big E would be intelligently booked to look like people who could hold their own against the likes of Lesnar, though they'd never actually win a match or brawl against him. Now it's just "lol geek got suplex he ded."
Though to their credit, they basically did just this after his debut and through his US Championship reign. It seems the WWE can only approach doing something right when the endgame is Make Cena Look Strong.
Why does that women have a shoe in her vagina?
What does /wwe/ think of the Samoan Young Bucks?
>all these people out injured
>still no room for Zack in the Rumble because of all these groups and surprise entrants
>blissfag doesn't even know where a vagina is on a woman
>League of Nations (minus Alberto?)
>Tag team from the preshow qualifier
>The Big Dog
>Star and Gol Dust
That's already 27 or 28 but also
>Dean and Kevin?
>Alberto and Kalisto?
>Other oddball surprises like Bubba and Boogeyman last year
I think the broski is cucked again
honestly though they really need to work the "Dolph Ziggler has a cuck fetish" angle after him getting onscreen cucked by Lana AND AJ, and also probably Summer even though he says he didn't
What are your thoughts on the End of Days?
How does this make you /asp/ , does Josh have a big yeti?
Some retarded fan at an indie show wouldn't stop chanting for a wrestler in the ring even after everyone else stopped.
It got so bad that Super Dragon jumped the railing, got in the dude's face and maybe tried to punch him in the face.
>Our correspondent Tara noted that the crowd at tonight's WWE NXT TV tapings from the University of Central Florida was good but it felt more like a respectful WWE crowd than a fired up and passionate Full Sail University crowd. The majority of fans were cheering faces and booing heels and not as fired up as they are for other TV tapings or Takeover shows from Full Sail.
It's over. NXT is finished. Smarks btfo.
>mfw the crowd didn't start chanting it again all together as he walked back into the ring
>Be me , Josh
>Told the truth on twitter cause i'm based yeti
>Jobbies are butthurt
>They're gonna put me in the rumble to beat me up
>Little do they know that i will take matters in my own hands
>Mfw i eliminate Roman Reigns at the begin of the rumble and become the most over star ever
Barrett has actually had far more success than Rusev. He's like a 4 time ic champ and current king of the ring. Rusev hasn't really done shit since Cena buried his ass and killed his streak.
>mfw they bring Hardcore Holly back and Josh has no idea what's about to happen
>watch UFC insider access and behind the scenes shit
>They keep asking him at what point where wrestling is fake
>Bork is uneasy and mutters that wrestlers have it as tough as MMA shitters
>He also indirectly mentions Bob Holly and his stiff matches and claims that those shitters don't last long in wrestling
>a lowrider rolls in from gorilla and Benoit and Eddie get out
Look at the fire in del Rio's eyes as nobody told him that wasn't Sin Cara
I can't believe he hasn't thrown him through that monitor and pissed on him
Best ECW PPV? I was only a kid back then, and I only watched WWF. Everyone says ECW was amazing, so what PPV should I start at? The Network's library is huge, and I do not know where to start.
Paige looks and acts trashier every time I see her, she's like one of those meat toilets in my japanese mangas
>Josh enters the rumble
>Trips's plan starts
>They send out someone to eliminate Josh
>But then suddenly ultimate keikaku starts
>Cm punk runs out the crowd
>Josh and Punk clean the ring
>Security guards don't do shit cause they think it's real
>Josh and Punk leave arena
My dick would explode
remembering the time he fucked paige and wondering if he should warn him.
>they point out that Randy's and Curtis' parents and grandparents are legends in the WWE
>they point out that Stardust, Goldust and Dusty are related
>they point out that the Usos, Dwayne, Rikishi, Wild Samoans and Roman are related but fail to point out that Roman's brother was a superhero in training
>you will never see Bo and Bray on the same ring or in some backstage shit
shes young, likes to get drunk and fuck, so who knows.
>tfw my meme name got #30 on the /asp/ tripfag Rumble bet
Hope it's Based Haitch and not a jobber/meme wrestler
Modern WWE would have no stars right now, other than Brock Lesnar, if it wasn't for Triple H. Triple H does not bury people. He is the most important wrestler of the modern era and made Chris Benoit, arguably John Cena, and Batista. The only person he ever truly buried was Booker T. But, if he would have lost to Booker T, he would have lost in the middle of the ring at Wrestlemania cleanly 4 times in a row, two being by tap out. When Triple H is put into the Hall of Fame and is remembered as one of the GOAT, it will be a good, good day.
>mfw we will never get a Royal Rumble intro like this again http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xxca21_1991-royal-rumble-intro_sport
Why fucking live.....
>"Hogan" comes back on Sunday for one night only to gauge how accepting the Universe would be of him
>cm punk comes back at the royal rumble at entry 30
>next night at raw says #1 contender will be decided in an open tournament ending at fast lane
>roman eliminated early because YOU SEE ROMAN
>winner is AJ styles
>the title will be cm punk vs aj styles
>day of wrestlemania
>vince last minute tells cm punk and aj they aren't the main event
>roman and triple h are
>next night on raw roman follows up cm punk with "fine speech, punk"
It is already confirmed he will be at the Royal Rumble, Raw, and Smackdown. Whether he is appearing, though, is yet to be seen. He has also signed, so take that as you will.
>he wanted a dirty, hairy, untalented midget who sucks at wrestling and can't draw a dime and who has had 50 concussions and who is probably going to kill Brie Bella, her children, and himself some day to main event Wrestlemania 30.
That's what I meant by "that will draw"
As much as I like Cody Rhodes people aren't gonna tune in for Stardust vs Titus O'Neill or whatever other programs they've got going on right now
AJ is an international star and now that the Network is in Japan it is the best time to debut him, Nakamura too but apparently he's got obligations for now.
Probably too early as well, i like Owens but i reckon he should keep working the midcrad and move up the card organically.
Bray though would benefit a lot from it now that they (The family) are getting booked quite strong now.
Make HHH eliminate Roman, Owens eliminate Lesnar.
Fastlane: Roman gets his rematch, HHH makes him lose. Lesnar vs Owens at Fastlane for #1 Contender. Put someone to interrupt (Lets say Bryan).
Wrestlemania: HHH vs Roman, Fatal 4 Way for WWE Tittle: Bray vs Lesnar vs Owens vs Bryan
Owens won't be in the Rumble, he's having a Last Man Standing match. He should not be able to compete after that, unless they have it as the opener so he gets an hour or so to rest up.
>mfw all these delusional smarks thinking all of these vanilla midgets coming into wwe are going to eventually make the main roster
lmao, has hhh not dropped enough hints or are you just too dumb?
>Owens in the Rumble after losing a Last Man Standing
WWE's core fanbase aren't Japanese fans but rather casual and hardcore American wrestling fans
Casual fans don't know who he is and since they don't reference other wrestling promotions in Raw/Smackdown other than ECdubs and WCW he's a literally who
He claimed that HHH didn't want him because he's old and injury prone
>He should be at NXT training stars instead of risking his neck and pulling a Benoit
have you seen bries shitty kicks and crossface? he shouldnt be atrainer maybe just help them when they dont know how to minor stuff in the ring especially for the manlets and give advice.
yes and then he will go after the WWE title and breakoff from them to win it.
>given a number on which they will enter
>briefed on when they should exit and stop resisting on getting kicked out
>also briefed on which guy they should gang up and which guy they should leave alone because he's the winner (note: they aren't briefed on which guy is going to win but only the final 3-4 dudes if Kofi, JBL and John are to believed)
>everything else in the ring is improvisation other than Kofi's monkey spots which he says that he practices on it for weeks
Harper vs Bray fued once they give up on Strowman and rebuild up Harper would be based.
They have the potential to be the new taker/kane in terms of fueding/teaming with each other for years to come
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