>ywn be paul michael levesque, the cerebral assassin, the king of kings, the proverbial ring general, the connecticut blue blood, the guy who carried shawn in dx, the creator of degeneration x, the founder of evolution, the founder of evolution again in 2014, the man who singlehandedly won the monday night wars by driving a tank, a member of the international sports hall of fame, 2008 wrestler of the year, 1997 king of the ring, 2002 royal rumble winner, 5 time intercontinental champion, 3 time tag team champion, 2 time european champion, 13 time wwe world champion, star of the hollywood box office smash hit "The Chaperone", the co-founder of Connor's Cure, the executive vice president of talent, live Events and Creative, the creator and booker of NXT, Vince Mcmahon's favorite son, the father of 3 happy well nourished children who love their father more than their mother, the man who slayed the boss's daughters hellacious pussy, the greatest wrestler of all time THE GAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEE TRIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL AAAAYYYYYAAAATTTCCCHHHH
(it's all about the game and how you play it, its all about control and if you can take it. etc.)
xth for Fat is Jericho
>tfw those rips in her pants and you can see her ass when she's being submitted
>virgins think this is attractive
>THE ADOPTED DAD OF THE A+ PLAYER EDITION
I actually have a picture of that saved.
Dear sweet Jesus everything about this movie was shit. For starters, the over-acting required of pro wrestlers for the purposes of pro wrestling (have to sell the angle, emotions, and fighting with limited or no editing, limited camera angles, limited audio equipment, etc, due to the live, one-take nature of it) translates HORRIBLY to film and makes it seem like it's being acted by 14 year olds on their iPhones.
The writing was also insultingly stupid. Why would Santa bother with a personal trainer if he wasn't going to do any diet or exercise? If it's charity, why not just give her the money for the personal trainer's salary and tell her to bugger off? Why is Santa's personal trainer now in charge of Backup Santa Recruitment? Why, besides the plot demanding it, would Santa tell the new Head of Recruitment to go evaluate the biggest asshole on the planet for the position of Backup Santa?
What sort of God would allow a storyline where Santa's personal trainer is tasked with recruiting a walking bag of Asshole Slick Wall Street Type cliches for Backup Santa while some nepotistic gothic 5'10'' elf tries to sabotage him to exist?
I think I just became an athiest. Thanks Vince.
Don't you talk shit about best girl
>watching rumbles to get hyped
>oh yeah this was the kid that stiffed angle, this is like punishment or something
>cuts a promo about winning as a TE rookie
>slammed around by benoit and eddie
>sounds like he's really in pain
>wonder who's next to fuck this kid up
>Hardcore Holly comes out
my fucking sides
>daniel bryan comes out
>he gets super man punched out of the ring after 5 minutes
>crowd is booing
>#30 is about to hit
>3... 2.... 1....
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XsorUGTaq0 hits
I miss when we had /aspprowrestling/ generals becuase we never ended up with 3 of the exact same thread at the same time.
>I'll put you over Roman, give you unquestioned veto power over your booking, and pay you out the ass
>All you have to do is drop the title to Samoa Joe when once he gets called up and built up on the main roster
Both things Vince would never say, but that might be enough.
My wrestlemania 32 card
>josh and paige live sex celebration
>miz and maryse live sex celebration
>cm punk and aj lee live sex celebration
>chris jericho and stephanie mcmahon live sex celebration
>brock lesnar and sable live sex celebration
>triple h and stephanie mcmahon live sex celebration
>daniel bryan and brie bella live sex celebration
>john cena and nikki bella live sex celebration
>john cena, daniel bryan and nikki bella, brie bella live sex celebration
You are a dirtsheet writer.
What kind of headlines do you write to catch the most viewers?
>no sasha and this guy
She's probably the least photogenic person on the roster the only pictures where she looks attractive or has a natural pose are screenshots where she looked like a normal person for 1/24th of a second
>roman standing tall
>he just threw brock over the ropes after surviving 4 F-5s and 20 germans
>looks real fucking strong
>demands a mic
>who geals you got Vince, h-huh
>*winks at camera*
>eliminates roman immediately
don't put it past him
i come from iran, 1968.
mister vergne gagne call me, tell me, sheik, i give you hundred thousand dollar to break the hulk hogan leg.
i said, coach, i cannot do that. i love the god, jesus and mister mcmahon.
NOBODY SOLD OUT PONTIAC SILVERDOME, PONTIAC, MICHIGAN, EXCEPT IRON SHEIK!
>watching the 92 rumble
>googling half the guys to see if they are still alive
>Texas Tornado comes out
I thought McMahon hated the Von Erichs
I enjoyed it personally, but the way people talk you'd think she was the second coming of Christ. She's not even the best female wrestler in WWE, let alone all of NA like some think she is.
it wasn't even so much the botches. it just never got going.
i think the last women's match i enjoyed was trish vs mickie. and before that trish vs victoria (i think it was trish, in 2002, hardcore match).
>two left in the ring
>Triple H & Brock giving everything they got
>#30 is about to hit
>3... 2.... 1....
How hard do you dance anon?
>Balor, Sami Zayn, Samoa Joe, AJ Styles, Austin Aries, Kevin Owens, Shinsuke Nakamura, Hideo Itami, Daniel Bryan, Apollo Crews, Seth Rollins,
Dean Ambrose are all employed in your product
>It still manages to be shit
That is quite the dubious achievement
During a preschool session the teacher asked her students "what sound does a pig make?" cracka ass Jimbob answered "oink oink" little Tyrone going for his scholarship in electrical engineering answered "LET ME SEE YOUR HANDS"
i like you. if men hit each other at full whack, the women should to. or at least try and make it look like you do. this is mainly why i skip women's matches.
bring back finlay to train them.
>That Snuka/Piper moment
>Snuka's going to jail and Piper's dead now
What do you think is the reason for all of the recent signings of major indy names?
Are one or more of them going to be involved in a major WrestleMania program? - Especially since so many top stars are currently injured
Are they looking for the next top guy?
Maybe it is because they see money in cornering the indy market, making NXT the biggest indy fed of all, regardless of if any of them ever go to the main roster.
Indy guys make good workers
Did you see Rich Swann on NXT?
>mfw Baron Corbin vs Rich Swann was better than anything Sami Zayn has done since he got back
It is. They're not threats whatsoever but this is how the big dogs remain on-top.
Innovation and creativity are a whole lot harder than nipping any potential competition in the bud before they can grow to be anything remotely intimidating.
>>mfw Baron Corbin vs Rich Swann was better than anything Sami Zayn has done since he got back
That's not really that impressive since Swann kinda went a little balls-out with his spots for his debut appearance and Zayn has only had two fairly standardized matches since coming back.
How is NJPW a threat? They run in Japan, WWE runs 90% of their shows in the US. None of the kids that watch WWE will ever find out that NJPW exists, and the adults are gonna keep watching WWE no matter what
I wouldn't call it "going after the Indies". Can people like Somoa Joe, AJ, or Austin really be "indies"? Indies = Indepdenant. Those three wrestled in the second largest American promotion, TNA, and also NJPW, a promotion which is very familiar to WWE
WWE really isn't as dumb as you smarks belief. The scouting department looks all over the world for the most popular talent to hire. Where else would WWE look but smaller nationwide promotions like ROH? There's no territories anymore, and they don't have enough time to look at every backyard wrestler
it's borderline parody of what a russian name is
looks cool as fuck in cyrillic
one day you are going to die, and you're going to get to see your whole life play like a movie and you'll come to this point, where you're shitposting all over the net. realise, just how sad that moment is going to be.
The beauty of his stupid idea is that they don't have to work very long, and then they can take two months before Mania to get in shape.
But Rock's got sell out stuff to attend to, and Austin's not beating himself up just to fix the mess years of Creative and booking failure have wrought.
>All these rumble possibilities
>tfw getting hype for another shit predictable rumble
Can't wait for the massive butthurt and boos when Roman looks like the strongest man in the rumble for the third year in a row
>Roman will never get eliminated at the start
>The final two in the match will never have a twenty minute five star wrestling match with tons of false finishes and fighting spirit spots
>>Roman will never get eliminated at the start
>>The final two in the match will never have a twenty minute five star wrestling match with tons of false finishes and fighting spirit spots
Holy shit I can smell the cheeto beard from her
RR memes that seem to happen every year:
>guy gets eliminated immediately
this year: Miz
>guy gets ganged up upon by everyone in the ring
this year: Brock
>guy gets eliminated and then jumps back in the ring and eliminates the guy who did it to him
>honorary kofi kingston spot
this year: owens will get eliminated by Ambrose and then throw Ambrose out
I'm sure I'm forgetting some
post your predictions
Does Swagger support the future leader of our great nation and WWE Hall of Famer Donald "Can't Stump the" Trump?
ugh yeah that happens every year
>CURTIS AXEL JUST ELIMINATED HIS FELLOW STABLE MEMBER BO DALLAS
>IT'S EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF MAGGLE WHEN THE WWE CHAMPIONSHIP IS ON THE LINE
>BYRON DID YOU SEE THIS COMING?
He looks like if Sandow was drained of all charisma and wrestling ability... it's quite a startling likeness though. Maybe they could do something with that. Sandow's hipster brother he's ashamed of or something.
I'm going to be so pissed if punk doesn't draw X's on his MMA fists
>WWE will find a way to make THIS look better in comparison this sunday
>mfw the RR starts halfway into the NFC Championship
Fuck I hope the game doesn't go into overtime and is well over by the time that actual rumble starts