/wwe/ General #1762 - For Old Time's Sake Edition

>>894142
Mauro Ranallo
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mauro_Ranallo

>>894140

Fuck off?!

BRIE MODE

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>>894150
BUCK BUCK BUCK BUCK BUCK BUCK BUCK

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>>894142
Jerry Lawler

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WEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL

>>894152
She sold that slap pretty well

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>>894153
is le rko man gonna show up at royal rumble

>>894153
The weird part is 2006 was one of his best years.

>>894140
> being this run out

>>894156
No, his shoulder is too fucked up. DBry will though

>>894160
>still not realizing Orton got suspended for walking out when he heard he was the pre-show

>>894152
Actually I was asking about the other guy

>>894163
Nah not really, the guy has a bad shoulder history.

>>894163
I heard some story about him shitting in somebody's shoe, is there any truth to that?

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>>894160
gay

>>894168
The rumor was he shit in the bag of the girl who won the Divas Search (2004 one that wasn't televised).

>>894165
Mauro Ranallo

>>894173
Cena literally being a mark

>>894156
He just had shoulder surgery like 2 months ago. Randy won't be back in the ring for at least 3 more months.

>>894171
2003 rather

>>894167
Oh it's no secret he's had shoulder issues, but the thing is, WWE has yet to show any photos of this "surgery" he got.
Every single top star that gets a surgery is featured on WWE programming.

>>894168
I heard suitcase but as far as I know that's been unconfirmed. He did shoot fireworks at a moving car though.

>>894160
>guy with multiple concussion injuries since 2001
>returning

Pick one

>>894173
this was a nice main event

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>There is nothing wrong with Saxton's commentary
Prove me wrong.

>>894178
> guy with multiple concussion injuries since 2001
> Orton

Pick both

>>894180
He never knows what to say and just piggybacks off someone elses comment.

>>894180
commentary isnt supposed to put you to sleep

>>894180
>I've spent some time with this NXT call-up!

>>894173
i remember when these 3 guys were all best friends and now theyre all injured ;_;

>>894180
Why did he stop wrestling? I don't recall him being bad or anything. He was decent on the mic, I assume that is how he got the new gig.

>>894174

Cena really is a mark at heart. He's just really micromanaged in a lot of things

>>894173

>Tfw wrestling is great and fun when no vanilla midgets are involved.

>>894187
When in doubt, always assume injury.

Corey Graves stopped because he'd have Benoited out if he got more concussions.

>>894187
Honestly, it was never revealed why he stopped.
Maybe he had a Corey Graves type deal and they decided to keep him.

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>>894190
this

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>Rumours stated Nakamura will keep his theme coming to WWE

Marking 2bh

>>894196
Cool. But they don't do it for wcw. Which they own their video collection. Cool. Fags

>>894180
byron is based.

>>894197
Gotta keep WCW buried

>>894197
With WCW, it was a different issue with the composer.
They just made some agreement that they can use the themes recently.

I want a Crews to vs. Bobby Lashley in a battle of the big black bald men.

>>894190
Orton is vanilla as fuck

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>>894206

>Not Crews vs. Titus O'Neil in a winner blacks summer rae match.

>>894208
Nah, Bobby Lashley preferably, him and Crews have the exact same body type. Titus is a tall nigga

>>894206
That would be a solid match. WWE needs to realize that Crews needs a manager like how Lashley had MVP in 2014.

my rroyal rumble final 4:

silverback bro ryback
gold berg
brock lesnar
silverback bro mark henry

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>>894213

Ryback
Snitsky
Psycho Sid
Goldberg

>>894190
>the last four people in the Rumble will be Brock, Roman, Hunter and Braun

>>894153

He's a Big Show.

>>894218
>Snitsky
Thanks, now I need to go watch Asian commercials.

>>894211
he can have enzo when big cass goes solo.

>Building up the Wyatts just to bury them at WM

Don't get it senpai

>>894225
brayyy lmao has a shelf and a use, putting people over.

When did NXT Takeover Dallas tickets go for sale? I only just looked and lo and behold they're sold out.

>>894225

>Tfw Brock has to wrestle all the Wyatts in a gauntlet match

>>894228
Ends in Strowman getting f5'd

>>894153

He's a big slow. He's a big bad slow now.

#SocialJobbers

>>894228
>>894229
>implying Bork will wrestle for that long
Motherfucker is part-timer and costs too much for them to employ.

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>>894232

I like it

>>894233
He's in the rumble and will be top-mid card at WM

Hush smarky smark

>>894232
STOP DISRESPECTING MUH BUSINESS WAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

t. Cody Rhodes

>>894236
What does this
>t.
mean

>>894236

NOT BLOCKED, BANNED FROM THE LOCKER ROOM. HAVE FUN DRESSING IN THE HALL!

>>894236
Why does he get mad when he's a jobber?

Is this some kind of backstage/insider joke? Are jobbers glorified and respected behind the scenes?

>>894239
It's extremely insulting to call someone a jobber in wrestling if you're another wrestler. It's like calling someone a bonafide loser.

>>894239
My guess is that kayfabe is important to him because he's a legacy babby.

>>894239

>insulting your co-workers

>>894239
>LMAO CHECK OUT TONY HE ONLY WORKS IN THE MAIL ROOM

>>894239
The word jobber holds x10 more weight in actual wrestling environments than the internet community who says it every other sentence.

It's very insulting

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>loses the belt at Rumble
>wins it right back at Mania

transistional champion baleedat

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>>894232
>>894234
>#socialoutcasts get formed
>declare they're not gonna take it anymore
>next week job out to Beeg
>Yeti goofs on them
>vets get all pissy

What the fuck did they expect, they get cut off at the knees almost immediately.

>>894245
To be honest they shouldn't have booked him to participate in the Rumble and instead give someone like the other fatty a shot or Sheamus.

>>894239
All of the Social Outcasts are well-liked and respected guys behind the scenes, with even a youngster like Bo having nearly a decade of experience.

Tough Enough Youngboy is literally fucking nobody, who got a free pass to a cushy gig because he's the whiter, biggerer version of Roman Reigns and that gives Vince all of the boners.

>>894248
Well I mean, Bo's father is IRS

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>>894244
also just a respect thing, theyve worked to get there and he won a reality show. apparently he had heat already to this was more a tipping point

>>894245
I don't think that means what you think that means.

Name one other guy in the company who is gonna shift as much merchandise as Roman outside of Cena, who is injured and also played out like fucking mad as the world heavyweight champ.

>>894251
Anybody who gets pushed as exclusively as they do?

Zack fucking Ryder managed to become a top merch seller and quality for the sales bonus without even being on TV.

>>894250
>paiges ass is all the way up in his dick

BASED
mORE

>>894250

>Dat Paige

BIG ACTION JOSH

>>894250
>moved to Orlando with his family
>goes out drinking and partying with divas

>>894253
dont have

there was stuff on their snapchats but i think both of them set theirs to private because people complained

>>894248
I heard people love Heath Slater in the back

>>894256
What kind of stuff?

>>894248
Doesn't mean he wasn't right though.

>>894257
All the older guys like him from when he was losing to legends every week

>>894255
they arent together anymore. before anyone brings up breaking ground that show was taped months ago

>>894258
dancing, karaoke, staying at her place. people freaked out on both of them cuz he's "married"

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No guys forreal, JeriDad is fat as fuck

>>894259
How "right" he may or may not be is irrelevant, it was a completely fucking stupid thing for him to say and he deserves all the heat for it.

>>894261
Oh wow really? WWE literally ruining his life

>>894262
Guess that DDP Yoga isn't working.

>>894251
>they want to save their ratings
>Sheamus isn't helping
>Sheamus drops the title
>Roman marginally rebounds the ratings, gets a good pop as well
>this is not planned since ideally Roman should get the belt at Wrestlemania
>there are no credible heels to go against him other than HHH since Seth is injured and he already feuded for months with Bray and was going nowhere
>instead of pushing him to the top in a blitz they bring him down a notch by letting a veteran like HHH carry the belt

>>894265
ROCKSTARS DON'T DO YOGA DADDYIO

>>894267
He said he was using it.

>>894251
>walk into Hot Topic
>All Shield members and Cena shirts everywhere

>>894266
How much harder can Reigns be pushed at this point? At this stage he's like an exaggerated parody of babby's 1st EWR diary.

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>>894264
yes. he is dating paige now

>>894269
>walk into Hot Topic

>>894262
He should embrace middle-aged has-been as his new gimmick. It could go places.

>>894273
>When he reminded Steph of her former slut days on RAW

Was pretty based desu

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>>894267
> Daddyio

?

>>894271
>How much harder can Reigns be pushed at this point?
They could definitely push him smarter.

>>894250
is that seths side piece on the far left?

>>894262
how long will this midlife crisis last bros

>>894273
>middle-aged out of touch Jericho

Top heel material written all over it.
He should bring his phone in the ring and say he's posting videos on Snapchat.

>>894273
That might actually work.

>>894273
Pretty sure he was only brought in because everyone was injured and once all those stars come back he'll fuck off again.

>>894269
>walk into Hot Topic
>every girl there is Paige but hotter

>>894278
until he quits wrestling all together and becomes a rocker full time.

>>894273
>>894279
That would require Jericho to admit to having a midlife crisis

>>894275
Why does she have the "Jersey" gimmick? Aren't there enough people in NXT with that?

>>894277
nah thats veronica rose, a pornstar

>>894285
Ain't nobody do it better than Enzo desu

>>894284
Getting all those tattoos already did.

>>894269
What, no Orton shirts? He's basically Hot Topic Cena

>>894285
once big cass and enzo go to the main roster no.

>>894289
No one buys WWE's Orton shirts as it is.

>>894290
They are going to be over as fuck on RAW

>>894282
and all shapes and sizes too.

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>>894285
It's not a gimmick, she's legit Jerz as fuck

>>894287
She actually got her tryout from Enzo's recommendation, also they were dating last I heard

>>894292
hopefully they wait for raw after mania to get that huge pop.

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Can we talk about how great Chad Gable is?

>>894281
Probably. But even if he's passing the torch (and he's certainly willing to put the younger guys over), he can do it with a decent gimmick.

>>894284
Not really. Jericho can play the character without admitting he's not personally cool any more. In fact, it'd probably work better if the guy is that delusional.

>>894295
>Summerslam rolls around
>In brooklyn for the next 2 years
>EY BROOKLYN, OW YOU DOOIN

>>894295
I could honestly see them holding out until RAWafterSummerSlam

>>894294
>Nooph

G R O S S

>>894180
>There is nothing wrong with something nonexistent

>>894297
Jericho's subtle way of turning heel in 2012 was actually pretty impressive.

>Jericho's last match he walked away heelishly from Roman and Dean

>Now he's back supporting Roman

BRAVO CREATIVE

>>894305
Implying anyone remembers that.

>>894305
>supporting Roman
Except he didn't

>>894305
to be fair, there was probably a new creative team booking that segment since Vince loves to fire people

>>894303
I forgot all about that shit. It was fucking genius.

>>894282
>every girl there is Paige but fatter

fix'd

>>894303
Was 2012 when he called CM Punk's family a bunch of drug addicts

>>894305
Hardly creative's biggest fuck-up when it comes to booking Roman's storyline.

>>894312
nah paige is pretty chubby now.

>>894313
Yeah, same year he invented Canada.

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>>894300
only if your gay

>>894313
2012 was when he came back as a super happy face and spent like three weeks burning the crowd out by playing to them and then leaving real quick.

>>894319
2012 was also probably the last year Jericho wasn't an embarrassing CoolDad

...maybe 2013

>>894320
2013 he was okay. The Fandango feud wasn't as bad as people remember.

>>894321
>Adam Rose is more over than Fandango

RIP

>>894321
The match was terrible and in the end the rub did nothing for fandango and only left a blemish on jerichos career.

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Is she still around?

>>894323
I thought the Wrestlemania match was decent.
The reason Fandango never really took off was because of his suspension right before Payback.
If that never happened, he would have won the IC title.

>>894324
"injured"

>>894321
All I remember is the FAN-DODGE DURANGO promo and the finish to their Extreme Rules match
>flying nothing into Codebreaker
It was cool.

>>894325
What was he suspended for?

>>894325
> suspension

He got concussed

>>894327
Somebody post it.

>>894325
Yeah i remember that happening.
It's a shame how often stuff like that happens in this business.
Fandango pretty much never got pushed again after that injury.

>>894331
He was never over to begin with besides the forcing of his theme song

>>894329
I doubt that was the real story. WWE likes to work the dirtsheets and them saying one of their "new" stars just got suspended would look bad.

>>894319
Kek he was super over too. Hilarious

>>894324
kanas boney ass injured her.

>>894333
TinfoilHat.png

>>894337
Remember that same year they said Orton got an injury and it turned out it was a wellness policy violation?

>>894326

another one!? Jesus WWE is cursed af.

Either this the darkest before dawn moment, or they're going to die out hard.

>>894338
>they won't accept Kurt and Juff back because LOLWEEDLMAO
>meanwhile Orton has violated more than the company policy

>>894340
>>they won't accept Kurt and Juff back because LOLWEEDLMAO
no its a cocktail of pills and booze add that with injuries thats why.

>>894338
There's a significant difference between WWE once again re-writing the rules for Orton and bothering to protect Vince's midcard flavour of the month.

>>894342
>mfw they literally gave a new option to take classes/therapy to erase a preexisting strike on your record.
orton may have zero strikes now.

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Let's not shit ourselves. We all know there's only one man who can save WrestleMania.

>>894360
We're not worthy.

>>894360
>not reanimated Lemmy

>>894360
>Liking Fred Durst
The "MY Way" promo is over rated

>>894362
>you now realize hhh will have the rest of motorhead with a hologram lemmy
he will put him over

>>894360
Undertaker should have been reverted to his actual biker personality after getting beat by Brock

He doesn't even have to talk or show up backstage drinking beer and playing cards

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>40 years old

>>894375
Trish looks better

>>894364
I've never seen any post this wrong

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>>894375
>Torrie will never be your wife

>>894379
It's not a bad promo but My Way is a shit song that doesn't help

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>>894294
>got her tryout from Enzo's recommendation, also they were dating last I heard

Daddio is fine as fuck and I ain't even mad. Go Zo.

>>894387
It hasn't aged well but it was cool at the time.
>I was almost at my utmost sensible and never experienced a phase of questionable tastes
>I had no friends growing up
Is this you?

Sunny porn released when?

>>894401

Have sex

>>894418
Rather wank

>>894418
THIS is the biggest insult in a WRESTLING thread/board.

Cesaro was voted the Most Underrated Wrestler three years in a row. When is WWE gonna take a hint?!?!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Wrestling_Observer_Newsletter_awards

Lads, ive been out of the loop for a few weeks.
Can someone tell my whey the fuck the WWE CHAMPION is in the Royal Rumble ?

When the fuck has this ever happened.
Is this now actually Roman Reigns vs 29 other people ?

TIL every member of the social outcast have won the FCW Heavyweight Championship. HEALTH SLATER WON IT HAS Heath Miller Bo dallas won it as Bo Rotundo Adam Rose won it as Leo kruger Curtis Axel won it as Joe henning other fact both Slater and Axel won the fcw tag titles twice has a tag team

I hope the Social Outcasts get their revenge and eliminate the Big Show in the Royal Rumble. That would be a nice way to put them over without them losing their jobber souls. I guess putting the Big Show over the top rope should be harder than putting them over in social media, right?

Bryan Alveraz: "As of today and things could change, Tough Enough Josh will be in the Royal Rumble"

Source: 01/22/2016 Bryan and Vinny Show

I haven't been this hyped for a PPV in a long time.

I mean.. We've got Becky v. Charlotte first of all, I do not need to say anything about the build up to this.

What will the undertaker do with wrestlemania so close? Will he show up?

What about AJ? Bullet Club??!

Is Daniel Bryan going to make a surprise appearance? He was cleared by an outside doc, but no word yet if the WWE doc has said anything on twitter or the like for over 2 days now.

This is the most hyped I have been in the last 3 years...
/rant

EDIT: I totally forgot to add all the faction we have now.. New Day, Wyatts, TSO, LoN... Should make for interesting stories in the rumble.

The Royal Rumble match is only Bray Wyatt's 2nd televised championship match of any kind in WWE. Bray Wyatt made his main roster debut on July 8, 2013. Since that time he's been the leader of a top stable in WWE, main evented TLC 2014 and has had a semi-main event Wrestlemania match with the Undertaker. This weekend's Royal Rumble match is only Bray Wyatt's 2nd match in WWE for a championship belt of any kind. The only other title match he's participated in was the vacant WWE WHC ladder match at MITB 2014. Husky Harris actually had a tag team title match on Raw in 2011, but that was before he saw the light. I think it's pretty impressive that he's managed to stay relevant for over 2.5 years and never even challenge for a championship. I hope 2016 is a renewed focus on Bray Wyatt looking to make an impact in WWE with something other than his words.

Finn Balor and Cesaro are the most overrated wrestlers by the IWC.

This is just to start a discussion.

Let's start with Finn Balor first.

His ring work is good. Not great. Lags far behind people like Seth Rollins. He is like Dean Ambrose in the ring (when Dean is at his best).

He sucks on the mic. He is bland.

He has no personality, no charisma.

His current gimmick sucks. I am not even sure what his gimmick is. If his gimmick is that he turns into a demon in big matches, then it sucks. Because the demon is just facepaint, nothing different in the ring, nor on the mic.

I have seen people say that he will get quickly over due to his facepaint. REALLY? First of all, facepaint alone doesn't get anyone over. Second of all, if someone needs facepaint to get over, then well...

His size is pretty small. He looks crazy small next to Cena. Even Neville looks bigger than him. Not that I have a problem with size, but he looks like Cena can break his spine with his hands.

Now, lets come to Cesaro:

He is charismaless.

He can't work the mic. I'd rather listen to tater tots than him.

I just cannot see him as a WWE champion, the face of the company. He could've been a good World Heavyweight Champion on smackdown, but he certainly doesn't look like a main event talent.

People say that he "got over with the Cesaro section" and stuff. No he didn't. The Cesaro Section dissapeared as he was stopped being pushed. He actually got over when he won the ARMBAR. But that was midcard over. And it was due to his unbelievable strength and the swing.

Take a look at all of the loints and think about it and then start commenting.

Don't talk straight outta your asses.

So JR had some words for people who think D-BRY being held back is a conspiracy, or even worst the people who want him to sign a waiver.

Basically in today's Observer they talked to Jim Ross (Highly recommend listening to this episode.) About the NJPW deal and such, it then got to the topic of Daniel Bryan and JR defended WWE in that they can't take any chances when it comes to D-bry, that if worst comes to worst at least he can still have his health be a trainer, maybe a commentator, but the choices will be open to him. He had some scathing words to say to the people who said he should just sign a waiver so he or his family can't sue if he's injured (Something i've heard spouted on this sub before.) Basically he told anyone who said that to get out of their parent's basement and it was stupid, nay morally irresponsible to just have someone sign a waiver when their was even a chance of them getting permanent brain damage or death, something which can be avoided.

> Earlier this week, Sytch appeared on TMZ Sports and said she was offered $100,000 (and a contract for a 90 minute video) by Vivid’s Steve Hirsch, but she turned it down because it wasn’t a good enough offer. Now, she has reportedly agreed to a deal that was a “much, much higher offer”
Wow, good for her for haggling more money out of the deal. Seriously impressive.

HHH is winning the rumble for 2 reasons

1. He gets Reigns at Mania for the title
2. He wins 2 rumbles and joins an elite club

Bonus point - 1 last title run

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Post yfw Roman Royal Rumble Reigns wins it 2yrs in a row and ends this year having eliminted more than 15 people

Can Kane be rebooted? I dont mean the wrestler himself but the Character.

Just find some 7 foot giant put him a mask and dont let him near a microphone then make him wreck shit.

WWE really lacks a monster and i like the character so it would be nice to still have Kane for the foreseeable future.

What do you think?

>The crowd will be chill!
>No one is going to shit on the Rumble this year!
>This Rumble will be no where near as bad as 2014 and 2015!

ahahaha

If Reigns or Triple H wins over Lesnar or Styles, or if Styles doesn't even show up, the crowd are going to be fucking nuclear. Reigns got booed loudly just for spearing Lesnar, so what's going to happen when Reigns and Lesnar are going at it in the ring this Sunday? And what's going to happen when either Reigns or Haitch eliminates Brock?

Strap in guys, I expect a disaster for three years in a row. Also, Rumble always draws the most smarkiest of crowds from all over the world, so Reigns could get nuclear shit by default, no matter what happens.

What the fuck are you doing nigga?

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BASED JOSH IN THE RUMBLE?

>mfw he singlehandedly eliminates the social jobbers and Kevin James

>>894437
> battered wife JR defends a company that went out of its way to shit on him

>>894251
>Name one other guy in the company who is gonna shift as much merchandise as Roman outside of Cena,

Literally anyone given his push and focus.
He sells the merch he does because he was forced upon people so hard over a course of time that people essentially relented.

>>894436
YouTube comments section is over that way

>>894450
Those aren't even Youtube commenter-tier opinions tho
He's right about Baloring tbqh

>>894447
> implying Yeti wouldn't get killed by any of them in a shoot

>>894452
He's like fucking 6 7 and huge and ripped and has great footwork and coordination. He would destroy them

>>894455
> mastodon = fighter

Slater is a Golden Gloves champion. Bo + Axel are accomplished amateur grapplers.

hope josh shoots on everyone and wins and then has a live sex celebration with paige desu

#SocialJobbers

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>>894250

>that asian

>>894250
RATINGS OF THE BITCHES IN THE PICTURE

The bitesized asian > 5 > Alicia > > the Blonde trick pretending she's not part of the group behind the Asian > 3 > 4 > 1 > Josh "I'm gonna get shot on by Jason Jordan in the near future" Whatevermysecondnameis >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Paige

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>>894287

Enzo isn't Jersey, you putz. He's New York.

It's like the difference the between bicep curls and squats. Both are barbell lifts, but one is a running joke while the other is royalty.

>>894296

Rookie of the Year should speak for itself, even if it is Meltzer's spaz readers voting on it.

I want to breed Charlotte

>>894475
> Enzo isn't Jersey

That's something that only a SAWFT person would say

>>894475
>New York or Jersey
>royalty

Nah

>>894478
>dipping your dick in Ric's honeypot

Have fun

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>>894319

I remember being in the RAW game thread when he used the word "trolled" to describe how he'd play to the fans and then just leave. Stone Cold has never gotten such a pop.

>>894321

It was pretty good on it's own merits. In a Bigger Picture way, it was pretty stupid. Jericho, still pretty over, jobs to a guy with possibly the worst gimmick in the WWE since that vampire pirate, in the latter fag's debut at Wrestlemania.

>>894150
>tfw playing 2k16
>she actually says this as a taunt
based 2k

>carlito will be in rumble according to the meltz

FUCK YES

Has anyone ever been King of the Ring and held a major WWE title at the same time ?

>>894372
After undertaker Retires for good he'll just randomly show up in promos backstage having beers and playing cards with whatever old fuckin wrestling legend lives where RAW is being taped

>>894218

Kek

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>>894492

>According to the meltz

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>>894494
Edge and he doesnt need any title beacause he is GOAT

>>894257

He was trusted to work with old broken down legends when he was a young guy from nexus. He is very well respected

>>894498

>Respected for jobbing

>>894250

Is that flatchested slag mikaze with makeup on?

>>894272

>dating paige
>dating

Big Action knows better baka

>>894500
Uhm, yeah. Jobbers are some of the more respected guys in the locker room, being that their job is completely unselfish. Don't be a mark.

>>894273
>>894279
>>894280
>>894284

I thought he was already doing that.
I genuinely think he's trying to get at his critics with his gaudy, embarrassing shtick, so he's playing the Heel to some sect of fans.

>>894500

>letting you work with broken down old men

Are you fucking retarded la? Him being put in that position is due to him being respected and trustworthy

>>894375
>those quads
i don't believe it. OH MYYYY

>>894261

Lol wait so Josh has a wife and kid who he used to facetime with on TE, and he just ups and dumps them for 23 year old Paige in a matter of months? Oh wow that's one of the sleeziest thing I've ever read in regards to wrestling backstage relations.

>>894505

>Being made to job to 60 year olds means he's respected

Wew

>>894506
he didn't get quads you stupid fat cunt

>>894372

THANK YOU

Sure, hindsight is 20/20, but not only was Brock ending the streak fucking stupid, the way they've booked Taker since was also a missed opportunity. He should have immediately dropped the Undead Wizard 2spoopy gimmick and reverted to Biker Taker, possibly even going by Mark (Callous for kayfabe's sake). Then his feud with Bray could have been about whatever Evil that had possessed Mark Callous finding a younger host in Husky Harris and shit. Then after Bray beats "Taker" like he goddamn should have anyway, "Taker" feuds with Demon Kane in the wake of the Seth Rollins feud and Kane going all Evil again. Mark Callous apologizes for all the shit that happened in the past when he was "possessed" or however you choose to spin it. Stuff like killing Kane's adoptive parents in that fire, beating up Kane's biological dad (Paul Bearer in kayfabe) several times, and so on. Callous tries to get his half-brother (or whatever the story on their relationship ended up being) to come to his senses and leave the past behind him. This leads to Callous beating Kane at WM in Dallas, exorcising Kane's demons (because in wrestling nothing can't be solved by a match of some sort), allowing Issac Yankem and Mark Callous to retire in peace and happiness.

But no. Instead what we got were two inexplicably badly written feuds with the Wyatts, and we're going to get TakerWinsLOL against God only knows who at this coming Mania, because everyone of consequence is injured, because WWE hasn't built a new star that isn't Roman Reigns since goddamn 2005.

>>894509
> being trusted to handle old guys who really have no business still being in the ring

>>894376

Trish was a plastic skank with a busted face. Torrie is the second hottest woman in wrestling history, even if she couldn't actually wrestle for fuck.

>>894494
William Regal was going to be pushed to main event after he won KOTR if he juiced his shit up

>>894514

>handle old guys

You mean job to old guys, it's not like he's having all out competitive matches like Sting vs. Rollins. He's literally made to look like a fool to older men.

>>894511
>his fantasy booking literally ends with "Mark Callous" and "Isaac Yankem" retiring at Wrestlemania 32 followed a match with a combined age of what would be 99

Where did you find this post?
Was it reddit?

>>894517

>being a mark
>muh wins and losses

Is that you bretcunt?

>>894511

>Fantasy neckbeard booking

Even more hilarious to read than Indian marks on the WWE facebook page.

>>894501
he is senpai

>>894507
im sure it was that simple.

>>894519

>Can't retort
>Goes to shitposting

Typical. I'll just mark this down on the win column.

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how did we go from this

>>894522

What evidence do you have that they're dating? There's a possibility they're banging but I don't believe there's a man sleezy enough to actually date Paige unless they were in an emo band or something.

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>>894463
>>894469

You two know what's up.

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My tribute to The People's Champ, The Great One and The Most Electrifying Man in Sports Entertainment.

Also he's still the GOAT fuck smarks

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LyRHte0xLt

I guess a more punky version of his old theme, I dunno whatever/

>>894510
Are you mentally deficient?

>>894517
I really don't know how I can possibly make it any clearer to you.

>>894510
chuckled

>>894527

>Not playing the slower cooler heel Hollywood Rock theme

Talk about being a goof.

>>894514
>>894517
>the most intense discussion currently taking place on /wwe/ is about "handling old guys"

I'm not sure this semen slurping sport is for me, lads.

>>894533

Get laid

>>894533
Yeah, you're probably better off sticking to the semen slurping sports you learned from your mom

>>894250
He's literally Roman Reigns 2.0. This fag is gonna get pushed to the moon by Vince.

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>>894510

Right this way buddy
>>>/b/

>>894259
A rookie from TE doesn't have the rub to say it. If Cena did, no one would probably care.

ryback 50 time wwe champ

big baboon ass e 50 time wwe chimp

is it possible to stream RR live?

>>894546
They would. It's still very disrespectful whoever it's coming from.
They just wouldn't speak out against Cena because they value their careers. Whereas with Josh they can say that without fear of backlash.

>>894546
Cena wouldn't say it in public.

>>894432
Rose or Slater will eliminate him in less then a second,to have the fastest elimination in Rumble history.

>>894550
Exactly.
A vet like Cena isn't dumb enough to put a bunch of hard working vets down. Josh was just stupid for not knowing any better.

>>894552
Part of me things the business is too round-edges and bubble-wrap to do anything like that anymore, but another part knows it's still some carny bullshit and there's a real chance they'll get Swagger to shoot on him for a bit.

>>894435
Kind of shocked that Bray hasn't held any titles yet. He really should have held at least the IC title by now.

>>894547
I would be alright with Big E getting the heavyweight title and New Day dominating as a stable. God knows they're the only group that's actually over right now.

>>894455
Goldberg got wrecked by Jericho.
Batista got wrecked by Booker T.
Sheamus got his ass kicked by Yoshi Tatsu.

Being big doesn't mean you can fight.

>>894555
He's a good enough character and definitely talented enough in himself to stay completely relevant without one, though, they're just making use of that to assure they always have one sure-fire segment outside of the titles so they can go to more fitting people.
It's actually pretty smart.

>>894548
it is on the WWE network for only 9.99!

>>894548
Only 9.99 on the wonderful award winning WWE network

Reminder that this Sunday we'll be getting a new batch of watchers and they'll be clueless as to why the royal rumble sucks balls this much.

>>894516
Don't remind me, it hurts too much.

>>894554
>tfw no more hardcore holly and benoit to beat up disrespectful rookies

>Josh from Tough Enough will be in the Rumble

nWo_nash.gif

who does /wwe/ see winning the royal rumble out of roman reigns and triple h?

>tfw reigns wins and loses the belt at fastlane to lesnar, leading to a triple threat match with triple h at wrestlemania

>>894569
If given those two choices, I'd pick HHH. Roman going over the whole roster would be overkill.

>>894437
https://youtu.be/p4tgnL0LfRw

>>894443
Demon Kane should job to Braun Strongman at wrestlemania in a retirement match.

There is nothing Kane can do in his career that will revive it.

>>894552
>>894554
That would be awesome

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>>894567
>that one rumble where Benoit, Eddie and Holly just chopped the shit out of Puder for like 3 straight minutes

>>894569
Haitch or Lesnar are the only two reasonable possibilities and Lesnar's chances dwindled when Bray attacked him due to the teased set up of a family vs Lesnar feud for Mania.
It's Haitch, basically. Just Haitch.

Kane is GOAT but he cant stop getting older sadly

>>894577
dubs confirm.

>>894577
It's literally All About The Game

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>based Josh in the rumble
Holy shit, WWE have shot themselves in the foot.

Big Josh is over as fuck and when he gets eliminated the crowd are going to shit over everything like the last few years.

I wonder if he'll have to get inserted into the main event like Bryan did?

>>894559
>>894561
what a steal!

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>>894582
Stop it.

YOU SEE ROMAN HERE'S THE THING

>>894575
where's that guy now in 2016?

>>894582
I can't wait to see Sheamus and the outcasts stiff the fuck out of him.

>>894582
>Triple H vs Roman Reigns vs Big Josh
it would be a draw desu

>>894582
>>894589
>yfw Josh realizes what's happening and throws Reigns over the top rope

>>894588
>Josh trying to save face and do his yeti-call as Sheamus does ten beats of the bowry
>BRRRRRRRRRRT being garbled through blood and rattling teeth

Based Celtic Warrior.

>>894591
Based Big Match Josh.

>>894587
He floated around the indies for a while then went into MMA. Retired at 8-0 in like 2011.

>>894586
YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE THE CHAMP

>>894586
THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS

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>>894591
>mfw Josh goes into business for himself and wins the title

>>894595
he did good

Anyone wanna bet that most of the smarks today started watching WWE after WM29? Just because they were bored of their mangas/MLP/etc so they decided to jump onto the WWE thing to ruin that?

>>894603
he was a straight up beast in mma, no kidding

>>894604
>Implying WWE attracted new viewers over 8 anytime after 2002

YOU SEE ROMAN
I DON'T THINK-AH YOU GOT WHAT IT TAKES-AH

>>894612
WITHOUT A SHADOW OF A DOUBT

>>894604

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNxoINUoC6g

This video right here pretty much shows how ALL smarks thinks today.

>>894613
YOU SIT THERE, ROMAN, AND YOU THUMP MY FATHER IN LAW AND IT DIDN'T GET YOU ANYWHERE

JUST STANDING ACROSS THE RING FROM THE GAME, ROMAN

>>894607
smackdown was very good in 2003. as we know, raw was not.

>>894614
>muh busting smarking smarks

>People actually think anyone other than Haitch is winning

Lol

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You see Roman, the thing is, you made a mistake.

This is your fault Roman.

Before, it was business. It was all business Roman. I made business decisions and offers that I thought would benefit the company - some of which were to do with you Roman.

It was Business... and you made it personal.

You see Roman, I came out to do my job and you attacked me with absolutely no remorse. How do you think my kids felt watching their father be destroyed for nothing? My wife was screaming at you to stop and you kept going. The next night you beat the hell out of my father-in-law as well.

And for what, Roman? This belt? This belt that I'm holding? You must be really proud of yourself.

You see Roman, that guy you attacked? The guy in the suit? The business man? That guy isn't standing across from you right now Roman.

The guy you're facing at Wrestlemania is a 14 time world champion.

Roman, you did this and at Wrestlemania you don't get THE COO! YOU DON'T GET THE BUSINESS MAN! YOU GET THE GAME, THE KING OF KINGS, THE CEREBRAL ASSASSIN ROMAN. YOU GET A GUY WHO HAS DONE IT ALL IN THIS INDUSTRY - FROM WINNING MAIN EVENTS TO STANDING ALONGSIDE LEGENDS LIKE LEMMY. THAT'S WHO YOU GET ROMAN.

You see Roman... you just don't get the game... you get a man, a man you insulted and a man who wants to defend and protect his family. That man is waiting at Wrestlemania Roman. I've got this belt, you want it.

And Roman... at Wrestlemania it ends. All of it. I finish it on my terms. Don't smile, don't make a stupid remark - the only thing you listen to is catchphrases right Roman? Be it your cousin the Rock or your idiot lunatic friends.

Well Roman, I'll keep it simple for you...

At Wrestlemania I'm going to kick your ass... and you can BELIEVE *smirks* THAT.

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Looking at this picture just confirms that the Pedigree is the most sexually humiliating finisher that a wrestler can receive.
You are being forced below Triple H's crotch. His sweaty and rotting ballsack lies above your head as you stare at the floor. He doesn't even grant you the honour of looking you in the eyes before he finishes you, as Stone Cold or Kane might. He just shoves you beneath his sack, dangling his balls on your neck, and arrogantly slams you to the ground before pinning you. It is the finisher of a king. a KING of KINGS.

Imagine the smell. Being shoved between his thighs and under his balls. You could probably still smell the cum from his morning pegging session with Stephanie from beneath his trunks. Trying not to focus on the smell of the sweat that has spent so much time being dripped onto Stephanie's tits and ass but not being able to focus on not focussing because his muscular, mens fitness cover quality thighs are rubbing ferociously against your neck, gripping your throat like the King of Kings grips the Raw audience with every 20 minute promo, and leaving you just as breathless as those promos. HHH would do it on purpose. Choke you with his thighs so you are forced to breath through your nose and get a whiff of those balls. He wants you to smell them. He wants you to know how Booker T felt before he realised he would never be a 'one time' WWF Champion. He wants you to know how Kane felt when he realised that a one day reign ended by Stone Cold is the best it could ever get. He wants you to know how Sting felt when he realised coming to the WWE was a mistake. You try to grab your chest and pull apart your nipples. If they are as far away as humanly possible you will feel like Stephanie and might learn to enjoy the smell. But he holds your arms over your head and he drops you onto the mat like the piece of human shit you are. He is the King of King's and the pedigree turns you into his personal jester.

>Haitch offers Roman joining the Authority
>he rejects

>spears Haitch for no real reason
>attacks Vince despite Vinny being an old man

>Roman is the face in this scenario

>>894625
This is a good 'un

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>>894628
>If they are as far away as humanly possible you will feel like Stephanie
Fucking hell.

>>894615
>thump my father in law

YOU SIT THERE AND YOU THUMP YOUR COCONUTS AND SAY YOUR HAKKA AND IT DIDNT GET YOU ANYWHERE
TALK ABOUT YOUR SIKAS, TALK ABOUT YOUR DWAYNE 3:16
HUNTER 3:16 SAYS I JUST INVENTED THE ATTITUDE ERA

>>894631

>spears Haitch for no real reason

Pretty sure he speared Haitch cause he kept putting him in impossible matches and giving him odds to overcome.

>>894625
You could probably stick quarters in his forehead creases.

>>894638
like what? A one on one match with Seth Rollins? Haitch hadn't been involved with Roman since RR 2015

>>894638
At this point Haitch hadn't done any of that.
By this time literally all Haitch had done was offer Roman a shortcut to the finals and come out attempting to shake his hand following his victory.

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>>894641
>>894642
>>894642

Do you have selective memory or is this willful stupidity? They were constantly clashing, especially during the time when Dean had stolen the title and Roman was being given tough matches against Beeg and the Wyatts. Then right after he declined, Haitch went around telling wrestlers to be extra tough on him, and comes out to offer his fake congratulations after he'd put him through hell. Sometimes the criticisms you people have for the booking is ridiculously jaded.

>attacks Vince despite Vinny being an old man

Vince was blatantly interfering with the match dumbass.

>>894642
An anon yesterday pointed out that Roman might have been suspicious because of what happened SS 2013, with Haitch leaving the champ vulnerable to Mr MITB.

I highly doubt the creative team were thinking of that when they wrote the attack, though it would actually be pretty neat if it that was what they were going for. A rare bit of continuity.

>>894597
TONIGHT, IN THE MIDDLE OF THIS RING

How many Haitch buzzwords can you find in this promo?

https://youtu.be/Psfj6cvzB1U?t=175

>>894625
>I made business decisions
Change that to "I did what was best for business"

>>894646
They didn't clash in the span of the WWEWHC tournament, which is what we're referring to.
Keep up, pumpkin.

>>894665
>They didn't clash in the span of the WWEWHC tournament

But they did, HHH was going around telling guys like Del Rio to hurt him. Then after Reigns beats Dean, he shows up to fake congratulate him.

>>894678
>>894678
>>894678
>>894678
Next thread

>>894677
>HHH was going around telling guys like Del Rio to hurt him.

They didn't directly clash and those backstage segments are kayfabed as fuck, as in other wrestlers don't acknowledge them and they're supposed to be windows for the fans. Roman wouldn't know.

>fake congratulate
Conjecture tbqh. He was still trying to corral Roman over to the Authority, it wasn't fake, just duplicitous.
Roman still responded in an exaggerated fashion.