/wwe/ General #1761 - Lucha Underground Preview Edition

By the looks of things, smarks are already getting ready to ruin another Royal Rumble

Roman is better than Daniel Bryan. Get over it, smarks. He does not look like a filthy, disgusting neckbeard. He is actually handsome, and females love him. He's okay on the mic in short bursts. He has amazing ring presence, and a much more varied moveset than just shitty, fake-looking kicks. I cannot wait until Wrestlemania ends with Roman with the title and smarks all dying and Vince McMahon making a shitzillion dollars.

>Mexican vs. Mexican for the US title
Might as well rename it the Brown Guy Belt desu senpai.

>>893761
How come so many foreigners held the US belt and so many Americans held the European belt?

>>893760
HERE'S THE THING ROMAN

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Big Guy Club / W W @ /?

>>893766
THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS ROMAN
YOU'RE NOT FIGHTING THE COO OF THE WWE AT WRESTLEMANIA
BECAUSE LETS GET THIS STRAIGHT
YOU'RE FIGHTING THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, THE KING OF KINGS
AT WRESTLEMANIA
I'M THE BEST IN THIS DAMN BUSINESS BECAUSE I AM THE GAME

>>893767
rybacfk rouyal rumble winner wwe champ this sunday

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>>893766

Stop.

>>893771
Kevin Owens breaks Santino's record and jobs on TNA a week later

>>893759
Maybe if it's booked better this year, that won't happen.

>eliminate Bryan early as possible
>have Bigshow and Kane eliminate everyone in the end
>have Roman eliminate them both at the same time
>have the Rock to come out and try to get fans to cheer for Roman
Seriously, last year's Rumble was poorly booked. Don't know how anyone can even argue this?

>>893760
>anti smarks mad that Roman is objectively not a draw

>>893759
I'll laugh when those smarks are just a minority and Florida cheers for their hometown heroes

>>893776
And Daniel Bryan is? Even though WWE's stock dropped $15 after WM 30.

>>893761
Kalisto is American, the guy was born in Chicago.

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>>893756

>LU preview

Okay.

in4Catrina

>>893775
Reigns was the right choice but they fucked it up really bad
At least with this year you have at least 3 very likely winners in Triple H, Roman Reigns, and Brock Lesnar
And a maybe in Bray Wyatt but only a maybe

>>893782
It's Bray's hometown, he'll be final four along with Brown Strongman

>>893782
Triple H is winning. It's basically confirmed at this point.

>>893785
I'm okay with that

>>893782
Roman winning wasn't the issue, the booking of how he won was just horrible. It was basically "make Roman look strong" the Rumble. And this year appears to be more of the same.

>>893787
I just hope they don't boo everything this time and just let things play out

>>893785
I'm also like 90% sure HHH is winning as well. They will set up Reigns vs HHH as the main event at Wrestlemania.

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>>893785
BECAUSE YOU SEE ROMAN, I MADE YOU

QUITE FRANKLY, YOU ARE MY PROJECT

BUT YOU MADE IT PERSONAL

AND AT WRESTLEMANIA

>tfw actually unironically like Haitch

>>893788
The crowd turned the second Bryan was thrown out. Having him eliminated that early ruined the Rumble. They also lost their shit when Show and Kane took out all the other top guys. Because it was clear from that point, it was done just to make room for Reigns to win.

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>>893786
Post yfw the main event at 'Mania will be between two men who are 6'3+ and 260lbs+

>>893794
>he doesn't like bear on twink

>>893794
HHH is like 240- ish these days.

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Vince: What the fuck are we going to do? The whole roster is injured. Who is going to win the Rumble, who will Roman face in the main event of the biggest Wrestlemania ever?

Haitch: Vince, I have an idea...

>>893788
When Triple H wins, they will boo, probably. That is good, though. He is a heel.

>>893797
>900,000 PEOPLE ALL CAME TO SEE DA KING OF KINGS MAGGLE

>>893793
This, it was so fucking destined to fail. I don't know how they didn't see it and realize the only good end to the match would have been Bryan + Reigns team up on Beeg and Kane, then throw down as the final two.

>>893793
>>893800
Daniel Bryan was not as over as Roman Reigns is now. Smark crowds ruin everything. A a good majority of crowds and house shows, Roman is cheered beyond belief.

>>893802
Serious question since I'm not an Amerifat, what is the difference between a smark crowd and a house show crowd?

>>893803
Smarks go to complain.

>>893803
Since other countries don't get many house shows, their whole crowds are usually smarky. In America, though, all of our major and semi-major towns get house shows, so more casual fans go. At a house show in my city, not a single person was booing Reigns. And you can't say they're stupid because they cheered The New Day.

>no taker v balor mania

I want to impregnate Asuka

>>893802
Have you not seen the past 2 Rumbles? Bryan being not in one and eliminated early in the other basically killed both ppv's. Reigns Is nowhere near that over right now. Guess we will find out Sunday, when he will probably be heavily booed throughout the ppv. Also get ready for a lot of Daniel Bryan chants. And insane booing if he's not in the Rumble.

>>893809

>youll never have a lewd slightly chunky asian gf to fuck you with her ass

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>>893808

>>893809
I am a super anti-smark, and even I agree.

>>893808
Good. Finn is boring and Taker matches are just finisher spamfests now.

>>893808
I would jizz.

Far more likely they'd make a Demon vs. Demon match and have him face Kane though.

>>893810
Daniel Bryan's done. I don't think smarks are going to bitch about him this year. They'll find something else

>>893802
Marks tend to cheer who Vince tells them to cheer. Smarks actually cheer who they like. Even if it's a vanilla midget. Both fans can be stupid as fuck.

>>893814

>finn is boring

heheh

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>TMZ reports that Tammy "Sunny" Sytch has signed with Vivid Entertainment to do an adult film.

>Both Sunny and Vivid boss Steve Hirsch recently came to agreement and have already started airing a teaser that include previously filmed adult footage. The movie will be titled, "Sunny Side Up: In Through the Backdoor." Sunny mentioned to TMZ that Vivid offered her something "much, much higher" than the original $100,000 offer

>>893810
>implying Pennsylvania crowds matter

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>>893809

>>893815

I'd be okay with Taker vs. Kane above everything else, it's not like Kane is doing anything right now.

>Shinsuke Nakamura is coming to the WWE
>His matchs will be called by Michael Cole
End my life pls

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>>893812
>that filename

>>893816
>He's done

And Vince is doing everything in his power to make it happen. Bryan has been cleared by like 4 different doctors, but the wwe refuses to let him get back in the ring. Sure as hell not in the middle of their new golden boy's mega push.

>>893818

Yes

>>893823
You CAN GET DA WWE SUPERCARD FREE ON THE APP STORE JAWN WITH GUYS LIKE SHINSUSHI NARUTO AND AJ STYLISH

>>893808
Watching paint dry is more entertaining than Finn Balor

How do you guys feel the swaggiest mother fucker to ever walk this earth will soon be kneeing jobbers in the face?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsYeHqkiTRA

>>893825
WWE doesn't want him wrestling because of the Big Vito concussion lawsuit, that's why he's still shelfed. It's not because of some conspiracy.

>>893819
>all my wat

About ten years too late desu senpai.

>>893819
Isn't she like in her 40's?

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>>893819
trailer

https://u.pomf.is/vfnqiy.mp4

Smarks should go to Reddit. If you like DZ, CR, or any other flabby, vannila midget, please go to Reddit. Leave 4chan to real wrestling fans who like Roman, Brock, and Ryback.

>>893830
Pretty sure Dolph also suffered a concussion right around when Daniel did. Amazing how quickly Dolph was cleared. And pretty sure Ziggler has had far more concussions than Bryan.

>>893835
Even Marks don't like Ryback. Only kids do

>>893835
I don't recall Ziggler having a concussion last year

>>893834
I hope this is a false-flag because the notion of somebody being genuinely this stupid is depressing.

>>893836
Ryback was great before he was ruined. Pre-2014 Ryback was so God-tier.

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I'm going to mark the fuck out when Balor debuts at the rumble.
You already know how it will play out
>3
>2
>1
>BRRRRRRR
>Who is it maggle??
>Balors music hits
>He goes through the whole entrance while jobbers in the ring watch in awe
>Goes on to win rumble

>>893838
In all honestly Reigns Lesnar and Ryback are better than Dolph Ziggler

>>893838
How am I stupid? Smarks and vanilla midgets ruined wrestling.

>>893833

why

>>893839
>literally just a shit version of Jewberg

>>893802
Reigns isn't even more over than Ambrose is now

>>893823
>Cole: That's Sasuke Nakamura, John! He was huge in Japan!
>JBL: Well, I don't think Sasuke had to deal with a superstar the likes of Titus O'Neill in Japan! He's in the big leagues now.

>>893840
>finn balor
>winning a royal rumble
Lol

>>893840

You mean just like he was going to debut at survivor series you dumb brit?

>>893845
Depends on what crowd. "Urban" areas, no. Smark areas, yes.

>>893845
Good one

>>893843
What anon, the voice of bootleg Vince McMahon while Sunny is taking it up the ass doesn't turn you on?

>>893846
I'd be fine if they just shortened his name to Nakamura to be honest.

>>893832
43

>>893847
He's the new undertaker with jeff hardy ladies appeal, he's going to be very big, except he will be even better
>>893848
I can take any insult but dont call me a disgusting neet brit

>>893841
Only one you can make an argument for is Lesnar. And I say this as somebody who actually likes Ryback.

>>893842
> parroting Smarkbusters

Oh, you're one of THOSE.

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>Thinking anyone from NJPW is coming to the rumble

Night after Wrestlemania you fucking smarks

>>893833
She's still kinda hot in a chubby milf way. Probably rub one out to it at some point.

>>893849
Reigns isn't even more over than Ambrose in Florida

>>893819
>>893833
So really, how does WWE respond to this?

>>893861
Probably ignore it and hope it goes away

>>893861
She's a diva, they don't give a fuck

>>893857
>Thinking they'd waste that much time getting them in.
Their buzz is hot right now, waiting until after mania would be stupid, they'd fizzle out by then.
I mean I can see them waiting till then but it'd be stupid when the rumble is perfect for debuts

>>893861
She becomes the next Beniwho?

>>893835
>Pretty sure Dolph also suffered a concussion right around when Daniel did. Amazing how quickly Dolph was cleared.

Dolphs last concussion was in January 2014, ironically around the same time Daniel Bryan got a concussion in that steel cage match with Bray Wyatt. They both got cleared in time for the rumble ppv though.

>And pretty sure Ziggler has had far more concussions than Bryan.

no way

>Bryan Danielson, who started as a high flier and moved on to a harder hitting style, had 8 concussions that he knew of by late 2001.

http://www.cagesideseats.com/2010/9/2/1666243/raven-chairshots-to-the-head

>>893840
His entrance takes like 3 minutes. He has 1 minute before the next guy.is up to enter the rumble.
>3 guys will enter the Rumble before Finn even gets in the ring!

>>893856
Reigns is definitely better than Ziggler, and so is Ryback

>>893867
Bryan's going to have dementia by the time he's 50.

I cannot wait until Bryan has one too many conccusions and kills his whole family.

>>893869
Reigns would have a hard case proving that he's better than Titus.

18+

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>>893867
also while I was looking up that stuff I stumbled upon this forum thread from back in 2007

check this out

http://prowrestlingonly.com/index.php?/topic/6167-3-concussions-on-1-roh-show-2-wrestlers-back-next-night/

>P.S. How many concussions must Danielson have had by now? 25? 30? 40?

>We'll never know for sure how many concussions Danielson has. The even scarier thing is how much he'll have in the future.

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/r/ing that pic of bryan and benoits careers paralleling.
Bryan is going to kill brie if they let him wrestle again.

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>>893867
>8 concussions that he knew of by late 2001

Holy shit. Bryan should quit while he's ahead otherwise he's gonna get Gary Goodrige'd

>>893874
Please have sex

>>893862
>>893863


They cant because of Chyna.

>>893872
If he were to try anything and he'd face the wrath of brie mode and end up in a shallow grave

>>893879
WWE really doesn't give a fuck about what its former women do.

>>893878
Like better wrestlers

What exactly IS a dirt sheet?

>>893874
imagine actually thinking that

>>893881

Except when they do porn and it relates to the HOF you fucking idiot.

>>893883
A sheet of rumours, most of them usually made up and are from """"""""sources"""""""".

> Bryan has been cleared by at least 3 independent doctors now
> WWE's pet quack won't clear him and is so ignorant towards concussions he's a joke to his peers

Can you add this up?

>>893874
I have said it before, Titus is actually better than Roman. He's better on the mic, and far more charismatic. They both suck in the ring. Titus is also far stronger. If Roman wasn't related to the Rock, he'd be a career midcarder at best.

>>893884
Imagine thinking the guy who has to wear a combat vest to cover his pigeonchest and can't even lift up TYLER FUCKING BREEZE isn't shit.

>>893888

You mean

>every doctor has cleared him but the one mysterious company doctor we only know of through what other people say hasnt

How can you be this worked?

>>893888
Is this the same doctor who almost let CM Punk die?.......

>>893888
It's simple: WWE doesn't want fans to care about Bryan more than Roman.

Has a wrestler like Reigns been forced down our throats so much since Hogan?

I mean, Cena wasn't THIS bad was he?

>>893891
>being this obsessed with Reigns

christ

>>893892
> what are peer-reviews

18+

>>893888
If Brie dies the blood is on his hands you fucking intolerant bigot.
But i guess your meme flippy shit chants are so fucking important that the well being of a family should be set aside right?
YES YES YES right? you fucking monster.

massacre yourself you fucking tubby piece of shit.

>>893877
Why are people freaking out about this? You honestly think guys like Undertaker over his career didn't suffer twice as many concussions than that? Yet he's still around and doing well. Older wrestlers took far worst chair shots and bumps then the guys today. No one gave a single fuck about concussions until the big NFL lawsuit.

>>893899
Get some new responses, dude.

>>893897
Cena was better in his literal debut

>showed a friend wrestle kingdom
>started showing him old cm punk stuff
>relistening to the podcast
>that sad realization when wwe will never be as good as it was when cm punk was going full summer of punk

>>893888
Learn to read you fucking ape
>>893867
Read this

He's gotten so many fucking concussions since 2001, and he already had 8 then. It's a liability to have him still wrestle in WWE, especially with this lawsuit against WWE for past concussions going around
http://www.wrestlezone.com/news/581435-vito-lograsso-asks-wrestlers-to-join-lawsuit

>>893900
I hope you're just shitposting.

>>893891
>it's this guy again
Every time

>>893897
Orton was during his legend killer gimmick. Other than that, no. Roman is the most pushed guy we have seen in decades.

>>893905

18+

>>893906
Meanwhile Tommy Dreamer

>>893897
Brock Lesnar

>>893912
Brock got himself over because Heyman after being Kurt Angle's bitch

>>893911
Why'd they have him in a tables match

>>893914
MUH HARDCORE LEGEND

>>893912
Brock was actually very talent in his early years. Not many 300lb guys capable of doing an Iron man match. Roman can't wrestle more than 5 minutes before he's gassed.

>>893906
And yet WWE had no problem booking Dreamer in hardcore matches just last month.

>>893914
hes a nobody and not a main event player

fucking idiot

>>893912
Brock didn't feel like a forced star though. People could tell he was going to be a big deal, which was partially because of Heyman's perfect mic work at the time.
Heyman and 'MMA Fighter' Brock now is pretty sad to see compared to then.

>>893912
MSG wildly cheered on Lesnar and booed Dwayne the fuck out in their title fight after Brock had only been around for like 6 months

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>The LITERAL ROYAL RUMBLE MATCH is Roman Reigns vs 29 people

How long till WWE implodes?

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>>893779
>And Daniel Bryan is?
Yes >>889746

>Antibryan smarks still getting worked by The Goat.
>Antibryan smarks BTFO on a daily basis.

B A S E D

R

Y

A

N

>>893922
>they booed a heel

wow what a revelation !

>>893794
VinceMcMahonsPornCollection.mp4

>>893919
> health policies are different based off kayfabe status

Are you fucking serious?

No wonder you're not concerned about brain damage: you've already got it.

>>893922
>MSG

Nassau Coliseum.

>>893917
You can't get out of your chair and go to the restroom without getting gassed, you disgusting neckbeard. Roman has wrestled a great match with THE BIG SHOW in 2014. But, I guess you can't fix stupid.

>>893927
are you fucking retarded? how do you even comprehend something like that way? you are fucking retarded. probably have as much concussions as daniel bryan

>>893925
Dwayne wasn't a heel at SummerSlam 2002 dummy

18+

>>893929
Is Reigns being in better shape than [stereotypes] meant to be impressive?

>>893932
wrestlemania 18 took place before summerslam

>>893931
> he got this mad over being this wrong

>>893929
Big Show carried him

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What are the chances that Bex wins on Sunday? I don't want to get my hopes up, but she is one of my favorite wrestlers.

>Royal Rumble
>Number 30
>"3...2...1..." *BRRRZT*
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXntNI-jQSM

How hard would you mark?

>>893934
Rock wasn't booked as a heel there, either.

18+

>>893937
High because they've needed a good baby face woman for a long time now since AJ

>>893937

Pretty low, just think of it as a nice surprise if it happens.

>>893935
no im mad at how fucking stupid you are and how someone this stupid is fucking alive

>>893937
If she does, Charlotte wins it back on Raw.

WOOOOOO is too big a deal to ancient Egyptians to keep his daughter out of the spotlight for long.

>>893937
Next to none. She's filler until Nikki comes back or Bayley moves up to the main roster. I'd like to see her win but it just ain't happening.

>>893939
>muh booking
>he didnt insult my favourite sports team

18+

>>893942
> literally said that health policies don't apply to jobbers
> calling anybody stupid

>>893946
>>>>>implying she won't get her title chance

Everyone gets a title chance. Even fucking Alicia Fox who's a jobber got her title chance. She'll win it one way or another and then lose it in a week or two. The Divas belt has 0 credibility

>>893938
>OH MY

>>893948
> shitposting

It's OK to admit you got it wrong pal.

>>893938
Not happening, they did the whacky "EVERY ANNOUNCER IS IN THE RUMBLE!" schtick years back and then Kharma beat his ass.

A diva will 100% enter Royal Rumble match. Her nemesis will come out and distract her at which point one of the comedic jobbers will gently throw her over the top rope. The diva will eliminate a few jobbers and will not be touched apart from when she is eliminated.

>>893949
GET
A
FUCKING
BRAIN

>>893925
>>893934
>>893948
Literally underage, get the fuck out

>>893957
You have to be 18 to post on here sonny.

I want a Hardy to come back under the legend banner to be honest, would fun.

Also who the fuck are the New Day defending their tag titles against?

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Who is the most meme teir wrestler?

>>893928
Oh right, MSG was SurSer

>>893956
No. There are no women on the roster that are even semi believable in this scenario. There are no Beths, no Chynas. We have womanlets and stick insects.

>>893961
Usos

>>893962
Cody Rhodes

>>893951
That was like 5 years ago. It hasn't been on a jobber diva for some time.

inb4 paige

>>893961
Roman's Cuzzies

>>893962
daniel bran

>>893897
>forced down our throats

Every major superstar was "shoved" down our throats

>>893962
CM Punk.

>>893965
Becky has more impressive guns than most of the dudes tbf

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>watching smackdown

ROOTY
TOOTY
BOOTY

fucking love this chant 2bh

>>893971
> this meme

Untrue.

>>893976
>Enjoying JeriDad's worst gimmick in decades

You should be ashamed 2bh, Fat Is Jericho needs to fuck off.

>>893962
sasha banks

>>893976
18+

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Nice gut Jerifat you old fuck lmfao

>the state of ziggler

>>893981
>YOU STILL GOT IT *CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP*

>>893962
Your favorite wrestler.

>>893981
I like the ticker caption there

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>>893981
Oh my god is he fatter than Bo Dallas

>>893981
>that ticker
Cut off at the perfect point.

>>893975
Yeah but she's like 5'6''

Not imposing enough. Maybe if they let her throw stiff shots it would be entertaining. She supposedly has some irl training.

>>893988
Beth Phoenix was billed at 5'7" and she eliminated Khali

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Couldn't look gayer if you tried Ziggs

>>893988
Women don't get to perform in WWE, because it's not sexy when they actually do work.

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>>893986
that gut reminds me of the hardy boyz

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ROOTY

>>893989
By taking advantage of his taste for high test women, sure

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Flair always looks like he is a constant state of shitfaced

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YOU'RE AS GOOD OF AN ASSKISSER AS DWAYNE THOUGH

UH OH IM BREAKING THE 4TH WALL

>>893995
He probably is. Sounds like it too.

>Royal Rumble Pre-show
>Darren Young and Damien Sandow vs. Dudleyz vs. The Descension vs. Mark Henry and Jack Swagger
>Fatal four-way tag team match for two spots in the Royal Rumble match
>This lineup

SO WHO'S TAKING IT, GUYS?

>>894001
swagger and henry obviously

>>894000
Did you fucking hear him on RAW?

>CHARLL WILL DERFEND HER CHAMPINSHIP

Slurring like a madman

>>893991
> he isn't turn on by women fighting

gaylord

>>893994
Beth Phoenix is literally the smartest Royal Rumble competitor of all-time

>>894001
henry and swagger

>>893955
>Kharma
Will she ever come back to WWE? The divas division really needs its own Monster Heel, Nia Jax a shit.

Kharma vs Bailey at WM.

>>894001
I would say whichever team Sandow's in, but unfortunately, he's paired with a (literally) gay nigger, which puts him at a disadvantage.

>>894004
Indeed, especially since almost no one else ever thinks to grab a weapon before they go to the ring.

>>894000
>>894003
Possibly also has brain problems because of the years of abuse and being old enough for senility to occur naturally.

>>894004
Dude I'd love to see the women actually unleash but the mass market values sexy poses by models over actual matches.

>>894006
Didn't she just retire recently

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>DUDE NEW STARS LMAO

worst company ever
must be cancerous backstage

>>894011
The Miz is an achiever of the modern day Grand Slam and is the most successful person to ever come out of that cesspool called Tough Enough.

He'll also probably be a Hall of Famer. I don't think he has anything to worry about.

>>894010
Unless in cases of severe injury, retirement should never be taken as permanent in pro wrestling

>>894009
The mass market will like whatever the WWE tells them to like. They're marks.

> women in sports
> not drawing

Ronda Rousey

>meme yes chant breaks out

fucking hell

>>894006
>>894010
Last I heard, she is doing some shit with TNA in some stable. She also ditched the silent act and is cutting, for lack of a better word, sassy promos

>>894011
He mainevented one Wrestlemania and is one of the more effective heels in the roster

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>its a deano narrarates what hes gonna do to his opponent promo

christ

>>893866
More like the next Hogan.

>>894016
Royal Rumble drinking game
Drink if you hear the following chants
>DANIEL BRYAN
>YES YES YES YES
>CM PUNK
>YOU STILL GOT IT
>[Insert Wrestler]'s SLEEPING

>>894015
It's probably just as much the women not being willing to take hard shots or bumps. Maybe some would but I can't see the likes of Nikki risking eating a fist.

>>894007
>they didn't turn Darren Young into Stardust so he could be a gay nigger from outer space
Missed opportunity.

>>894013
>>894019
he literally does jack shit now and all he does is host miz tv on smackdown where he gets made to look like a complete jabroni everytime

>>893962
Cesaro

>le uppercut spam swissman.

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>>894006
>Not wanting a piece of Nia
Jokes aside, the fact that Samoans get a free pass for being related to overrated talent (read: not saying he was bad--big difference) is stupid.

>>894025
Okay, he's still one of the most successful people on the roster. Big Show and Kane don't do jack shit anymore either

>>894025
And he gets paid to do it

>>894025
You ever hear this thing called money?
He gets paid to host a fake tv show on fake wrestling

Sounds like a plan to me

>>894025
That's because creative has nothing for him since the past two years are all about building new stars

At this point he should be trying to find a place in the gorilla or helping Matt Bloom in Florida

>>894028
literally a decade apart from miz

>>894027
Is that fucking Izzy in the front row? Exact same spot as the takeover. She must get designated fangirl seats now.

>>894008
I just want to see a Royal Rumble entrant who does nothing but spam low-blows

>>894023
> Nikki

She's a cancer actively holding the division back

The NXT ladies have no problems working stiff

>>894033
>>894033
she is literally employed by wwe, she was always a plant

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>>893987

>>894032
My point is, there is plenty of historically successful wrestlers still on the active roster who just don't do fuckin jack anymore.

>>894025
And he's not even good at that

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>"You know, I'm a UFC fighter and not WWE. We actually fight and don't wear costumes," Rousey tells Bennett.

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>>894031
>Miz as a promo coach
Actually could be cool

>>894018
Well she needs her silent Persona again. Since Bailey is the equivalent of John Cena in the women division Kharma would make for an excellent ODD to overcome.

>>894040
>that stale as fuck meme shirt
My God.

>>894040
The full body pictures of some painted nude photoshoot she did leaked and i have never been more disappointed at breasts in my life than hers.

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>ryback getting pinned by bray wyatt
>bray wyatt cutting a promo without a mic

>>894050
He rants around like a black guy trying to rap putting his hands between his legs and shit

oh wow roman is from florida and RR is at florida? roman isnt winning shit lmao

>>894054
He's from the shithole of Pensacola

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>Acknowledge Roman's "family"
>Don't acknowledge the 2 most similar looking brothers on the roster Bo and Bray as real brothers

They even sound like each other if you remove their character voices

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>>894055
whatever its still florida, he aint winning shit

say hello to your new wwe champion come sunday

>>894036
Present your evidence.

>>894061
kill yourself

>>894058
I would be genuinely curious to know how Haitch's storyline plays out, should he win the Rumble.

>>894058
I'm okay with this

>>894058
>#30
>3...2...1
>ERRR
>IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME

Marking just thinking about it 2bh

>>894063
So you can't?

>>894064
he either defends it rarely like brock or he gets the league of nations to help him.

>>894058
>20 minute haitch promos go from raw openers to main event segments

>>894041
But he's not good on the mic

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>its a 1 v 4 match where barett avoids being tagged and doesnt do anything and roman probably wins somehow match

>>894072
Barret is injured, he does minimal shit

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>>894058
It'll be really weird if HHH doesn't win at this point 2bh

We haven't seen Haitch since his kayfabe injury from Roman, he's guaranteed to be in the Rumble isn't he

>>894074
>bray wyatt wins
>stock immediately goes to -90%
>1 million wwe network subscribers to 50

>>894077
pretty much someone has to represent the mcmahons and seths hurt so its hhh.

>>894041
road dogg already heads that department.

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>>894071
>miz
>not good on the mic

>>894054
>in Florida
>Roman isn't winning shit
Pick one

>>894058
WELL HERE'S THE THING ROMAN

>>894086
18+

>Royal Rumble
>Trips "kayfabe injured"
>Lemmy died
Trips is last 3 in the rumble

>>894091
>last 3
You mean #30 where he throws Brock Lesnar and AJ Styles before throwing out Roman

Does Triple H have the most monikers in WWE history?

What does /wwe/ thinks of this forum?

I like it.

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Who you guys got under the legend banner this year famm?

>>894094
Woops forgot link

http://officialfan.proboards.com/board/38/wwe-attitude-era-current

>>894095
Maybe Godfather. He was leaked to be going in the HOF. Same with JBL.

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Cop or not?

>>894100
>Out of stock
Gee dunno senpai

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>>894095
Daily reminder of the GOAT legend entrant

It's a shame he just jobbed for 5 seconds

>>894104
fuck bray wyatt the fucking faggot

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>>894095
based sexy
and yea this bro is right >>894098
some florida guy, razor ramon would be cool
this hits
https://www.youtube.com /watch?v=LonNPQPkNCA
FROM MIAMIIII FLORIIIDAAA

>>894095
The Dwayne

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>>894100
>>894102
>not getting these instead.

>AJ Styles comes out in the Rumble, makes a good showing before being eliminated and enters on RAW with a smark-darling gimmick where he says what ROH fans are thinking about the WWE

Would it work?

>>894109
It's illegal to mention RoH unless your CM Punk's pipebomb

>>894109
isnt that already owens gimmick except looking like the fanbase? so no it wouldnt.

>>894100
I have an alternative suggestion

>>894110
He wouldn't need to even mention other promotions, just shittalk the WWE a bit.

>>894111
He's a prizefighter, Maggle!

>>894109
>aj styles comes out in the rumble
>eliminated

Know

>>894109
Is Orlando even a smarky town? I honestly can't imagine most fans knowing he is, more so if he were to debut on RAW after the Rumble.

>>894117
Lol no, Orlando is just full of college kids and people who for some reason decided to live in Orlando because it's cheap living. It's a mark city

>>894117
Plenty of people in Orlando know who Styles is since TNA taped there for over a decade.

>>894117
not really but people keep saying that the euros will come to the ppv, and i guess with disney world and unviersal studios people might be on vacation as well.

>>894117

Sort of. Its not smarky like Philadelphia or Chicago, but its had a lot of promotions running a lot of shows there over the years so its picked up some smarkiness via sheer exposure to the product.

>>894121
That would imply people watch TNA

>>894084
Name 1 quality promo of his that wasn't in the NAS video. Just 1.

>>894125
TNA in 2006/2007 was one of the most talked about wrestling shows, which AJ in multiple segments.

>>894110
Corbin did it at Takeover London

>>894127
The backstage promo of him explaining he was kicked out of the locker room for eating chicken.

>>894117
Royal Rumble has been drawing international smark crowds for years, just like WrestleMania or RAWafterMania

>>894125
18+

>>894129
That's NXT, they can do whatever they want. WWE mentioning wrestling promos is a no no because SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT

>>894108

Do they come in 13 EEE?

>>893889
if he weren't the rock's son he would still be moving furniture with his uces

>>894132
Nice meme friend can I borrow it?

Wyatt and Owens are only successful because of the Ron Jeremy effect.

Try to prove me wrong, you smark cunts.

>>894137
18+

>>894138
What's the Ron Jeremy effect? They have 11 inch cocks and are jewish?

Who is the Smackdown commentator that's actually decent?

>>894129
I wonder how many smarks tweeted at him for that, not realizing they'd been worked

>>894140
>>894140
>>894140
>>894140

go go go

>>894142
Jerry "The King" Lawler

>>894130
Wasn't that literally the promo in the NAS video?