How are you going to celebrate Becky winning the belt, /wwe/?
Banksetty-cucks need not apply.
Banks has been such a disappointment since she hit the main roster. I know it's not entirely her fault but goddamn is she boring.
Becky is somehow the only NXT girl that actually got better after hitting the main roster.
You dun talking?
You see I don't care if you're the COO, the king of kings or The game because your potatoes are shriveled up son.
*winks at camera, smiles*
You want to hear a story, d-do you want to hear a story?
It's about a little boy named roman reigns
and when he was little his parents used to bring him to the nintendo store to play new games
and one day he picked up a game called Triple H
ah- and do you want to know what the game of the game was?
It was called Triple H
Little Roman, he said "mommy I want that one"
so his mom brought it to the register
and the clerk said, you have 7 days before you have to return this game
Little roman said "That's okay, I only need one night to beat this game"
*stares around smiling*
So little roman brought the game home and he beat it so fast, the game never worked again, mommy had to apologize to the store
I'm a man now Hunter and come wrestlemania, its game over.
And you can....
WELL THOSE WERE SOME MIGHTY FINE SPEECHES, JACKS, BUT YOU SEEM TO BE FORGETTING ONE PERSON
BECAUSE THE CHAMP
IN [place name]
You hear that, fellas?
That's the sound of the WWE UNIVERSE LETTING THEIR VOICES BE HEARD
Whether it's positive or negative they always have an opinion, just like myself, and I'm of the opinion that letting you two schmucks Main Event Wrestlemania without me just wouldn't be any fun!
That's why at Fast Lane I've inexplicably been gifted a number one contenders match! And you can bet your fruity pebbles, your tater tots and your empty spaces that Steph has cut away
[gestures to Triple H's crotch followed by high-pitched laughter]
that I'll be PUNCHING MY TICKET to the GRANDEST STAGE
Look Roman, I understand, I do...
Your family right? They love it that your champ but last year when Seth Rollins kicked your ass at Wrestlemania still stings right?
You see Roman, it's that killer instinct that is the difference between a guy like you... and a guy like Seth Rollins.
It's also the key difference between you... and me Roman, that killer instinct.
I've been in the main event Roman, I've won the main event Roman. I know how to get it done Roman.
You? I don't see it. I just don't see it.
You see Roman, it's all opinions... you've had a hell of a lot of chances and it took the old man refereeing the match for you to actually win?
Whether it's Sheamus, Seth Rollins, John Cena, Randy Orton... whoever... they all beat you because of that killer instinct.
I'm the Cerebral Assassin Roman... I define killer instinct. I made the game. I AM THE GAME ROMAN.
It doesn't matter what you have Roman... all the charisma... all the power... all the fans... you don't have that killer instinct Roman.
You're destined to be the guy who almost made it Roman. That's all you are. A footnote.
And Roman.... *smirks* you can believe that.
>TRIPLE H HAS MADE A REAL STATEMENT OF INTENT HERE TONIGHT
>ROMAN REIGNS BETTER GET READY MAGGLE, BECAUSE HE'S GOT THE GAME AT WRESTLEMANIA
>DO YOU THINK ROMAN KNOWS WHAT HE'S GETTING HIMSELF INTO BYRON?
Yeah, I agree. She managed to survive a shit gimmick and get over on the main roster, which few other call ups have done. I'm impressed desu.
Too bad she'll become a jobber on main event after Sasha and Nikki etc come back.
Who's going to be the surprise entrants in the rumble this year?
By proclaiming she is Best GIRL
Dubs and there'll be a diva bc "muh diva's revolution"
>How are you going to celebrate Becky winning the belt
With a beef sandwich
>mfw we could soon witness the birth of a new wrestling dynasty descended from BMJ
Even Punk was better, even when he was at his laziest. Outside of the chant, there's NOTHING redeeming about Daniel Bryan and the ONLY reason that he was getting cheers was due to that retarded chant and mob mentality that's dumbing down this generation.
it's a vestige from the territory days where the promotion would "go home" to their base city to have their biggest shows of the year
WWF would "go home" to MSG in NYC
WCCW would "go home" to The Sportatorium in Dallas
This pretty much proves that the "Yes!" chant was the ONLY thing that was over.
If Bryan didn't have that chant, no one would give a flying shit about him, if anything they would want him off the fucking screen and he would still hang around with the Wyatts jobbing to everyone like he should.
benoit and eddie are almost equal in terms of being an overall wrestler. Eddie had the mic skills but benoit was superior in ring. No one ever "flowed" from move to move like Eddie did though. I miss them both so much.
Malenko was great because he seemingly knew how to do every move and hold imaginable
>WWE has a new poll asking fans how many Superstars will WWE World Heavyweight Champion Roman Reigns eliminate in the Royal Rumble on Sunday - none, one, between two and five, between six and eleven, he'll tie his own record with 12 or he'll break his own record with 13 or more. With over 2,000 votes, 55% believe he will break his own record. 20% believe he will eliminate between six and eleven.
I dont know about Lynch, she has better mic skills than most of the current mens roster
I fucking love these boys.
also, wasnt Rich Swann in NXT?
>John Cena only has le 5 moves of doom hahaha! XD
Nice meme faggot, Cena has as many, if not more moves than your faggot indie darlings, not to mention a better look, 1000x better promo skills, box-office appeal, celebrity icon status, over 500(five hundred) granted make a wish wishes, literally every accolade someone could want in the modern era in wrestling except the IC title(which he will elevate when he's done with the us title), a smoking hot girlfriend who he's not tied down to so he doesn't need to be assed with kids or divorce fees, and my boy can rap.
So how about I school your dumb ass and name some of those moves I alluded to earlier shall I?
>Diving leg drop bulldog
>Dropkick, sometimes from the top rope
>Five Knuckle Shuffle
>Half nelson dropped into a neckbreaker
>Multiple suplex variations
>Running leaping shoulder block
>Running one–handed bulldog
>Sitout hip toss
>Sunset flip powerbomb
>Throwback and many more moves
Oh my, did reading all of that make your head spin? Are your cheeks red from anger over being BTFO and embarassed over the internet?
How about you go and take your CM Punk: Best in the World dvd and your Daniel Bryan yes shirt and jack off while watching the dvd and clean your 2 inch circumcised cock off with the shirt before I go ahead and embarrass your stupid fat ass again.
P.S: Next time, try another Kevin Nash quad joke, MARK!
double ho 7 dean malenko was decent on the mic during that gimmick.
>There were some people within WWE down on Tyler Breeze after he asked for permission to leave a recent WWE TV taping early. Once word got out that Breeze did leave early, other people started talking and this led to some members of WWE management, who did not know about the request, getting angry with Breeze.
>There was a feeling that Breeze just came from NXT and was already disrespecting the business and the company, so they would just "squash him out" because of the heat. No word yet on how long the "de-push" will last but hopefully not much longer.
>As seen above, TMZ recently caught up with Brie Bella and Daniel Bryan while they were traveling. The couple jokes about the Bella Buster being the most dangerous wrestling move before the photographer actually asks them if they practice the move naked in the bedroom. Bryan laughs and says no they don't while Brie says, "every night!''
Why the hell would anyone ask a stranger that
well he'll start one on one with some mid card heel he throws out in like 30 seconds
2-6 will be fucking jobbers he'll eliminate one on one
so that's 5
7-9 will probably have one guy who will be a challenge like beeg or maybe two league of nations guys get in at the same time and pacify him who he'll take out later
10-25 he's probably getting a little beauty sleep near the barricade (hopefully the crowd starts chanting
randoms eliminating other randoms
then he'll do his big comeback and eliminate 4 people at once
then it will be final 4: Dean, Brock, HHH, Reigns
he'll probably take all of them out
Doesn't sound too unreasonable to me
W E W
Who did he ask that management did not know about it if it weren't for word of mouth?
What's with these rookies and being absolutely stupid? Like Based Josh committing career suicide the other day.
>No word yet on how long the "de-push" will last but hopefully not much longer.
>hopefully not much longer
Who the fuck is thinking that? Good, let him continue being buried in jobber hell like he should be.
So how will WWE react to based Josh btfoing some jobbers the other day?
Obviously before the heat he was being primed as the next face of the company but will they keep going ahead with the plan?
I suppose Hogan had heat on top, Big Josh just needs to keep calm and deal with it.
>BREAKING: AJ Styles set to start working for #WWE this week.
>yfw AJ Styles gets a generic DUDE GUITAR RIFFS LMAO theme from CFO$
But yeah I actually stopped watching after they stripped AJ out of the title after it and he left. I think at the end it was basically him vs almost whole roster and I think only Sting went out to help him but it didn't do much.
>helps main event mafia take out aces and eights
>Mr Kennedy/Anderson finishes it off in the end
>that IM TAKING THE TITLE WITH ME LMAO angle
If only they didn't fuck it up fully
The problem was taping so much content at once.
Pretty much 90% of the World Title tournament was a snoozefest.
Plus DA made them change their tapings to the week BEFORE a PPV, so they had to rework everything and make Slammiversary a One Night Only event.
The deal with Jarrett was pointless too and lead to nothing.
>What's with these rookies and being absolutely stupid? Like Based Josh committing career suicide the other day.
millennials mostly josh being a dumbass and just tweeting whatever the fuck comes to his mind to get the smarks on his side, the breeze thing though hopefully it was for a good reason and not just some lame excuse.
>hopefully it was for a good reason
That's the thing though, these fags these days think having a bad hair day or your friend you only met on facebook dying is a good excuse.
No matter where you are working, when you're new or just got a promotion, you stay on point and stay entire work days for at least your first year unless there's an emergency i.e; child related issues, parents etc. and you make sure you let the proper people know, this dumbass probably told a coworker to let them know he was leaving early.
This fruit probably wanted the day off early because they were having a sale at Dickies
>WWE has announced The Dudley Boyz vs. The Ascension vs. Jack Swagger and Mark Henry vs. Darren Young and Damien Sandow for Sunday's WWE Royal Rumble Kickoff pre-show. The winners will earn a spot in the 30-man Rumble main event.
>Jack Swagger and Mark Henry
>Darren Young and Damien Sandow
>unironically posts le no charisma swing man
>sit around all day doing nothing because thats how the dinosaurs did it 50 years ago
WWE needs to fuck off and realize its 2016 and that "THOSE" days are long gone
>Roman was THE man but smart fans wanted the bearded manlet
>Bitter chipmunk blasts The Shield specifically Roman because WWE producers keep telling him that he has to make him look really strong in a PPV
He already lost big in Wrestlemania and if dirtsheets are correct he'll also be humiliated again in the Rumble. Seriously though, fuck Roman chasing the belt. No one is ever going to BALEEB that he's an underdog.
Austin learned a lot when he first started because Dutch Mantel told him to sit down and watch the matches the others were having.
Now these fucking kids think they don't have to because they watched their RoH dvds a couple of times.
>Former ROH and TNA champion Austin Aries will be in Pittsburgh this week and will undergo WWE's medical screening process while he's there, according to PWInsider.com.
>Aries first met with WWE officials backstage at an NXT taping in Florida several months ago. This is the first time since then that there has been talk of Aries possibly joining the company. PWInsider reports that while nothing is signed yet, the two sides are in talks.
>Austin Aries' TNA contract expired on June 28, 2015. He remained on TNA TV until the fall due to how far in advance Impact was taped.
wwe could have an amazing intercontinental title scene with a little fucking effort.
at least eva marie is hot and has big nice boobs
>mfw people actually find sasha attractive
I really do hope Bex wins on Sunday, she seems to genuinely love wrestling.
im surprised it didn't make "dirtsheets", people on twitter were flipping shit because he posted snaps of him dancing with paige and staying at her place until someone confirmed he wasn't with his wife anymore.
>implying taker didn't take literally the best of everything in wwe
>in the first of the best gimmick matches
>21 year long undefeated streak
>respected in the locker room
>Vince will do anything he can to fellate you because taker is solely his creation
Does anyone have it as good as taker?
>Vince will do anything he can to fellate you because taker is solely his creation
>Does anyone have it as good as taker?
>hhh fucks his daughter and is in line to control his entire company
>he had a hickie on his neck during his promo on NXT this week
A post about trips gets trips fitting. Either way he will always have to live with the fact that no one respects him because of that. If someone else booked him as strong as he was it's one thing, but when you book it yourself you lose all respect even if it's the right booking. Although I think Haitch gets a bad rap, I'm pretty sure at heart he is a big softie trying to convince everyone all his life that he was tough.
gets good after Aztec Warfare (episode 9)
the first few tapings were messed up because a bunch of them screwed up their visas in mexico so they were just randomly throwing shit out there
I mean earlier in his career he was probably a douche, cause that's kind of what you did back then. If the Kliq didn't like you, you got Vader-ed. But I honestly think he was just trying to be Mr. Tough guy. I've known a lot of people that were super sensitive caring people who felt like they had to convince everyone that they were bad asses, and Haitch fits the way they acted, and subsequently act now that they are older. But it's pretty hard to change opinions of you when you are in the public eye and are guilty by association with the biggest fuck heads not named Hogan. I dunno, my two cents.
Oh Hunter I think you forgot me
You see you been teased get me like a dog on a chain but for no longer
I'm going to get in your head hunter and your family's
I'm the real cerebral assassin and this Royal rumble I will win and hunted you down
Follow the buzzards
>AJ starts on the main roster
>gets the US title from Del Rio at Fastlane
>now...we wait until the next PPV, then Del Rio can have the title
>and after that?
>...I haven't thought that far ahead...tackle it when we get there
>Isn't this exactly what we've done to Breeze, Neville, Owens, Dudleys, the Ascension...
>fast forward to September 2016
>AJ Styles Neville and Titus O' Neil vs Stardust and the Ascension on the preshow at NoC
Triple H – 6/5
Roman Reigns – 9/5
Brock Lesnar – 3/1
Bray Wyatt – 15/1
The Rock – 16/1
Daniel Bryan – 18/1
Dean Ambrose – 20/1
Kevin Owens – 20/1
The Undertaker – 25/1
Rusev – 33/1
Sheamus – 33/1
Braun Strowman – 33/1
AJ Styles – 33/1
Ryback – 35/1
Finn Balor – 40/1
Cesaro – 40/1
Dolph Ziggler – 40/1
Alberto Del Rio – 50/1
Chris Jericho – 50/1
Randy Orton – 50/1
Vince or Shane McMahon- 65/1
Kalisto – 66/1
Neville – 75/1
The Big Show – 80/1
Mark Henry – 95/1
Torrie was so much hotter than that ladder Keibler.
Nah, Vegas does that everytime
Last year they had Juff, Kurt Angle and Sami Zayn
There won't be any NXT callups in this Rumble since the main focus is Bork/Roman/Hunter
AJ Styles and Finn Balor will debut after Wrestlemania
Thesz/Flair Award: AJ Styles (ROH/NJPW)
Most Outstanding Wrestler: AJ Styles (ROH/NJPW)
Tag Team of the Year: The Young Bucks (ROH/NJPW/PWG)
Most Improved: Bayley (NXT)
Most Charismatic: Shinsuke Nakamura (NJPW)
Best Technical Wrestler: Zack Sabre Jr. (NOAH & Brit Indies)
Bruiser Brody Memorial Award (Best Brawler): Tomohiro Ishii (NJPW)
Best Flying Wrestler: Ricochet (Lucha Underground, Dragon Gate & NJPW)
Most Overrated: Kane (WWE)
Most Underrated: Cesaro (WWE)
Promotion of the Year: New Japan Pro-Wrestling
Best Weekly TV Show: NXT
Match of the Year: Shinsuke Nakamura (c) vs. Kota Ibushi (NJPW Wrestle Kingdom 9)
Rookie of the Year: Chad Gable (NXT)
Best Non-Wrestler: Dario Cueto (Lucha Underground)
Best Announcer: Mauro Ranallo (NJPW)
Worst Announcer: JBL (WWE)
Show of the Year: NJPW Wrestle Kingdom 9
Worst Show of the Year: AAA TripleMania XXIII
Best Wrestling Maneuver: Styles Clash
Most Disgusting Promotional Tactic: Using Reid Flair's death to generate hype
Worst Weekly TV Show: WWE Raw
Worst Match of the Year: Los Villanos vs. Psycho Circus (AAA TripleMania XXIII)
Worst Feud: PCB vs. BAD vs. Bellas (WWE)
Worst Company: TNA Wrestling
Best Booker: Triple H / Ryan Ward (NXT)
Best Gimmick: The New Day (WWE)
Worst Gimmick: Stardust (WWE)
Best Box Office Draw - Conor McGregor (Brock Lesnar came in 3rd)
Best Feud - McGregor vs Aldo (Sasha Banks vs Bayley came in 2nd)
Best On Interviews - Conor McGregor (Paul Heyman came in 2nd)
Promoter of the year - Dana White (Takaaki Kidani from NJPW came in 2nd)