/wwe/ General #1757 - Becky Lynch Edition

First for me

can't wait for the tears when she loses

By jacking off to her feet.

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>>891549
It's now or never.

YOU SEE AT WRESTLEMANIA ROMAN

Banks has been such a disappointment since she hit the main roster. I know it's not entirely her fault but goddamn is she boring.

Becky is somehow the only NXT girl that actually got better after hitting the main roster.

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>>891539
You dun talking?

You see I don't care if you're the COO, the king of kings or The game because your potatoes are shriveled up son.

*winks at camera, smiles*

You want to hear a story, d-do you want to hear a story?

It's about a little boy named roman reigns

and when he was little his parents used to bring him to the nintendo store to play new games

and one day he picked up a game called Triple H

ah- and do you want to know what the game of the game was?

It was called Triple H

Little Roman, he said "mommy I want that one"

so his mom brought it to the register

and the clerk said, you have 7 days before you have to return this game

Little roman said "That's okay, I only need one night to beat this game"

*stares around smiling*

So little roman brought the game home and he beat it so fast, the game never worked again, mommy had to apologize to the store

*winks*

I'm a man now Hunter and come wrestlemania, its game over.

And you can....

Bahleeb
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That.

>>891565
That is eerily accurate

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>tfw thought meme underground was back tonight

>>891563
The NXT call-ups in general have all been really disappointing besides maybe Owens.

>>891565
>no mention of his daughter for a *mild pop*

you were doing really well

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>>891561
>>891565

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQhJMvJDSZA

WELL THOSE WERE SOME MIGHTY FINE SPEECHES, JACKS, BUT YOU SEEM TO BE FORGETTING ONE PERSON
BECAUSE THE CHAMP
IS
HEEEEEEEEEERE
IN [place name]
You hear that, fellas?
That's the sound of the WWE UNIVERSE LETTING THEIR VOICES BE HEARD
Whether it's positive or negative they always have an opinion, just like myself, and I'm of the opinion that letting you two schmucks Main Event Wrestlemania without me just wouldn't be any fun!
That's why at Fast Lane I've inexplicably been gifted a number one contenders match! And you can bet your fruity pebbles, your tater tots and your empty spaces that Steph has cut away
[gestures to Triple H's crotch followed by high-pitched laughter]
that I'll be PUNCHING MY TICKET to the GRANDEST STAGE

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>>891565
Look Roman, I understand, I do...

Your family right? They love it that your champ but last year when Seth Rollins kicked your ass at Wrestlemania still stings right?

You see Roman, it's that killer instinct that is the difference between a guy like you... and a guy like Seth Rollins.

It's also the key difference between you... and me Roman, that killer instinct.

I've been in the main event Roman, I've won the main event Roman. I know how to get it done Roman.

You? I don't see it. I just don't see it.

You see Roman, it's all opinions... you've had a hell of a lot of chances and it took the old man refereeing the match for you to actually win?

Whether it's Sheamus, Seth Rollins, John Cena, Randy Orton... whoever... they all beat you because of that killer instinct.

I'm the Cerebral Assassin Roman... I define killer instinct. I made the game. I AM THE GAME ROMAN.

It doesn't matter what you have Roman... all the charisma... all the power... all the fans... you don't have that killer instinct Roman.

You're destined to be the guy who almost made it Roman. That's all you are. A footnote.

And Roman.... *smirks* you can believe that.

>>891578
BOW DOWN THA, BOW DOWN TO THA KING

>>891580
>TRIPLE H HAS MADE A REAL STATEMENT OF INTENT HERE TONIGHT
>ROMAN REIGNS BETTER GET READY MAGGLE, BECAUSE HE'S GOT THE GAME AT WRESTLEMANIA
>DO YOU THINK ROMAN KNOWS WHAT HE'S GETTING HIMSELF INTO BYRON?
>NO

>>891576
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLazJKggCd0

>>891565
>>891576
>>891578

Whoa, hold on now. You're all forgetting one BIG thing.

I'M A DAMN GIANT

>>891568

I think Becky is doing really well considering she wasn't really pushed on the NXT roster until the last month or so

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>>891582

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>>891567
soon brother, soon.

>>891583
Yeah, I agree. She managed to survive a shit gimmick and get over on the main roster, which few other call ups have done. I'm impressed desu.

Too bad she'll become a jobber on main event after Sasha and Nikki etc come back.

>http://www.wwe.com/inside/john-cena-instagram-aj-styles?sf19313481=1
What could it mean?

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>>891565
>>891581
>>891578

>>891588
AJ gets buried on his first night and is thereafter relegated to superstars.

>>891581
>>891580
>>891578
>>891576
>>891565

/asp/ should make their own raw opening segments. these are gold.

>>891586
>sasha factoring at all
maybe at jobbing
>nikki
yea good point, probably will return as a face too.

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Who's going to be the surprise entrants in the rumble this year?

>>891597
daniel bryan

>>891588

John Cena is going to reference Austin 3:16 and AJ Styles wont get it because he's never heard of Stone Cold.

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>>891549
By proclaiming she is Best GIRL

>>891597
Didn't they already post the full Rumble entrant list?

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>>891597
Dubs and there'll be a diva bc "muh diva's revolution"

>>891597
Stephen Amell

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>>891549
>How are you going to celebrate Becky winning the belt

With a beef sandwich

>>891605
You've got to be shitting me

>>891608
it's holes in her tights, there's a better angle of it somewhere

>>891597
Stephanie McMahon

>>891597
aj styles
carlito
boogeyman
big sexy
hhh
the dwayne.

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>Dbry will never be this happy again

>>891615
>carlito

and the crowd goes mild

>>891620
when he knocks up brie and has a kid possibly.

>>891626
Up until the point where the baby crazy Khali Bella steals the kid sure.

>>891620

Good fuck him, shittier wrestler than Reigns, even though that's not saying much.

>>891631
BMJ will slip up or finally cave and knock her up to make the next GOAT cena jr.

>>891626

I hope she miraculously becomes completely infertile because fuck that cunt too.

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>>891634
>mfw we could soon witness the birth of a new wrestling dynasty descended from BMJ

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>>891633

What's on NXMeme tonight?

>>891642

Even Punk was better, even when he was at his laziest. Outside of the chant, there's NOTHING redeeming about Daniel Bryan and the ONLY reason that he was getting cheers was due to that retarded chant and mob mentality that's dumbing down this generation.

>>891647
This is just lazy.
Are you even trying to reel anyone in?

>>891647
>daniel bryan is a bad wrestler
this is the worst b8 ever

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EXCUSE ME

>>891650

>Kicks, diving head butt, kicks, crossface, kicks
>can't talk and COMPLETELY relies on "Yes!/No!" to get his promos over

WHAT DOES HE DO? WHAT MAKES HIM A GOOD WRESTLER?

>>891652

And it's not even good looking kicks either, it's fake looking ones.

>>891652
>he only does le 4 moves xD (ignoring the fact that this is actually false)
I bet you think John Cena is a bad wrestler as well

>>891651
GILF

>>891652
>Thinks wrestling is all about the big moves
18+

>>891654
>responding with any seriousness to literally the worst attempt at trolling I have ever witnessed

/asp/ies are newfags, lads.

>>891654

Even Cena has more moves than him, and at least he doesn't need to rely on a shitty chant for when he talks on the mic, since he doesn't need to.

>>891651
damn i miss her, still want to give her the pipe too.

>>891645
Do you want the results?

>>891654

Cena has never had a good match in which he wasn't carried, fact. Carried by Punk, Bryan, Owens, Zayn, even Neville.

>>891657
eh just cements the fact of what we figured they are trying to blend in but we know they are in here.

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>he unironically likes le YES meltzer man

>>891660

Non spoiler pls

So Darren Young and Damien Sandow are a tag team now?

http://www.wwe.com/shows/royalrumble/2016/fatal-4-way-kickoff-match-28549805

>>891665
Zayn vs Joe vs Corbin - number 1 contenders match is on

>>891567
Marathon tonight!

>>891666
>Dudleys ALREADY on pre-show
Jesus...

RAW RATINGS:

8 p.m: 3.775 million viewers
9 p.m: 3.591 million viewers
10 p.m: 3.123 million viewers

Overall: 3.496 million viewers

This is UP from last week (3.323 million viewers).

>>891652
Wwe face Bryan sucks I agree

He's not a bad wrestler at all though he's shown before even in wee he's good

>>891675
>go home raw to biggest ppv other than wm
>end with 3m viewers

This is terrible

Where did the term "go home show" come from?

In my mind I always want to think it's the show after a PPV even though that's super wrong.

>>891652
I bet you hate Malenko and Storm too.

>>891682
Because Eddie and Benoit were a million times better. Benoit was Bryan without the yes, but Eddie was at least half decent on the mic.

>>891666
I'm glad we only have to have two of these eight taking up spots in the rumble. I hope Mark and Swagger win.

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>ITT: Anti-smarks still getting worked by the GOAT

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>>891681
it's a vestige from the territory days where the promotion would "go home" to their base city to have their biggest shows of the year

WWF would "go home" to MSG in NYC
WCCW would "go home" to The Sportatorium in Dallas
ect.

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>>891685
>GOAT
Lol k

>>891685
18+

>>891687
>literally Bryan's wife
>fans do the Bryan chant at her
it's almost like it makes sense...
Woah...

>>891687

This pretty much proves that the "Yes!" chant was the ONLY thing that was over.

If Bryan didn't have that chant, no one would give a flying shit about him, if anything they would want him off the fucking screen and he would still hang around with the Wyatts jobbing to everyone like he should.

>>891683
I never thought any of the Radicals were anything special on the mic. Iirc, their thing was being in ring badasses instead of crowd working superfags.

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>>891683
benoit and eddie are almost equal in terms of being an overall wrestler. Eddie had the mic skills but benoit was superior in ring. No one ever "flowed" from move to move like Eddie did though. I miss them both so much.

Malenko was great because he seemingly knew how to do every move and hold imaginable

>>891686
er meant msg/hammerstein ballroom

>>891692

But still, hopefully at the end of the day, Benoit is rotting in hell.

>>891689
>ever ysingle fan including the kids and marks know thats his wife
nah, the chant is just that over.

Am I the only one who thinks Finn Balor and/or Becky Lynch have some form of aspergers?

>>891689

>people cheering for the Divas EVER

Keep denying, Bryanfag.

>>891689
Since when was beeg Bryan's wife?

>>891606
Thank god

>>891684
worlds strongest real americans might be a good team.

>>891700

Remember that time with Big Show just showing up in a semi, standing there doing nothing?

>>891697
They both do. It's cute.

>WWE has a new poll asking fans how many Superstars will WWE World Heavyweight Champion Roman Reigns eliminate in the Royal Rumble on Sunday - none, one, between two and five, between six and eleven, he'll tie his own record with 12 or he'll break his own record with 13 or more. With over 2,000 votes, 55% believe he will break his own record. 20% believe he will eliminate between six and eleven.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAH

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>>891697
I dont know about Lynch, she has better mic skills than most of the current mens roster

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDGwD4bq764 [Embed]
I fucking love these boys.

also, wasnt Rich Swann in NXT?

>>891696
>literally promos every week about stephanie stripping bryan of the title
>t-t-they d-didn't know

>>891666
>the roster is so thin again that were literally having an 8 man tag match playa with the jobbers on a Big 4 preshow

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>>891662

>outlels always carry cena
>using lelvitt b8

>>891705
He should be able to eliminate at least 20. The entire roster are jabroni jobbers and then Brock, triple h, Jericho, sheamus, ADR, big show

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>Kaitlyn will never come back

;_;

I hate this Dan Hernandez cuck on observer live, nigga sucks literal cocks to have an accent like that... fuck him

>>891662
Well when you only know 5 moves, it's a miracle you can even have a good match.
Thankfully we had guys like danielson and brookes to carry him in the past.

>>891686

That's pretty obvious, I'm disappointed I didn't figure that out on my own.

Then again I don't really watch territory era except some WCCW

>>891720

>John Cena only has le 5 moves of doom hahaha! XD
Nice meme faggot, Cena has as many, if not more moves than your faggot indie darlings, not to mention a better look, 1000x better promo skills, box-office appeal, celebrity icon status, over 500(five hundred) granted make a wish wishes, literally every accolade someone could want in the modern era in wrestling except the IC title(which he will elevate when he's done with the us title), a smoking hot girlfriend who he's not tied down to so he doesn't need to be assed with kids or divorce fees, and my boy can rap.
So how about I school your dumb ass and name some of those moves I alluded to earlier shall I?
>AA
>Spin-out powerbomb
>STF
>Cenacanrana
>DDT
>Diving crossbody
>Diving leg drop bulldog
>Dropkick, sometimes from the top rope
>Elbow drop
>Emerald Flowsion
>Five Knuckle Shuffle
>Half nelson dropped into a neckbreaker
>Lariat
>Monkey flip
>Multiple suplex variations
>Belly-to-back
>Fisherman
>Gutwrench
>Side belly-to-belly
>Running leaping shoulder block
>Running one–handed bulldog
>Sitout hip toss
>Sitout powerbomb
>Spinebuster
>Springboard stunner
>Sunset flip powerbomb
>Throwback and many more moves

Oh my, did reading all of that make your head spin? Are your cheeks red from anger over being BTFO and embarassed over the internet?
How about you go and take your CM Punk: Best in the World dvd and your Daniel Bryan yes shirt and jack off while watching the dvd and clean your 2 inch circumcised cock off with the shirt before I go ahead and embarrass your stupid fat ass again.
P.S: Next time, try another Kevin Nash quad joke, MARK!

>>891713
Her boobs are actually pretty disgusting when you realize how fake they are.

>>891695
thank you for qualifying my statement for me so I don't look like a bad person because I care what other anonymous posters think of me on an image board

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Don't mind me, just being the superior indie promotion

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Is he autistic?

>>891720
Kill yourself

>>891723

Plus all he really has to do is lift people, which is what 90% of those indie faggots on the roster CAN'T do.

>>891702
They've beaten up The Ascension on Superstars a couple time. Swagger takes hits for a while then Mark comes in to win.

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>>891691
double ho 7 dean malenko was decent on the mic during that gimmick.

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>There were some people within WWE down on Tyler Breeze after he asked for permission to leave a recent WWE TV taping early. Once word got out that Breeze did leave early, other people started talking and this led to some members of WWE management, who did not know about the request, getting angry with Breeze.

>There was a feeling that Breeze just came from NXT and was already disrespecting the business and the company, so they would just "squash him out" because of the heat. No word yet on how long the "de-push" will last but hopefully not much longer.

>le Reigns gassed may may

The guy's a fucking former football player, how the fuck would he get "gassed"?

If he wasn't "gassed" you all would be bitching that he's no selling instead.

>>891737
Why would he leave early wtf

>As seen above, TMZ recently caught up with Brie Bella and Daniel Bryan while they were traveling. The couple jokes about the Bella Buster being the most dangerous wrestling move before the photographer actually asks them if they practice the move naked in the bedroom. Bryan laughs and says no they don't while Brie says, "every night!''

Why the hell would anyone ask a stranger that

>>891737
LOOKS EVERYBODY IT'S A JOBBER

>>891706
well he'll start one on one with some mid card heel he throws out in like 30 seconds
2-6 will be fucking jobbers he'll eliminate one on one
so that's 5
7-9 will probably have one guy who will be a challenge like beeg or maybe two league of nations guys get in at the same time and pacify him who he'll take out later
10-25 he's probably getting a little beauty sleep near the barricade (hopefully the crowd starts chanting
randoms eliminating other randoms
then he'll do his big comeback and eliminate 4 people at once
then it will be final 4: Dean, Brock, HHH, Reigns
he'll probably take all of them out

Doesn't sound too unreasonable to me

>>891744
Is that you Yeti?

>>891748
Who?

>>891749
18+

>>891750
He's a literally who you fucking retard

>>891753
Please have sex

>>891749
Big action bronson

>>891755
Who?

>>891737
W E W
E
W

Who did he ask that management did not know about it if it weren't for word of mouth?

What's with these rookies and being absolutely stupid? Like Based Josh committing career suicide the other day.

>>891737
>5 (five) years in developmental
>will never (ever) amount to anything

>>891760
it's the next generation of entitled youth

unless you are related to the Rock (Dwayne Johnson, Check out San Andreas coming to Netflix!) you have to pay your dues

>>891737
>No word yet on how long the "de-push" will last but hopefully not much longer.
>hopefully not much longer

Who the fuck is thinking that? Good, let him continue being buried in jobber hell like he should be.

>>891742
>Why the hell would anyone ask a stranger that
its tmz brah, thats what they do, brie knows, bryan doesnt.

Guys, where is DEVITT?

>>891578
Good, except he's already a two-time champ, so he kinda ALREADY made it.

>>891695
Triggered

can someone tell me who beeg and bbygurl is.

>>891786
Surprise return at the Rumble

>>891790
Read Beeg out loud.
Watch RAW and see some promo of a man who's hugely overpushed.

Going to the RoH show on Saturday. AJ Styles will be meeting with fans in his last appearance in the indies. What should I ask him?

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>>891790
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fuQeijqxD8

>>891792

ok i get bbygurl now. but not beeg

thanks

>>891796
What number

>>891791
Screencapped. Don't disappoint me.

>>891798
Beeg - Beeg Show

>>891738

Also the "Reigns can't lift Breeze" may may, when on last Raw he lifted Rusev (who's obviously 2x HEAVIER than Faggot Breeze) just fine.

>>891803

the man that gravity remembered.

got it. thanks

>>891805
>the man that gravity remembered
That's Owen Hart

t. Booker T

>>891804
its just that one guy that goes on about that

>>891804
>implying it wasn't Based Rusev's core strength

>>891796
Ask him if he'd give a shout out to /asp/

He did it for Botchamania

>>891804
You mean how he lifted him for that powerbomb when Rusev was seated on the top turnbuckle after going up there with Reigns over his shoulders?

>>891796
Ask him if he's come to terms with his large following in the ghey cuhmoonity

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So how will WWE react to based Josh btfoing some jobbers the other day?

Obviously before the heat he was being primed as the next face of the company but will they keep going ahead with the plan?

I suppose Hogan had heat on top, Big Josh just needs to keep calm and deal with it.

>>891796
ask him if he's excited to get pinned by a real wrestler like Roman Reigns

>>891816
Based Josh vs Roman in a race war match at wm

http://www.wwe.com/inside/john-cena-instagram-aj-styles?sf19313481=1

So AJ Styles is 100% confirmed for the rumble right?

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>>891796
Ask his opinion about the gay community

>>891820
Some reports are saying he's not going to be in the Rumble but on RAW the next night instead.

https://twitter.com/MATTHARDYBRAND/status/689864590558150656

based Fatt Lardy btfo Roman, Jay Lethal and Okada

If Chris jerigoat runs with the just fuck my shit up gimmick from a couple threads ago it could easily be up there with Jericho's best gimmicks/years

>>891824
I COULD SLAP A TOMATO

>>891822
I wonder what theme he will use, honestly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niOM9zbIs4k
the one he used in TNA at the end was top tier

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>>891824
>BREAKING: AJ Styles set to start working for #WWE this week.

>>891829

I'm okay with it

>>891824
>TNA fans care so little about their own wrestlers that Matt has to shitpost on Twitter toward other world champions to get heat

>>891827
That was a very underrated theme and time period for him.
Unless WWE bought the rights to it, he'll probably just come out to a rip-off of "GET READY TO FLY".

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>>891592
I agree

>>891832

>yfw AJ Styles gets a generic DUDE GUITAR RIFFS LMAO theme from CFO$

But yeah I actually stopped watching after they stripped AJ out of the title after it and he left. I think at the end it was basically him vs almost whole roster and I think only Sting went out to help him but it didn't do much.
>helps main event mafia take out aces and eights
>Mr Kennedy/Anderson finishes it off in the end
>that IM TAKING THE TITLE WITH ME LMAO angle
If only they didn't fuck it up fully

>>891816
White Roman Reigns?

>>891837
After a year of shit TNA is good again lmao

>>891816
someone will prank him or stiff him.

>>891840
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhslUytzX9Y
It's hilarious how many people from this match are now with WWE

>>891840
The problem was taping so much content at once.
Pretty much 90% of the World Title tournament was a snoozefest.
Plus DA made them change their tapings to the week BEFORE a PPV, so they had to rework everything and make Slammiversary a One Night Only event.
The deal with Jarrett was pointless too and lead to nothing.

>>891728
Who?

>>891834
shut up tripshit

post shit commentary
>"I'M A GIANT!"
>YES YOU ARE

>>891760
>What's with these rookies and being absolutely stupid? Like Based Josh committing career suicide the other day.
millennials mostly josh being a dumbass and just tweeting whatever the fuck comes to his mind to get the smarks on his side, the breeze thing though hopefully it was for a good reason and not just some lame excuse.

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>>891852
Ayyy

>>891549
great OP desu

Way better than that """"""""Bo$$""""""""""" one from yesterday

rosetty clan sucks cock

glorified jobbers

>>891824
Those three are better than Matt desu

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>>891858
>hopefully it was for a good reason
That's the thing though, these fags these days think having a bad hair day or your friend you only met on facebook dying is a good excuse.

No matter where you are working, when you're new or just got a promotion, you stay on point and stay entire work days for at least your first year unless there's an emergency i.e; child related issues, parents etc. and you make sure you let the proper people know, this dumbass probably told a coworker to let them know he was leaving early.

This fruit probably wanted the day off early because they were having a sale at Dickies

>it's a Becky Lynch battles the English language episode

Looks like AJ Styles is just more food for the big dog
AWOOOOOOOO ROMAN

what's the worst wrestling site and why is it wrestlingforum?

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>WWE has announced The Dudley Boyz vs. The Ascension vs. Jack Swagger and Mark Henry vs. Darren Young and Damien Sandow for Sunday's WWE Royal Rumble Kickoff pre-show. The winners will earn a spot in the 30-man Rumble main event.

>Jack Swagger and Mark Henry

>Darren Young and Damien Sandow

>>891898
why is this even necessary

>>891905
Gotta have dat preshow family

>>891898
Woa lame

>>891737
>>891737
>was already disrespecting the business and the company
Well what do you expect from a guy which company that made him a jobber just because some old senile fuck only likes Mastodons to get pushes fucked your main roster career before it began?

What's with the Anti-Reigns bandwagon/circlejerk?
10 years ago it was Cena and now it's Ramen
Why does everyone want to fucking murder this guy?

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>>891664

>unironically posts le no charisma swing man

>>891911

Because they decided to get emotionally invested in a soap opera

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>>891883

>sit around all day doing nothing because thats how the dinosaurs did it 50 years ago

WWE needs to fuck off and realize its 2016 and that "THOSE" days are long gone

>>891916
It's the current year indeed

>>891916
>some new NXT guy who has had barely a sip of water on the main roster cant be assed to watch matches from veterans and perhaps pick up something
millennials in a nutshell.

>Sami Zayn vs Adam Rose
>Apollo Crews vs Tye Dillinger
>Baron Corbin vs Rich Swan
>Bayley & Carmella vs Alexa Bliss & Emma
>Samoa Joe vs Johnny Gargano

pretty good card tonight to be honest

>>891911
20 years ago it was Dwayne
30 years ago it was Hulkster
50 years ago it was Bruno

Roman is the top face now so smarks jeer him

>>891928
all it needed was either jordan and gable or enzo and cass and it would be excellent.

>>891929
>rock
>Hogan
>bruno

Wat

>>891929
>Bruno
lol there were barely any smarks then

>>891935
Well they made Bruno really really strong

>>891936
Nothing wrong with Roman looking strong to be honest
He'll get his big loss sooner or later, guys like Austin barely lost clean, but it's a good thing

>>891911
>Roman was THE man but smart fans wanted the bearded manlet
>Bitter chipmunk blasts The Shield specifically Roman because WWE producers keep telling him that he has to make him look really strong in a PPV

>>891938
Its going to be either to someone debuting, built up or someone returning and it will be a solid win for that person.

>>891938
He already lost big in Wrestlemania and if dirtsheets are correct he'll also be humiliated again in the Rumble. Seriously though, fuck Roman chasing the belt. No one is ever going to BALEEB that he's an underdog.

>>891713
Who?? Looks like an ugly man-looking whore.

>>891940
>Roman was THE man
What?

>>891549
>Banksetty

Lol what?

>>891816

Based Big Josh 2bh

>>891829

top lel

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Horrible feet

i hope josh is on this/next season of total divas

>>891969
gross

>>891924
This.
Austin learned a lot when he first started because Dutch Mantel told him to sit down and watch the matches the others were having.
Now these fucking kids think they don't have to because they watched their RoH dvds a couple of times.

>Former ROH and TNA champion Austin Aries will be in Pittsburgh this week and will undergo WWE's medical screening process while he's there, according to PWInsider.com.

>Aries first met with WWE officials backstage at an NXT taping in Florida several months ago. This is the first time since then that there has been talk of Aries possibly joining the company. PWInsider reports that while nothing is signed yet, the two sides are in talks.

>Austin Aries' TNA contract expired on June 28, 2015. He remained on TNA TV until the fall due to how far in advance Impact was taped.

wwe could have an amazing intercontinental title scene with a little fucking effort.

>>891992
>people competing for a belt that is cursed to injure its holder
If they played up the supernatural angle it might be fun.

>>891992
aries is going to sexual harass someone and be fired not too long after. His best bet is to stay in NXT for a while.

>>891996
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPZCGleqh7M

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What the fuck since when is Rich Swann in NXT?

>>892004
hes been signed for a while, he was just doing house shows for a bit.

>>892004
signed in September with Biff. Debuted tonight

>>891549
Bayley can save wwe more than AJ Style, more than Finn Balor, more than Owens, more than Samoa Joe..Just saying.

https://youtu.be/0cETueDT-Bk?t=4m33s

This right here pretty much will put all Bryan defenders in their place.

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>>892008
>>892007

I heard rumors of it but I didn't know he officially signed. Just saw his match and he looks great

He can carry the hell out of a match

>>892009
How to save WWE:

Admit Linda is never going to succeed in politics and ditch the PG bullshit.

>>892009
no doubt shes the female equivalent of big match john.

>>892012
she hasnt ran in forever, they are keeping it PG because of the AD revenue and sponsorships.

>>892012
Its no PG because of Linda. She quit running also

>>892009
>>892012

Steph will continue to ruin every female who gets on the main roster

Do you not remember a few months ago when she was taking credit for the "NXT Divas"

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Did Izzy die?

>>891821
THE GAY COMMUNITY

>>892018

She got arrested

>>892015
This

Smarks don't know that it was also PG during the Attitude era and mainstream TV wasn't as PC back then

>>891970
why? hes married to a non diva

he is clearly fucking paige on the DL though

>>891549
Carmella is absolute garbage.

Urgh.

Back to Full-Sail I see. Is there a worst crowd in wrestling?

I think Sashetty rolls of the tongue better.

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>>892019

>>892029
is she only liked because Eva Marie is around?

Anyone else think Finn Balor can be the next legit action star, way beyond shitty preformers like cena and orton...suck one.

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>>892035
at least eva marie is hot and has big nice boobs

>>892037
Yes and eva marie is clearly the better wrestler of the 2

>>892037
>being hot makes up for everything else
>especially when it's the trashiest sort of "hot" there is
Good job Vince.

>>892037
Not even memeing.

Please, please have sex.

>>892039
>>892040
18+

which one of you manchildren is this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPPTMiwpXa8

>>892041
Wouldn't people who think hot=good wrestling be the <18 crowd?

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>>892041

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>Johnny Gargano fucks Candice and I dont

>>892022
he is separated from his wife

he would be on the show because he is always with paige. you might be right they could be dating idk

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>>892043
>women
>wrestling

18+

WHEN HAFAYEL'S HEAD CLATTERS OFF THE CANVAS

>>891911
He's irritating. He's super punchable when he's trying to be charismatic and only passable when they don't let him talk.

>>892046
Really?
They just showed them together happy with a daughter on breaking ground

>>892052
How did that horse fit into that lingere?

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>>892052
>mfw people actually find sasha attractive

Smackdown is airing right now in Canada. Did anything interesting happen?

>>892051
that show was taped ages ago, he is 100% separated from his wife.

>>892052
nice bulge

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>>892056
>>892062

I would

all night

at full force

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>>891549
I really do hope Bex wins on Sunday, she seems to genuinely love wrestling.

>>892068
Hoping for this then a solid reset with Sasha getting away from team bad

>>892051
im surprised it didn't make "dirtsheets", people on twitter were flipping shit because he posted snaps of him dancing with paige and staying at her place until someone confirmed he wasn't with his wife anymore.

>>892047
>imagine having Tori as your wife
>Brock picked the wrong blonde and took Mark Mero's sloppy seconds

>>891690
That Dan-iel Bry-an chant was pretty over too

>>892080

Because they know the guy that does the chant.

>>892078
>implying Taker didn't snatch up the most waifu material woman in WWE

Seeing Tye Dillinger's knee exposed for his finisher makes me realize how much I hate seeing bare knees and how unattractive they are.

>>892087
They always look frail, If you look at the Ziggles cash in Del Rio limping on an exposed knee looked like he was dying.

>>892086
Michelle McCool was great wife material, Undertaker chose well.

>>892086
>implying taker didn't take literally the best of everything in wwe
>best wife
>in the first of the best gimmick matches
>21 year long undefeated streak
>respected in the locker room
>best entrance
>Vince will do anything he can to fellate you because taker is solely his creation

Does anyone have it as good as taker?

>>892084
Ok pal

>>892094
>Does anyone have it as good as taker?
Anyone who didn't ruin their body with a quarter-century of punishment. But in wrestling, nobody.

>marrying a female wrestler/valet who most likely slept with half the roster to get to that spot

This is why Jhon is smart and ahead of everybody

>>892104
He's ahead of everybody because he agreed to be a cartoon character instead of holding out to be a superhero.

>>892094
>Vince will do anything he can to fellate you because taker is solely his creation
>Does anyone have it as good as taker?

>hhh fucks his daughter and is in line to control his entire company

hmmmmm

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>>892045
>he had a hickie on his neck during his promo on NXT this week

>>892052
Ugly

Watching smackdown right now. Is the entire LoN gonna job to Ramen?

>angle is never coming back
>not even to manage Jordan and Gable

fuck HHH

Angle's American Alpha

fuck HHH

>Bliss' but on NXT this week
My god

>>892117
He wins by DQ

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>>892111
Trips confirm Trips is the GOAT

>>892062
nice 5 incher im guessing

Holy fuck, I'm watching an episode from July (my first time watching nonwwe wrestling) and its terrible. Spot fest, all the moves are predictable as fuck

>>892109
she will birth the GOAT son.

>>892125

Episode of what?

>>892118
team real american with the swag man.

>>892127
>John having kids

>>892111
A post about trips gets trips fitting. Either way he will always have to live with the fact that no one respects him because of that. If someone else booked him as strong as he was it's one thing, but when you book it yourself you lose all respect even if it's the right booking. Although I think Haitch gets a bad rap, I'm pretty sure at heart he is a big softie trying to convince everyone all his life that he was tough.

>>892129
Haha my bad, Lucha Underground


I noticed I get some random network (El Rey?) that is just showing Lucha all night

>>892133
IDK about his whole life but I ran into him at an airport a couple of years ago and he was fucking fantastic.

>>892135
gets good after Aztec Warfare (episode 9)

the first few tapings were messed up because a bunch of them screwed up their visas in mexico so they were just randomly throwing shit out there

>>892136
I mean earlier in his career he was probably a douche, cause that's kind of what you did back then. If the Kliq didn't like you, you got Vader-ed. But I honestly think he was just trying to be Mr. Tough guy. I've known a lot of people that were super sensitive caring people who felt like they had to convince everyone that they were bad asses, and Haitch fits the way they acted, and subsequently act now that they are older. But it's pretty hard to change opinions of you when you are in the public eye and are guilty by association with the biggest fuck heads not named Hogan. I dunno, my two cents.

>>892135
really? fuck yea i guess i know what im watching until sleep.

when did Bliss get good at character work

>Heath Slater's new stable of literally who jobbers not named Four Man Bland
Missed opportunity tbqh.

Just watched the new episode of Total Divas.
Do they seriously think anyone is buying this obviously scripted love triangle?

>>892148
>THE ONLY THING BETTER THAN A THREE MAN BAND...IS FOUR BAYYABBAAY!

>>892150
Wait, you mean a reality TV show is scripted?

A reality TV show about behind the scenes of a scripted "sporting" promotion?

Fucking mindblowing man.

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>>891578
Oh Hunter I think you forgot me

You see you been teased get me like a dog on a chain but for no longer

I'm going to get in your head hunter and your family's

I'm the real cerebral assassin and this Royal rumble I will win and hunted you down

Follow the buzzards

>>892153
I know right?

>>892078
Makes me believe brick is actually autistic

>muh waifu

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>>891828
>AJ starts on the main roster
>gets the US title from Del Rio at Fastlane
>well...now what?
>now...we wait until the next PPV, then Del Rio can have the title
>and after that?
>...I haven't thought that far ahead...tackle it when we get there
>Isn't this exactly what we've done to Breeze, Neville, Owens, Dudleys, the Ascension...
>who?
>fast forward to September 2016
>AJ Styles Neville and Titus O' Neil vs Stardust and the Ascension on the preshow at NoC

>>892117

>watching smackdown

>>892148
Quit shitposting Josh.

>>892159
Not only he is autistic but also a cuck

Sable was plowed by everyone before getting married and Brock has his wife's son

>>892170

Go call him a cuck to his face

>>892155
>Hours late
>Way too short to be a bray promo
0/10 see me after class.

>>892171
I got powerslammed by BEEG and Mark Henry in an in-ring meet and greet a few years ago, I can take a F5 just fine.

I'd even oversell it

>>892172
Not only that, he never said "Man" even once. It's like he didn't even apply himself.

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Triple H – 6/5
Roman Reigns – 9/5
Brock Lesnar – 3/1
Bray Wyatt – 15/1
The Rock – 16/1
Daniel Bryan – 18/1
Dean Ambrose – 20/1
Kevin Owens – 20/1
The Undertaker – 25/1
Rusev – 33/1
Sheamus – 33/1
Braun Strowman – 33/1
AJ Styles – 33/1
Ryback – 35/1
Finn Balor – 40/1
Cesaro – 40/1
Dolph Ziggler – 40/1
Alberto Del Rio – 50/1
Chris Jericho – 50/1
Randy Orton – 50/1
Vince or Shane McMahon- 65/1
Kalisto – 66/1
Neville – 75/1
The Big Show – 80/1
Mark Henry – 95/1

>>892162
Seems legit

>>892175

If I send you money can you bet on Trips for me. Those are unreal odds for something so sure fire.

>>892177
Two days ago it was Roman, Triple H and then Brock Lesnar

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>>892047

HNNG

Torrie was so much hotter than that ladder Keibler.

>>892179

Found the underage cuck.

>>892179
>not wanting to climb Keebles

>>892179
>you will never be Shane and say "Hey dad, I want to bone her!" and then he'll say "Hell yeah DAMMIT"

>>892172
Bray had they shits and need to get done quick before he shit himself again

>>892178

Sad I can't bet on it 2bh

>>892171
even the worlds toughest cuck is still a cuck

>>892175

At those odds, I'd like me some Bray.

>>892174
I did not say man

>>892185

okay kid

>>892175

>Cesaro 40/1

Pretty fucking good odds for someone who's still months away from returning from a shoulder injury. God damn, Vegas is stupid.

>>892186

>Not Kana

I love Becky, but I'm flaccid thanks to you.

Below Mark Henry is actually Jeff Hardy and the rest of the Boolit Club

>>892170
Cuck lesnar

>>892175

>Taker wins
>WM main event is Triple H vs. Taker (End of an era for real this time)

>>891737

>de-push

In what world was he EVER pushed?

>>892194

Beating Dolph Ziggler clean in a PPV can be considered a push.

>>892193
>its a thrice in a lifetime wrestlemania
>haitch vs taker
>Cena vs rock

>>892193
Nah, Vegas does that everytime

Last year they had Juff, Kurt Angle and Sami Zayn

There won't be any NXT callups in this Rumble since the main focus is Bork/Roman/Hunter

AJ Styles and Finn Balor will debut after Wrestlemania

>>892199
>>892199
>>892199

>>892197
Aj will debut whenever John Cena is returning aka the ROYAL RUMBLE

Thesz/Flair Award: AJ Styles (ROH/NJPW)

Most Outstanding Wrestler: AJ Styles (ROH/NJPW)

Tag Team of the Year: The Young Bucks (ROH/NJPW/PWG)

Most Improved: Bayley (NXT)

Most Charismatic: Shinsuke Nakamura (NJPW)

Best Technical Wrestler: Zack Sabre Jr. (NOAH & Brit Indies)

Bruiser Brody Memorial Award (Best Brawler): Tomohiro Ishii (NJPW)

Best Flying Wrestler: Ricochet (Lucha Underground, Dragon Gate & NJPW)

Most Overrated: Kane (WWE)

Most Underrated: Cesaro (WWE)

Promotion of the Year: New Japan Pro-Wrestling

Best Weekly TV Show: NXT

Match of the Year: Shinsuke Nakamura (c) vs. Kota Ibushi (NJPW Wrestle Kingdom 9)

Rookie of the Year: Chad Gable (NXT)

Best Non-Wrestler: Dario Cueto (Lucha Underground)

Best Announcer: Mauro Ranallo (NJPW)

Worst Announcer: JBL (WWE)

Show of the Year: NJPW Wrestle Kingdom 9

Worst Show of the Year: AAA TripleMania XXIII

Best Wrestling Maneuver: Styles Clash

Most Disgusting Promotional Tactic: Using Reid Flair's death to generate hype

Worst Weekly TV Show: WWE Raw

Worst Match of the Year: Los Villanos vs. Psycho Circus (AAA TripleMania XXIII)

Worst Feud: PCB vs. BAD vs. Bellas (WWE)

Worst Company: TNA Wrestling

Best Booker: Triple H / Ryan Ward (NXT)

Best Gimmick: The New Day (WWE)

Worst Gimmick: Stardust (WWE)

Best Box Office Draw - Conor McGregor (Brock Lesnar came in 3rd)

Best Feud - McGregor vs Aldo (Sasha Banks vs Bayley came in 2nd)

Best On Interviews - Conor McGregor (Paul Heyman came in 2nd)

Promoter of the year - Dana White (Takaaki Kidani from NJPW came in 2nd)

Thoughts?