100 /asp/ lifehacks general

>>891153
Actually, do boxing, but only for a few weeks.
It's always useful to train with the fisting specialists and learn from them.

In general, don't limit yourself to one art. Always look at other arts, try them out, see if you can integrate something into your style.
This also keeps your own art fresh.

>>891497
This
Spread out, knowledge is power

4. Don't be a vanilla midget.

5. Grab the brass ring.

I find using a jab to stuff opponents strikes then close for the clench is a good combo if you are comfortable/want to be on the inside and you opponents foot work is not on point.

Experience is only as credible as how it's interpreted.

>>891602

6. Get 'roided if 4 is preventing you from 5.

>>891153
>2. When in doubt, punch the neck
explain

>>891845
7. If you have a family avoid doing diving headbutts while on steroids.

8. Be related to The Rock

>>891965

9. Only talk about Niggers when no one can record you.

>>891153
If it comes down to getting your ass handed to you, just fight dirty.

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Just get something off of Amazon.

10. Don't be foreign.

11. Make fun of people's testicles when cutting a promo

>>891958
It's not as common or perhaps even effective target as the face but it's still gonna fuck someone up and a good punch to the generally less protected neck can lead to more punches to the face.

12. if youre into HEMA, youre a faggot. Man up, learn to take hits and pick a real combat sport.

>>892058
I heard fighters aim for the neck because that's where the opponent's chin is gonna be when they chin down. So it's not actually about hitting the neck but the chin.

13. If you are an up and coming star avoid Cena at all costs.

>>892075
It's a foul if you punch them in the throat by accident.

14. Do not go into a BJJ gym and challenge the head black belt (or even a blue belt) unless you know what you're doing. And the odds are if you know what you're doing, you wouldn't be going in to challenge them. Because the odds are, your krotty maga will not stand a chance against most of the dudes in the gym.

>>891153
15. train a solid weapon art, changes your perspective and you peek at an older age

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16 train your body everyday and when youre sick train your mind.

17. You can thumb the enter key from your mouse.

100. Just buy a fucking gun