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Have you thanked your lord and savior today?
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cum
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So does anyone have a definitive answer as to why spooky fedora man kisses people on the forehead before his finisher?
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>there actually a change Bray could win the Rumble

Is Russo back?
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>>890764

Because it looks like anime, and neckbeards love anime.
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DANIEL BRYAN IS FOLLOWING MELTZER ON TWITTER
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>>890764
Because he's doing it out of love. It's for the best.
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>>890764
It's in the first Sister Abigail story.

Her touch can save the world, but her kiss burns it to the ground.
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>>890764
Probably got thrown in just to make him unsettling.
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>>890770

Who cares.
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>>890767
he looked pretty strong in the last rumble and now he has a giant of his own
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>>890774
It means he's talking with him and telling him what WWE doesn't want anyone else to know.
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>>890770
Not much to do with /wwe/. Take it up in /meltzer/.

(polite sage for off-topic)
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>>890779

And? Who the fuck cares about Daniel Bryan?
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>>890770
>FOLLOWING [redacted] ON TWITTER
In kayfabe, >dirtsheets don't actually exist. The more you know.
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>>890782
I would venture to guess, I don't know...99.9% of wrestling fans.
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>Chris Jericho kicks off SmackDown with a promo about the Royal Rumble. WWE Tag Team Champions The New Day interrupt and remember Francesca The Trombone again. This segment leads to The New Day vs. The Usos and Dolph Ziggler

>The Usos and Dolph Ziggler defeated The New Day with a triple superkick

>Becky Lynch defeated Alicia Fox by submission

>The Miz comes out for another edition of Miz TV. His guest is Kevin Owens and WWE Intercontinental Champion Dean Ambrose. They talk about their Last Man Standing match at Royal Rumble. Ambrose ended up hitting Dirty Deeds on The Miz. Owens then hit a pop-up powerbomb on Miz to end the segment

>Bray Wyatt defeated Ryback

>Titus O'Neil defeated Stardust

>WWE World Heavyweight Champion Roman Reigns defeated Rusev, Sheamus, King Barrett and WWE United States Champion Alberto Del Rio in a Handicap Match by DQ. The Usos ran down to even the odds and assist Reigns after the disqualification. The Wyatt Family then came to the ring and attacked, ending SmackDown
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>>890770
hes going to ask for a job at the observer probably
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>>890782
Manlets and smarks
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>>890785

No one besides a crowd of Philly smarks gave a flying shit about Daniel Bryan post WM-30.

Hell most were chanting "CM Punk" during the Bryan segments.
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>You got your Finn Balors, your Samoa Joes, your Sami Zayn, those journeymen, the guys who have been at it in this business for such a long time. It's such a great opportunity for them to sink their teeth in and reap the benefits of all their hard work. But, that being said, if they come in my ring, debut or not, I'm going to send their ass flying over that top rope. That's the way it's gotta be.

BASED REIGNS
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>>890790
Did you hear the Daniel Bryan chants in Brooklyn that Vince got pissed at or do you just have selective hearing?
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>>890790
>Hell most were chanting "CM Punk" during the Bryan segments.

post one.
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>>890792

"HURR WE'RE STICKING IT TO THE COMPANY! LET'S CHANT RANDOM SHIT!"

Even though these retarded Brooklyn faggots bought tickets to see the show.
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>>890792
>Daniel Bryan chants
>Vince yells at the crowd
>Deafening CM Punk chants
>Vince just stands there awkwardly
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>>890786
>triple superkick
I really fucking hope they all didn't go for a cover. Nothing stupider than a ref counting multiple pins.

>Owens then hit a pop-up powerbomb on Miz to end the segment
That doesn't even make sense. Is Miz taking all these bumps (more than usual, at least) part of the gimmick now?
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>>890794
You realize you just disproved your own point, right?
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>>890770
>>890787
>bryan becomes a dirtsheet writer so he can report that he's been cleared
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>>890794

And don't get me started on Boston, and them chanting "HURR WE WANT CENA! CENA SUCKS!"

These are by far the worst cities on the planet.
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>>890786
>Bray defeated Ryback
It's not fair bros
Ryback should be in the top of the card instead of this
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>>890803

Ryback is more fucking over than Bray is, which is a shame.

The otherwise dead Columbus, OH crowd reacted greatly to Ryback being in the ring, but the moment that he got pinned, the crowd went COMPLETELY silent.
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>>890786
>brayyy lmao defeats Ryback
Looks promising.
>titus O'Neil defeats stardust again
Fucking WHY? Why do they even have a match? I like stardust, but who the fuck cares about some feud he has with happy negro that they never even once talk about themselves since forever and a half ago? Like they can't be that pressed for filler.
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AS A MATTER OF FACT ROMAN
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>>890806

And the crowd was still dead when the Wyatts dominated over Reigns and Brock. NO ONE CARES ABOUT THESE JOBBERS!
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>>890802
> Boston wanting Cena

When at any point in the last decade has this ever happened?
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>>890812

It fucking happened like a few months ago, when Reigns finally became a hothead.
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>>890809
>serious-ass face on a birthday card

Who made this?
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>"wrestling"
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>>890812

TLC 2015
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>>890811
But they were booing.

That crowd was mostly pretty weak anyway.
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>>890811
It didn't help that the crowd fucking sucked the whole night, either.
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>>890813
Oh, you mean when the crowd was dumping on a Reigns/Sheamus main event?

Did you not get that they were clearly havin' a giggle? Speed up.
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>>890814
The King of Kings has no time for smiles

>>890815
>not giving your opponent a handy in hopes he will splooge and drop you leaving you with a spent cooldown locked person to counter.

It's like you don't want to win. That man is out there giving it everything that he's got and you want to make fun of him.
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>>890822

No, if you are chanting "WE WANT CENA!" Then you suck as a crowd by default.
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>>890826
> unable to process non-literal statements

Is he autistic?
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Okay /wwe/ let's do something that will help discussions in the future.

Define this word.
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>>890830
owens fanbase.
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>>890803
>>890806
Rybotch isn't over, its just his Meme me more chant that is over.
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>>890830
I'm pretty sure at this point it doesn't mean anything, you just call people mark/smark if they don't like whatever wrestlers you like.
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>>890815
That's one of the Bushwhackers, who by that stage were a comedy tagteam. So firstly he's doing it for laughs, and secondly that's how you shake hands in New Zealand.
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>http://www.sescoops.com/pop-tv-bumped-to-premium-tier-on-comcast/
How did I miss this? (It's LOLTNA, so I can understand why no one would give a shit.)

My fucking sides, they really can't catch a break, can they?
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>>890830

1. Someone who boos faces and cheers heels
2. Someone who thinks that indie wrestlers are more deserving than homegrown talent
3. Generally someone who is at an unhealthy weight who reads dirtsheets and listens to wrestling podcasts unironically.
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>>890830
S(mart)mark, of course. :^)
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>>890837
>secondly that's how you shake hands in New Zealand.
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>>890837
>B-But I thought they were Strayan...!
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>>890830
Pillman already did that ten years ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xM9dUFzN-bA
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>>890848
> 1996 was 10 years ago
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>>890848
>1996
>ten years ago
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>>890852
>>890854
Hush, I'm trying to forget he's been dead so long.
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Why did they stopped pushing Smackdown as a Raw competitor?. It has been a 3 hour Raw promo for some years now.
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>>890848
> ameridumbs
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ryback 40 time wwe champ

nig e 40 time wwe chimp
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>>890830
> guy who likes rasslin' that I'm too pleb to know about

I'd put a Smarkbustuhs image here, but they're not worth that kind of effort.
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Still on my Smarkbusters binge. I also notice, these guys REALLY liked Jack Swagger and Ryback, and have said that these guys were getting decent/great reactions from the crowd, at least in 2014.

Are they correct?
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>no zayn entering the rumble while owens is cleaning house because he's already in a last man standing match

sometimes I feel like wwe is shit on purpose
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>>890869
>Jack Swagger
He was pretty over when he turned face on Rusev. That's about it though.

>Ryback
Even /wwe/ started kinda liking him when they were doing that Survivor Series storyline but he was never mega-over or anything.
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>>890869

You can leave now, and while you're at it, whichever skinny one you are, have a cheeseburger on the way out.
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>>890869
da based guy is really over with his bants and chant
swaggers theme, wrestling and catch phrase were super over, hes still over.
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>>890830
Someone who has awareness but chooses to ignore it
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>>890873

And this guy has been buried by Cena and Ziggler on multiple occassions, and yet he's still over.
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I was expecting The Revenant to be 2 1/2 hours of Leo fighting a bear but it was actually 2 1/2 hours of Leo being the most angry person in the world

That is until Big E Langston wins the Royal Rumble and the bootyboy smarks OD on hate
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>>890887
Wait, I thought smarks liked the new day. Jesus christ I just can't keep track anymore.
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>>890887
>if he gets his Oscar this year people are going to say it's only because they refused to nominate minorities and his Oscar win will be ignored since everyone is boycotting it.

Such is life in harsh mother >the city of Leo.
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>>890889

They got legitimately over so wootists and such started being all FUCK THESE UNFUNNY NIGGERS because they can't ever share a popular opinion.
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>>890889

After the stupid instrument funeral thing, they're starting to wear out their welcome.
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>>890887
> smarks don't like Big E

You're so out-of-touch you should advise Vince!
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>>890892
So a group of heels got so over that the smarks turned in to marks and started booing the heel? Based day does it again!
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>>890894

Nah, a lot of /asp/ies and /woo/tists legitimately believe nobody actually likes roman and new day are the worst thing to happen since hitler died.
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>>890896
they are just trying to live up to their hero and true leader seth A+ rollins.
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>>890893
That was the best part of that raw. They did their thing, they didn't have to cut a 20 minute Vincent promo, it was short and sweet and not 10 minutes longer than it needed to be like their last few promos.

Granted being the best thing on that raw is not exactly something to take back to the hometown.
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>>890870
If Zayn is in the Rumble, this is how to book it:
>Zayn comes out
>wrestles for about 10 minutes
>Owens slowly walks down to the ring
>Zayn notices him, tells him to get in the ring
>Zayn gets thrown over the top rope from the distraction
>the two brawl at ringside, maybe a table spot
>Owens takes his IC title and leaves laughing

Wrestlemania match right there.
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>>890907
sounds like hes going to be in NXT for at least the next takeover.
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>mfw Wyatt is the reverse Undertaker and has his own streak at WrestleMania, a losing streak for decades
0 - 20
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>>890910

Just because someone is in the rumble doesn't mean they're on the main roster. I fully expect to see 1-2 NXT guys who wont automatically go to the main roster. Maybe Joe and Zayn would be the most obvious. I can see Finn showing up to square off with Wyatt maybe before getting blindsided by Luke Harper.
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>>890917
>Just because someone is in the rumble doesn't mean they're on the main roster.

Case in point this is literally what they did with Bo and Rusev

>those three months of Rusev promos before he debuted the night after Mania
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>>890897
Inside your head I'm sure they do!
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>>890907
> not doing the classic "dominant heel suddenly has to deal with his arch-nemesis entering" spot
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>>890752
>Bitch tits in the middle
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>>890764
That looks pretty romantic desu
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>>890790
Roman looking strong af
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>>890792
People still chant ECW you cretin, that doesn't mean it's still popular
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What would you lads think if Bryan entering at 30 and winning the whole thing?
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>>890803
>FEED ME MORE
>HBK hype stomp with arm instead
>botch
Every Ryback match
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>Raw 9/29/2014 Review

This was the day when Rollins was ruined PERMANENTLY. Since it was discovered that he had a dildo in his briefcase.
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>>890830
Punk/Owens/Ryder/(current)Ambrose fanbase
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>>890944
I think it would be better-served if he didn't win it, but that would require WWE giving him a not-shit elimination
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>>890947
But it was an electric razor
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>>890833
>>890806

lmao everyone who actually goes to shows says that the crowd is dead when he comes out
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>>890952

Sure it was.
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>>890956
He's pretty clean shaven if those leaked pics are anything to go by ;)
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>buy 2k16 because its 50% off
>theres no online royal rumble
MyCareer better be good because showcase is shit.
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>>890845
>be strayan
>didgeridoo in their hall of fame video package
>voiceover mentions the outback

Should have been Lord of the Rings music, a Rugby Union field and a sheep lewd desu.
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>>890966
>a Rugby Union field and a sheep lewd desu

I thought that was australia
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>>890967
Kiwis play Rugby Union well, we play Australian Rules Football and Rugby League well.

As for the sheep, Kiwis try to push the "Aussies fuck sheep" thing to cover for the fact that their entire largest port was once shut down on suspicion of a snake getting loose. Because they're fucking pussies.
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>>890971

It's cute that you guys hate each other or whatever but the rest of the world sees you as the same.
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>>890793
When Stephanie said: see Bryan the crowd wants you to quit just like Punk did
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Do we have meme magic here? or is our level to low?
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>>890978
Just like every parochial conflict.

c.f. Israel and Palestine.
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>>890978

The shitslinging between au and nz is largely just good-natured humour while we wait for our actual enemies, the damn English, to show up.
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>>890966
Thought that Strayan rasslin' fans would be happy to claim the Bushwhackers. NZ can fall back on Pat O'Connor and Abe Jacobs, while you've just got the Fabulous Kangaroos.
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>>890992
And Nathan Jones, kek.
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>>890992
> implying
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>>890997
they will be jobbing to the usos eventually
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>>890999
Doesn't change the fact that Based Buddy is the first-ever Australian champion in WWE history.

(Or that he's nailing Alexass!)
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>>890997
I still can't tell who is who without looking it up.
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>>891004
They look more alike than the Usos.
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>>891001
>Doesn't change the fact that Based Buddy is the first-ever Australian champion in WWE history.
NXT is a development territory, but - sure, congratulations. Good job, Australia, you'll catch up with your sheepherding cousins one day.
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>>890992

We'll claim the sheepherders via the usual methods, but you can keep their bushwhackers run.
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>>891004
Blake is the one with the ridiculous hair

>>891007
> implying BAMF aren't going to win the WWE Tag Titles
> implying at least one of the Aussie girls won't get the Divas Title
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>>891010
If Jessie McKay doesn't get a title run I'm fucking done with wrestling.
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>>890984
>the damn English, to show up.

They're the ones who sent you there to keep you away
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>>891009
You can have a 50/50 split in the New Sheepherders, no more and no less.

>>891010
Implying nothing. Even if that happens, O'Connor's WHC reigns would still be a ticket to condescending smiles.

And seriously, I hope that the new crop get their gold for you.
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>>891015

Throw in a stake in the Los Pastores run and you've got a deal.
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Styles enters at 29
Bryan enters at 30

Who gets a bigger pop?
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>>891020

Bryan easily
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>>891019
Tell you what: You could hold them dear on sentimental "almost Australian" grounds so long as I can pull the "almost New Zealander" trick with the new guard of Australian talent.

Please.

Don't make me try to mark out for Bad Luck Fale.
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>>891020
the one with the chant
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>>891020
>some guy who hasn't been seen by people with round eyes in years versus possibly the most over guy in the last five years
Apples and diamonds nigga.
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>>891022

Works for me.

We're all sheep shaggers to the rest of the world anyway.
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>>891024
>possibly the most over guy in the last five years
BMJ is coming back that fast?
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>>891024
Amazing how the casual racism isn't even the stupidest part of your post.
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>>891027

You're a silly, silly boy.
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>>891029
Better than being >>(You)
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>>891020

The one you like better in your imagination
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>>891034
>The one you like better in your imagination
>Not just the one you like better
>The one you like better in your imagination
This is too meta. I can't handle it.
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>>891041

Yes I said in your imagination cause there's no chance of "AJ Styles" and Daniel Bryan being 29 and 30. So you should figure it out in your own head and imagine who'd get a better pop cause to everyone else this isn't a possibility.
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>>891027

How is round eye racist?
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>tough enough winner talking shit on twitter
That guy is gonna get eaten alive IF he ever goes on to the main roster.
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>>891049

Is Owens going to be the one to eat him?
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>>891043
But you said the one I like better in my imagination. So it's not just an imaginary scenario with my real feelings determining the outcome, but an imaginary scenario in which my imaginary feelings determine the outcome.

Honestly I find this quite disturbing. It's like you're asking me to pretend I have magic powers.
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>>891057

It does take a special kind of magic to come up with that.

Contrary to what you've been told, there's such a thing as a stupid question
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>>891059
>anon continues to teach Zen

You know I'm not >>891020, right? Even if I was, your answer would still be absurd. That anon was asking other people to imagine the scenario and other people did before you claimed that nobody could. So there ought to be some deeper meaning at work.

I mean, maybe you're just an idiot, but I would like to believe that you're some kind of latter-day sage. It would make the world more interesting.
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Whaddaya say Rock? How 'bout it? You and me, the two biggest draws of the Attitude Era, The Game vs The Great One in the main event of the biggest Wrestlemania of all time? Sounds good, huh?
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>>891065
>Triple H
>draw
>Attitude Era
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>>891066
Triple H was the biggest draw of the Attitude Era, closely followed by the Rock
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>>890791
I'm betting he throws out half the roster
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>>891068
>Roman enters first
>3...2...1...
>"I'M A ONE MAN BAAAAAND"
>Roman throws him out of the ring within 10 seconds
>3...2...1....
>It's Curtis Axel, he cuts a promo about never being eliminated from the last RR
>Gets thrown out in 10 seconds just like Heath
>next 2 entrants are Adam Rose and Curtis Axel, Roman does the same with them and is alone in the ring again
>3...2...1...
>"WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL"
Calling it
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>watching total divas
>I know it's gay
>buryng dolph this hard
>they're at summerslam or so
>full height of the terrible divas revolution

was there any dirt that came out about dolph?

I kind if like the guy but he's seriously getting rekt
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>>891075
>Adam Rose and Curtis Axel
And Bo Dallas* not axel
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>>891076
The dirt is that show is worked harder than Raw and Smackdown and you're a gullible cunt for thinking otherwise.
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>>891079
i've never watched it before today but I got a little dose of BMJ and Kiddd so it's worth it
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>>891079
and now dbry is being redpilled as fuckon marriage
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>>891084
Care to repeat that in English?
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>>890830
Someone who's enthusiastic about pro wrestling and knows the inner workings of how matches/segments are scripted and decisions behind their outcomes
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>wwe has asked HBK to make a surprise return at the Royal Rumble

POST YFW
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>>891049
>getting worked by based yeti
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>>891097
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TNA better than wwe again. Lmfao at this company. Vince also looked like he had Alzheimer's during raw and why could he not open those balls
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>>891065

>Yfw Trips actually booked himself into the main event of the biggest wrestlemania of all time

Absolute madman
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>>891111
From a storyline standpoint Roman will survive 29 other wrestlers so if they can't get the job done then the COO will handle it

I laugh at morons who think HHH will come in at #30 and take the title off Roman when the entire feud is similar to Austin's feud where the heels (The Authority) will pull all stops in taking the champ's title away from him and failing hard until the feud ends and the champ moves on to the next one
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>tfw strangely hyped for a possible Bray Wyatt vs Brock Lesnar match

Only issue is Bray will probably lose AGAIN.
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>>891144

Hard to be hyped for any Wyattjobber match. They've done a shit job building him if they want him to be seen as a legit threat to Lesnar.
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>>891146
If they want it to be a wrestlemania thing they still have plenty of time to build him up and feed him a decently powered guy at fastlane. I just hope that if by some miracle he does go over at mania, it's clean and not just because of the wyatts. Cause right now Harper is looking stronger than Bray, and that does not work too great as a leader.
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https://youtu.be/QA8GhfyImQk?t=33s

BASED roman swag

jesus christ wwe let him ditch the shitty attire and have him wear suits and sunglasses he looks swag as fuck here god damn, wwe is killing my man, burying him
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>>890786
>This segment leads to The New Day vs. The Usos and Dolph Ziggler
>The Usos and Dolph Ziggler defeated The New Day with a triple superkick
>Titus O'Neil defeated Stardust
>WWE World Heavyweight Champion Roman Reigns defeated Rusev, Sheamus, King Barrett and WWE United States Champion Alberto Del Rio in a Handicap Match by DQ. The Usos ran down

TERRIBLE
E
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R
I
B
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>Cena gone
>brock isnt over anymore
>roman isnt over anymore
>jericho isnt over anymore
>literally no one is over

HEART AND LIFEBEAT OF THE COMPANY
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>>891152
>>roman isnt over anymore

>anymore

I honestly wouldn't say Roman has ever been over as a solo act.
He's gotten good pops here and there but "over" is a term to be used married with a certain consistency he has lacked.
His average reaction is "....wooooo...booooo.....wo-No, Boo."
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No i'm not Cena but I am de GOAT
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>>891154

I say his solo act was okay with the crowds, until the whole Daniel Bryan incident. I don't think he's ever recovered since.
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>>891157
I don't think Daniel Bryan really had THAT much to do with it.
People were pretty sour on him before that Rumble even happened because his push was obvious and very unwarranted, him winning the Rumble whether it was in lieu of DBry or not was just icing on the cake that made it so many fans needed rehab on him.
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>>891158

No he was still pretty well over before his injury, but he pretty much returned at the wrong time as I believe Daniel Bryan also recovered from his injury.

And the fact that smarks STILL bitching about this farm animal not being pushed pretty much shows that HE'S the root cause.
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>>891160
Oh you're memeing, my mistake.
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>>891169

Bryan fans always use that as an excuse.
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i want to put my dick into paige's butt chin
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>>891151
The fucking state of Stardust, jobbing to Titus twice a week.

Also the fucking state of Titus, the highest guy up he can defeat is Stardust.
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>>891174
Pic of her chin?
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>>891158
This is correct. People were equally as high on Ambrose or even Ziggler back then. It was a reaction to the obviousness and shitness of Roman's push, and was nothing to do with Bryan, unlike the year before which was all about Bryan.
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>>890926
What other "classic" spots are?
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https://youtu.be/QEnoc-FnYLs
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What does it mean guys?
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>>891198
Why is he missing a few fingers from his right hand
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>>891210
>AJ debuts against Cena
>loses clean in 5 minutes and doesn't even kick out after one AA
BOOK IT
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>>890764
more like gay wyatt lmao
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>>890764
Kek, Bray Jobber is just that another jobber. The crowd doesn't even care about this fat fuck. Kevin Obese at least has his neckbeard fans cheering.
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>>891225
Maybe if they didn't kill his momentum every fucking time and make him job people would actually care about Brayylmao
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>yfw u bet on HHH to win, he wins and u loose money.
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>>891229
>Goldberg
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>>891229

That's not how odds work.

It works out as winnings/stake, if you win, you get both.

So for HHH, if you were to make a stake of £11, you'd get winnings of £10, but the payout/return would be these two things added together, so you'd get £21.

Another example: If you put £10 on CM Punk, you'd get 33 x £10 + the original £10 stake, so £340
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BAwoS4qmKMg/?taken-by=johncena

What does this mean?
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>>891233
Other anon here, that shit always confused me and I just prefer the odds to be for example 1.23 or something like that, makes it more logical to me
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>Bray Reddit is still a thing
End it
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So I was right after all. Bray vs Brock at Mania. Reigns vs Triple H.

Hope you guys are ready for one of the worst manias of all time.
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>>891241
Bray vs Brock could be based if we get more Harper and Brock
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>>891233
Is this legit?
Still got my chistmas bonus, maybe i bet.
He will win for sure.
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>>891210
He probably just acknowledges his arrival in WWE as a big deal?

They wouldn't have the two face off in his debut, would they?
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>>891245
Yes, you can change how the odds are displayed on betting sites to decimal, seeing as you're a moron that can't into fractional betting.
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>>891210
#gay4aj
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=injdIj9igW8
reminder
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>Raw 10/6/2014 Review
>The episode where Ambrose gets a hot dog and squeeze's Rollin's testicles with tongs

The episode where Ambrose's character was starting to be ruined too.
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>>891245
18+ faggot
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>/asp/ie trips are doing a faggoty rumble gamethread

When are they going to get off our board?

>>891273
No it wasn't. That was acceptable Ambrose booking.
Around that time period he was being genuinely unpredictable and lunatic, tinging it with comedic stuff is fine.
His character began to deteriorate in early-mid 2015.
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Was Total Divas good last night?
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What does it mean????
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>>891300
the intern who runs Cenas instagram is a AJ Styles fan.
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>>891300
Cena posting his favourite outlaw
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>>891295
It was pretty decent. Cena and Bryan were based as always.
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>>890897
Smarks don't exist on /asp/ so what's your point?
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>>891301
>Exposing the business like that
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>>891320
>there wasn't a segment with Zeb and Donald Trump about building the wall
why go on lads
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>>891321
das raycisssss
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>>891077
>Curtis Axel the 3rd and 5th entrant
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>>891230
he's my favorite :3
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>Raw 11/10/2014 Review
>Crowd was cheering for Adam Pussy and the Bunny

These are the same faggots that cheer for Bryan.
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>>891229
>Based Charlie with better odds than Slater

#socialjobbersbtfo
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>>891330

Oh and they also cheered for Mizdown Syndrome and chanted "Goldberg!" for Ryback.

Yep, these are the same faggots that should all be euthanized.
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>>891301
Cena's instagram is the only thing I think the intern doesn't touch

WWE told him to shut it down
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>>891334
huh
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>>891336
They want his instagram to be the standard

"HEY GUYS I'M HERE AT #RAW READY FOR TONIGHT'S MAIN EVENT" with a pic of him smiling like everyone elses
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>>891324
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>>891340
fucking canadians
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>>891337
and instead its just nothing?
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>>891343
he just posts all this weird shit like the AJ styles pic and stuff

>These images will be posted without explanation, for your interpretation. Enjoy.

like this
https://www.instagram.com/p/BAjs0ZymKI5/?taken-by=johncena
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>There were some people within WWE down on Tyler Breeze after he asked for permission to leave a recent WWE TV taping early. Once word got out that Breeze did leave early, other people started talking and this led to some members of WWE management, who did not know about the request, getting angry with Breeze.

>There was a feeling that Breeze just came from NXT and was already disrespecting the business and the company, so they would just "squash him out" because of the heat. No word yet on how long the "de-push" will last but hopefully not much longer.

kek
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>>891343
cena's instagram has always been bizarre

I like to think of it as the trapped psyche of the man cena was before the Champ took over his body. Like the swan song of the little wrestling-loving weirdo he was before he started to lift.
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>WWE has announced The Dudley Boyz vs. The Ascension vs. Jack Swagger and Mark Henry vs. Darren Young and Damien Sandow for Sunday's WWE Royal Rumble Kickoff pre-show.

Who ready for /hallofpain2k16/
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>>891229
> ameridumbs
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>>891352
Forgot to add, the winning team get RR spots.
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>>891352
>darren young is healthy enough to wrestle

thank fucking god

hopefully stardust can get out of that shit feud
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>>891352
>dudley boyz already reduced to meme pre show match
JUST
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>>891344
as i said, its nothing.

none of that has any meaning on anything.
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>>891357

What were you expecting? They were always going to be enhancement talent helping the younger guys get over.

They're probably just glad they're not ending their careers in TNA
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>>891358
Yeah, that's all his instagram is

it's pretty based desu albeit he did post a picture of reddit once
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>SCSA talking about Making a Murderer on his podcast

and I thought he couldn't get any more GOAT
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>>891346
its weird thats for sure.

>>891361
maybe its a thing he does for laughs with the boys.
"yo check out this dumb pic i posted on my instagram".
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>>891352
>oklahomie and mizark tag team
thats interesting actually.
>dyoung and dsizzle
i smell comedy gold
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>>891370
desu any Cena interview that goes beyond his PR style stuff has always made him seem a bit weird
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>>891346
he is into computer and technology.
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Is this on the way of becoming the greatest gimmick of all time?
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>>891378
Jeff Jarrett looks good for his age
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>>891372
huh.

>>891378
macho man with a guitar.
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>>891378

Do you mean the most nothing gimmick ever?
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>>891378
>Father John Misty gimmick

now Ive seen everything
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>>891378
where are the glasses and the strut?
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>>891380
Given his moveset, this is pretty fucking accurate.
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>>891392
and his look, and his build.
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>tfw RR comes down to Brock vs Reigns with only one entrant left
>Bork and and Roman eliminate each other
>The COO comes out at number 30, walks into the empty ring and wins

How hard would you mark?
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>>891378
who is this guy? Was he big on the indies?
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>>891378
Literally who
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>>891397
If only mark if he ended the show with a 20 minute promo
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People only want to see HHH in the ring because they miss looking at his weird nipples
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>>891410
*I only want to see HHH in the ring because I miss looking at his weird nipples
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>>891410
Plus just look at the state of the current roster, people are even excited for Cena
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>>891411

No but really
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>>891413
cena is based
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>>891414
Something you want to get off your chest lad?
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>>891413
>>891415
I want to see BMJ and hhh at wrestlemania.
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>>891421
HHH nah

BMJ beating roman would be based though
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Is Brie Bella a tranny?
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>>890857
Seriously, the roster is so big. But the big names that get buried on Raw on to Smackdown. Simple as that
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>>891423
She is a beautiful woman you pig
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>>891429
Spotted the faggot.
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What is the best belt and why is it the undisputed belt? It combined the eagle design with big gold's size.
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HHH is the patricians greatest wrestler of all time.
Only casuals would say guys like austin, hogan and the rock.
Hardcore fans know that Triple H is the ring general and had way more 5 star matches than them, and he's had better lasting appeal, like the undertaker, his character has changed with the times and always stayed fresh, actually I'd say he's better than taker because everyone agrees that taker should just retire and he's stale already.
We all want to see Haitch wrestle more matches and he can actually still go for at least another decade, a decade from now, all the remnants of the attitude era will have fallen except one man, the cerebral assassin, the king of kings, the game, Triple H.
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>>891419

I want to get HHH's nipples off his chest or make him wear a shirt forever. They freak me out man, they're like warts except the root is on the outside
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>>891434
Why are you staring at a man's chest long enough to be bothered?
>>>/lgbt/
and stay out faggot.
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>McMahon was seen to have little interest in light heavyweight wrestling, considering it to be something of a farcical league. When asked how he would improve the division in an August 1998 WWF internet chat, he scoffed: "Perhaps an influx of Ethiopian talent would be appropriate.

Flippy shit cucks btfo
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>Survivor Series 2014 Review

The PPV Ziggler singlehandly ruined.
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>>890752
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>>891436
>HHH mark calling anyone gay

lmoa o
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>>891450
Body looks like an iPhone
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>>891345
>punishing a guy for doing the right thing
>punishing a guy because you're too lazy to find out why he left early
>the state of this company
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>>891450
No hips or ass and has a weird looking torso. Looked good in that outfit though. She's a woman who actually benefits from being covered up.
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>>891450

Is related to Ric Flair
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>>891450
Shit tier genetics
Anti hips
Awful wrestler, literally cannot even punch or do a spear
Top 2 worst actor on the roster along with Asuka
Worst mannerisms on the roster
Has shit on her chin
Is as wooden as pinocchio's dick
Is a flair
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>>891450
Two words:

Boring tranny.
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>>891443
That internet chat is based af, vince is fucking crazy and then starts cunting off AOL or whoever when the connection fucks up
Anyone got a cap of it?
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>>891469
i agree pic related.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GJgMQR8I4s

why is Roman likable when he isn't in character

why is Truth the most beloved wrestler in the locker room
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>>891345
I was giving him until 2017 before they fired him. Breeze may not make it to Spring this year.
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>>891421
BMJ?
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>>891472
that ain't a 4head, that a 8head
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>>891474
Reminder JTG stuck around bereft of television appearances for like a year
Reminder Sandow is employed
The company doesn't give two shits about whether people fuck around in catering to pick up a paycheck and they fire people very scarcely.
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>>891473
i think troof is kinda like a father figure around the locker room.
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>>891473

Because he's not being micromanaged

Because he's a legitimately good guy, hard worker, safe and a vet
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>>891472
>Thirsty virgins will call that a 10/10
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>>891479
vince loves truth too and truth says vince is a cool ass guy.
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>>891479
> black
> father figure
Try again
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>>891478
>>891478
based sizzle has a preshow match coming up and does the house shows circuit.
Yea they rarely fire people unless they have just cause like maddox, breeze at the very least can be a jobber and hang out in catering or house show filler, at best he can go back to NXT to help train people.
>>
In light of the Bullet Club signings, what are some of their best matches?
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>>891483
Is that gif real?
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>>891472
Aren't divas supposed to be pretty?
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>>891489
Yep.
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>>891484
i think thats because they both are old.

>>891485
>dad of the year was black
>mega dad of the year was black.
its 2016.
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>>891489
Yes fám, look up crouzon syndrome
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>>891495
I should also add, looking up crouzon syndrome is a good way to fill up your reaction faces folder.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GJgMQR8I4s
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post yfw roman goes over 29 wrestlers clean on sunday
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>>891472
Is that thing even human?? That nigger is beyond ugly.
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>>891450
The body of a man and the face of a horse. Just another ugly American woman.
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>>890787
>Daniel Bryan & Vinny Show

If only.
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>>891500
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>>890790
>Currently EVERYONE plummeting at an exponential rate

Was ready to call BS on this graph but n/m
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>>891500
>Roman smiling after every elimination
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>>891500
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>>891500
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>>891500
>>891506
>>891508
>>891510
leave roman reigns to me
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>>891500
seth will save us right?
>>
YOU SEE, THE THING IS ROMAN
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>>891518
YOU MAY BE GOOD
>>
YOU SEE, COME THIS SUNDAY
>>
YOU'RE NOT JUST FACING HUNTER HEARST HELMSLEY
>>
YOU'RE FACING THE CEREBRAL ASSASIN
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>>891529
RIGHT NOOWWWWWWWW
>>
YOU'RE FACING THE GAME
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>>891531
THE MAN WHO SINGLED HANDEDLY RODE A TANK TO WCW!
>>
my neck
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>>891533
AND NOW IM GONNA USE THAT SAME TANK TO RUN THROUGH THE ROMAN EMPIRE
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You see Roman, the thing is, go back all the way to Survivor Series Roman... you didn't spear the Game, you didn't spear the King of Kings Roman.

You speared a man, a man doing his job - you speared a man whose wife and kids were watching him Roman.

Before... it was just business Roman.

You made it personal by spearing me in front of my family - I wanted to keep it business Roman, and you made it personal.

You see Roman, the thing is, you shouldn't have done it. That man isn't the man standing in front of you Roman.

Standing in front of you is a man who you disgraced! You scared my family, you beat the hell out of my father-in-law and you're gonna get what's coming to you Roman.

You aren't facing the COO, you aren't facing the guy in the suit. YOU'RE FACING THE GAME, ROMAN, THE CEREBRAL ASSASSIN, THE KING OF KINGS - THAT'S WHO YOU'RE FACING ROMAN.

And Roman... I respect you, you know it - you weren't Seth but you're great. You have it all Roman. It could have been different Roman but you had to push it. You see, Roman, this is your fault.

I see you smiling Roman but you need to get it through your head... this ain't a game anymore Roman. At Wrestlemania, this ends. At Wrestlemania I end everything.
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>>891534
Edge is that you?
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>>891539
>forgetting the shoutout to Lemmy
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>>891541
insert this somewhere

>You see Roman, the man you're facing - he's kicked ass all around the world Roman - he's stood on stage with the biggest ass kicker of all time - god bless you Lemmy. That's the man you have to deal with at Wrestlemania.
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>>891549
>>891549
>>891549
>>891549

NEW THREAD
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>>891539
>mfw this is eerily accurate
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDGwD4bq764
I fucking love these boys.

also, wasnt Rich Swann in NXT?
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>>891229
Is this seriously a thing? The reason I stopped watching WWE is because I could predict every match.
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