/wwe/ general #1753 - HARPGOAT STANDING TALL Edition

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my kinda thread.

I'd rather have Big Show win the Rumble instead of Bray

>>888888
OH BABY

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>Mfw booked myself as champ going into mania
>7(seven) wrestlemania main events, 0 for CM Punk.
>Mfw get to finish inside Steph every night

>Gets to pin
>BTFO Roman
>BTFO Lesnar

He truly stand tall after this RAW.

>>888914
>Bray is one of the best on the roster
He's not lying
>Fuck /asp/ and the trips who live here
Good thing i'm from /a/ and /sp/.

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>>888928
>Good thing i'm from /a/

>>888933

When Vince is no longer with us.

>>888933
When somebody else owns the company

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>>888931

It's better than /asp/ at least

Rate this idea

>Reigns beats Lesnar at Mania
>he gets attacked by AJ Styles, Nakamura, Andrson and Gallows
>they randomly reek havoc on the roster for weeks without and real motive
>Triple H gets pissed and puts together a mega stable of his NXT protégés including Balor, Neville, Owens, Itami, Zayn
>they turn on Triple H and aligns with AJ's faction making them even more dangerous than ever
>subplot with someone buying up shares of WWE stocks
>Triple H strikes a deal with Heyman
>Triple H, League of Nations and their special trump card Lesnar vs AJ's faction
>Heyman and Lesnar turn on Triple H
>Heyman is revealed to be the mastermind of this new stable and Lesnar serving as their de facto general
>Heyman is implied to be the one buying up shares of WWE stock
>Vince returns in a more prominent rolls to help Triple H and Stephanie battle against Heyman's hostile takeover of the company
>final swerve reveals that Heyman isn't the true mastermind
>the man who convinced Styles, Nakamura, Gallows and Anderson to jump ship and invade the WWE was actually
>HERE COMES THE MONEY
>it was me dad! It was me all along!

>>888943
>>Reigns beats Lesnar at Mania

Already stopped reading here. Were you paying attention at all to the last segment?

>>888946
Would rather see him win a proper Royal Rumble and get a title match in a WrestleMania main event

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Praise Harper I can only hope Vince is slowly realizing what kind of potential he has working for him.

>>888933
when he stops being a goofy comedy character

>>888943
>reigns beating brock
>outlaw wrestlers
>le shane return

tell me one angle shane wrote or stop this grass is greener shit with wanting him back

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>tfw when getting AJ Styles vs Y2J at Mania.

Daily reminder CM Punk is undefeated in the UFC.

>>888961

>Harper

It was all about Bray there.

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>>888916
Based HHH

>>888971
it's been a long day ;_;

>>888968

Yes Y2J will give AJ Styles the rub he needs by putting him over, just like he put Fandingo over.

>>888943
>>Reigns beats Lesnar at Mania
Stopped reading there

>>888943
>le bullet club
Fuck off

>tfw you will never have tender passionate swamp man sex with Luke Harper

>>888976
>Jewbacca !XxHPIR9uyc

kys tripshit

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>Tfw Austin won't win the royal rumble to main event in Texas and bring back the skull belt.

I know we've been getting a lot of old timers but it saddens me that the literal GOAT is done forever.

>>888974
Fuck you. I just want to see them wrestle each other.

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>Wyatt Family/Lesnar Feud
>Heyman and Bray engaged in a battle of promos

>>888980
Now that would be best for business.

man JBL is putting Road Dogg over so hard

this is fucking weird

>>888985
>bray loses at wrestlemania 3 years in a row

>>888984

Okay kid, but just know that's where AJ Styles is headed.

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>>888978

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Can't believe one year later and my OC is relevant again.
This is going to be the scene at mania boys.

>>888976
>implying I mentioned Bullet Club at all
Breaking news retarded tripfag is literally illiterate

Why is Jericho so fucking awful this time around? He's so fucking boring.

>>888987
Gotta do what Triple Bitch says.

>>888980
He's been done for longer than he was active

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>>888980
>tfw still have a waning ember of hope that it will happen

>>888995
Because he's shilling even more this time.

>>888994
>Anderson, Gallows and AJ Styles and the indie shits wreck havoc
Same thing

>>888995
Because he's having a midlife crisis. Badly.

>>888986

Post main events better than HHH vs. Romin

>Austin(c) vs. Taker
>Austin(c) vs. Punk (Why'd this cuck leave?)
>Austin vs. Brock Texas Death match
>Rollins(c) vs. Deanetty vs. Romin
>Cena vs. Rollins vs. Brock II

>>889002
> Lesnar
> indie

So fucking dumb

>>889005
Is it even midlife anymore. Pretty sure we passed that point years ago.

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>Super Swamp Bros will never win the tag titles

>>889006
I'm trying to think of a plausible main event that's actually worse

>>889007
>implying i read the rest of your shitty idea after seeing muh indie shit bullet club takeover
Nope

>>888978
Anyone else think Harper would make a terrific lover? I'm not gay or anything but I would let him stick it in my boipucci

>>889014
> implying I'm him

So illiterate

>>888989

The ONE downside to that idea

Bray needs more W's

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>>889006
>Rollins(c)

>>889017

So gay

>>889011
>implying this isn't the year of Wyatt Domination

>Swamp Bros Tag Champs
>Strowman dual IC/US Champ
>Sister Abigail Divas Champ
>Brayy as WWEWHC

It's happening

>>889013
Dolph Ziggler (c) vs Roman Reigns vs Kane
There

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>tfw made a pact with my sister to get sober together
>she went to rehab before I could get PTO (another stupid excuse)
>her heart stopped and had to be resuscitated, stayed in for a week
>now I'm way too much of a pussy to do it
>she called me out on it yesterday, 90 days sober, over text while I was at the bar watching football
>felt terrible all day
>this conversation on Legends with JBL plays...;_;

t-that's all, thanks for listening

why isnt jericho a heel

Ramen winning 2 RR would be retarded.

Especially since everyone is against hi,

>>889022

Maybe in December or right before survivor series.

>>889021
But I'm not gay. I just want Harper to hold me in his big strong arms and whisper sweet nothings into my ears.

>>889026
Didya fuck yet?

>>889030
While you gently stroke his beard, i too have had this thought.

>>889026

Are you the bro who used to post sobriety coins every month?

>>889035
nah but I would always encourage that guy to keep it up

>>889023
> plausible

Ask your keeper to read it to you

>>889013
Reigns (c) vs Cena vs Rock

>>888965
> Sufferin' Succotash
> Tater Tots

etc.

AJ will need to go over SOMEONE. Ramen can't win over the crowd. ZERO top heels that are full time, and Wyatt's been jobbing to old people all year. Is the Rock gonna come back?

>>889042
Anythings possible in the double u double u ayy

>>889046

WHAM BAM THANK YOU MA'AM

>>889044
> Hollywood Dwayne ever wrestling again

Does anybody else think that this is looking like the worst Rumble of all time

>>889034
>you will never Eskimo kiss Harper and have his beard tickle your chin
WHY LIVE

>>889047
>Is the Rock gonna come back?

HHH(w/ Steph and Vince) vs. Roman Reigns (w/ Ronda and Rock) is unironically YOUR WM 32 main event.

>>889047
Depending on the US Title scene AJ would be a good choice to win it at WrestleMania

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJusRJWvO2s
GET HYPED
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OFFICIAL ROYAL RUMBLE OUTCOME POWER RANKINGS

GOOD TIER
>Brock eliminates Reigns for the belt
>Steve Austin returns to cuck Reigns out of the belt

MID TIER
>Reigns retains the belt
>Wyatt family member (preferably Harper) wins the belt as a half-hearted push attempt
>NJPW wrestler debuts as #30 and wins the belt
>Haitch enters the rumble and wins

SHIT TIER
>jobber wins the belt for no reason
>rumble ends with anti-climactic bullshit in an attempt to hype the upcoming cardless mania
>Haitch enters the rumble and loses

>>889046
Reigns does some comedy (and they shouldnt even have him do that) but hes not a full-blown comedy character like the New Day are

Wrestlemania main events right here

>Ramen vs Big Show
>Ramen alone vs New Day
>Raman vs whole diva Division for Diva title
>Ramen vs KO for IC title
>Ramen vs Burger Reo for America title
>Ramen vs Taker for his goodbye match
>Ramen vs Triple H for WH title
Ramen wins them all except for the Big Show.

>>889058
And people went nuts when Santino almost won. Santino was one of the most over guys in the company at one point. Remember his pop when he almost beat Bryan in the EC?

>>889061
>Ramen wins them all except for the Big Show.
>Big Show push
>Big Show would be "Stronger" than everyone else for beating Reigns
Ha

>>889063
Lol

Guys, what if instead of HHH... Stephanie wins the Rumble?

>>889060
Have you never watched a Cena promo?

WWE is all about pushing goofballs to the top

>>889067
JUST

>>889069
>WWE is all about pushing goofballs to the top
Stonecold, Edge, and Undertaker aren't goofs.

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Guys we have something more important to discuss than Raw right now

>>889067
would mark

I know it's fedora as fuck but I want anyone but Roman or HHH

>>889072
>>889067
>>889067
honastly it is kindof sexist that girls arent in the main rooster...

>>889059

After the rigging Vince and Steph did, it's not even a surprise that it's going to be HHH entering at #30

>>889074
Have sex

>>889073
>edge
>not a goof

12+

>>889073
> exceptions to the rule

Austin was goofy as fuck in 2001 and Edge made his name blowing a kazoo

>>889074
Did she dump her faggot boyfriend yet?

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>>889074
>frangk im gonna stan on this bench take a pigdure of my budd

>>889075
> wanting good things = fedora

This is the worst meme

What will people do if HHH DOESN'T enter at 30?

[spoiler]But he enters at 31. Because fuck you wwe Universe.[/spoiler]

>>889082
How is Frank a faggot? Dude is chill as fuck and has a smoking hot girlfriend that makes everyone jealous. Frank is pretty based in my book!

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>>889088
frank please go and stay go

>>889088
Buy me yacht or fuck off Frank.

guys in a real life fight would brock lesnar be able to take the wyatt family 4 on 1

>>889084
>guy wearing deanetty's literal ring gear
>shop roman's face onto him

this will never not trigger me

>>889091
In a real-life fight 1 hit to the midsection could potentially kill Brock

>>888965
Well he can't exactly turn his skin white

>>889092
kek never noticed that

I will delete this image from my folder

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>>889087
>[spoiler]But he enters at 31. Because fuck you wwe Universe.[/spoiler]
>Aj styles enter as number 30
Oh shit, so HHH isn't entering?!
>After 2-4 guys are left in the ring
>A count down for 31 happens
>Triple H comes out
>AJ is a heel fuckboi who helps Triple H wins
How mad would people get?

How many people would cancel their subscription?

>>889089
>>889090
I'm not Frank you idiots. But I'm friends with him in real life.

I don't see why you all hate him so much. He's also friends with CM Punk. They even have the same birthday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifA47YwM8Hc

why does becky's voice go so high sometimes?

>>889100
How much does he pay you?

>>889087
>>889099
Holy shit. This is the most retarded thing I have ever read.
I want this to happen.

>>889100
I started hating him when I saw this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdyNmmyIKRM

>>889088

Paypal me about $350 Frank.

>>889100
Kill yourself to be honest frank

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>>889099
>>AJ is a heel fuckboi who helps Triple H wins
>AJ turns on Triple H before wrestlemania
>Main event at Wrestlemania is AJ versus Triple H
Better than Reigns vs Triple H.

>>889100
Are you black? Have you black'd Noelle yet?

>>889100
Cuckoo!

>>889091
I doubt it, that's a fight with 3 huge guys (and bray) at once.

>>889099
>>889087
>someone entering as '31'
Has this ever happened before?
I know the past year, WWE likes to do new silly things like this.

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>>889102
>women with irish accents

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What the fuck was Becky wearing?

>>889116
the spirit of Xatu

>>889114
Yes in 2011 by Dolph Ziggler

>>889099
>How many people would cancel their subscription?
>actually paying for WWE in the first place
That's cute.

>>889103
He doesn't pay me anything? You know Frank is actually a likeable guy right? You know he's friends with wrestlers like CM Punk right?

>>889108
Once again I'm not Frank dumbass.

>>889111
I'm not black. And I don't know what you mean.

>>889100
Prove it

>>889120
Frank can I fuck your hotwife Noelle?

>>889114
Dolph Ziggler four years ago

>>889116
Did she almost pop out during her match?

>>889120
Why you lyin Frank? U always lyin

>>889116
she can wear anything she like. or nothing at all. besides this is probably the most interesting to happen on that atrocious raw

>>889110
maybe they've been building Reigns and know he sucks now so they'll give AGay Styles his first win over Roman

and then we can listen to him talk about people's balls because he can't talk for shit either

>they took a fucking meme wrestler like AJ and Nakameme over premade full package stars like Bobby Fish, Adam Cole, Jay Lethal, and Kurt "Literally the GOAT" Angle. At least Anderson can out-talk anyone on the roster other than BMJ.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wl9_gF6Cpow

I like the Big Show.

>>889128
>Bobby Fish
Kek

>>889130

same

>>889131
Look at this retarded tripfag with his retarded opinions. Everyone point and laugh at him. Filtered, faggot.

>>889133
>triggered

>>889132
>>889130
I like Booker T.

>>889133
Nigga the dudes 39 and he's a literal who

>>889074
I'd give her the mandible claw in her toothed vagina

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who here /big guy ryback/

obese neckbeards need not apply

test

>>889140
This is a test

>>889137
> literal who
> you know how old he is

>>889137
>>889131
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYKwHB7TT1w

reDragon is the fucking shit

>>889142
>what is google

>>889142
I looked him up to get an idea

I miss Kurt.

>>889147
I miss Ken Shamrock.

>>889144
they're okay i guess
Stupid fucking name though

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>>889075
> not wanting ramen or hhh to win is fedora
Fuck man you actually believe the liking roman meme? 18+

>>889133
> outlaw aficionados get this triggered
Trip back on applesteve

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>>889156
>not scouting the outlaws for wwe talent so you can share your knowledge with the casual /wwe/ universe

pic related, it's your favorite mid-card ratings pathogen

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in4bliss

>>889160
>bret hart smiling
Did he find and lose it all in that gif?

>>889163
you still haven't posted the definitive blissfag image so I refuse to believe you're making a surprise return for the rumble

>>889150
It's a shot at Davey Richards

>>889165
>tfw no blissfag
>tfw no randyfag
>tfw no nickfellafag
>tfw no canascatfag
>tfw bretcuck is now a part timer
>tfw no sweden
All the biggest draws are dead and /wwe/ didn't build any new stars, no wonder we have these record low ratings (poster count)

>>889160
> dat mental gymnastics and damage control so you arent guilty about your outlaw addiction
Accept yourself and seek help
I suggest binging on the first 2 seasons of Total Divas to purge your system. And having sex would help also

> bret hart
> midcard ratings pathogen
18+

>>889171
W-we still have JCMZOMark at least

>>889171
All those pales in comparison to gorilafag

HHH is not seriously going to win the rumble, right? I'd much rather have Roman win than see HHH vs Roman at Mania or near mania. Both are ridiculously boring and generate zero heat other than hating them for winning everything.

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>>889171
ain't it the truth

all we have is the mid-carders like Poland, Finland (who announces he's here like Jerishill), Bretkek, and zaynowensmark. None of the tripfag heels are worth shit either.

>tfw saw Chicagoat in a /sp/ game thread yesterday and didn't even try to 2sweet him

>State of this general. State of the /wwe/ universe.

>>889174
Youve already jumped the shark gorillafag

>>889171

>Implying gorillabro isn't getting a strong push

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>>889171
this is true

>>889175
It's happening, they put themselves in this position. Sorta like watching a car crash in slow motion.

>>889172
he was better in Stampede

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hm6tlFWuyTk

>>889181
>>889174
Gorillafag is literally the Roman Reigns of /wwe/ at this point, I'd rather have Colombia back.

>>889177
Everyone will be back for the rumble dont worry. Im hoping for some fresh Britani titties
> bretchad
> not the main draw now, then and forever

>>889187
>chad
bretcuck pls

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Is JBL elite?

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>>889184
I never thought i would be in the position where i would be forced post a fedora at a bretposter

>>889194
kek

I just watched that match, it's shit

but was trying to ironically shitpost

>>889193
he looks like the male version of asuka

>>889193
His 04 run was and showed how shit Triple H really is as a heel by outshining him doing the same thing as him.

>>889149
Shamrock had a GOAT theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svaI1v2RBd0

>>889196
I guessed that, you would have posted one of the Bret vs Dynamite Kid or Mr Hito matches if you were being serious

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>Talking about Bret Hart in 2016

>>889201
which is the best hito match

>Roman, you made it personal
>You see Roman
>Quite frankly Roman

>>889205
>Here's the thing Roman

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Is the Rumble getting booed out again?

>>889203
Go back to the Applesteve general aspie

>>889204
Fuck knows, i managed to dig a few up online years ago so they are out there
The were pretty good as far as stone age outlaw shit goes

>>889207
nah it's in Orlando and they're going to pack the NXT non-televised roster near all the microphone nests

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AS A MATTER OF FACT ROMAN

HERES THE THING ROMAN

BECAUSE I AM THAT DAMN GOOD

>>889205
I never really realised how shit his scripted mic work was until he feuded with Punk.

>>889207
It's a crapshoot, isn't Roman from Florida?

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>>889211
This would be the smartest decision bucky beaver ever made

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>I'm a 14-time champion Roman, that is 12 times more titles than you
>You can be what you wanted Roman but you chose to cross me

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YOU SEE ROMAN YOU MADE THIS PERSONAL WHEN YOU ATTACKED MY FAMILY ROMAN

>>889216
did he do a promo tonight? I only watched the last 30 minutes

>>889216
>i-it's h-how you play the game

>>889216

>Size of those biceps relatives to the size of his forearms

>WWE's "wellness policy"

>this one's for you Lemmy
>I will hold this title for 434 plus days

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>>889207
>put in the Title match so he can't be in the briefcase match
>put in a Last Man Standing match so he can't be in the Rumble

Dean... Dean had a hard life.

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>>889221
>wellness policy
>applying to the blueblood

I HAVE A LOT OF RESPECT FOR YOU ROCK BUT THE FACT OF THE MATTER IS THAT I BEAT STING AND I AM GOING TO KICK ROMAN'S ASS AT WRESTLEMANIA

>>889223
The Shield is Trips' pet project, the plan was elevating all three of them and turn them into the Cena, Orton, Edge of this decade.

Who is the newest inductee in the World Wrestling Entertainment this year? Will they ever put a behind the scenes guy in like Mr Warrior wanted?

>>889227
Shinsuke Nakamura and the Bullet Club are the newest inductees into the WWE

YOU SEE ROMAN

THE THING IS YOU'VE JUST BEEN TALKING TO TRIPLE H, THE COO

BUT COME ROYAL RUMBLE

YOU'LL BE STEPPING INTO THE RING NOT WITH THE COO, BUT WITH THE CEREBRAL ASSASSIN, THE KING OF KINGS, THE GAME

Missed most of RAW tonight. Did they add another inductee this week? So far it's just Sting, right?

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>>889227
>Will they ever put a behind the scenes guy in like Mr Warrior wanted?

probably not

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>>889227
>Will they ever put a behind the scenes guy in like Mr Warrior wanted?

You rang?

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>B-brock Lesnar
>Ya call yourself the beast
>But I am a monster
>A monster who will devour you
>A monster who will desecrate you
>Huehuehuehue

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>>889222
trips confirms

>tfw he has to step down from the authority as champion
>has to go back to being a 4 time a year wrestler
>fueds with Vince and Steph
>they get a worked divorce
>Vince finally gets his incest angle
>this all builds to WM 33
>Vince v face HHH
>"I'm sorry, I love you" 2.0
>Vince dies in the ring
>Steph emerges from gorilla in a hysterical frenzy
>ref calls the match
>Cena comes out to carry his corpse
>Steph weeping latches onto Cena's arm as they slouch up the ramp, he holds her close because he's the final version of man
>they broadcast past gorilla while they pass the entire WWE roster
>finally gets to the last man in the procession, Paul Heyman
>Cena nods and says, "You know what you have to do"
>Steph resigns
>HHH removed from WWE history

Marlena and her nipples will be the female inductee this year. What does her and Pill Mans daughter Dakota look like now?

>>889226
>Reigns as Neo-Cena
>Rollins as Neo-Orton
>Dean as Neo Edge

Reigns fits but the other two couldn't be more different

>>889239
I think taking them as Cena, Orton and Edge is a bit too literal. He meant them as the title hoarders of the past decade.

>>889235

>Brock goes from beating one fedora tipper straight to another one

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>You will never slowly undress in front of Roman Reigns, revealing to him the large Roman Reigns tattoo on your back, turning occasionally to see him sternly staring back at you unmoved by your sexy thin pale body and slight show of asshole before telling him ''I'm making you erect aren't I?'' only for him to reply ''The only thing you're making is that Roman Reigns tattoo'' causing you to try even harder to break his badass stern visage by gradually edging your ass into his cock and bending over before saying ''I am horny but can't masturbate... my porn video player is filled with Buffering succotash son'' only for him to edge away from you slowly allowing you to realise he won't fuck you because he is scared that you are just another hater who prefers Daniel Bryan and will abandon him the second he gets to main event Wrestlemania despite being the worst member of the Shield so you try to make him realise you just want him by shitting yourself and forming the shit on your asscheeks in the shape of a traditional Samoan tribal tattoo letting him realise how much you care so he fucks your ass hard.

>>889241
Undertaker was just some Texas biker

YOU KNOW ROMAN

I'LL ADMIT, YOU'RE GOOD. HELL, YOU'RE A 2-TIME WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION.

BUT THIS SUNDAY AT THE ROYAL RUMBLE PAY PER VIEW, BEING GOOD JUST WON'T CUT IT. BECAUSE WHEN YOU STEP INTO THE RING WITH THE GAME, YOU'RE GOING TO SEE THAT YOU AREN'T GOOD ENOUGH. BUT I AM. I AM THE COO, THE CEREBRAL ASSASSIN, THE KING OF KINGS, THE GAME, A 13 TIME WORLD CHAMPION, TRIPLE H. AND I AM THAT DAMN GOOD.

>>889239
Rollins is neo-Edge.

Reigns is more of an Orton than Orton ever was.

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>>889243
won't lie, has pasta potential

>>889246
>Reigns
>Orton
>implying Randy won three titles in a span of less than six months

Roman will eclipse Dwayne and Orton in belts

>>889211
>>889214
It literally doesn't matter where the RR is anymore, you'll get smarks travelling from all over the world to be there.

Pittsburgh wasn't a "smart" town and look how that went.

>>889250
Pretty sure Orton did that in his 2009 title-swapping feud with Cena.

Or in 2013 when he unified the belts.

>>889245
It's getting boring now you faggot

>>889251
pittsburgh is a smark town though, but you're right that a RR crowd is always much smarkier because less families go to PPVs . Even the kids in Pittsburgh are smarks. Conor the fucking GOAT Crusher would've rather hung out with Daniel Bryan than BMJ.

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>>889243
>my porn video player is filled with Buffering succotash son

>>889251
>Pittsburgh wasn't a "smart" town
Philly is like the 2nd biggest wrestling state

>>889247
>you actually read all of that

>>889254
so just like a trips promo should be?

HERES THE THING ROMAN

>>889255
>pittsburgh is a smark town

Literally nobody said this even 2 years ago.

>>889257
>Philly is like the 2nd biggest wrestling state

how do i into geography?

>>889257
I mean city

>>889263
And NYC is the biggest but that doesn't make Albany a smark crowd. Or anything besides utter shit.

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Just because I can't stop laughing, here it is again.

These were the good ol' days of /wwe/

>>889205
>the fact of the matter is, Roman

>>889264
PPV crowds =/= raw crowds

How could WWE be saved at this point?
Addressing the superstars, the shows, creative and backstage affairs, public appearance, WWE based media, everything.

>>889265
They're both faggots but I'm not sure which one is worse

>>889262
>Penn State and OSU have produced the most NCAA WWE wrestlers
>OVW, WWE's old developmental was close to Pittsburgh
>shit tons of outlaw promotions all over PA
>territory shows always stopped in Pittsburgh and the surrounding area

Pittsburgh has always been a smarky town and it's in the NE so it's usually heel territory (smarky)

>>889265
I bet this neckbeard sat back and said, "Her loss"

>>889269
KAYFABE
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>>889271
Helena Sell, without a doubt. You had to have been in the thread to see the build up and him looking for advice and completely fucking it up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhQZtFIQWyk

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>>889265
>because I have £50 hahahaa

>>889269
Make Paul Heyman the head of creative

>>889269
more skits, right now new day is the only one who even gets close to doing them

>>888893
>>888911
Is liking Harper the new meme?

>>889280
found the newfag

>>889275
>replies sarcastically
>then takes obvious jokes in a literal sense
>lies about "having to go offline"
The girl's a fucking idiot just like the cringey guy

>>889279
>tfw no team hell no skits anymore
They were gold

>>888943
>more bullet club shit

Surprised you didn't mention Finn v Taker. Fuck off.

>>889282
>The girl's a fucking idiot

Yeah how idiotic of her to stop talking to that social spazz calling her a whore

>>889286
Looks like you're just as dull and stupid

>>888989
>implying bray would lose to a part timer
>implying he wouldn't hold it until Lesnar comes back to main event Summerslam again

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>>889265
Britkeks can't do ANYTHING right, holy shit

>>889290
Bray lost to Undertaker

>>888989
Bray really is the new Undetaker but he's doing a losing WM streak
>yfw he breaks it by beating Roman in 20 years

>>889289

I'd tell you to have sex but i know it will never happen

>>889203
Why does Punk look like he's been on a bender in this gif?

>>889297
I'd tell you you're retarded but you'd just post memes

>>889281
So it is a meme then? Neat. I like him too, then.

did new day member woods and new day member Kofi lose their luggage?

>>889303

stay salty spazz

>>889293
What does that have to do with him winning this year?

>>889186
Gorillafag is lame as fuck.
Forced as hell, as you'd expect from /asp/ie fucks.

Bring back DEVITT

>there will never be a face version of evolution ever in wwe

>>889245
YOU SEE STEPH

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>>889312

Trip on you little twink.

>Got run out of 4chan cause he was bragging about his snapchat points and got doxxed

That was the most pathetic thing I'd ever seen.

>tfw Oman is not here anymore
>tfw i can't trade bantz with him anymore
Man, I really hope things get better. I just can't watch WWE lately.

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>>889316
>filename

lel, can't wait until we can shop this onto a picture of unconscious punk

>>889269
Put Vince in a home
Exile Stephanie to a marketing figurehead role
Give Shane the company

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>>889117
Holy shit kek

>triple h comes out and wins the rumble
>romans wants his rematch
>"You'll get your rematch... If you can beat a real A+ player at fast lane!"
>his music hits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UN1B8XUIDOU
>the RED DRAGON of WWE

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>>889321
>>889309

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Ryback 500 matches on tinder and wrestlemania main main event

Kevin Ovens 500 matches on TNA tapings with Sunny as valet

Lit a candle for Tyler Breeze

>>889334
effortless is the adjective that best describes Roman

>>889334
Yes, because Vince still thinks its 1985, and that having one guy dominating in the way that Hogan did, is still the way to do business.

>>889280
Bad b8

>>889340
People actually like Hogan though.

Why don't they push people that are liked?
Brock. Dead. Dolph. Shit even Wyatt.

People kinda just gave up and accepted Ramen.

>>889351
>Brock
Retard? He's been pushed to the moon and back.

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>>889351
>People actually like Hogan though.

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>>889165

Some guy specifically requested Assy Bliss, not Cute Bliss.

>>889351
>brock should be fingerpoke of doom level of protected

>>889351
>Why don't they push people that are liked?

Because Vince has literally stated he would rather have a half-empty arena cheering his guy than a full arena cheering THEIR guy

>>889360
Why not?

Reigns certainly is.

>tfw Zack fuckin' Ryder is gonna have a WWE championship match

Its so painfully obvious that they're going to have HHH win the rumble then have Roman redeem himself at Mania.

So obvious though that they'll have to change plans to something else.. R-right?

>>889360
The way I see it is that The Undertaker was the final boss of the WWE. He showed up once a year and killed the guy he faced.

Brock beat him, which means since Taker is leaving, Brock is the final boss of WWE now

and while seeing the Wyatts look strong tonight was nice, I still feel like Brock should have fought back somewhat.

>>889365
tbf if Vince hadn't FUKKEN BURIED him in 2012 he could've been genuinely on-track for it by now

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>>889351

>people actually like cunt hogan

>>889376

What's the point of Stables anymore if they're all jobbers? I know they shouldn't try to copy other stables, but The Shield got over cause they were booked competently and not like jobbers. League of Nations are a joke.

>that mule kick into discuss lariat combo by Harper
God damn that lariat looked fucking stiff. I love HarpGOAT

>>889351
>dolph
because he's a mediocre wrestler with no personality and a 90s gimmick. his main talent is bumping, his natural role is a jobber.

>all them newfags thinking that liking HarpGOAT is a meme
How do you even NOT like Big Brodie?

>>889378
tfw Sheamus has the potential to be a monster heel but they book him to be a goofy coward.

>>889357
That Fucking gift was perfect for that

>>889372

Brock already does have a better win rate than Undertaker and Brock has beaten taker before WM30

http://www.diffen.com/difference/WWE_RAW_vs_WWE_Smackdown

Why does Smackdown exist still? It doesn't seem to be giving any real reason to watch.

>>889348
Plebbit loves him.

>>889348
>>889399

I think he's relatively over, they just don't let him do much lately. Whenever he does his yeahyeahyeah people in the crowd seem to be into it