>Mfw booked myself as champ going into mania
>7(seven) wrestlemania main events, 0 for CM Punk.
>Mfw get to finish inside Steph every night
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>Reigns beats Lesnar at Mania
>he gets attacked by AJ Styles, Nakamura, Andrson and Gallows
>they randomly reek havoc on the roster for weeks without and real motive
>Triple H gets pissed and puts together a mega stable of his NXT protégés including Balor, Neville, Owens, Itami, Zayn
>they turn on Triple H and aligns with AJ's faction making them even more dangerous than ever
>subplot with someone buying up shares of WWE stocks
>Triple H strikes a deal with Heyman
>Triple H, League of Nations and their special trump card Lesnar vs AJ's faction
>Heyman and Lesnar turn on Triple H
>Heyman is revealed to be the mastermind of this new stable and Lesnar serving as their de facto general
>Heyman is implied to be the one buying up shares of WWE stock
>Vince returns in a more prominent rolls to help Triple H and Stephanie battle against Heyman's hostile takeover of the company
>final swerve reveals that Heyman isn't the true mastermind
>the man who convinced Styles, Nakamura, Gallows and Anderson to jump ship and invade the WWE was actually
>HERE COMES THE MONEY
>it was me dad! It was me all along!
Praise Harper I can only hope Vince is slowly realizing what kind of potential he has working for him.
>Tfw Austin won't win the royal rumble to main event in Texas and bring back the skull belt.
I know we've been getting a lot of old timers but it saddens me that the literal GOAT is done forever.
>Wyatt Family/Lesnar Feud
>Heyman and Bray engaged in a battle of promos
Can't believe one year later and my OC is relevant again.
This is going to be the scene at mania boys.
>tfw still have a waning ember of hope that it will happen
Post main events better than HHH vs. Romin
>Austin(c) vs. Taker
>Austin(c) vs. Punk (Why'd this cuck leave?)
>Austin vs. Brock Texas Death match
>Rollins(c) vs. Deanetty vs. Romin
>Cena vs. Rollins vs. Brock II
>tfw made a pact with my sister to get sober together
>she went to rehab before I could get PTO (another stupid excuse)
>her heart stopped and had to be resuscitated, stayed in for a week
>now I'm way too much of a pussy to do it
>she called me out on it yesterday, 90 days sober, over text while I was at the bar watching football
>felt terrible all day
>this conversation on Legends with JBL plays...;_;
t-that's all, thanks for listening
OFFICIAL ROYAL RUMBLE OUTCOME POWER RANKINGS
>Brock eliminates Reigns for the belt
>Steve Austin returns to cuck Reigns out of the belt
>Reigns retains the belt
>Wyatt family member (preferably Harper) wins the belt as a half-hearted push attempt
>NJPW wrestler debuts as #30 and wins the belt
>Haitch enters the rumble and wins
>jobber wins the belt for no reason
>rumble ends with anti-climactic bullshit in an attempt to hype the upcoming cardless mania
>Haitch enters the rumble and loses
Wrestlemania main events right here
>Ramen vs Big Show
>Ramen alone vs New Day
>Raman vs whole diva Division for Diva title
>Ramen vs KO for IC title
>Ramen vs Burger Reo for America title
>Ramen vs Taker for his goodbye match
>Ramen vs Triple H for WH title
Ramen wins them all except for the Big Show.
Guys we have something more important to discuss than Raw right now
>frangk im gonna stan on this bench take a pigdure of my budd
>[spoiler]But he enters at 31. Because fuck you wwe Universe.[/spoiler]
>Aj styles enter as number 30
Oh shit, so HHH isn't entering?!
>After 2-4 guys are left in the ring
>A count down for 31 happens
>Triple H comes out
>AJ is a heel fuckboi who helps Triple H wins
How mad would people get?
How many people would cancel their subscription?
>>AJ is a heel fuckboi who helps Triple H wins
>AJ turns on Triple H before wrestlemania
>Main event at Wrestlemania is AJ versus Triple H
Better than Reigns vs Triple H.
maybe they've been building Reigns and know he sucks now so they'll give AGay Styles his first win over Roman
and then we can listen to him talk about people's balls because he can't talk for shit either
>they took a fucking meme wrestler like AJ and Nakameme over premade full package stars like Bobby Fish, Adam Cole, Jay Lethal, and Kurt "Literally the GOAT" Angle. At least Anderson can out-talk anyone on the roster other than BMJ.
> not wanting ramen or hhh to win is fedora
Fuck man you actually believe the liking roman meme? 18+
>not scouting the outlaws for wwe talent so you can share your knowledge with the casual /wwe/ universe
pic related, it's your favorite mid-card ratings pathogen
>tfw no blissfag
>tfw no randyfag
>tfw no nickfellafag
>tfw no canascatfag
>tfw bretcuck is now a part timer
>tfw no sweden
All the biggest draws are dead and /wwe/ didn't build any new stars, no wonder we have these record low ratings (poster count)
> dat mental gymnastics and damage control so you arent guilty about your outlaw addiction
Accept yourself and seek help
I suggest binging on the first 2 seasons of Total Divas to purge your system. And having sex would help also
> bret hart
> midcard ratings pathogen
HHH is not seriously going to win the rumble, right? I'd much rather have Roman win than see HHH vs Roman at Mania or near mania. Both are ridiculously boring and generate zero heat other than hating them for winning everything.
ain't it the truth
all we have is the mid-carders like Poland, Finland (who announces he's here like Jerishill), Bretkek, and zaynowensmark. None of the tripfag heels are worth shit either.
>tfw saw Chicagoat in a /sp/ game thread yesterday and didn't even try to 2sweet him
>State of this general. State of the /wwe/ universe.
I never thought i would be in the position where i would be forced post a fedora at a bretposter
AS A MATTER OF FACT ROMAN
HERES THE THING ROMAN
BECAUSE I AM THAT DAMN GOOD
This would be the smartest decision bucky beaver ever made
>I'm a 14-time champion Roman, that is 12 times more titles than you
>You can be what you wanted Roman but you chose to cross me
YOU SEE ROMAN YOU MADE THIS PERSONAL WHEN YOU ATTACKED MY FAMILY ROMAN
>put in the Title match so he can't be in the briefcase match
>put in a Last Man Standing match so he can't be in the Rumble
Dean... Dean had a hard life.
YOU SEE ROMAN
THE THING IS YOU'VE JUST BEEN TALKING TO TRIPLE H, THE COO
BUT COME ROYAL RUMBLE
YOU'LL BE STEPPING INTO THE RING NOT WITH THE COO, BUT WITH THE CEREBRAL ASSASSIN, THE KING OF KINGS, THE GAME
>Will they ever put a behind the scenes guy in like Mr Warrior wanted?
>Will they ever put a behind the scenes guy in like Mr Warrior wanted?
>Ya call yourself the beast
>But I am a monster
>A monster who will devour you
>A monster who will desecrate you
>tfw he has to step down from the authority as champion
>has to go back to being a 4 time a year wrestler
>fueds with Vince and Steph
>they get a worked divorce
>Vince finally gets his incest angle
>this all builds to WM 33
>Vince v face HHH
>"I'm sorry, I love you" 2.0
>Vince dies in the ring
>Steph emerges from gorilla in a hysterical frenzy
>ref calls the match
>Cena comes out to carry his corpse
>Steph weeping latches onto Cena's arm as they slouch up the ramp, he holds her close because he's the final version of man
>they broadcast past gorilla while they pass the entire WWE roster
>finally gets to the last man in the procession, Paul Heyman
>Cena nods and says, "You know what you have to do"
>HHH removed from WWE history
>You will never slowly undress in front of Roman Reigns, revealing to him the large Roman Reigns tattoo on your back, turning occasionally to see him sternly staring back at you unmoved by your sexy thin pale body and slight show of asshole before telling him ''I'm making you erect aren't I?'' only for him to reply ''The only thing you're making is that Roman Reigns tattoo'' causing you to try even harder to break his badass stern visage by gradually edging your ass into his cock and bending over before saying ''I am horny but can't masturbate... my porn video player is filled with Buffering succotash son'' only for him to edge away from you slowly allowing you to realise he won't fuck you because he is scared that you are just another hater who prefers Daniel Bryan and will abandon him the second he gets to main event Wrestlemania despite being the worst member of the Shield so you try to make him realise you just want him by shitting yourself and forming the shit on your asscheeks in the shape of a traditional Samoan tribal tattoo letting him realise how much you care so he fucks your ass hard.
YOU KNOW ROMAN
I'LL ADMIT, YOU'RE GOOD. HELL, YOU'RE A 2-TIME WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION.
BUT THIS SUNDAY AT THE ROYAL RUMBLE PAY PER VIEW, BEING GOOD JUST WON'T CUT IT. BECAUSE WHEN YOU STEP INTO THE RING WITH THE GAME, YOU'RE GOING TO SEE THAT YOU AREN'T GOOD ENOUGH. BUT I AM. I AM THE COO, THE CEREBRAL ASSASSIN, THE KING OF KINGS, THE GAME, A 13 TIME WORLD CHAMPION, TRIPLE H. AND I AM THAT DAMN GOOD.
pittsburgh is a smark town though, but you're right that a RR crowd is always much smarkier because less families go to PPVs . Even the kids in Pittsburgh are smarks. Conor the fucking GOAT Crusher would've rather hung out with Daniel Bryan than BMJ.
>my porn video player is filled with Buffering succotash son
Just because I can't stop laughing, here it is again.
These were the good ol' days of /wwe/
>Penn State and OSU have produced the most NCAA WWE wrestlers
>OVW, WWE's old developmental was close to Pittsburgh
>shit tons of outlaw promotions all over PA
>territory shows always stopped in Pittsburgh and the surrounding area
Pittsburgh has always been a smarky town and it's in the NE so it's usually heel territory (smarky)
Trip on you little twink.
>Got run out of 4chan cause he was bragging about his snapchat points and got doxxed
That was the most pathetic thing I'd ever seen.
lel, can't wait until we can shop this onto a picture of unconscious punk
>triple h comes out and wins the rumble
>romans wants his rematch
>"You'll get your rematch... If you can beat a real A+ player at fast lane!"
>his music hits
>the RED DRAGON of WWE
Ryback 500 matches on tinder and wrestlemania main main event
Kevin Ovens 500 matches on TNA tapings with Sunny as valet
Some guy specifically requested Assy Bliss, not Cute Bliss.
Its so painfully obvious that they're going to have HHH win the rumble then have Roman redeem himself at Mania.
So obvious though that they'll have to change plans to something else.. R-right?
The way I see it is that The Undertaker was the final boss of the WWE. He showed up once a year and killed the guy he faced.
Brock beat him, which means since Taker is leaving, Brock is the final boss of WWE now
and while seeing the Wyatts look strong tonight was nice, I still feel like Brock should have fought back somewhat.
What's the point of Stables anymore if they're all jobbers? I know they shouldn't try to copy other stables, but The Shield got over cause they were booked competently and not like jobbers. League of Nations are a joke.