Going over everyone Edition
who /kalisto/ here?
ROOTY
This thread. Not moving backwards to a thread #2
>Roman vs. an entire stable on smackdown.
Oh boy
So Haitch enters at #30 and finally eliminates Ramen, setting up an awful feud to end at WM where bbygurl becomes three times WWEWHC.
Great.
That's the creepiest reddit frog I've seen
Kallisto in charge of trying to break his neck on the ropes
>>887765
>yfw roman will fight himself in the rumble with such gusto that he ends up throwing himself out of the ring
>>887765
Good job.
where are my pokepals?
>Brits are still awake
Lol
>>887766
viper benoit urself my man
>>887766
Benoit yourself.
>Reedit guy and Rey Mysterio jr jr
>Stupid guy and Del boring
>tag match
Am i watching Raw or SmackDown?
>>887766
18+
Anime
>>887766
>'thread 2 when we on thread 4
'No'
>>887763
>Triple H main eventing his 7th(seventh) wrestlemania
U N R E A L
>tfw just noticed a big spider walking near me
I just killed that fucker
>>887786
>all people who wear masks are ripping off rey mysterio
>>887791
Right here senpai
>>887736
So if Roman wins the Rumble, is it official that he overcame more odds then Cena ever did?!
Byron BTFO
>>887783
>>887784
>>887800
Yes.
>>887766
Proof that watching anime gives you autism
>>887796
Haitch has to face Roman at WM...it makes the most sense kayfabe wise, and would actually be a good match
So what's the perfect number for AJ to enter to the Rumble?
#30 is too predictable, #1 is Ramen, #2 will be a jobber...
>>887786
Name one masked wrestler who was over before Mysterio
>>887763
Boohoo
>>887803
maybe at once, but cena has overcome more odds in total.
>It's a Reddit Ambrose and his memelines match
>>887802
>chinatsu
>>887803
I hope Roman wins, just to see the reactions
>talking garage again
Triple H does not bury people. Prove me wrong.
>Dean Ambrose is a good wrestler
>>887819
Ultimo Dragon
>>887808
>caring about your thread getting over so much you spam it in other threads for over an hour
Benoit yourself
>>887819
Mankind
Is this the real thread? Who's in charge of this shit show?
>>887841
Literally who?
>hot pockets commercial during Raw
They know their audience.
>>887846
18+
>>887819
Vader
>HHH comes in at 30
>Roman eliminates him, everyone boos
>Vince comes out and says "wait wait wait, we have a surprise entrant at 31"
>"HERE COMES THE MONEY"
how hard do you mark?
>>887846
18+
>>887850
4chin mods?
>>887825
Well duh, Cena has a decade of odds under his belt. I meant at one time. Even Cena never defeated the entire roster at once.
>>887803
I would love to see Roman getting buried by BMJ, and if he injures Deanetty with the springboard stunner it would be better
random poll, what are your three favorite workers in the WWE today, including NXT?
The tension between Kevin and Cole is palpable
>>887819
Kane
>>887818
Right after Samoa Joe
Why Do /wwe/ hate dean Ambrose now?
>>887819
Kane and Tiger Mask, that's two
>>887818
#20
>>887835
Triple H vs. the entire roster except Cena, Taker and Orton between 2005 - 2008
Triple H vs. Booker T WM18
Triple H vs. Jericho
Triple H vs. RVD
Triple H vs. Scott Steiner
Triple H vs. CM Punk 2011
Triple H vs. Sting WM 31
And many more that I'm forgetting
>>887780
here
>>887854
Real fuckin hard m80
>>887819
Bane
>>887854
>>887862
Ryback, Roman, and Cena.
>>887865
Kane was never over
>>887872
Are you a pedophile?
>Owens burying Byron
wew lad
Kevin Owens is awful on commentary.
>>887857
Did you forget Orton and Cena vs the whole raw roster from like 6 years ago? 18+ kiddo
>>887854
>marking for Shane at a royal rumble
18+
>>887862
Reigns
Owens
Ambrose
>>887858
>your examples that prove me wrong don't count because I say so
18+
>>887870
>Le Tripple inital man buried mu Cyan cuck maymay
Why are there so many suicide dives nowadays?
BASED KO
A
S
E
D
>>887874
this is the correct answer
>>887875
Was he a big guy?
>>887819
Mr. Wrestling
>>887853
>this guy still
>>887780
Writing screenplay of Tierno, Seth Rollins and Breloom beating the shit out of Dean Ambrose, Noibat and Ash Greninja
Does anyone unironically enjoy Ambrose wrestling?
>>887878
A long long time ago my young friend
>>887891
>this entire post
Back to reddit, you failed at trying to fit in.
>>887887
>he wouldn't mark out for Shane O' Mac
18+
>>887880
no
>Owens not picking on Cole
>>887885
I said one guy.
>>887862
>tfw everyone good is injured or in NXT
Raw is so fucking bad right now.
>>887872
what's good?
>>887907
18+
>(You) have officially made it through two hours of Monday Night RAW for another week
How do you feel?
>>887870
Only one is Booker T and maybe RVD
rest werent ruined
>>887819
Hulk Hogan
>>887912
lifes good
>>887862
Owens
Asuka
Bayley
>>887914
Horrible
Went to fart on my cat but shit my pants. Gonna miss the rest of the show.
>>887903
Jesus
>>887917
This. And RVD is a Vinnila Midget, anyway, and a nigger should not be champion.
>>887914
Like I hate myself.
Depending on how RAW goes I might stop watching until WM.
>>887914
enjoying a healthy snack and considering jerking it to /r/starlets tbqh
>>887917
>rest werent ruined
>CM Punk losing in summer of punk and not getting his win back and main event mania didn't ruin him.
>>887924
i cum on cat she hiss at penis
>>887922
>>887914
I'm enjoying it so pretty entertained tbqh
>>887914
>>887911
They really need to call up Finn and Samoa Joe. One as a heel and the other as a face. Not to mention get Aj Styles and Nakamura on the roster soon as possible.
>>887914
Kill me.
>>887903
Only Redditors like him.
>>887892
They are trying to copy The Man
>>887903
it's depressing, really. It's like he knows what the fans want and how to get himself over, but he lacks all the skills to do any of it.
>>887922
>>887914
I'm talking to multiple women while this filler is in the background.
>I had sex
>>887925
JYEEEEEEEZUS!
>>887791
ANIME MODE
>>887862
Samoa Joe
Ambrose
Cesaro
I guess, though none of them really on recent output. Everything sucks now.
>>887903
Nah he's shit.
>>887914
Awful
>>887903
did that happen last week?
Kevin Owens is fucking terrible, just awful. Fuck
>yfw Kevin Owens is the exact representation of /asp/
That meme clothesline looks so bad.
Sorry guys I just got home and have it recorded, why was jericho holding a microphone with the backwards W? Like he was on Miz TV?
>>887780
wheres my cutie we werent done kissing
I still like the meme clothesline desu
That was a nasty bump Sheamus took on that ddt.
>>887929
He was fine, he was champion for a fucking year
>>887945
>sting wearing a sting mask and taking it off to reveal that he's sting
>>887903
He was good in the indies but he's since been watered down
I still have faith in him though
Based Del Rio
>>887951
Moany prick that doesn't know what he wants but still moans about every single thing?
THAT KICK
>>887960
>said no one ever
NO HEAT
>>887959
Indies are gay.
>muh vanilla midgets
>>887954
Are you talking about me?
>>887938
He has the skills, it's just the classic thing of WWE not letting him wrestle anything like he normally does on the main roster for mysterious reasons. If you reduce his style of wrestling to WWE safestyle 5 meme moves of doom it's worthless.
He can still put together a PPV match as well as anyone on the roster at least.
>>887934
indyfags plz go back to facebook
>>887919
What are you talking about Hogan never wore a mask. That was his good friend Mr. America
Barrett might as well just be replaced by Paige to represent the Brits. BNB does absolutely nothing and is nothing but arm/eye candy for the other 3.
>>887903
I like him but his offense is fucking boring
>Wyatts winning
>Diva horseshit
>this match
>the inevitably garbage main event
Their review will be SCATHING tonight
That kick did not connect even a little bit.
>>887903
I do. Fuck your "redditor" meme. People literally only bitch about the rope thing. If you're that autistic that you just can't emotionally handle someone doing that, I'm sincerely sorry.
>>887965
>hating on El Patron
>dat qt behind the commentary table
Honestly, Ambrose would be amazing if there were still a Hardcore belt to be had.
>>887914
I felt like shit before but I actually feel a little better now. Even when it's shit raw feels like a hug from a good friend.
legit fell asleep, anything interesting happened?
>>887971
hey, whatever happened to mr. america, anyway? i thought he was really getting over but then he just dropped off the face of the earth. maybe he had to go back to the indies.
>>887975
Deans fault
if Roman ever beats Brock I'm unironically Benoiting
>>887968
hey there you go thought you were gonna be gone forever
Why was Jericho using Miz's mic last week?
>>887976
as that gif demonstrates, people also bitch about his piss poor suicide dives.
>>887976
>this reddit paragraph
Thanks for the gold kind sir
>>887981
Becky was pretty gud desu
other than that not really
>>887974
>Just call me cuckbuster mark
>>887952
It never was good
>>887972
He has a neck injury, so he can't really take any bumps. They did say he will be in a match on SD. But he probably won't enter the match at all. I think he's also in the rumble. Not sure how that will work, since he hasn't so much as fallen down since he got hurt.
>>887976
>Defending a horrible wrestler
I bet you hate on Roman too.
who /condemned2/ here
>>887969
It's amazing to me that IWC, smarks, whatever you want to call them will bitch about how the WWE holds back their favorite wrestlers and then they'll also bitch about wrestlers who "suck" only because WWE holds them back. Textbook cognitive dissonance.
>>887993
>being this sour
oldfag getting back into wrestling after being away from it for the last few years. is roman reigns supposed to be likable or not?
>>887998
the doctor is IN
>mfw jerigoat wins the rumble
>SETH "FREAKING" ROLLINS
>DEAN "REDDIT" AMBROSE
what did he mean by this?
>>887996
spotted the anti-smark.
>>888001
WWE is basically the "push roman reigns" show right now
This thread is so dead
Fuck Vince
>>887985
I'm not going anywhere.
I miss Orton :/
>>887979
but if the Hardcore belt was all he had going for him you'd get tired of him real quick
>>888009
He'll be fine
>>888005
When was the last time Cuck Ambrose had a good match with anyone not named Rollins?
>ROMAN SUCKS GUISE BUT WATCH ME SLURP ON DEAN'S CONSTANT BOTCHING AND SNOOZEFEST MATCHES
>>887819
The Patriot.
>>887999
Literally get any wrestler who wrestled outside of the WWE main roster, be it in the indies or NXT and compare their matches.
This shit isn't a secret, everyone talks openly about it. There is a reason why wrestling sucks on RAW and the only worthwhile things are the promos.
>>888001
he's been getting pushed as the new main guy for about a year now. he has a great look, pretty good wrestling ability, but his mic work and his storylines so far have been really really bad. smarks love to hate him as well because WWE has pushed him to the moon with no end in sight
>>887996
AAAAHHHHH FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
AMBROSE IS ONE OF THE BEST IN THIS COMPANY AND THEY'RE BURYING HIM
FUCK ROMAN ARGHHH
POO IN LOO
>>888006
Pretty much.
Exactly why they won't clear Bryan, even though multiple other doctors have cleared him. They don't want anyone to stop Roman's push.
What should I say to my new match /wwe/?
>>888008
lets be together forever
DESIGNATED
>>888009
why?
Based Noelle
Imagine the smell of that India arena. Fuck.
>>888013
either FCW or the outlaws.
>>887954
>>887968
>>887985
>>888008
Faggots.
>>888022
PUSH ROMAN
>>888016
>pretty good wrestling ability
why are you lying
>>888005
Le anti smark maymay XDDDD
back to plebbit
>>888010
I'm already tired of him now, pretty sure some kind of backstage bullshittery with him would keep me awake longer at the very least.
>>888022
Ask her if she likes BMJ
>>888022
>tongue out in picture
>nursing
trash
>>888022
I fucked last night.
>>888023
Would you be okay with someone like me?
>60 posters
Literally half lmao
DIDN'T BUBBA RAY ALREADY DESTROY THE TROMBONE ONCE?
>>888022
Select all the images with a cactus.
>>888021
Bryan's been done. its over
>>888032
Back to your containment thread you asbergers fuck
Fuck you
RIP in piece Francesca.
>>888022
dont be sour
>>888025
Randy turning a memesline into rko when?
The new day is so based.
RIP in Piece
Francesca he a good boy he dindu nuffin
This is so stupid but I like it
Can someone please explain why /asp/ actually likes Kevin Owens?
I just cant see any reason other than being a contrarian. He has no physique, hes fat but inst even big, he desperately needs to start taking roids to get that muscle fat look. Not only is he a muscleless fattass but he has ZERO mic skills, he also does those weird groans and moans and doesnt even have an entertaining style.
I just dont see it
>>888030
>insecure fat fuck projecting on others
>>888040
This guy. This guy fucks.
this is happening
i'm not even going to lie here, the new day was the best thing in WWE in 2015
>>888041
of course why wouldnt I?
>>888037
Yep
>>888022
I don't know but apparently you live in my hometown. Take her to Indochine.
>>888021
Muh conspiracy theories XDDDD NYAGHAHAHAHAHA
>>887982
He died overseas wrestling al qaeda members. He answered the call for his country and his sacrafice will never be forgotten.
Big Nig is a total fag
Lmao
RIP Francesca
Like if you crie everytime.
This was good till they discussing shitting all over his bathroom
>>888062
Would be better than Reigns any day
>>888032
i use "pretty good" lightly, hes not horrible like people think. his only real problem is that hes so weak for some reason, he can never really lift guys powerfully. the rest of his in-ring ability is fine
>Francesca is more over than Roman
Francesca is best girl
>>888066
What happened in the last two Rumbles? Do you have any fucking recollection?
>>888022
>braided pig tails
>>888066
He has been cleared,so why won't they let him back in the ring?
>>888058
You sure showed him
>>888072
I cry everytine
>>888063
I can be needy.
For the first time in weeks I feel like that was the PERFECT amount of New Day in a talking segment. Wasn't too long. Just right.
>>888057
his wrestling ability
Not everyone should look like Vince's wet dream, anon. Remember this quote
>if everything is badass, then nothing really is
PRESS F TO PAY RESPECTS TO FRANCESCA
>>888057
Been a fan since ROH but his WWE run has been weird as fuck, I can't really get behind it
That a nice funny lil segment. At least it didn't involve ponies.
>Dat dark haired cutie behind cole
>>888082
hey /a/, do you like the loli wrestling manga?
do you guys think there will ever be a trans gendered Diva?
>>888057
i dont think his physique matters, I think him being fat adds to his character. I have no idea what you're talking about with no mic skills or entertaining style. he consistently puts on great matches, gets the crowd involved, and cuts great heel promos. Owens is one of the few guys left who makes me give a shit about RAW
>>888082
Im fine with that
>>888090
chyna
Is RAW on right now?
I forget, what time does it start?
>"Did you know #30 and #1 has the same amount of winners? #30 had undertaker and John Cena while #1 had Shawn Michaels?"
>>888057
Because you belong on reddit. Get out now.
>>888076
Francesca knows more than 3 notes.
>>888090
What do you mean? We already have one.
>>888090
Charlotte already exists senpai.
>>888093
inb4 that Haitch/Chyna gif
>>888065
I doubt she'll respond. I'm shit at Tinder
>>888094
>what time does it start?
2 hours ago
>DEEZ NUTS in the promo
>>888054
HE BEEN GOIN TO RAW ERRY WEEK TO GET HIS LIFE ON TRACK
NEED MO MONEY FO DEM PROMOS
>AGAINST ALL ODDS!!!
so if Roman is eliminated, is the Rumble over and the one who tossed him the new champ?
THESE ODDS!
HOW WILL HE OVERCOME THEM?!
>>888089
I would like it if you would tell me where to get the raws.
Kane confirmed for Rumble.
Based.
>>888089
No, I'm not a pedophile
>>888090
Nattie and Charlotte and The Bella Twins are all employed
>muh odds
Kek
>says for the first time ever
>literally the same as 1999 except with no Vincent in the rumble as 2
>the city of WWE promos
>This video package
These odds mang.
THE ODDS ARE STACKED
THEY MAY BE TOO MUCH
1 VERSUS ALL
>>888111
But you like anime?
That was the first good promo package in a long time
>RR package centered completely around Reigns
DEGENERATE CHANTING
>WE SAMOAN, WE SAMOAN
>yfw Stone Cold saves Ramen from elimination at the rumble
FUCK YA WWOAH FUCK YA WAAAAAH
>>888022
>tfw met a girl on tinder that did nothing but take selfies and insult me because she thought it was funny
At least the one matched with you is upfront about her shit personality
>>888107
It will continue till someone eliminates him or survives all the way.
just tuning in now
so they are officially making Reigns win the rumble from #1
if this happens I'm probably done until SethGOD returns
PASSION OF THE REIGNS
>>888107
no, just last guy standing gets the belt
>muh odds
>>888109
i have no idea, i saved this image months ago and at that time nobody in the thread could find the raws
>>888092
then lets be together forever~
>>888089
source?
>Making a portion of the Royal Rumble promo video just for Roman Reigns
Wtf did those 2 say?
>>888119
No, I like manga
there is literally nothing cool about the Usos
How fucking long was that shitty segment. Was it a 10 minute ad?
Do people actually like the Usos?
They're so boring.
That promo said Roman said could face 6 royal rumble winners.
The only winners I know of are:
Sheamus
Del Rio
Brock
Who are the other 3? Cena's injured.
Triple H confirmed?
>>888138
But you're not a pedophile?
The Usos are more fucking annoying than any other tag team or wrestler in history, prove me wrong
>>888121
Obviously you moron
How did the Usos win tag team of the year?
even these odds could be too much for cena
>>888147
No, I don't like anime. Anime is for pedophiles.
>>888091
His mic skills are horrendous, i cringe every time he says something.
>>888130
the way it's worded makes it sound like a massive handicap match. It's just a regular rumble except the winner gets the belt, rather than a title shot.
>>888150
the votes were fixed
texas rattlesnake confirmed for rum bowl
>>888146
IT WAS ALL A WORK
AND WE ALL FELL FOR IT
>>888146
>Rey Mysterio
>gets booed the hell out again
>>888143
Stone Cold main eventing wrestlemania in texas would be so based.
>>888121
Seriously.
I always love the promo they do before every Rumble. But this was all about Roman, and making him look stronk.
Guess Punk was fucking right. Right now, getting Roman over appears to be wwe's only concern.
>"washing" your room with febreeze
>>888057
>Can someone please explain why /asp/ actually likes Kevin Owens?
But we don't
>>888161
He's in LU
We would not have to deal with this one vs. all bullshit if it was not for you smarks ruining the RR and WM last year.
>>888163
Hi Phil!
I'm surprised that WWE hasn't changed it's name to Roman Reigns yet.
Seriously this is ridiculous, not even for Cena they did shit like that..
>>888167
Would be better than being a brony reddit fag
>>888159
THERE'S NO HOLDING ME BACK
>>888133
post your email I dont wanna lose you once raw ends
>>887862
Lesnar
Balor
Cesaro
>>888168
>smarks were what ruined 2015 RR
>>888146
Undertaker won. He will probably be a surprise in the Rumble. HHH also won it, and I'm sure he will be #30.
>>888167
>>>/pol/ cuckboy
>>888167
>like a bad ass pastor that caught in corruption
they tried the preacher thing, it didnt catch on or dropped it.
What do you think WWE would do if Reigns got injured?
>>888146
brock
sheamus
ADR
taker
HHH
....
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#30! WHO WILL IT BE MAGGLE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvDAjj0Rtmk
>>888168
The only thing that was worthwhile about that abortion of a RR was the crowd
WE ARE THE NATION
>>888182
Brock vs Triple H
>this angry clapping
>Yfw GLASS SHATTERS at the rumble
>>888150
Did you know they're Roman Reign's cousins?
Did you know that Roman Reigns is the Rock's cousin?
>>888168
>you smarks ruining the RR and WM last year.
>smarks
>posts a pic of Noelle
>woods and kofi wearing suits
>>888170
Because Cena at least can sell himself, Ramen doesn't even know how to speak
>>888185
Yeah like when he was feuding with rusev.
That shit was great
>>888179
>Being mad at someone having a bit of fun
Are you a nigger or just a self hating white ?
>>888176
Shitty booking ruined the Rumble. Having Show and Kane come out and eliminate everyone in the end was just stupid. And it was only done to make Roman look strong.
So didnNew Day change their gimmick to Bronies?
How many minutes has it been since someone has fucking wrestled?
>>888182
call Cena in early. theyve done it before
>>888184
world title triple threat was pretty good
>Royal Rumble used to be a chance for anyone to get a title shot
>Rumble is now just a glorified handicap match for Roman to win
>>888189
>>888205
they are both reddit
>>888168
Best part of the Rumble was when Dolph got eliminated and taken out like trash
>dindu day
lets go newday
Fransheska will be the next Hall of Fame inductee
>>888183
Delete this...
Im gonna cry.
>>888189
>>888191
That is right. I am attracted to beautiful females, unlike you snarks who jerk it to vanilla midgets.
>>888213
NEW...Dindu
>>888218
>>888196
I can tell you what I'm not, and that's a cuck like you family.
BROTEIN SHAKE
>>888218
You can't know who Noelle Foley is without being a smark you dumbshit. That was the point.
>>888192
You now remember the new day vignettes where they wore suits and danced.
>>888210
Do not forget about Vanilla Goat's elimination.
>>888194
Why the fuck WWE wants a faggot who isn't white, can't wrestle, sucks at the mic and isn't over. He also uses that stupid vest.
>>888196
THEY LOVE TO HAVE FUN, MAGGLE
>>888210
Dude, that happened to Dolph, Bray and Dean. Bigshow and Kane tossed everyone out to make room for Roman to win.
>>888206
ONE
VERSUS
ALL
BELLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
THAT!
>>888228
Vince has an erection for Samoans, it's well lamented facts.
>2 minute entrance
>3 minutes of wrestling
>commercial
Why
>>888224
BROTATO CHIP
>>888223
Sounds like a nigger to me
>Another Lucha Underground commercial
At least we get 5 seconds of good wrestling shown
>>888225
>you have to be a smaro to know who the super hot daughter of one of the best wrestlers of all time is
That is the most retarded thing I have ever heard.
>>888232
the Rumble has literally been 1 versus all since its inception.
>>888212
You mean like the ho train? Oh wait, you weren't alive for that. My bad.
>>888228
>Some fat smark on the internet ragging on Reigns for not being able to "wrestle" but slurps on Dean Ambrose's cock
>>888228
He's literally getting pushed because he's the Rock's cousin. Roman is one of the least talented guys on the entire roster. Yet for reasons he will become the new face of the company.
>>888174
>2 grown men trying to start a relationship using pokemon on a wwe board
Glad you fags are off /sp/
>>888243
I admire your dedication.
>>888243
keep trying bud
>>888240
>he doesn't know what a smark is
>Foley
>one of the best wrestlers of all time
damn, that looked painful
>>888243
Imma Franchesca yo ass!
>>888168
Get back to work vince
>>888238
Stay cucked you obese neckbeard
>>888243
please sir kill yourself
>>888248
>He's literally getting pushed because he's the Rock's cousin
Remember that Rosey push?
New Day are hilarious even if they are a bunch of niggers
New thread where?
>>888247
What are you talking about, Reddit deanetty is Roman's maid, and i dislike both
>>888253
There literally isn't. One pimps hoes the other pimps god.
>>888249
>wwe board
Are you retarded friend?
Roman Reigns is a good wrestlers. He puts on amazing matches constantly. He is super over, but smarks believe he is not because all they can hear is themselves gurgling on Ziggler and Bryan's cocks. He is the next face of WWE and I hope he buries Daniel Bryan if he ever returns.
>>888248
But The Rock sucks too, he has a great mic, but isn't white, can't wrestle nad he is a terrible actor, even for action flicks
>>888274
Hurry up, your battery is almost out
>>888274
"I got enough meat to last you a lifetime"
#KeepTheDreamAlive
Based Neville
>>888204
Yeah I meant the match itself. The Triple Threat was fucking GOAT.