/wwe/ general #1751

BRIE MODE

>>885152
Will end in a full roster brawl or Roman looking strong segment.

Vince and/Steph vs Ramen promo
Boring match
Boring match without a finish
Stardust Titus because why not
Divashit
League of Jobbers segment/match
Social Jobbers promo with Rybotch
Divashit
Boring main event

SEEYA AT THE ROYAL RUMBLE MAGGGLE

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE KING OF KINGS

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>>885155

>>885160

ON YOUR KNEES DOUG

>>885152
Nothing of any consequence

Jobbers will draw their spots
Everyone talks about how they will win
Is brock even there?

>tfw Social Outcasts shirt still isn't available

Do you guys remember Ziggler's last ICC run where he defended the title against midcarders in decent matches that he always won? He was over as hell. Perfect midcard. Then he was the sole survivor against the odds at SS2014 and people loved hin and it all signalled to a main title run?

He jobbed to a returning Barret and then WWE made jobbers out of them both.

What the fuck, man?

I LIKE TO SUCK FRIED CHICKEN AND CALL MYSELF GOLDBERG

>>885167
>Do you guys remember Ziggler's

No. This man has never had a memorable title run, ever.

>>885163

Yeah, Brock and Heyman are apparently appearing on Jerishills segment

>>885167
>Do you guys remember Ziggler

There's absolutely NOTHING memorable about Ziggler. Please stop.

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>>885169
His first one was memorable because of how short and stupid it was

How does /wwe/ feel about Shelton Benjamin?

>>885167
Yes. That was the last good IC title run. Ambrose can still do something with it though, especially if he puts on a good Last Man Standing match with Fat Kev.

>>885167
>>What the fuck, man?
WWE has always been agaisnt guys going more over than the company expectations.

>>885167

Also SS2014 sucked, and it's mostly his fault.

>>885173
Rare talent in the ring. Team Angle Era Shelton was amazing.
Couldn't talk at all though.

>>885173
Great worker, was the defacto MitB monkey spot before Kofi but Shelton was better.

He truly was the Gold Standard.

>>885173
THE MOTHERLOAD CHAMPIONSHIP VICTORY

pretty bad at promos, but he was great in the ring.

>>885173

Solid B+ player

>US Title being hot-potatoed by Mexicans.

Make America great again #trump2016

>>885161
She just needs a little bigger titties and she'd be perfect.

>>885173
I think he was arguably the most athletic guy on the roster.

I miss Edge :/

>>885173
He always asked excellent questions.

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>>885188
>not liking them small and cute

Will WWE ever be good again?

>>885195
Not at this rate. There are no new stars because Vince is stubborn.

>>885195
Yes but it's gonna be a long time

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>>885194
I'm gonna need something to grab hold of whilst she's taking me for a ride around the freaking world.

>MLK day Raw

who is R-Truth jobbing to tonight?

>>885201
Seth is returning and will beat him with the now unbanned curb stomp.

>have trouble getting Roman top face levels of over
>have him drop the belt at RR and feud with the GOAT heel and top heel/draw of the attitude era, the Cerebral Assassin, the King of Kings, the Game, the Proverbial Ring General, the Connecticut Blueblood, the leader of the Undisputed Greatest Stable of all time DX, and the COO Hunter Hears in the Road to Wrestlemania before they main event making HHH the man who has main eveted the most Wrestlemanias

Why didn't they think of this before?

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Will he ever come back?

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>*crow caws*

>>885201
>I HAD A DREAM, WITH SPIDAHS MAN!

>>885188
You like manly chins?

>Roman enters at #1
>long entrance through the crowd holding the belt
>gets like five mins raising the belt in the ring
>dueling chants of "LETS GO ROMAN" "ROMAN SUCKS"
>he's soaking it all in making his weird mistimed facial expressions
>#2 comes up
>WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
how hard do you mark?

>>885206
He will come back to win at Summerslam anon. Don't worry

>awaiting #30 entrant
>10
>9
>8
>7
>6
>5
>4
>3
>2
>1
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UN1B8XUIDOU
Your reaction?

>>885214
Make those two the last ones and I'd shit my pants in sheer excitement.

>>885206
we can only hope not

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I haven't been this hyped for wrestling in a long time.
I can't wait till HHH makes his return at the rumble and wins.

https://vimeo.com/151975244

>Eva Marie is Number 2
>there are actual, literal botches below it
>it wasn't even a botch, just a poorly performed move

le smark pandering maymay fukk romain rains and eva marie xD

>>885223
Eva working the marks as usual

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>>885217

so rycuck is joining social outcasts as the pin eater?

>>885221
Who is this cutie patootie?

>>885223
Eva Marie takes too long to kick out, the ref has to pull his arm away from the third tap and it's plain as day. I don't think it was that big of a botch and shouldn't be on the list but she should do better.

Also is Eva Marie's finisher the fucking Stratusfaction?

>>885231
Better than Becky Lynch who didn't even kick out

Predict aspects of the Rumble
>Roman enters at 1
>some jobber is 2
>Roman throws him out with at least 10 seconds left on the clock and ooahs

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>>885223
i like eva marie the best out of the "old" generation simply because she don't need no man like BMJ or Dbry to be put over, she'd trump over the Bellas with herself alone.
She went over the top rope decently this past NXT and is being more comfortable with that heel heat she's getting. everybody hating is just a little dork 2bh

>>885233
>Roman enters at 1
>some jobber is 2
>Roman wins the Rumble

Is The Big Show the guy who will beat the WWE World Heavyweight Champion, Roman Reigns, at the Royal Rumble event? Live this Sunday only on the award winning WWE network?

You tell me?

>>885238
Did you not see my dubs last thread?

>>885239
Or could it be former WWE champion Seth Lorence, returning?

>>885238
Obviously. Who could toss a giant out?

>>885238
He's a freaking giant, I don't see how he can lose. No way any of the indy midgets or Roman "Can't lift Tyler Twink Breeze" Reigns will be able to put him over the ropes.

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Reminder that mandrama makes wootists cry
>inb4 >>>/wooo/
Don't even care this is funny shit

>>885255
Jesus Christ /woo/ is a complete cesspool

>>885255
Gonna be honest I don't pay attention to most of the shit around just show up to shit post about older wrestlers and complain about the state of WWE.

What the actual fuck is /woo/?

>>885217
First i wouldnt believe it but then i would mark if he comes close to winning or become one of the last two men.

If Santino could why wouldnt Slater?

>>885256
>>885257
/wooo/ is basically SquaredCircle, but ten times slower.

>>885260
That didn't help answer my question at all.

>>885257
420chan

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>>885265
That place still exists?

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>>885228
Ryback ME Main Event jobbing to jobbers for the rest of his career.

Kevin Owens ME all the big PPVs winning feuds for the rest of his career.

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>comes back to barely any reaction
>literal shell of his former self
>actually redoing his 2000 entrance
>gut hanging out from under his terrible waistcoat
>not been entertaining since 2010
How do you want your Jericho senpai?

Where is AJ Stylish coming in at?

>>885272
ROOTY

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>>885272
It hurts to see him like this ;_;

>>885273
Doesn't matter as long as he dethrones Roman as top face

>>885275
TOOTY

>>885277
theyre not making a homophobe their top face

>>885277
>Some outlaw shitter dethroning based Reigns

TOP KEK
O
P

K
E
K

Would Charlotte be passable if xe had hips and an ass?

>>885276
>could come back as a suit wearing meta jerishill shilling for the authority or something at least partially interesting
>comes back as JUSTicho
Chris, just stop, the 90s aren't coming back.

>>885281
What?

>>885280
B O O T Y
O
O
T
Y

>>885277
>38 years old
>Becoming top guy
lmao

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>>885283
>xe

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>>885284
>the 90s aren't coming back

>>885285
>For starters, the segment where A.J. Styles called a rival a "faggot" is the tip of the iceberg with him. He's a conservative born-again Christian who refuses to use any kind of expletive other than that word. Once, at an IWA Mid-South show, he threatened to Michael Shane that he would "kick his faggot...head" when he realized that he didn't want to use "ass" or a similar term. More infamously, he once told fellow wrestlers that he had recently seen the movie "Jack-A-S-S." All this while constantly calling opponents "faggot" during promos and even exclaiming "Ow! Faggot!" while selling during matches. The latter caused some fans to joke that "it sounded like he was calling his knee a fagot." He loves to call people "faggot."

>Getting away from that word for a moment, he memorably sounded disgusted when a Wrestler Observer Live caller asked him about his "following in the gay community" ("THE GAY COMMUNITY?"). On top of all that, fellow wrestler Lazz (who worked with Styles for years in NWA Wildside), a gay man who did a comedic face painted Britney Spears impersonator gimmick (and got over as a babyface everywhere he went) once told an interviewer that Styles used to preach to him about giving up his "lifestyle."

>>885285
Gay Community.

Cap this post, this is what happens on Raw tonight:

>Roman opens the show with a rambling promo about bbygrl, tater tots and royahrumbuh
>Owens gets the better of Ambrose with some kind of weapon
>Sheamus vs Neville, loser gets #1 spot in the Rumble
>Heyman/Lesnar piss off Vince/Steph, Highlight Reel ends up being a boring promo, Lesnar doesn't wreck shit here
>Becky/Charlotte contract signing
>A bunch of matches nobody cares about
>Social Outcasts def. The Wyatt Family (with help from Ryback and The Dudleys because fuck knows)
>Alberto Del Rio promo on Kalisto, interrupted and ends in a brawl
>Main event is Roman Reigns vs Rusev and The New Day
>Ends in a DQ, Reigns gets beaten down, locker room empties, Lesnar comes out, Reigns and Lesnar clean house and staredown to end

>>885292
How is AJ Styles not the poster boy for /wwe/?

>>885294
Nah, I'm guessing the main event will be Owens vs. Reigns.
Winner gets #30 spot int he Rumble.
Loser gets #1.
Reigns loses by DQ.

>>885294
>A bunch of matches nobody cares about
Well at least you got some of it right

>>885292
Is he literally Are Guy?

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>>885293

>>885297

>winner gets #30

nah, they won't do that. it's okay to announce the first couple of guys in advance, but beyond that, it needs to be secret. Half the fun of the rumble is guessing who'll come out next.

>>885292
>a man has a personal disapproval of the gay lifestyle
>people actually give a shit about this
I will never not be bewildered at this. Who the fuck cares if he doesn't like them? He's not going around braining them in the streets or calling for genocide. Fucking faggots and their sensitivity, I swear. I'd bet most of the offended people aren't even gay, either.

>>885296
I think you are confusing /wwe/ with /pol/.

>>885292
How long til WWE find out and we get
>WWE is committed to embracing and celebrating individuals from all backgrounds blah blah blah
followed by future endeavoured AJ?

>>885306
Its more like that he is treating his lifestyle as something bad that should be changed.

Its okay to not like it but not to treat it as something bad or wrong.

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SWEET CHIN MUSIC

>>885310
This desu senpai

I've heard that Vince wants the Bunny to be #30 and do a quick elemination spot by reigns (And they better not fuck it up this year, goddamit!), who then gets fucked over by sheamus in an "upset". Winner is revealed Saturday though.

>>885311
What fed is this?

secret /wwe/ here lads

>>>/sp/65028921

>>885255
Back to woo

>>885310
I agree. He's a twat about it but I still find it to be a poor reason to demand his firing like some people are and will.

>>885317
Well i doubt he will get fired. WWE probably are aware of that so he will most likely issue an apology or something since they dumped money on him.

Then again Hogan was fired for less.

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>>885311
>no sells it

>>885313
>Bunny comes in at #30
>Reigns has just had a grueling back-and-forth with Lesnar and managed to defeat him
>nearly dead
>Bunny casually tips him over
>bunny unmasks
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38RoAZemeG0
>yfw the greatest slow-burn shoot-work of our lifetimes

Is this the current undisputed GOAT theme?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_LXLJGQUyw

If AJ Styles even looks at Darren Young wrong, he's done

>>885324

it might be if you've never had sex

>>885321
Sorry lad, he's in Bandito Lucha now

>>885324
Yes.

>>885326

18+

It's funny that AJ dislikes gays but looks like a total twink himself with that haircut.

>>885307
I think you are confusing 4chan with Tumblr.

>>885194
anon I need them bulging out of that tight leather. some more on her thighs wouldnt hurt either.

>I will never get to fuck a pregnant chubby brie in her leather ring gear while Bryan is out of town getting medical scans.

When will John Cena get his big Hollywood movie role?

The Rock obviously has plenty, Batista has Guardians of the Galaxy, Sheamus will have TMNT 2, SCSA has The Expendables

>>885334
>sheamus will have TMNT 2

fucking 30 seconds on screen as a human in a non talking role.

>>885334
Probably that role he got in that Nickelodeon show.

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>>885333
In that case why not go for Thikki and cuck bmj

>>885331
He looked like a faggot before with his short hair and a earring too

>>885331
>>885339
Closet homo?

>>885173
There was no stopping him, no.

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>>885338
>cucking a man by having sex with a man

>>885155
>>885161
I don't want to see this ugly whore anymore.

>>885344
WAHWAHWAHWAHWAHWAHWAH

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What if it's a work?

>tfw incredibly tempted to make a thread for fantasy booking

>>885341
Wouldn't be surprised. It's always the ones who rag on gays the most that love taking cock behind the scenes.

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>>885347
What if it's a work?

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>>885344
>Getting worked by based Brie

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>>885341
Wouldn't be surprised honestly

Or, he just REALLY fucking hates them

>>885338
Great body but face is extremely disgusting shitskin looking.

>>885268
Gorilla posting will be the >outlaw wrestling of 2016

>>885352
That man has the face of a potato.

>>885351
How so? I'm just stating my opinion, don't get mad that others don't agree with you.

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>>885347

What if it's a work?

>>885352
>>885349
Even the name sounds like faggotry.

>>885292
BASED AJ

OUR GUY

>>885357
It's a meme u dip

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>>885358
What if it's a work?

>>885358

The whole "Daniel Bryan burial" on the road to WM30 was a fucking work, and only a braindead smark wouldn't see that.

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>>885349
>>885268

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>People honestly believe a gay bashing, TNA guy is going to be the next top guy of WWE.
LMAO @ UR LYFE F@M
Best he will get is the IC title and maybe some wwe championship matches, but all he's there for is to job to the best talent in the world, WWE made superstars.

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>>885354
Gorilla posting becomes a meme that spreads to other boards

outlaw wrestling becomes a reddit meme.

>>885161
Why are wwe divas mostly ugly now?

>>885367
Kill yourself

>>885354
>a weak knock off of clipart pigs
No

>>885371
>>>/hoc/

>>885369
Because female divas aren't interested in WWE

>>885370
Found the outlel mark
Did you enjoy watching AJ Styles in the parking lot after picking up your frozen tv dinners?

>>885367
>being this much of a sissy cuck

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>>885364
>this is what Anti-smarks ACTUALLY BELIEVE

>>885378
>le anti-smark meme
We're all smarks pal

>>885364

>Batista winning the rumble and getting shit all over was a work

You give WWE way too much credit

>>885367
>>885367
This is the same company that had a Rosie O'Donnel impersonator show up and the majority of the commentary around her was 'lol she's a lesbian. Styles will fit right in.

>>885369
BECAUSE THEY'RE WRESTLERS NOW NOT MODELS DAMNIT

>>885377
The only cucks are the outlaws for training future wwe jobbers for free.
>>885382
>WWE is exactly the same now as it was in the RA era
dumb as fuck

>>885385
>dumb as fuck
Hello, Bryanfag.

>>885383
>WRESTLERS
They're athletes.

>>885383
SO WHY ARE THEY CALLED DIVAS?!?

>>885388
The correct term would be "sports-entertainers"

>>885391
They've seemed to be transitioning to the term athletes as of late.
They definitely use it a lot.

>>885391
NO IT'S SUPERSTARS AND DIVAS DAMNIT

>>885394
CREATE YOUR OWN
WWE SUPERSTAR
SETH ROLLINS HAS GONE SAMURAI

15 minutes Authority Promo

Alberto vs. Kalisto (ends in DQ setting up match at Rumble)

New Day lose to I dunno, The Usos (rematch at Rumble)

Um...Ryback does a thing cause he's gonna fight Bray at the Rumble, some combination of him and the Social Outcasts vs. some combination of the Wyatts

We need a diva match I guess, who cares, Becky vs Charlotte at the Rumble so maybe they fight on Raw too

Terrible Roman main event where if he loses he has to come into the Rumble at #1, he loses but post match beats everyone up and stands tall or alternatively he wins but has to come in #2 in Vince McMahon patented swerve

>>885381
This... if CM Punk did not leave the company DB would be still a mid-carter. In fact, If Punk didn't humillate HHH maybe NXT wouldn't be as big today.

>I don't even english

>>885404
It's true honestly. Punk leaving made Wrestlemania 30 so much more important.

>>885402
Brock and heyman though

What are they going to do anon?

>>885383
Why is called the Divas Championship then?

>>885402
ROYAL RUMBLE

Alberto beats Kalisto in match #6 of their 10 match series, no reaction from the sold out crowd

New Day beat the Usos because they can win when the titles are on the line

Dean beats Owens, during the match we find out he has renamed his finisher to "Dirty Deans"

Bray Wyatt beats Ryback? This match might not happen, my predictions only care so much

Charlotte beats Becky while I'm getting snacks

Roman enters the Rumble at #1 or #2 and wins, he truly has overcome all the odds.

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>I am a Wrestler
What did he mean by this?

>tfw Roman literally becomes Le Oddsman 2.0

>>885413
more like The Wrestler

>>885408
We already know Brock is on Jericho's talk show thing

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>>885391
Simply euphoric.

>>885414
But cena can talk and put on good matches

Roman is handsome and really good at helping the boys load the trucks

And drinking cold ones with Dean

>>885423
He's overcoming all odds though and he wasn't pinned clean in singles competition

>>885420
Oh, someone will probably interrupt. It'll probably be new day. This is where their burial starts. Great.

>>885426
Styles will pin him 1 2 3 with the Styles Clash.

>>885429
Yeah if you download CAW for wwe 2k16 other than that it's not happening

>>885430
KENTA will pin him clean 1 2 3 with the G2S

Can we stop giving the divas 15+ min on raw please

>>885433
About him, when is he supposed to come back?

>you now remember Beeg eliminated him in ATGMBR

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>>885435
>divas
They're women
>mfw they legitimately go back to the wymyns championship

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Does Raw play on WWE network yet?
I want to subscribe because NXT looks so much better than
Raw that I don't want to see its talent move up to the main roster and get neville'd.

>>885435
Don't be a shitlord. You and your kind are on the wrong side of history.

>>885438
>you now remember Beeg won the ATGMBR

>>885439

They should go back to the womens belt. Divas a shit.

>>885438
I legitimately forgot he was in that.
Not really fair he got to work in a mania match so soon, even if it was a battle royal.
No idea when hes supposed to return, he was a wasted investment.
By the time he returns he will be overshadowed by these new japs they got.
He will have a yoshi tatsu career at best before they release him.

>>885429
Is the Styles Clash the most boring finisher for a top level guy?

>>885442
Good. He deserved to.

>>885435
I'd be fine with 15+ minutes if they could wrestler or were naked.

>>885440
They legally can't put replays up until a month or so later because of their contract with Hulu.
They aren't risking putting RAW on the Network, but I can see them doing it in the future as a simulcast.

>>885445
It's literally a divas finisher.
I liked it better when mccool did it on thickki james.

Why is Sami Zayn so popular?

>>885453
NXT's Daniel Bryan

>>885381

That's just smarks being fucking retard. Bryan even stated that he wasn't going to be in the rumble, that he was going to be facing Bray Wyatt.

>>885453

Can actually wrestle

>>885459

Why, does he do like 10x more fake looking kicks that Daniel Bryan does?

How many bongs til RAW?

I want to get this train wreck over with.

>>885453
He's not.
He's just like Cesaro, Reddit is very vocal about them but they're not over.

>>885468

5 bongs and 20 bings

How come everyone in nxt either doesn't have a gimmick and/or is completely boring?

Roman reigns is shit

If you disagree you're memeing

>>885474
>if you disagree you're wrong
Go back to reddit with your circlejerk

>>885474

You know what, I rather see him than Daniel Bryan, because fuck that goat.

>>885473
Because you don't watch NXT?

They should make a angle where a women dominates the division but refuse to win the title because she isn't a "Diva" and just restore the Women's championship.

It would please every kek because muh equality.

>>885476
Vince please, shouldn't you be helping book RAW?

>>885473

Smarkbusters has already pointed that out in one of their videos.

I mean, if this is the future of WWE, then we're fucked.

>>885480
>muh Vince
Back to r/squaredcircle

>>885481
>Smarkbusters

This is b8, right?

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>>885272
There's 3 reasons Jericho's bad.
>Jericho was always political. He tried to steal Larry Zbyszko's gimmick once, he talks shit about everyone in his books, he uses better wrestlers like HBK or whoever's hot at the time to get himself over, and the only time he's genuinely pushed the new talent was when the Nexus showed up and he knew they had so little mic talent they couldn't possibly succeed in going over him. Still, superficially "trying" to get them over was just another way of getting himself over, trying to mimic Undertaker's nurturing of newer guys. "I won't swat that fly. I'll leave it alone. Then they'll see, and they'll say, he wouldn't even hurt a fly."
>Vanilla midgets are notorious for riding coattails and resting on their tiny laurels. Wrestling is the only arena where he's seen, so when he's watching and he sees an angle he might possibly have a role in, he'll call up Vince and ask him to inject himself into the center of these young guys who can outperform the hell out of his fat ass. Vince will always do it. Jericho jumped ship before WCW sank and Vince is eternally grateful to him and everyone else who put their money on WWF when they were stealing talent.
>Jericho has been subjected to the softening one undergoes when breaking Kayfabe. Tons of wrestlers from Stone Cold to Roddy Piper exposed themselves as "pretty chill guys" and it shattered the illusion of their in-ring personas. Particularly due to podcasts and constant cringeworthy shilling of the WWE Network. Jericho can feel that the integrity of his character has been compromised, too. He hits his entrance and he can't summon the audacity to deliver a promo like he once did because he knows everyone can see that he's just a middle-aged working man trying to hold on to a world that left him behind. And they think it's pathetic.

>>885484
I don't even care for the Smarkbusters, they can be funny at times but it's evident that one of their fanboys from Youtube posts here.

>>885484

I could just go through the entire roster page right now w/o watching their video and see that ALL these jobbers are no personality having faggots.

>>885476
>2016
>Still getting worked by The Goat.

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>>885481
>Less gimmicks is a bad thing
>Smarkbusters

>>885487
It isn't a fanboy. It's one of them.

>>885484
>there's literally a guy who constantly tries to gain popularity on fucking /asp/
How pathetic do you have to be, really

>>885491
Has this been confirmed?

>>885486
>Vanilla midgets
>Chris fucking Jericho

Just because someone doesn't have "da look" it doesn't make them vanilla. It's meant to apply to the kinds of wrestlers who just rely on "workrate" and have no personality. Outside of that it has no meaning other than "wrestler I don't like who is under 6'2"

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>mfw Haitch comes out at 30 to The Game and gets a massive face pop due to MUH Lemmy

>>885494
Why else would he constantly post videos of those faggots

>>885490
>Less gimmicks is a bad thing

Less gimmicks IS a bad thing. Especially if the jobbers have little to zero personality/presence to begin with.

I mean who the fuck is Kevin Owens? A prize fighter? Bullshit, he looks like some fat ass college roommate.

What's Neville's character? What's Tyler Breeze's character? What's Finn Balor's character?

>>885497
I'm pretty sure The Smarkbusters are reddit users

>>885488
Just confirming you don't watch. NXT has just as many gimmicks as RAW, probably more, which is impressive seeing that NXT is specifically where they go to work out their gimmicks, which should be ready by the time they are on RAW.

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>All the mad homos in this thread talking shit about AJ Styles because they can't handle the bants

>>885499

Smarkbusters bust leddit smarks in their videos.

>>885498
>What's Neville's character
High flyer

>What's Tyler Breeze's character


>What's Finn Balor's character
Face boogeyman

>>885492
What are you even trying to communicate in this post?

Wait did you actually fucking ironically bring up smarkbusters and think you wouldn't get shat on immediately?

>>885504
I'm a different guy and I actually shat on smarkbusters. Sorry for confusing you, my friend.

>>885496
>implying millenials remember celebrity deaths more than a week later

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>>885502
I think they brought up that they were on an AMA on Reddit in one of their videos, combined with the fact that they go on r/squaredcircle

Someone should ask the Smarkblisters if they're 4chan users

>>885334
Juan is no Batista or Rocky, he's terrible compared to legit actors

>>885503
>Face boogeyman

It's really not.
His character is that he has no character for 59 days straight but then every couple months he pretends to be a house-cat and crawls to the ring.

>>885503
>High flyer

Okay, that's not a fucking character.

>Face boogeyman

Well does he act like Boogeyman? Either way he's gonna be a jobber like him for life.

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>(insert wrestler's) face when they win the 3rd annual andre the giant battle royale

>>885503
Tyler Breezes character is that he's a millenial faggot

>>885515
You're probably a millenial you fucking moron

>>885515

Yeah, that's exactly the kind of vibes that I get from him. This is why CHARACTERS are important in the WWE, because if they don't have one, we start making assumptions like this.

>>885516
I know, his gimmick is that he's a millenial who happens to be a faggot

>>885518
Tyler Breeze has pretty much the single strongest and most developed gimmick on either roster, what are you even talking about? He's like something out of the fucking mid 90s.

>>885519
Alright that's fair

>>885520

Tyler Breeze was literally booked to be ANOTHER Dolph Ziggler. You can't get ANY lower than that.

>>885520
>He's like something out of the fucking mid 90s.
that's not exactly a good thing unless you liked Duke "The Dumpster" Droese, TL Hopper, or The Goon

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>>885522
And then there's these mad Africans that can't stand Ziggler because he's blonde and everyone loves him!

>>885522
Not really, he has a different gimmick. Ziggy was "The Show Off" which really didn't mean anything other than he liked to show off a lot.

Breeze is a male model who is obsessed with his appearance and just wants everyone to look at him. He's Zoolander: The Wrestler.

Maybe this shit isn't communicated on RAW, I don't watch that anymore, but on NXT it was pretty clear in every fucking match, spot with him defending his "money making" face, etc, the fucking selfie stick.

Name anyone (full time) on either roster with more of a gimmick than Breeze.

>>885524
I didn't say it was, just that Breeze is as GIMMICK as you get nowadays, he's a total throwback.

I'm ready for the fake Royal Rumble stats tonight.

>>885530
>Name anyone (full time) on either roster with more of a gimmick than Breeze.

Brayy Wyatt.

>>885530

Enzo and Cass are gimmicky as fuck.
Bray Wyatt is gimmicky as fuck.
Rusev is gimmicky as fuck.

That's three off the top of my head.

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>>885445
And THEN... *pppfffthaHAHA* You have THESE homos... Who want to pretend Styles hasn't been the most entertaining wrestler everywhere he's been, just cause... JUST because... He's grossed out that they choke on dick!

Can you EVEN possibly get more pathetic?

>>885535
Touche, I guess literally being the anti-christ is even more gimmicky. Another NXT invention though.

The Ascension actually got toned down when they were called up, they were vampires in NXT not LoD cosplayers.

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>>885514

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in4bliss

>>885536
Rusev's gimmick is just "foreigner", Enzo and Cass are pretty gimmicky but not quite as much as Breeze, he hams it up totally.

Most of the gimmicks on either roster are from NXT really

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>mfw roman gets injured in the fake royal rumble tonight and is out for 6 months

>>885541
Original bliss was shit, post return thickbliss is where it's at. Dem fucking thighs and ass.

>>885544
I think Vince would cry.

>>885544
>fedora tip
Perfect

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>>885546
But anon, she doesn't look 12 years old anymore

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>>885544
>>885547

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>>885514

>>885541
You arent the real blissfag

>>885541
>>885546
>>885550

Bliss is the kind of girl you only want to be friends with, because you know she gets clingy and insane if you don't text her back immediately.

>>885544
Pease no, Vince would put the title on Big Show

>>885538
I know you're shitposting but nowhere in my post did I say Styles wasn't entertaining. Just his finisher is garbage, he's capable of so much more.

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>>885557
>implying that's worse than Reigns

>>885557
>He's a giant, Maggle. Who could ever defeat him?!

>>885557
Literally nothing wrong with that

>>885471
TOP LEL

>>885557
If the fucker would lose 50lbs and was booked right I wouldn't have a problem with this.

>>885557
Fucking based. So much better than reigns.

>>885555
>Bliss is the kind of girl you only want to do anal with, because you know she gets clingy and insane if you don't text her back immediately.

Fixed that for you

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>>885557
>not wanting the only legitimate threat on the roster to be champ

who would win a Last Man Wanking match, ambrose or owens?

>>885567
>who is Brock Lesnar

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>>885569
Not a giant?

>>885564
Losing 50lbs wouldn't do a thing, he'd still move and wrestle at a slower rate because that's his character.

He's botched a few times when he breaks character and works at a faster rate, so did Khali

>>885568
Owens, he's more of a fat beta, he has more experience in masterbating. Ambrose normally just gets drunk and fucks ugly chicks, he probably can't remember most of the times he's had sex

>>885567
Feels bad seeing grey hairs on his beard, the giant is getting old

>>885569
Not on the Roster, just a part timer. Would also make for a terrible champion.

i guess the safest outcome for vince would be to have the last two in the rumble (reigns+???) to touch the floor at the same time and then make it the wrestlemania main event

>>885571
He worked pretty fast at a house show i went to, he also got chokeslammed off the top rope by Kane
Anyone seen that video of him chainwrestling?

>>885576
Yup. His last title reign was a joke.
The saddest part is the IWC was praising it and acting like something good was going to happen.
It's Brock. He doesn't give a shit about wrestling. This was common knowledge even before the Austin podcast.

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Been a while.

>>885572
>Deanetty Cuckbrose
>Having sex
>Implying he wouldnt be the one wanking himself the most because of his cuck fetish.
>Implying Owens didnt bathe in pussy juice most of his years
>Forgetting his 10/10 wife.

You what?

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>>885567
>Big Show
>threat

>>885508
Wait, wait, wait. I thought their videos were satire?

Are they serious? Are they actually retarded?

>>885582
>HEY BIG SHOW, PUT THIS DIAPER ON!
>Vince, I...
>I SAID PUT IT ON DAMNIT

>>885577
That didnt work out so well last time when the crowd went with based Bret over Vince's mid 90s Roman equivalent Lex Luger

>>885584
>tfw during the cesaro/regal match on NXT this ad played
Was the ultimate in irony.

>>885578
what, 10 years ago against kane?

it was in slow motion.

>>885580
Gtfo aspie

>>885581
> inplying oreowens 10/10 wife lets him fuck him
Every time she was drunk enough to let the fat fuck sweat over her she gave birth to a potato 9 months later

>>885582
He would be a threat to whatever woman has to feed him.

>>885579
Yeah. Maybe if at least spend some months wrestling and then dropping it that would be okay but i doubt Vince has enough money for that.

>>885586
>the cesaro/regal match on NXT

Why the fuck have I not seen this

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>>885546

Okay

>>885588
>Implying he doesnt.

Even a fat fuck gets pussy before you.

/fit/ on suicide watch.

>>885590
Regal had awesome matches on NXT.

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>>885590
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6_s6HgetOY
This was actually Regal's last match ever and a great way to go out. It's one of my favorite matches of all time.

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>>885591
5/10 ass
not bad

>>885594
I thought he only wrestled during the FCW era? I didn't really start watching NXT until Sami Zayn became a thing, I thought it was still like Tough Enough kind of shit.

rycock sucks

chimp boy is a vanilla midget with 2 moves of doom

>>885588
I forget the boards got merged. Guess Steve and everyone else left then.

>>885597
It looks better in other angles, that picture is the smallest I've seen it look, she's clenching and pulling it in not sticking it out

Nu bread
Fuck the HEMAsexual mod
>>885596
>>885596
>>885596

>>885599
he had a match with ambrose and Ohno as well.

>>885601
Applesteve is still here, hes probably whacking off to ponies and outlaw wrestling

>>885604
Ambrose never wrestled on NXT

>>885486
Jericho was never mentioned as one of the vanilla midgets nigger

>>885530
>Ziggy was "The Show Off"

That's NOT a fucking character either. EVERY wrestler is a "show off".

>>885627
Did you stop reading the post at that exact point before replying? Jesus fuck.

>>885583

No, you're the one who's actually retarded if you think otherwise.

>>885627
The show off is a character. He even had a heel stable. What would you rather we had, back to the days of garbage men and clowns? Was Austin a character? He was just amplified version of himself, just like the show off.

>>885635
>He even had a heel stable.

Don't remind me.

Why don't they just fire Roman and then have him attacked backstage as he leaves when Seth rolling makes the rescue

>>885637
It had so much potential, pity they weren't allowed to do much. The one moment it gave us was Big E's first ever spoken line

>"OH I GOT THE MIC NOW"

>>885642

Because that would be retarded and would fuck up MANY storylines/continuities.

>>885643

AJ was the worst thing of that stable. I still don't miss that pedobait cunt.

>>885644
No one like Seth rolling as a heel, he sucks as a heel, gets no heat, and wrestles face anyway.

>>885649

It would still be retarded.

>>885649

Seriously it would be so STUPID. It pretty much would make TWO YEARS of that storyline a waste of fucking time.

>>885648
AJ Lee was based, she was the first of this new generation of women who could actually wrestle and use the mic, the worst was easily Ziggler.

>>885653
You don't remember when shitty storylines used to be abruptly and prematurely cut/finished? Better late than never

>>885653

Especially since the never had any direct confrontation. It was only Seth and Ambrose, and that sucked.

>>885634
Well, if it's not satire...WOW

>>885634
Nevermind, they're just Youtube trolls.

>>885670

Watch the Bustin' Smarks videos, see for yourself.

>>885670
>>885673
I'm pretty sure they are legit. Just watched as much of one of their videos as I could managed without getting cancer, they brought up some valid points, just in a retarded fashion.

They are just idiots.

>>885680
>just in a retarded fashion

Well they do it to be "entertaining", them imitating various wresters/commentators voices. If they didn't do that, they would just be another boring WWE reviewer on youtube.

>>885688

Oh and neckbeard voices too.

>>885688
The only thing that is entertaining is making fun of them

>>885688
They just exaggerate what they say. They don't actually care that much but they do not care for Bryan or indie shit

>>885152
fairly certain a whole lot of nuffin will happen.